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imported>CurtainMan: "World of electric trees"

2023-12-13T01:17:34Z

"World of electric trees"

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2023-12-13T01:17:34Z

"World of electric trees"

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	Even as [[you]] read this, eBaum's World is planning the destruction of [[over 9,000]] different targets worldwide with their ability to [[Fox News\|explode vans]] of all kinds with cyber-[[telekinesis]]. [[Some argue]] that they have the ability to access any page on the tubes at any time, with a single keystroke. They routinely [[masturbate]] to [[CP\|naked pictures of your children]] that they took using your own digital camera. [[Noone]] is safe.		Even as [[you]] read this, eBaum's World is planning the destruction of [[over 9,000]] different targets worldwide with their ability to [[Fox News\|explode vans]] of all kinds with cyber-[[telekinesis]]. [[Some argue]] that they have the ability to access any page on the tubes at any time, with a single keystroke. They routinely [[masturbate]] to [[CP\|naked pictures of your children]] that they took using your own digital camera. [[Noone]] is safe.

			Given that "Baum" is the German word for "tree", the website name can be translated into "world of electric trees".

	On a lighter note, all raids performed by any sect of Anonymous is automatically the work of eBaum's World. [[Rule 34\|No exceptions.]]		On a lighter note, all raids performed by any sect of Anonymous is automatically the work of eBaum's World. [[Rule 34\|No exceptions.]]

imported>Rvdog815 at 01:59, 1 September 2023

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	[[Goons]] Altf4 and [[Lemon Demon\|Trapezoid]] decided that, as 80's children's cartoons had taught them, they could help change their shitty little slice of the internet world through the power of [[gay\|song]]. What they came up with sounds like a cross between hair metal and a hobo breaking into a piano convention, and the accompanying flash animation is more like an [[MS Paint]] slideshow. Angry [[goons]] and other eBaum's enemies, however, ate the entire thing up.		[[Goons]] Altf4 and [[Lemon Demon\|Trapezoid]] decided that, as 80's children's cartoons had taught them, they could help change their shitty little slice of the internet world through the power of [[gay\|song]]. What they came up with sounds like a cross between hair metal and a hobo breaking into a piano convention, and the accompanying flash animation is more like an [[MS Paint]] slideshow. Angry [[goons]] and other eBaum's enemies, however, ate the entire thing up.

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	~~<youtube>BijChf8ROJU</youtube>~~
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	After a while, eBaum decided he would no longer tolerate the existence of ~~'''~~{{wayback\|http://ebaumsworldsucks.com/\|20051108104335\|title=ebaumsworldsucks.com}}~~'''~~ and threatened the owners, saying "I'm going to own this domain in 72 hours either way bro," ([[sic]]). The SA goons promptly laughed. eBaum then got in contact with AltF4, the creator of the flash, pleading with him to take it down. The SA goons, after they finished jerking each other off, then started a LiveJournal community, {{ljcomm\|ebaumsucks}}, which is currently trying to make a list of everything that eBaum has stolen. <s>The chatlog can be read ~~'''~~{{wayback\|http://www.elohtibbar.com/\|20060116052111\|title=ebombchat.txt here}}~~'''~~.</s>		{{frame\|<youtube>BijChf8ROJU</youtube>\|margin=auto}}


			After a while, eBaum decided he would no longer tolerate the existence of {{wayback\|http://ebaumsworldsucks.com/\|20051108104335\|title=ebaumsworldsucks.com}} and threatened the owners, saying "I'm going to own this domain in 72 hours either way bro," ([[sic]]). The SA goons promptly laughed. eBaum then got in contact with AltF4, the creator of the flash, pleading with him to take it down. The SA goons, after they finished jerking each other off, then started a LiveJournal community, {{ljcomm\|ebaumsucks}}, which is currently trying to make a list of everything that eBaum has stolen. <s>The chatlog can be read {{wayback\|http://www.elohtibbar.com/\|20060116052111\|title=ebombchat.txt here}}.</s>

	The site now lies in purgatory, as everyone realized that protesting eBaum's thievery is like holding a rally against bad traffic: everybody hates it, but it's too prevalent to destroy.		The site now lies in purgatory, as everyone realized that protesting eBaum's thievery is like holding a rally against bad traffic: everybody hates it, but it's too prevalent to destroy.
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	==eBaum vs [[YTMND]]==		==eBaum vs [[YTMND]]==

