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imported>Kiwi: /* Furcadia's Staff */

2017-07-09T03:06:13Z

Furcadia's Staff

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	=Furcadia's Staff=		=Furcadia's Staff=
			[[Image:Furcadia_Staff_lul.png\|right\|thumb\|A typical Furcadia Staff Meeting]]
	Furcadia started with a staff of about seven: [[fag\|felorin]], [[Alzheimers\|Talzhemir]], [[cancer\|Emerald Flame]], [[Asspie\|Gar]] and a [[shit nobody cares about\|bunch of other sad fags]] making up Dragon's Eye Productions (DEP). Well, at least they used to be until about half the crew jumped ship to go somewhere more [[profit]]able. Now it's Emerald Flame and a few sad people she lied and whined at until they were guilt-tripped into working on Furcadia. The current team calls itself "Team Catnip", a name we're pretty sure nobody but [[otherkin\|Emerald Flame]] wanted.		Furcadia started with a staff of about seven: [[fag\|felorin]], [[Alzheimers\|Talzhemir]], [[cancer\|Emerald Flame]], [[Asspie\|Gar]] and a [[shit nobody cares about\|bunch of other sad fags]] making up Dragon's Eye Productions (DEP). Well, at least they used to be until about half the crew jumped ship to go somewhere more [[profit]]able. Now it's Emerald Flame and a few sad people she lied and whined at until they were guilt-tripped into working on Furcadia. The current team calls itself "Team Catnip", a name we're pretty sure nobody but [[otherkin\|Emerald Flame]] wanted.

imported>3tails: /* Trolling Furcadia */

2016-09-02T00:30:55Z

Trolling Furcadia

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	* Spreading [[IRL]] info about people		* Spreading [[IRL]] info about people
	* posting logfiles		* posting logfiles
			* [[Cyberrape]]
	* Posting Whisper files online (may get you [[b&]], although Talzhemir says that posting Whispers to public areas on the game, as opposed to the forum, is A-okay)		* Posting Whisper files online (may get you [[b&]], although Talzhemir says that posting Whispers to public areas on the game, as opposed to the forum, is A-okay)
	* "stealing" art and patches from others and not giving credit when [[shit\|patches/art]] is used.		* "stealing" art and patches from others and not giving credit when [[shit\|patches/art]] is used.
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	*''[[SapphyDracases]]''		*''[[SapphyDracases]]''
	*''[[Sleepy-kyuubi]]''		*''[[Sleepy-kyuubi]]''

	=External Links=		=External Links=
	* [http://furcadia.com ''Furcadia'' official site]		* [http://furcadia.com ''Furcadia'' official site]

imported>3tails: /* Cancer Girls's Medical Saga */

2016-08-28T05:57:23Z

Cancer Girls's Medical Saga

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	Then in 2016 she found out she had an irregular heart beat which lead to even more medical drama. She began to blame all of her health problems on the fact she has an irregular heart beat claiming that it caused her to have bronchitis, asthma, and pneumonia all at the same time even though those diseases have similar symptoms so it probably was just one of the above at most. What also can cause irregular heartbeat, weezing, shortness of breath and general feelings of illness? Being overweight and spending way too much time inactive on the computer doing Otherkin and Furry stuff. You know, what she does all day.		Then in 2016 she found out she had an irregular heart beat which lead to even more medical drama. She began to blame all of her health problems on the fact she has an irregular heart beat claiming that it caused her to have bronchitis, asthma, and pneumonia all at the same time even though those diseases have similar symptoms so it probably was just one of the above at most. What also can cause irregular heartbeat, weezing, shortness of breath and general feelings of illness? Being overweight and spending way too much time inactive on the computer doing Otherkin and Furry stuff. You know, what she does all day.

	Then she had the heart surgery and everything got worse. She went home to a dusty cat-filled house and, shockingly, got a throat infection from where the incubation tube had to be run. The infection made her "inflammatory disease" go crazy and she claims that she doesn't handle anesthesia well. And did the surgery work? Nope: there's still irregular rhythms. She also later admitted that she has always had heart ~~probalms~~ (probably from always being overweight). Expect Furcadia players to have to pay for more surgery in the future!		Then she had the heart surgery and everything got worse. She went home to a dusty cat-filled house and, shockingly, got a throat infection from where the incubation tube had to be run. The infection made her "inflammatory disease" go crazy and she claims that she doesn't handle anesthesia well. And did the surgery work? Nope: there's still irregular rhythms. She also later admitted that she has always had heart problems (probably from always being overweight). Expect Furcadia players to have to pay for more surgery in the future!

