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Slim shady: /* Not to be confused with */

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Not to be confused with

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	==Not to be confused with==		==Not to be confused with==
	*[[Edarem]] -undead pedo from Channel 9		*[[Edarem]] -undead pedo from Channel 9
			*[[Slim Shady]] -the the better version of him

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	Eminem's debut album was called ''"[[Infinity\|Infinite]]"'', and it was released in [[1990s\|1996]]. However, he did not attain fame until a few years later, when he released a vastly inferior album. This trend has continued to the point where now Eminem's older albums are outselling any new albums he's since released, as he slowly circles the sell out's drain and becomes ever increasingly cucked by Universal who doesn't allow their artists to be controversial.		Eminem's debut album was called ''"[[Infinity\|Infinite]]"'', and it was released in [[1990s\|1996]]. However, he did not attain fame until a few years later, when he released a vastly inferior album. This trend has continued to the point where now Eminem's older albums are outselling any new albums he's since released, as he slowly circles the sell out's drain and becomes ever increasingly cucked by Universal who doesn't allow their artists to be controversial.

	Early in his career, before being ball gagged by his betters, Eminem racked up a lot of attention, [[drama]] and triggered the fuck out of [[old media]] by casually taking on every macabre subject imaginable, from [[incest]], child cannibalism, [[Mass Shooting\|mass shootings]] (such as [[Columbine]]), [[serial killers]], [[NSA\|assassinating the president]], his self-repressed [[homosexuality]] and even moar. Those times are long passed though and he's since become more corporate than controversial, now fully accepted by the [[NORPs]] and muzzled by mainstream media, he's become your dad's rap artist, an aging relic no longer relevant in counter-culture.		Early in his career, before being ball gagged by his betters, Eminem racked up a lot of attention, [[drama]] and triggered the fuck out of [[old media]] by casually taking on every macabre subject imaginable, from [[incest]], child cannibalism, [[Mass Shooting\|mass shootings]] (such as [[Columbine]]), [[serial killers]], [[NSA\|assassinating the president]], his self-repressed [[homosexuality]] and even moar. Those times are long passed though, since slim shady stopped possesing him, and he's since become more corporate than controversial, now fully accepted by the [[NORPs]] and muzzled by mainstream media, he's become your dad's rap artist, an aging relic no longer relevant in counter-culture.

	{{quote\|I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?\|Actual Eminem quote}}		{{quote\|I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?\|Actual Eminem quote}}

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	'''Eminem''' or '''EMINƎM''' ([[Powerword\|Marshall Bruce Mathers III]]), also known as '''€minem''', '''Slim Shady (eminem isnt actually slim shady, slim shady is the ~~voiced~~ in his mirror that mocks his niggertry every night)'''<ref><nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1bklziBkJg</nowiki></ref><ref><nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrduKhabvzU</nowiki></ref> '''M&M''' and '''The White Nigger''' is an American [[Wigger\|hip-hop artist]] widely known for his extreme rapping skillz, and as the first wigger famous for releasing an [[original]] track that reached the mainstream. This was done to encourage Aryans to dabble in nigger-"music" and its inevitable cultural consequences of depraved criminality. This Jew experiment was a success, with lasting consequences from which society is still reeling.		'''Eminem''' or '''EMINƎM''' ([[Powerword\|Marshall Bruce Mathers III]]), also known as '''€minem''', '''Slim Shady (eminem isnt actually slim shady, slim shady is the voice in his mirror that mocks his niggertry every night)'''<ref><nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1bklziBkJg</nowiki></ref><ref><nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrduKhabvzU</nowiki></ref> '''M&M''' and '''The White Nigger''' is an American [[Wigger\|hip-hop artist]] widely known for his extreme rapping skillz, and as the first wigger famous for releasing an [[original]] track that reached the mainstream. This was done to encourage Aryans to dabble in nigger-"music" and its inevitable cultural consequences of depraved criminality. This Jew experiment was a success, with lasting consequences from which society is still reeling.

	Eminem's debut album was called ''"[[Infinity\|Infinite]]"'', and it was released in [[1990s\|1996]]. However, he did not attain fame until a few years later, when he released a vastly inferior album. This trend has continued to the point where now Eminem's older albums are outselling any new albums he's since released, as he slowly circles the sell out's drain and becomes ever increasingly cucked by Universal who doesn't allow their artists to be controversial.		Eminem's debut album was called ''"[[Infinity\|Infinite]]"'', and it was released in [[1990s\|1996]]. However, he did not attain fame until a few years later, when he released a vastly inferior album. This trend has continued to the point where now Eminem's older albums are outselling any new albums he's since released, as he slowly circles the sell out's drain and becomes ever increasingly cucked by Universal who doesn't allow their artists to be controversial.

