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	'''Final Fantasy VII Remake''' is a game made for the ancient [[retro\|nostalgia fags]] looking to relive those [[teen]] years they lost some 60 years ago as a skinny little [[pedophile]], and also marketed to a bunch of [[murder]] hungry [[prison]]ers looking for something to beat on just to pass the [[time]] and make their "today" appear different from the last [[Over 9000\|couple thousand]] they have already served out.		'''Final Fantasy VII Remake''' is a game made for the ancient [[retro\|nostalgia fags]] looking to relive those [[teen]] years they lost some 60 years ago as a skinny little [[pedophile]], and also marketed to a bunch of [[murder]] hungry [[prison]]ers looking for something to beat on just to pass the [[time]] and make their "today" appear different from the last [[Over 9000\|couple thousand]] they have already served out.

	The original is mostly known for making players [[Crybaby\|cry]] into their pillow until [[your mom\|their mommies]] took their asses to counseling; Because of trauma from [[Death\|Aerith]] getting the big ol' [[banhammer]] from 🔯[[Jew\|Sephiroth]]🔯 and didn't come back to [[life]] like they had expected. '''Remake''' is meant to be a retelling of [[old\|the same old story]] that works to open it up more by making [[you\|forgettable]] minor characters like [[Star Wars\|Biggs and Wedge]] into more relevant ones and that are, at least, necessary for the plot to advance or, for the more [[Asshole\|cynical]], a way for corporations to get gamers to dish out [[Jew Gold\|Shekels]] for multiple releases of games they have already played.		The original is mostly known for making players [[Crybaby\|cry]] into their pillow until [[your mom\|their mommies]] took their asses to counseling; Because of trauma from [[Death\|Aerith]] getting the big ol' [[banhammer]] from {{Jew}}[[Jew\|Sephiroth]]{{Jew}} and didn't come back to [[life]] like they had expected. '''Remake''' is meant to be a retelling of [[old\|the same old story]] that works to open it up more by making [[you\|forgettable]] minor characters like [[Star Wars\|Biggs and Wedge]] into more relevant ones and that are, at least, necessary for the plot to advance or, for the more [[Asshole\|cynical]], a way for corporations to get gamers to dish out [[Jew Gold\|Shekels]] for multiple releases of games they have already played.

	The entire game consists of the first few hours of the original game (spanning from when [[Emo\|Cloud]] arrives on the train until you break [[Dog\|Red XIII]] out of the [[prison\|pokey]] and take part in a highway fight - after escaping [[Shinra Online\|Shinra]].) The most "innovative thing" this shitty retread does is giving a new personality to Cloud, changing him from a whiney-ass [[emo]] [[crybaby]] and more into the rough-and -eady soldier that he is supposed to be (rather how in the original, Cloud only gets caught up in a [[Hero]]-Quest at the promise of getting a piece of [[ass]] from Aerith.)		The entire game consists of the first few hours of the original game (spanning from when [[Emo\|Cloud]] arrives on the train until you break [[Dog\|Red XIII]] out of the [[prison\|pokey]] and take part in a highway fight - after escaping [[Shinra Online\|Shinra]].) The most "innovative thing" this shitty retread does is giving a new personality to Cloud, changing him from a whiney-ass [[emo]] [[crybaby]] and more into the rough-and -eady soldier that he is supposed to be (rather how in the original, Cloud only gets caught up in a [[Hero]]-Quest at the promise of getting a piece of [[ass]] from Aerith.)

