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	*'''Mr.Wah''': Current owner. At first he looks like the voice of reason, but in reality, contributes little to nothing within the community. Created the cosplay and comments on the WWE thread, so it's easy to assume what type of guy he [[pervert\|is]].		*'''Mr.Wah''': Current owner. At first he looks like the voice of reason, but in reality, contributes little to nothing within the community. Created the cosplay and comments on the WWE thread, so it's easy to assume what type of guy he [[pervert\|is]].

	*'''[[autism\|Rikuto]]''': Admin, thinks that since he played titties'r us [[at least 100 years ago\|ever since he came out of the gaping hole that is his mother's vagina ]], that he is a DOA [[USI\|GOD!!!!!111]]. Tries to cover up his shitty staff status by [[unfunny\|joking]] about <s>being an abusive tyrant</s> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS\|HAHA DISREGARD THAT HE IS A "WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING NOW"!!!!"]]~~H e~~ can't handle being wrong, so he either immediately closes the thread or [[BAW\|says he wants to move on from the argument]].		*'''[[autism\|Rikuto]]''': Admin, thinks that since he played titties'r us [[at least 100 years ago\|ever since he came out of the gaping hole that is his mother's vagina ]], that he is a DOA [[USI\|GOD!!!!!111]]. Tries to cover up his shitty staff status by [[unfunny\|joking]] about <s>being an abusive tyrant</s> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS\|HAHA DISREGARD THAT HE IS A "WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING NOW"!!!!"]] He can't handle being wrong, so he either immediately closes the thread or [[BAW\|says he wants to move on from the argument]].

	{{squote\| Consider me an incredibly patient asshole with a lot of power and be grateful for it.\|Rikuto, having a case of [[USI\|USI]] and Running away from an argument on FSD like usual}}.		{{squote\| Consider me an incredibly patient asshole with a lot of power and be grateful for it.\|Rikuto, having a case of [[USI\|USI]] and Running away from an argument on FSD like usual}}.

imported>Uberfukken at 05:22, 22 August 2013

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	-JAPAN SUCKS, ALL THEY WANT IS BOOBIES AND HAIR! TEAM NINJA ALWAYS LISTENS TO THEM BUT NOT US!		-JAPAN SUCKS, ALL THEY WANT IS BOOBIES AND HAIR! TEAM NINJA ALWAYS LISTENS TO THEM BUT NOT US!
	~~This~~ thread was then closed for being too [[bullshit\|random]]		The thread was then closed for being too [[bullshit\|random]]

	*'''Dead or Alive Casual/Hair/Boob Physics thread''': These threads come flying out like diarrhea, making [[unfunny\|unfunny]] jokes about how Elloit looks like a girl, or talking about how hawt those nipple polygons are on that [[loli]]. Also makes wish-lists on their favorite fighters that they will never get, in which case they will forever [[BAW\|BAWWWWWWWW]] because Team Ninja will just shit out more swimsuits that they will buy anyway.		*'''Dead or Alive Casual/Hair/Boob Physics thread''': These threads come flying out like diarrhea, making [[unfunny\|unfunny]] jokes about how Elloit looks like a girl, or talking about how hawt those nipple polygons are on that [[loli]]. Also makes wish-lists on their favorite fighters that they will never get, in which case they will forever [[BAW\|BAWWWWWWWW]] because Team Ninja will just shit out more swimsuits that they will buy anyway.

	[[File:FSDpervs.png\|thumb\|~~left~~\|FreeStepDodge at its finest]]		[[File:FSDpervs.png\|thumb\|right\|FreeStepDodge at its finest]]

	*'''Team Ninja Stalker Threads''': Since [[lolwut\|FreeStepDodge's ass is aching with anticipation]], they stalk Team Ninja's twitter, rival sites and official website. If TeamNinjaEurope tweets "I drew a stick figure", you bet your ass FSD will slap a new thread on the front page saying "STICK FIGURE FOR DOA5:U CONFIRMED!!11!!" which they will then proceed to circle jerk and write a paragraph about how rock hard they are over this tiny piece of information.		*'''Team Ninja Stalker Threads''': Since [[lolwut\|FreeStepDodge's ass is aching with anticipation]], they stalk Team Ninja's twitter, rival sites and official website. If TeamNinjaEurope tweets "I drew a stick figure", you bet your ass FSD will slap a new thread on the front page saying "STICK FIGURE FOR DOA5:U CONFIRMED!!11!!" which they will then proceed to circle jerk and write a paragraph about how rock hard they are over this tiny piece of information.

