Dimitri The Lover - Revision history

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	*[https://www.fsco.gov.on.ca/en/about/enforcement/enforcement-online/Documents/2008-4-142-Sears.pdf Dimitri is denied his mortgage agent licence]		*[https://www.fsco.gov.on.ca/en/about/enforcement/enforcement-online/Documents/2008-4-142-Sears.pdf Dimitri is denied his mortgage agent licence]
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	{{Timeline\|Featured article April 6, [[2006]]\|[[Victim complex]]\|[[Josephthelover]]\|[[Dwarlinggirlxcore]]}}		{{Timeline\|Featured article April 6, [[2006]]\|[[Victim complex]]\|[[Josephthelover]]\|[[Dwarlinggirlxcore]]}}

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	*[https://www.fsco.gov.on.ca/en/about/enforcement/enforcement-online/Documents/2008-4-142-Sears.pdf Dimitri is denied his mortgage agent licence]		*[https://www.fsco.gov.on.ca/en/about/enforcement/enforcement-online/Documents/2008-4-142-Sears.pdf Dimitri is denied his mortgage agent licence]
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	{{Timeline\|Featured article April 6, [[2006]]\|[[Victim complex]]\|[[Josephthelover]]\|[[Dwarlinggirlxcore]]}}		{{Timeline\|Featured article April 6, [[2006]]\|[[Victim complex]]\|[[Josephthelover]]\|[[Dwarlinggirlxcore]]}}

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	*[https://www.fsco.gov.on.ca/en/about/enforcement/enforcement-online/Documents/2008-4-142-Sears.pdf Dimitri is denied his mortgage agent licence]		*[https://www.fsco.gov.on.ca/en/about/enforcement/enforcement-online/Documents/2008-4-142-Sears.pdf Dimitri is denied his mortgage agent licence]
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	{{Timeline\|Featured article April 6, [[2006]]\|[[Victim complex]]\|[[Josephthelover]]\|[[Dwarlinggirlxcore]]}}		{{Timeline\|Featured article April 6, [[2006]]\|[[Victim complex]]\|[[Josephthelover]]\|[[Dwarlinggirlxcore]]}}

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imported>ElSegCunt: /* Dimitri may love TOW but TOW does not gay love Dimitri. */

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Dimitri may love TOW but TOW does not gay love Dimitri.

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	==Dimitri may love [[TOW]] but TOW does not [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/James_N._Sears gay love] Dimitri.==		==Dimitri may love [[TOW]] but TOW does not [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/James_N._Sears gay love] Dimitri.==
	Sometime in September-October 2009, Dimitri posted himself into his very own Wikipedia article expecting to cash in on his creeper fame and solidify his place forever. After all, he was mentioned once in an obscure Toronto Sun article, besides, he was kinda a big deal. However those damn "Metrosexual-infested unscrupulous (Wikipedia)Wikipedians who folded to FEMINAZI CUNTS!" were being total JERKS and were trying to delete his hard written article. Dimitri was convinced that it had to be for political reasons because being a paranoid lunatic with the social skills of a smoldering ~~branch~~ would conveniently point you in that direction.		Sometime in September-October 2009, Dimitri [[Vanity Page\|posted himself into his very own Wikipedia article]] expecting to cash in on his creeper fame and solidify his place forever. After all, he was mentioned once in an obscure Toronto Sun article, and besides, he was kinda a big deal. However those damn "Metrosexual-infested unscrupulous (Wikipedia) Wikipedians who folded to FEMINAZI CUNTS!" were being total JERKS and were trying to delete his [[Shit\|hard written]] article. Dimitri was convinced that it had to be for political reasons because being a paranoid lunatic with the social skills of a smoldering stool sample would conveniently point you in that direction.

	Dimitri furiously posted on his twitter because his 33 subscribers, mostly his sock puppets, were going to take this "viral" and show the rest of the world this outrage!!! The three people who bothered to add him to their friend's lists, so they could show who was really the leader of the Twitter sprinkles rainbow gayfag train, didn't care. Dimitri quickly realized he could count on himself to be his ally, the only ally he needed.		Dimitri furiously posted on his twitter because his 33 subscribers, mostly his sock puppets, were going to take this "viral" and show the rest of the world this outrage!!! The three people who bothered to add him to their friend's lists, so they could show who was really the leader of the Twitter sprinkles rainbow gayfag train, didn't care. Dimitri quickly realized he could count on himself to be his ally, the only ally he needed.

imported>LIOD: /* Let the romance begin! */

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Let the romance begin!

