Fable - Revision history

imported>ZoneDart at 03:28, 18 June 2021

2021-06-18T03:28:40Z

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	*Fable Anniversary - A remaster using the Unreal engine. Manages to make the game even more tedious and buggy, adding no new content, while offering very dated graphics, all for a price tag of 60$ for a 10 year old game.		*Fable Anniversary - A remaster using the Unreal engine. Manages to make the game even more tedious and buggy, adding no new content, while offering very dated graphics, all for a price tag of 60$ for a 10 year old game.

	*Fable 4 - ~~HOLY SHIT NEW FABLE! Nothing about it is known~~.		*Fable 4 - Probably a Buggy as fuck, boring as fuck, underwhelming, over-hyped RPG for the Xbox Series X.

	== Fable ==		== Fable ==

imported>ZoneDart at 03:27, 18 June 2021

2021-06-18T03:27:10Z

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	*Fable Anniversary - A remaster using the Unreal engine. Manages to make the game even more tedious and buggy, adding no new content, while offering very dated graphics, all for a price tag of 60$ for a 10 year old game.		*Fable Anniversary - A remaster using the Unreal engine. Manages to make the game even more tedious and buggy, adding no new content, while offering very dated graphics, all for a price tag of 60$ for a 10 year old game.

			*Fable 4 - HOLY SHIT NEW FABLE! Nothing about it is known.

	== Fable ==		== Fable ==

imported>ZoneDart: There's already enough images

2021-05-23T12:23:02Z

There's already enough images

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imported>AlGore: /* Fable */

2016-12-02T05:41:19Z

Fable

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	Since all Fable games want the player to have a unique experience, the plot has to be [[Avatar\|wafer thin]] to compensate.		Since all Fable games want the player to have a unique experience, the plot has to be [[Avatar\|wafer thin]] to compensate.
	=== Fable ===		=== Fable ===
	Some little [[FakeSagan\|Orphan nancy boy]] is forced into adventuring after bandits invade his shitty little town and kidnap his bitch of a sister. Otherwise known as RPG storyline #13. Everything ~~the~~ happens after is down to the player, ~~therefore~~ it's always going to suck.		Some little [[FakeSagan\|Orphan nancy boy]] is forced into adventuring after bandits invade his shitty little town and kidnap his bitch of a sister. Otherwise known as RPG storyline #13. Everything that happens after the tutorial is down to the player, but the outcomes lead to the same results, just slight differences. Therefore, it's always going to suck.

	=== [[Fable 2\|Fable II]] ===		=== [[Fable 2\|Fable II]] ===

imported>AlGore: /* Fable II */

2016-09-10T19:28:09Z

Fable II

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	Some little [[FakeSagan\|Orphan nancy boy]] is forced into adventuring after bandits invade his shitty little town and kidnap his bitch of a sister. Otherwise known as RPG storyline #13. Everything the happens after is down to the player, therefore it's always going to suck.		Some little [[FakeSagan\|Orphan nancy boy]] is forced into adventuring after bandits invade his shitty little town and kidnap his bitch of a sister. Otherwise known as RPG storyline #13. Everything the happens after is down to the player, therefore it's always going to suck.

	=== Fable II ===		=== [[Fable 2\|Fable II]] ===
	500 years after Fable, shit is going down. The plot for this pile of wank is all over the place, some little [[sxephil\|cracker]] buys a magic box and it grants his wish which makes bad things happen. You have to stop these bad things etc. Lulz are most certainly not had.		500 years after Fable, shit is going down. The plot for this pile of wank is all over the place, some little [[sxephil\|cracker]] buys a magic box and it grants his wish which makes bad things happen. You have to stop these bad things etc. Lulz are most certainly not had.

	=== Fable III ===		=== Fable III ===
	50 years later, you dead. But now you're a new guy, so you not dead. Shit goes down hard and you eventually become king ([[feminism\|or queen]]) and have to do something about a giant black monster that's about to fuck up your shit. You either chose to be the good guy, and let the cunts you lead live happy lives - and die in a year, or be the bad guy make them work to fight off the monster - and they can live forever. Or you can have you cake and eat it too by investing in real estate.		50 years later, you dead. But now you're a new guy, so you not dead. Shit goes down hard and you eventually become king ([[feminism\|or queen]]) and have to do something about a giant black monster that's about to fuck up your shit. You either chose to be the good guy, and let the cunts you lead live happy lives - and die in a year, or be the bad guy make them work to fight off the monster - and they can live forever. Or you can have you cake and eat it too by investing in real estate.