	In January of 2006, the powers that be at eBaum's World lifted an image from a user at YTMND. In the late hours of Saturday, January 7th, irate YTMND users [http://ebaumsraid.ytmnsfw.com/ launched an attack] against the eBaum's World forums. '''{{archive\|xnsnj\|[[Something Awful]]}}''', [[Fark]], [[4chan]], LUELinks, [[Gaia Online]], ''VG Cats'', [https://genmay.com/ Gen[M<nowiki>]</nowiki>ay], and even [[Wikipedia]] ~~[[Wikipedia:Ebaum~~%~~27s world~~#~~Controversy~~\|was used]] to get the message out: "[[Internet drama\|War]] [[All your base are belong to us\|was beginning!]]"		In January of 2006, the powers that be at eBaum's World lifted an image from a user at YTMND. In the late hours of Saturday, January 7th, irate YTMND users [http://ebaumsraid.ytmnsfw.com/ launched an attack] against the eBaum's World forums. '''{{archive\|xnsnj\|[[Something Awful]]}}''', [[Fark]], [[4chan]], LUELinks, [[Gaia Online]], ''VG Cats'', [https://genmay.com/ Gen[M<nowiki>]</nowiki>ay], and even [[Wikipedia]] '''{{wikilink\|EBaum%27s_World#Copyright_infringement_and_controversy\|was used}}''' to get the message out: "[[Internet drama\|War]] [[All your base are belong to us\|was beginning!]]"

	eBaum's World barred its doors to new forum users, and the [[n00bs]] began to use .bat files with ping commands to [[Denial of Service\|DoS]] eBaum's World in an attempt to bring it down. This attack barely dented the bandwidth usage at eBaum's World - a site that encourages hotlinking to their stolen [[image macro]]s as its main form of advertising.		eBaum's World barred its doors to new forum users, and the [[n00bs]] began to use .bat files with ping commands to [[Denial of Service\|DoS]] eBaum's World in an attempt to bring it down. This attack barely dented the bandwidth usage at eBaum's World - a site that encourages hotlinking to their stolen [[image macro]]s as its main form of advertising.
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	The YTMND webmaster, Jew, posted an [https://ytmnd.com/news/?news_id=13 announcement] on the main page strictly forbidding sites about [[Denial of Service\|DDoS]]. This seriously impaired the internets [[Jihad]] against eBaum's World, as their main source of getting the message across was blocked. This didn't stop enraged YTMND fans from fighting back, though, as they crafted a cunning script that '''{{archive\|uftle\|constantly downloads and refreshes}}''' the stolen Lindsay Lohan image from eBaum's server.		The YTMND webmaster, Jew, posted an [https://ytmnd.com/news/?news_id=13 announcement] on the main page strictly forbidding sites about [[Denial of Service\|DDoS]]. This seriously impaired the internets [[Jihad]] against eBaum's World, as their main source of getting the message across was blocked. This didn't stop enraged YTMND fans from fighting back, though, as they crafted a cunning script that '''{{archive\|uftle\|constantly downloads and refreshes}}''' the stolen Lindsay Lohan image from eBaum's server.

	After Bauman sent two [http://baumanletters.ytmnsfw.com/ "cease and desist"] emails, containing poor grammar and even a "[[LOL]]", max finally had enough. He posted a hilarious and witty ~~'''~~{{wayback\|http://maxrocksmysocks.ytmnd.com/\|20060113024529\|title=email}}~~'''~~ that totally pwned eBaum's World in general. Also, the original YTMND user that created the original Lohan image started sending cease and desist letters to eBaum's World. It was enough, and eBaum's World finally admitted defeat by [http://wewon.ytmnsfw.com/ removing] the Lohan image. Since max keeps his word he's keeping his part of the deal and he's going to delete every site that has "eBaum" in the title at midnight. But not that he'd delete every eBaum site, just the ones with "eBaum" in the title. [[ALL CAPS\|THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!]]		After Bauman sent two [http://baumanletters.ytmnsfw.com/ "cease and desist"] emails, containing poor grammar and even a "[[LOL]]", max finally had enough. He posted a hilarious and witty {{wayback\|http://maxrocksmysocks.ytmnd.com/\|20060113024529\|title=email}} that totally pwned eBaum's World in general. Also, the original YTMND user that created the original Lohan image started sending cease and desist letters to eBaum's World. It was enough, and eBaum's World finally admitted defeat by [http://wewon.ytmnsfw.com/ removing] the Lohan image. Since max keeps his word he's keeping his part of the deal and he's going to delete every site that has "eBaum" in the title at midnight. But not that he'd delete every eBaum site, just the ones with "eBaum" in the title. [[ALL CAPS\|THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!]]

	That second week of January, 2006 will long be remembered as the day that the most [[gay\|limp-wristed]] [[forum]] [[war]] in history was fought and won, by YTMND's [[drugs\|cracked-out]] users. It will also be remembered as a day when eBaum's World finally was humiliated for being [[Wikipedia\|a website full of hacks]].		That second week of January, 2006 will long be remembered as the day that the most [[gay\|limp-wristed]] [[forum]] [[war]] in history was fought and won, by YTMND's [[drugs\|cracked-out]] users. It will also be remembered as a day when eBaum's World finally was humiliated for being [[Wikipedia\|a website full of hacks]].
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	==eBaum's Host Company Shuts Down==		==eBaum's Host Company Shuts Down==
	~~'''~~{{wayback\|http://blog.ebaum.tv/2009/01/welcome.html\|20090201153020\|title=ZVUE, the owner of eBaum's World, is shutting down all of their offices}}~~'''~~. The economy does its best work since Circuit City got liquidated.		{{wayback\|http://blog.ebaum.tv/2009/01/welcome.html\|20090201153020\|title=ZVUE, the owner of eBaum's World, is shutting down all of their offices}}. The economy does its best work since Circuit City got liquidated.

