Grand Theft Auto IV - Revision history

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	[[Image:GTAsign.jpg\|thumb\|The state of New York does not approve of ''GTA IV''.]]		[[Image:GTAsign.jpg\|thumb\|The state of New York does not approve of ''GTA IV''.]]

	'''Grand Theft Auto IV''' is a "turning point in video game history" and unsurprisingly ended up being the most boring, unoriginal game in the series. It features [[Ragdoll Physics\|on-the-fly ragdoll physics]], [[Fat Larry's Band\|washed up music bands]], a [[Habbo Hotel\|pixelated subway system]] twice as confusing as New York's, [[Airplane\|Boeing 747s]] that never take off or land, endless taxing on runways, unoriginal vehicles ([[tracing\|based]] on IRL cars), annoying-ass characters who wont stop fucking CALLING YOU 24/7, and a fuckload of useless dialogue. The only good thing about it is that there are tons of [[Jews]] to kill.		'''''Grand Theft Auto IV''''' is a "turning point in video game history" and unsurprisingly ended up being the most boring, unoriginal game in the series. It features [[Ragdoll Physics\|on-the-fly ragdoll physics]], [[Fat Larry's Band\|washed up music bands]], a [[Habbo Hotel\|pixelated subway system]] twice as confusing as New York's, [[Airplane\|Boeing 747s]] that never take off or land, endless taxing on runways, unoriginal vehicles ([[tracing\|based]] on IRL cars), annoying-ass characters who wont stop fucking CALLING YOU 24/7, and a fuckload of useless dialogue. The only good thing about it is that there are tons of [[Jews]] to kill.

	==[[TL;DR\|The ~~Storyline~~]]==		==[[TL;DR\|The storyline]]==
	GTA IV catches up on the [[2008]] American media theme of presenting [[Serbian]]s as ultimate villains (because calling the villain [[Muslim\|Achmed Raschid]] would cause too much [[butthurt]] whining and between massive bombing and manipulation the Serbs can't do much about it). So the main character, Niko Belic, comes to [[New York City\|Liberty City]] in hopes of [[unrealistic expectations\|escaping the harsh life of his country and meet up with his rich cousin Roman]]. But turns out that Roman not only bullshitted about his rich life, but also owes a metric fuckton amount of money to a lot of people. So Niko, being the [[Serbia]]n immigrant that he is, finds himself taking up a life of murder, crime, and theft.		GTA IV catches up on the [[2008]] American media theme of presenting [[Serbian]]s as ultimate villains (because calling the villain [[Muslim\|Achmed Raschid]] would cause too much [[butthurt]] whining and between massive bombing and manipulation the Serbs can't do much about it). So the main character, Niko Belic, comes to [[New York City\|Liberty City]] in hopes of [[unrealistic expectations\|escaping the harsh life of his country and meet up with his rich cousin Roman]]. But turns out that Roman not only bullshitted about his rich life, but also owes a metric fuckton amount of money to a lot of people. So Niko, being the [[Serbia]]n immigrant that he is, finds himself taking up a life of murder, crime, and theft.

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	*'''[[Ed Gein\|Eddie Low]]''', A stereotypical serial killer whom the player can read about online. Eventually, you can meet Eddie as a random character. After a few missions, Eddie randomly attacks Niko before being put down like the degenerate freak Eddie is. Eddie has almost all of the stereotypes of a serial killer, and has posted on various websites (in-game) that provide you with [[epic lulz]]. Eddie is your god. [[Truth\|Eddie is the best character in the entire GTA series.]] [http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Eddie_Low Eddie did WTC]		*'''[[Ed Gein\|Eddie Low]]''', A stereotypical serial killer whom the player can read about online. Eventually, you can meet Eddie as a random character. After a few missions, Eddie randomly attacks Niko before being put down like the degenerate freak Eddie is. Eddie has almost all of the stereotypes of a serial killer, and has posted on various websites (in-game) that provide you with [[epic lulz]]. Eddie is your god. [[Truth\|Eddie is the best character in the entire GTA series.]] [http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Eddie_Low Eddie did WTC]

	==Expansion ~~Packs~~==		==Expansion packs==
	===The Lost and Damned===		===The Lost and Damned===
	TLAD follows the story of [[jewish]] [[Bestiality\|hogrider]] Johnny Clitrubz doing drive-bys with his buddies from their clubhouse.		TLAD follows the story of [[jewish]] [[Bestiality\|hogrider]] Johnny Clitrubz doing drive-bys with his buddies from their clubhouse.
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	[[Image:FPSdoug.gif\|thumb\|Brucie Kibbutz [[Headshot\|in real life]]. Why does a [[black]] guy have a Jewish name?]]		[[Image:FPSdoug.gif\|thumb\|Brucie Kibbutz [[Headshot\|in real life]]. Why does a [[black]] guy have a Jewish name?]]

