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	==External links==		==External links==
	*[http://insurg.in/index.php?title=Fred dox and raid stuff]		*[http://insurg.in/index.php?title=Fred dox and raid stuff]
	*{{~~Ytlink2~~\|Fred}}		*{{yt\|u\|Fred}}
	*{{youtube\|cME3nk4StnA\|<s>Fred rideing a bike</s> '''Failing at it.'''}}		*{{youtube\|cME3nk4StnA\|<s>Fred rideing a bike</s> '''Failing at it.'''}}
	*{{youtube\|6Zc7Wt4WBEE\|The fag trying to be cool.}}		*{{youtube\|6Zc7Wt4WBEE\|The fag trying to be cool.}}

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	===''Marvin Marvin''===		===''Marvin Marvin''===
	The steaming pile of shit that finally ended Fred's tenure with Nickelodeon, and arguably the worst thing involving Fred ever made. The series barely lasted five months, and had a grand total of nineteen episodes, before it was canceled. Described by [[Old media\|critics]] as a "bland," "teeth-gnashing affair" with "stale" gags, the show currently holds a 3.1/10 rating on IMDb. In short, even [[Dan Schneider]] would think ''Marvin Marvin'' is an [[unfunny]] Nick sitcom.		The steaming pile of shit that finally ended Fred's tenure with Nickelodeon, and arguably the worst thing involving Fred ever made. The series barely lasted five months, and had a grand total of nineteen episodes, before it was canceled. Described by [[Old media\|critics]] as a "bland," "teeth-gnashing affair" with "stale" gags, the show currently holds a 2.3/10 rating on IMDb. In short, even [[Dan Schneider]] would think ''Marvin Marvin'' is an [[unfunny]] Nick sitcom.

	== Fred is GAY IRL ==		== Fred is GAY IRL ==

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	{{videoframe\|Q U A L I T Y\|background-color: #FF6666;\|font-weight: bold;		{{videoframe\|Q U A L I T Y\|background-color: #FF6666;\|font-weight: bold;
	\|<youtube>Hi7TM87ksDI</youtube>'''BRUSHING MAH TEEF TICKLES LOL!!!1!!1'''		\|<youtube>Hi7TM87ksDI</youtube><br>'''BRUSHING MAH TEEF TICKLES LOL!!!1!!1'''
	\|<youtube>~~YIh5DG4fFQc~~</youtube>~~'''Still waiting for a live-action version.'''~~		\|<youtube>l27otMzmWCQ</youtube><br>'''Fred tried to sell out and get a record deal with this shit.'''}}</center>
	~~\|<youtube>Ygdm7-dqhlE~~<~~/youtube>'''Fred's encounter with hillbillies during a kayaking trip leaves a bad taste in his mouth.'''~~
	~~\|<youtube>l27otMzmWCQ</youtube~~>'''Fred tried to sell out and get a record deal with this shit.'''}}</center>

	==See also==		==See also==

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	===Fred on ''iCarly''===		===Fred on ''iCarly''===
			[[File:DropDeadFred.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|If only he would.]]
	On February 16 of 2009, [[Nickelodeon]] released a [[Retarded\|special]] episode of ''[[iCarly]]''. When you thought the show was already a big hunk of [[bullshit]] and fries, they feature Fred. ([[Lie\|Because we ALL know that we can't get enough of the helium-breathing faggot.]]) Apparently, the episode goes like this: Fred is the most popular guy on the [[Internet]], Freddie says that Fred's videos are [[retarded]] (so goddamn true), Fred acts [[butthurt]] and tells everyone that he won't make videos anymore(TFG), Fred's fans act [[butthurt]] and jump Freddie every two minutes, the iCarly team tries to find Fred to apologize, and after doing so they find out that it was all just a plan to [[attention whore\|get more pageviews]] for his website.		On February 16 of 2009, [[Nickelodeon]] released a [[Retarded\|special]] episode of ''[[iCarly]]''. When you thought the show was already a big hunk of [[bullshit]] and fries, they feature Fred. ([[Lie\|Because we ALL know that we can't get enough of the helium-breathing faggot.]]) Apparently, the episode goes like this: Fred is the most popular guy on the [[Internet]], Freddie says that Fred's videos are [[retarded]] (so goddamn true), Fred acts [[butthurt]] and tells everyone that he won't make videos anymore(TFG), Fred's fans act [[butthurt]] and jump Freddie every two minutes, the iCarly team tries to find Fred to apologize, and after doing so they find out that it was all just a plan to [[attention whore\|get more pageviews]] for his website.