	==eBaum moves to ebaumnation.com, formerly known as [[It's a trap\|ebaum.tv]]==		==eBaum moves to ebaumnation.com, formerly known as [[It's a trap\|ebaum.tv]]==
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	==eBaum's World and Whatup TV==		==eBaum's World and Whatup TV==

	In December of 2010, a website called ~~'''~~{{wayback\|http://www.whatup.tv/\|20101205105600\|title=Whatup TV}}~~'''~~ emerged with a meta troll-based business model of stealing content exclusively from Ebaumsworld.com to parody its practices. Upon being [http://forum.ebaumnation.com/showthread.php?56531-How-do-you-explain-yourself-out-of-this-one&highlight=whatup.tv discovered], Whatup TV responded by replacing all Ebaumsworld videos with [https://www.google.com/search?q=fat+man+shoots+gun ebaumsworld.flv], but leaving the thumbnails intact. This additional trolling fell on deaf ears, however, as the content of "Fat Man Shoots Gun" is spiritually, allegorically and literally equivalent to the content of all Ebaumsworld videos anyway, and Ebaumsworld users couldn't tell that anything had been replaced.		In December of 2010, a website called {{wayback\|http://www.whatup.tv/\|20101205105600\|title=Whatup TV}} emerged with a meta troll-based business model of stealing content exclusively from Ebaumsworld.com to parody its practices. Upon being [http://forum.ebaumnation.com/showthread.php?56531-How-do-you-explain-yourself-out-of-this-one&highlight=whatup.tv discovered], Whatup TV responded by replacing all Ebaumsworld videos with [https://www.google.com/search?q=fat+man+shoots+gun ebaumsworld.flv], but leaving the thumbnails intact. This additional trolling fell on deaf ears, however, as the content of "Fat Man Shoots Gun" is spiritually, allegorically and literally equivalent to the content of all Ebaumsworld videos anyway, and Ebaumsworld users couldn't tell that anything had been replaced.

	== See also ==		== See also ==

	* [[Anonymous]]		*[[Anonymous]]
	* [[Copyright]]		*[[Copyright]]
	* [[EBWFGame1]]		*[[EBWFGame1]]
	* [[Race Guy]]		*[[Race Guy]]
	* [[Todd Goldman]]		*[[Todd Goldman]]
	* [[Watermark]]		*[[Watermark]]

	== External links ==		== External links ==

	* [http://ebaumsworld.com/ eBaum's World] - Hope you like pop-ups.		*[http://ebaumsworld.com/ eBaum's World] - Hope you like pop-ups.
	* [https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/276616 eBaum's World Theme Song] - Credit goes to [[goons]] Altf4 and Trapezoid.		*[https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/276616 eBaum's World Theme Song] - Credit goes to [[goons]] Altf4 and Trapezoid.
	* [https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/ Albino Black Sheep] - Like eBaum's World, <s>but doesn't suck</s> or steal content.		*[https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/ Albino Black Sheep] - Like eBaum's World, <s>but doesn't suck</s> or steal content.
	* [http://baumanletters.ytmnsfw.com/ Dramatic reading] - Dramatic reading of Neil Baumans emails to [[Ytmnd]] in the great [[Lindsay Lohan]] war of 2006.		*[http://baumanletters.ytmnsfw.com/ Dramatic reading] - Dramatic reading of Neil Baumans emails to [[Ytmnd]] in the great [[Lindsay Lohan]] war of 2006.

imported>Rvdog815: updating links/archive

2023-08-05T21:48:59Z

updating links/archive

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imported>Rvdog815: updating links/archive

2023-08-05T21:48:59Z

updating links/archive

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	As previously noted, ''everything'' "hosted" on eBaum's World was created elsewhere, usually humor sites like [[Fark]], [[Something Awful]], [[4chan]], [[Albino Black Sheep]], [[Newgrounds]], [[YTMND]], or even [[LiveJournal]]. It has been theorized that eBaum has even stolen old content from himself, which of course was previously stolen. Upon noticing a recent update featuring a years-old [[Something_Awful#Comedy_Goldmine\|comedy goldmine]], [[goons]] organized a massive [[rape\|forum invasion]] and brought parts of eBaum's World to its knees by repeatedly [[spam]]ming [[catchphrases]] and complaining about eBaum's lack of a [[penis\|conscience]]. In retaliation, eBaum inserted a snippet of code into every page on his site that requested files from Something Awful's servers. This brought the forums down for five minutes until Radium, the admin who sleeps with SA's servers, returned and changed some file and ended the sloppy [[denial of service]] attack that eBaum had begun.		As previously noted, ''everything'' "hosted" on eBaum's World was created elsewhere, usually humor sites like [[Fark]], [[Something Awful]], [[4chan]], [[Albino Black Sheep]], [[Newgrounds]], [[YTMND]], or even [[LiveJournal]]. It has been theorized that eBaum has even stolen old content from himself, which of course was previously stolen. Upon noticing a recent update featuring a years-old [[Something_Awful#Comedy_Goldmine\|comedy goldmine]], [[goons]] organized a massive [[rape\|forum invasion]] and brought parts of eBaum's World to its knees by repeatedly [[spam]]ming [[catchphrases]] and complaining about eBaum's lack of a [[penis\|conscience]]. In retaliation, eBaum inserted a snippet of code into every page on his site that requested files from Something Awful's servers. This brought the forums down for five minutes until Radium, the admin who sleeps with SA's servers, returned and changed some file and ended the sloppy [[denial of service]] attack that eBaum had begun.

