Fake Christians - Revision history

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2013-09-24T07:33:35Z

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imported>Sburke: typofix

2013-09-24T07:33:35Z

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	==On the internet==		==On the internet==
	[[File:christfagsignature.png\|thumb\|A fake Christian in its natural habitat, this one is also a [[furfag]].]]		[[File:christfagsignature.png\|thumb\|A fake Christian in its natural habitat, this one is also a [[furfag]].]]
	On the internet, fake Christians are most commonly [[13-year-old-boys\|13-year-old~~-boy~~]] who have [[ADHD]] and pray to [[God]] every time someone says they are going to [[hack\|h4x]] them. They can often be found on [[deviantart]] and [[forums]] with [[less than 100\|less than 50]] active users, recognizable by the fact that they probably have something similar to "IM A CHRISTIAN COPY AND PASTE THIS TO UR SIGNATURE IF U R A CHRISTAN DONT COPY AND PASTE UF U LEIK [[satan\|SATEN]]" in their signature. They [[trying too hard\|try]] to be as Christian as possible, but end up looking like total [[retards]] because they:		On the internet, fake Christians are most commonly [[13-year-old-boys\|13-year-old boys]] who have [[ADHD]] and pray to [[God]] every time someone says they are going to [[hack\|h4x]] them. They can often be found on [[deviantart]] and [[forums]] with [[less than 100\|less than 50]] active users, recognizable by the fact that they probably have something similar to "IM A CHRISTIAN COPY AND PASTE THIS TO UR SIGNATURE IF U R A CHRISTAN DONT COPY AND PASTE UF U LEIK [[satan\|SATEN]]" in their signature. They [[trying too hard\|try]] to be as Christian as possible, but end up looking like total [[retards]] because they:

	* Quote the bible in every post they make.		* Quote the bible in every post they make.
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	* Say you're a [[india\|Hindu]].		* Say you're a [[india\|Hindu]].
	* Disagree with them.		* Disagree with them.
	* Say something (yes, it is that easy]		* Say something (yes, it is that easy).
	* Question the bible in any way.		* Question the bible in any way.
	* Ask if they are [[gay]].		* Ask if they are [[gay]].

imported>Hitmonchan: /* See also */

2013-09-06T04:19:51Z

imported>Hitmonchan: This shit needs work.

2013-09-06T04:17:52Z

This shit needs work.

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	'''Fake ~~christians~~''' may refer to two things~~, it~~ may either be a [[troll]] who pretends to be a [[~~christian~~]] in order to extract [[lulz]] from [[americunts\|conservatives]], or it may be a person who simply claims to be a ~~christian~~ but does not participate in [[Church\|any Christian activities]]. The ~~last mentioned~~ always have a completely wrong concept of the ~~bible~~ and often confuse Christianity for a [[Anonymous\|cult]].		'''Fake Christians''' may refer to two things. It may either be a [[troll]] who pretends to be a [[Christian]] in order to extract [[lulz]] from [[americunts\|conservatives]] and militant [[Atheist]]s that reveal their true nihilist colors on the religious folk, or it may be a person who simply claims to be a Christian but does not participate in [[Church\|any Christian activities]] because he claims he's too mature for a reach-around from the [[Pedobear\|Priest]]. The latter always have a completely wrong concept of the Bible and often confuse Christianity for a [[Anonymous\|cult]].

	==On the internet==		==On the internet==
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	==See also==		==See also==
	*[[Christfag]]		*[[Christfag]]

			{{Christianity}}
			{{Atheism}}

imported>Hipcrime: are you twelve?

2013-09-05T21:47:48Z

are you twelve?

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	'''Fake christians''' may refer to two things, it may either be a [[troll]] who pretends to be a [[christian]] in order to extract [[lulz]] from [[americunts\|~~conserlatives~~]], or it may be a person who simply claims to be a christian but does not participate in [[Church\|any Christian activities]]. The last mentioned always have a completely wrong concept of the bible and often confuse Christianity for a [[Anonymous\|cult]].		'''Fake christians''' may refer to two things, it may either be a [[troll]] who pretends to be a [[christian]] in order to extract [[lulz]] from [[americunts\|conservatives]], or it may be a person who simply claims to be a christian but does not participate in [[Church\|any Christian activities]]. The last mentioned always have a completely wrong concept of the bible and often confuse Christianity for a [[Anonymous\|cult]].