imported>AlGore: /* Fable II */

2016-09-10T19:27:29Z

Fable II

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	A remastering of Fable and TLC, built on the Unreal 3 engine. The interface has been completely redesigned, resulting in a tedious and shitty experience on PC, along with being a 30gb download, compared to the original game's 4gb. It also adds "Heroic Mode", an optional difficulty rating meant to challenge players. In reality, all that happens is that you get no resurrection phials and enemies hit a little bit harder. The game is still easy enough that a toddler could beat it. They also added a fuckload of shitty DLC skins and [[Xbox 360]] avatar accessories for retards to waste 5 bucks on.		A remastering of Fable and TLC, built on the Unreal 3 engine. The interface has been completely redesigned, resulting in a tedious and shitty experience on PC, along with being a 30gb download, compared to the original game's 4gb. It also adds "Heroic Mode", an optional difficulty rating meant to challenge players. In reality, all that happens is that you get no resurrection phials and enemies hit a little bit harder. The game is still easy enough that a toddler could beat it. They also added a fuckload of shitty DLC skins and [[Xbox 360]] avatar accessories for retards to waste 5 bucks on.

	== Fable II ==		== [[Fable 2\|Fable II]] ==

	Peter Molynuex, after seeing the success of his previous fuck-ups, decided to fuck up again and make more money. Although this game is technically better than Fable in every way, it's still an [[Call of Duty\|overrated pile of fuck]]. Basically, take [[Oblivion]] and crap all over it, and you have Fable II.		Peter Molynuex, after seeing the success of his previous fuck-ups, decided to fuck up again and make more money. Although this game is technically better than Fable in every way, it's still an [[Call of Duty\|overrated pile of fuck]]. Basically, take [[Oblivion]] and crap all over it, and you have [[Fable 2\|Fable II]].

	[[Yahtzee]] sums up the wank pretty well:		[[Yahtzee]] sums up the wank pretty well:

imported>AlGore: /* The Games */

2016-09-10T19:21:28Z

The Games

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	*Fable: Lost Chapters - A slightly extended version of a buggy as fuck, boring as fuck, underwhelming, over-hyped RPG for Xbox and Mac OS X.		*Fable: Lost Chapters - A slightly extended version of a buggy as fuck, boring as fuck, underwhelming, over-hyped RPG for Xbox and Mac OS X.

	*Fable II - A Buggy as fuck, boring as fuck, underwhelming, over-hyped RPG for the Xbox 360.		*[[Fable 2\|Fable II]] - A Buggy as fuck, boring as fuck, underwhelming, over-hyped RPG for the Xbox 360.

	*Fable III - A Buggy as fuck, boring as fuck, underwhelming, over-hyped RPG for the Xbox 360 (Not to be mistaken for Fable II.)		*Fable III - A Buggy as fuck, boring as fuck, underwhelming, over-hyped RPG for the Xbox 360 (Not to be mistaken for Fable II.)

imported>AlGore: /* Fable */

2016-09-06T13:14:21Z

Fable

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	== Fable ==		== Fable ==
			{{quote\|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusion It's gonna be the best game ever.]\| [[Fucktard\|Peter Molyneux]]}}

	~~{{quote\|~~[~~http~~:~~//en~~.~~wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusion It's gonna be the best game ever.]~~\| ~~[[Fucktard~~\|Peter Molyneux]]}}		[[File:FableTLC-Head.jpg\|thumb\|right\|What should happen to Peter Molyneux.]]

	Back in the year 2000, when all games weren't completely fucking terrible, some dumbass called Peter Molyneux decided that he was going to design an RPG that wasn't like anything else currently on the market. Early in Fable's development, the developers called it "Project Ego", probably because someone couldn't shut the fuck up. The game took four years to be created, because Peter would change things up every five minutes. The plot is a stale, cliché-ridden, unoriginal fantasy setting with literally recycled ideas, probably because Molyneux thought his plot was so good it's worth reusing it over and over again, until finally someone admits it's good or commits suicide. [[Fact\|There are mentally impaired children who can write a better story line]].		Back in the year 2000, when all games weren't completely fucking terrible, some dumbass called Peter Molyneux decided that he was going to design an RPG that wasn't like anything else currently on the market. Early in Fable's development, the developers called it "Project Ego", probably because someone couldn't shut the fuck up. The game took four years to be created, because Peter would change things up every five minutes. The plot is a stale, cliché-ridden, unoriginal fantasy setting with literally recycled ideas, probably because Molyneux thought his plot was so good it's worth reusing it over and over again, until finally someone admits it's good or commits suicide. [[Fact\|There are mentally impaired children who can write a better story line]].
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	[[File:Fablequest.jpg\|right\|thumbnail\| Fuck this for good karma.]]		[[File:Fablequest.jpg\|right\|thumbnail\| Fuck this for good karma.]]
			[[File:FableTLC-BDSM.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Sex Slave Torture Chamber]]

