Faust and Pory - Revision history

imported>Investigator: /* Shit got serious */

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Shit got serious

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	{{quote\|1=I am not going to be mean-spirited about this. Why don't you call and convince me not to provide your documentation to ED? I am willing to listen to an apology for giving out my personal information, if it is really heartfelt.\|2=[https://web.archive.org/web/20101212040027/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk%3APory&diff=1998493966&oldid=1998490479 Faust tries to reopen the lines of communication]}}		{{quote\|1=I am not going to be mean-spirited about this. Why don't you call and convince me not to provide your documentation to ED? I am willing to listen to an apology for giving out my personal information, if it is really heartfelt.\|2=[https://web.archive.org/web/20101212040027/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk%3APory&diff=1998493966&oldid=1998490479 Faust tries to reopen the lines of communication]}}

	Little do they both know that Pory's [[dox]] are incredibly easy to find, and so is a pic of her that is semi-[[~~fap~~]]~~able~~. Faust fails to recognise the oh so cliched cliches: "If you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves first," and "revenge is a dish best served cold." If you're a true badass, you'll dose your ex-honey with revenge galore without warning, including telling her neighbours about the amateur strip club contest she was involved in. If you're a pussy, you'll extort.		Little do they both know that Pory's [[dox]] are incredibly easy to find, and so is a pic of her that is semi-[[fappable]]. Faust fails to recognise the oh so cliched cliches: "If you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves first," and "revenge is a dish best served cold." If you're a true badass, you'll dose your ex-honey with revenge galore without warning, including telling her neighbours about the amateur strip club contest she was involved in. If you're a pussy, you'll extort.

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imported>Investigator: /* Meeting Up IRL */

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Meeting Up IRL

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	On Friday, June 25th, the two met in person. Neither of them knew what to expect from this, as they both lack experience in communicating with other humans [[IRL]]. Afraid to interact with another individual, she attempted to flee Faust's tender grip. However, Pory gave into temptation and surrendered her [[virginity\|dignity]] and gave him a pity fuck.		On Friday, June 25th, the two met in person. Neither of them knew what to expect from this, as they both lack experience in communicating with other humans [[IRL]]. Afraid to interact with another individual, she attempted to flee Faust's tender grip. However, Pory gave into temptation and surrendered her [[virginity\|dignity]] and gave him a pity fuck.

	The two are documented to have met once more after the initial encounter, probably due to the fact that they both desired to be together despite what other people thought of their [[hentai\|healthy relationship]]. Faust sent her a letter over which she wept at while reading and feeling ashamed that she had broken up with her [[CWC\|one true heartsweet]] in front of an [[you\|~~Internet~~ audience]]. Notice how this letter is handwritten; something only [[gay\|romantic individuals]] do.		The two are documented to have met once more after the initial encounter, probably due to the fact that they both desired to be together despite what other people thought of their [[hentai\|healthy relationship]]. Faust sent her a letter over which she wept at while reading and feeling ashamed that she had broken up with her [[CWC\|one true heartsweet]] in front of an [[you\|internet audience]]. Notice how this letter is handwritten; something only [[gay\|romantic individuals]] do.

	<!--This being a copy of the letter (note the faint tear stains):		<!--This being a copy of the letter (note the faint tear stains):

imported>Hipcrime: https://archive.is/GiJN0

2015-12-13T19:02:05Z

https://archive.is/GiJN0

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	==Shit got [[serious]]==		==Shit got [[serious]]==

	{{quote\|1=I am not going to be mean-spirited about this. Why don't you call and convince me not to provide your documentation to ED? I am willing to listen to an apology for giving out my personal information, if it is really heartfelt.\|2=[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User_talk%3APory&diff=1998493966&oldid=1998490479 Faust tries to reopen the lines of communication]}}		{{quote\|1=I am not going to be mean-spirited about this. Why don't you call and convince me not to provide your documentation to ED? I am willing to listen to an apology for giving out my personal information, if it is really heartfelt.\|2=[https://web.archive.org/web/20101212040027/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk%3APory&diff=1998493966&oldid=1998490479 Faust tries to reopen the lines of communication]}}

	Little do they both know that Pory's [[dox]] are incredibly easy to find, and so is a pic of her that is semi-[[fap]]able. Faust fails to recognise the oh so cliched cliches: "If you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves first," and "revenge is a dish best served cold." If you're a true badass, you'll dose your ex-honey with revenge galore without warning, including telling her neighbours about the amateur strip club contest she was involved in. If you're a pussy, you'll extort.		Little do they both know that Pory's [[dox]] are incredibly easy to find, and so is a pic of her that is semi-[[fap]]able. Faust fails to recognise the oh so cliched cliches: "If you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves first," and "revenge is a dish best served cold." If you're a true badass, you'll dose your ex-honey with revenge galore without warning, including telling her neighbours about the amateur strip club contest she was involved in. If you're a pussy, you'll extort.

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	:''"Pory" redirects here. For the [[Pokémon]], see [[Porygon]].''		:''"Pory" redirects here. For the [[Pokémon]], see [[Porygon]].''
	:''"Faust" redirects here. For the creator of the current [[My Little Pony]] franchise, see [[Lauren Faust]]''		:''"Faust" redirects here. For the creator of the current [[My Little Pony]] franchise, see [[Lauren Faust]]''
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	===Transcription===		===Transcription===
	~~<!--~~[[File:Nobodyatmyparty.jpg\|thumb\|Their pitiful lives in colour.]]~~-->~~		[[File:Nobodyatmyparty.jpg\|thumb\|Their pitiful lives in colour.]]
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imported>Boudica at 06:15, 8 March 2015

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	~~{{cleanup}}~~
	:''"Pory" redirects here. For the [[Pokémon]], see [[Porygon]].''		:''"Pory" redirects here. For the [[Pokémon]], see [[Porygon]].''
	:''"Faust" redirects here. For the creator of the current [[My Little Pony]] franchise, see [[Lauren Faust]]''		:''"Faust" redirects here. For the creator of the current [[My Little Pony]] franchise, see [[Lauren Faust]]''

	[[File:FaustFaceClose.png\|thumb\|left\|This beard style is known as the [[Child_Abduction#Amber_Alerts\|Amber Alert]].]]		<!--[[File:FaustFaceClose.png\|thumb\|left\|This beard style is known as the [[Child_Abduction#Amber_Alerts\|Amber Alert]].]]-->
	[[File:JiltedDS FaustPory.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Faust and Pory are the first ever recipients of the Jilted DS Award!]]		[[File:JiltedDS FaustPory.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Faust and Pory are the first ever recipients of the Jilted DS Award!]]
	{{tocright}}		{{tocright}}
	[[File:Pory the fat weeaboo.jpg\|thumb\|left\|A weeaboo and a neckbeard, like a match made in heaven.]]		<!--[[File:Pory the fat weeaboo.jpg\|thumb\|left\|A weeaboo and a neckbeard, like a match made in heaven.]]-->

	The [[ED Forums]] have their fair share of [[lolcow]]s (a necessary part of healthy forum ecology), but among the [[retards]] and [[aspies]], two stand out as deserving their own article; those persons are '''[http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/member.php?u=1078%20Prof.%20Faust Prof. Faust]''' and '''[http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.ch/member.php?u=4426%20Kikyo%20Maaka Kikyo Maaka]'''.		The [[ED Forums]] have their fair share of [[lolcow]]s (a necessary part of healthy forum ecology), but among the [[retards]] and [[aspies]], two stand out as deserving their own article; those persons are '''[http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/member.php?u=1078%20Prof.%20Faust Prof. Faust]''' and '''[http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.ch/member.php?u=4426%20Kikyo%20Maaka Kikyo Maaka]'''.
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	==A Lulzy Summary==		==A Lulzy Summary==
	<div id="scrolling" style="height:300px; width:500px; overflow:scroll; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid black;">		<div align="center"><div id="scrolling" style="height:300px; width:500px; overflow:scroll; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid black;">
	<&Dr_Sheneequa> edf had a couple right		<&Dr_Sheneequa> edf had a couple right
	<br /><&Dr_Sheneequa> one guy from texas		<br /><&Dr_Sheneequa> one guy from texas
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	<br /><&Dr_Sheneequa> I LOVED YOU		<br /><&Dr_Sheneequa> I LOVED YOU
	<br /><&Dr_Sheneequa> lol.		<br /><&Dr_Sheneequa> lol.
	</div>		</div></div>

	==The Beginning==		==The Beginning==
	[[File:FaustInLoev.PNG\|thumb\|A [[GOTIS\|girl on the Internet]] loves me!~]]		<!--[[File:FaustInLoev.PNG\|thumb\|A [[GOTIS\|girl on the Internet]] loves me!~]]
	[[File:Flintstones-pills.png\|thumb\|left\|The real culprit, [[bullshit\|medicine]].]]		[[File:Flintstones-pills.png\|thumb\|left\|The real culprit, [[bullshit\|medicine]].]]-->
	The two had met during a [[Skype]] chat, along with two other EDiots. In the beginning not much was said between them due to how fucking boring they are as people, but one night he mustered up enough [[Blood Alcohol Content\|courage]] to strike up a conversation. Afterwards, the two commonly spoke every day to level up their [[Real life\|socializing]] points.		The two had met during a [[Skype]] chat, along with two other EDiots. In the beginning not much was said between them due to how fucking boring they are as people, but one night he mustered up enough [[Blood Alcohol Content\|courage]] to strike up a conversation. Afterwards, the two commonly spoke every day to level up their [[Real life\|socializing]] points.

