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	As evidenced by the [[Redneck\|red states]] of America, strong religious belief and its involvement in government is always a positive thing. Third world countries are practically infested with strong religious belief, and as to be expected from religions claiming divine wisdom, adherents of differing creeds live in [[Jihad\|peace]] and enjoy spirited debate. For an outsider it may appear as if all sides, some of which claiming to belong to the same religion, are engaged in civil war and campaigns of murderous terror. Nothing could be farther from the truth. In the third world, bombings and machete massacres are broadly comparable to the cheerful rancor seen at western sporting events.		As evidenced by the [[Redneck\|red states]] of America, strong religious belief and its involvement in government is always a positive thing. Third world countries are practically infested with strong religious belief, and as to be expected from religions claiming divine wisdom, adherents of differing creeds live in [[Jihad\|peace]] and enjoy spirited debate. For an outsider it may appear as if all sides, some of which claiming to belong to the same religion, are engaged in civil war and campaigns of murderous terror. Nothing could be farther from the truth. In the third world, bombings and machete massacres are broadly comparable to the cheerful rancor seen at western sporting events.
	[[image:1277583750586.jpg\|thumb\|Canadian hockey fans lead the way towards western adoption of third world conflict resolution strategies.]]		[[image:1277583750586.jpg\|thumb\|Canadian hockey fans lead the way towards western adoption of third world conflict resolution strategies.]]
	Doesn't it hurt to be shot, mutilated or raped? Sure, if you're a westerner raised to feel that way. In the third world people don't feel [[rape\|pain]] or [[pussy\|suffering]] as we in the west do, because they're [[~~Kayne~~ West\|stronger]]. A western woman having her genitals trimmed and sewn shut would suffer greatly, while in Muslim countries this is nothing more than a formality that marks their entry in to womanhood. If it's so bad then why do so many women in these countries support it?		Doesn't it hurt to be shot, mutilated or raped? Sure, if you're a westerner raised to feel that way. In the third world people don't feel [[rape\|pain]] or [[pussy\|suffering]] as we in the west do, because they're [[Kanye West\|stronger]]. A western woman having her genitals trimmed and sewn shut would suffer greatly, while in Muslim countries this is nothing more than a formality that marks their entry in to womanhood. If it's so bad then why do so many women in these countries support it?

	===[[Women]] Are [[Oppression Hierarchy\|Treated Poorly]]===		===[[Women]] Are [[Oppression Hierarchy\|Treated Poorly]]===

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	Doesn't it hurt to be shot, mutilated or raped? Sure, if you're a westerner raised to feel that way. In the third world people don't feel [[rape\|pain]] or [[pussy\|suffering]] as we in the west do, because they're [[Kayne West\|stronger]]. A western woman having her genitals trimmed and sewn shut would suffer greatly, while in Muslim countries this is nothing more than a formality that marks their entry in to womanhood. If it's so bad then why do so many women in these countries support it?		Doesn't it hurt to be shot, mutilated or raped? Sure, if you're a westerner raised to feel that way. In the third world people don't feel [[rape\|pain]] or [[pussy\|suffering]] as we in the west do, because they're [[Kayne West\|stronger]]. A western woman having her genitals trimmed and sewn shut would suffer greatly, while in Muslim countries this is nothing more than a formality that marks their entry in to womanhood. If it's so bad then why do so many women in these countries support it?

