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	[[Wal-Mart]] is a prime example of how much fail this city really is when it took them 10 years to actually get one in, a popular way to troll someone from Guelph is to talk about development and they get all [[butthurt]] that Guelph doesn't have anything other cities have.		[[Wal-Mart]] is a prime example of how much fail this city really is when it took them 10 years to actually get one in, a popular way to troll someone from Guelph is to talk about development and they get all [[butthurt]] that Guelph doesn't have anything other cities have.

	Also located in Guelph, is the Sleeman, Wellington and ~~FMH~~ booze factories, built specifically to keep Guelphites drunk, stupid, and stuck on welfare. In addition to that another insitution in guelph is that they have the most Tim Hortons per capita at around 16 to keep those in Guelph [[fat]] and drinking low quality coffee		Also located in Guelph, is the Sleeman, Wellington, Royal City and Fixed Gear booze factories, built specifically to keep Guelphites drunk, stupid, and stuck on welfare. In addition to that another insitution in guelph is that they have the most Tim Hortons per capita at around 16 to keep those in Guelph [[fat]] and drinking low quality coffee

	Although Stats Canada officially declared Guelph's unemployment rate an already-lulzy 9% now, the actual number is around 20% when you include the [[fat]] [[fugly]] single teen moms on welfare, assburgers people on disability, and emofags that have just given up hope of ever finding a job. For those that know their math of lulz, when you get a city that has at least one in seven to one in four not working, the city is failing very VERY hard, and the more it's pwned, the lulzier it gets.		Although Stats Canada officially declared Guelph's unemployment rate an already-lulzy 9% now, the actual number is around 20% when you include the [[fat]] [[fugly]] single teen moms on welfare, assburgers people on disability, and emofags that have just given up hope of ever finding a job. For those that know their math of lulz, when you get a city that has at least one in seven to one in four not working, the city is failing very VERY hard, and the more it's pwned, the lulzier it gets.
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	==Locations in Guelph==		==Locations in Guelph==

	Downtown, home to [[over 9000]] bars which many residents go to get drunk, everything else is closed, the only people who live there are [[yuppies]], [[hipsters]] and struggling artists.		Downtown, home to [[over 9000]] bars which many residents go to get drunk, everything else is closed, the only people who live there are [[yuppies]], [[hipsters]], fountain folk and struggling artists.

	The West End, home to filthy minorities ranging from [[chinks]], [[niggers]], [[spics]], as well as Arab, as well as a empty shell of a mall. Their export is shopping carts.		The West End, home to filthy minorities ranging from [[chinks]], [[niggers]], [[spics]], as well as Arab, as well as a empty shell of a mall. Their export is shopping carts.
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	* Victor Davis - Got hit by a car in Montreal and was a gold medalist for [[Olympics]] gayest sport besides [[wrestling]]		* Victor Davis - Got hit by a car in Montreal and was a gold medalist for [[Olympics]] gayest sport besides [[wrestling]]
	* Neve Campbell - was in some [[porn\|horror]] films		* Neve Campbell - was in some [[porn\|horror]] films
	* James Gordan - [[Trolled]] the old city council by making a play about how much they failed		* James Gordan - [[Trolled]] the old city council by making a play about how much they failed, but now also a [[cuck]] city councilor
			* Phil Allt - Another [[cuck]] city councilor who lies cheats and steals, tells people ineligible to run for mayor that he can make 'problems' disappear. Also trolled Muslims in the 2018 municipal election campaign by sending an Alexandria Occasio Cortez wannabe to the mosque. He also told people not to vote for other candidates. Gets extremely butthurt if you criticize refugees.
			* Edward Pickersgill - A [[communist]] in the 1970s who gets into everyones business, tries to save homeless people and those on poverty, currently has an arrest warrant for fraud where he hasn't served jail time
			* Alan Pickersgill - Edwards brother another communist [[Sexual Harassment\|swooned]] over the 27 year old mayoral candidate in the 2018 election
			* Dana Nuttley - The dumb ass president of the Guelph Neighborhood Support Coalition, he looks like he is into drugs. Possibly on [[welfare]] also who names a guy Dana anyways ?
			* Susan Watson - A so called professional activist
			* Karen Farbridge - The old mayor who just can't keep out of the spotlight
			* Fountain Folk - Various homeless and drug addicted people who hang around downtown asking people for money
			* Brian Holstein - An Asshole newspaper columnist whose also an Australian Socialist, defends the cucks on city council
	* Edward Johnson - Some opera singer		* Edward Johnson - Some opera singer
	* John McCrae – A soldier who everyone thinks he is from Montreal, because who would want to be from Guelph in the first place?		* John McCrae – A soldier who everyone thinks he is from Montreal, because who would want to be from Guelph in the first place?
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	*Ken Danby – [[Furry Art\|Painter]]		*Ken Danby – [[Furry Art\|Painter]]
	* Thomas King, a [[leftard]] and [[Native American \| injun]] author.		* Thomas King, a [[leftard]] and [[Native American \| injun]] author.
	*Hockey Players		* Hockey Players
	*[[You]]		*[[You]]
	*[[Your Mom]]		*[[Your Mom]]
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	*[http://www.guelph.ca Official Website]		*[http://www.guelph.ca Official Website]
	*[http://www.guelph.com A message board is there but its abandoned]
	*[http://www.notthere.ca The Residents for sustainable development, fought walmart]
	*[http://mydowntownguelph.com/ Someones blog about downtown Guelph, updated daily]
	*[http://www.guelphcivicleague.ca/ James Gordon's website the Guelph Civic League]
	*[http://www.landismoreimportantthansprawl.com/ A group fighting Hanlon Creek Business Park]
	*[http://mayorsblog.guelph.ca/ The Mayors Blog; you can actually leave comments, and its updated every few days]
	*[http://hanloncreek5.wordpress.com/ The protesters who don't support a proposed business park who are getting their asses sued by the city; ripe for trolling with anonymous commenting]