	[[Goons]] Altf4 and Trapezoid decided that, as 80's children's cartoons had taught them, they could help change their shitty little slice of the internet world through the power of [[gay\|song]]. What they came up with sounds like a cross between hair metal and a hobo breaking into a piano convention, and the accompanying flash animation is more like an [[MS Paint]] slideshow. Angry [[goons]] and other eBaum's enemies, however, ate the entire thing up.		[[Goons]] Altf4 and [[Lemon Demon\|Trapezoid]] decided that, as 80's children's cartoons had taught them, they could help change their shitty little slice of the internet world through the power of [[gay\|song]]. What they came up with sounds like a cross between hair metal and a hobo breaking into a piano convention, and the accompanying flash animation is more like an [[MS Paint]] slideshow. Angry [[goons]] and other eBaum's enemies, however, ate the entire thing up.

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2018-07-16T11:08:38Z

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	[[Serious Fucking Business\|All-pervasive and insidious]], at the bleakest, semen-stained heart of the internet lies eBaum's World, the Agent Smith of the [[Matrix]] which stamps the [[watermark]] of [[Satan\|the beast]] upon everything [[virgin\|pure]] and ruins lives, one life-shattering [[raid]] at a time. Cyber-insurgents swearing [[fellatio\|fealty]] to their fell chieftain Eric Bauman, in collusion with the [[Jews]] and the [[china\|Republic of Chinkdom]], have covered the whole of the internets with [[bot]]s, [[CSIII\|hackers]], [[internet police\|virtual pigs]], and [[children]]-seeking robotic [[centipedes]] that hunt down your [[pictures]] and [[dox]] to distribute to recently paroled [[Brian Peppers\|serial rapists]] and [[User:OldDirtyBtard\|militant jihadists]].		[[Serious Fucking Business\|All-pervasive and insidious]], at the bleakest, semen-stained heart of the internet lies eBaum's World, the Agent Smith of the [[Matrix]] which stamps the [[watermark]] of [[Satan\|the beast]] upon everything [[virgin\|pure]] and ruins lives, one life-shattering [[raid]] at a time. Cyber-insurgents swearing [[fellatio\|fealty]] to their fell chieftain Eric Bauman, in collusion with the [[Jews]] and the [[china\|Republic of Chinkdom]], have covered the whole of the internets with [[bot]]s, [[CSIII\|hackers]], [[internet police\|virtual pigs]], and [[children]]-seeking robotic [[centipedes]] that hunt down your [[pictures]] and [[dox]] to distribute to recently paroled [[Brian Peppers\|serial rapists]] and [[User:OldDirtyBtard\|militant jihadists]].

	That [[Alex Wuori\|gay porn your <s>girlfriend</s> ~~imaginairy~~ GF found on your Facebook]]? That [[cracker]] wearing a cheap Afro wig who announced that [[The_Great_Deathly_Hallows_IRL_Raid_of_2007\|VOLDEMORT KILLS SNAPE]] in the bookstore, which caused your [[loli\|tween]] daughter to drown herself in her bubble bath? Those dirty Negroes that annually interrupt your pathetic attempts to get your hands on sum [[JB]] in [[Habbo]]? All from eBaum's World, under the command of Mr. Bauman himself, who takes breaks from having [[buttsecks]] with [[13-year-old boy]]s on his [[black\|ebony]] throne in the heart of [[Pol Pot\|Cambodia]] to [[troll]] [[America]]n high-schools so he can drink the sweet and salty [[Cracky-chan\|menstrual blood]] of [[Prussian Blue\|blonde, blue-eyed teenage girls]].		That [[Alex Wuori\|gay porn your <s>girlfriend</s> imaginary GF found on your Facebook]]? That [[cracker]] wearing a cheap Afro wig who announced that [[The_Great_Deathly_Hallows_IRL_Raid_of_2007\|VOLDEMORT KILLS SNAPE]] in the bookstore, which caused your [[loli\|tween]] daughter to drown herself in her bubble bath? Those dirty Negroes that annually interrupt your pathetic attempts to get your hands on sum [[JB]] in [[Habbo]]? All from eBaum's World, under the command of Mr. Bauman himself, who takes breaks from having [[buttsecks]] with [[13-year-old boy]]s on his [[black\|ebony]] throne in the heart of [[Pol Pot\|Cambodia]] to [[troll]] [[America]]n high-schools so he can drink the sweet and salty [[Cracky-chan\|menstrual blood]] of [[Prussian Blue\|blonde, blue-eyed teenage girls]].

