Georgia Varley - Revision history

Couscous at 22:25, 2 May 2026

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imported>JuniusThaddeus: Cleaning :Category:Pages_using_duplicate_arguments_in_template_calls.

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	Following the activities of Anon being brought to his attention a local [[Leftard]] [[Government\|MP]] named Steve Rotherham ([[Capitalism\|Labour]]) decided that this [[Lulz\|tragic]] incident was an ideal opportunity for him to make political hay and immediately began charging his lasers. The plan was simple; make trolling [[b&\|illegal]], he even went so far as to liase with the [[Final Boss\|Attorney General]] himself in order to discuss 'loopholes in the law'.		Following the activities of Anon being brought to his attention a local [[Leftard]] [[Government\|MP]] named Steve Rotherham ([[Capitalism\|Labour]]) decided that this [[Lulz\|tragic]] incident was an ideal opportunity for him to make political hay and immediately began charging his lasers. The plan was simple; make trolling [[b&\|illegal]], he even went so far as to liase with the [[Final Boss\|Attorney General]] himself in order to discuss 'loopholes in the law'.

	{{quote\|My intention is to see a greater conviction rate for those guilty of this vile practice.\|Steve Rotherham, MP\|[http://www.wirralnews.co.uk/wirral-news/local-wirral-news/2012/01/14/georgia-varley-inspired-trolling-law-is-waste-of-time-says-internet-campaigner-100252-30120150/2/ Wirral News]\|color=silver\|size=360~~%\|textSize=70~~%\|textColor=black\|textSize=200%\|sourceColor=black\|sourceSize=100%}}		{{quote\|My intention is to see a greater conviction rate for those guilty of this vile practice.\|Steve Rotherham, MP\|[http://www.wirralnews.co.uk/wirral-news/local-wirral-news/2012/01/14/georgia-varley-inspired-trolling-law-is-waste-of-time-says-internet-campaigner-100252-30120150/2/ Wirral News]\|color=silver\|size=360%\|textColor=black\|textSize=200%\|sourceColor=black\|sourceSize=100%}}

	[[File:Jonathan_Bishop.jpg\|thumb\|right\|<center>Nobody [[Literally\|Fucks]] With A<br><b>[[E-lawyer\|CYBERLAW EXPERT]]</b></center>]]		[[File:Jonathan_Bishop.jpg\|thumb\|right\|<center>Nobody [[Literally\|Fucks]] With A<br><b>[[E-lawyer\|CYBERLAW EXPERT]]</b></center>]]
	It was later pointed out by Jonathan Bishop founder of [http://www.trollingacademy.org/ The Trolling Academy] in a letter to the ''Liverpool Echo'' that Mr Rotherham's actions were TOTALLY FUCKING POINTLESS due to legislation already being in place to stop such [[Win\|abuse]].		It was later pointed out by Jonathan Bishop founder of [http://www.trollingacademy.org/ The Trolling Academy] in a letter to the ''Liverpool Echo'' that Mr Rotherham's actions were TOTALLY FUCKING POINTLESS due to legislation already being in place to stop such [[Win\|abuse]].

	{{quote\|The waste of legislative time is evident to cyberlaw experts like myself\|Jonathan Bishop\|[http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-news/local-news/2012/01/14/georgia-varley-inspired-trolling-law-is-waste-of-time-says-internet-campaigner-100252-30120150/ Liverpool ECHO]\|color=silver\|size=360~~%\|textSize=70~~%\|textColor=black\|textSize=200%\|sourceColor=black\|sourceSize=100%}}		{{quote\|The waste of legislative time is evident to cyberlaw experts like myself\|Jonathan Bishop\|[http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-news/local-news/2012/01/14/georgia-varley-inspired-trolling-law-is-waste-of-time-says-internet-campaigner-100252-30120150/ Liverpool ECHO]\|color=silver\|size=360%\|textColor=black\|textSize=200%\|sourceColor=black\|sourceSize=100%}}
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imported>LulzKiller at 21:49, 8 December 2015

