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HellenicTrapstar Is Dead at 20:55, 22 August 2024

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imported>Cobaltcat at 09:06, 19 December 2016

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	'''[[TGWTG#Members\|Guru Larry]] with the inside scoop'''<br />		'''[[TGWTG#Members\|Guru Larry]] with the inside scoop'''<br />
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	Come release day, people quickly realized how unfinished this game actually was.		Come release day, people quickly realized how unfinished this game actually was.
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	<youtube>ZQ4vyLhQhQo</youtube><br />~~Perfect~~\|		\|<youtube>ZQ4vyLhQhQo</youtube><center>'''Perfect'''</center>
	<youtube>uGFUd2AAdOo</youtube><~~br /~~>8/10\|		\|<youtube>uGFUd2AAdOo</youtube><center>'''7.5/10'''</center>
	<youtube>1aTR3e9lVYc</youtube><~~br /~~>9/10 \|		\|<youtube>1aTR3e9lVYc</youtube><center>'''8/10'''</center>
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	So people quickly swarmed the forums demanding to know how the fuck this crap got an 8/10. A moderator over at gamesradar expressed his view over how bad this game were. And soon the forum was invaded by people bought to swarm forums and praise the game.		So people quickly swarmed the forums demanding to know how the fuck this crap got an 8/10. A moderator over at gamesradar expressed his view over how bad this game were. And soon the forum was invaded by people bought to swarm forums and praise the game.

imported>GirlOnInternet at 18:37, 17 July 2016

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	Driv3r or Driver 3 when you are not a complete fucking retard was a sequel that utterly destroyed a franchise so hard it later had to rename itself to [[Watch_Dogs]]. And that's just the tip of the shitberg.		'''Driv3r''' (pronounced: ''driv-three-err'') or Driver 3 when you are not a complete fucking retard was a sequel that utterly destroyed a franchise so hard it later had to rename itself to [[Watch_Dogs]]. And that's just the tip of the shitberg.

	==The game==		==The game==

imported>GirlOnInternet: /* See Also */

2016-07-17T18:35:19Z

imported>Cobaltcat: /* And they would have gotten away with it */

2016-07-17T16:00:18Z

And they would have gotten away with it

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	If it wasn't for [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2545901/Cybernats-unmasked-Meet-footsoldiers-pro-Scottish-independence-army-online-poison-shames-Nationalists.html this man,] Stuart Campbell<br />		If it wasn't for [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2545901/Cybernats-unmasked-Meet-footsoldiers-pro-Scottish-independence-army-online-poison-shames-Nationalists.html this man,] Stuart Campbell<br />
	[[File:Stuart Campbell.jpg\|Stuart Campbell\|center]]<br />		[[File:Stuart Campbell.jpg\|Stuart Campbell\|center]]<br />
	Who went and saved 42 pages of Gamesradar posts, that highlighted exactly how Atari tried to silence the internet.		Who went and [http://worldofstuart.excellentcontent.com/drivergate/drivergate.htm saved 42 pages of Gamesradar posts], that highlighted exactly how Atari tried to silence the internet.

	===Gamesradar forum posts===		===Gamesradar forum posts===

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Gamesradar forum posts

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	===And they would have gotten away with it===		===And they would have gotten away with it===
	If it wasn't for [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2545901/Cybernats-unmasked-Meet-footsoldiers-pro-Scottish-independence-army-online-poison-shames-Nationalists.html this man.] <br />		If it wasn't for [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2545901/Cybernats-unmasked-Meet-footsoldiers-pro-Scottish-independence-army-online-poison-shames-Nationalists.html this man,] Stuart Campbell<br />
	[[File:Stuart Campbell.jpg\|center]]<br />		[[File:Stuart Campbell.jpg\|Stuart Campbell\|center]]<br />
	Who ~~autisticly~~ went and saved 42 pages of Gamesradar posts, that highlighted exactly how Atari tried to silence the internet.		Who went and saved 42 pages of Gamesradar posts, that highlighted exactly how Atari tried to silence the internet.

	===Gamesradar forum posts===		===Gamesradar forum posts===

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2016-07-17T15:55:40Z

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[[File:Driv3r Review Code.jpg|thumb|How to get a 9/10]]
Driv3r or Driver 3 when you are not a complete fucking retard was a sequel that utterly destroyed a franchise so hard it later had to rename itself to [[Watch_Dogs]]. And that's just the tip of the shitberg.

==The game==
[[File:Driv3r Moar Liek Driv3l.jpg|thumb]]
Like the earlier games, you play as an undercover cop, who has to race and destroy all the baddies. But unlike the two earlier games, instead of destroying them with your cars, it had to be more GTA style. So now you had the option to shoot shit up, instead of having fun racing.
{{clear}}

==Driv3rgate==
Suddenly realizing that the game couldn't be finished before a game called [[Grand_Theft_Auto#GTA:_San_Andreas|Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]] was getting a release, the publisher Atari had to think fast. Because who would buy a game that was a GTA Lite? So first they threw all their money at this doomed project, but it wasn't enough.
Wat do?
You convince gaming journalists, the most unethical fucks on the planet to give the game at least an 8/10, in the exchange of them getting the game months before release. So PSM2 and XboxWorld happily printed 8/10 and 9/10 scores in exchange for selling more copies of their shitty magazines.
<center><youtube>gxEQOv2g0JA</youtube> 
'''[[TGWTG#Members|Guru Larry]] with the inside scoop''' 
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Come release day, people quickly realized how unfinished this game actually was.
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<youtube>ZQ4vyLhQhQo</youtube> Perfect|
<youtube>uGFUd2AAdOo</youtube> 8/10|
<youtube>1aTR3e9lVYc</youtube> 9/10 |
<youtube>3UqwuvDLrQI</youtube> 12/10 |
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So people quickly swarmed the forums demanding to know how the fuck this crap got an 8/10. A moderator over at gamesradar expressed his view over how bad this game were. And soon the forum was invaded by people bought to swarm forums and praise the game.

===And they would have gotten away with it===
If it wasn't for [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2545901/Cybernats-unmasked-Meet-footsoldiers-pro-Scottish-independence-army-online-poison-shames-Nationalists.html this man.] 
[[File:Stuart Campbell.jpg|center]] 
Who autisticly went and saved 42 pages of Gamesradar posts, that highlighted exactly how Atari tried to silence the internet.

===Gamesradar forum posts===
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==See Also==
*[[GamerGate]]
*[[Watch_Dogs]] - Its actual sequel

==External links==
*[http://worldofstuart.excellentcontent.com/drivergate/drivergate.htm Stuart's page]
*{{wikilink|Driver_3#.22DRIV3Rgate.22|Wikipedia's entry}}

{{Gaming}}

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	*[[GamerGate]]		*[[GamerGate]]
	*[[Watch_Dogs]] - Its actual sequel		*[[Watch_Dogs]] - Its actual sequel
			*[[Nice Truck Attack 16]]

	==External links==		==External links==