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imported>JuniusThaddeus: Repairing collapsible.

2017-07-17T13:07:02Z

Repairing collapsible.

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	''Evony'', doing what any devout Scientologists would do when their bullshit is exposed, are threatening Everiss with lolsuits and sending out e-mails to their users attempting to discredit him. Bruce has more spine than [[You\|most bloggers]] however, and is not about to back down to this lot of filthy Co$ chinks.		''Evony'', doing what any devout Scientologists would do when their bullshit is exposed, are threatening Everiss with lolsuits and sending out e-mails to their users attempting to discredit him. Bruce has more spine than [[You\|most bloggers]] however, and is not about to back down to this lot of filthy Co$ chinks.

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	From: Valerie <valerie@evony.com>		From: Valerie <valerie@evony.com>

imported>LulzKiller at 06:31, 25 February 2016

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	*[http://www.bruceongames.com/2009/07/16/is-evony-malware/ Is Evony Malware?]		*[http://www.bruceongames.com/2009/07/16/is-evony-malware/ Is Evony Malware?]
	*[http://www.nfopocalypse.com/index.php/2009/05/13/civony-gold-farmers-go-first-party/ In a nutshell.]		*[http://www.nfopocalypse.com/index.php/2009/05/13/civony-gold-farmers-go-first-party/ In a nutshell.]
	*~~[http://gawker.com/5313579/everything-wrong-with-the-internet-in-one-gaming-banner-ad-campaign/gallery/~~ False advertising bawwwing.]		*{{archive\|sWJ0I\|False advertising bawwwing.}}
	*[http://mu.ranter.net/civony/civony-update-free-game-apparently-funded-by-thousands-of-stupid-world-of-warcraft-players ''Evony/Civony'' funded by DUMB ''WORLD OF WARCRAFT'' PLAYERS.]		*[http://mu.ranter.net/civony/civony-update-free-game-apparently-funded-by-thousands-of-stupid-world-of-warcraft-players ''Evony/Civony'' funded by DUMB ''WORLD OF WARCRAFT'' PLAYERS.]
	*[http://www.bruceongames.com/2009/07/31/queen-of-evony-competition/ Oh, apparently only fat chicks play MMOs.]		*[http://www.bruceongames.com/2009/07/31/queen-of-evony-competition/ Oh, apparently only fat chicks play MMOs.]

imported>CheezyMintz: /* Don't do it. It's a huge fucking waste of time and not any fun. */

2013-02-16T13:47:24Z

Don't do it. It's a huge fucking waste of time and not any fun.

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imported>CheezyMintz: /* Don't do it. It's a huge fucking waste of time and not any fun. */

2013-02-16T13:47:24Z

Don't do it. It's a huge fucking waste of time and not any fun.

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imported>CheezyMintz: /* Don't do it. It's a huge fucking waste of time and not any fun. */

2013-02-16T13:47:24Z

Don't do it. It's a huge fucking waste of time and not any fun.

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imported>CheezyMintz: /* Don't do it. It's a huge fucking waste of time and not any fun. */

2013-02-16T13:47:24Z

Don't do it. It's a huge fucking waste of time and not any fun.

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	The game will tell you there are 10,000 or 50,000 or however many people on your server, but it's a lie. 99% of those accounts are people who saw the stupid ads, logged on for 2 minutes and realized it was a waste of time and never came back. In reality there are only 7 different people playing on your server with you; all 7 of these people have like 500 accounts each, some in your alliance so they know when you go to sleep so they can attack you and steal your resources.		The game will tell you there are 10,000 or 50,000 or however many people on your server, but it's a lie. 99% of those accounts are people who saw the stupid ads, logged on for 2 minutes and realized it was a waste of time and never came back. In reality there are only 7 different people playing on your server with you; all 7 of these people have like 500 accounts each, some in your alliance so they know when you go to sleep so they can attack you and steal your resources.

