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			{{天\|<big><b>Dorian_Gay is an [[Epic]] [[Lolcow]]<br></b></big> This page could get a bit [[TL;DR]] <br>\|LOLCOWEPIC.jpg\|100px\|white\|50%\|6px solid black}}
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	Much like how in prisons, there are people that even the rapists, murderers, [[Stormfront\|skinheads]] and [[Bronies\|pedophiles]] won't have lunch with but are too scared to shank, [[IMDb]]’s own humble cesspool of [[redundant\|brain-dead spergs]] and Christopher Nolan fans (as well as brain-dead spergs who are Christopher Nolan fans) also has that one group of guys. That, gentle reader, is the Horror Board. But wait! It turns out, even amongst this [[Star Wars\|wretched hive of scum and villainy]], there’s a freak even ''these'' degenerates can’t stand. The gentleman’s name is Dorian_Gay.[[file:doriantruth.png\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Dorian in a nutshell.]]		Much like how in prisons, there are people that even the rapists, murderers, [[Stormfront\|skinheads]] and [[Bronies\|pedophiles]] won't have lunch with but are too scared to shank, [[IMDb]]’s own humble cesspool of [[redundant\|brain-dead spergs]] and Christopher Nolan fans (as well as brain-dead spergs who are Christopher Nolan fans) also has that one group of guys. That, gentle reader, is the Horror Board. But wait! It turns out, even amongst this [[Star Wars\|wretched hive of scum and villainy]], there’s a freak even ''these'' degenerates can’t stand. The gentleman’s name is Dorian_Gay.[[file:doriantruth.png\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Dorian in a nutshell.]]
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	== Fail in less than Five Hours==		== Fail in less than Five Hours==

	Apparently, “not making an ass of myself, getting trolled and pursuing some butthurt revenge scheme” wasn’t on Dorian’s New Year’s Resolutions list, because just like a ~~battered~~ housewife [[Domestic_Violence\|who insists he only beats her because he loves her]] ~~and [[Retard\|that kid with a lisp we all knew]] who decided to stand up to his bullies by dressing like Superman~~, Dorian found it impossible to stay away from the Horror Board. After months of peacefully sperging the day away on [[Hugbox\|the General Hospital board]] where he was welcome, the stupid fucker [[Asking_for_it\|tried to get into the board's good graces again]] on February 14th by making a thread where he pretended to be a fan of what was formerly his most hated franchise; ''Friday the 13th'', acting like he was worried about the direction the new reboot was going in.[[file:dorianvsspergo.png\|200px\|thumb\|left\|Note how, even here, he still comes off as a condescending asshole.]]		Apparently, “not making an ass of myself, getting trolled and pursuing some butthurt revenge scheme” wasn’t on Dorian’s New Year’s Resolutions list, because just like a housewife [[Domestic_Violence\|who insists her husband only beats her because he loves her]], Dorian found it impossible to stay away from the Horror Board. After months of peacefully sperging the day away on [[Hugbox\|the General Hospital board]] where he was welcome, the stupid fucker [[Asking_for_it\|tried to get into the board's good graces again]] on February 14th by making a thread where he pretended to be a fan of what was formerly his most hated franchise; ''Friday the 13th'', acting like he was worried about the direction the new reboot was going in.[[file:dorianvsspergo.png\|200px\|thumb\|left\|Note how, even here, he still comes off as a condescending asshole.]]