Slim shady: Slim shady and eminem are completley different people dummy

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Slim shady and eminem are completley different people dummy

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	'''Eminem''' or '''EMINƎM''' ([[Powerword\|Marshall Bruce Mathers III]]), also known as '''€minem''', '''Slim Shady''', '''M&M''' and '''The White Nigger''' is an American [[Wigger\|hip-hop artist]] widely known for his extreme rapping skillz, and as the first wigger famous for releasing an [[original]] track that reached the mainstream. This was done to encourage Aryans to dabble in nigger-"music" and its inevitable cultural consequences of depraved criminality. This Jew experiment was a success, with lasting consequences from which society is still reeling.		'''Eminem''' or '''EMINƎM''' ([[Powerword\|Marshall Bruce Mathers III]]), also known as '''€minem''', '''Slim Shady (eminem isnt actually slim shady, slim shady is the voiced in his mirror that mocks his niggertry every night)'''<ref><nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1bklziBkJg</nowiki></ref><ref><nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrduKhabvzU</nowiki></ref> '''M&M''' and '''The White Nigger''' is an American [[Wigger\|hip-hop artist]] widely known for his extreme rapping skillz, and as the first wigger famous for releasing an [[original]] track that reached the mainstream. This was done to encourage Aryans to dabble in nigger-"music" and its inevitable cultural consequences of depraved criminality. This Jew experiment was a success, with lasting consequences from which society is still reeling.

	Eminem's debut album was called ''"[[Infinity\|Infinite]]"'', and it was released in [[1990s\|1996]]. However, he did not attain fame until a few years later, when he released a vastly inferior album. This trend has continued to the point where now Eminem's older albums are outselling any new albums he's since released, as he slowly circles the sell out's drain and becomes ever increasingly cucked by Universal who doesn't allow their artists to be controversial.		Eminem's debut album was called ''"[[Infinity\|Infinite]]"'', and it was released in [[1990s\|1996]]. However, he did not attain fame until a few years later, when he released a vastly inferior album. This trend has continued to the point where now Eminem's older albums are outselling any new albums he's since released, as he slowly circles the sell out's drain and becomes ever increasingly cucked by Universal who doesn't allow their artists to be controversial.

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	[[File:fatasseminem.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[http://www.factfiend.com/that-time-some-kids-didnt-recognise-eminem-because-he-was-too-fat/ Not-so-slim Shady] ]]		[[File:fatasseminem.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[http://www.factfiend.com/that-time-some-kids-didnt-recognise-eminem-because-he-was-too-fat/ Not-so-slim Shady] ]]

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	==Background==		==Background==
	[[File:Eminem_in_the_pay_of_jew_weinstein.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|So much for your SJW cred, wigger]]		[[File:Eminem_in_the_pay_of_jew_weinstein.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|So much for your SJW cred, wigger]]
	Eminem grew up in the [[Detroit]] area, a predominantly black festering ~~shit hole~~ that's been run by Democrats for over a ~~half~~ century~~, he~~ was a major spaz growing up, like all severely autistic and shit, he wound up picked on and pushed around a lot as a result. His home life wasn't much better, growing up fatherless and continually fucked in the head by his ~~drugged up~~ mother who treated him like a living pharmaceutical experiment.		Eminem grew up in the [[Detroit]] area, a predominantly black, festering [[shithole]] that's been run by Democrats for over half a century. He was a major spaz growing up, like all severely autistic and shit, [[Sob story\|he wound up picked on and pushed around a lot as a result]]. His home life wasn't much better, growing up fatherless and continually fucked in the head by his junkiewhore mother who treated him like a living pharmaceutical experiment.

	His uncle introduced him to rap one day, likely after introducing his mouth to his uncle's cock flute, which is what inspired him to start incessantly rapping about fags and likely what drove his uncle to kill himself shortly thereafter when he realized his child bone smuggling operation was going to wind up exposed as a result of this retard who couldn't keep his rap trap shut.		His uncle introduced him to [[Rape\|rap]] one day, likely after introducing his mouth to his uncle's cock flute, which is what inspired him to start incessantly rapping about fags and likely what drove his uncle to kill himself shortly thereafter when he realized his child bone smuggling operation was going to wind up exposed as a result of this retard who couldn't keep his rap trap shut.