imported>Uberfukken at 05:22, 22 August 2013

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	*'''Team Ninja Stalker Threads''': Since [[lolwut\|FreeStepDodge's ass is aching with anticipation]], they stalk Team Ninja's twitter, rival sites and official website. If TeamNinjaEurope tweets "I drew a stick figure", you bet your ass FSD will slap a new thread on the front page saying "STICK FIGURE FOR DOA5:U CONFIRMED!!11!!" which they will then proceed to circle jerk and write a paragraph about how rock hard they are over this tiny piece of information.		*'''Team Ninja Stalker Threads''': Since [[lolwut\|FreeStepDodge's ass is aching with anticipation]], they stalk Team Ninja's twitter, rival sites and official website. If TeamNinjaEurope tweets "I drew a stick figure", you bet your ass FSD will slap a new thread on the front page saying "STICK FIGURE FOR DOA5:U CONFIRMED!!11!!" which they will then proceed to circle jerk and write a paragraph about how rock hard they are over this tiny piece of information.

	*'''~~[[shit\|~~Shit]] We Lost''': Gra3peFruitMan once again BAWWWWS that this game isn't DOA3.1 - fast forward to more BAAWWing and [[Elitism\|Rikuto]] comes up with an idea, which Team Ninja will not listen to, to include throw breaks. A good idea, except if this was just slapped on, every grappler would lose their best throw because Team Ninja [[fail\|didn't bother to make every throw useful]]. Grap3 rages at this idea and they both have a furious e-peen cock fight. A young gentlemen politely tells them both to [[STFU]] and with the mighty powers of autism and MOD, Rikuto closes the thread. Julius Rage then proceeds to suck Rikuto's micropenis by posting it on the front page.		*'''Shit We Lost''': Gra3peFruitMan once again BAWWWWS that this game isn't DOA3.1 - fast forward to more BAAWWing and [[Elitism\|Rikuto]] comes up with an idea, which Team Ninja will not listen to, to include throw breaks. A good idea, except if this was just slapped on, every grappler would lose their best throw because Team Ninja [[fail\|didn't bother to make every throw useful]]. Grap3 rages at this idea and they both have a furious e-peen cock fight. A young gentlemen politely tells them both to [[STFU]] and with the mighty powers of autism and MOD, Rikuto closes the thread. Julius Rage then proceeds to suck Rikuto's micropenis by posting it on the front page.

	== Video ==		== Video ==

imported>Uberfukken at 05:21, 22 August 2013

2013-08-22T05:21:28Z

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	== Common threads ==		== Common threads ==

	*'''Dead or ~~alive~~ 5 Ultimate General Discussion''': can be summarized by 3 different categories.		*'''Dead or Alive 5 Ultimate General Discussion''' can be summarized in 3 different categories.

	-OMG TEAM NINJA IS RELEASING THE SAME GAME FOR 40$! THAT'S SO AWESOME OF THEM!(even though Ultra Street Fighter 4 has more content and can be upgraded for 15$ from SSF4AE)		-OMG TEAM NINJA IS RELEASING THE SAME GAME FOR 40$! THAT'S SO AWESOME OF THEM! (even though Ultra Street Fighter 4 has more content and can be upgraded for 15$ from SSF4AE)

	-TEAM NINJA ISN'T REVEALING ANY INFO SO WE'RE GONNA KICK DIRT AND MAKE BULLSHIT SPECULATIONS.		-TEAM NINJA ISN'T REVEALING ANY INFO SO WE'RE GONNA KICK DIRT AND MAKE BULLSHIT SPECULATIONS.