	===[[Women]] Are Treated Poorly===		===[[Women]] Are [[Oppression Hierarchy\|Treated Poorly]]===
	[[Image:Cccamfone.jpg\|thumb\|A "liberated" western woman. Does she look happy?]]		[[Image:Cccamfone.jpg\|thumb\|A "liberated" western woman. Does she look happy?]]
	Nothing could be further from the truth. Women in third world countries are just as important as men, only men are in charge and are more important. Western women have a dizzying number of responsibilities and distractions ~~that~~ prevent them from enjoying life. To illustrate this, the following section applies third world answers to first world womens' issues:		Nothing could be further from the truth. Women in third world countries are just as important as men, only men are in charge and are more important. Western women have a dizzying number of responsibilities and distractions where they have a commanding role in which prevent them from enjoying life, and arguably for as long as "the First World" has ever existed. To illustrate this, the following section applies third world answers to first world womens' issues:

	====How do I balance a career with being a mother?====		====How do I balance a career with being a mother?====
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	====There are too many [[Anita Sarkeesian\|Damsels in Distress]] in video games. [[No\|This needs to stop]]!====		====There are too many [[Anita Sarkeesian\|Damsels in Distress]] in video games. [[No\|This needs to stop]]!====
	You're a grown up now. Games are for kids.		You're a grown up now. Games are for kids.

			====There are little opportunities for women to have leadership roles in fields dominated by men====
			Women already have your own realm outside the world of men (domestic roles, educating your children), places where a man has no place in participating in. Would you want men and women to switch roles, with men educating your children and women doing the heavy manual work?

			====In Conclusion====
			Women in First World Countries, namely white women, are at least the second least oppressed and second most privileged group around. Honestly they may be the first least oppressed group because of the way white parents treat their precious white daughters as princesses... despite the fact that that simply sets them up for disappointment when the rest of the world doesn't treat them like princesses just the same. This seems to bring all their protesting and anger into sharp focus: ''"we deserve more than all the rights we already have because we're daddy's little princess, and daddy's little princess ALWAYS gets what she wants!"''

	==Examples Of First World Problems==		==Examples Of First World Problems==

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	*Cholera		*Cholera
	*[[Ebola]]		*[[Ebola]]
			*[[Zika]]
	*Schistosomiasis		*Schistosomiasis
			*Sharjah Ruler
	*[[AIDS]]		*[[AIDS]]
	*Blood Diamonds		*Blood Diamonds

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	*Getting [[Trigger Warning\|Triggered]]		*Getting [[Trigger Warning\|Triggered]]
	*[[Obama\|Black president]]		*[[Obama\|Black president]]
	*[[Tosh.O\|Daniel Tosh]]
	*[[Germany\|Women]] [[Good Korea\|presidents]]		*[[Germany\|Women]] [[Good Korea\|presidents]]
	*[[Tranny\|Trannies]]		*[[Tranny\|Trannies]]

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	*Being called a [[The R Word\|"retard"]]		*Being called a [[The R Word\|"retard"]]
	*People don't recognize your made-up [[Personal Pronouns\|pronouns]]		*People don't recognize your made-up [[Personal Pronouns\|pronouns]]
			*Having to suffer through a warm beer at a picnic.
	*Having a Rich [[Jew]]{{Jew}} dad like [[Nick Simmons]] and getting butt hurt when [[fanboys]] catch you [[Tracing]] and [[steal\|plagerizing]] their favorite [[manga]] and now, even 10 years after the fact, you're still suffering massive butt pain that when a [[wannabe]] [[hipster]] calls you a tracer on your twitter, that you have to send them a 3 page letter informing the hipster of how your dad told you that you can sue them for defimation of character if they continue. So serious, do it. @nicktsimmons		*Having a Rich [[Jew]]{{Jew}} dad like [[Nick Simmons]] and getting butt hurt when [[fanboys]] catch you [[Tracing]] and [[steal\|plagerizing]] their favorite [[manga]] and now, even 10 years after the fact, you're still suffering massive butt pain that when a [[wannabe]] [[hipster]] calls you a tracer on your twitter, that you have to send them a 3 page letter informing the hipster of how your dad told you that you can sue them for defimation of character if they continue. So serious, do it. @nicktsimmons
	*Men spreading their legs on public transport.		*Men spreading their legs on public transport.

imported>Hagibor: /* Examples Of Third World Problems */

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	*Getting sold at 6 years old to a whore house.		*Getting sold at 6 years old to a whore house.
	*Being born a girl in China and getting rice paddy stomped.		*Being born a girl in China and getting rice paddy stomped.
	*Bomb vests never being in the size or ~~volor~~ you want.		*Bomb vests never being in the size or color you want.