	===Holy shit they gave this twat a [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1595842/ movie]?!1===		===Holy shit they gave this twat a [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1595842/ movie]?!1===
	~~[[Image:Drop Dead Fred.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|If only he would.]]~~

	Sometime [[last Thursday]], a rumor was set loose upon the unsuspecting interwebs that casting had begun on a full-length feature movie based around Fred. A very lonely Jew director who lived in his mother's basement saw Fred while searching for porn and saw it as his chance to cash in. The movie was produced by Derf Films, which is a completely [[bullshit]] company that Lucas probably made himself. As if it couldn't be filled with enough [[fail]] and [[faggotry]], [[John Cena]] was picked to play Fred's dad in the movie. [[Srsly]]. It should be noted that Cena was 33 and Fred 17 when the movie was first aired. That would mean Cena as "Fred's father" would have been 16 at the time of his birth, and maybe [[Nigger\|15 when he got the girl pregnant]].		Sometime [[last Thursday]], a rumor was set loose upon the unsuspecting interwebs that casting had begun on a full-length feature movie based around Fred. A very lonely Jew director who lived in his mother's basement saw Fred while searching for porn and saw it as his chance to cash in. The movie was produced by Derf Films, which is a completely [[bullshit]] company that Lucas probably made himself. As if it couldn't be filled with enough [[fail]] and [[faggotry]], [[John Cena]] was picked to play Fred's dad in the movie. [[Srsly]]. It should be noted that Cena was 33 and Fred 17 when the movie was first aired. That would mean Cena as "Fred's father" would have been 16 at the time of his birth, and maybe [[Nigger\|15 when he got the girl pregnant]].

	Filming for the movie is set to begin November 2009. <s>If you have any respect for the Internet at all, you will go to the set and [[an hero]] yourself to hopefully throw a wrench in the works.</s> Disregard that, it premiered on Nick on September 18, 2010.		Filming for the movie is set to begin November 2009. <s>If you have any respect for the Internet at all, you will go to the set and [[an hero]] yourself to hopefully throw a wrench in the works.</s> Disregard that, it premiered on Nick on September 18, 2010.

	Surprisingly(?), everyone hated it. Even most of the retarded Fred fans. As it currently stands, ''FЯED: THE MOVIE'' has a score of 2.1/10 on [[IMDb]].		Surprisingly(?), everyone hated it. Even most of the retarded Fred fans. As it currently stands, ''FЯED: THE MOVIE'' has a score of 2.0/10 on [[IMDb]], and a [[Shit\|0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes]].

			====Sequels====
			Somehow, despite ''FЯED: THE MOVIE'' being universally panned, it received not one but TWO sequels, each cheaper than the last. While ''FЯED: THE MOVIE'' drew 7.6 million total television viewers, the second movie, ''FЯED 2 NIGHT OF THE LIVING FRED'', received only 5.7 million, and the third movie, ''Fred 3: Camp Fred'', completely bombed with 3.5 million.

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	==See also==		==See also==
	*[[Basement Dweller]]		*[[Basement Dweller]]
			*[[Dan Schneider]]
	*[[Emo]]		*[[Emo]]
	*[[Faggot]]		*[[Faggot]]

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	[[Image:Youtube fred comments lulz.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|Typical comments on Fred's YouTube channel.]]		[[Image:Youtube fred comments lulz.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|Typical comments on Fred's YouTube channel.]]
	[[Image:Fredfanssuck.png\|200px\|thumb\|More comments including a piece of [[jailbait]] shit it would seem.]]		[[Image:Fredfanssuck.png\|200px\|thumb\|More comments including a piece of [[jailbait]] shit it would seem.]]
	In early October of 2008, Fred announced his fake campaign for [[~~The_Donald~~\|President of the United States]], so once again another episode of Fred's failure is butthurtzzz. The sad part of all this is he's probably the most competent for the job.		In early October of 2008, Fred announced his fake campaign for [[Joe Biden\|President of the United States]], so once again another episode of Fred's failure is butthurtzzz. The sad part of all this is he's probably the most competent for the job.
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	[[Image:Fred emofag.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|Omigod so hawt.]]		[[Image:Fred emofag.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|Omigod so hawt.]]