	== Awesome ~~New Features~~ ==		== Awesome new features ==
	Awesome new features of ''GTA IV'' include:		Awesome new features of ''GTA IV'' include:
	*Air Hockey - FUCK YEAH, OH TOTALLY!		*Air Hockey - FUCK YEAH, OH TOTALLY!
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	<center><youtube>2gaC1aJIb6g</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>2gaC1aJIb6g</youtube></center>

	==Typical ~~Online Conversation~~==		==Typical online conversation==
	<pre>		<pre>
	A: Hey, how do you get the BEST ESTER EG EVAR?!		A: Hey, how do you get the BEST ESTER EG EVAR?!
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	==GTA IV XBAWKS 360 DLC==		==''GTA IV'' XBAWKS 360 DLC==
	In order not to look like assholes who sold you the shitty half of a revamped game originally made [[at least 100 years ago]], Rockstar announced shortly after releasing the game, that they would be developing exclusive content exclusively for the ultra-exclusive ~~Xbox360~~. This time, instead of playing with that Eastern European fuckrag, Niko, you get to plays with a white-trash, Hell's Angel spoof, with a heart of gold. It features an extra thirty seconds of gameplay, four hours of videos showing you how cool it would be to play, and none of the great things that the original game had (Why the fuck do I want to swim with a goddamn leather jacket on?).		In order not to look like assholes who sold you the shitty half of a revamped game originally made [[at least 100 years ago]], Rockstar announced shortly after releasing the game, that they would be developing exclusive content exclusively for the ultra-exclusive Xbox 360. This time, instead of playing with that Eastern European fuckrag, Niko, you get to plays with a white-trash, Hell's Angel spoof, with a heart of gold. It features an extra thirty seconds of gameplay, four hours of videos showing you how cool it would be to play, and none of the great things that the original game had (Why the fuck do I want to swim with a goddamn leather jacket on?).

	The Ballad of [[Ghey]] Tony was released a bit later, and all the 13 year old GTA fanboys went crazy. The story follows this guy who works for a fag and carries out his [[rape\|daily chores and bidding]], along with having to work for and later fight an [[Redundant\|alcoholic Russian]] and his fuck-ugly assistant. The game was universally panned by [[niggers]] since none of them understood the plot and the controls seemed foreign because of their short term memory. The game was praised by many dick sucking video game reviewers and [[13 year old boys]] because they have sold their souls to adequate graphics, predictable plots and a story revolving around [[fags]]. Among the [[goatse\|hardcore]] gaming community, the game was played for five years until the [[retards]] realized it was exactly the same as the first two, except with a [[gay]] title and 28 missions. The only true new addition is that there are [[Fail\|CHAMPAIGNE DRINKING MINI GAMES OMG!!!11]]		The Ballad of [[Ghey]] Tony was released a bit later, and all the 13-year-old ''GTA'' fanboys went crazy. The story follows this guy who works for a fag and carries out his [[rape\|daily chores and bidding]], along with having to work for and later fight an [[Redundant\|alcoholic Russian]] and his fuck-ugly assistant. The game was universally panned by [[niggers]] since none of them understood the plot and the controls seemed foreign because of their short term memory. The game was praised by many dick sucking video game reviewers and [[13-year-old boys]] because they have sold their souls to adequate graphics, predictable plots and a story revolving around [[fags]]. Among the [[goatse\|hardcore]] gaming community, the game was played for five years until the [[retards]] realized it was exactly the same as the first two, except with a [[gay]] title and 28 missions. The only true new addition is that there are [[Fail\|CHAMPAIGNE DRINKING MINI GAMES OMG!!!11]]

	The shittiest and/or weirdest part is that GTA IV and its two bastard DLCs involve $2 million worth of diamonds, who [[LOL WUT\|the fag buys from some ship's cook and then the biker guy takes them and throws them in the trash and the Eurotrash guy has to dress up like a garbageman and steal them, but then he gets them stolen from him and some Russians get involved and...]] shit, now I'm confused. But, on the brighter side, you get to kill a bunch of [[Stereotype\|Jewish diamond dealers]] and their thugs.		The shittiest and/or weirdest part is that GTA IV and its two bastard DLCs involve $2 million worth of diamonds, who [[LOL WUT\|the fag buys from some ship's cook and then the biker guy takes them and throws them in the trash and the Eurotrash guy has to dress up like a garbageman and steal them, but then he gets them stolen from him and some Russians get involved and...]] shit, now I'm confused. But, on the brighter side, you get to kill a bunch of [[Stereotype\|Jewish diamond dealers]] and their thugs.