	-JAPAN SUCKS, ALL THEY WANT IS BOOBIES AND HAIR! TEAM NINJA ALWAYS LISTENS TO THEM BUT NOT US!		-JAPAN SUCKS, ALL THEY WANT IS BOOBIES AND HAIR! TEAM NINJA ALWAYS LISTENS TO THEM BUT NOT US!
	~~this~~ thread was then closed for being too [[bullshit\|random]]		This thread was then closed for being too [[bullshit\|random]]

	*'''Dead or Alive Casual/Hair/Boob Physics thread''': These threads come flying out like diarrhea, making [[unfunny\|unfunny]] jokes about how Elloit looks like a girl, or talking about how hawt those nipple polygons are on that loli. Also makes wish lists on their favorite fighters that they will never get~~. In~~ which case they will forever [[BAW\|BAWWWWWWWW]] because Team Ninja will just shit out more swimsuits ~~(which~~ they will buy anyway).		*'''Dead or Alive Casual/Hair/Boob Physics thread''': These threads come flying out like diarrhea, making [[unfunny\|unfunny]] jokes about how Elloit looks like a girl, or talking about how hawt those nipple polygons are on that [[loli]]. Also makes wish-lists on their favorite fighters that they will never get, in which case they will forever [[BAW\|BAWWWWWWWW]] because Team Ninja will just shit out more swimsuits that they will buy anyway.

	[[File:FSDpervs.png\|thumb\|left\|FreeStepDodge at its finest]]		[[File:FSDpervs.png\|thumb\|left\|FreeStepDodge at its finest]]

	*'''~~team~~ Ninja ~~stalker threads~~''': Since [[lolwut\|FreeStepDodge's ass is aching with anticipation]], they stalk Team Ninja's twitter, rival sites and official website. If TeamNinjaEurope~~'s twitter said~~ "I drew a stick figure" you bet your ass FSD will slap a new thread on the front page saying "STICK FIGURE FOR DOA5:U CONFIRMED!!11!!" which they will then proceed to circle jerk and write a paragraph about how they are ~~rock hard~~ over this tiny piece of information.		*'''Team Ninja Stalker Threads''': Since [[lolwut\|FreeStepDodge's ass is aching with anticipation]], they stalk Team Ninja's twitter, rival sites and official website. If TeamNinjaEurope tweets "I drew a stick figure", you bet your ass FSD will slap a new thread on the front page saying "STICK FIGURE FOR DOA5:U CONFIRMED!!11!!" which they will then proceed to circle jerk and write a paragraph about how rock hard they are over this tiny piece of information.

	*'''[[shit\|Shit]] we lost''': Gra3peFruitMan once again BAWWWWS that this game isn't DOA3.1 - fast forward to more BAAWWing and [[Elitism\|Rikuto]] comes up with an idea (which Team Ninja will not listen to) to have throw breaks. A good idea, except if this was just slapped on, every grappler would lose their best throw because Team Ninja [[fail\|didn't bother to make every throw useful]]. Anyways, Grap3 rages at this idea and they both have a furious e-peen cock fight. A young gentlemen politely tells them both to STFU and with the mighty powers of autism and MOD, Rikuto closes the thread. Julius Rage then proceeds to suck Rikuto's micropenis by posting it on the front page.

			*'''[[shit\|Shit]] We Lost''': Gra3peFruitMan once again BAWWWWS that this game isn't DOA3.1 - fast forward to more BAAWWing and [[Elitism\|Rikuto]] comes up with an idea, which Team Ninja will not listen to, to include throw breaks. A good idea, except if this was just slapped on, every grappler would lose their best throw because Team Ninja [[fail\|didn't bother to make every throw useful]]. Grap3 rages at this idea and they both have a furious e-peen cock fight. A young gentlemen politely tells them both to [[STFU]] and with the mighty powers of autism and MOD, Rikuto closes the thread. Julius Rage then proceeds to suck Rikuto's micropenis by posting it on the front page.