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	image:Fername.png\|F is for Fucktard.		image:Fername.png\|F is for Fucktard.
	image:TromaVsABCs.png\|What is it with Dorian and ABCs anyway?		image:TromaVsABCs.png\|What is it with Dorian and ABCs anyway?
			image:Zedsolution.png\|The boarder's [[Holocaust\|Final Solution]] to dealing with Dorian.
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	== Conclusion ==		== Conclusion ==
			[[File:doriangeneralhospital.png\|200px\|thumb\|left\|''General Hospital:'' The preferred television show of badass troll masterminds who command hacker cabals and run 4chan.]]
	Dorian is an old, pathetic, fat [[micropenis\|little]] man trying desperately to be young, which he thinks makes him [[Neil Patrick Harris\| an endearing “wacky gay guy”]], but instead makes him come off as repulsive and creepy. He constantly re-invents himself to fit in and fails; From a sassy old queen who gives advice, to loving all the rap music and torture movies the kids are into, to a cultured gentleman who likes vintage cinema, to an innocent victim of trolling, to being a [[L33t]] dudebro troll mastermind. The one time he was ever liked by anyone, his Kimberly_Shaw days, were ruined due to his own [[edgy\|2edgy4me]] activities. His attempts at [[Troll Shield\|troll-shielding]] have had the opposite effect, and his solo attempts at "trolling" have crashed and burned. Why does he continue? Because he knows deep down that the “takeover”, wherein he sleep-deprived himself for weeks to be Boki’s personal [[Tony Stark\|Trevor Slattery]] was [[Truth\|the high point of his life and can never be topped]], and he wants that "feeling" again.		Dorian is an old, pathetic, fat [[micropenis\|little]] man trying desperately to be young, which he thinks makes him [[Neil Patrick Harris\| an endearing “wacky gay guy”]], but instead makes him come off as repulsive and creepy. He constantly re-invents himself to fit in and fails; From a sassy old queen who gives advice, to loving all the rap music and torture movies the kids are into, to a cultured gentleman who likes vintage cinema, to an innocent victim of trolling, to being a [[L33t]] dudebro troll mastermind. The one time he was ever liked by anyone, his Kimberly_Shaw days, were ruined due to his own [[edgy\|2edgy4me]] activities. His attempts at [[Troll Shield\|troll-shielding]] have had the opposite effect, and his solo attempts at "trolling" have crashed and burned. Why does he continue? Because he knows deep down that the “takeover”, wherein he sleep-deprived himself for weeks to be Boki’s personal [[Tony Stark\|Trevor Slattery]] was [[Truth\|the high point of his life and can never be topped]], and he wants that "feeling" again.

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	Much like how in prisons, there are people that even the rapists, murderers, [[Stormfront\|skinheads]] and [[Bronies\|pedophiles]] won't have lunch with but are too scared to shank, [[IMDb]]’s own humble cesspool of [[redundant\|brain-dead spergs]] and Christopher Nolan fans (as well as brain-dead spergs who are Christopher Nolan fans) also has that one group of guys. That, gentle reader, is the Horror Board. But wait! It turns out, even amongst this [[Star Wars\|wretched hive of scum and villainy]], there’s a freak even ''these'' degenerates can’t stand. The gentleman’s name is Dorian_Gay.[[file:doriantruth.png\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Dorian in a nutshell.]]		Much like how in prisons, there are people that even the rapists, murderers, [[Stormfront\|skinheads]] and [[Bronies\|pedophiles]] won't have lunch with but are too scared to shank, [[IMDb]]’s own humble cesspool of [[redundant\|brain-dead spergs]] and Christopher Nolan fans (as well as brain-dead spergs who are Christopher Nolan fans) also has that one group of guys. That, gentle reader, is the Horror Board. But wait! It turns out, even amongst this [[Star Wars\|wretched hive of scum and villainy]], there’s a freak even ''these'' degenerates can’t stand. The gentleman’s name is Dorian_Gay.[[file:doriantruth.png\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Dorian in a nutshell.]]

	Dorian_Gay aka Jzombi ~~aka~~ Nancy_Grease is a fat, 40 + year old (no joke), [[Troll Shield\|troll-shielding]], attention-whoring homosexual [[Canuck]] with no friends (also no joke) who embodies stereotypes about fanboys on the internet to such an extreme that it is damn near fucking impossible to exaggerate, and sadly, difficult to verify because he erases his posts even faster than it takes him to cum. Having shitty taste even for a horror fan, Dorian calls anything made before 2000 “old and boring” and pretends to enjoy remakes and [[torture]] movies (like ''August Underground'', ''Hostel'', ''A Serbian Film'') in a vain attempt to look [[emo\|edgy]] (although despite supposedly liking twisted shit like that, [[pussy\|he considers routine 80’s slasher movies offensive and misogynistic]]), while also trashing new releases in an equally vain attempt to [[hipster\|not look “mainstream”]]. He also is in love with Colin Farrell.		'''Dorian_Gay''', aka "Jzombi" and "Nancy_Grease," is a fat, 40 + year old (no joke), [[Troll Shield\|troll-shielding]], attention-whoring homosexual [[Canuck]] with no friends (also no joke) who embodies stereotypes about fanboys on the internet to such an extreme that it is damn near fucking impossible to exaggerate, and sadly, difficult to verify because he erases his posts even faster than it takes him to cum. Having shitty taste even for a horror fan, Dorian calls anything made before 2000 “old and boring” and pretends to enjoy remakes and [[torture]] movies (like ''August Underground'', ''Hostel'', ''A Serbian Film'') in a vain attempt to look [[emo\|edgy]] (although despite supposedly liking twisted shit like that, [[pussy\|he considers routine 80’s slasher movies offensive and misogynistic]]), while also trashing new releases in an equally vain attempt to [[hipster\|not look “mainstream”]]. He also is in love with Colin Farrell.