The PolishPrince: /* See Also */

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	'''Final Fantasy VII Remake''' is a game made for the ancient [[retro\|nostalgia fags]] looking to relive those [[teen]] years they lost some 60 years ago as a skinny little [[pedophile]], and also marketed to a bunch of [[murder]] hungry [[prison]]ers looking for something to beat on just to pass the [[time]] and make their "today" appear different from the last [[Over 9000\|couple thousand]] they have already served out.		'''Final Fantasy VII Remake''' is a game made for the ancient [[retro\|nostalgia fags]] looking to relive those [[teen]] years they lost some 60 years ago as a skinny little [[pedophile]], and also marketed to a bunch of [[murder]] hungry [[prison]]ers looking for something to beat on just to pass the [[time]] and make their "today" appear different from the last [[Over 9000\|couple thousand]] they have already served out.

	The original is mostly known for making players [[Crybaby\|cry]] into their pillow until [[your mom\|their mommies]] took their asses to counseling; Because of trauma from [[Death\|Aerith]] getting the big ol' [[banhammer]] from 🔯[[Jew\|Sephiroth]]🔯 and didn't come back to [[life]] like they had expected. '''Remake''' is meant to be a retelling of [[old\|the same old story]] that works to open it up more by making [[you\|forgettable]] minor characters like [[Star Wars\|Biggs and Wedge]] into more relevant ones and that are, at least, necessary for the plot to advance or, for the more [[Asshole\|cynical]], a way for corporations to get gamers to dish out [[Jew Gold\|Shekels]] for multiple releases of games they have already played.		The original is mostly known for making players [[Crybaby\|cry]] into their pillow until [[your mom\|their mommies]] took their asses to counseling; Because of trauma from [[Death\|Aerith]] getting the big ol' [[banhammer]] from {{Jew}}[[Jew\|Sephiroth]]{{Jew}} and didn't come back to [[life]] like they had expected. '''Remake''' is meant to be a retelling of [[old\|the same old story]] that works to open it up more by making [[you\|forgettable]] minor characters like [[Star Wars\|Biggs and Wedge]] into more relevant ones and that are, at least, necessary for the plot to advance or, for the more [[Asshole\|cynical]], a way for corporations to get gamers to dish out [[Jew Gold\|Shekels]] for multiple releases of games they have already played.

	The entire game consists of the first few hours of the original game (spanning from when [[Emo\|Cloud]] arrives on the train until you break [[Dog\|Red XIII]] out of the [[prison\|pokey]] and take part in a highway fight - after escaping [[Shinra Online\|Shinra]].) The most "innovative thing" this shitty retread does is giving a new personality to Cloud, changing him from a whiney-ass [[emo]] [[crybaby]] and more into the rough-and -eady soldier that he is supposed to be (rather how in the original, Cloud only gets caught up in a [[Hero]]-Quest at the promise of getting a piece of [[ass]] from Aerith.)		The entire game consists of the first few hours of the original game (spanning from when [[Emo\|Cloud]] arrives on the train until you break [[Dog\|Red XIII]] out of the [[prison\|pokey]] and take part in a highway fight - after escaping [[Shinra Online\|Shinra]].) The most "innovative thing" this shitty retread does is giving a new personality to Cloud, changing him from a whiney-ass [[emo]] [[crybaby]] and more into the rough-and -eady soldier that he is supposed to be (rather how in the original, Cloud only gets caught up in a [[Hero]]-Quest at the promise of getting a piece of [[ass]] from Aerith.)

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Final Fantasy VII Remake - Revision history

PooF9 at 18:24, 16 May 2026

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CLU: Reverted edit by Icewillow9 takes down ED (talk) to last revision by Hipcrime

Icewillow9 takes down ED at 13:35, 25 August 2024

Hipcrime: Reverted edit by Edgar181 Is Back (talk) to last revision by Rvdog815

Edgar181 Is Back at 13:50, 22 August 2024

Rvdog815: Reverted edit by Edgar181's sock puppet 8 (talk) to last revision by HellenicTrapstar

Edgar181's sock puppet 8 at 15:08, 20 August 2024

HellenicTrapstar: Reverted edit by Edgar181's sock puppet 4 (talk) to last revision by YaroslavTV

Edgar181's sock puppet 4 at 11:34, 20 August 2024