	==On the internet==		==On the internet==

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2013-09-05T21:01:32Z

grammar fix

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	'''Fake christians''' may refer to two things, it may either be a [[troll]] who pretends to be a [[christian]] in order to extract [[lulz]] from [[americunts\|conserlatives]]~~. Or~~ it may be a person who simply ~~claim~~ to be a christian but do not participate in [[Church\|any ~~christian~~ activities]]~~, the~~ last mentioned always have a completely wrong ~~clue about~~ the bible and often confuse ~~christianity~~ for a [[Anonymous\|cult]]		'''Fake christians''' may refer to two things, it may either be a [[troll]] who pretends to be a [[christian]] in order to extract [[lulz]] from [[americunts\|conserlatives]], or it may be a person who simply claims to be a christian but does not participate in [[Church\|any Christian activities]]. The last mentioned always have a completely wrong concept of the bible and often confuse Christianity for a [[Anonymous\|cult]].

	==On the internet==		==On the internet==
	[[File:christfagsignature.png\|thumb\|A fake ~~christian~~ in its natural habitat, this one is also a [[furfag]]]]		[[File:christfagsignature.png\|thumb\|A fake Christian in its natural habitat, this one is also a [[furfag]].]]
	on the internet, fake ~~christians~~ are most commonly [[13-year-old-boys\|13-year-old-boy]] who have [[ADHD]] and pray to [[~~god~~]] every time someone says they are going to [[hack\|h4x]] them~~, they~~ can often be found on [[deviantart]] and [[forums]] with [[less than 100\|less than 50]] active users, recognizable by the fact that they probably have something similar to "IM A CHRISTIAN COPY AND PASTE THIS TO UR SIGNATURE IF U R A CHRISTAN DONT COPY AND PASTE UF U LEIK [[satan\|SATEN]]" in their signature. They [[trying too hard\|try]] to be as ~~christian~~ as possible, but ~~ends~~ up looking like total [[retards]] because they:		On the internet, fake Christians are most commonly [[13-year-old-boys\|13-year-old-boy]] who have [[ADHD]] and pray to [[God]] every time someone says they are going to [[hack\|h4x]] them. They can often be found on [[deviantart]] and [[forums]] with [[less than 100\|less than 50]] active users, recognizable by the fact that they probably have something similar to "IM A CHRISTIAN COPY AND PASTE THIS TO UR SIGNATURE IF U R A CHRISTAN DONT COPY AND PASTE UF U LEIK [[satan\|SATEN]]" in their signature. They [[trying too hard\|try]] to be as Christian as possible, but end up looking like total [[retards]] because they:

	* ~~quote~~ the bible in every post they make		* Quote the bible in every post they make.
	* ~~threatens~~ to make ~~god~~ [[PWN]] you if they don't agree with you		* Threaten to make God [[PWN]] you if they don't agree with you.
	* ~~have~~ a biblical picture as an avatar		* Have a biblical picture as an avatar.

	in any sense, fake ~~christians~~ are a good source of lulz because they are easily trolled~~, fake christians~~ take [[religion]] far more [[the internet is serious business\|serious]] than any normal member of any religion ~~would do,~~ not even [[muslims]] are this easy to [[offended\|offend]]~~, if~~ they as much as see a thread regarding religion they will go into a [[nazi]] [[RAGE]] and bash all other religions expecting to convert everyone because they think they are just as good speakers as [[~~hitler~~]]. If your target turns out to not be easy to troll, you have probably ran into a [[christfag\|real ~~christian~~]], you fucking [[n00b]]		In any sense, fake Christians are a good source of lulz because they are easily trolled. Fake Christians take [[religion]] far more [[the internet is serious business\|serious]] than any normal member of any religion does; not even [[muslims]] are this easy to [[offended\|offend]]. If they so much as see a thread regarding religion they will go into a [[nazi]] [[RAGE]] and bash all other religions expecting to convert everyone because they think they are just as good speakers as [[Hitler]]. If your target turns out to not be easy to troll, you have probably ran into a [[christfag\|real Christian]], you fucking [[n00b]].