	Like everything ever on the 360 the "exclusive content" stayed exclusive, and don't let any store tell you other[http://www.amazon.com/Grand-Theft-Auto-Episodes-Playstation-3/dp/B0036FDHT2/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=videogames&qid=1282534994&sr=8-2 wise]		Like everything ever on the 360 the "exclusive content" stayed exclusive, and don't let any store tell you other[http://www.amazon.com/Grand-Theft-Auto-Episodes-Playstation-3/dp/B0036FDHT2/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=videogames&qid=1282534994&sr=8-2 wise].

	==GTA IV ~~Gallery~~==		==''GTA IV'' gallery==
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	==See ~~Also~~==		==See also==
	*[[~~GTA~~ Chinatown Wars]]		*''[[Grand Theft Auto III]]''
	*[[Grand Theft Auto V]]		*''[[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]]''
			*''[[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]]''
			*''[[Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars]]''
			*''[[Grand Theft Auto V]]''
			*''[[Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Definitive Edition]]''

	==External ~~Links~~==		==External links==
	*[https://www.rockstargames.com/IV/ Rockstar Games GTA IV page]		*[https://www.rockstargames.com/IV/ Rockstar Games ''GTA IV'' page]

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	*'''[[butthurt\|Niko Bellic]]:''' The Euro-trash, track pants-wearing, main character in Grand Theft Auto IV. He is the Irish mafia's [[bitch\|errand boy]] and looks exactly like Sasha from Behind Enemy Lines and Victor Zakhaev from Call of Duty modern warfare.		*'''[[butthurt\|Niko Bellic]]:''' The '''[[edgy]]''' '''[[autistic]]''' Euro-trash, track pants-wearing, main character in Grand Theft Auto IV. He is the Irish mafia's [[bitch\|errand boy]] and looks exactly like Sasha from Behind Enemy Lines and Victor Zakhaev from Call of Duty modern warfare.
	*'''[[Troll\|Roman Bellic]]:''' Niko's fat, annoying cousin who only wants to see [[breast implants\|BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES]]. NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! Fortunately he dies in his wedding if choose "Deal".		*'''[[Troll\|Roman Bellic]]:''' Niko's fat, annoying cousin who only wants to see [[breast implants\|BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES]]. NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! Fortunately he dies in his wedding if choose "Deal".
	*'''[[Alcoholic\|Packie]]:''' [[stereotype\|Generic]] Irishman who drinks heavily yet is able to perfectly fire a gun. He shows up again in GTA5 in a "[[Just as planned\|random]]" event you can stumble upon. Him and his [[retard\|mentally challenged]] friend are robbing a [[drugs\|drugstore]], [[Fail\|but his aforementioned mentally challenged friend forgets to arrange for a driver or car to escape]]. So you help him and he becomes a [[lie\|new]] crew member on robberies, which can mean that unless you get him before you do the all 3 or 4 planned "scores" in the game he is completely fucking useless as a character.		*'''[[Alcoholic\|Packie]]:''' [[stereotype\|Generic]] Irishman who drinks heavily yet is able to perfectly fire a gun. He shows up again in GTA5 in a "[[Just as planned\|random]]" event you can stumble upon. Him and his [[retard\|mentally challenged]] friend are robbing a [[drugs\|drugstore]], [[Fail\|but his aforementioned mentally challenged friend forgets to arrange for a driver or car to escape]]. So you help him and he becomes a [[lie\|new]] crew member on robberies, which can mean that unless you get him before you do the all 3 or 4 planned "scores" in the game he is completely fucking useless as a character.

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	[[Image:GTAsign.jpg\|thumb\|The state of New York does not approve of ''GTA IV''.]]		[[Image:GTAsign.jpg\|thumb\|The state of New York does not approve of ''GTA IV''.]]

	'''Grand Theft Auto IV''' is a "turning point in video game history" and unsurprisingly ended up being the most boring, unoriginal game in the series. It features [[Ragdoll Physics\|on-the-fly ragdoll physics]], [[Fat Larry's Band\|washed up music bands]], a [[Habbo Hotel\|pixelated subway system]] twice as confusing as New York's, [[Airplane\|Boeing 747s]] that never take off or land, endless taxing on runways, unoriginal vehicles ([[tracing\|based]] on IRL cars), annoying-ass characters who wont stop fucking CALLING YOU 24/7, and a fuckload of useless dialogue.		'''Grand Theft Auto IV''' is a "turning point in video game history" and unsurprisingly ended up being the most boring, unoriginal game in the series. It features [[Ragdoll Physics\|on-the-fly ragdoll physics]], [[Fat Larry's Band\|washed up music bands]], a [[Habbo Hotel\|pixelated subway system]] twice as confusing as New York's, [[Airplane\|Boeing 747s]] that never take off or land, endless taxing on runways, unoriginal vehicles ([[tracing\|based]] on IRL cars), annoying-ass characters who wont stop fucking CALLING YOU 24/7, and a fuckload of useless dialogue. The only good thing about it is that there are tons of [[Jews]] to kill.

