Duke Nukem 3D - Revision history

imported>EpicJohn11: /* See Also */

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imported>EpicJohn11: /* See Also */

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imported>Kobiuncool6000: added a link to the EDuke32 site, the Duke Nukem 3D source port application. in lulz we trust, Kobi Shapiro

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added a link to the EDuke32 site, the Duke Nukem 3D source port application. in lulz we trust, Kobi Shapiro

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	*[http://www.3drealms.com/duke3d/ The developers' website, often updated as you can plainly tell.]		*[http://www.3drealms.com/duke3d/ The developers' website, often updated as you can plainly tell.]
	*[http://hrp.duke4.net/download.php High Resolution Pack/source port for this game.]		*[http://hrp.duke4.net/download.php High Resolution Pack/source port for this game.]
			*[http://eduke32.com/ The EDuke32 source port]

	==See Also==		==See Also==

imported>DaeBixby at 03:19, 11 October 2016

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	*'''Pipebomb''' - It never lands where you actually want it to land. Fucking annoying.		*'''Pipebomb''' - It never lands where you actually want it to land. Fucking annoying.

	*'''Shrink Ray''' - Pretty fucking useless, as it takes several shots to just get one enemy shrinked, while several other aliens keep shooting at you.		*'''Shrink Ray''' - <s> Pretty fucking useless, as it takes several shots to just get one enemy shrinked, while several other aliens keep shooting at you.</s> Kills minibosses called "Battlelords" faster than anything else. Otherwise, this weapon is useless.

	*'''Microwave Expander''' - [[Andrew Dobson]]'s wet dream.		*'''Microwave Expander''' - [[Andrew Dobson]]'s wet dream.

imported>AlGore: /* Everything > Duke Nukem */

2016-08-11T03:44:38Z

Everything > Duke Nukem

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	[[Image:Duke nukem 3d 06.jpg\|thumb\|99% of ''Duke Nukem 3D'''s gameplay, tame in comparison to the modern day excesses of such titles as [[Grand Theft Auto]].]]		[[Image:Duke nukem 3d 06.jpg\|thumb\|99% of ''Duke Nukem 3D'''s gameplay, tame in comparison to the modern day excesses of such titles as [[Grand Theft Auto]].]]
	[[File:Duke Report PC Gamer.jpg\|thumb\|Duke's timeline.]]		[[File:Duke Report PC Gamer.jpg\|thumb\|Duke's timeline.]]
			[[File:Trumpnukem.jpg\|thumb\|Vote for Trump!]]
	The difference between ''Duke Nukem'' and ''Doom'' is its small niche of fanboy [[faggots]], who are convinced that Duke is rock cool, and that knowledge of this fact will get them [[AIDS\|laid]]. These deluded people are also convinced that the sequel, [[Duke Nukem Forever]], is nearing completion, but it is a well known fact that this statement is a crock of [[shit]], and said sequel was written off as [[old\|vaporware]]ages ago. It now turns out that Gearbox, the developers of the game "borderlands" are finishing the coding and bringing it to release. The difference? [[Ugly\|borderlands]] made use of the unreal 3 game Engine, whereas DNF uses a bastardized incarnation of the much older unreal 2 engine. With such a famously [[Retarded\|talented]] line up of professionals using such cutting-edge resources, one can only begin to contemplate how impressively [[lie\|stable, well optimized, and visually attractive the game will be.]]		The difference between ''Duke Nukem'' and ''Doom'' is its small niche of fanboy [[faggots]], who are convinced that Duke is rock cool, and that knowledge of this fact will get them [[AIDS\|laid]]. These deluded people are also convinced that the sequel, [[Duke Nukem Forever]], is nearing completion, but it is a well known fact that this statement is a crock of [[shit]], and said sequel was written off as [[old\|vaporware]]ages ago. It now turns out that Gearbox, the developers of the game "borderlands" are finishing the coding and bringing it to release. The difference? [[Ugly\|borderlands]] made use of the unreal 3 game Engine, whereas DNF uses a bastardized incarnation of the much older unreal 2 engine. With such a famously [[Retarded\|talented]] line up of professionals using such cutting-edge resources, one can only begin to contemplate how impressively [[lie\|stable, well optimized, and visually attractive the game will be.]]

imported>Sickpuppy at 03:47, 21 April 2014

2014-04-21T03:47:06Z

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	[[File:Duke Kick Ass IRL Sign.jpg\|thumb\|After ''3D'' Duke hit a dry-spell...]]		[[File:Duke Kick Ass IRL Sign.jpg\|240px\|thumb\|After ''3D'' Duke hit a dry-spell...]]
			[[File:Douchenukem.jpg\|240px\|thumb\|right\|Douche Nukem IRL.]]

