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Fails at MySpace

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Fails at MySpace

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	==[[wut\|Fails at MySpace]]==		==[[wut\|Fails at MySpace]]==

	gloriousmandestroya has had several [[fail\|unsuccessful]] attempts to maintain a MySpace page, which even [[Intellectual Checkmate\|the most depraved of camwhores]] has managed to do, and has been [[banhammer\|booted]] [[IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!\|9001]] times. ~~<strike>While there isn't any hard data to support this theory</strike>[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS\|HA HA HA DISREGARD THAT!!!!!!]], it should be assumed that she~~ continues being booted because she is both too stupid and too crazy to resist the urge to show her ugly armpits and [[cunt\|vagina]].		gloriousmandestroya has had several [[fail\|unsuccessful]] attempts to maintain a MySpace page, which even [[Intellectual Checkmate\|the most depraved of camwhores]] has managed to do, and has been [[banhammer\|booted]] [[IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!\|9001]] times. She continues being booted because she is both too stupid and too crazy to resist the urge to show her ugly armpits and [[cunt\|vagina]].

	{{q\|[[fact\|Chances are I'll be deleted again because]] [[everyone\|a lot of people can't stand my ass because]] [[asspie\|I'm unique,]] [[dumbass\|I'm loud,]] [[stfu\|I speak my mind,]] ~~black person~~ [[winrar\|I'm smart,]] [[not funny\|I'm funny,]] [[tourettes\|I talk funky,]] [[lie\|I'm sexy as fuck,]] [[pain series\|I'm hairy]] [[~~and~~]] ~~black person~~ [[bawww\|Some people can't handle all my gloriousness, fuck them.]]\|The whore herself}}		{{q\|[[fact\|Chances are I'll be deleted again because]] [[everyone\|a lot of people can't stand my ass because]] [[asspie\|I'm unique,]] [[dumbass\|I'm loud,]] [[stfu\|I speak my mind,]] [[nigger]] [[winrar\|I'm smart,]] [[not funny\|I'm funny,]] [[tourettes\|I talk funky,]] [[lie\|I'm sexy as fuck,]] [[pain series\|I'm hairy]] and [[nigger]] [[bawww\|Some people can't handle all my gloriousness, fuck them.]]\|The whore herself}}

	==Politics==		==Politics==

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	*[http://www.clips4sale.com/8815 Her [[pictures plz\|picture site]] where she [[you fail it\|tries to be sexy]]]		*[http://www.clips4sale.com/8815 Her [[pictures plz\|picture site]] where she [[you fail it\|tries to be sexy]]]

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	[[Image:Dildofeet.gif\|thumb\|For an extra [[whore\|hundred bucks]] she’ll use her hands.]]		[[Image:Dildofeet.gif\|thumb\|For an extra [[whore\|hundred bucks]] she’ll use her hands.]]
	[[Image:Pissdrinker.jpg\|thumb\|[[Oh exploitable]]!]]		[[Image:Pissdrinker.jpg\|thumb\|[[Oh exploitable]]!]]
	[[image:HedgeclippersNeeded.gif\|~~thumb~~\|If this isn’t the sexiest thing you’ve ever seen, you just don’t respect women.]]		[[image:HedgeclippersNeeded.gif\|frame\|If this isn’t the sexiest thing you’ve ever seen, you just don’t respect women.]]

	Okay start with a typical run-of-the-mill [[camwhore]], add [[hippie\|nasty body hair]] that even [[theAmazingAtheist\|Bigfoot on ecstasy]] wouldn't find sexy, add a gigantic [[internet tough guy\|chip on both shoulders]] and you have [http://www.youtube.com/gloriousmandestroya gloriousmandestroya]. '''gloriousmandestroya''' (also known as '''[[feminism\|Goddess Glory]]''' or '''[[DO NOT WANT\|bombiliciousmanfuckeruppa]]''') is a nasty skanky whore both on the internet and [[IRL]]. She claims to be the sexiest thing alive despite being pretty much [[Family Guy\|offensive to all five senses]]. A typical gloriousmandestroya [[YouTube\|video]] will begin with some dismissive greeting like “black person,” followed by “[[unwarranted self-importance\|this is your queen your goddess blablablabla]].” It is followed by a long, very uninteresting [[weblog\|rant]] about how [[shit nobody cares about\|someone doesn’t take her seriously enough or doesn’t think her stinky hairy armpits are sexy]].		Okay start with a typical run-of-the-mill [[camwhore]], add [[hippie\|nasty body hair]] that even [[theAmazingAtheist\|Bigfoot on ecstasy]] wouldn't find sexy, add a gigantic [[internet tough guy\|chip on both shoulders]] and you have [http://www.youtube.com/gloriousmandestroya gloriousmandestroya]. '''gloriousmandestroya''' (also known as '''[[feminism\|Goddess Glory]]''' or '''[[DO NOT WANT\|bombiliciousmanfuckeruppa]]''') is a nasty skanky whore both on the internet and [[IRL]]. She claims to be the sexiest thing alive despite being pretty much [[Family Guy\|offensive to all five senses]]. A typical gloriousmandestroya [[YouTube\|video]] will begin with some dismissive greeting like “black person,” followed by “[[unwarranted self-importance\|this is your queen your goddess blablablabla]].” It is followed by a long, very uninteresting [[weblog\|rant]] about how [[shit nobody cares about\|someone doesn’t take her seriously enough or doesn’t think her stinky hairy armpits are sexy]].