	==[[TL;DR\|The Storyline]]==		==[[TL;DR\|The Storyline]]==

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			==Secrets / Easter Eggs==

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	[[Image:NIKOMYCOUSIN.png\|thumb\|EVERY FIVE MOTHERFUCKING MINUTES]]		[[Image:NIKOMYCOUSIN.png\|thumb\|EVERY FIVE MOTHERFUCKING MINUTES]]

	*'''[[butthurt\|Niko Bellic]]:''' The Euro-trash, track pants-wearing, main character in Grand Theft Auto IV. He is the Irish mafia's [[bitch\|errand boy]] and looks exactly like Sasha from Behind Enemy Lines and Victor Zakhaev from Call of Duty modern warfare.		*'''[[butthurt\|Niko Bellic]]:''' The '''[[edgy]]''' '''[[autistic]]''' Euro-trash, track pants-wearing, main character in Grand Theft Auto IV. He is the Irish mafia's [[bitch\|errand boy]] and looks exactly like Sasha from Behind Enemy Lines and Victor Zakhaev from Call of Duty modern warfare.
	*'''[[Troll\|Roman Bellic]]:''' Niko's fat, annoying cousin who only wants to see [[breast implants\|BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES]]. NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! Fortunately he dies in his wedding if choose "Deal".		*'''[[Troll\|Roman Bellic]]:''' Niko's fat, annoying cousin who only wants to see [[breast implants\|BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES]]. NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! NIKO LETS GO BOWLING! Fortunately he dies in his wedding if choose "Deal".
	*'''[[Alcoholic\|Packie]]:''' [[stereotype\|Generic]] Irishman who drinks heavily yet is able to perfectly fire a gun. He shows up again in GTA5 in a "[[Just as planned\|random]]" event you can stumble upon. Him and his [[retard\|mentally challenged]] friend are robbing a [[drugs\|drugstore]], [[Fail\|but his aforementioned mentally challenged friend forgets to arrange for a driver or car to escape]]. So you help him and he becomes a [[lie\|new]] crew member on robberies, which can mean that unless you get him before you do the all 3 or 4 planned "scores" in the game he is completely fucking useless as a character.		*'''[[Alcoholic\|Packie]]:''' [[stereotype\|Generic]] Irishman who drinks heavily yet is able to perfectly fire a gun. He shows up again in GTA5 in a "[[Just as planned\|random]]" event you can stumble upon. Him and his [[retard\|mentally challenged]] friend are robbing a [[drugs\|drugstore]], [[Fail\|but his aforementioned mentally challenged friend forgets to arrange for a driver or car to escape]]. So you help him and he becomes a [[lie\|new]] crew member on robberies, which can mean that unless you get him before you do the all 3 or 4 planned "scores" in the game he is completely fucking useless as a character.

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	[[Image:GTAsign.jpg\|thumb\|The state of New York does not approve of ''GTA IV''.]]		[[Image:GTAsign.jpg\|thumb\|The state of New York does not approve of ''GTA IV''.]]

	'''Grand Theft Auto IV''' is a "turning point in video game history" and unsurprisingly ended up being the most boring, unoriginal game in the series. It features [[Ragdoll Physics\|on-the-fly ragdoll physics]], [[Fat Larry's Band\|washed up music bands]], a [[Habbo Hotel\|pixelated subway system]] twice as confusing as New York's, [[Airplane\|Boeing 747s]] that never take off or land, endless taxing on runways, unoriginal vehicles ([[tracing\|based]] on IRL cars), annoying-ass characters who wont stop fucking CALLING YOU 24/7, and a fuckload of useless dialogue.		'''Grand Theft Auto IV''' is a "turning point in video game history" and unsurprisingly ended up being the most boring, unoriginal game in the series. It features [[Ragdoll Physics\|on-the-fly ragdoll physics]], [[Fat Larry's Band\|washed up music bands]], a [[Habbo Hotel\|pixelated subway system]] twice as confusing as New York's, [[Airplane\|Boeing 747s]] that never take off or land, endless taxing on runways, unoriginal vehicles ([[tracing\|based]] on IRL cars), annoying-ass characters who wont stop fucking CALLING YOU 24/7, and a fuckload of useless dialogue. The only good thing about it is that there are tons of [[Jews]] to kill.

	==[[TL;DR\|The Storyline]]==		==[[TL;DR\|The Storyline]]==