	==Gallery Of Guilt==		==Gallery Of Guilt==

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	*Schistosomiasis		*Schistosomiasis
	*[[AIDS]]		*[[AIDS]]
			*Blood Diamonds
			*Being a 3 year old virgin girl and getting raped because some dumb nigger thinks fucking a virgin will cure the [[AIDS]].
			*Getting sold at 6 years old to a whore house.
			*Being born a girl in China and getting rice paddy stomped.
			*Bomb vests never being in the size or volor you want.

	==Gallery Of Guilt==		==Gallery Of Guilt==

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	*Being called a [[The R Word\|"retard"]]		*Being called a [[The R Word\|"retard"]]
	*People don't recognize your made-up [[Personal Pronouns\|pronouns]]		*People don't recognize your made-up [[Personal Pronouns\|pronouns]]
	*Having a Rich [[Jew]]{{Jew}} dad like [[Nick Simmons]] and getting butt hurt when [[fanboys]] catch you [[Tracing]] and [[~~plagerize~~\|plagerizing]] their favorite [[manga]] and now, even 10 years after the fact, you're still suffering massive butt pain that when a [[wannabe]] [[hipster]] calls you a tracer on your twitter, that you have to send them a 3 page letter informing the hipster of how your dad told you that you can sue them for defimation of character if they continue. So serious, do it.		*Having a Rich [[Jew]]{{Jew}} dad like [[Nick Simmons]] and getting butt hurt when [[fanboys]] catch you [[Tracing]] and [[steal\|plagerizing]] their favorite [[manga]] and now, even 10 years after the fact, you're still suffering massive butt pain that when a [[wannabe]] [[hipster]] calls you a tracer on your twitter, that you have to send them a 3 page letter informing the hipster of how your dad told you that you can sue them for defimation of character if they continue. So serious, do it. @nicktsimmons
	*Men spreading their legs on public transport.		*Men spreading their legs on public transport.
	*[[Asperger's Syndrome]]		*[[Asperger's Syndrome]]
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	*[[Atheism]]		*[[Atheism]]
	*Wikipedia [[Edit war]]s		*Wikipedia [[Edit war]]s
			*Another [[Chris Chan]] video.
	*Women dressing as they wish and driving cars		*Women dressing as they wish and driving cars
	*Your boyfriend forgets about your birthday/anniversary/Valentine's Day		*Your boyfriend forgets about your birthday/anniversary/Valentine's Day
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	*Getting [[Trigger Warning\|Triggered]]		*Getting [[Trigger Warning\|Triggered]]
	*[[Obama\|Black president]]		*[[Obama\|Black president]]
			*[[Tosh.O\|Daniel Tosh]]
	*[[Germany\|Women]] [[Good Korea\|presidents]]		*[[Germany\|Women]] [[Good Korea\|presidents]]
	*[[Tranny\|Trannies]]		*[[Tranny\|Trannies]]
			*Immigrants
	*[[Onigojirakaiju\|This faggot.]]		*[[Onigojirakaiju\|This faggot.]]
	*Your college doesn't have a gender-neutral bathroom.		*Your college doesn't have a gender-neutral bathroom.

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	*Being called a [[The R Word\|"retard"]]		*Being called a [[The R Word\|"retard"]]
	*People don't recognize your made-up [[Personal Pronouns\|pronouns]]		*People don't recognize your made-up [[Personal Pronouns\|pronouns]]
			*Having a Rich [[Jew]]{{Jew}} dad like [[Nick Simmons]] and getting butt hurt when [[fanboys]] catch you [[Tracing]] and [[plagerize\|plagerizing]] their favorite [[manga]] and now, even 10 years after the fact, you're still suffering massive butt pain that when a [[wannabe]] [[hipster]] calls you a tracer on your twitter, that you have to send them a 3 page letter informing the hipster of how your dad told you that you can sue them for defimation of character if they continue. So serious, do it.
	*Men spreading their legs on public transport.		*Men spreading their legs on public transport.
	*[[Asperger's Syndrome]]		*[[Asperger's Syndrome]]