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	*[http://mayorsblog.guelph.ca/ The Mayors Blog; you can actually leave comments, and its updated every few days]		*[http://mayorsblog.guelph.ca/ The Mayors Blog; you can actually leave comments, and its updated every few days]
	*[http://hanloncreek5.wordpress.com/ The protesters who don't support a proposed business park who are getting their asses sued by the city; ripe for trolling with anonymous commenting]		*[http://hanloncreek5.wordpress.com/ The protesters who don't support a proposed business park who are getting their asses sued by the city; ripe for trolling with anonymous commenting]

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	The best crime to preform in Guelph and seeming the only charge the police know how to rite up (albeit wrong) is being drunk in public, you can include mischief to this by punching a stop sign yelling fuck yeah!!		The best crime to preform in Guelph and seeming the only charge the police know how to rite up (albeit wrong) is being drunk in public, you can include mischief to this by punching a stop sign yelling fuck yeah!!

			==Culture==

			Culturally Guelph is flat-lining even though there are sand-niggers, wops, cholos, and niggers in town.

			Nearly all of Guelph's [[retarded]], [[old]], [[disabled]], and [[assburgers]] patients are [[homeless\|currently living on the street]] because of welfare leeches overcrowding the homeless shelter and that there was a lot of drama with homeless people downtown the homeless shelter moved a few blocks away due to thievery.

			One of the Guelphites favorite past times is not minding their own business when new developments come into town and they start bawwing about how it will ruin their city.

			Guelph's legacy of fail has gone noticed on SCTV as well as Royal Canadian Air Farce, and [[King of the Hill]]

			As for the River Run Center it is the cities tax dollars that pay for it, since the Mayor and Council had claimed it would stand on its own... but a few years after it opened it didn't
			since they always put on second rate performances. The same thing had happened with the Guelph Sports and Entertainment Center, Which also is owned by the city but since the current administration failed, they decided to include it in your taxes when living in this shit hole, since both the GSEC and the River Run Center couldn't stand on its own. The council figured that they wouldn't be able to afford getting big name people or performances in since they thought the population couldn't afford it.

			Below is what there is to do in Guelph.

			[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif\|What did you expect?]]

			==City Council==

			[[image:Niggersjews.jpg\|thumb\|What the city council pretty much consists of]]

			The city is already doing it wrong 6 wards, yet 12 councilors, this tells everyone they can't afford to use full time councilors so they do part time councilors. There has been a lot of bias with the last administration as everyone had voted center to center left due to everyone in Guelph liking a mayor and council who can't manage money vs a mayor and council who was good, had experience and actually got things done.