	== Video ==		== Video ==

imported>Uberfukken at 05:16, 22 August 2013

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	*Tell them that Jann Lee's ''Dragon Gunner'' needs to be buffed. Bonus points if you create a [[thread]] about it.		*Tell them that Jann Lee's ''Dragon Gunner'' needs to be buffed. Bonus points if you create a [[thread]] about it.
	*Claim that ''[[Dead or Alive\|DoA]]'' is nothing more than a 'titty fighter' then point to TN's new [http://www.eventhubs.com/news/2013/jul/23/dead-or-alive-5-ultimates-movie-theater-mode-flaunts-characters-assets/ FAP Feature].		*Claim that ''[[Dead or Alive\|DoA]]'' is nothing more than a 'titty fighter' then point to TN's new [http://www.eventhubs.com/news/2013/jul/23/dead-or-alive-5-ultimates-movie-theater-mode-flaunts-characters-assets/ FAP Feature].
	*Set up a game with them online and select RIG then mash the Kick button for maximum lulz. Bonus points for ~~going into a match with lag~~ on purpose.		*Set up a game with them online and select RIG then mash the Kick button for maximum lulz. Bonus points for lagging on purpose.
	*Tell them that the reason Tengu didn't make it to ''DoA5'' was because there was no way to slap a pair of tits on him.		*Tell them that the reason Tengu didn't make it to ''DoA5'' was because there was no way to slap a pair of tits on him.
	*Inform them that Rachel is only there for straight up tits. Bonus points if you can point out those who didn't know Rachel before ''DoA5''.		*Inform them that Rachel is only there for straight up tits. Bonus points if you can point out those who didn't know Rachel before ''DoA5''.

imported>Mr Jonzz: /* How to Troll FreeStepDodge */

2013-08-22T05:14:49Z

How to Troll FreeStepDodge

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	== How to Troll FreeStepDodge ==		== How to Troll FreeStepDodge ==
	*State that it is no different than doaworld		*State that it is no different than doaworld.
	*[[Implying\|Imply]] that the game's mechanics are shallow.		*[[Implying\|Imply]] that the game's mechanics are shallow.
	*Tell them that Jann Lee's ''Dragon Gunner'' needs to be buffed. Bonus points if you create a [[thread]] about it.		*Tell them that Jann Lee's ''Dragon Gunner'' needs to be buffed. Bonus points if you create a [[thread]] about it.

imported>Mr Jonzz: /* How to Troll FreeStepDodge */

2013-08-22T05:14:24Z

How to Troll FreeStepDodge

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	== How to Troll FreeStepDodge ==		== How to Troll FreeStepDodge ==
	*State that it is no different than doaworld		*State that it is no different than doaworld
	*Imply that the game's mechanics are shallow.		*[[Implying\|Imply]] that the game's mechanics are shallow.
	*Tell them that Jann Lee's ''Dragon Gunner'' needs to be buffed. Bonus points if you create a [[thread]] about it.		*Tell them that Jann Lee's ''Dragon Gunner'' needs to be buffed. Bonus points if you create a [[thread]] about it.
	*Claim that [[DoA]] is nothing more than a 'titty fighter' then point to TN's new [~~http:~~http://www.eventhubs.com/news/2013/jul/23/dead-or-alive-5-ultimates-movie-theater-mode-flaunts-characters-assets/ FAP Feature].		*Claim that ''[[Dead or Alive\|DoA]]'' is nothing more than a 'titty fighter' then point to TN's new [http://www.eventhubs.com/news/2013/jul/23/dead-or-alive-5-ultimates-movie-theater-mode-flaunts-characters-assets/ FAP Feature].
	*Set up a game with them online and select RIG then mash the Kick button for maximum lulz. Bonus points for going into a match with lag on purpose.		*Set up a game with them online and select RIG then mash the Kick button for maximum lulz. Bonus points for going into a match with lag on purpose.
	*Tell them that the reason Tengu didn't make it to ''DoA5'' was because there was no way to slap a pair of tits on him.		*Tell them that the reason Tengu didn't make it to ''DoA5'' was because there was no way to slap a pair of tits on him.
	*Inform them that Rachel is only there for straight up tits. Bonus points if you can point out those who didn't know Rachel before ''DoA5''.		*Inform them that Rachel is only there for straight up tits. Bonus points if you can point out those who didn't know Rachel before ''DoA5''.
	*Always transpose the word ''Hayate'' with ''Ein'' and vice-versa for confusion.		*Always transpose the word ''Hayate'' with ''Ein'' and vice-versa for confusion.
	*Note that Zack pushed black people back at least 70 years.(were they belong)
	*Point out that Zack pushed black people back at least 70 years.		*Point out that Zack pushed black people back at least 70 years.