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	==Pokemon love doesn't always end in middle school.==		==Pokemon love doesn't always end in middle school.==
	[[File:PorygonxFaust.PNG\|thumb\|left\|It's [[true]] love <3]]		<!--[[File:PorygonxFaust.PNG\|thumb\|left\|It's [[true]] love <3]]-->
	The [[love]], according to Pory, was induced by the psychoactives her [[dealer\|doctor]] had given her. In reality, their love was as potent and pure as the jizz stains on Faust's dungarees; the catalyst to their percolating love was formed with their mutually desperate [[weeaboo]] outcries for something more to hump than just a pillow. It doesn't take a genius to realize the e-relationship had been based on hours of lonely IRC [[PM]]ing and late-night Skype sessions.		The [[love]], according to Pory, was induced by the psychoactives her [[dealer\|doctor]] had given her. In reality, their love was as potent and pure as the jizz stains on Faust's dungarees; the catalyst to their percolating love was formed with their mutually desperate [[weeaboo]] outcries for something more to hump than just a pillow. It doesn't take a genius to realize the e-relationship had been based on hours of lonely IRC [[PM]]ing and late-night Skype sessions.

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	==Breaking Up==		==Breaking Up==
	[[File:Lolinternetgirlfriend.PNG\|thumb\|{{align\|center\|''';_;'''}}]]		<!--[[File:Lolinternetgirlfriend.PNG\|thumb\|{{align\|center\|''';_;'''}}]]-->
	{{quote\|Will you "troll" me?\|Faust, during a Skype chat}}		{{quote\|Will you "troll" me?\|Faust, during a Skype chat}}
	The breakup had occurred while Pory and Faust were planning their hookup in [[Canadia]]. Despite Pory being pressured into breaking up with Faust, he thought he still had a chance to [[virgin\|become a man]]. The Hilton he chose to stay at was unwilling to give him a refund for his reservation, so he went to the country anyway, hoping things would [[pity sex\|turn out good]] for him. At this time, it's believed Pory and Faust planned to break off the e-relationship in public to lose the attention of [[ED IRC]]ers and [[EDF]]ers. One theory is that Pory had only pretended she had broken things off and the two had never changed their plan to give eachother mutual pity sex. They are said to still communicate on Skype.		The breakup had occurred while Pory and Faust were planning their hookup in [[Canadia]]. Despite Pory being pressured into breaking up with Faust, he thought he still had a chance to [[virgin\|become a man]]. The Hilton he chose to stay at was unwilling to give him a refund for his reservation, so he went to the country anyway, hoping things would [[pity sex\|turn out good]] for him. At this time, it's believed Pory and Faust planned to break off the e-relationship in public to lose the attention of [[ED IRC]]ers and [[EDF]]ers. One theory is that Pory had only pretended she had broken things off and the two had never changed their plan to give eachother mutual pity sex. They are said to still communicate on Skype.
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	==[[desperate\|Meeting Up IRL]]==		==[[desperate\|Meeting Up IRL]]==
	[[File:Rouge dress 2.jpg\|thumb\|left\|[[user:Rouge\|Rouge]], the [[Transvestite\|man]] who allegedly gets Faust's sloppy seconds. She sure knows how to pick 'em, [[eh]]?]]		<!--[[File:Rouge dress 2.jpg\|thumb\|left\|[[user:Rouge\|Rouge]], the [[Transvestite\|man]] who allegedly gets Faust's sloppy seconds. She sure knows how to pick 'em, [[eh]]?]]
	[[File:Pory likes science projects.jpg\|thumb\|right\|She dumped him for the science fair.]]		[[File:Pory likes science projects.jpg\|thumb\|right\|She dumped him for the science fair.]]-->
	On Friday, June 25th, the two met in person. Neither of them knew what to expect from this, as they both lack experience in communicating with other humans [[IRL]]. Afraid to interact with another individual, she attempted to flee Faust's tender grip. However, Pory gave into temptation and surrendered her [[virginity\|dignity]] and gave him a pity fuck.		On Friday, June 25th, the two met in person. Neither of them knew what to expect from this, as they both lack experience in communicating with other humans [[IRL]]. Afraid to interact with another individual, she attempted to flee Faust's tender grip. However, Pory gave into temptation and surrendered her [[virginity\|dignity]] and gave him a pity fuck.

	The two are documented to have met once more after the initial encounter, probably due to the fact that they both desired to be together despite what other people thought of their [[hentai\|healthy relationship]]. Faust sent her a letter over which she wept at while reading and feeling ashamed that she had broken up with her [[CWC\|one true heartsweet]] in front of an [[you\|Internet audience]]. Notice how this letter is handwritten; something only [[gay\|romantic individuals]] do.		The two are documented to have met once more after the initial encounter, probably due to the fact that they both desired to be together despite what other people thought of their [[hentai\|healthy relationship]]. Faust sent her a letter over which she wept at while reading and feeling ashamed that she had broken up with her [[CWC\|one true heartsweet]] in front of an [[you\|Internet audience]]. Notice how this letter is handwritten; something only [[gay\|romantic individuals]] do.

	This being a copy of the letter (note the faint tear stains):		<!--This being a copy of the letter (note the faint tear stains):

	{{align\|center\|		{{align\|center\|
	{{Bigpic\|Faust_letter_1.jpg\|700\|300\|First part of the letter.\|}}		{{Bigpic\|Faust_letter_1.jpg\|700\|300\|First part of the letter.\|}}
	{{Bigpic\|Faust_letter_2.jpg\|700\|300\|Second part of the letter.\|}}		{{Bigpic\|Faust_letter_2.jpg\|700\|300\|Second part of the letter.\|}}
	}}		}}-->

	===Transcription===		===Transcription===
	[[File:Nobodyatmyparty.jpg\|thumb\|Their pitiful lives in colour.]]		<!--[[File:Nobodyatmyparty.jpg\|thumb\|Their pitiful lives in colour.]]-->
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	{{Bigtext\|		{{Bigtext\|
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	Little do they both know that Pory's [[dox]] are incredibly easy to find, and so is a pic of her that is semi-[[fap]]able. Faust fails to recognise the oh so cliched cliches: "If you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves first," and "revenge is a dish best served cold." If you're a true badass, you'll dose your ex-honey with revenge galore without warning, including telling her neighbours about the amateur strip club contest she was involved in. If you're a pussy, you'll extort.		Little do they both know that Pory's [[dox]] are incredibly easy to find, and so is a pic of her that is semi-[[fap]]able. Faust fails to recognise the oh so cliched cliches: "If you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves first," and "revenge is a dish best served cold." If you're a true badass, you'll dose your ex-honey with revenge galore without warning, including telling her neighbours about the amateur strip club contest she was involved in. If you're a pussy, you'll extort.

	==TL;DR==		<!--==TL;DR==

	'''This is what Faust expected to find when he met Pory IRL:'''		'''This is what Faust expected to find when he met Pory IRL:'''
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	'''This is what he got instead:'''		'''This is what he got instead:'''

	[[File:Poryedf3.jpg\|center\|400px]]		[[File:Poryedf3.jpg\|center\|400px]]-->

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
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	{{quote\|As Pory looked up with glazed eyes, full of uncertainty and fear, Faust grabbed the back of her head and glared at her with a look of anger. "Swallow it, you little slut" he said with a certain sadistic grin. "Take every inch of my cock and don't stop until you are told". "It's all you are good for, anyway". Pory began to tear up and reluctantly opened her mouth, feeling the warm and pulsating cock quiver on the tip of her tongue.\|}}		{{quote\|As Pory looked up with glazed eyes, full of uncertainty and fear, Faust grabbed the back of her head and glared at her with a look of anger. "Swallow it, you little slut" he said with a certain sadistic grin. "Take every inch of my cock and don't stop until you are told". "It's all you are good for, anyway". Pory began to tear up and reluctantly opened her mouth, feeling the warm and pulsating cock quiver on the tip of her tongue.\|}}