			The current mayor Karen Farbridge is looking to go for a third term, how she won the elections two times before is laughable when James Gordon swayed the populace to vote for a mayor and a council who

			*Can't manage money
			*Keeps on raising property taxes
			*And can't get any business coming into Guelph
			*As well as cut public transit
			*Get rid of free parking downtown due to the city losing money.
			*Not being able to provide ample parking downtown
			*Cutting back services across the board
			*Having issues actually getting a new main branch library in
			*Not being able to provide services to each end of town which needs them

			In addition to that if you have an ailing family member, the city doesn't give a shit, you must pay your taxes on time because we all know that the mayor and city council want your [[money]].

			Mayor Karen Farbridge is a prime example of a mayor who does butt fuck all for this city, she essectially ruined this joke of a city by always giving into a minority of people who oppose something because she can't stand up to them, neither can the city council who gets paid to do nothing, even though everyone in Guelph likes them because they can't amount to anything. Karen Farbridge and the current council is an example of a [[socialist]]. In addition to that since a lot of people in Guelph are too fuckin' stupid to notice what she did wrong she gets elected yet again because everyone in Guelph is a fuckin' socialist asshole who thinks it is better to go on the side of liberalism and environmentalism at the expense of more important things such as jobs, of course these are the same people who were fooled by [[Al Gore]]

			==Locations in Guelph==

			Downtown, home to [[over 9000]] bars which many residents go to get drunk, everything else is closed, the only people who live there are [[yuppies]], [[hipsters]] and struggling artists.

			The West End, home to filthy minorities ranging from [[chinks]], [[niggers]], [[spics]], as well as Arab, as well as a empty shell of a mall. Their export is shopping carts.

			The South End, home to rich people trying to escape [[Toronto]], there is a [[No Niggers]] policy in this area due to it being upscale, as well as a no Arab policy because no one wants a Sikh temple there. Also known as New Guelph.

			The Ward, Full of [[guidos]] and [[wops]], if you don't have business there then you don't have business there, the only export they have is an Italian Festival, which is a front for the [[Mafia]].

			The North End, home to people who leech off the [[welfare]] system, a small export is shopping carts as well as small crime.

			The East End, home to those yet inexperienced to the fail of Guelph.

	==Metropolitan areas of Guelph==		==Metropolitan areas of Guelph==

imported>Mowlson at 14:11, 18 October 2011

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	The best crime to preform in Guelph and seeming the only charge the police know how to rite up (albeit wrong) is being drunk in public, you can include mischief to this by punching a stop sign yelling fuck yeah!!		The best crime to preform in Guelph and seeming the only charge the police know how to rite up (albeit wrong) is being drunk in public, you can include mischief to this by punching a stop sign yelling fuck yeah!!

	~~==City Council==~~

	~~[[image:Niggersjews.jpg\|thumb\|What the city council pretty much consists of]]~~

	The city is already doing it wrong 6 wards, yet 12 councilors, this tells everyone they can't afford to use full time councilors so they do part time councilors. There has been a lot of bias with the last administration as everyone had voted center to center left due to everyone in Guelph liking a mayor and council who can't manage money vs a mayor and council who was good, had experience and actually got things done.

	~~The current mayor Karen Farbridge is looking to go for a third term, how she won the elections two times before is laughable when James Gordon swayed the populace to vote for a mayor and a council who~~

	*Can't manage money
	*Keeps on raising property taxes
	*And can't get any business coming into Guelph
	*As well as cut public transit
	*Get rid of free parking downtown due to the city losing money.
	*Not being able to provide ample parking downtown
	*Cutting back services across the board
	*Having issues actually getting a new main branch library in
	*Not being able to provide services to each end of town which needs them

	~~In addition to that if you have an ailing family member, the city doesn't give a shit, you must pay your taxes on time because we all know that the mayor and city council want your [[money]].~~

	Mayor Karen Farbridge is a prime example of a mayor who does butt fuck all for this city, she essectially ruined this joke of a city by always giving into a minority of people who oppose something because she can't stand up to them, neither can the city council who gets paid to do nothing, even though everyone in Guelph likes them because they can't amount to anything. Karen Farbridge and the current council is an example of a [[socialist]]. In addition to that since a lot of people in Guelph are too fuckin' stupid to notice what she did wrong she gets elected yet again because everyone in Guelph is a fuckin' socialist asshole who thinks it is better to go on the side of liberalism and environmentalism at the expense of more important things such as jobs, of course these are the same people who were fooled by [[Al Gore]]