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	*'''Mr.Wah''': Current owner. At first he looks like the voice of reason, but in reality, contributes little to nothing within the community. Created the cosplay and comments on the WWE thread, so it's easy to assume what type of guy he [[pervert\|is]].		*'''Mr.Wah''': Current owner. At first he looks like the voice of reason, but in reality, contributes little to nothing within the community. Created the cosplay and comments on the WWE thread, so it's easy to assume what type of guy he [[pervert\|is]].

	*'''[[autism\|Rikuto]]''': Admin, thinks that since he played titties'r us [[at least 100 years ago\|ever since he came out of the gaping hole that is his mother's vagina ]], that he is a DOA [[USI\|GOD!!!!!111]]. Tries to cover up his shitty staff status by [[unfunny\|joking]] about <s>being an abusive tyrant</s> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS\|HAHA DISREGARD THAT HE IS A "WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING NOW"!!!!"]]~~H e~~ can't handle being wrong, so he either immediately closes the thread or [[BAW\|says he wants to move on from the argument]].		*'''[[autism\|Rikuto]]''': Admin, thinks that since he played titties'r us [[at least 100 years ago\|ever since he came out of the gaping hole that is his mother's vagina ]], that he is a DOA [[USI\|GOD!!!!!111]]. Tries to cover up his shitty staff status by [[unfunny\|joking]] about <s>being an abusive tyrant</s> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS\|HAHA DISREGARD THAT HE IS A "WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING NOW"!!!!"]] He can't handle being wrong, so he either immediately closes the thread or [[BAW\|says he wants to move on from the argument]].

	{{squote\| Consider me an incredibly patient asshole with a lot of power and be grateful for it.\|Rikuto, having a case of [[USI\|USI]] and Running away from an argument on FSD like usual}}.		{{squote\| Consider me an incredibly patient asshole with a lot of power and be grateful for it.\|Rikuto, having a case of [[USI\|USI]] and Running away from an argument on FSD like usual}}.

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	-JAPAN SUCKS, ALL THEY WANT IS BOOBIES AND HAIR! TEAM NINJA ALWAYS LISTENS TO THEM BUT NOT US!		-JAPAN SUCKS, ALL THEY WANT IS BOOBIES AND HAIR! TEAM NINJA ALWAYS LISTENS TO THEM BUT NOT US!
	~~This~~ thread was then closed for being too [[bullshit\|random]]		The thread was then closed for being too [[bullshit\|random]]

	*'''Dead or Alive Casual/Hair/Boob Physics thread''': These threads come flying out like diarrhea, making [[unfunny\|unfunny]] jokes about how Elloit looks like a girl, or talking about how hawt those nipple polygons are on that [[loli]]. Also makes wish-lists on their favorite fighters that they will never get, in which case they will forever [[BAW\|BAWWWWWWWW]] because Team Ninja will just shit out more swimsuits that they will buy anyway.		*'''Dead or Alive Casual/Hair/Boob Physics thread''': These threads come flying out like diarrhea, making [[unfunny\|unfunny]] jokes about how Elloit looks like a girl, or talking about how hawt those nipple polygons are on that [[loli]]. Also makes wish-lists on their favorite fighters that they will never get, in which case they will forever [[BAW\|BAWWWWWWWW]] because Team Ninja will just shit out more swimsuits that they will buy anyway.

	[[File:FSDpervs.png\|thumb\|~~left~~\|FreeStepDodge at its finest]]		[[File:FSDpervs.png\|thumb\|right\|FreeStepDodge at its finest]]

	*'''Team Ninja Stalker Threads''': Since [[lolwut\|FreeStepDodge's ass is aching with anticipation]], they stalk Team Ninja's twitter, rival sites and official website. If TeamNinjaEurope tweets "I drew a stick figure", you bet your ass FSD will slap a new thread on the front page saying "STICK FIGURE FOR DOA5:U CONFIRMED!!11!!" which they will then proceed to circle jerk and write a paragraph about how rock hard they are over this tiny piece of information.		*'''Team Ninja Stalker Threads''': Since [[lolwut\|FreeStepDodge's ass is aching with anticipation]], they stalk Team Ninja's twitter, rival sites and official website. If TeamNinjaEurope tweets "I drew a stick figure", you bet your ass FSD will slap a new thread on the front page saying "STICK FIGURE FOR DOA5:U CONFIRMED!!11!!" which they will then proceed to circle jerk and write a paragraph about how rock hard they are over this tiny piece of information.