	Even as [[you]] read this, eBaum's World is planning the destruction of [[over 9,000]] different targets worldwide with their ability to [[Fox News\|explode vans]] of all kinds with cyber-[[telekinesis]]. [[Some argue]] that they have the ability to access any page on the tubes at any time, with a single keystroke. They routinely [[masturbate]] to [[CP\|naked pictures of your children]] that they took using your own digital camera. [[Noone]] is safe.		Even as [[you]] read this, eBaum's World is planning the destruction of [[over 9,000]] different targets worldwide with their ability to [[Fox News\|explode vans]] of all kinds with cyber-[[telekinesis]]. [[Some argue]] that they have the ability to access any page on the tubes at any time, with a single keystroke. They routinely [[masturbate]] to [[CP\|naked pictures of your children]] that they took using your own digital camera. [[Noone]] is safe.

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 04:58, 20 October 2015

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imported>Zew0: changing myspace references to something current

2015-04-18T17:38:33Z

changing myspace references to something current

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	As previously noted, ''everything'' "hosted" on eBaum's World was created elsewhere, usually humor sites like [[Fark]], [[Something Awful]], [[4chan]], [[Albino Black Sheep]], [[Newgrounds]], [[YTMND]], or even [[LiveJournal]]. It has been theorized that eBaum has even stolen old content from himself, which of course was previously stolen. Upon noticing a recent update featuring a years-old [[Something_Awful#Comedy_Goldmine\|comedy goldmine]], [[goons]] organized a massive [[rape\|forum invasion]] and brought parts of eBaum's World to its knees by repeatedly [[spam]]ming [[catchphrases]] and complaining about eBaum's lack of a [[penis\|conscience]]. In retaliation, eBaum inserted a snippet of code into every page on his site that requested files from Something Awful's servers. This brought the forums down for five minutes until Radium, the admin who sleeps with SA's servers, returned and changed some file and ended the sloppy [[denial of service]] attack that eBaum had begun.		As previously noted, ''everything'' "hosted" on eBaum's World was created elsewhere, usually humor sites like [[Fark]], [[Something Awful]], [[4chan]], [[Albino Black Sheep]], [[Newgrounds]], [[YTMND]], or even [[LiveJournal]]. It has been theorized that eBaum has even stolen old content from himself, which of course was previously stolen. Upon noticing a recent update featuring a years-old [[Something_Awful#Comedy_Goldmine\|comedy goldmine]], [[goons]] organized a massive [[rape\|forum invasion]] and brought parts of eBaum's World to its knees by repeatedly [[spam]]ming [[catchphrases]] and complaining about eBaum's lack of a [[penis\|conscience]]. In retaliation, eBaum inserted a snippet of code into every page on his site that requested files from Something Awful's servers. This brought the forums down for five minutes until Radium, the admin who sleeps with SA's servers, returned and changed some file and ended the sloppy [[denial of service]] attack that eBaum had begun.

	[[Goons]] Altf4 and Trapezoid decided that, as 80's children's cartoons had taught them, they could help change their shitty little slice of the internet world through the power of [[gay\|song]]. What they came up with sounds like a cross between hair metal and a hobo breaking into a piano convention, and the accompanying flash animation is more like an [[MS Paint]] slideshow. Angry [[goons]] and other eBaum's enemies, however, ate the entire thing up.		[[Goons]] Altf4 and [[Lemon Demon\|Trapezoid]] decided that, as 80's children's cartoons had taught them, they could help change their shitty little slice of the internet world through the power of [[gay\|song]]. What they came up with sounds like a cross between hair metal and a hobo breaking into a piano convention, and the accompanying flash animation is more like an [[MS Paint]] slideshow. Angry [[goons]] and other eBaum's enemies, however, ate the entire thing up.

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	[[Serious Fucking Business\|All-pervasive and insidious]], at the bleakest, semen-stained heart of the internet lies eBaum's World, the Agent Smith of the [[Matrix]] which stamps the [[watermark]] of [[Satan\|the beast]] upon everything [[virgin\|pure]] and ruins lives, one life-shattering [[raid]] at a time. Cyber-insurgents swearing [[fellatio\|fealty]] to their fell chieftain Eric Bauman, in collusion with the [[Jews]] and the [[china\|Republic of Chinkdom]], have covered the whole of the internets with [[bot]]s, [[CSIII\|hackers]], [[internet police\|virtual pigs]], and [[children]]-seeking robotic [[centipedes]] that hunt down your [[pictures]] and [[dox]] to distribute to recently paroled [[Brian Peppers\|serial rapists]] and [[User:OldDirtyBtard\|militant jihadists]].		[[Serious Fucking Business\|All-pervasive and insidious]], at the bleakest, semen-stained heart of the internet lies eBaum's World, the Agent Smith of the [[Matrix]] which stamps the [[watermark]] of [[Satan\|the beast]] upon everything [[virgin\|pure]] and ruins lives, one life-shattering [[raid]] at a time. Cyber-insurgents swearing [[fellatio\|fealty]] to their fell chieftain Eric Bauman, in collusion with the [[Jews]] and the [[china\|Republic of Chinkdom]], have covered the whole of the internets with [[bot]]s, [[CSIII\|hackers]], [[internet police\|virtual pigs]], and [[children]]-seeking robotic [[centipedes]] that hunt down your [[pictures]] and [[dox]] to distribute to recently paroled [[Brian Peppers\|serial rapists]] and [[User:OldDirtyBtard\|militant jihadists]].