	==Metropolitan areas of Guelph==		==Metropolitan areas of Guelph==

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	Mayor Karen Farbridge is a prime example of a mayor who does butt fuck all for this city, she essectially ruined this joke of a city by always giving into a minority of people who oppose something because she can't stand up to them, neither can the city council who gets paid to do nothing, even though everyone in Guelph likes them because they can't amount to anything. Karen Farbridge and the current council is an example of a [[socialist]]. In addition to that since a lot of people in Guelph are too fuckin' stupid to notice what she did wrong she gets elected yet again because everyone in Guelph is a fuckin' socialist asshole who thinks it is better to go on the side of liberalism and environmentalism at the expense of more important things such as jobs, of course these are the same people who were fooled by [[Al Gore]]		Mayor Karen Farbridge is a prime example of a mayor who does butt fuck all for this city, she essectially ruined this joke of a city by always giving into a minority of people who oppose something because she can't stand up to them, neither can the city council who gets paid to do nothing, even though everyone in Guelph likes them because they can't amount to anything. Karen Farbridge and the current council is an example of a [[socialist]]. In addition to that since a lot of people in Guelph are too fuckin' stupid to notice what she did wrong she gets elected yet again because everyone in Guelph is a fuckin' socialist asshole who thinks it is better to go on the side of liberalism and environmentalism at the expense of more important things such as jobs, of course these are the same people who were fooled by [[Al Gore]]

	~~==Locations in Guelph==~~

	~~Downtown, home to [[over 9000]] bars which many residents go to get drunk, everything else is closed, the only people who live there are [[yuppies]], [[hipsters]] and struggling artists.~~

	~~The West End, home to filthy minorities ranging from [[chinks]], [[niggers]], [[spics]], as well as Arab, as well as a empty shell of a mall. Their export is shopping carts.~~

	The South End, home to rich people trying to escape [[Toronto]], there is a [[No Niggers]] policy in this area due to it being upscale, as well as a no Arab policy because no one wants a Sikh temple there. Also known as New Guelph.

	~~The Ward, Full of [[guidos]] and [[wops]], if you don't have business there then you don't have business there, the only export they have is an Italian Festival, which is a front for the [[Mafia]].~~

	~~The North End, home to people who leech off the [[welfare]] system, a small export is shopping carts as well as small crime.~~

	~~The East End, home to those yet inexperienced to the fail of Guelph.~~

	==Metropolitan areas of Guelph==		==Metropolitan areas of Guelph==

imported>Mowlson at 14:10, 18 October 2011

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	The best crime to preform in Guelph and seeming the only charge the police know how to rite up (albeit wrong) is being drunk in public, you can include mischief to this by punching a stop sign yelling fuck yeah!!		The best crime to preform in Guelph and seeming the only charge the police know how to rite up (albeit wrong) is being drunk in public, you can include mischief to this by punching a stop sign yelling fuck yeah!!

	~~==Culture==~~

	~~Culturally Guelph is flat-lining even though there are sand-niggers, wops, cholos, and niggers in town.~~

	Nearly all of Guelph's [[retarded]], [[old]], [[disabled]], and [[assburgers]] patients are [[homeless\|currently living on the street]] because of welfare leeches overcrowding the homeless shelter and that there was a lot of drama with homeless people downtown the homeless shelter moved a few blocks away due to thievery.

	~~One of the Guelphites favorite past times is not minding their own business when new developments come into town and they start bawwing about how it will ruin their city.~~

	~~Guelph's legacy of fail has gone noticed on SCTV as well as Royal Canadian Air Farce, and [[King of the Hill]]~~

	~~As for the River Run Center it is the cities tax dollars that pay for it, since the Mayor and Council had claimed it would stand on its own... but a few years after it opened it didn't~~
	since they always put on second rate performances. The same thing had happened with the Guelph Sports and Entertainment Center, Which also is owned by the city but since the current administration failed, they decided to include it in your taxes when living in this shit hole, since both the GSEC and the River Run Center couldn't stand on its own. The council figured that they wouldn't be able to afford getting big name people or performances in since they thought the population couldn't afford it.

	~~Below is what there is to do in Guelph.~~

	~~[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif\|What did you expect?]]~~

	==City Council==		==City Council==