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	The shitstorm commenced at 23:18 EST on the 24th October 2011 when a poster (later identified by the alias Magalie Paradis) posted a troll thread on [[/b/]], calling all Anons to assist in [[Memorial_Page_Tourism\|trolling a memorial page]] of Varley. Anonymous quickly rimmed dead skank and her memory by spamming over 9000 posts onto the memorial wall; royally pissing off every non-/b/tard on the page who rejected /b/-tards rights to b-tards. The mum got all teary eyed and got her 20 other children to form an internet posse to serve internet justice. Many threatened to 'drop a dime' and alert the [[Cyber_police\|cyber-police]] to Anon's activities; a number went so far as to threaten those involved in the raid with physical violence (see [[internet tough guy]]) but, like a [[New York]] cardstand, Anon stood strong and unwavering realising that if genes were the same the downers would probably fall under a train too , combined with the huge blind-spot they would have due to them being cross-eyed inbreds . What do we learn from this? That if you put your head under a train, You die.		The shitstorm commenced at 23:18 EST on the 24th October 2011 when a poster (later identified by the alias Magalie Paradis) posted a troll thread on [[B\|/b/]], calling all Anons to assist in [[Memorial_Page_Tourism\|trolling a memorial page]] of Varley. Anonymous quickly rimmed dead skank and her memory by spamming over 9000 posts onto the memorial wall; royally pissing off every non-/b/tard on the page who rejected /b/-tards rights to b-tards. The mum got all teary eyed and got her 20 other children to form an internet posse to serve internet justice. Many threatened to 'drop a dime' and alert the [[Cyber_police\|cyber-police]] to Anon's activities; a number went so far as to threaten those involved in the raid with physical violence (see [[internet tough guy]]) but, like a [[New York]] cardstand, Anon stood strong and unwavering realising that if genes were the same the downers would probably fall under a train too , combined with the huge blind-spot they would have due to them being cross-eyed inbreds . What do we learn from this? That if you put your head under a train, You die.

	'''Other shit you don't care about''':		'''Other shit you don't care about''':

imported>While at 02:22, 24 October 2015

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	[[image:Varley_Asking.jpg\|thumb\|upright\|Totally not [[asking for it]]...]]		[[image:Varley_Asking.jpg\|thumb\|upright\|Totally not [[asking for it]]...]]
	'''Georgia Varley''' was a 16-year old female britfag from [[England\|Wirral, England]] who was killed ~~whilst~~ attempting to board a [[Train\|moving train]] in Liverpool. Following a drunken whore dance-off spent in the company of other [[your mom\|whores]]. Varley, for [[Alcohol\|reason/s unknown]], lagged behind the group as they boarded the train that would return them home. The train began moving and, with the grace of a [[Retard\|greased-up spastic]], she slipped into the gaping-maw betwixt the platform and carriage. The train proceeded to run over her resulting in a spectacularly [[Guro\|gory]] death witnessed by around fifty persons present upon the platform... a number of these later required counselling in order to help them fully appreciate the [[epic]] nature of the display they'd experienced. The most [[bullshit\|tragic]] aspect of this incident was that the train service then had to be delayed for an entire 30-minutes following Varley's demise while [[British_Scum#Liverpool.2FScousers\|Scousers]] fed upon her remains. Meanwhile, she is now a <s>handmaiden</s> unpaid [[whore]] to [[Muammar_Gaddafi\|Colonel Gaddafi]] after several other residents of hell turned her down for being too [[ugly]].		'''Georgia Varley''' was a 16-year old female britfag from [[England\|Wirral, England]] who was killed while attempting to board a [[Train\|moving train]] in Liverpool. Following a drunken whore dance-off spent in the company of other [[your mom\|whores]]. Varley, for [[Alcohol\|reason/s unknown]], lagged behind the group as they boarded the train that would return them home. The train began moving and, with the grace of a [[Retard\|greased-up spastic]], she slipped into the gaping-maw betwixt the platform and carriage. The train proceeded to run over her resulting in a spectacularly [[Guro\|gory]] death witnessed by around fifty persons present upon the platform... a number of these later required counselling in order to help them fully appreciate the [[epic]] nature of the display they'd experienced. The most [[bullshit\|tragic]] aspect of this incident was that the train service then had to be delayed for an entire 30-minutes following Varley's demise while [[British_Scum#Liverpool.2FScousers\|Scousers]] fed upon her remains. Meanwhile, she is now a <s>handmaiden</s> unpaid [[whore]] to [[Muammar_Gaddafi\|Colonel Gaddafi]] after several other residents of hell turned her down for being too [[ugly]].