	'''''Duke Nukem 3D''''' was a game released a long time ago, soon after the more popular ''[[Doom]]''. Nearly identical to one another, <strike> both games use the same [[old\|revolutionary]] game engine.</strike> Are you high?		'''''Duke Nukem 3D''''' was a game released a long time ago, soon after the more popular ''[[Doom]]''. Nearly identical to one another, <strike> both games use the same [[old\|revolutionary]] game engine.</strike> Are you high?

imported>Killerratte at 08:51, 19 January 2014

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	*'''Alien Queen''' - Likes to throw toasters into the water to kill Duke.		*'''Alien Queen''' - Likes to throw toasters into the water to kill Duke.








	==Still Harassing Bitches==		==Still Harassing Bitches==

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	*''[[They Live]]''		*''[[They Live]]''
	*''[[Darkfall]]''		*''[[Darkfall]]''
			*[[Columbine]] - The Perpetrators masturbated to this game.

	{{gaming}}		{{gaming}}
	[[Category: Gaming]]		[[Category: Gaming]]

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	[[Image:Duke nukem 3d 06.jpg\|thumb\|99% of ''Duke Nukem 3D'''s gameplay, tame in comparison to the modern day excesses of such titles as [[Grand Theft Auto]].]]		[[Image:Duke nukem 3d 06.jpg\|thumb\|99% of ''Duke Nukem 3D'''s gameplay, tame in comparison to the modern day excesses of such titles as [[Grand Theft Auto]].]]
	[[File:Duke Report PC Gamer.jpg\|thumb\|Duke's timeline.]]		[[File:Duke Report PC Gamer.jpg\|thumb\|Duke's timeline.]]
			[[File:Trumpnukem.jpg\|thumb\|Vote for Trump!]]
	The difference between ''Duke Nukem'' and ''Doom'' is its small niche of fanboy [[faggots]], who are convinced that Duke is rock cool, and that knowledge of this fact will get them [[AIDS\|laid]]. These deluded people are also convinced that the sequel, [[Duke Nukem Forever]], is nearing completion, but it is a well known fact that this statement is a crock of [[shit]], and said sequel was written off as [[old\|vaporware]]ages ago. It now turns out that Gearbox, the developers of the game "borderlands" are finishing the coding and bringing it to release. The difference? [[Ugly\|borderlands]] made use of the unreal 3 game Engine, whereas DNF uses a bastardized incarnation of the much older unreal 2 engine. With such a famously [[Retarded\|talented]] line up of professionals using such cutting-edge resources, one can only begin to contemplate how impressively [[lie\|stable, well optimized, and visually attractive the game will be.]]		The difference between ''Duke Nukem'' and ''Doom'' is its small niche of fanboy [[faggots]], who are convinced that Duke is rock cool, and that knowledge of this fact will get them [[AIDS\|laid]]. These deluded people are also convinced that the sequel, [[Duke Nukem Forever]], is nearing completion, but it is a well known fact that this statement is a crock of [[shit]], and said sequel was written off as [[old\|vaporware]]ages ago. It now turns out that Gearbox, the developers of the game "borderlands" are finishing the coding and bringing it to release. The difference? [[Ugly\|borderlands]] made use of the unreal 3 game Engine, whereas DNF uses a bastardized incarnation of the much older unreal 2 engine. With such a famously [[Retarded\|talented]] line up of professionals using such cutting-edge resources, one can only begin to contemplate how impressively [[lie\|stable, well optimized, and visually attractive the game will be.]]

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	[[File:Duke Kick Ass IRL Sign.jpg\|thumb\|After ''3D'' Duke hit a dry-spell...]]		[[File:Duke Kick Ass IRL Sign.jpg\|240px\|thumb\|After ''3D'' Duke hit a dry-spell...]]
			[[File:Douchenukem.jpg\|240px\|thumb\|right\|Douche Nukem IRL.]]

	'''''Duke Nukem 3D''''' was a game released a long time ago, soon after the more popular ''[[Doom]]''. Nearly identical to one another, <strike> both games use the same [[old\|revolutionary]] game engine.</strike> Are you high?		'''''Duke Nukem 3D''''' was a game released a long time ago, soon after the more popular ''[[Doom]]''. Nearly identical to one another, <strike> both games use the same [[old\|revolutionary]] game engine.</strike> Are you high?