	Once you get your town up and running, you're going to have to make a bunch of multi-accounts in order to keep feeding yourself food, lumber, stone, iron and gold. It's impossible to play this game with only one account. Everyone cheats. If you don't cheat, you can't feed or build an army and you die. You will be repeating this process over and over again until you give all your money to Evony ~~and are~~ broke and die alone surrounded by empty soda cans and dirty socks you were fapping into while waiting for all your shit to finish.		Once you get your town up and running, you're going to have to make a bunch of multi-accounts in order to keep feeding yourself food, lumber, stone, iron and gold. It's impossible to play this game with only one account. Everyone cheats. If you don't cheat, you can't feed or build an army and you die. You will be repeating this process over and over again until you give all your money to Evony, become broke, and die alone surrounded by empty soda cans and dirty socks you were fapping into while waiting for all your shit to finish.

	== Deceptive & Lying Ads ==		== Deceptive & Lying Ads ==

imported>Gray: /* Quotes */

2012-12-04T15:25:49Z

Quotes

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	== Quotes ==		== Quotes ==
	<center>{{frame\|{{morphquote\|evonyquotes\|background-color: #D2F7F8~~; width: 900px; height: 200px~~;\|font-weight: none;\|I will sheepishly admit that [[dumb\|I am an Evony player]] and a [[dumb\|female]]; and the players who give a damn are all aware of the issues and have been bombarding the forums and mods with requests for change. Believe me, I hate those ads both as a gamer and as a girl and it makes it to where I can’t tell anyone that I even play the game if I want to save face.		<center>{{frame\|{{morphquote\|evonyquotes\|background-color: #D2F7F8;\|font-weight: none;\|I will sheepishly admit that [[dumb\|I am an Evony player]] and a [[dumb\|female]]; and the players who give a damn are all aware of the issues and have been bombarding the forums and mods with requests for change. Believe me, I hate those ads both as a gamer and as a girl and it makes it to where I can’t tell anyone that I even play the game if I want to save face.
	''The bottom line is that we complain, we rant, we get a warning, and then we hear that the change is coming but have yet to see it.''\|[http://www.bruceongames.com/2009/07/15/more-about-evony/ TheGirlWhoWouldBeQueen]\|None of that advertising has the slightest thing to do with the game, where there are no Queens, no love interests, and no willing hand-maidens wanting you to “play me now, oh Lord”, but hey, I guess it gets the clickthroughs (or it did before everyone became completely inured to them).\|[http://www.arksark.org/blog/2009/07/05/evony-a-patchwork-of-stolen-parts/ Arkenor, blogger]\|hah [[Retarded\|i]] dont give a shiz about Jew being [[Rape\|scam or fraud]] cause its f ing fun!!!!\| YouTuber SuSaN5494, HAY GUYZ RAEP IS FUN}}\|border=#F2E6B0\|background=#D2F7F8}}</center>		''The bottom line is that we complain, we rant, we get a warning, and then we hear that the change is coming but have yet to see it.''\|[http://www.bruceongames.com/2009/07/15/more-about-evony/ TheGirlWhoWouldBeQueen]\|None of that advertising has the slightest thing to do with the game, where there are no Queens, no love interests, and no willing hand-maidens wanting you to “play me now, oh Lord”, but hey, I guess it gets the clickthroughs (or it did before everyone became completely inured to them).\|[http://www.arksark.org/blog/2009/07/05/evony-a-patchwork-of-stolen-parts/ Arkenor, blogger]\|hah [[Retarded\|i]] dont give a shiz about Jew being [[Rape\|scam or fraud]] cause its f ing fun!!!!\| YouTuber SuSaN5494, HAY GUYZ RAEP IS FUN}}\|border=#F2E6B0\|background=#D2F7F8}}</center>

imported>DekoMan91: Hid missing images; adding to talk page.