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imported>VX: neither crap nor stub

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	[[image:Varley_Asking.jpg\|thumb\|upright\|Totally not [[asking for it]]...]]		[[image:Varley_Asking.jpg\|thumb\|upright\|Totally not [[asking for it]]...]]
	'''Georgia Varley''' was a 16-year old female britfag from [[England\|Wirral, England]] who was killed whilst attempting to board a [[Train\|moving train]] in Liverpool. Following a drunken whore dance-off spent in the company of other [[your mom\|whores]]. Varley, for [[Alcohol\|reason/s unknown]], lagged behind the group as they boarded the train that would return them home. The train began moving and, with the grace of a [[Retard\|greased-up spastic]], she slipped into the gaping-maw betwixt the platform and carriage. The train proceeded to run over her resulting in a spectacularly [[Guro\|gory]] death witnessed by around fifty persons present upon the platform... a number of these later required counselling in order to help them fully appreciate the [[epic]] nature of the display they'd experienced. The most [[bullshit\|tragic]] aspect of this incident was that the train service then had to be delayed for an entire 30-minutes following Varley's demise while [[British_Scum#Liverpool.2FScousers\|Scousers]] fed upon her remains. Meanwhile, she is now a <s>handmaiden</s> unpaid [[whore]] to [[Muammar_Gaddafi\|Colonel Gaddafi]] after several other residents of hell turned her down for being too [[ugly]].		'''Georgia Varley''' was a 16-year old female britfag from [[England\|Wirral, England]] who was killed whilst attempting to board a [[Train\|moving train]] in Liverpool. Following a drunken whore dance-off spent in the company of other [[your mom\|whores]]. Varley, for [[Alcohol\|reason/s unknown]], lagged behind the group as they boarded the train that would return them home. The train began moving and, with the grace of a [[Retard\|greased-up spastic]], she slipped into the gaping-maw betwixt the platform and carriage. The train proceeded to run over her resulting in a spectacularly [[Guro\|gory]] death witnessed by around fifty persons present upon the platform... a number of these later required counselling in order to help them fully appreciate the [[epic]] nature of the display they'd experienced. The most [[bullshit\|tragic]] aspect of this incident was that the train service then had to be delayed for an entire 30-minutes following Varley's demise while [[British_Scum#Liverpool.2FScousers\|Scousers]] fed upon her remains. Meanwhile, she is now a <s>handmaiden</s> unpaid [[whore]] to [[Muammar_Gaddafi\|Colonel Gaddafi]] after several other residents of hell turned her down for being too [[ugly]].

imported>Oliver Hart: can someone PLEASE fuck my ass?

2014-03-03T13:40:56Z

can someone PLEASE fuck my ass?

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	[[image:Varley_Asking.jpg\|thumb\|upright\|Totally not [[asking for it]]...]]		[[image:Varley_Asking.jpg\|thumb\|upright\|Totally not [[asking for it]]...]]
	'''Georgia Varley''' was a 16-year old female britfag from [[England\|Wirral, England]] who was killed whilst attempting to board a [[Train\|moving train]] in Liverpool. Following a drunken whore dance-off spent in the company of other [[your mom\|whores]]. Varley, for [[Alcohol\|reason/s unknown]], lagged behind the group as they boarded the train that would return them home. The train began moving and, with the grace of a [[Retard\|greased-up spastic]], she slipped into the gaping-maw betwixt the platform and carriage. The train proceeded to run over her resulting in a spectacularly [[Guro\|gory]] death witnessed by around fifty persons present upon the platform... a number of these later required counselling in order to help them fully appreciate the [[epic]] nature of the display they'd experienced. The most [[bullshit\|tragic]] aspect of this incident was that the train service then had to be delayed for an entire 30-minutes following Varley's demise while [[British_Scum#Liverpool.2FScousers\|Scousers]] fed upon her remains. Meanwhile, she is now a <s>handmaiden</s> unpaid [[whore]] to [[Muammar_Gaddafi\|Colonel Gaddafi]] after several other residents of hell turned her down for being too [[ugly]].		'''Georgia Varley''' was a 16-year old female britfag from [[England\|Wirral, England]] who was killed whilst attempting to board a [[Train\|moving train]] in Liverpool. Following a drunken whore dance-off spent in the company of other [[your mom\|whores]]. Varley, for [[Alcohol\|reason/s unknown]], lagged behind the group as they boarded the train that would return them home. The train began moving and, with the grace of a [[Retard\|greased-up spastic]], she slipped into the gaping-maw betwixt the platform and carriage. The train proceeded to run over her resulting in a spectacularly [[Guro\|gory]] death witnessed by around fifty persons present upon the platform... a number of these later required counselling in order to help them fully appreciate the [[epic]] nature of the display they'd experienced. The most [[bullshit\|tragic]] aspect of this incident was that the train service then had to be delayed for an entire 30-minutes following Varley's demise while [[British_Scum#Liverpool.2FScousers\|Scousers]] fed upon her remains. Meanwhile, she is now a <s>handmaiden</s> unpaid [[whore]] to [[Muammar_Gaddafi\|Colonel Gaddafi]] after several other residents of hell turned her down for being too [[ugly]].
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	==~~='''~~External Links~~'''=~~==		==External Links==