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	As evidenced by the [[Redneck\|red states]] of America, strong religious belief and its involvement in government is always a positive thing. Third world countries are practically infested with strong religious belief, and as to be expected from religions claiming divine wisdom, adherents of differing creeds live in [[Jihad\|peace]] and enjoy spirited debate. For an outsider it may appear as if all sides, some of which claiming to belong to the same religion, are engaged in civil war and campaigns of murderous terror. Nothing could be farther from the truth. In the third world, bombings and machete massacres are broadly comparable to the cheerful rancor seen at western sporting events.		As evidenced by the [[Redneck\|red states]] of America, strong religious belief and its involvement in government is always a positive thing. Third world countries are practically infested with strong religious belief, and as to be expected from religions claiming divine wisdom, adherents of differing creeds live in [[Jihad\|peace]] and enjoy spirited debate. For an outsider it may appear as if all sides, some of which claiming to belong to the same religion, are engaged in civil war and campaigns of murderous terror. Nothing could be farther from the truth. In the third world, bombings and machete massacres are broadly comparable to the cheerful rancor seen at western sporting events.
	[[image:1277583750586.jpg\|thumb\|Canadian hockey fans lead the way towards western adoption of third world conflict resolution strategies.]]		[[image:1277583750586.jpg\|thumb\|Canadian hockey fans lead the way towards western adoption of third world conflict resolution strategies.]]
	Doesn't it hurt to be shot, mutilated or raped? Sure, if you're a westerner raised to feel that way. In the third world people don't feel [[rape\|pain]] or [[pussy\|suffering]] as we in the west do, because they're [[~~Kayne~~ West\|stronger]]. A western woman having her genitals trimmed and sewn shut would suffer greatly, while in Muslim countries this is nothing more than a formality that marks their entry in to womanhood. If it's so bad then why do so many women in these countries support it?		Doesn't it hurt to be shot, mutilated or raped? Sure, if you're a westerner raised to feel that way. In the third world people don't feel [[rape\|pain]] or [[pussy\|suffering]] as we in the west do, because they're [[Kanye West\|stronger]]. A western woman having her genitals trimmed and sewn shut would suffer greatly, while in Muslim countries this is nothing more than a formality that marks their entry in to womanhood. If it's so bad then why do so many women in these countries support it?

	===[[Women]] Are [[Oppression Hierarchy\|Treated Poorly]]===		===[[Women]] Are [[Oppression Hierarchy\|Treated Poorly]]===

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	*Getting [[Trigger Warning\|Triggered]]		*Getting [[Trigger Warning\|Triggered]]
	*[[Obama\|Black president]]		*[[Obama\|Black president]]
	*[[Tosh.O\|Daniel Tosh]]
	*[[Germany\|Women]] [[Good Korea\|presidents]]		*[[Germany\|Women]] [[Good Korea\|presidents]]
	*[[Tranny\|Trannies]]		*[[Tranny\|Trannies]]