	That [[Alex Wuori\|gay porn your <s>girlfriend</s> ~~imaginairy~~ GF found on your Facebook]]? That [[cracker]] wearing a cheap Afro wig who announced that [[The_Great_Deathly_Hallows_IRL_Raid_of_2007\|VOLDEMORT KILLS SNAPE]] in the bookstore, which caused your [[loli\|tween]] daughter to drown herself in her bubble bath? Those dirty Negroes that annually interrupt your pathetic attempts to get your hands on sum [[JB]] in [[Habbo]]? All from eBaum's World, under the command of Mr. Bauman himself, who takes breaks from having [[buttsecks]] with [[13-year-old boy]]s on his [[black\|ebony]] throne in the heart of [[Pol Pot\|Cambodia]] to [[troll]] [[America]]n high-schools so he can drink the sweet and salty [[Cracky-chan\|menstrual blood]] of [[Prussian Blue\|blonde, blue-eyed teenage girls]].		That [[Alex Wuori\|gay porn your <s>girlfriend</s> imaginary GF found on your Facebook]]? That [[cracker]] wearing a cheap Afro wig who announced that [[The_Great_Deathly_Hallows_IRL_Raid_of_2007\|VOLDEMORT KILLS SNAPE]] in the bookstore, which caused your [[loli\|tween]] daughter to drown herself in her bubble bath? Those dirty Negroes that annually interrupt your pathetic attempts to get your hands on sum [[JB]] in [[Habbo]]? All from eBaum's World, under the command of Mr. Bauman himself, who takes breaks from having [[buttsecks]] with [[13-year-old boy]]s on his [[black\|ebony]] throne in the heart of [[Pol Pot\|Cambodia]] to [[troll]] [[America]]n high-schools so he can drink the sweet and salty [[Cracky-chan\|menstrual blood]] of [[Prussian Blue\|blonde, blue-eyed teenage girls]].

	Even as [[you]] read this, eBaum's World is planning the destruction of [[over 9,000]] different targets worldwide with their ability to [[Fox News\|explode vans]] of all kinds with cyber-[[telekinesis]]. [[Some argue]] that they have the ability to access any page on the tubes at any time, with a single keystroke. They routinely [[masturbate]] to [[CP\|naked pictures of your children]] that they took using your own digital camera. [[Noone]] is safe.		Even as [[you]] read this, eBaum's World is planning the destruction of [[over 9,000]] different targets worldwide with their ability to [[Fox News\|explode vans]] of all kinds with cyber-[[telekinesis]]. [[Some argue]] that they have the ability to access any page on the tubes at any time, with a single keystroke. They routinely [[masturbate]] to [[CP\|naked pictures of your children]] that they took using your own digital camera. [[Noone]] is safe.

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	{{achtung\|<sub>ebaumsworld.com ~~[http://mashable.com/2007/08/02/ebaumsworld/~~ got sold for 17.5 million!] Ripping off [[Something Awful\|SA]] is a great way to make a fortune!</sub>}}		{{achtung\|<sub>ebaumsworld.com {{archive\|Qr5D9\|got sold for 17.5 million!}} Ripping off [[Something Awful\|SA]] is a great way to make a fortune!</sub>}}
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	After a while, eBaum decided he would no longer tolerate the existence of [http://~~www.~~ebaumsworldsucks.com ebaumsworldsucks.com] and threatened the owners, saying "I'm going to own this domain in 72 hours either way bro," ([[sic]]). The SA goons promptly laughed. eBaum then got in contact with AltF4, the creator of the flash, pleading with him to take it down. The SA goons, after they finished jerking each other off, then started a LiveJournal community, {{ljcomm\|ebaumsucks}}, which is currently trying to make a list of everything that eBaum has stolen. <s>The chatlog can be read [http://www.elohtibbar.com/ebombchat.txt here].</s>		After a while, eBaum decided he would no longer tolerate the existence of '''{{wayback\|http://ebaumsworldsucks.com/\|20051108104335\|title=ebaumsworldsucks.com}}''' and threatened the owners, saying "I'm going to own this domain in 72 hours either way bro," ([[sic]]). The SA goons promptly laughed. eBaum then got in contact with AltF4, the creator of the flash, pleading with him to take it down. The SA goons, after they finished jerking each other off, then started a LiveJournal community, {{ljcomm\|ebaumsucks}}, which is currently trying to make a list of everything that eBaum has stolen. <s>The chatlog can be read '''{{wayback\|http://www.elohtibbar.com/\|20060116052111\|title=ebombchat.txt here}}'''.</s>