	*If you wish to contribute to the troll, you may visit the Facebook memorial page [http://www.facebook.com/pages/RIP-Georgia-Varley/217418071658001 here]		*If you wish to contribute to the troll, you may visit the Facebook memorial page [http://www.facebook.com/pages/RIP-Georgia-Varley/217418071658001 here]
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	Following the activities of Anon being brought to his attention a local [[Leftard]] [[Government\|MP]] named Steve Rotherham ([[Capitalism\|Labour]]) decided that this [[Lulz\|tragic]] incident was an ideal opportunity for him to make political hay and immediately began charging his lasers. The plan was simple; make trolling [[b&\|illegal]], he even went so far as to liase with the [[Final Boss\|Attorney General]] himself in order to discuss 'loopholes in the law'.		Following the activities of Anon being brought to his attention a local [[Leftard]] [[Government\|MP]] named Steve Rotherham ([[Capitalism\|Labour]]) decided that this [[Lulz\|tragic]] incident was an ideal opportunity for him to make political hay and immediately began charging his lasers. The plan was simple; make trolling [[b&\|illegal]], he even went so far as to liase with the [[Final Boss\|Attorney General]] himself in order to discuss 'loopholes in the law'.

	{{quote\|My intention is to see a greater conviction rate for those guilty of this vile practice.\|Steve Rotherham, MP\|[http://www.wirralnews.co.uk/wirral-news/local-wirral-news/2012/01/14/georgia-varley-inspired-trolling-law-is-waste-of-time-says-internet-campaigner-100252-30120150/2/ Wirral News]\|color=silver\|size=360~~%\|textSize=70~~%\|textColor=black\|textSize=200%\|sourceColor=black\|sourceSize=100%}}		{{quote\|My intention is to see a greater conviction rate for those guilty of this vile practice.\|Steve Rotherham, MP\|[http://www.wirralnews.co.uk/wirral-news/local-wirral-news/2012/01/14/georgia-varley-inspired-trolling-law-is-waste-of-time-says-internet-campaigner-100252-30120150/2/ Wirral News]\|color=silver\|size=360%\|textColor=black\|textSize=200%\|sourceColor=black\|sourceSize=100%}}

	[[File:Jonathan_Bishop.jpg\|thumb\|right\|<center>Nobody [[Literally\|Fucks]] With A<br><b>[[E-lawyer\|CYBERLAW EXPERT]]</b></center>]]		[[File:Jonathan_Bishop.jpg\|thumb\|right\|<center>Nobody [[Literally\|Fucks]] With A<br><b>[[E-lawyer\|CYBERLAW EXPERT]]</b></center>]]
	It was later pointed out by Jonathan Bishop founder of [http://www.trollingacademy.org/ The Trolling Academy] in a letter to the ''Liverpool Echo'' that Mr Rotherham's actions were TOTALLY FUCKING POINTLESS due to legislation already being in place to stop such [[Win\|abuse]].		It was later pointed out by Jonathan Bishop founder of [http://www.trollingacademy.org/ The Trolling Academy] in a letter to the ''Liverpool Echo'' that Mr Rotherham's actions were TOTALLY FUCKING POINTLESS due to legislation already being in place to stop such [[Win\|abuse]].

	{{quote\|The waste of legislative time is evident to cyberlaw experts like myself\|Jonathan Bishop\|[http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-news/local-news/2012/01/14/georgia-varley-inspired-trolling-law-is-waste-of-time-says-internet-campaigner-100252-30120150/ Liverpool ECHO]\|color=silver\|size=360~~%\|textSize=70~~%\|textColor=black\|textSize=200%\|sourceColor=black\|sourceSize=100%}}		{{quote\|The waste of legislative time is evident to cyberlaw experts like myself\|Jonathan Bishop\|[http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-news/local-news/2012/01/14/georgia-varley-inspired-trolling-law-is-waste-of-time-says-internet-campaigner-100252-30120150/ Liverpool ECHO]\|color=silver\|size=360%\|textColor=black\|textSize=200%\|sourceColor=black\|sourceSize=100%}}
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