	On his sister's birthday, a [[13-year-old boy]]'s village is raided by bandits; apparently killing the boy's entire peasant family. [[An Hero]], rescues the boy, seeing great potential in him, and [[Douchebag\|leaves everyone else to get stomped]]; this Pedo, trains the boy to become [[an Hero]] himself, at the [[Lol\|Heroes' Guild]]. Years pass; after honing his suicide skills, his trainer informs the Hero of a blind old gypsy hag living among a bandit camp near the ruins of his pwned village, and advises the Hero to infiltrate the bandit camp and commit faggorty. To the Hero's surprise, the blind old gypsy hag is actually his older sister who was taken in by the bandits and turned into a sex slave. After a showdown with the bandits, the Hero is given the choice to [[buttsecks]] or pity the fools.		On his sister's birthday, a [[13-year-old boy]]'s village is raided by bandits; apparently killing the boy's entire peasant family. [[An Hero]], rescues the boy, seeing great potential in him, and [[Douchebag\|leaves everyone else to get stomped]]; this Pedo, trains the boy to become [[an Hero]] himself, at the [[Lol\|Heroes' Guild]]. Years pass; after honing his suicide skills, his trainer informs the Hero of a blind old gypsy hag living among a bandit camp near the ruins of his pwned village, and advises the Hero to infiltrate the bandit camp and commit faggorty. To the Hero's surprise, the blind old gypsy hag is actually his older sister who was taken in by the bandits and turned into a sex slave. After a showdown with the bandits, the Hero is given the choice to [[buttsecks]] or pity the fools.

imported>AlGore: /* Fable: The Lost Chapters */

2016-08-12T08:37:59Z

Fable: The Lost Chapters

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	In The Lost Chapters [[Retard\|special]] edition, the story continues. After the defeat of Spartcaus, the Hero must find passage to [[World of Warcraft\|Northrend]] to aid a legendary hero named [[World of Warcraft\|Arthas]] in stopping an [[Girlvinyl\|known great evil from returning]]. Should the hero have discarded the sword of faggorty, he will have the opportunity to gain the sword of the pussybitch, a sword of similar design and power but equally gay. After a series of quests revolving around stupid shit, it is learned that [[Lame\|Spartacus has returned]]. He must then [[Copypasta\|defeat Spartacus again]], but now [[LOL WUT\|Spartacus is dragon]]. So now the bad guy has scales and shit. After the Hero fucks Spartacus, he uses his massive urethra to capture Spartacus's soul, with some dude telling him that the battle is not over and that he must [[An Hero\|an Hero]] himself in order to finally kill Spartacus. The hero then has the final choice of offing himself on camera - being consumed by lolz - or offing himself in public, making lolz last forever. [[Original\|Original]], [[Srsly\|nearly gave me a heart attack]].		In The Lost Chapters [[Retard\|special]] edition, the story continues. After the defeat of Spartcaus, the Hero must find passage to [[World of Warcraft\|Northrend]] to aid a legendary hero named [[World of Warcraft\|Arthas]] in stopping an [[Girlvinyl\|known great evil from returning]]. Should the hero have discarded the sword of faggorty, he will have the opportunity to gain the sword of the pussybitch, a sword of similar design and power but equally gay. After a series of quests revolving around stupid shit, it is learned that [[Lame\|Spartacus has returned]]. He must then [[Copypasta\|defeat Spartacus again]], but now [[LOL WUT\|Spartacus is dragon]]. So now the bad guy has scales and shit. After the Hero fucks Spartacus, he uses his massive urethra to capture Spartacus's soul, with some dude telling him that the battle is not over and that he must [[An Hero\|an Hero]] himself in order to finally kill Spartacus. The hero then has the final choice of offing himself on camera - being consumed by lolz - or offing himself in public, making lolz last forever. [[Original\|Original]], [[Srsly\|nearly gave me a heart attack]].

			== Fable: Anniversary ==
			[[File:BRIDGESTILLDOWN.jpg\|thumb\|right\|That goddamn bridge is STILL down!]]

			A remastering of Fable and TLC, built on the Unreal 3 engine. The interface has been completely redesigned, resulting in a tedious and shitty experience on PC, along with being a 30gb download, compared to the original game's 4gb. It also adds "Heroic Mode", an optional difficulty rating meant to challenge players. In reality, all that happens is that you get no resurrection phials and enemies hit a little bit harder. The game is still easy enough that a toddler could beat it. They also added a fuckload of shitty DLC skins and [[Xbox 360]] avatar accessories for retards to waste 5 bucks on.