	{{cg\|Gallery\|faustimages\|center\|<gallery>		<!--{{cg\|Gallery\|faustimages\|center\|<gallery>
	File:Hairdown.JPEG\|True		File:Hairdown.JPEG\|True
	File:Kikyomaaka.jpg\|Love		File:Kikyomaaka.jpg\|Love
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	File:Kikyoscreen1.jpg\|<nowiki></nowiki>sigh skewls so hard it sucks i wish my problms wud just go away -.-		File:Kikyoscreen1.jpg\|<nowiki></nowiki>sigh skewls so hard it sucks i wish my problms wud just go away -.-
	File:Tetrisscreen.PNG\|[[ironing\|Screenshot of Faust raging about a weeaboo who lacks a girlfriend.]]		File:Tetrisscreen.PNG\|[[ironing\|Screenshot of Faust raging about a weeaboo who lacks a girlfriend.]]
	</gallery>}}		</gallery>}}-->


	[[File:Hiatus.PNG\|frame\|center\|Because apparently [[user:Pory\|someone]] cares.]]		<!--[[File:Hiatus.PNG\|frame\|center\|Because apparently [[user:Pory\|someone]] cares.]]-->

	==See Also==		==See Also==

imported>Onideus: Reverted edits by GibMoniPls (talk) to last revision by Oddguy

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	:''"Faust" redirects here. For the creator of the current [[My Little Pony]] franchise, see [[Lauren Faust]]''		:''"Faust" redirects here. For the creator of the current [[My Little Pony]] franchise, see [[Lauren Faust]]''

			[[File:FaustFaceClose.png\|thumb\|left\|This beard style is known as the [[Child_Abduction#Amber_Alerts\|Amber Alert]].]]
	[[File:JiltedDS FaustPory.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Faust and Pory are the first ever recipients of the Jilted DS Award!]]		[[File:JiltedDS FaustPory.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Faust and Pory are the first ever recipients of the Jilted DS Award!]]
			{{tocright}}
			[[File:Pory the fat weeaboo.jpg\|thumb\|left\|A weeaboo and a neckbeard, like a match made in heaven.]]

	The [[ED Forums]] have their fair share of [[lolcow]]s (a necessary part of healthy forum ecology), but among the [[retards]] and [[aspies]], two stand out as deserving their own article; those persons are '''[http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/member.php?u=1078%20Prof.%20Faust Prof. Faust]''' and '''[http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.ch/member.php?u=4426%20Kikyo%20Maaka Kikyo Maaka]'''.		The [[ED Forums]] have their fair share of [[lolcow]]s (a necessary part of healthy forum ecology), but among the [[retards]] and [[aspies]], two stand out as deserving their own article; those persons are '''[http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/member.php?u=1078%20Prof.%20Faust Prof. Faust]''' and '''[http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.ch/member.php?u=4426%20Kikyo%20Maaka Kikyo Maaka]'''.
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	Professor Heinrich Faust is an unlovable entity that foolishly came [[hugbox\|looking for love]] on [[ED IRC]].		Professor Heinrich Faust is an unlovable entity that foolishly came [[hugbox\|looking for love]] on [[ED IRC]].

	One day, [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/704258/Kikyo_Maaka ~~a girl~~ who writes fanfiction] from her grandparents' basement annex (her parents live in her grandparents' basement) using the handle '''Pory''' (AKA [[inuyasha\|KikyoMaaka]] AKA [[weeaboo\|KikyoTenshi]] AKA Hello Link) wandered into ED IRC. Being a [[vagina\|gentle and sensitive soul]], she complimented Faust on his [[lol\|magnificent figure]]. He instantly fell in love with Pory. Heartbreak later ensued and their e-relationship is still to this day mocked in small corners of the [[Internet]] and generally serves as an example of [[Common sense\|what not to be in life]]. It's the ED version of Romeo and Juliet with even more lulz, and no [[suicide]]... yet.		One day, [[user:Pory\|a girl]] [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/704258/Kikyo_Maaka who writes fanfiction] from her grandparents' basement annex (her parents live in her grandparents' basement) using the [[pseudonym\|handle]] '''Pory''' (AKA [[inuyasha\|KikyoMaaka]] AKA [[weeaboo\|KikyoTenshi]] AKA Hello Link) wandered into ED IRC. Being a [[vagina\|gentle and sensitive soul]], she complimented Faust on his [[lol\|magnificent figure]]. He instantly fell in love with Pory. Heartbreak later ensued and their e-relationship is still to this day mocked in small corners of the [[Internet]] and generally serves as an example of [[Common sense\|what not to be in life]]. It's the ED version of Romeo and Juliet with even more lulz, and no [[suicide]]... yet.

	{{quote\|1=I'd have fucked him\|Pory}}		{{quote\|1=I'd have fucked him\|2=[[User:Pory\|Pory]]}}


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	==The Beginning==		==The Beginning==
			[[File:FaustInLoev.PNG\|thumb\|A [[GOTIS\|girl on the Internet]] loves me!~]]
			[[File:Flintstones-pills.png\|thumb\|left\|The real culprit, [[bullshit\|medicine]].]]
	The two had met during a [[Skype]] chat, along with two other EDiots. In the beginning not much was said between them due to how fucking boring they are as people, but one night he mustered up enough [[Blood Alcohol Content\|courage]] to strike up a conversation. Afterwards, the two commonly spoke every day to level up their [[Real life\|socializing]] points.		The two had met during a [[Skype]] chat, along with two other EDiots. In the beginning not much was said between them due to how fucking boring they are as people, but one night he mustered up enough [[Blood Alcohol Content\|courage]] to strike up a conversation. Afterwards, the two commonly spoke every day to level up their [[Real life\|socializing]] points.

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	==Pokemon love doesn't always end in middle school.==		==Pokemon love doesn't always end in middle school.==
			[[File:PorygonxFaust.PNG\|thumb\|left\|It's [[true]] love <3]]
	The [[love]], according to Pory, was induced by the psychoactives her [[dealer\|doctor]] had given her. In reality, their love was as potent and pure as the jizz stains on Faust's dungarees; the catalyst to their percolating love was formed with their mutually desperate [[weeaboo]] outcries for something more to hump than just a pillow. It doesn't take a genius to realize the e-relationship had been based on hours of lonely IRC [[PM]]ing and late-night Skype sessions.		The [[love]], according to Pory, was induced by the psychoactives her [[dealer\|doctor]] had given her. In reality, their love was as potent and pure as the jizz stains on Faust's dungarees; the catalyst to their percolating love was formed with their mutually desperate [[weeaboo]] outcries for something more to hump than just a pillow. It doesn't take a genius to realize the e-relationship had been based on hours of lonely IRC [[PM]]ing and late-night Skype sessions.

	Despite the phony excuse she made about drugs affecting her decision-making ability, she actively engaged in "[[sexting]]", which led them to [[cyber]] and discuss their horniness levels [[gross\|with great aplomb]]. He also stated that he wanted to go visit her for a "real romance," which she agreed to and they would both soon regret.		Despite the phony excuse she made about drugs affecting her decision-making ability, she actively engaged in "[[sexting]]", which led them to [[cyber]] and discuss their horniness levels [[gross\|with great aplomb]]. He also stated that he wanted to go visit her for a "real romance," which she agreed to and [[here come the lulz\|they would both soon regret]].

	'''[[raped\|The next two weeks were a blur.]]'''		'''[[raped\|The next two weeks were a blur.]]'''
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	==Breaking Up==		==Breaking Up==
			[[File:Lolinternetgirlfriend.PNG\|thumb\|{{align\|center\|''';_;'''}}]]
	{{quote\|Will you "troll" me?\|Faust, during a Skype chat}}		{{quote\|Will you "troll" me?\|Faust, during a Skype chat}}
	The breakup had occurred while Pory and Faust were planning their hookup in [[Canadia]]. Despite Pory being pressured into breaking up with Faust, he thought he still had a chance to [[virgin\|become a man]]. The Hilton he chose to stay at was unwilling to give him a refund for his reservation, so he went to the country anyway, hoping things would [[pity sex\|turn out good]] for him. At this time, it's believed Pory and Faust planned to break off the e-relationship in public to lose the attention of [[ED IRC]]ers and [[EDF]]ers. One theory is that Pory had only pretended she had broken things off and the two had never changed their plan to give eachother mutual pity sex. They are said to still communicate on Skype.		The breakup had occurred while Pory and Faust were planning their hookup in [[Canadia]]. Despite Pory being pressured into breaking up with Faust, he thought he still had a chance to [[virgin\|become a man]]. The Hilton he chose to stay at was unwilling to give him a refund for his reservation, so he went to the country anyway, hoping things would [[pity sex\|turn out good]] for him. At this time, it's believed Pory and Faust planned to break off the e-relationship in public to lose the attention of [[ED IRC]]ers and [[EDF]]ers. One theory is that Pory had only pretended she had broken things off and the two had never changed their plan to give eachother mutual pity sex. They are said to still communicate on Skype.
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	==[[desperate\|Meeting Up IRL]]==		==[[desperate\|Meeting Up IRL]]==
			[[File:Rouge dress 2.jpg\|thumb\|left\|[[user:Rouge\|Rouge]], the [[Transvestite\|man]] who allegedly gets Faust's sloppy seconds. She sure knows how to pick 'em, [[eh]]?]]
			[[File:Pory likes science projects.jpg\|thumb\|right\|She dumped him for the science fair.]]
	On Friday, June 25th, the two met in person. Neither of them knew what to expect from this, as they both lack experience in communicating with other humans [[IRL]]. Afraid to interact with another individual, she attempted to flee Faust's tender grip. However, Pory gave into temptation and surrendered her [[virginity\|dignity]] and gave him a pity fuck.		On Friday, June 25th, the two met in person. Neither of them knew what to expect from this, as they both lack experience in communicating with other humans [[IRL]]. Afraid to interact with another individual, she attempted to flee Faust's tender grip. However, Pory gave into temptation and surrendered her [[virginity\|dignity]] and gave him a pity fuck.