	'''Fred Faggothorn''' (aka [[Powerword\|Lucas Cruikshank]] IRL), otherwise known as just '''Fred''', is yet another fucktarded, [[autistic]], epic failure and partially failed abortion on [[YouTube]] that [[cheat\|somehow]] became the YouTuber with the [[unwarrented self importance\|most subscribers]] in history <strike>([[RayWilliamJohnson\|Not anymore]]</strike> <strike>IT'S SMOSH NOW</strike> nope, [[PewDiePie]]), mostly because deformed [[FAIL\|spastic fangirls]] find the [[bullshit]] coming from that dry, crusty cunt he calls his mouth funny, or because they think [[Lie\|his emo haircut is hawt]]. He appeals to every retard who thinks lolcats are funny, and who use [[AOL]] on their shitty [[Pornography\|virus-filled]] computers. His videos consist of him using a [[aspergers\|high-pitched voice]] from [[Windows\|cheap computer]] software and acting like a [[shota\|6-year-old boy]], and usually getting into retarded dilemmas like [[insane\|losing his meds]] and running away from his [[ugly\|mom]]. His lack of [[lulz]] has ended countless lives. Watching his videos will most likely kill your brain cells due to the [[faggotry\|overwhelming sensory overload]] put into them, and are the complete definition of [[unfunny]]. Fred can do men as well as women.		'''Fred Faggothorn''' (aka [[Powerword\|Lucas Cruikshank]] IRL), otherwise known as just '''Fred''', is yet another fucktarded, [[autistic]], epic failure and partially failed abortion on [[YouTube]] that [[cheat\|somehow]] became the YouTuber with the [[unwarrented self importance\|most subscribers]] in history <strike>([[RayWilliamJohnson\|Not anymore]]</strike> <strike>IT'S SMOSH NOW</strike> <s>nope, [[PewDiePie]]</s> HOLY SHIT IT'S [[T-Series\|T-SERIES]]!), mostly because deformed [[FAIL\|spastic fangirls]] find the [[bullshit]] coming from that dry, crusty cunt he calls his mouth funny, or because they think [[Lie\|his emo haircut is hawt]]. He appeals to every retard who thinks lolcats are funny, and who use [[AOL]] on their shitty [[Pornography\|virus-filled]] computers. His videos consist of him using a [[aspergers\|high-pitched voice]] from [[Windows\|cheap computer]] software and acting like a [[shota\|6-year-old boy]], and usually getting into retarded dilemmas like [[insane\|losing his meds]] and running away from his [[ugly\|mom]]. His lack of [[lulz]] has ended countless lives. Watching his videos will most likely kill your brain cells due to the [[faggotry\|overwhelming sensory overload]] put into them, and are the complete definition of [[unfunny]]. Fred can do men as well as women.
	{{quote\|Hi Lucas I LOVE you and u can call me any time for real ANYTIME!!!!! 512-945-9510}}		{{quote\|Hi Lucas I LOVE you and u can call me any time for real ANYTIME!!!!! 512-945-9510}}
	{{quote\|Fred is the coolest person on YouTube. Hes got millions of fans and haters, the people who hate him do that just cuz hes hella famous and hes the most successful person on Youtube. I <3 Fred. Me - Oh mah goth dood, lets go watch Fred's new video. Saibin - No man, Fred fawking sucks. Me - * Pulls out a gun shots Saibin on his motherfawking penis. * : DIE FRED HATER, DIE : (this person's username is actually balldropfail. [[srs]].)}}		{{quote\|Fred is the coolest person on YouTube. Hes got millions of fans and haters, the people who hate him do that just cuz hes hella famous and hes the most successful person on Youtube. I <3 Fred. Me - Oh mah goth dood, lets go watch Fred's new video. Saibin - No man, Fred fawking sucks. Me - * Pulls out a gun shots Saibin on his motherfawking penis. * : DIE FRED HATER, DIE : (this person's username is actually balldropfail. [[srs]].)}}

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	[[Image:Drop Dead Fred.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|If only he would.]]		[[Image:Drop Dead Fred.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|If only he would.]]