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	===The Third World Is Poor===		===The Third World Is Poor===
	[[Image:1st World Problems - 04.jpg\|thumb\|I just paid three dollars for a barely chilled bottle of Evian, and this kid's getting his bottle for free? Fuck you [[Boner\|Bono!]]]]		[[Image:1st World Problems - 04.jpg\|thumb\|I just paid three dollars for a barely chilled bottle of Evian, and this kid's getting his bottle for free? Fuck you, [[Boner\|Bono!]]]]
	A quick review of the [[CIA]] Fact Book reveals the cost of living in third world countries to be far lower than in the west. A miner in the ~~congo~~ can live on a salary of less than five dollars per day - just try doing that in [[White trash\|Dayton, Ohio.]] The average American has little to no savings and a [[College\|shit load of debt.]] Contrast this with Zimbabweans, where their government in 2009 had to print 1 trillion Zimbabwean Dollar banknotes because people had so much money! Think you're doing well pulling down 50k in the IT industry? Some grilled lizard seller by a roadside in Zimbabwe has a stack of those trillion Zimbabwean Dollar notes in his back pocket, and your net worth is south of 0.		A quick review of the [[CIA]] Fact Book reveals the cost of living in third world countries to be far lower than in the west. A miner in the Congo can live on a salary of less than five dollars per day - just try doing that in [[White trash\|Dayton, Ohio.]] The average American has little to no savings and a [[College\|shit load of debt.]] Contrast this with Zimbabweans, where their government in 2009 had to print 1 trillion Zimbabwean Dollar banknotes because people had so much <s>money</s> currency! Think you're doing well pulling down 50k in the IT industry? Some grilled lizard seller by a roadside in Zimbabwe has a stack of those trillion Zimbabwean Dollar notes (value: ~$50) in his back pocket, and your net worth is south of 0.

	===Government And Medical Care Are Disorganized And Of Poor Quality===		===Government And Medical Care Are Disorganized And Of Poor Quality===
	Barack Obama's efforts to roll-out universal healthcare pale in comparison to the work of the Gambia's president (for life), Yahya Jammeh, who in 2007 announced that he had personally discovered the cure to AIDS. He did so with the equivalent of a [[high school]] diploma and gave an almighty middle finger to the rest of the [[Doctor\|medical professionals]] around the world. Even in 2012 AIDS sufferers in America still do not have access to a cure, and this individual is [[lie\|curing]] it with ~~a bunch of herbs~~! As well as AIDS, Jammeh's herbs can also cure asthma - a chronic condition that western medicine can alleviate but not cure. To add to Jammeh's work, other African scientists found that AIDS can be cured through sex with virgins.		Barack Obama's efforts to roll-out universal healthcare pale in comparison to the work of the Gambia's president (for life), Yahya Jammeh{{muslim}}, who in 2007 announced that he had personally discovered the cure to AIDS. He did [[Nothing\|so]] with the equivalent of a [[high school]] diploma and gave an almighty middle finger to the rest of the [[Doctor\|medical professionals]] around the world. Even in 2012 AIDS sufferers in America still do not have access to a cure, and this individual is [[lie\|curing]] it with potpourri! As well as AIDS, Jammeh's [[bullshit\|herbs]] can also cure asthma - a chronic condition that western medicine can alleviate but not cure. To add to Jammeh's work, other African scientists found that AIDS can be cured through [[Miracle\|sex with virgins]].

	African countries enjoy far more political stability than the west. The Gambia's Yahya Jammeh is a ~~picture~~ of stability, having been in office since 1994. By contrast, no American president has served more than twelve years in office. This is largely due to western ~~democracies~~ and their distrust of ~~the electorate~~.		African countries enjoy far more political stability than the west. The Gambia's Yahya Jammeh is a paragon of stability, having been in office since 1994. By contrast, no American president has served more than twelve years in office. This is largely due to western populations and their distrust of their governments.

	The standard approach to elections in Africa and the Middle East is to assume that voters who got it right the first time do not need to be asked again every every few years, particularly when a candidate received upwards of 100% of the popular vote. Zimbabweans elected [[Zimbabwe\|Robert Mugabe]] to be their President For Life, and since 1987 have enjoyed unprecedented [[freedom]] from decision making, [[Death\|rude health]] and [[Profit\|financial success]]. Given such a paradise, is it unreasonable for Mugabe to be [[Violence\|passionate]] when defending his presidency?		The standard approach to elections in Africa and the Middle East is to assume that voters who got it right the first time do not need to be asked again every every few years, particularly when a candidate received upwards of 100% of the popular vote. Zimbabweans elected [[Zimbabwe\|Robert Mugabe]] to be their President For Life, and since 1987 have enjoyed unprecedented [[freedom]] from decision making, [[Death\|rude health]] and [[Profit\|financial success]]. Given such a paradise, is it unreasonable for Mugabe to be [[Violence\|passionate]] when defending his presidency? [https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/ive-robbed-state-zimbabwe-chaos-mourns-60505359 Oh, wait...]