	The two are documented to have met once more after the initial encounter, probably due to the fact that they both desired to be together despite what other people thought of their [[hentai\|healthy relationship]]. Faust sent her a letter over which she wept at while reading and feeling ashamed that she had broken up with her [[CWC\|one true heartsweet]] in front of an [[you\|Internet audience]]. Notice how this letter is handwritten; something only [[gay\|romantic individuals]] do.		The two are documented to have met once more after the initial encounter, probably due to the fact that they both desired to be together despite what other people thought of their [[hentai\|healthy relationship]]. Faust sent her a letter over which she wept at while reading and feeling ashamed that she had broken up with her [[CWC\|one true heartsweet]] in front of an [[you\|Internet audience]]. Notice how this letter is handwritten; something only [[gay\|romantic individuals]] do.

	===~~The Letter~~===		This being a copy of the letter (note the faint tear stains):

			{{align\|center\|
			{{Bigpic\|Faust_letter_1.jpg\|700\|300\|First part of the letter.\|}}
			{{Bigpic\|Faust_letter_2.jpg\|700\|300\|Second part of the letter.\|}}
			}}

			===Transcription===
			[[File:Nobodyatmyparty.jpg\|thumb\|Their pitiful lives in colour.]]
	{{align\|center\|		{{align\|center\|
	{{Bigtext\|		{{Bigtext\|
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	Little do they both know that Pory's [[dox]] are incredibly easy to find, and so is a pic of her that is semi-[[fap]]able. Faust fails to recognise the oh so cliched cliches: "If you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves first," and "revenge is a dish best served cold." If you're a true badass, you'll dose your ex-honey with revenge galore without warning, including telling her neighbours about the amateur strip club contest she was involved in. If you're a pussy, you'll extort.		Little do they both know that Pory's [[dox]] are incredibly easy to find, and so is a pic of her that is semi-[[fap]]able. Faust fails to recognise the oh so cliched cliches: "If you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves first," and "revenge is a dish best served cold." If you're a true badass, you'll dose your ex-honey with revenge galore without warning, including telling her neighbours about the amateur strip club contest she was involved in. If you're a pussy, you'll extort.

			==TL;DR==

			'''This is what Faust expected to find when he met Pory IRL:'''

			[[File:Sexypory.jpg\|center\|400px]]

			'''This is what he got instead:'''

			[[File:Poryedf3.jpg\|center\|400px]]

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
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	File:Meaganemo2.jpg\|x________x		File:Meaganemo2.jpg\|x________x
	File:Meaganemo1.jpg\|So sad :(		File:Meaganemo1.jpg\|So sad :(
	File:Meaganr2.jpg\|Meagan Rooney confirmed for dyke.		File:Meaganr2.jpg\|[[user:Pory\|Meagan Rooney]] [[Confirmed For Brawl\|confirmed for dyke]].
	File:Meaganr1.jpg\|Notice how her eyes are looking in two different directions, much like a chameleon.		File:Meaganr1.jpg\|Notice how her eyes are looking in two different directions, much like a chameleon.
	File:Meagan rooney.jpg\|Bandannas make you look cool guise!		File:Meagan rooney.jpg\|Bandannas make you look cool guise!
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	File:Caesualstomachpump.jpg\|Just another [[Casual Friday\|Cæsual Friday]] of getting my stomach pumped.		File:Caesualstomachpump.jpg\|Just another [[Casual Friday\|Cæsual Friday]] of getting my stomach pumped.
	File:Kikyoscreen1.jpg\|<nowiki></nowiki>sigh skewls so hard it sucks i wish my problms wud just go away -.-		File:Kikyoscreen1.jpg\|<nowiki></nowiki>sigh skewls so hard it sucks i wish my problms wud just go away -.-
	File:Tetrisscreen.PNG\|[[~~Irony~~\|Screenshot of Faust raging about a weeaboo who lacks a girlfriend.]]		File:Tetrisscreen.PNG\|[[ironing\|Screenshot of Faust raging about a weeaboo who lacks a girlfriend.]]
	</gallery>}}		</gallery>}}


			[[File:Hiatus.PNG\|frame\|center\|Because apparently [[user:Pory\|someone]] cares.]]

	==See Also==		==See Also==

imported>GibMoniPls: cleaned up some missing images and broken links.

2013-07-30T04:12:34Z

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	:''"Faust" redirects here. For the creator of the current [[My Little Pony]] franchise, see [[Lauren Faust]]''		:''"Faust" redirects here. For the creator of the current [[My Little Pony]] franchise, see [[Lauren Faust]]''

	~~[[File:FaustFaceClose.png\|thumb\|left\|This beard style is known as the [[Child_Abduction#Amber_Alerts\|Amber Alert]].]]~~
	[[File:JiltedDS FaustPory.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Faust and Pory are the first ever recipients of the Jilted DS Award!]]		[[File:JiltedDS FaustPory.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Faust and Pory are the first ever recipients of the Jilted DS Award!]]
	~~{{tocright}}~~
	~~[[File:Pory the fat weeaboo.jpg\|thumb\|left\|A weeaboo and a neckbeard, like a match made in heaven.]]~~

	The [[ED Forums]] have their fair share of [[lolcow]]s (a necessary part of healthy forum ecology), but among the [[retards]] and [[aspies]], two stand out as deserving their own article; those persons are '''[http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/member.php?u=1078%20Prof.%20Faust Prof. Faust]''' and '''[http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.ch/member.php?u=4426%20Kikyo%20Maaka Kikyo Maaka]'''.		The [[ED Forums]] have their fair share of [[lolcow]]s (a necessary part of healthy forum ecology), but among the [[retards]] and [[aspies]], two stand out as deserving their own article; those persons are '''[http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/member.php?u=1078%20Prof.%20Faust Prof. Faust]''' and '''[http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.ch/member.php?u=4426%20Kikyo%20Maaka Kikyo Maaka]'''.
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	Professor Heinrich Faust is an unlovable entity that foolishly came [[hugbox\|looking for love]] on [[ED IRC]].		Professor Heinrich Faust is an unlovable entity that foolishly came [[hugbox\|looking for love]] on [[ED IRC]].

	One day, ~~[[user:Pory\|a girl]]~~ [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/704258/Kikyo_Maaka who writes fanfiction] from her grandparents' basement annex (her parents live in her grandparents' basement) using the ~~[[pseudonym\|~~handle]] '''Pory''' (AKA [[inuyasha\|KikyoMaaka]] AKA [[weeaboo\|KikyoTenshi]] AKA Hello Link) wandered into ED IRC. Being a [[vagina\|gentle and sensitive soul]], she complimented Faust on his [[lol\|magnificent figure]]. He instantly fell in love with Pory. Heartbreak later ensued and their e-relationship is still to this day mocked in small corners of the [[Internet]] and generally serves as an example of [[Common sense\|what not to be in life]]. It's the ED version of Romeo and Juliet with even more lulz, and no [[suicide]]... yet.		One day, [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/704258/Kikyo_Maaka a girl who writes fanfiction] from her grandparents' basement annex (her parents live in her grandparents' basement) using the handle '''Pory''' (AKA [[inuyasha\|KikyoMaaka]] AKA [[weeaboo\|KikyoTenshi]] AKA Hello Link) wandered into ED IRC. Being a [[vagina\|gentle and sensitive soul]], she complimented Faust on his [[lol\|magnificent figure]]. He instantly fell in love with Pory. Heartbreak later ensued and their e-relationship is still to this day mocked in small corners of the [[Internet]] and generally serves as an example of [[Common sense\|what not to be in life]]. It's the ED version of Romeo and Juliet with even more lulz, and no [[suicide]]... yet.