	== Fable II ==		== Fable II ==

imported>AlGore: /* The Games */

2016-08-12T08:21:25Z

The Games

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	= The Games =		= The Games =
	There are currently three Fable games on the market, ~~four~~ if you include the wankstain money-grabbing Lost Chapters.		There are currently three Fable games on the market, five if you include the wankstain money-grabbing Lost Chapters and the remaster, Fable Anniversary.

	*Fable - A buggy as fuck, boring as fuck, underwhelming, over-hyped RPG for Xbox and Mac OS X.		*Fable - A buggy as fuck, boring as fuck, underwhelming, over-hyped RPG for Xbox and Mac OS X.
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	*Fable III - A Buggy as fuck, boring as fuck, underwhelming, over-hyped RPG for the Xbox 360 (Not to be mistaken for Fable II.)		*Fable III - A Buggy as fuck, boring as fuck, underwhelming, over-hyped RPG for the Xbox 360 (Not to be mistaken for Fable II.)

			*Fable Anniversary - A remaster using the Unreal engine. Manages to make the game even more tedious and buggy, adding no new content, while offering very dated graphics, all for a price tag of 60$ for a 10 year old game.

	== Fable ==		== Fable ==
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	== Fable III ==		== Fable III ==
	See Fable II.		See Fable II.


	= Plot =		= Plot =

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	== Fable ==		== Fable ==
			{{quote\|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusion It's gonna be the best game ever.]\| [[Fucktard\|Peter Molyneux]]}}

	~~{{quote\|~~[~~http~~:~~//en~~.~~wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusion It's gonna be the best game ever.]~~\| ~~[[Fucktard~~\|Peter Molyneux]]}}		[[File:FableTLC-Head.jpg\|thumb\|right\|What should happen to Peter Molyneux.]]

	Back in the year 2000, when all games weren't completely fucking terrible, some dumbass called Peter Molyneux decided that he was going to design an RPG that wasn't like anything else currently on the market. Early in Fable's development, the developers called it "Project Ego", probably because someone couldn't shut the fuck up. The game took four years to be created, because Peter would change things up every five minutes. The plot is a stale, cliché-ridden, unoriginal fantasy setting with literally recycled ideas, probably because Molyneux thought his plot was so good it's worth reusing it over and over again, until finally someone admits it's good or commits suicide. [[Fact\|There are mentally impaired children who can write a better story line]].		Back in the year 2000, when all games weren't completely fucking terrible, some dumbass called Peter Molyneux decided that he was going to design an RPG that wasn't like anything else currently on the market. Early in Fable's development, the developers called it "Project Ego", probably because someone couldn't shut the fuck up. The game took four years to be created, because Peter would change things up every five minutes. The plot is a stale, cliché-ridden, unoriginal fantasy setting with literally recycled ideas, probably because Molyneux thought his plot was so good it's worth reusing it over and over again, until finally someone admits it's good or commits suicide. [[Fact\|There are mentally impaired children who can write a better story line]].
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	[[File:Fablequest.jpg\|right\|thumbnail\| Fuck this for good karma.]]		[[File:Fablequest.jpg\|right\|thumbnail\| Fuck this for good karma.]]
			[[File:FableTLC-BDSM.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Sex Slave Torture Chamber]]

	On his sister's birthday, a [[13-year-old boy]]'s village is raided by bandits; apparently killing the boy's entire peasant family. [[An Hero]], rescues the boy, seeing great potential in him, and [[Douchebag\|leaves everyone else to get stomped]]; this Pedo, trains the boy to become [[an Hero]] himself, at the [[Lol\|Heroes' Guild]]. Years pass; after honing his suicide skills, his trainer informs the Hero of a blind old gypsy hag living among a bandit camp near the ruins of his pwned village, and advises the Hero to infiltrate the bandit camp and commit faggorty. To the Hero's surprise, the blind old gypsy hag is actually his older sister who was taken in by the bandits and turned into a sex slave. After a showdown with the bandits, the Hero is given the choice to [[buttsecks]] or pity the fools.		On his sister's birthday, a [[13-year-old boy]]'s village is raided by bandits; apparently killing the boy's entire peasant family. [[An Hero]], rescues the boy, seeing great potential in him, and [[Douchebag\|leaves everyone else to get stomped]]; this Pedo, trains the boy to become [[an Hero]] himself, at the [[Lol\|Heroes' Guild]]. Years pass; after honing his suicide skills, his trainer informs the Hero of a blind old gypsy hag living among a bandit camp near the ruins of his pwned village, and advises the Hero to infiltrate the bandit camp and commit faggorty. To the Hero's surprise, the blind old gypsy hag is actually his older sister who was taken in by the bandits and turned into a sex slave. After a showdown with the bandits, the Hero is given the choice to [[buttsecks]] or pity the fools.