	The site now lies in purgatory, as everyone realized that protesting eBaum's thievery is like holding a rally against bad traffic: everybody hates it, but it's too prevalent to destroy.		The site now lies in purgatory, as everyone realized that protesting eBaum's thievery is like holding a rally against bad traffic: everybody hates it, but it's too prevalent to destroy.
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	==eBaum vs [[YTMND]]==		==eBaum vs [[YTMND]]==

	In January of 2006, the powers that be at eBaum's World lifted an image from a user at YTMND. In the late hours of Saturday, January 7th, irate YTMND users [http://ebaumsraid.ytmnsfw.com/ launched an attack] against the eBaum's World forums. [[Something Awful]]~~[http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1767622&perpage=40&pagenumber=8]~~, [[Fark]], [[4chan]], LUELinks, [[Gaia Online]], ''VG Cats'', [~~http~~://~~www.~~genmay.com/ Gen[M<nowiki>]</nowiki>ay], and even [[Wikipedia]] [[Wikipedia:Ebaum%27s world#Controversy\|was used]] to get the message out: "[[Internet drama\|War]] [[All your base are belong to us\|was beginning!]]"		In January of 2006, the powers that be at eBaum's World lifted an image from a user at YTMND. In the late hours of Saturday, January 7th, irate YTMND users [http://ebaumsraid.ytmnsfw.com/ launched an attack] against the eBaum's World forums. '''{{archive\|xnsnj\|[[Something Awful]]}}''', [[Fark]], [[4chan]], LUELinks, [[Gaia Online]], ''VG Cats'', [https://genmay.com/ Gen[M<nowiki>]</nowiki>ay], and even [[Wikipedia]] [[Wikipedia:Ebaum%27s world#Controversy\|was used]] to get the message out: "[[Internet drama\|War]] [[All your base are belong to us\|was beginning!]]"

	eBaum's World barred its doors to new forum users, and the [[n00bs]] began to use .bat files with ping commands to [[Denial of Service\|DoS]] eBaum's World in an attempt to bring it down. This attack barely dented the bandwidth usage at eBaum's World - a site that encourages hotlinking to their stolen [[image macro]]s as its main form of advertising.		eBaum's World barred its doors to new forum users, and the [[n00bs]] began to use .bat files with ping commands to [[Denial of Service\|DoS]] eBaum's World in an attempt to bring it down. This attack barely dented the bandwidth usage at eBaum's World - a site that encourages hotlinking to their stolen [[image macro]]s as its main form of advertising.

	The YTMND webmaster, Jew, posted an [~~http~~://ytmnd.com/news/?news_id=13 announcement] on the main page strictly forbidding sites about [[Denial of Service\|DDoS]]. This seriously impaired the internets [[Jihad]] against eBaum's World, as their main source of getting the message across was blocked. This didn't stop enraged YTMND fans from fighting back, though, as they crafted a cunning script that ~~[http://www.freewebs.com/ibonk~~ constantly downloads and refreshes] the stolen Lindsay Lohan image from eBaum's server.		The YTMND webmaster, Jew, posted an [https://ytmnd.com/news/?news_id=13 announcement] on the main page strictly forbidding sites about [[Denial of Service\|DDoS]]. This seriously impaired the internets [[Jihad]] against eBaum's World, as their main source of getting the message across was blocked. This didn't stop enraged YTMND fans from fighting back, though, as they crafted a cunning script that '''{{archive\|uftle\|constantly downloads and refreshes}}''' the stolen Lindsay Lohan image from eBaum's server.

	After Bauman sent two [http://baumanletters.~~ytmnd~~.com/ "cease and desist"] emails, containing poor grammar and even a "[[LOL]]", max finally had enough. He posted a hilarious and witty [http://maxrocksmysocks.ytmnd.com/ email] that totally pwned eBaum's World in general. Also, the original YTMND user that created the original Lohan image started sending cease and desist letters to eBaum's World. It was enough, and eBaum's World finally admitted defeat by [http://wewon.~~ytmnd~~.com/ removing] the Lohan image. Since max keeps his word he's keeping his part of the deal and he's going to delete every site that has "eBaum" in the title at midnight. But not that he'd delete every eBaum site, just the ones with "eBaum" in the title. [[ALL CAPS\|THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!]]		After Bauman sent two [http://baumanletters.ytmnsfw.com/ "cease and desist"] emails, containing poor grammar and even a "[[LOL]]", max finally had enough. He posted a hilarious and witty '''{{wayback\|http://maxrocksmysocks.ytmnd.com/\|20060113024529\|title=email}}''' that totally pwned eBaum's World in general. Also, the original YTMND user that created the original Lohan image started sending cease and desist letters to eBaum's World. It was enough, and eBaum's World finally admitted defeat by [http://wewon.ytmnsfw.com/ removing] the Lohan image. Since max keeps his word he's keeping his part of the deal and he's going to delete every site that has "eBaum" in the title at midnight. But not that he'd delete every eBaum site, just the ones with "eBaum" in the title. [[ALL CAPS\|THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!]]