	{{quote\|1=I'd have fucked him\|~~2=[[User:~~Pory~~\|Pory]]~~}}		{{quote\|1=I'd have fucked him\|Pory}}


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	==The Beginning==		==The Beginning==
	~~[[File:FaustInLoev.PNG\|thumb\|A [[GOTIS\|girl on the Internet]] loves me!~]]~~
	~~[[File:Flintstones-pills.png\|thumb\|left\|The real culprit, [[bullshit\|medicine]].]]~~
	The two had met during a [[Skype]] chat, along with two other EDiots. In the beginning not much was said between them due to how fucking boring they are as people, but one night he mustered up enough [[Blood Alcohol Content\|courage]] to strike up a conversation. Afterwards, the two commonly spoke every day to level up their [[Real life\|socializing]] points.		The two had met during a [[Skype]] chat, along with two other EDiots. In the beginning not much was said between them due to how fucking boring they are as people, but one night he mustered up enough [[Blood Alcohol Content\|courage]] to strike up a conversation. Afterwards, the two commonly spoke every day to level up their [[Real life\|socializing]] points.

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	==Pokemon love doesn't always end in middle school.==		==Pokemon love doesn't always end in middle school.==
	~~[[File:PorygonxFaust.PNG\|thumb\|left\|It's [[true]] love <3]]~~
	The [[love]], according to Pory, was induced by the psychoactives her [[dealer\|doctor]] had given her. In reality, their love was as potent and pure as the jizz stains on Faust's dungarees; the catalyst to their percolating love was formed with their mutually desperate [[weeaboo]] outcries for something more to hump than just a pillow. It doesn't take a genius to realize the e-relationship had been based on hours of lonely IRC [[PM]]ing and late-night Skype sessions.		The [[love]], according to Pory, was induced by the psychoactives her [[dealer\|doctor]] had given her. In reality, their love was as potent and pure as the jizz stains on Faust's dungarees; the catalyst to their percolating love was formed with their mutually desperate [[weeaboo]] outcries for something more to hump than just a pillow. It doesn't take a genius to realize the e-relationship had been based on hours of lonely IRC [[PM]]ing and late-night Skype sessions.

	Despite the phony excuse she made about drugs affecting her decision-making ability, she actively engaged in "[[sexting]]", which led them to [[cyber]] and discuss their horniness levels [[gross\|with great aplomb]]. He also stated that he wanted to go visit her for a "real romance," which she agreed to and ~~[[here come the lulz\|~~they would both soon regret]].		Despite the phony excuse she made about drugs affecting her decision-making ability, she actively engaged in "[[sexting]]", which led them to [[cyber]] and discuss their horniness levels [[gross\|with great aplomb]]. He also stated that he wanted to go visit her for a "real romance," which she agreed to and they would both soon regret.

	'''[[raped\|The next two weeks were a blur.]]'''		'''[[raped\|The next two weeks were a blur.]]'''
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	==Breaking Up==		==Breaking Up==
	~~[[File:Lolinternetgirlfriend.PNG\|thumb\|{{align\|center\|''';_;'''}}]]~~
	{{quote\|Will you "troll" me?\|Faust, during a Skype chat}}		{{quote\|Will you "troll" me?\|Faust, during a Skype chat}}
	The breakup had occurred while Pory and Faust were planning their hookup in [[Canadia]]. Despite Pory being pressured into breaking up with Faust, he thought he still had a chance to [[virgin\|become a man]]. The Hilton he chose to stay at was unwilling to give him a refund for his reservation, so he went to the country anyway, hoping things would [[pity sex\|turn out good]] for him. At this time, it's believed Pory and Faust planned to break off the e-relationship in public to lose the attention of [[ED IRC]]ers and [[EDF]]ers. One theory is that Pory had only pretended she had broken things off and the two had never changed their plan to give eachother mutual pity sex. They are said to still communicate on Skype.		The breakup had occurred while Pory and Faust were planning their hookup in [[Canadia]]. Despite Pory being pressured into breaking up with Faust, he thought he still had a chance to [[virgin\|become a man]]. The Hilton he chose to stay at was unwilling to give him a refund for his reservation, so he went to the country anyway, hoping things would [[pity sex\|turn out good]] for him. At this time, it's believed Pory and Faust planned to break off the e-relationship in public to lose the attention of [[ED IRC]]ers and [[EDF]]ers. One theory is that Pory had only pretended she had broken things off and the two had never changed their plan to give eachother mutual pity sex. They are said to still communicate on Skype.
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	==[[desperate\|Meeting Up IRL]]==		==[[desperate\|Meeting Up IRL]]==
	~~[[File:Rouge dress 2.jpg\|thumb\|left\|[[user:Rouge\|Rouge]], the [[Transvestite\|man]] who allegedly gets Faust's sloppy seconds. She sure knows how to pick 'em, [[eh]]?]]~~
	~~[[File:Pory likes science projects.jpg\|thumb\|right\|She dumped him for the science fair.]]~~
	On Friday, June 25th, the two met in person. Neither of them knew what to expect from this, as they both lack experience in communicating with other humans [[IRL]]. Afraid to interact with another individual, she attempted to flee Faust's tender grip. However, Pory gave into temptation and surrendered her [[virginity\|dignity]] and gave him a pity fuck.		On Friday, June 25th, the two met in person. Neither of them knew what to expect from this, as they both lack experience in communicating with other humans [[IRL]]. Afraid to interact with another individual, she attempted to flee Faust's tender grip. However, Pory gave into temptation and surrendered her [[virginity\|dignity]] and gave him a pity fuck.

	The two are documented to have met once more after the initial encounter, probably due to the fact that they both desired to be together despite what other people thought of their [[hentai\|healthy relationship]]. Faust sent her a letter over which she wept at while reading and feeling ashamed that she had broken up with her [[CWC\|one true heartsweet]] in front of an [[you\|Internet audience]]. Notice how this letter is handwritten; something only [[gay\|romantic individuals]] do.		The two are documented to have met once more after the initial encounter, probably due to the fact that they both desired to be together despite what other people thought of their [[hentai\|healthy relationship]]. Faust sent her a letter over which she wept at while reading and feeling ashamed that she had broken up with her [[CWC\|one true heartsweet]] in front of an [[you\|Internet audience]]. Notice how this letter is handwritten; something only [[gay\|romantic individuals]] do.

	~~This being a copy of the letter (note the faint tear stains):~~		===The Letter===

	~~{{align\|center\|~~
	~~{{Bigpic\|Faust_letter_1.jpg\|700\|300\|First part of the letter.\|}}~~
	~~{{Bigpic\|Faust_letter_2.jpg\|700\|300\|Second part of the letter.\|}}~~
	}}

	===~~Transcription~~===
	~~[[File:Nobodyatmyparty.jpg\|thumb\|Their pitiful lives in colour.]]~~
	{{align\|center\|		{{align\|center\|
	{{Bigtext\|		{{Bigtext\|
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	Little do they both know that Pory's [[dox]] are incredibly easy to find, and so is a pic of her that is semi-[[fap]]able. Faust fails to recognise the oh so cliched cliches: "If you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves first," and "revenge is a dish best served cold." If you're a true badass, you'll dose your ex-honey with revenge galore without warning, including telling her neighbours about the amateur strip club contest she was involved in. If you're a pussy, you'll extort.		Little do they both know that Pory's [[dox]] are incredibly easy to find, and so is a pic of her that is semi-[[fap]]able. Faust fails to recognise the oh so cliched cliches: "If you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves first," and "revenge is a dish best served cold." If you're a true badass, you'll dose your ex-honey with revenge galore without warning, including telling her neighbours about the amateur strip club contest she was involved in. If you're a pussy, you'll extort.

	~~==TL;DR==~~

	~~'''This is what Faust expected to find when he met Pory IRL:'''~~

	~~[[File:Sexypory.jpg\|center\|400px]]~~

	~~'''This is what he got instead:'''~~

	~~[[File:Poryedf3.jpg\|center\|400px]]~~

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
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	File:Meaganemo2.jpg\|x________x		File:Meaganemo2.jpg\|x________x
	File:Meaganemo1.jpg\|So sad :(		File:Meaganemo1.jpg\|So sad :(
	File:Meaganr2.jpg~~\|[[user:Pory~~\|Meagan Rooney~~]] [[Confirmed For Brawl\|~~confirmed for dyke]].		File:Meaganr2.jpg\|Meagan Rooney confirmed for dyke.
	File:Meaganr1.jpg\|Notice how her eyes are looking in two different directions, much like a chameleon.		File:Meaganr1.jpg\|Notice how her eyes are looking in two different directions, much like a chameleon.
	File:Meagan rooney.jpg\|Bandannas make you look cool guise!		File:Meagan rooney.jpg\|Bandannas make you look cool guise!
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	File:Caesualstomachpump.jpg\|Just another [[Casual Friday\|Cæsual Friday]] of getting my stomach pumped.		File:Caesualstomachpump.jpg\|Just another [[Casual Friday\|Cæsual Friday]] of getting my stomach pumped.
	File:Kikyoscreen1.jpg\|<nowiki></nowiki>sigh skewls so hard it sucks i wish my problms wud just go away -.-		File:Kikyoscreen1.jpg\|<nowiki></nowiki>sigh skewls so hard it sucks i wish my problms wud just go away -.-
	File:Tetrisscreen.PNG\|[[~~ironing~~\|Screenshot of Faust raging about a weeaboo who lacks a girlfriend.]]		File:Tetrisscreen.PNG\|[[Irony\|Screenshot of Faust raging about a weeaboo who lacks a girlfriend.]]
	</gallery>}}		</gallery>}}