	Dorian attributes his unpopularity on the forum to a [[Unwarranted Self-Importance\|vast conspiracy against him]] by studio executives (seriously). Having been trolled for this, Dorian recently tried to re-invent himself as a l33t, meme-spouting dudebro troll and began using [[old meme\|phrases]] like “epic fail” and “rustling jimmies”. Basically, he’s the equivalent of a [[wigger\|saggy old white dude wearing bling and a backwards baseball cap]].		Dorian attributes his unpopularity on the forum to a [[Unwarranted Self-Importance\|vast conspiracy against him]] by studio executives (seriously). Having been trolled for this, Dorian recently tried to re-invent himself as a l33t, meme-spouting dudebro troll and began using [[old meme\|phrases]] like “epic fail” and “rustling jimmies”. Basically, he’s the equivalent of a [[wigger\|saggy old white dude wearing bling and a backwards baseball cap]].

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	Which is why we at ED have decided to dedicate this page to his [[Fail\|great accomplishments]], because, surely, if he was a troll godfather who has a “hacker cabal”, he would love getting all this attention, and not throw sleep-deprived hissy fits for weeks and threaten suicide, right? Ha, you can practically hear his tears hitting the keyboard.		Which is why we at ED have decided to dedicate this page to his [[Fail\|great accomplishments]], because, surely, if he was a troll godfather who has a “hacker cabal”, he would love getting all this attention, and not throw sleep-deprived hissy fits for weeks and threaten suicide, right? Ha, you can practically hear his tears hitting the keyboard.

	== ~~Links~~ ==		== See Also ==

	~~See also:~~

	*[[TGWTG\|Cinema Snob]]		*[[TGWTG\|Cinema Snob]]
			*[[Robert Stainek]] –Dorian’s only rival as sockpuppet king
	*[[~~Robert_Stainek~~]] –Dorian’s only rival as sockpuppet king

	*[[Chris-chan]]		*[[Chris-chan]]

	*[[DrMusic2]]		*[[DrMusic2]]

	*[[Onigojirakaiju]] –Another monster movie-related aspie.		*[[Onigojirakaiju]] –Another monster movie-related aspie.
			*[[AVGN]] –He actually does like old horror movies
			*[[Monica Punk]] –Pretty much a younger, female version of him.

	*[[AVGN]] –He actually does like old horror movies.		== External Links ==
			*[http://www.imdb.com/user/ur48169717/comments Reviews of Fail]
	*~~[[Monica_Punk]] –Pretty much a younger, female him.~~		*{{imdb-link\|user/ur9752719\|HardCandy8}} - Dorian's lone surviving account

	[http://www.imdb.com/user/ur48169717/comments]-Reviews of Fail.

	~~[http://www.~~imdb~~.com/~~user/ur9752719/]-Dorian's lone surviving account.

	{{imdb}}		{{imdb}}

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	At first glance, Dorian would seem to be a successful troll and making an ED page would be giving him what he wants. However, Dorian is not a troll. Trolls care about only two things: Getting a response (of any kind), and [[I did it for the lulz\|the lulz]]. Real trolls thrive off angry replies, love “call-out” threads and laugh off any “witty” insult they receive.[[file:doriantruth.png\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Dorian summed up in a nutshell.]]		At first glance, Dorian would seem to be a successful troll and making an ED page would be giving him what he wants. However, Dorian is not a troll. Trolls care about only two things: Getting a response (of any kind), and [[I did it for the lulz\|the lulz]]. Real trolls thrive off angry replies, love “call-out” threads and laugh off any “witty” insult they receive.[[file:doriantruth.png\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Dorian summed up in a nutshell.]]