	===Religious Conflict Is Rampant===		===Religious Conflict Is Rampant===
	[[Image:Islamist_demonstration.jpg\|thumb\|To western eyes this appears provocative and violent, but only when taken out of context.]]		[[Image:Islamist_demonstration.jpg\|thumb\|To western eyes this appears provocative and violent, but only when taken out of context.]]
	As evidenced by the [[Redneck\|red states]] of America, strong religious belief and its involvement in government is always a positive thing. Third world countries are ~~practically infested~~ with ~~strong religious belief~~, and as to be expected from religions claiming divine wisdom, adherents of differing creeds live in [[Jihad\|peace]] and enjoy spirited debate. For an outsider it may appear as if all sides, some of which claiming to belong to the same religion, are engaged in civil war and campaigns of murderous terror. Nothing could be farther from the truth. In the third world, bombings and machete massacres are broadly comparable to the ~~cheerful~~ rancor seen at western sporting events.		As evidenced by the [[Redneck\|red states]] of America, strong religious belief and its involvement in government is always a positive thing. Third world countries are supersaturated with fanaticism, and as to be expected from religions claiming divine wisdom, adherents of differing creeds live in [[Jihad\|peace]] and enjoy [[Genocide\|spirited debate]]. For an outsider it may appear as if all sides, some of which claiming to belong to the same religion, are engaged in civil war and campaigns of murderous terror. Nothing could be farther from the truth. In the third world, bombings and machete massacres are broadly comparable to the exuberant rancor seen at [[Hockey\|western sporting events]].
	[[image:1277583750586.jpg\|thumb\|Canadian hockey fans lead the way towards western adoption of third world conflict resolution strategies.]]		[[image:1277583750586.jpg\|thumb\|Canadian hockey fans lead the way towards western adoption of third world conflict resolution strategies.]]
	Doesn't it hurt to be shot, mutilated or raped? Sure, if you're a westerner raised to feel that way. In the third world people don't feel [[rape\|pain]] or [[pussy\|suffering]] as we in the west do, because they're [[~~Kanye West~~\|stronger]]. A western woman having her ~~genitals trimmed~~ and sewn shut would suffer greatly, while in Muslim countries this is nothing more than a formality that marks their entry in to womanhood. If it's so bad then why do so many women in these countries support it?		Doesn't it hurt to be shot, mutilated or raped? Sure, if you're a westerner raised to feel that way. In the third world people don't feel [[rape\|pain]] or [[pussy\|suffering]] as we in the west do, because they're [[The Crackhead\|stronger]]. A western woman having her cunt sliced down and sewn shut would suffer greatly, while in Muslim countries this is nothing more than a formality that marks their entry in to womanhood. If it's so bad, then why do so many women in these countries support it?

	===[[Women]] Are [[Oppression Hierarchy\|Treated Poorly]]===		===[[Women]] Are [[Oppression Hierarchy\|Treated Poorly]]===
	[[Image:Cccamfone.jpg\|thumb\|A "liberated" western woman. Does she look happy?]]		[[Image:Cccamfone.jpg\|thumb\|A "liberated" western woman. Does she look happy?]]
	~~Nothing could be further from the truth~~. Women in third world countries are just as important as men, only men are in charge and are more important. Western women have a dizzying number of responsibilities and distractions where they have a commanding role in which prevent them from enjoying life, and arguably for as long as "the First World" has ever existed. To illustrate this, the following section applies third world answers to first world womens' issues:		Bald faced fiction. Women in third world countries are just as important as men, only men are in charge and are more important. Western women have a dizzying number of responsibilities and distractions where they have a commanding role in which prevent them from enjoying life, and arguably for as long as "the First World" has ever existed. To illustrate this, the following section applies third world answers to first world womens' issues:

	====How do I balance a career with being a mother?====		====How do I balance a career with being a mother?====
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	====I enjoy sex, is that wrong?====		====I enjoy sex, is that wrong?====
	Yes, and you wouldn't be in this situation if your parents ~~had~~ circumcised you.		Yes, and you wouldn't be in this situation if your monstrous parents bothered to circumcised you.