	That second week of January, 2006 will long be remembered as the day that the most [[gay\|limp-wristed]] [[forum]] [[war]] in history was fought and won, by YTMND's [[drugs\|cracked-out]] users. It will also be remembered as a day when eBaum's World finally was humiliated for being [[Wikipedia\|a website full of hacks]].		That second week of January, 2006 will long be remembered as the day that the most [[gay\|limp-wristed]] [[forum]] [[war]] in history was fought and won, by YTMND's [[drugs\|cracked-out]] users. It will also be remembered as a day when eBaum's World finally was humiliated for being [[Wikipedia\|a website full of hacks]].
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	[[Image:Waynes world.jpg\|thumb\|Wayne's World is awesome. eBum's World is not.]]		[[Image:Waynes world.jpg\|thumb\|Wayne's World is awesome. eBum's World is not.]]

	On Wednesday September 25, 2007, [http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/39034/ an article] appeared on ebaumsworld.com named [[Suicide\|''Internet Safety Tips'']], almost identical to Cracked.com's unfunny article of the [http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1720 same name]. Is this actual theft, or did the original creator of the article's images [[whore\|open his loins wide to eBaum's money dick?]] In the end, [[Shit nobody cares about\|nobody gives a shit]].		On Wednesday September 25, 2007, [http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/39034/ an article] appeared on ebaumsworld.com named [[Suicide\|''Internet Safety Tips'']], almost identical to Cracked.com's unfunny article of the [https://web.archive.org/web/20070316102218/http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1720 same name]. Is this actual theft, or did the original creator of the article's images [[whore\|open his loins wide to eBaum's money dick?]] In the end, [[Shit nobody cares about\|nobody gives a shit]].

	==eBaum's Host Company Shuts Down==		==eBaum's Host Company Shuts Down==
	~~ZVUE, the owner of eBaum~~'~~s World, is shutting down all of their offices [~~http://blog.ebaum.tv/2009/01/welcome.html]. The economy does its best work since Circuit City got liquidated.		'''{{wayback\|http://blog.ebaum.tv/2009/01/welcome.html\|20090201153020\|title=ZVUE, the owner of eBaum's World, is shutting down all of their offices}}'''. The economy does its best work since Circuit City got liquidated.

	==eBaum moves to ebaumnation.com, formerly known as [[It's a trap\|ebaum.tv]]==		==eBaum moves to ebaumnation.com, formerly known as [[It's a trap\|ebaum.tv]]==
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	==eBaum's World and Whatup TV==		==eBaum's World and Whatup TV==

	In December of 2010, a website called [http://www.whatup.tv Whatup TV] emerged with a meta troll-based business model of stealing content exclusively from Ebaumsworld.com to parody its practices. Upon being [http://forum.ebaumnation.com/showthread.php?56531-How-do-you-explain-yourself-out-of-this-one&highlight=whatup.tv discovered], Whatup TV responded by replacing all Ebaumsworld videos with [~~http~~://www.google.com/#q=fat+man+shoots+gun ebaumsworld.flv], but leaving the thumbnails intact. This additional trolling fell on deaf ears, however, as the content of "Fat Man Shoots Gun" is spiritually, allegorically and literally equivalent to the content of all Ebaumsworld videos anyway, and Ebaumsworld users couldn't tell that anything had been replaced.		In December of 2010, a website called '''{{wayback\|http://www.whatup.tv/\|20101205105600\|title=Whatup TV}}''' emerged with a meta troll-based business model of stealing content exclusively from Ebaumsworld.com to parody its practices. Upon being [http://forum.ebaumnation.com/showthread.php?56531-How-do-you-explain-yourself-out-of-this-one&highlight=whatup.tv discovered], Whatup TV responded by replacing all Ebaumsworld videos with [https://www.google.com/search?q=fat+man+shoots+gun ebaumsworld.flv], but leaving the thumbnails intact. This additional trolling fell on deaf ears, however, as the content of "Fat Man Shoots Gun" is spiritually, allegorically and literally equivalent to the content of all Ebaumsworld videos anyway, and Ebaumsworld users couldn't tell that anything had been replaced.

	== See also ==		== See also ==
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	* [http://ebaumsworld.com/ eBaum's World] - Hope you like pop-ups.		* [http://ebaumsworld.com/ eBaum's World] - Hope you like pop-ups.
	* [~~http~~://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/276616 eBaum's World Theme Song] - Credit goes to [[goons]] Altf4 and Trapezoid.		* [https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/276616 eBaum's World Theme Song] - Credit goes to [[goons]] Altf4 and Trapezoid.
	* [~~http~~://www.albinoblacksheep.com Albino Black Sheep] - Like eBaum's World, <s>but doesn't suck</s> or steal content.		* [https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/ Albino Black Sheep] - Like eBaum's World, <s>but doesn't suck</s> or steal content.
	* [http://baumanletters.~~ytmnd~~.com/ Dramatic reading] - Dramatic reading of Neil Baumans emails to [[Ytmnd]] in the great [[Lindsay Lohan]] war of 2006.		* [http://baumanletters.ytmnsfw.com/ Dramatic reading] - Dramatic reading of Neil Baumans emails to [[Ytmnd]] in the great [[Lindsay Lohan]] war of 2006.