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imported>The PolishPrince: /* Other drunk- things to do */

2023-03-13T04:54:26Z

Other drunk- things to do

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imported>The PolishPrince: /* Other drunk- things to do */

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Other drunk- things to do

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	==Other drunk- things to do==		==Other drunk- things to do==

	* Drunk dilating		* Drunk dilating
	* Drunk [[SMS]]		* Drunk [[SMS]]
	* [[MySpace]]		* [[MySpace]]
			* [[Drunk\|Throw Up]]

	[[Category: Drama-generating techniques]]		[[Category: Drama-generating techniques]]

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Drinking and Girls */

2018-07-04T21:07:26Z

Drinking and Girls

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	[[at least 100\|At least 100%]] of dumbass behavior is the direct result of alcohol. Many a man has, thinking himself suave under the influence of a bottle of Ten High, woken up the next day by cops due to harassment claims of calling some random bitch hundreds of times, slurring drunken nothings into her voice mailbox. The link between alcohol and [[an hero\|an heroes]] is currently still [[some argue\|up for debate]].		[[at least 100\|At least 100%]] of dumbass behavior is the direct result of alcohol. Many a man has, thinking himself suave under the influence of a bottle of Ten High, woken up the next day by cops due to harassment claims of calling some random bitch hundreds of times, slurring drunken nothings into her voice mailbox. The link between alcohol and [[an hero\|an heroes]] is currently still [[some argue\|up for debate]].

	Like a lion on the Serengeti, it is imperative to separate the weakest from the herd. Typical signals of wanting to be brutally raped while unconscious include signs of a drinking problem, slurred speech, vomiting on the dance floor, pissed pants, and '~~displaying~~,' face down, ass up. Once this final signal is communicated to the adjacent males, it is common for any [[not gay\|non-gay]] takers to have a go at her, providing that they share at least one hole with another person in line.		Like a lion on the Serengeti, it is imperative to separate the weakest from the herd. Typical signals of wanting to be brutally raped while unconscious include signs of a drinking problem, slurred speech, vomiting on the dance floor, pissed pants, and 'presenting,' face down, ass up. Once this final signal is communicated to the adjacent males, it is common for any [[not gay\|non-gay]] takers to have a go at her, providing that they share at least one hole with another person in line.

	The consensus of experts says that the best use for a girl is the multitude of holes that she has. Disagreement arises on which is the best hole. Some say that it's the pussy; others say it's the anus. Due to recent advancements in lubrication technology, KY has developed a lube to utilize the eye socket as a fuckhole.		The consensus of experts says that the best use for a girl is the multitude of holes that she has. Disagreement arises on which is the best hole. Some say that it's the pussy; others say it's the anus. Due to recent advancements in lubrication technology, KY has developed a lube to utilize the eye socket as a fuckhole.

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Drunk Posting */

2018-07-04T21:05:27Z

Drunk Posting

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	==Drunk Posting==		==Drunk Posting==
	The [[OTI]] version of drunk dialing. [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|Æ]] has determined the best way to update any online encyclopedia is drinking copious amounts of alcohol and then proclaiming WHOOO LOOK HOW DRUNK ANS FUCK I AM		The [[OTI]] version of drunk dialing. [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|Æ]] has determined the best way to update any online encyclopedia is drinking copious amounts of alcohol, preferably after a bong hit, and then proclaiming WHOOO LOOK HOW DRUNK ANS FUCK I AM

	This post will normally include what the subject haz ingested to make such great lulz.		This post will normally include what the subject haz ingested to make such great lulz.

imported>While at 03:04, 24 October 2015

2015-10-24T03:04:17Z

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	[[at least 100\|At least 100%]] of dumbass behavior is the direct result of alcohol. Many a man has, thinking himself suave under the influence of a bottle of Ten High, woken up the next day by cops due to harassment claims of calling some random bitch hundreds of times, slurring drunken nothings into her voice mailbox. The link between alcohol and [[an hero\|an heroes]] is currently still [[some argue\|up for debate]].		[[at least 100\|At least 100%]] of dumbass behavior is the direct result of alcohol. Many a man has, thinking himself suave under the influence of a bottle of Ten High, woken up the next day by cops due to harassment claims of calling some random bitch hundreds of times, slurring drunken nothings into her voice mailbox. The link between alcohol and [[an hero\|an heroes]] is currently still [[some argue\|up for debate]].

	Like a lion on the Serengeti, it is imperative to separate the weakest from the herd. Typical signals of wanting to be brutally raped ~~whilst~~ unconscious include signs of a drinking problem, slurred speech, vomiting on the dance floor, pissed pants, and 'displaying,' face down, ass up. Once this final signal is communicated to the adjacent males, it is common for any [[not gay\|non-gay]] takers to have a go at her, providing that they share at least one hole with another person in line.		Like a lion on the Serengeti, it is imperative to separate the weakest from the herd. Typical signals of wanting to be brutally raped while unconscious include signs of a drinking problem, slurred speech, vomiting on the dance floor, pissed pants, and 'displaying,' face down, ass up. Once this final signal is communicated to the adjacent males, it is common for any [[not gay\|non-gay]] takers to have a go at her, providing that they share at least one hole with another person in line.

	The consensus of experts says that the best use for a girl is the multitude of holes that she has. Disagreement arises on which is the best hole. Some say that it's the pussy; others say it's the anus. Due to recent advancements in lubrication technology, KY has developed a lube to utilize the eye socket as a fuckhole.		The consensus of experts says that the best use for a girl is the multitude of holes that she has. Disagreement arises on which is the best hole. Some say that it's the pussy; others say it's the anus. Due to recent advancements in lubrication technology, KY has developed a lube to utilize the eye socket as a fuckhole.

imported>U Mad Bro: /* Drunk Dial: The Video */ - Replacement

2015-01-18T05:18:38Z

Drunk Dial: The Video: - Replacement

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imported>U Mad Bro: /* Drunk Dial: The Video */ - Replacement

2015-01-18T05:18:38Z

Drunk Dial: The Video: - Replacement

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imported>U Mad Bro: /* Drunk Dial: The Video */ - Replacement

2015-01-18T05:18:38Z

Drunk Dial: The Video: - Replacement

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imported>U Mad Bro: /* Drunk Dial: The Video */ - Replacement

2015-01-18T05:18:38Z

Drunk Dial: The Video: - Replacement

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	This is actually the official video for "Wrong Number" by The Cure. If you've ever taken hallucinogens, you may really want to avoid this video.<br><br>		This is actually the official video for "Wrong Number" by The Cure. If you've ever taken hallucinogens, you may really want to avoid this video.<br><br>
	<youtube>~~d9b-k_VU0e0~~</youtube><br>		<youtube>hke2QmU5_0c</youtube><br>
	Fast forward to 4:50 for a typical drunk dial wrong number call.		Fast forward to 4:50 for a typical drunk dial wrong number call.

imported>U Mad Bro: Some images

2015-01-18T05:16:06Z

Some images

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 The act of virtually interacting with other entities while under the influence of [[alcohol]]. [[IRL]] behavior that gets you in trouble with currents, ex's, bosses and parents.
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 <youtube>d9b-k_VU0e0</youtube><br>
 Fast forward to 4:50 for a typical drunk dial wrong number call.
 ==Other drunk- things to do==