	Sometime [[last Thursday]], a rumor was set loose upon the unsuspecting interwebs that casting had begun on a full-length feature movie based around Fred. A very lonely Jew director who lived in his mother's basement saw Fred while searching for porn and saw it as his chance to cash in. The movie was produced by Derf Films, which is a completely [[bullshit]] company that Lucas probably made himself. As if it couldn't be filled with enough [[fail]] and [[faggotry]], [[John Cena]] was picked to play Fred's dad in the movie. [[Srsly]]. It should be noted that Cena was 33 and Fred 17 when the movie was first aired. That would mean Cena as "Fred's father" would have been 16 at the time of his birth, and maybe 15 when he got the girl pregnant.		Sometime [[last Thursday]], a rumor was set loose upon the unsuspecting interwebs that casting had begun on a full-length feature movie based around Fred. A very lonely Jew director who lived in his mother's basement saw Fred while searching for porn and saw it as his chance to cash in. The movie was produced by Derf Films, which is a completely [[bullshit]] company that Lucas probably made himself. As if it couldn't be filled with enough [[fail]] and [[faggotry]], [[John Cena]] was picked to play Fred's dad in the movie. [[Srsly]]. It should be noted that Cena was 33 and Fred 17 when the movie was first aired. That would mean Cena as "Fred's father" would have been 16 at the time of his birth, and maybe [[Nigger\|15 when he got the girl pregnant]].

	Filming for the movie is set to begin November 2009. <s>If you have any respect for the Internet at all, you will go to the set and [[an hero]] yourself to hopefully throw a wrench in the works.</s> Disregard that, it premiered on Nick on September 18, 2010.		Filming for the movie is set to begin November 2009. <s>If you have any respect for the Internet at all, you will go to the set and [[an hero]] yourself to hopefully throw a wrench in the works.</s> Disregard that, it premiered on Nick on September 18, 2010.
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	== 2008 ~~Presidential~~ campaign ==		== 2008 presidential campaign ==
	[[Image:Youtube fred comments lulz.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|Typical comments on Fred's YouTube channel.]]		[[Image:Youtube fred comments lulz.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|Typical comments on Fred's YouTube channel.]]
	[[Image:Fredfanssuck.png\|200px\|thumb\|More comments including a piece of [[jailbait]] shit it would seem.]]		[[Image:Fredfanssuck.png\|200px\|thumb\|More comments including a piece of [[jailbait]] shit it would seem.]]

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Holy shit they gave this twat a movie?!1

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	[[Image:Drop Dead Fred.jpg\|thumb\|If only he would.]]		[[Image:Drop Dead Fred.jpg\|thumb\|If only he would.]]

	Sometime [[last Thursday]], a rumor was set loose upon the unsuspecting interwebs that casting had begun on a full-length feature movie based around Fred. A very lonely Jew director who lived in his mother's basement saw Fred while searching for porn and saw it as his chance to cash in. The movie was produced by Derf Films, which is a completely [[bullshit]] company that Lucas probably made himself. ~~And as~~ if it couldn't be filled with enough [[fail]] and [[faggotry]], ~~they casted -- wait, "casted"? Did a retarded six-year-old write this? --~~ [[John Cena]] as Fred's dad. [[Srsly]]. It should be noted that Cena was 33 and Fred 17 when the movie was first aired. That would mean Cena as "Fred's father" would have been 16 at the time of his birth, and maybe 15 when he got the girl pregnant.		Sometime [[last Thursday]], a rumor was set loose upon the unsuspecting interwebs that casting had begun on a full-length feature movie based around Fred. A very lonely Jew director who lived in his mother's basement saw Fred while searching for porn and saw it as his chance to cash in. The movie was produced by Derf Films, which is a completely [[bullshit]] company that Lucas probably made himself. As if it couldn't be filled with enough [[fail]] and [[faggotry]], [[John Cena]] was picked to play Fred's dad in the movie. [[Srsly]]. It should be noted that Cena was 33 and Fred 17 when the movie was first aired. That would mean Cena as "Fred's father" would have been 16 at the time of his birth, and maybe 15 when he got the girl pregnant.

	Filming for the movie is set to begin November 2009. <s>If you have any respect for the Internet at all, you will go to the set and [[an hero]] yourself to hopefully throw a wrench in the works.</s> Disregard that, it premiered on Nick on September 18, 2010.		Filming for the movie is set to begin November 2009. <s>If you have any respect for the Internet at all, you will go to the set and [[an hero]] yourself to hopefully throw a wrench in the works.</s> Disregard that, it premiered on Nick on September 18, 2010.