	~~[[File:Hiatus.PNG\|frame\|center\|Because apparently [[user:Pory\|someone]] cares.]]~~

	==See Also==		==See Also==

← Older revision		Revision as of 04:24, 30 July 2013
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	:''"Faust" redirects here. For the creator of the current [[My Little Pony]] franchise, see [[Lauren Faust]]''		:''"Faust" redirects here. For the creator of the current [[My Little Pony]] franchise, see [[Lauren Faust]]''

			[[File:FaustFaceClose.png\|thumb\|left\|This beard style is known as the [[Child_Abduction#Amber_Alerts\|Amber Alert]].]]
	[[File:JiltedDS FaustPory.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Faust and Pory are the first ever recipients of the Jilted DS Award!]]		[[File:JiltedDS FaustPory.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Faust and Pory are the first ever recipients of the Jilted DS Award!]]
			{{tocright}}
			[[File:Pory the fat weeaboo.jpg\|thumb\|left\|A weeaboo and a neckbeard, like a match made in heaven.]]

	The [[ED Forums]] have their fair share of [[lolcow]]s (a necessary part of healthy forum ecology), but among the [[retards]] and [[aspies]], two stand out as deserving their own article; those persons are '''[http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/member.php?u=1078%20Prof.%20Faust Prof. Faust]''' and '''[http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.ch/member.php?u=4426%20Kikyo%20Maaka Kikyo Maaka]'''.		The [[ED Forums]] have their fair share of [[lolcow]]s (a necessary part of healthy forum ecology), but among the [[retards]] and [[aspies]], two stand out as deserving their own article; those persons are '''[http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/member.php?u=1078%20Prof.%20Faust Prof. Faust]''' and '''[http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.ch/member.php?u=4426%20Kikyo%20Maaka Kikyo Maaka]'''.
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	Professor Heinrich Faust is an unlovable entity that foolishly came [[hugbox\|looking for love]] on [[ED IRC]].		Professor Heinrich Faust is an unlovable entity that foolishly came [[hugbox\|looking for love]] on [[ED IRC]].

	One day, [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/704258/Kikyo_Maaka ~~a girl~~ who writes fanfiction] from her grandparents' basement annex (her parents live in her grandparents' basement) using the handle '''Pory''' (AKA [[inuyasha\|KikyoMaaka]] AKA [[weeaboo\|KikyoTenshi]] AKA Hello Link) wandered into ED IRC. Being a [[vagina\|gentle and sensitive soul]], she complimented Faust on his [[lol\|magnificent figure]]. He instantly fell in love with Pory. Heartbreak later ensued and their e-relationship is still to this day mocked in small corners of the [[Internet]] and generally serves as an example of [[Common sense\|what not to be in life]]. It's the ED version of Romeo and Juliet with even more lulz, and no [[suicide]]... yet.		One day, [[user:Pory\|a girl]] [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/704258/Kikyo_Maaka who writes fanfiction] from her grandparents' basement annex (her parents live in her grandparents' basement) using the [[pseudonym\|handle]] '''Pory''' (AKA [[inuyasha\|KikyoMaaka]] AKA [[weeaboo\|KikyoTenshi]] AKA Hello Link) wandered into ED IRC. Being a [[vagina\|gentle and sensitive soul]], she complimented Faust on his [[lol\|magnificent figure]]. He instantly fell in love with Pory. Heartbreak later ensued and their e-relationship is still to this day mocked in small corners of the [[Internet]] and generally serves as an example of [[Common sense\|what not to be in life]]. It's the ED version of Romeo and Juliet with even more lulz, and no [[suicide]]... yet.

	{{quote\|1=I'd have fucked him\|Pory}}		{{quote\|1=I'd have fucked him\|2=[[User:Pory\|Pory]]}}


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	==The Beginning==		==The Beginning==
			[[File:FaustInLoev.PNG\|thumb\|A [[GOTIS\|girl on the Internet]] loves me!~]]
			[[File:Flintstones-pills.png\|thumb\|left\|The real culprit, [[bullshit\|medicine]].]]
	The two had met during a [[Skype]] chat, along with two other EDiots. In the beginning not much was said between them due to how fucking boring they are as people, but one night he mustered up enough [[Blood Alcohol Content\|courage]] to strike up a conversation. Afterwards, the two commonly spoke every day to level up their [[Real life\|socializing]] points.		The two had met during a [[Skype]] chat, along with two other EDiots. In the beginning not much was said between them due to how fucking boring they are as people, but one night he mustered up enough [[Blood Alcohol Content\|courage]] to strike up a conversation. Afterwards, the two commonly spoke every day to level up their [[Real life\|socializing]] points.

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	==Pokemon love doesn't always end in middle school.==		==Pokemon love doesn't always end in middle school.==
			[[File:PorygonxFaust.PNG\|thumb\|left\|It's [[true]] love <3]]
	The [[love]], according to Pory, was induced by the psychoactives her [[dealer\|doctor]] had given her. In reality, their love was as potent and pure as the jizz stains on Faust's dungarees; the catalyst to their percolating love was formed with their mutually desperate [[weeaboo]] outcries for something more to hump than just a pillow. It doesn't take a genius to realize the e-relationship had been based on hours of lonely IRC [[PM]]ing and late-night Skype sessions.		The [[love]], according to Pory, was induced by the psychoactives her [[dealer\|doctor]] had given her. In reality, their love was as potent and pure as the jizz stains on Faust's dungarees; the catalyst to their percolating love was formed with their mutually desperate [[weeaboo]] outcries for something more to hump than just a pillow. It doesn't take a genius to realize the e-relationship had been based on hours of lonely IRC [[PM]]ing and late-night Skype sessions.

	Despite the phony excuse she made about drugs affecting her decision-making ability, she actively engaged in "[[sexting]]", which led them to [[cyber]] and discuss their horniness levels [[gross\|with great aplomb]]. He also stated that he wanted to go visit her for a "real romance," which she agreed to and they would both soon regret.		Despite the phony excuse she made about drugs affecting her decision-making ability, she actively engaged in "[[sexting]]", which led them to [[cyber]] and discuss their horniness levels [[gross\|with great aplomb]]. He also stated that he wanted to go visit her for a "real romance," which she agreed to and [[here come the lulz\|they would both soon regret]].

	'''[[raped\|The next two weeks were a blur.]]'''		'''[[raped\|The next two weeks were a blur.]]'''
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	==Breaking Up==		==Breaking Up==
			[[File:Lolinternetgirlfriend.PNG\|thumb\|{{align\|center\|''';_;'''}}]]
	{{quote\|Will you "troll" me?\|Faust, during a Skype chat}}		{{quote\|Will you "troll" me?\|Faust, during a Skype chat}}
	The breakup had occurred while Pory and Faust were planning their hookup in [[Canadia]]. Despite Pory being pressured into breaking up with Faust, he thought he still had a chance to [[virgin\|become a man]]. The Hilton he chose to stay at was unwilling to give him a refund for his reservation, so he went to the country anyway, hoping things would [[pity sex\|turn out good]] for him. At this time, it's believed Pory and Faust planned to break off the e-relationship in public to lose the attention of [[ED IRC]]ers and [[EDF]]ers. One theory is that Pory had only pretended she had broken things off and the two had never changed their plan to give eachother mutual pity sex. They are said to still communicate on Skype.		The breakup had occurred while Pory and Faust were planning their hookup in [[Canadia]]. Despite Pory being pressured into breaking up with Faust, he thought he still had a chance to [[virgin\|become a man]]. The Hilton he chose to stay at was unwilling to give him a refund for his reservation, so he went to the country anyway, hoping things would [[pity sex\|turn out good]] for him. At this time, it's believed Pory and Faust planned to break off the e-relationship in public to lose the attention of [[ED IRC]]ers and [[EDF]]ers. One theory is that Pory had only pretended she had broken things off and the two had never changed their plan to give eachother mutual pity sex. They are said to still communicate on Skype.
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	==[[desperate\|Meeting Up IRL]]==		==[[desperate\|Meeting Up IRL]]==
			[[File:Rouge dress 2.jpg\|thumb\|left\|[[user:Rouge\|Rouge]], the [[Transvestite\|man]] who allegedly gets Faust's sloppy seconds. She sure knows how to pick 'em, [[eh]]?]]
			[[File:Pory likes science projects.jpg\|thumb\|right\|She dumped him for the science fair.]]
	On Friday, June 25th, the two met in person. Neither of them knew what to expect from this, as they both lack experience in communicating with other humans [[IRL]]. Afraid to interact with another individual, she attempted to flee Faust's tender grip. However, Pory gave into temptation and surrendered her [[virginity\|dignity]] and gave him a pity fuck.		On Friday, June 25th, the two met in person. Neither of them knew what to expect from this, as they both lack experience in communicating with other humans [[IRL]]. Afraid to interact with another individual, she attempted to flee Faust's tender grip. However, Pory gave into temptation and surrendered her [[virginity\|dignity]] and gave him a pity fuck.