	===~~good~~ ways to troll them includes:===		===Good ways to troll them includes===
	* ~~spam~~ "GOD IS DEAD" and "JESUS IS A CUNT"		* Spam "GOD IS DEAD" and "JESUS IS A CUNT"
	* ~~say~~ you're an [[~~atheist~~]]		* Say you're an [[Atheist]].
	* ~~say~~ you're a ~~muslim~~		* Say you're a Muslim.
	* ~~say~~ you're a [[azn\|~~buddhist~~]]		* Say you're a [[azn\|Buddhist]].
	* ~~say~~ you're a [[india\|~~hindu~~]]		* Say you're a [[india\|Hindu]].
	* ~~disagree~~ with them		* Disagree with them.
	* ~~say~~ something (yes, it is that easy]		* Say something (yes, it is that easy]
	* ~~question~~ the bible in any way		* Question the bible in any way.
	* ~~ask~~ if they are [[gay]]		* Ask if they are [[gay]].

	[[raid\|/b/ackup]] is not needed here, because regardless of ~~wow~~, what, or when you say it, they will hit [[ALL CAPS]] and express their [[opinions\|bullshit]]		[[raid\|/b/ackup]] is not needed here, because regardless of who, what, or when you say it, they will hit [[ALL CAPS]] and express their [[opinions\|bullshit]].

	==Fake ~~christians~~ vs ~~christfags~~==		==Fake Christians vs Christfags==
	Despite their similar nature and tendencies, fake ~~christians~~ differ from regular ~~christfags~~ in many ways, the most important one being that ~~christfags~~ actually believe in god, while fake ~~christians~~ are simply underage [[~~agnostics~~]] who think Jesus was a [[Carlos Latuff\|superhero]]~~, another~~ difference is that [[lie\|regular ~~christfags~~ don't bash anyone with opinions different from their own]].		Despite their similar nature and tendencies, fake Christians differ from regular Christfags in many ways, the most important one being that Christfags actually believe in god, while fake Christians are simply underage [[Agnostics]] who think Jesus was a [[Carlos Latuff\|superhero]]. Another difference is that [[lie\|regular Christfags don't bash anyone with opinions different from their own]].

	==~~see~~ also==		==See also==
	*[[~~christfag~~]]		*[[Christfag]]

imported>Uberfukken: redlinks

2013-09-05T20:55:49Z

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	'''Fake christians''' may refer to two things, it may either be a [[troll]] who pretends to be a [[christian]] in order to extract [[lulz]] from [[americunts\|conserlatives]]. Or it may be a person who simply claim to be a christian but do not participate in [[Church\|any christian activities]], the last mentioned always have a completely wrong clue about the bible and often confuse christianity for a [[~~maskfag~~\|cult]]		'''Fake christians''' may refer to two things, it may either be a [[troll]] who pretends to be a [[christian]] in order to extract [[lulz]] from [[americunts\|conserlatives]]. Or it may be a person who simply claim to be a christian but do not participate in [[Church\|any christian activities]], the last mentioned always have a completely wrong clue about the bible and often confuse christianity for a [[Anonymous\|cult]]

	==On the internet==		==On the internet==
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	==Fake christians vs christfags==		==Fake christians vs christfags==
	Despite their similar nature and tendencies, fake christians differ from regular christfags in many ways, the most important one being that christfags actually believe in god, while fake christians are simply underage [[agnostics]] who think Jesus was a [[~~carlos latuff~~\|superhero]], another difference is that [[lie\|regular christfags don't bash anyone with opinions different from their own]].		Despite their similar nature and tendencies, fake christians differ from regular christfags in many ways, the most important one being that christfags actually believe in god, while fake christians are simply underage [[agnostics]] who think Jesus was a [[Carlos Latuff\|superhero]], another difference is that [[lie\|regular christfags don't bash anyone with opinions different from their own]].

	==see also==		==see also==
	*[[christfag]]		*[[christfag]]

imported>Uberfukken: moved Fake chistians to Fake Christians: spelling

2013-09-05T20:54:39Z

moved Fake chistians to Fake Christians: spelling

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	==See also==		==See also==
	*[[Christfag]]		*[[Christfag]]
			*[[JoshU2uber]]
			*[[Chronic Troll Syndrome]]


	{{Christianity}}		{{Christianity}}

	{{Atheism}}		{{Atheism}}