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	[[Image:Fred emofag.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|Omigod so hawt.]]		[[Image:Fred emofag.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|Omigod so hawt.]]

	'''Fred Faggothorn''' (aka [[Powerword\|Lucas Cruikshank]] IRL), otherwise known as just '''Fred''', is yet another fucktarded, [[autistic]], epic failure and partially failed abortion on [[YouTube]] that [[cheat\|somehow]] became the YouTuber with the [[unwarrented self importance\|most subscribers]] in history <strike>([[RayWilliamJohnson\|Not anymore]]</strike> <strike>IT'S SMOSH NOW</strike> nope, [[PewDiePie]]), mostly because deformed [[FAIL\|spastic fangirls]] find the [[bullshit]] coming from that dry, crusty cunt he calls his mouth funny, or because they think [[Lie\|his emo haircut is hawt]]. He appeals to every retard who thinks lolcats are funny, and who use [[AOL]] on their shitty [[Pornography\|virus-filled]] computers. His videos consist of him using a [[aspergers\|high-pitched voice]] from [[Windows\|cheap computer]] software and acting like a [[shota\|6-year-old boy]], and usually getting into retarded dilemmas like [[insane\|losing his meds]] and running away from his [[ugly\|mom]]. His lack of [[lulz]] has ended countless lives. Watching his videos will most likely kill your brain cells due to the [[faggotry\|overwhelming sensory overload]] put into them, and are the complete definition of [[unfunny]]. Fred can do men as well as women.		'''Fred Faggothorn''' (aka [[Powerword\|Lucas Cruikshank]] IRL), otherwise known as just '''Fred''', is yet another fucktarded, [[autistic]], epic failure and partially failed abortion on [[YouTube]] that [[cheat\|somehow]] became the YouTuber with the [[unwarrented self importance\|most subscribers]] in history <strike>([[RayWilliamJohnson\|Not anymore]]</strike> <strike>IT'S SMOSH NOW</strike> <s>nope, [[PewDiePie]]</s> HOLY SHIT IT'S [[T-Series\|T-SERIES]]!), mostly because deformed [[FAIL\|spastic fangirls]] find the [[bullshit]] coming from that dry, crusty cunt he calls his mouth funny, or because they think [[Lie\|his emo haircut is hawt]]. He appeals to every retard who thinks lolcats are funny, and who use [[AOL]] on their shitty [[Pornography\|virus-filled]] computers. His videos consist of him using a [[aspergers\|high-pitched voice]] from [[Windows\|cheap computer]] software and acting like a [[shota\|6-year-old boy]], and usually getting into retarded dilemmas like [[insane\|losing his meds]] and running away from his [[ugly\|mom]]. His lack of [[lulz]] has ended countless lives. Watching his videos will most likely kill your brain cells due to the [[faggotry\|overwhelming sensory overload]] put into them, and are the complete definition of [[unfunny]]. Fred can do men as well as women.
	{{quote\|Hi Lucas I LOVE you and u can call me any time for real ANYTIME!!!!! 512-945-9510}}		{{quote\|Hi Lucas I LOVE you and u can call me any time for real ANYTIME!!!!! 512-945-9510}}
	{{quote\|Fred is the coolest person on YouTube. Hes got millions of fans and haters, the people who hate him do that just cuz hes hella famous and hes the most successful person on Youtube. I <3 Fred. Me - Oh mah goth dood, lets go watch Fred's new video. Saibin - No man, Fred fawking sucks. Me - * Pulls out a gun shots Saibin on his motherfawking penis. * : DIE FRED HATER, DIE : (this person's username is actually balldropfail. [[srs]].)}}		{{quote\|Fred is the coolest person on YouTube. Hes got millions of fans and haters, the people who hate him do that just cuz hes hella famous and hes the most successful person on Youtube. I <3 Fred. Me - Oh mah goth dood, lets go watch Fred's new video. Saibin - No man, Fred fawking sucks. Me - * Pulls out a gun shots Saibin on his motherfawking penis. * : DIE FRED HATER, DIE : (this person's username is actually balldropfail. [[srs]].)}}