	The two are documented to have met once more after the initial encounter, probably due to the fact that they both desired to be together despite what other people thought of their [[hentai\|healthy relationship]]. Faust sent her a letter over which she wept at while reading and feeling ashamed that she had broken up with her [[CWC\|one true heartsweet]] in front of an [[you\|Internet audience]]. Notice how this letter is handwritten; something only [[gay\|romantic individuals]] do.		The two are documented to have met once more after the initial encounter, probably due to the fact that they both desired to be together despite what other people thought of their [[hentai\|healthy relationship]]. Faust sent her a letter over which she wept at while reading and feeling ashamed that she had broken up with her [[CWC\|one true heartsweet]] in front of an [[you\|Internet audience]]. Notice how this letter is handwritten; something only [[gay\|romantic individuals]] do.

	===~~The Letter~~===		This being a copy of the letter (note the faint tear stains):

			{{align\|center\|
			{{Bigpic\|Faust_letter_1.jpg\|700\|300\|First part of the letter.\|}}
			{{Bigpic\|Faust_letter_2.jpg\|700\|300\|Second part of the letter.\|}}
			}}

			===Transcription===
			[[File:Nobodyatmyparty.jpg\|thumb\|Their pitiful lives in colour.]]
	{{align\|center\|		{{align\|center\|
	{{Bigtext\|		{{Bigtext\|
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	Little do they both know that Pory's [[dox]] are incredibly easy to find, and so is a pic of her that is semi-[[fap]]able. Faust fails to recognise the oh so cliched cliches: "If you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves first," and "revenge is a dish best served cold." If you're a true badass, you'll dose your ex-honey with revenge galore without warning, including telling her neighbours about the amateur strip club contest she was involved in. If you're a pussy, you'll extort.		Little do they both know that Pory's [[dox]] are incredibly easy to find, and so is a pic of her that is semi-[[fap]]able. Faust fails to recognise the oh so cliched cliches: "If you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves first," and "revenge is a dish best served cold." If you're a true badass, you'll dose your ex-honey with revenge galore without warning, including telling her neighbours about the amateur strip club contest she was involved in. If you're a pussy, you'll extort.

			==TL;DR==

			'''This is what Faust expected to find when he met Pory IRL:'''

			[[File:Sexypory.jpg\|center\|400px]]

			'''This is what he got instead:'''

			[[File:Poryedf3.jpg\|center\|400px]]

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
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	File:Meaganemo2.jpg\|x________x		File:Meaganemo2.jpg\|x________x
	File:Meaganemo1.jpg\|So sad :(		File:Meaganemo1.jpg\|So sad :(
	File:Meaganr2.jpg\|Meagan Rooney confirmed for dyke.		File:Meaganr2.jpg\|[[user:Pory\|Meagan Rooney]] [[Confirmed For Brawl\|confirmed for dyke]].
	File:Meaganr1.jpg\|Notice how her eyes are looking in two different directions, much like a chameleon.		File:Meaganr1.jpg\|Notice how her eyes are looking in two different directions, much like a chameleon.
	File:Meagan rooney.jpg\|Bandannas make you look cool guise!		File:Meagan rooney.jpg\|Bandannas make you look cool guise!
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	File:Caesualstomachpump.jpg\|Just another [[Casual Friday\|Cæsual Friday]] of getting my stomach pumped.		File:Caesualstomachpump.jpg\|Just another [[Casual Friday\|Cæsual Friday]] of getting my stomach pumped.
	File:Kikyoscreen1.jpg\|<nowiki></nowiki>sigh skewls so hard it sucks i wish my problms wud just go away -.-		File:Kikyoscreen1.jpg\|<nowiki></nowiki>sigh skewls so hard it sucks i wish my problms wud just go away -.-
	File:Tetrisscreen.PNG\|[[~~Irony~~\|Screenshot of Faust raging about a weeaboo who lacks a girlfriend.]]		File:Tetrisscreen.PNG\|[[ironing\|Screenshot of Faust raging about a weeaboo who lacks a girlfriend.]]
	</gallery>}}		</gallery>}}


			[[File:Hiatus.PNG\|frame\|center\|Because apparently [[user:Pory\|someone]] cares.]]

	==See Also==		==See Also==

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	:''"Faust" redirects here. For the creator of the current [[My Little Pony]] franchise, see [[Lauren Faust]]''		:''"Faust" redirects here. For the creator of the current [[My Little Pony]] franchise, see [[Lauren Faust]]''

	~~[[File:FaustFaceClose.png\|thumb\|left\|This beard style is known as the [[Child_Abduction#Amber_Alerts\|Amber Alert]].]]~~
	[[File:JiltedDS FaustPory.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Faust and Pory are the first ever recipients of the Jilted DS Award!]]		[[File:JiltedDS FaustPory.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Faust and Pory are the first ever recipients of the Jilted DS Award!]]
	~~{{tocright}}~~
	~~[[File:Pory the fat weeaboo.jpg\|thumb\|left\|A weeaboo and a neckbeard, like a match made in heaven.]]~~

	The [[ED Forums]] have their fair share of [[lolcow]]s (a necessary part of healthy forum ecology), but among the [[retards]] and [[aspies]], two stand out as deserving their own article; those persons are '''[http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/member.php?u=1078%20Prof.%20Faust Prof. Faust]''' and '''[http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.ch/member.php?u=4426%20Kikyo%20Maaka Kikyo Maaka]'''.		The [[ED Forums]] have their fair share of [[lolcow]]s (a necessary part of healthy forum ecology), but among the [[retards]] and [[aspies]], two stand out as deserving their own article; those persons are '''[http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/member.php?u=1078%20Prof.%20Faust Prof. Faust]''' and '''[http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.ch/member.php?u=4426%20Kikyo%20Maaka Kikyo Maaka]'''.
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	Professor Heinrich Faust is an unlovable entity that foolishly came [[hugbox\|looking for love]] on [[ED IRC]].		Professor Heinrich Faust is an unlovable entity that foolishly came [[hugbox\|looking for love]] on [[ED IRC]].

	One day, ~~[[user:Pory\|a girl]]~~ [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/704258/Kikyo_Maaka who writes fanfiction] from her grandparents' basement annex (her parents live in her grandparents' basement) using the ~~[[pseudonym\|~~handle]] '''Pory''' (AKA [[inuyasha\|KikyoMaaka]] AKA [[weeaboo\|KikyoTenshi]] AKA Hello Link) wandered into ED IRC. Being a [[vagina\|gentle and sensitive soul]], she complimented Faust on his [[lol\|magnificent figure]]. He instantly fell in love with Pory. Heartbreak later ensued and their e-relationship is still to this day mocked in small corners of the [[Internet]] and generally serves as an example of [[Common sense\|what not to be in life]]. It's the ED version of Romeo and Juliet with even more lulz, and no [[suicide]]... yet.		One day, [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/704258/Kikyo_Maaka a girl who writes fanfiction] from her grandparents' basement annex (her parents live in her grandparents' basement) using the handle '''Pory''' (AKA [[inuyasha\|KikyoMaaka]] AKA [[weeaboo\|KikyoTenshi]] AKA Hello Link) wandered into ED IRC. Being a [[vagina\|gentle and sensitive soul]], she complimented Faust on his [[lol\|magnificent figure]]. He instantly fell in love with Pory. Heartbreak later ensued and their e-relationship is still to this day mocked in small corners of the [[Internet]] and generally serves as an example of [[Common sense\|what not to be in life]]. It's the ED version of Romeo and Juliet with even more lulz, and no [[suicide]]... yet.

	{{quote\|1=I'd have fucked him\|~~2=[[User:~~Pory~~\|Pory]]~~}}		{{quote\|1=I'd have fucked him\|Pory}}


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	==The Beginning==		==The Beginning==
	~~[[File:FaustInLoev.PNG\|thumb\|A [[GOTIS\|girl on the Internet]] loves me!~]]~~
	~~[[File:Flintstones-pills.png\|thumb\|left\|The real culprit, [[bullshit\|medicine]].]]~~
	The two had met during a [[Skype]] chat, along with two other EDiots. In the beginning not much was said between them due to how fucking boring they are as people, but one night he mustered up enough [[Blood Alcohol Content\|courage]] to strike up a conversation. Afterwards, the two commonly spoke every day to level up their [[Real life\|socializing]] points.		The two had met during a [[Skype]] chat, along with two other EDiots. In the beginning not much was said between them due to how fucking boring they are as people, but one night he mustered up enough [[Blood Alcohol Content\|courage]] to strike up a conversation. Afterwards, the two commonly spoke every day to level up their [[Real life\|socializing]] points.