	Not so with Dorian, he actually cares about [[shit_nobody_cares_about\|the stupid crap he types]] and what kind of responses he receives, with him throwing epic shit fits if people don’t agree. If his topics go ignored he will either [[delete fucking everything\|delete them in anger]] or [[trying too hard\|re-make the same thread over and over]] to get attention, sometimes spamming the board for as long as [[No life\|10 hours straight]] (and there have been longer sessions) to get people to reply to his stupid 15 word <strike>plot summaries</strike> “movie reviews”. When all else fails, he tries the old “LOL I TROLD U!!1!” tactic in order to save face, even if the only person he trolled was himself. All of the anger he causes is purely unintentional. The really funny part ~~about this~~ is that, when not raging about being unpopular, he acts like a stereotypical gay sitcom character, calling everyone “darlings” and trying to be everyone’s “Older Gay BFF” with pathetic, but obviously total sincerity. To Dorian, the word “trolling” is what the word “parody” is for Sonic [[recolor\|OC]] creators; a cop-out for when he fucks up. [[file:Trollface.png\|200px\|thumb\|left\|This comic pretty much sums up Dorian's entire life.]]		Not so with Dorian, he actually cares about [[shit_nobody_cares_about\|the stupid crap he types]] and what kind of responses he receives, with him throwing epic shit fits if people don’t agree. If his topics go ignored he will either [[delete fucking everything\|delete them in anger]] or [[trying too hard\|re-make the same thread over and over]] to get attention, sometimes spamming the board for as long as [[No life\|10 hours straight]] (and there have been longer sessions) to get people to reply to his stupid 15 word <strike>plot summaries</strike> “movie reviews”. When all else fails, he tries the old “LOL I TROLD U!!1!” tactic in order to save face, even if the only person he trolled was himself. All of the anger he causes is purely unintentional. The really funny part is that, when not raging about being unpopular, he acts like a stereotypical gay sitcom character, calling everyone “darlings” and trying to be everyone’s “Older Gay BFF” with pathetic, but obviously total sincerity. To Dorian, the word “trolling” is what the word “parody” is for Sonic [[recolor\|OC]] creators; a cop-out for when he fucks up. [[file:Trollface.png\|200px\|thumb\|left\|This comic pretty much sums up Dorian's entire life.]]

	As a result of his bullshit, most of the board has him on ignore. However, although he [[unwarranted self-importance\|likes to think]] the reason is because of his [[Autism\|biting wit]], the real reason is because [[Truth\| he posts so damn much no one can find new topics]]. In fact, some think he’s a spam bot. Dorian gets so mad about this that he goes around bumping old threads made by popular users to clutter up the board, [[desperate\|so that even people ignoring him will be forced to acknowledge his presence]], in the vain hope they will take him off ignore and reply to his threads about how [[Shit_nobody_cares_about\|the heroine of the Fright Night remake was more assertive than the one in the original]].		As a result of his bullshit, most of the board has him on ignore. However, although he [[unwarranted self-importance\|likes to think]] the reason is because of his [[Autism\|biting wit]], the real reason is because [[Truth\| he posts so damn much no one can find new topics]]. In fact, some think he’s a spam bot. Dorian gets so mad about this that he goes around bumping old threads made by popular users to clutter up the board, [[desperate\|so that even people ignoring him will be forced to acknowledge his presence]], in the vain hope they will take him off ignore and reply to his threads about how [[Shit_nobody_cares_about\|the heroine of the Fright Night remake was more assertive than the one in the original]].
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	[[Monica_Punk]] –Pretty much a younger, female him.		[[Monica_Punk]] –Pretty much a younger, female him.

			== Links ==

			[http://www.imdb.com/user/ur48169717/comments]-Reviews of Fail.

			[http://www.imdb.com/user/ur9752719/]-Dorian's lone surviving account.