2012-04-06T21:19:03Z

Hid missing images; adding to talk page.

imported>Limexialia at 21:11, 30 July 2011

2011-07-30T21:11:53Z

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	{{quote\|<big>'''This game is the [[Pun\|breast]] ever'''</big>\|[[User:Cows\|Cows]]}}		{{quote\|<big>'''This game is the [[Pun\|breast]] ever'''</big>\|[[User:Cows\|Cows]]}}
	{{spoiler\|~~HOLY SHIT~~ THE ADVERTISEMENTS ABOUT THIS GAME HAVE THE HOTTEST TITS EVAR!!!1!11!one}}		{{spoiler\|THE ADVERTISEMENTS ABOUT THIS GAME HAVE THE HOTTEST TITS EVAR!!!1!11!one}}

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	#Plow on and on, your sense of fun and achievement getting staler and staler.		#Plow on and on, your sense of fun and achievement getting staler and staler.
	#Get gang raped by other players who have either been playing longer or are paying real money.		#Get gang raped by other players who have either been playing longer or are paying real money.
			#Get the dicktits pwned out of you by other people in game on your balls.
	#????		#????
	#[[Ragequit]]!!		#[[Ragequit]]!!

imported>Limexialia at 17:54, 15 July 2011

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	{{quote\|<big>'''This game is the [[Pun\|breast]] ever'''</big>\|[[User:Cows\|Cows]]}}		{{quote\|<big>'''This game is the [[Pun\|breast]] ever'''</big>\|[[User:Cows\|Cows]]}}
			{{spoiler\|HOLY SHIT THE ADVERTISEMENTS ABOUT THIS GAME HAVE THE HOTTEST TITS EVAR!!!1!11!one}}

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	[[Image:Evonyad1.png\|thumb\|left\|Lured into [[fail]] by tits.]]		[[Image:Evonyad1.png\|thumb\|left\|Lured into [[fail]] by tits.]]
	[[Image:Evonyad3.png\|thumb\|right\|Wait, what game are we playing again?]]		[[Image:Evonyad3.png\|thumb\|right\|Wait, what game are we playing again?]]
	[[Image:EvonyBNP.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Vote BNP- Play Evony!]]		<!-- [[Image:EvonyBNP.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Vote BNP- Play Evony!]] -->

	#Start doing the easy quests for instant rewards.		#Start doing the easy quests for instant rewards.
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	Image:Plants-Vs-Zombies-Evony-parody.jpg\|[http://www.bruceongames.com/2009/07/29/evony-advert-ridiculed-by-popcap/ ''Plants Vs. Zombies''] has the [[lulz\|right idea]].		Image:Plants-Vs-Zombies-Evony-parody.jpg\|[http://www.bruceongames.com/2009/07/29/evony-advert-ridiculed-by-popcap/ ''Plants Vs. Zombies''] has the [[lulz\|right idea]].
	Image:Bloonsevonyad.jpg\|And so does ''Bloons Tower Defense''!		Image:Bloonsevonyad.jpg\|And so does ''Bloons Tower Defense''!
	Image:Aq_worlds_mocks_evony.png\| [[AQ Worlds]] [[gay\|does not.]]		<!-- Image:Aq_worlds_mocks_evony.png\| [[AQ Worlds]] [[gay\|does not.]] -->
	Image:Evony_parody.png\|The ads in a nutshell.		Image:Evony_parody.png\|The ads in a nutshell.
	Image:Evony_eq2_wow_parody.jpg\|It's only a matter of time before they [[Steal\|skank]] shit from [[EQ2]] and [[WoW]]!		Image:Evony_eq2_wow_parody.jpg\|It's only a matter of time before they [[Steal\|skank]] shit from [[EQ2]] and [[WoW]]!
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	==Open Letter to Evony==		==Open Letter to Evony==
	[[Image:Goatsevony.png\|thumb\|300px\|right\|''Evony'''s advertisers broaden their horizons]]		<!-- [[Image:Goatsevony.png\|thumb\|300px\|right\|''Evony'''s advertisers broaden their horizons]] -->
	Hello:		Hello: