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	{{Spoiler\|[[Cops]] did [http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/03/09/2010-03-09_cops_taser_kill_gay_porn_star_dustin_michaels_as_video_cameras_roll.html Dusty]!11!}}		{{Spoiler\|[[Cops]] did [http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/03/09/2010-03-09_cops_taser_kill_gay_porn_star_dustin_michaels_as_video_cameras_roll.html Dusty]!11!}}

	[[Image:Dmtwitter1.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Lie\|Uh huh]].]]		[[Image:Dmtwitter1.jpg\|thumb\|400px\|right\|[[Lie\|Uh huh]]]]

	'''Dustin Michaels''' (~~real name~~ [[~~Powerword\|~~Andrew Grande]]) was an [[homosexual]] [[porn]] star and [[an hero]] as of December 12, 2009. Unlike many other an heroes before him, however, he didn't do it [[for the lulz]], he died due to sheer [[retard]]ation. His life consisted of [[marijuana]], [[fellatio]], [[buttsecks]], and did I mention [[fag]]gotry? Perhaps Michaels' greatest contribution to humanity were the lulz produced through his [[death]].		'''Dustin Michaels''' ([[powerword]]: Andrew Grande) was a [[homosexual]] [[porn]] star and [[an hero]] as of December 12, 2009. Unlike many other an heroes before him, however, he didn't do it [[for the lulz]], he died due to sheer [[retard]]ation. His life consisted of [[marijuana]], [[fellatio]], [[buttsecks]], and did we mention [[fag]]gotry? Perhaps Michaels' greatest contribution to humanity were the lulz produced through his [[death]].

	==Dustin Michaels in Porn==		==Dustin Michaels in Porn==
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	[[Image:Dmporn2.jpg\|thumb\|right\|On top. Where homosexuals don't want to be.]]		[[Image:Dmporn2.jpg\|thumb\|right\|On top. Where homosexuals don't want to be.]]

	~~Mr.~~ Michaels was a porn star of the [[gay]] variety. Though he vehemently denied taking it [[in the ass]], we all know otherwise since [[1man1jar\|homosexuals love objects being inserted in their anuses]]. He had done porn work for [[who\|many well-known companies]], and [[Your mom\|his mother]] was very proud of him for making something of himself.		Sir Michaels was a porn star of the [[gay]] variety. Though he vehemently denied taking it [[in the ass]], we all know otherwise since [[1man1jar\|homosexuals love objects being inserted in their anuses]]. He had done porn work for [[who\|many well-known companies]], and [[Your mom\|his mother]] was very proud of him for making something of himself.

	==Dustin Michaels' Lifestyle==		==Dustin Michaels' Lifestyle==

	He was stoned 24/7, probably even in his porn scenes. Hailing from Alabama, Michaels was [[retard\|intellectually inhibited]], which caused him to date a part-black ~~person~~ [[affirmative action]] poster child. However, he fucked other guys in porn, and the negroid boyfriend didn't mind since he had already given Michaels [[~~HIV~~]]. He had a criminal record for assault-related charges, likely due to his connections to the nigga community. He sometimes even dressed and behaved like a coon, likely due to [[penis]] envy.		He was stoned 24/7, probably even in his porn scenes. Hailing from Alabama, Michaels was [[retard\|intellectually inhibited]], which caused him to date a part-black [[affirmative action]] poster child. However, he fucked other guys in porn, and the negroid boyfriend didn't mind since he had already given Michaels the [[AIDS]]. Michaels had a criminal record for assault-related charges, likely due to his connections to the nigga community. He sometimes even dressed and behaved like a coon, likely due to [[penis]] envy.

	==Michaels' Death==		==Michaels' Death==
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	On December 12, 2009, at approximately 2 AM, police responded to a disturbance call. When ~~they~~ arrived, Michaels knew he would end up getting [[fuck]]ed in the ass for a long time in [[prison]] if they caught him with weed due to his prior convictions. Thus, he boldly decided to swallow a bag of weed. Police came in and he was choking on the floor, with a bag of weed caught in his esophagus. After failed attempts to perform the Heimlich maneuver (which likely could have crushed the faggot's frame), Michaels died due to asphyxiation from a bag of weed he swallowed. Next time a [[liberal]] tries to argue with [[you]] saying marijuana is the only drug that doesn't cause death, show them this story. WEED KILLS!		On December 12, 2009, at approximately 2 AM, police responded to a disturbance call, placed because Michaels was fighting with a lady friend over hair extensions. When the cops arrived, Michaels knew he would end up getting [[fuck]]ed in the ass for a long time in [[prison]] if they caught him with weed due to his prior convictions. Thus, he boldly decided to swallow a bag of weed.

	~~Supposedly~~ a TV crew was filming a police reality show ~~that was~~ at the scene. Was it really [[suicide]], or an [[Illuminati]] murder committed due to ~~teh~~ evil [[homophobia]]? We will wait and see.		Police came in and tried to handcuff him but he threw a hissy fit, even though he was choking on the bag of weed caught in his esophagus. So they tasered him for the lulz. After failed attempts to perform the Heimlich maneuver (which likely could have crushed the faggot's frame), Michaels died due to asphyxiation from a bag of weed he swallowed. Next time a [[liberal]] tries to argue with [[you]] saying marijuana is the only drug that doesn't cause death, show them this story. WEED KILLS!

			A TV crew was filming a <strike>police reality show</strike> gay porn vid at the scene and captured the excitement. Was it really [[suicide]], or an [[Illuminati]] murder committed due to the evil [[homophobia]]? We will wait and see.

			The local sheriff announced his pride in the officers' successful film debut.

			“It’s a <strike>tragic</strike> hilarious situation for our officers,” said Sheriff Frank McKeithen, and “a <strike>tragic</strike> HIGHlarious situation for this young man and his family!”

	==What Can Be Learned From This==		==What Can Be Learned From This==
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	#Weed kills.		#Weed kills.
	#Weed kills faster than AIDS.		#Weed kills faster than AIDS.
	#...and nothing of value was lost.		#...and nothing of value was lost (as the bag of weed was safely extracted by the paramedics).

			==The Dustin Michaels Legacy==
			* Best Actor, Snuff Film category – 2009 Adult Video News Awards ''(posthumous)''
			* Most Inspired Deepthroat Scene – Brussels International Festival of Eroticism ''(posthumous)''
			* Outstanding Achievement in Faggotry – 2009 GLAAD Awards ''(posthumous)''
			* Best Comedy – 2009 ''High Times'' Stony Awards ''(posthumous)''

	==~~Dustin~~'s [[Internet]] Activity==		==Michaels' [[Internet]] Activity==

	[[Image:Dmmyspace.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Horatio Caine\|And you swallowed yourself dead]].]]		[[Image:Dmmyspace.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Horatio Caine\|And you swallowed yourself dead]].]]

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	{{Spoiler\|[[Cops]] did [http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/03/09/2010-03-09_cops_taser_kill_gay_porn_star_dustin_michaels_as_video_cameras_roll.html Dusty]!11!}}		{{Spoiler\|[[Cops]] did [http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/03/09/2010-03-09_cops_taser_kill_gay_porn_star_dustin_michaels_as_video_cameras_roll.html Dusty]!11!}}

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	[[Image:Dmlemonparty.jpg\|thumb\|right\|He was also a [[Lemonparty]] fan (picture from his Twitter)]]		[[Image:Dmlemonparty.jpg\|thumb\|right\|He was also a [[Lemonparty]] fan (picture from his Twitter)]]

	Before his death, he maintained a MySpace profile (screenshot on the right). He was also a very active [[Twitter]] user. He used these sites and likely [[gay.com]] to have [[cyber sex]] with his gay friends, including but not limited to [[Brandon Hilton]], [[Mrfetch]], [[Gaygod]], and [[Faggot Bruce]].		Before his death, he maintained a MySpace profile (screenshot on the right). He was also a very active [[Twitter]] user. He used these sites and likely [[gay.com]] to have [[cyber sex]] with his gay friends, including but not limited to [[Erik Rhodes]], [[Brandon Hilton]], [[Mrfetch]], [[Gaygod]], and [[Faggot Bruce]].

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'''Dustin Michaels''' (real name [[Powerword|Andrew Grande]]) was an [[homosexual]] [[porn]] star and [[an hero]] as of December 12, 2009. Unlike many other an heroes before him, however, he didn't do it [[for the lulz]], he died due to sheer [[retard]]ation. His life consisted of [[marijuana]], [[fellatio]], [[buttsecks]], and did I mention [[fag]]gotry? Perhaps Michaels' greatest contribution to humanity were the lulz produced through his [[death]].

==Dustin Michaels in Porn==

[[Image:Dmporn2.jpg|thumb|right|On top. Where homosexuals don't want to be.]]

Mr. Michaels was a porn star of the [[gay]] variety. Though he vehemently denied taking it [[in the ass]], we all know otherwise since [[1man1jar|homosexuals love objects being inserted in their anuses]]. He had done porn work for [[who|many well-known companies]], and [[Your mom|his mother]] was very proud of him for making something of himself.

==Dustin Michaels' Lifestyle==

He was stoned 24/7, probably even in his porn scenes. Hailing from Alabama, Michaels was [[retard|intellectually inhibited]], which caused him to date a part-black person [[affirmative action]] poster child. However, he fucked other guys in porn, and the negroid boyfriend didn't mind since he had already given Michaels [[HIV]]. He had a criminal record for assault-related charges, likely due to his connections to the nigga community. He sometimes even dressed and behaved like a coon, likely due to [[penis]] envy.

==Michaels' Death==

[[Image:Dmtwitter2.jpg|thumb|right|If you ain't chokin', you ain't Dustin Michaels.]]

<youtube>7pqhtXrE2QY</youtube>

On December 12, 2009, at approximately 2 AM, police responded to a disturbance call. When they arrived, Michaels knew he would end up getting [[fuck]]ed in the ass for a long time in [[prison]] if they caught him with weed due to his prior convictions. Thus, he boldly decided to swallow a bag of weed. Police came in and he was choking on the floor, with a bag of weed caught in his esophagus. After failed attempts to perform the Heimlich maneuver (which likely could have crushed the faggot's frame), Michaels died due to asphyxiation from a bag of weed he swallowed. Next time a [[liberal]] tries to argue with [[you]] saying marijuana is the only drug that doesn't cause death, show them this story. WEED KILLS!

Supposedly a TV crew was filming a police reality show that was at the scene. Was it really [[suicide]], or an [[Illuminati]] murder committed due to teh evil [[homophobia]]? We will wait and see.

==What Can Be Learned From This==

#Weed kills.
#Weed kills faster than AIDS.
#...and nothing of value was lost.

==Dustin's [[Internet]] Activity==

[[Image:Dmmyspace.jpg|thumb|right|[[Horatio Caine|And you swallowed yourself dead]].]]

[[Image:Dmlemonparty.jpg|thumb|right|He was also a [[Lemonparty]] fan (picture from his Twitter)]]

Before his death, he maintained a MySpace profile (screenshot on the right). He was also a very active [[Twitter]] user. He used these sites and likely [[gay.com]] to have [[cyber sex]] with his gay friends, including but not limited to [[Brandon Hilton]], [[Mrfetch]], [[Gaygod]], and [[Faggot Bruce]].

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Image:Dmbsb.jpg|He liked [[transsexual]]s and Broke [[Not gay|Straight]] Boys (see chest).
Image:Dmbf.jpg|Michaels and his boyfriend.
Image:Dmporn1.jpg|He was bound to choke on something at some point.

</gallery>

==External Links==

*[http://www.wjhg.com/news/headlines/79110497.html News story]
*[http://twitter.com/DustinMichaels Twitter]
*[http://www.gaypornblog.com/archives/2009/12/gay_porn_star_dustin_michaels_chokes_to_death_in_police_custody.html More info from the fags]
*[http://www.bilerico.com/2009/12/police_tasered_gay_porn_actor_andrew_grande_to_dea.php Leftard fag blames the cops Michaels is dead]. Get over it crybaby, there are thousands of other naked queers on the internet to fap to. LINK HAS VIDEO!
*[http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/12/15/crimesider/entry5981902.shtml Moar news]
*[http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=424912297&blogId=522548675 The porn community mourns]

{{anheroes}}

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	{{Spoiler\|[[Cops]] did [http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/03/09/2010-03-09_cops_taser_kill_gay_porn_star_dustin_michaels_as_video_cameras_roll.html Dusty]!11!}}		{{Spoiler\|[[Cops]] did [http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/03/09/2010-03-09_cops_taser_kill_gay_porn_star_dustin_michaels_as_video_cameras_roll.html Dusty]!11!}}

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	[[Image:Dmporn2.jpg\|thumb\|right\|On top. Where homosexuals don't want to be.]]		[[Image:Dmporn2.jpg\|thumb\|right\|On top. Where homosexuals don't want to be.]]

	Sir Michaels was a porn star of the [[gay]] variety. Though he vehemently denied taking it [[in the ass]], we all know otherwise since [[1man1jar\|homosexuals love objects being inserted in their anuses]]. He ~~had done~~ porn work for [[who\|many well-known companies]], and [[Your mom\|his mother]] was very proud of him for making something of himself.		Sir Michaels was a porn star of the [[gay]] variety. Though he vehemently denied taking it [[in the ass]], we all know otherwise since [[1man1jar\|homosexuals love objects being inserted in their anuses]]. He did porn work for [[who\|many well-known companies]], and [[Your mom\|his mother]] was very proud of him for making [[whore\|something]] of himself.

	==Dustin Michaels' Lifestyle==		==Dustin Michaels' Lifestyle==

	He was stoned 24/7, ~~probably even~~ in his porn scenes. Hailing from Alabama, Michaels was [[retard\|intellectually ~~inhibited~~]], which caused him to date a ~~part-black~~ [[affirmative action]] poster child. However, he fucked other guys in porn, and the negroid boyfriend didn't mind since he had already given Michaels the [[AIDS]]. Michaels had a criminal record for ~~assault~~-related charges, likely due to his connections to the nigga community. He sometimes even dressed and behaved like a coon, likely due to [[penis]] envy.		He was stoned 24/7, especially in his porn scenes. Hailing from Alabama, Michaels was [[retard\|intellectually impaired]], which caused him to date a quadroon [[affirmative action]] poster child. However, he fucked other guys in porn, and the negroid boyfriend didn't mind since he had already given Michaels the [[AIDS]]. Michaels had a criminal record for ASSault-related charges, likely due to his connections to the nigga community. He sometimes even [[wigger\|dressed and behaved like a coon]], likely due to [[penis]] envy.

	==Michaels' Death==		==Michaels' Death==
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	On December 12, 2009, at approximately ~~2 AM~~, police responded to a disturbance call, placed because Michaels was fighting with a lady friend over hair extensions. When the cops arrived, Michaels knew he would end up getting [[fuck]]ed in the ass for a long time in [[prison]] if they caught him with weed due to his prior convictions. Thus, he boldly decided to swallow a bag of weed.		On December 12, 2009, at approximately 2a.m., police responded to a disturbance call, placed because Michaels was fighting with a lady friend over hair extensions. When the cops arrived, Michaels knew he would end up getting [[fuck]]ed in the ass for a long time in [[prison]] if they caught him with weed due to his prior convictions and it being fucking [[Florida]]. Thus, he boldly decided to swallow a bag of weed.

	Police came in and tried to handcuff him but he ~~threw a hissy fit~~, even though he was choking on the bag of weed caught in his esophagus. So they tasered him for the lulz. After failed attempts to perform the Heimlich maneuver (which likely could have crushed the faggot's frame), Michaels died due to asphyxiation from a bag of weed he swallowed. Next time a [[liberal]] tries to argue with [[you]] saying marijuana is the only drug that doesn't cause death, show them this story. WEED KILLS!		Police came in and tried to handcuff him but he chimped the fuck out, even though he was choking on the bag of weed caught in his esophagus. So they tasered him for the lulz. After failed attempts to perform the Heimlich maneuver (which likely could have crushed the faggot's frame), Michaels died due to asphyxiation from a bag of weed he swallowed. Next time a [[liberal]] tries to argue with [[you]] saying marijuana is the only drug that doesn't cause death, show them this story. '''WEED KILLS!'''

	A TV crew was filming a <strike>police reality show</strike> gay porn vid at the scene and captured the ~~excitement~~. Was it really [[suicide]], or an [[Illuminati]] murder committed due to the evil [[homophobia]]? We will ~~wait and see~~.		A TV crew was filming a <strike>police reality show</strike> gay porn vid at the scene and captured the hullabaloo. Was it really [[suicide]], or an [[Illuminati]] murder committed due to the evil [[homophobia]]? We will never know; though no known Jews were at the scene, so it's entirely plausible that ''Jews did Dustin Michaels''.

	The local sheriff announced his pride in the officers' successful film debut.		The local sheriff later announced his pride in the officers' successful film debut.

	“It’s a <strike>tragic</strike> hilarious situation for our officers,” said Sheriff Frank McKeithen, and “a <strike>tragic</strike> HIGHlarious situation for this young man and his family!”		“It’s a <strike>tragic</strike> hilarious situation for our officers,” said Sheriff Frank McKeithen, and “a <strike>tragic</strike> HIGHlarious situation for this young man and his family!”
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	*[http://twitter.com/DustinMichaels Twitter]		*[http://twitter.com/DustinMichaels Twitter]
	*[http://www.gaypornblog.com/archives/2009/12/gay_porn_star_dustin_michaels_chokes_to_death_in_police_custody.html More info from the fags]		*[http://www.gaypornblog.com/archives/2009/12/gay_porn_star_dustin_michaels_chokes_to_death_in_police_custody.html More info from the fags]
	*[http://www.bilerico.com/2009/12/police_tasered_gay_porn_actor_andrew_grande_to_dea.php Leftard fag blames the cops Michaels is dead]. Get over it ~~crybaby~~, there are thousands of other naked queers on the internet to fap to. LINK HAS VIDEO!		*[http://www.bilerico.com/2009/12/police_tasered_gay_porn_actor_andrew_grande_to_dea.php Leftard fag blames the cops Michaels is dead]. Get over it pussy, there are [[win\|thousands of other naked queers]] on the internet to fap to. LINK HAS VIDEO!
	*[http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/12/15/crimesider/entry5981902.shtml Moar news]		*[http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/12/15/crimesider/entry5981902.shtml Moar news]
	*[http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=424912297&blogId=522548675 The porn community mourns]		*[http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=424912297&blogId=522548675 The porn community mourns]