	~~Early on~~ his ability to rap resembled that of a paraplegic's ability to walk and he spent most of his early adulthood trying to impress drunken ~~party goers~~ at ghetto clubs who probably never even bothered to remember his name, much less their ~~name~~ or where they were even at as they were probably all ~~hooked on crack~~. Eventually he caught the eye of Dr. Dre who saw a potential market in "white boi rap" and pimped the little bitch out with some blockbuster beat tracks that allowed Eminem to gain undeserved fame.		It was clear from the get-go that his ability to rap resembled that of a paraplegic's ability to walk and he spent most of his early adulthood trying to impress drunken partygoers at [[ghetto]] clubs who probably never even bothered to remember his name, much less their own names or where they were even at as they were probably all simultaneously drunk ''and'' cracked out. Eventually he caught the eye of Dr. Dre who saw a potential market in "white boi rap" and pimped the little bitch out with some blockbuster beat tracks that allowed Eminem to gain undeserved fame.
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	==Fall From Fame==		==Fall From Fame==
	[[File:Eminem and jew manager paul rosenberg.png\|thumb\|right\|200px\|The Jew at [[Rap\|work]]]]		[[File:Eminem and jew manager paul rosenberg.png\|thumb\|right\|200px\|The Jew at [[Rap\|work]]]]
	As a result of his spotlight stealing sellout act Eminem gained worldwide recognition and attention, ~~partly~~ as a result of Dr. Dre using him as a living butt puppet (in more ways than one) and partly as a result of the crazy/spazy shit he autisically popped off while popping pills~~, he~~ soon became a faux figurehead in ~~counter~~-culture. Effectively the rap equivalent of a Che Guevara t-shirt, our little "rap God" was continually and ~~constantly painted up~~ as some purveyor of provoking commentary as his corporate controllers slowly brought the bitch to heel, he eventually became just another sad sellout, whose entire life is more horseshit and hype than hopeful happenstance out of a ghetto hell hole. Eminem didn't break free from the underbelly of society... he just became its simpering, whiny little whore job. He got out of the gutter by selling his sweet ass off to the highest bidder, who eventually ~~cucked~~ the bitch and muzzled him like a dog.		As a result of his spotlight stealing sellout act Eminem gained worldwide recognition and attention, largely as a result of Dr. Dre using him as a living butt puppet (in more ways than one) and partly as a result of the crazy/spazy shit he autisically popped off while popping pills. He soon became a faux figurehead in mock-edgy white mainstream culture. Effectively the rap equivalent of a Che Guevara t-shirt, our little "rap God" was continually and histrionically portrayed as some purveyor of provoking commentary. But as his corporate controllers slowly brought the bitch to heel, he eventually became just another sad [[sellout]], whose entire life is more horseshit and hype than hopeful happenstance out of a ghetto hell hole. Eminem didn't break free from the underbelly of society... he just became its [[Pussybitch\|simpering, whiny little whore job]]. He got out of the gutter by selling his [[No\|sweet]] ass off to the highest bidder, who eventually [[cuck]]ed the bitch and muzzled him like a dog.
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	[[File:Img-moby-03 132122498518.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|Eminem was convinced everyone would see him as a real toughie by kicking this guy's ass]]		[[File:Img-moby-03 132122498518.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|Eminem was convinced everyone would see him as a real toughie by kicking this guy's ass.]]

	[[Image:Christina-Aguilera-red-stage-outfit.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|Eminem is gay. He'd rather fight her than try to fuck her]]		[[Image:Christina-Aguilera-red-stage-outfit.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|Eminem is gay. He'd rather fight her than try to fuck her.]]

	Being like every ~~rich~~, white kid to come before him, Eminem wanted to show off all 3 of his [[Man\|big boy]] hairs and decided to copy the [[Nigger\|Black Man]] by getting into a feud with someone so he could look like a bad-ass.<br>		Being like every [[typical]], white kid to come before him, Eminem wanted to show off all 3 of his [[Man\|big boy]] hairs and decided to copy the [[Nigger\|Black Man]] by getting into a feud with someone so he could look like a bad-ass.<br>