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	==Pokemon love doesn't always end in middle school.==		==Pokemon love doesn't always end in middle school.==
	~~[[File:PorygonxFaust.PNG\|thumb\|left\|It's [[true]] love <3]]~~
	The [[love]], according to Pory, was induced by the psychoactives her [[dealer\|doctor]] had given her. In reality, their love was as potent and pure as the jizz stains on Faust's dungarees; the catalyst to their percolating love was formed with their mutually desperate [[weeaboo]] outcries for something more to hump than just a pillow. It doesn't take a genius to realize the e-relationship had been based on hours of lonely IRC [[PM]]ing and late-night Skype sessions.		The [[love]], according to Pory, was induced by the psychoactives her [[dealer\|doctor]] had given her. In reality, their love was as potent and pure as the jizz stains on Faust's dungarees; the catalyst to their percolating love was formed with their mutually desperate [[weeaboo]] outcries for something more to hump than just a pillow. It doesn't take a genius to realize the e-relationship had been based on hours of lonely IRC [[PM]]ing and late-night Skype sessions.

	Despite the phony excuse she made about drugs affecting her decision-making ability, she actively engaged in "[[sexting]]", which led them to [[cyber]] and discuss their horniness levels [[gross\|with great aplomb]]. He also stated that he wanted to go visit her for a "real romance," which she agreed to and ~~[[here come the lulz\|~~they would both soon regret]].		Despite the phony excuse she made about drugs affecting her decision-making ability, she actively engaged in "[[sexting]]", which led them to [[cyber]] and discuss their horniness levels [[gross\|with great aplomb]]. He also stated that he wanted to go visit her for a "real romance," which she agreed to and they would both soon regret.

	'''[[raped\|The next two weeks were a blur.]]'''		'''[[raped\|The next two weeks were a blur.]]'''
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	==Breaking Up==		==Breaking Up==
	~~[[File:Lolinternetgirlfriend.PNG\|thumb\|{{align\|center\|''';_;'''}}]]~~
	{{quote\|Will you "troll" me?\|Faust, during a Skype chat}}		{{quote\|Will you "troll" me?\|Faust, during a Skype chat}}
	The breakup had occurred while Pory and Faust were planning their hookup in [[Canadia]]. Despite Pory being pressured into breaking up with Faust, he thought he still had a chance to [[virgin\|become a man]]. The Hilton he chose to stay at was unwilling to give him a refund for his reservation, so he went to the country anyway, hoping things would [[pity sex\|turn out good]] for him. At this time, it's believed Pory and Faust planned to break off the e-relationship in public to lose the attention of [[ED IRC]]ers and [[EDF]]ers. One theory is that Pory had only pretended she had broken things off and the two had never changed their plan to give eachother mutual pity sex. They are said to still communicate on Skype.		The breakup had occurred while Pory and Faust were planning their hookup in [[Canadia]]. Despite Pory being pressured into breaking up with Faust, he thought he still had a chance to [[virgin\|become a man]]. The Hilton he chose to stay at was unwilling to give him a refund for his reservation, so he went to the country anyway, hoping things would [[pity sex\|turn out good]] for him. At this time, it's believed Pory and Faust planned to break off the e-relationship in public to lose the attention of [[ED IRC]]ers and [[EDF]]ers. One theory is that Pory had only pretended she had broken things off and the two had never changed their plan to give eachother mutual pity sex. They are said to still communicate on Skype.
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	==[[desperate\|Meeting Up IRL]]==		==[[desperate\|Meeting Up IRL]]==
	~~[[File:Rouge dress 2.jpg\|thumb\|left\|[[user:Rouge\|Rouge]], the [[Transvestite\|man]] who allegedly gets Faust's sloppy seconds. She sure knows how to pick 'em, [[eh]]?]]~~
	~~[[File:Pory likes science projects.jpg\|thumb\|right\|She dumped him for the science fair.]]~~
	On Friday, June 25th, the two met in person. Neither of them knew what to expect from this, as they both lack experience in communicating with other humans [[IRL]]. Afraid to interact with another individual, she attempted to flee Faust's tender grip. However, Pory gave into temptation and surrendered her [[virginity\|dignity]] and gave him a pity fuck.		On Friday, June 25th, the two met in person. Neither of them knew what to expect from this, as they both lack experience in communicating with other humans [[IRL]]. Afraid to interact with another individual, she attempted to flee Faust's tender grip. However, Pory gave into temptation and surrendered her [[virginity\|dignity]] and gave him a pity fuck.

	The two are documented to have met once more after the initial encounter, probably due to the fact that they both desired to be together despite what other people thought of their [[hentai\|healthy relationship]]. Faust sent her a letter over which she wept at while reading and feeling ashamed that she had broken up with her [[CWC\|one true heartsweet]] in front of an [[you\|Internet audience]]. Notice how this letter is handwritten; something only [[gay\|romantic individuals]] do.		The two are documented to have met once more after the initial encounter, probably due to the fact that they both desired to be together despite what other people thought of their [[hentai\|healthy relationship]]. Faust sent her a letter over which she wept at while reading and feeling ashamed that she had broken up with her [[CWC\|one true heartsweet]] in front of an [[you\|Internet audience]]. Notice how this letter is handwritten; something only [[gay\|romantic individuals]] do.

	~~This being a copy of the letter (note the faint tear stains):~~		===The Letter===

	~~{{align\|center\|~~
	~~{{Bigpic\|Faust_letter_1.jpg\|700\|300\|First part of the letter.\|}}~~
	~~{{Bigpic\|Faust_letter_2.jpg\|700\|300\|Second part of the letter.\|}}~~
	}}

	===~~Transcription~~===
	~~[[File:Nobodyatmyparty.jpg\|thumb\|Their pitiful lives in colour.]]~~
	{{align\|center\|		{{align\|center\|
	{{Bigtext\|		{{Bigtext\|
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	Little do they both know that Pory's [[dox]] are incredibly easy to find, and so is a pic of her that is semi-[[fap]]able. Faust fails to recognise the oh so cliched cliches: "If you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves first," and "revenge is a dish best served cold." If you're a true badass, you'll dose your ex-honey with revenge galore without warning, including telling her neighbours about the amateur strip club contest she was involved in. If you're a pussy, you'll extort.		Little do they both know that Pory's [[dox]] are incredibly easy to find, and so is a pic of her that is semi-[[fap]]able. Faust fails to recognise the oh so cliched cliches: "If you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves first," and "revenge is a dish best served cold." If you're a true badass, you'll dose your ex-honey with revenge galore without warning, including telling her neighbours about the amateur strip club contest she was involved in. If you're a pussy, you'll extort.

	~~==TL;DR==~~

	~~'''This is what Faust expected to find when he met Pory IRL:'''~~

	~~[[File:Sexypory.jpg\|center\|400px]]~~

	~~'''This is what he got instead:'''~~

	~~[[File:Poryedf3.jpg\|center\|400px]]~~

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
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	File:Meaganemo2.jpg\|x________x		File:Meaganemo2.jpg\|x________x
	File:Meaganemo1.jpg\|So sad :(		File:Meaganemo1.jpg\|So sad :(
	File:Meaganr2.jpg~~\|[[user:Pory~~\|Meagan Rooney~~]] [[Confirmed For Brawl\|~~confirmed for dyke]].		File:Meaganr2.jpg\|Meagan Rooney confirmed for dyke.
	File:Meaganr1.jpg\|Notice how her eyes are looking in two different directions, much like a chameleon.		File:Meaganr1.jpg\|Notice how her eyes are looking in two different directions, much like a chameleon.
	File:Meagan rooney.jpg\|Bandannas make you look cool guise!		File:Meagan rooney.jpg\|Bandannas make you look cool guise!
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	File:Caesualstomachpump.jpg\|Just another [[Casual Friday\|Cæsual Friday]] of getting my stomach pumped.		File:Caesualstomachpump.jpg\|Just another [[Casual Friday\|Cæsual Friday]] of getting my stomach pumped.
	File:Kikyoscreen1.jpg\|<nowiki></nowiki>sigh skewls so hard it sucks i wish my problms wud just go away -.-		File:Kikyoscreen1.jpg\|<nowiki></nowiki>sigh skewls so hard it sucks i wish my problms wud just go away -.-
	File:Tetrisscreen.PNG\|[[~~ironing~~\|Screenshot of Faust raging about a weeaboo who lacks a girlfriend.]]		File:Tetrisscreen.PNG\|[[Irony\|Screenshot of Faust raging about a weeaboo who lacks a girlfriend.]]
	</gallery>}}		</gallery>}}


	~~[[File:Hiatus.PNG\|frame\|center\|Because apparently [[user:Pory\|someone]] cares.]]~~

	==See Also==		==See Also==