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{{lolcow}}
{{potential}}
[[Image:Camwhoredance.gif|thumb|Sexiness, [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]].]]
[[Image:Dildofeet.gif|thumb|For an extra [[whore|hundred bucks]] she’ll use her hands.]]
[[Image:Pissdrinker.jpg|thumb|[[Oh exploitable]]!]]
[[image:HedgeclippersNeeded.gif|thumb|If this isn’t the sexiest thing you’ve ever seen, you just don’t respect women.]]

Okay start with a typical run-of-the-mill [[camwhore]], add [[hippie|nasty body hair]] that even [[theAmazingAtheist|Bigfoot on ecstasy]] wouldn't find sexy, add a gigantic [[internet tough guy|chip on both shoulders]] and you have [http://www.youtube.com/gloriousmandestroya gloriousmandestroya]. '''gloriousmandestroya''' (also known as '''[[feminism|Goddess Glory]]''' or '''[[DO NOT WANT|bombiliciousmanfuckeruppa]]''') is a nasty skanky whore both on the internet and [[IRL]]. She claims to be the sexiest thing alive despite being pretty much [[Family Guy|offensive to all five senses]]. A typical gloriousmandestroya [[YouTube|video]] will begin with some dismissive greeting like “black person,” followed by “[[unwarranted self-importance|this is your queen your goddess blablablabla]].” It is followed by a long, very uninteresting [[weblog|rant]] about how [[shit nobody cares about|someone doesn’t take her seriously enough or doesn’t think her stinky hairy armpits are sexy]].

gloriousmandestroya says that [[Michael Jackson]] is a huge influence on her life[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_knCM9DrsYU], by which we can only logically conclude that she likes [[pedophilia|touching little boys]] too.

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This video is proof positive that not only is gloriousmandestroya a ghetto ho, but she's also batshit [[insane]] and into reverse [[cannibal|Dolcett]]. Once again we should point out, absolutely none of this makes her in any way speshul.

==Body Hair==

gloriousmandestroya prides herself on her body hair, meaning that we have to deal with her dirty hairy niggertits, which she assures us is [[lie|the most sexy desirable thing in the world]]. Her justification is “I’m human, I grow hair,” echoing the belief, common among hippies and other genetic failures, that anything the human body does is beautiful and natural. This is of course [[bullshit]] because your body also produces [[shit]], but that isn’t a justification to go natural and not wipe your ass. Although on second thought, we wouldn't be surprised if she didn't wipe her ass due to her statement that "I love just being nappy."

gloriousmandestroya has been known to get supernaturally [[butthurt]] over any mention of the [[fact]] that thick bushy body hair is seriously disgusting. If you leave enough such comments on her videos and channel, the odds of her uploading a butthurt feminist rant about the evils of a society skyrocket.

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Bragging about your ability to grow hair is like bragging about your ability to breathe.

==[[wut|Fails at MySpace]]==

gloriousmandestroya has had several [[fail|unsuccessful]] attempts to maintain a MySpace page, which even [[Intellectual Checkmate|the most depraved of camwhores]] has managed to do, and has been [[banhammer|booted]] [[IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!|9001]] times. <strike>While there isn't any hard data to support this theory</strike>[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|HA HA HA DISREGARD THAT!!!!!!]], it should be assumed that she continues being booted because she is both too stupid and too crazy to resist the urge to show her ugly armpits and [[cunt|vagina]].

{{q|[[fact|Chances are I'll be deleted again because]] [[everyone|a lot of people can't stand my ass because]] [[asspie|I'm unique,]] [[dumbass|I'm loud,]] [[stfu|I speak my mind,]] black person [[winrar|I'm smart,]] [[not funny|I'm funny,]] [[tourettes|I talk funky,]] [[lie|I'm sexy as fuck,]] [[pain series|I'm hairy]] [[and]] black person [[bawww|Some people can't handle all my gloriousness, fuck them.]]|The whore herself}}

==Politics==

<center>[[Image:BombaliciousRonPaul.png|Don't tell me you're surprised.]]</center>

Like all [[intellectual]]s, gloriousmandestroya is a staunch supporter of [[Ron Paul]]. She supports Paul because he will stand up for her right to be not only a whore, but downright disgusting as well, and because [[idiot|apparently]] if you don't vote for Ron Paul, "we're [[slavery|slaves]]." She thinks it’s undemocratic to force people to vote only for one of the three candidates who won [[demockery|democratic]] contests and, like most Ron Paul supporters, considers it a [[rape|crime against humanity]] for anyone to disagree.

gloriousmandestroya is known for hosting videos on her channel page claiming that [[Kevin Trudeau|raw milk cures asthma]], [[JEWS DID WTC|9/11 was a government conspiracy]], and other [[shit nobody cares about]]. When recently asked for proof, she gave the rational and reasoned response "how fucking stupid can you be nigger, you want fucking proof you gotta lick my hairy asshole."

==External links==

*[http://www.myspace.com/bombiliciousmanfuckeruppa Her shitty MySpace page where she thinks anyone cares what she thinks about politics]
*[http://goddessglory.blogspot.com Her shitty blog where she thinks anyone gives a fuck what she thinks about anything else]
*[http://www.clips4sale.com/8815 Her [[pictures plz|picture site]] where she [[you fail it|tries to be sexy]]]

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