	So who'd he pick, some West Coast Gansta Rapper from Compton? Some steroid shooting prison rapper? Maybe he went after some Heroin needle rider from a grunge band? NO! Being the bleached white bitch that he is Eminem, back in 2002, picked two of the safest people on the planet. He picked Moby, a bald [[music\|techno-music]] ~~fagot~~ that looks like Charlie Brown getting chemo that any girl, picked at random, could ~~kick his ass~~ and Triumph The Insult Comic Dog, a rubber puppet of a dog with a hand up his ass or what rappers and music critics would say describes the working relationship between Eminem and Dr. Dre. <br>		So who'd he pick, some West Coast Gansta Rapper from Compton? Some steroid shooting prison rapper? Maybe he went after some Heroin needle rider from a grunge band? NO! Being the bleached white bitch that he is Eminem, back in 2002, picked two of the safest people on the planet. He picked Moby, a bald [[music\|techno-music]] faggot that looks like [[Cancer Jesus\|Charlie Brown getting chemo]] that any girl, picked at random, could [[pwn]] and Triumph The Insult Comic Dog, a rubber puppet of a dog with a hand up his ass or what rappers and music critics would say describes the working relationship between Eminem and Dr. Dre. <br>

	Most people put this moment as the begining of Eminem's Fall From Fame because for all his bitching about being bullied and made fun of while growing up as a [[Nerd\|nerdy]] white kid in [[Detroit]] in his songs that he had to resort to [[bully\|bullying]] the least threatening person at the VMAs.<br>		Most people put this moment as the begining of Eminem's Fall From Fame because for all his bitching about being bullied and made fun of while growing up as a [[Nerd\|nerdy]] white kid in [[Detroit]] in his songs that he had to resort to [[bully\|bullying]] the least threatening person at the VMAs.<br>
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	{{Quote\|Everyone, please. Let's all try to be easy on Eminem. At the end of the day, he's just another white guy trying to make an honest living… stealing black people's music.\|Triumph The Insult Comic Dog}}		{{Quote\|Everyone, please. Let's all try to be easy on Eminem. At the end of the day, he's just another white guy trying to make an honest living… stealing black people's music.\|Triumph The Insult Comic Dog}}

	Picking the least threatening people to feud with seems to be par-for-the-course with Eminem because before Moby and Triumph The Insult Comic Dog, his first real big feud was with Christina Aguilera when in his shit-fest rhyme ''The Real Slim Shady'' he decided to tell her that he liked her by running up to her on the playground and punching her in the arm when he accused her of sucking off Carson Daly, to get her videoes into high rotation on MTV, and Fred Durst [[Just Because]] she's a whore and Fred has a dick.<br>		Picking the least threatening people to feud with seems to be par-for-the-course with Eminem because before Moby and Triumph The Insult Comic Dog, his first real big feud was with [[Spic\|Christina Aguilera]] when in his shit-fest rhyme ''The Real Slim Shady'' he decided to tell her that he liked her by running up to her on the playground and punching her in the arm when he accused her of sucking off Carson Daly, to get her videoes into high rotation on MTV, and Fred Durst [[Just Because]] she's a whore and Fred has a dick.<br>

	As most ~~have come to~~ expect, Eminem got his ass handed to him when Christina answered him back, using the same ''Slim Shady'' beat and said that he could be rapping about her sucking his dick if he could have lasted long enough for her to get his zipper down.<br>		As most would expect, Eminem got his ass handed to him when Christina answered him back, using the same ''Slim Shady'' beat and said that he could be rapping about her sucking his dick if he could have lasted long enough for her to get his zipper down.<br>

	This was mostly played off as a joke in the news and in entertainment magazines so nothing really came out of it. It's only after a history of watching Eminem going after some of the least likely people, mostly women, so he can call himself a bad ass, such as [[Pedophile\|Michael Jackson]], [[Crazy\|Mariah Carey]] and [[Scientology\|Wil Smith]] that you start to see a pattern from him and that he's completely serious.<br>		This was mostly played off as a joke in the news and in entertainment magazines so nothing really came out of it. It's only after a history of watching Eminem going after some of the least likely people, mostly women, so he can call himself a bad ass, such as [[Pedophile\|Michael Jackson]], [[Crazy\|Mariah Carey]] and [[Scientology\|Wil Smith]] that you start to see a pattern from him and that he's completely serious.<br>
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	{{quote\|1=It’s my artistic license to express myself. Last time I checked, Trump isn't an artist and doesn't have an artistic license. I'm not the fuckin' president.\|2=[https://www.billboard.com/articles/news/magazine-feature/8095496/eminem-paul-rosenberg-interview-billboard-cover-story-2018 Eminem]\|3=on [[Donald Trump\|Donald Trump's]] lack of an artistic license}}		{{quote\|1=It’s my artistic license to express myself. Last time I checked, Trump isn't an artist and doesn't have an artistic license. I'm not the fuckin' president.\|2=[https://www.billboard.com/articles/news/magazine-feature/8095496/eminem-paul-rosenberg-interview-billboard-cover-story-2018 Eminem]\|3=on [[Donald Trump\|Donald Trump's]] lack of an artistic license}}