	She also came out and admit she has "minimal brain dysfunction" which is fancy speak for [[ADD]]. This is her excuse for being a total bitch with no useful skills, oh and that the MAN kept her down. She also is a [[Feminist]] on top of being a [[ginger\|soulless heathern]] and an [[otherkin]]. Remember: when you give Furcadia money you are enabling Emerald Flame.		She also came out and admit she has "minimal brain dysfunction" which is fancy speak for [[ADD]]. This is her excuse for being a total bitch with no useful skills, oh and that the MAN kept her down. She also is a [[Feminist]] on top of being a [[ginger\|soulless heathern]] and an [[otherkin]]. Remember: when you give Furcadia money you are enabling Emerald Flame.

imported>3tails: /* Moar Cancer-Girl */

2016-08-28T05:49:57Z

Moar Cancer-Girl

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	===Moar Cancer-Girl===		===Moar Cancer-Girl===
	* [http://emerald.sanct.net/ Her Crappy Website]- sparkles and butterflies... so [[gay]]....		* [https://web.archive.org/web/20080322215412/http://emerald.sanct.net/ Her Crappy Website]- sparkles and butterflies... so [[gay]]....
	* [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1101830638 Emerald Kaiten Catz on Facebook]- Very paranoid: has account on "mostly friends" and will ask "who you are" when friended. [http://altmarket.net/index.php?board=32.0 Get a throwaway Furc character] and use that name.		* [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1101830638 Emerald Kaiten Catz on Facebook]- Very paranoid: has account on "mostly friends" and will ask "who you are" when friended. [http://altmarket.net/index.php?board=32.0 Get a throwaway Furc character] and use that name.

imported>3tails: /* Cancer Girls's Medical Saga */

2016-08-28T05:48:39Z

Cancer Girls's Medical Saga

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	Then she had the heart surgery and everything got worse. She went home to a dusty cat-filled house and, shockingly, got a throat infection from where the incubation tube had to be run. The infection made her "inflammatory disease" go crazy and she claims that she doesn't handle anesthesia well. And did the surgery work? Nope: there's still irregular rhythms. She also later admitted that she has always had heart probalms (probably from always being overweight). Expect Furcadia players to have to pay for more surgery in the future!		Then she had the heart surgery and everything got worse. She went home to a dusty cat-filled house and, shockingly, got a throat infection from where the incubation tube had to be run. The infection made her "inflammatory disease" go crazy and she claims that she doesn't handle anesthesia well. And did the surgery work? Nope: there's still irregular rhythms. She also later admitted that she has always had heart probalms (probably from always being overweight). Expect Furcadia players to have to pay for more surgery in the future!

	She also came out and admit she has "minimal brain dysfunction" which is fancy speak for [[ADD]]. This is her excuse for being a total bitch with no useful skills, oh and that the MAN kept her down. She also is a [[Feminist]] on top of being a [[ginger\|soulless heathern]] and ~~and~~ [[otherkin]]. Remember: when you give Furcadia money you are enabling Emerald Flame.		She also came out and admit she has "minimal brain dysfunction" which is fancy speak for [[ADD]]. This is her excuse for being a total bitch with no useful skills, oh and that the MAN kept her down. She also is a [[Feminist]] on top of being a [[ginger\|soulless heathern]] and an [[otherkin]]. Remember: when you give Furcadia money you are enabling Emerald Flame.

	===Moar Cancer-Girl===		===Moar Cancer-Girl===

imported>3tails: /* Emerald Flame */

2016-08-28T05:48:09Z

Emerald Flame

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	Fun fact from an EDiot with thyroid cancer: her entire story is [[bullshit]], as thyroid cancer is the easiest to get rid of and in no way should take four fucking years. Not to mention any [[retard\|idiot]] should be able to notice their neck swelling to the size of a basketball.		Fun fact from an EDiot with thyroid cancer: her entire story is [[bullshit]], as thyroid cancer is the easiest to get rid of and in no way should take four fucking years. Not to mention any [[retard\|idiot]] should be able to notice their neck swelling to the size of a basketball.

			Then in 2016 she found out she had an irregular heart beat which lead to even more medical drama. She began to blame all of her health problems on the fact she has an irregular heart beat claiming that it caused her to have bronchitis, asthma, and pneumonia all at the same time even though those diseases have similar symptoms so it probably was just one of the above at most. What also can cause irregular heartbeat, weezing, shortness of breath and general feelings of illness? Being overweight and spending way too much time inactive on the computer doing Otherkin and Furry stuff. You know, what she does all day.

			Then she had the heart surgery and everything got worse. She went home to a dusty cat-filled house and, shockingly, got a throat infection from where the incubation tube had to be run. The infection made her "inflammatory disease" go crazy and she claims that she doesn't handle anesthesia well. And did the surgery work? Nope: there's still irregular rhythms. She also later admitted that she has always had heart probalms (probably from always being overweight). Expect Furcadia players to have to pay for more surgery in the future!

			She also came out and admit she has "minimal brain dysfunction" which is fancy speak for [[ADD]]. This is her excuse for being a total bitch with no useful skills, oh and that the MAN kept her down. She also is a [[Feminist]] on top of being a [[ginger\|soulless heathern]] and and [[otherkin]]. Remember: when you give Furcadia money you are enabling Emerald Flame.

	===Moar Cancer-Girl===		===Moar Cancer-Girl===

imported>3tails: /* Tied Up with a String */

2016-08-28T00:30:44Z

Tied Up with a String

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	In a stupid move worthy of [[Facepalm]], [[bitch\|Emerald Flame]] released the new portrait rules and a thread for questions and answers about the upcoming new rules. According to the new rules, you can have your furry fucking in a field of [[weed]] and it's still PG, but if they are smoking anything at all (even the legal stuff) it's rated R. Oh, and no blood allowed around the [[babyfurs]], either!		In a stupid move worthy of [[Facepalm]], [[bitch\|Emerald Flame]] released the new portrait rules and a thread for questions and answers about the upcoming new rules. According to the new rules, you can have your furry fucking in a field of [[weed]] and it's still PG, but if they are smoking anything at all (even the legal stuff) it's rated R. Oh, and no blood allowed around the [[babyfurs]], either!

	Over 5 pages of angry comments were deleted, all siting that it made no sense that something that people can do in public and is legal has higher restriction ranking than something that is illegal. Then, someone mentioned that animated portraits in Furcadia might cause seizures, to which the hypocrite Emerald Flame replied, "~~[[:Image:EmeraldFlame-medidouche.JPG\|~~If you have seizures, GTFO the net. Lol.]]" This caused a massive backlash against DEP's uncaring and unprofessional attitude, especially towards Emerald Flame.		Over 5 pages of angry comments were deleted, all siting that it made no sense that something that people can do in public and is legal has higher restriction ranking than something that is illegal. Then, someone mentioned that animated portraits in Furcadia might cause seizures, to which the hypocrite Emerald Flame replied, "If you have seizures, GTFO the net. Lol." This caused a massive backlash against DEP's uncaring and unprofessional attitude, especially towards Emerald Flame.

	=== Reap What You Sow, Emerald Flame ===		=== Reap What You Sow, Emerald Flame ===
	As Furcadia's weekend apparently starts on Sunday and ends on Monday, most the mods were offline leaving plenty of time for many threads all calling out Emerald Flame for the bitch she is to stack up hundreds of posts. Some were flames, appropriately enough, though the vast majority were logical posts mentioning that it's a really bad idea for DEP staff to be total bastards publicly as it ruins the company image. Felorin replied by saying that ~~[[:Image:DEP listens.jpg\|~~Furcadia Does listen to it's players]] and by ~~[[:Image:DEP- run by Emerald Flame.jpg\|~~White Knighting for Emerald Flame]], revealing that she has the company by the balls and actually is the [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/\|Cancer that is Killing Furcadia]]!		As Furcadia's weekend apparently starts on Sunday and ends on Monday, most the mods were offline leaving plenty of time for many threads all calling out Emerald Flame for the bitch she is to stack up hundreds of posts. Some were flames, appropriately enough, though the vast majority were logical posts mentioning that it's a really bad idea for DEP staff to be total bastards publicly as it ruins the company image. Felorin replied by saying that Furcadia Does listen to it's players and by White Knighting for Emerald Flame, revealing that she has the company by the balls and actually is the [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/\|Cancer that is Killing Furcadia]]!

	The staff of DEP then ignored the logic that letting Emerald Flame run things when she has [[retard\|Zero PR skills]], is an [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/Fillet/Misc/furc3.png obvious bitch who knows nothing about running a game] and is also tripping out on bad meds is a bad thing and proceeded to point fingers at players, claiming all the anger and bad things going on with Furcadia was somehow their own fault. The first one to be blamed was Narnia; the guy who runs the largest Furcadia fan site and even [http://forums.furcadia.com/index.php?showtopic=31798 brought Emerald Flame flowers when she was very sick] yet still was [[ban hammer]]ed for suggesting that DEP reform their business practices. Wild accusations were flung by the DEP staff along with insults such as [http://forums.furcadia.com/index.php?furcadia_session_id=12621-oehr-ohb&showtopic=65433&view=findpost&p=431773 calling unrelated players Narnia's Bulldogs], many of which were hastily deleted.		The staff of DEP then ignored the logic that letting Emerald Flame run things when she has [[retard\|Zero PR skills]], is an [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/Fillet/Misc/furc3.png obvious bitch who knows nothing about running a game] and is also tripping out on bad meds is a bad thing and proceeded to point fingers at players, claiming all the anger and bad things going on with Furcadia was somehow their own fault. The first one to be blamed was Narnia; the guy who runs the largest Furcadia fan site and even [http://forums.furcadia.com/index.php?showtopic=31798 brought Emerald Flame flowers when she was very sick] yet still was [[ban hammer]]ed for suggesting that DEP reform their business practices. Wild accusations were flung by the DEP staff along with insults such as [http://forums.furcadia.com/index.php?furcadia_session_id=12621-oehr-ohb&showtopic=65433&view=findpost&p=431773 calling unrelated players Narnia's Bulldogs], many of which were hastily deleted.

	When blaming Narnia [[fail]]ed to appease the people of Furcadia, [[bitch\|Emerald Flame]] decided to blame someone who had been banned for months instead, [[:Image:NOsuggestions-Furcadia.jpg\|Amy Gotcha]], adding in ~~[[:Image:Ef threat.jpg\|~~thinly veiled threats to release personal information publicly]]. [[no\|Obviously many people showing unhappy attitudes and seeking change must all be the same person for Furcadia is a perfect place with staff that can do no wrong]]! As this stupid accusation was a source of great [[lulz]] to anyone with a brain instead of a source of fear, [[fag\|Felorin]] locked all threads after a few minutes of [[Delete fucking everything]] and threatened banning if anything negative regarding the update or staff is discussed before the new update comes out.		When blaming Narnia [[fail]]ed to appease the people of Furcadia, [[bitch\|Emerald Flame]] decided to blame someone who had been banned for months instead, [[:Image:NOsuggestions-Furcadia.jpg\|Amy Gotcha]], adding in thinly veiled threats to release personal information publicly. [[no\|Obviously many people showing unhappy attitudes and seeking change must all be the same person for Furcadia is a perfect place with staff that can do no wrong]]! As this stupid accusation was a source of great [[lulz]] to anyone with a brain instead of a source of fear, [[fag\|Felorin]] locked all threads after a few minutes of [[Delete fucking everything]] and threatened banning if anything negative regarding the update or staff is discussed before the new update comes out.

	Many Furcadians are encouraging each other to [http://forums.furcadia.com/index.php?furcadia_session_id=12621-oehr-ohb&showtopic=65398&view=findpost&p=431568 Boycott buying from Furcadia] until Emerald Flame grows a brain. Ironically, [http://forums.furcadia.com/index.php?furcadia_session_id=12621-oehr-ohb&showtopic=65452&view=findpost&p=431909 the only thread that was supporting DEP] through all of this was also locked.		Many Furcadians are encouraging each other to [http://forums.furcadia.com/index.php?furcadia_session_id=12621-oehr-ohb&showtopic=65398&view=findpost&p=431568 Boycott buying from Furcadia] until Emerald Flame grows a brain. Ironically, [http://forums.furcadia.com/index.php?furcadia_session_id=12621-oehr-ohb&showtopic=65452&view=findpost&p=431909 the only thread that was supporting DEP] through all of this was also locked.

imported>3tails: /* Forever Free... */

2016-08-28T00:23:43Z

Forever Free...

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	==Forever Free...==		==Forever Free...==
	[[Image:FlyingtoasterFurcadia.PNG\|right\|thumb\|We can't make this shit up.]]		[[Image:FlyingtoasterFurcadia.PNG\|right\|thumb\|We can't make this shit up.]]
			[[Image:Furcserverfail.PNG\|thumb\|right\|Why they make you pay for maps that used to be free...]]
	Right about now you're probably thinking, ''"Oh god- I'd NEVER pay for that steaming pile of faggotry! Thank god Furcadia's slogan is Forever Free!"''		Right about now you're probably thinking, ''"Oh god- I'd NEVER pay for that steaming pile of faggotry! Thank god Furcadia's slogan is Forever Free!"''