	{{imdb}}		{{imdb}}

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	Much like how in prisons, there are people that even the rapists, murderers, [[Stormfront\|skinheads]] and [[Bronies\|pedophiles]] won't have lunch with but are too scared to shank, [[IMDb]]’s own humble cesspool of [[redundant\|brain-dead spergs]] and Christopher Nolan fans (as well as brain-dead spergs who are Christopher Nolan fans) also has that one group of guys. That, gentle reader, is the Horror Board. But wait! It turns out, even amongst this [[Star Wars\|wretched hive of scum and villainy]], there’s a freak even ''these'' degenerates can’t stand. The gentleman’s name is Dorian_Gay.[[file:doriantruth.png\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Dorian in a nutshell.]]		Much like how in prisons, there are people that even the rapists, murderers, [[Stormfront\|skinheads]] and [[Bronies\|pedophiles]] won't have lunch with but are too scared to shank, [[IMDb]]’s own humble cesspool of [[redundant\|brain-dead spergs]] and Christopher Nolan fans (as well as brain-dead spergs who are Christopher Nolan fans) also has that one group of guys. That, gentle reader, is the Horror Board. But wait! It turns out, even amongst this [[Star Wars\|wretched hive of scum and villainy]], there’s a freak even ''these'' degenerates can’t stand. The gentleman’s name is Dorian_Gay.[[file:doriantruth.png\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Dorian in a nutshell.]]

	Dorian_Gay aka Jzombi ~~aka~~ Nancy_Grease is a fat, 40 + year old (no joke), [[Troll Shield\|troll-shielding]], attention-whoring homosexual [[Canuck]] with no friends (also no joke) who embodies stereotypes about fanboys on the internet to such an extreme that it is damn near fucking impossible to exaggerate, and sadly, difficult to verify because he erases his posts even faster than it takes him to cum. Having shitty taste even for a horror fan, Dorian calls anything made before 2000 “old and boring” and pretends to enjoy remakes and [[torture]] movies (like ''August Underground'', ''Hostel'', ''A Serbian Film'') in a vain attempt to look [[emo\|edgy]] (although despite supposedly liking twisted shit like that, [[pussy\|he considers routine 80’s slasher movies offensive and misogynistic]]), while also trashing new releases in an equally vain attempt to [[hipster\|not look “mainstream”]]. He also is in love with Colin Farrell.		'''Dorian_Gay''', aka "Jzombi" and "Nancy_Grease," is a fat, 40 + year old (no joke), [[Troll Shield\|troll-shielding]], attention-whoring homosexual [[Canuck]] with no friends (also no joke) who embodies stereotypes about fanboys on the internet to such an extreme that it is damn near fucking impossible to exaggerate, and sadly, difficult to verify because he erases his posts even faster than it takes him to cum. Having shitty taste even for a horror fan, Dorian calls anything made before 2000 “old and boring” and pretends to enjoy remakes and [[torture]] movies (like ''August Underground'', ''Hostel'', ''A Serbian Film'') in a vain attempt to look [[emo\|edgy]] (although despite supposedly liking twisted shit like that, [[pussy\|he considers routine 80’s slasher movies offensive and misogynistic]]), while also trashing new releases in an equally vain attempt to [[hipster\|not look “mainstream”]]. He also is in love with Colin Farrell.

	Dorian attributes his unpopularity on the forum to a [[Unwarranted Self-Importance\|vast conspiracy against him]] by studio executives (seriously). Having been trolled for this, Dorian recently tried to re-invent himself as a l33t, meme-spouting dudebro troll and began using [[old meme\|phrases]] like “epic fail” and “rustling jimmies”. Basically, he’s the equivalent of a [[wigger\|saggy old white dude wearing bling and a backwards baseball cap]].		Dorian attributes his unpopularity on the forum to a [[Unwarranted Self-Importance\|vast conspiracy against him]] by studio executives (seriously). Having been trolled for this, Dorian recently tried to re-invent himself as a l33t, meme-spouting dudebro troll and began using [[old meme\|phrases]] like “epic fail” and “rustling jimmies”. Basically, he’s the equivalent of a [[wigger\|saggy old white dude wearing bling and a backwards baseball cap]].