	On October 19, [[2016]], Eminem released a shitty freestyle titled "Campaign Speech" in a desperate attempt to stay relevant and reclaim his self-declared title of "rap god". To help promote his latest album, the release date coincided with the third presidential debate and nineteen days before the [[2016 Election\|presidential election]]~~. The~~ main subject being politics, as if we didn't have enough of that shit. He throws many insults towards (or in wigger terminology, disses) [[Donald Trump]] and expresses devotion to many in the [[social justice]] crowd in order to appease his new fanbase. Eminem [[trying too hard\|tries hard]] to interject socially relevant commentary, the end result being 8 minutes of simply rhyming with numerous two dollar words that don't make any logical sense with one another. Naturally this track was well received by [[William Atchison\|his old fanbase]], which was expecting more rapping about slapping a bitch, and other ~~nigger rap~~ themes.		On October 19, [[2016]], Eminem released a shitty freestyle titled "Campaign Speech" in a desperate attempt to stay relevant and reclaim his self-declared title of "rap god". To help promote his latest album, the release date coincided with the third presidential debate and nineteen days before the [[2016 Election\|presidential election]]; the main subject being politics, as if we didn't have enough of that shit. He throws many insults towards (or in wigger terminology, disses) [[Drumpf\|Donald Trump]] and expresses devotion to many in the [[social justice]] crowd in order to appease his new fanbase. Eminem [[trying too hard\|tries hard]] to interject socially relevant commentary, the end result being 8 minutes of simply rhyming with numerous two dollar words that don't make any logical sense with one another. Naturally this track was well received by [[William Atchison\|his old fanbase]], which was expecting more rapping about slapping a bitch, and other themes relevant to [[Niggers\|persons of color]].

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			{{Timeline\|Featured article February 21 & 22, [[2019]]\|[[Maxine Waters]]\|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]\|[[DINDUNUFFIN]]}}

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	Eminem's debut album was called ''"[[Infinity\|Infinite]]"'', and it was released in [[1990s\|1996]]. However, he did not attain fame until a few years later, when he released a vastly inferior album. This trend has continued to the point where now Eminem's older albums are outselling any new albums he's since released, as he slowly circles the sell out's drain and becomes ever increasingly cucked by Universal who doesn't allow their artists to be controversial.		Eminem's debut album was called ''"[[Infinity\|Infinite]]"'', and it was released in [[1990s\|1996]]. However, he did not attain fame until a few years later, when he released a vastly inferior album. This trend has continued to the point where now Eminem's older albums are outselling any new albums he's since released, as he slowly circles the sell out's drain and becomes ever increasingly cucked by Universal who doesn't allow their artists to be controversial.

	Early in his career, before being ball gagged by his betters, Eminem racked up a lot of attention, [[drama]] and triggered the fuck out of [[old media]] by casually taking on every macabre subject imaginable, from [[incest]], child cannibalism, [[Mass Shooting\|mass shootings]] (such as [[Columbine]]), [[serial killers]], [[NSA\|assassinating the president]], his self-repressed [[homosexuality]] and even moar. Those times are long passed though and he's since become more corporate than controversial, now fully accepted by the [[NORPs]] and muzzled by mainstream media, he's become your dad's rap artist, an aging relic no longer relevant in counter-culture.		Early in his career, before being ball gagged by his betters, Eminem racked up a lot of attention, [[drama]] and triggered the fuck out of [[old media]] by casually taking on every macabre subject imaginable, from [[incest]], child cannibalism, [[Mass Shooting\|mass shootings]] (such as [[Columbine]]), [[serial killers]], [[NSA\|assassinating the president]], his self-repressed [[homosexuality]] and even moar. Those times are long passed though, since slim shady stopped possesing him, and he's since become more corporate than controversial, now fully accepted by the [[NORPs]] and muzzled by mainstream media, he's become your dad's rap artist, an aging relic no longer relevant in counter-culture.

	{{quote\|I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?\|Actual Eminem quote}}		{{quote\|I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?\|Actual Eminem quote}}