	====I'm 18 and my boyfriend ~~Is A~~ [[Basement dweller\|deadbeat]], spending most of his time playing [[video games]] and reading [[Fapping\|anime]]. Why is he so neglectful ~~of me~~?====		====I'm 18 and my boyfriend is a [[Basement dweller\|deadbeat]], spending most of his time playing [[video games]] and reading [[Fapping\|anime]]. Why is he so neglectful?====
	You expect him to respect a whore? In my country you would have been married long ago, to a suitable cousin of your father's choosing. You are ruined and have brought shame upon your family.		You expect him to respect a [[whore]]? In my country you would have been married long ago, to a suitable cousin of your father's choosing. You are ruined and have brought shame upon your family and will be honor-pwnt.

	====My husband beats me.====		====My husband beats me.====
	And the problem being?		[[Cool story bro\|And the problem being]]?

	====[[Republican]] attacks on women's reproductive freedom worry me, but I don't agree with Obama's [[Socialism\|socialist agenda]]. Who should get my vote?====		====[[Republican]] attacks on women's reproductive freedom worry me, but I don't agree with Obama's [[Socialism\|socialist agenda]]. Who should get my vote?====
	This is a decision for men. Why is dinner not ready?		This is a decision for men. [[In the kitchen\|Why is dinner not ready]]?

	====There are too many [[Anita Sarkeesian\|~~Damsels~~ in ~~Distress~~]] in video games. [[No\|This needs to stop]]!====		====There are too many [[Anita Sarkeesian\|damsels in distress]] in video games. [[No\|This needs to stop]]!====
	You're a grown up now. Games are for kids.		You're a grown up now. Games are for kids.

	====There ~~are~~ little ~~opportunities~~ for women to have leadership roles in fields dominated by men====		====There's little opportunity for women to have leadership roles in fields dominated by men.====
	Women already have your own realm outside the world of men (domestic roles, educating your children), places where a man has no ~~place in participating in~~. Would you want men and women to switch roles, with men ~~educating~~ your children and women doing the heavy manual work?		Women already have your own realm outside the world of men (domestic roles, educating your children), places where a man has no business. Would you want men and women to switch roles, with men cleaning up after your children and women doing the [[Call Center\|heavy manual work]]?

	====In Conclusion====		====In Conclusion====
	Women in First World ~~Countries,~~ namely white women, ~~are~~ at least the second least oppressed and second most privileged group around. Honestly they may be the first least oppressed group because of the way white parents treat their precious white daughters as princesses... despite the fact that ~~that~~ simply sets them up for disappointment when the rest of the world doesn't treat them like princesses just the same. This seems to bring all their protesting and anger into sharp focus: ''"we deserve more than all the rights we already have because we're daddy's little princess, and daddy's little princess ALWAYS gets what she wants!"''		Women in First World countries (namely [[Skeezer\|white women]]) are, at least, the second least oppressed and second most privileged group around. Honestly they may be the first least oppressed group because of the way white parents treat their precious white daughters as [[Snowflake\|princesses]]... despite the fact that this simply sets them up for disappointment when the rest of the world doesn't treat them like princesses just the same. This seems to bring all their protesting and anger into sharp focus: ''"we deserve more than all the rights we already have because we're daddy's little princess, and daddy's little princess ALWAYS gets what she wants!"''

	==Examples Of First World Problems==		==Examples Of First World Problems==