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	Case in point, <s>a girl</s> [[Olga]] was having a couple of drinks with her friends when the Greatest Lover of Canada™ approached her and wouldn't leave her alone until the girl gave him her business card to get rid of him. This is the recording of 2 voicemails the [[fucktard]] left. After hearing them, you can clearly see why she didn't call him back - instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show and had them play this on the air.		Case in point, <s>a girl</s> [[Olga]] was having a couple of drinks with her friends when the Greatest Lover of Canada™ approached her and wouldn't leave her alone until the girl gave him her business card to get rid of him. This is the recording of 2 voicemails the [[fucktard]] left. After hearing them, you can clearly see why she didn't call him back - instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show and had them play this on the air.

	<~~video type="~~youtube~~" id~~="~~c06pinaKl8o&autoplay=0&loop=0&start=0~~" height~~="340" width~~="440" ~~position="~~center~~" frame="true" /~~>		<center><youtube width="340" height="440">c06pinaKl8o</youtube></center>

	==Web page==		==Web page==

imported>LIOD: /* Let the romance begin! */

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Let the romance begin!

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	Case in point, <s>a girl</s> [[Olga]] was having a couple of drinks with her friends when the Greatest Lover of Canada™ approached her and wouldn't leave her alone until the girl gave him her business card to get rid of him. This is the recording of 2 voicemails the [[fucktard]] left. After hearing them, you can clearly see why she didn't call him back - instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show and had them play this on the air.		Case in point, <s>a girl</s> [[Olga]] was having a couple of drinks with her friends when the Greatest Lover of Canada™ approached her and wouldn't leave her alone until the girl gave him her business card to get rid of him. This is the recording of 2 voicemails the [[fucktard]] left. After hearing them, you can clearly see why she didn't call him back - instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show and had them play this on the air.

	<video type="youtube" id="c06pinaKl8o&autoplay=0&loop=0&start=0" height="~~480~~" width="~~640~~" position="center" frame="true" />		<video type="youtube" id="c06pinaKl8o&autoplay=0&loop=0&start=0" height="340" width="440" position="center" frame="true" />

	==Web page==		==Web page==

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	*<s>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_N._Sears Dimitri on TOW]</s> Removed: ''because he's unimportant.''		*<s>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_N._Sears Dimitri on TOW]</s> Removed: ''because he's unimportant.''
	*[http://www.upload.ee/files/210150/Dimitri-TheStud.mp3.html Mirror of the mp3 file]		*[http://www.upload.ee/files/210150/Dimitri-TheStud.mp3.html Mirror of the mp3 file]
	*[~~http~~://~~www~~.~~eyeweekly.com~~/~~article/22843~~ A pandering article in Toronto's ''Eye Weekly'']		*[https://archive.fo/nvszz A pandering article in Toronto's ''Eye Weekly'']
	*[http://~~www~~.~~blogto.com/tno/2008/04/dimitri_the_lover_models_the_real_man~~/ Two female bloggers pose as bisexuals at one of Dimitri's meetings]		*[http://archive.fo/ce9Q6 Two female bloggers pose as bisexuals at one of Dimitri's meetings]
	*[http://www.torontosun.com/news/torontoandgta/2008/12/31/7891486.html "Disgraced doctor is T.O.'s seduction guru" - Illuminating article from the ''Toronto Sun'']		*[http://www.torontosun.com/news/torontoandgta/2008/12/31/7891486.html "Disgraced doctor is T.O.'s seduction guru" - Illuminating article from the ''Toronto Sun'']
	*[http://www.cpso.on.ca/docsearch/details.aspx?view=1&id=%2059651 Doctor Profile on a "Sears, James Nicholas CPSO#: 59651" from The College of Physicians and Surgeons of Ontario]		*[http://www.cpso.on.ca/docsearch/details.aspx?view=1&id=%2059651 Doctor Profile on a "Sears, James Nicholas CPSO#: 59651" from The College of Physicians and Surgeons of Ontario]
	*[~~http~~://www.fsco.gov.on.ca/~~english~~/~~licensing~~/~~mebonline~~/~~enforce~~/~~insurance/orders~~/2008-4-142-Sears.pdf Dimitri is denied his mortgage agent licence]		*[https://www.fsco.gov.on.ca/en/about/enforcement/enforcement-online/Documents/2008-4-142-Sears.pdf Dimitri is denied his mortgage agent licence]
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	However, Dimitri The Lover's cunning plan was foiled by the [[dramacrat]]s at [[ED]], who ruined his whole life by pointing out his lame attacks against Djna. [[GNAA\|Professional trolls]], [[Internet Detective]]s and just about everyone else that loves [[Internet drama]] is now pointing and laughing at this [[fucking idiot]], who thought he could deceive veteran [[Internet Detective]]s and [[dramacrats]]. However, the Djna/Dimitri The Lover drama is far from being over and [[Dramacrats]] can now enjoy the [[ad hominem]] attacks and the [[edit war]].		However, Dimitri The Lover's cunning plan was foiled by the [[dramacrat]]s at [[ED]], who ruined his whole life by pointing out his lame attacks against Djna. [[GNAA\|Professional trolls]], [[Internet Detective]]s and just about everyone else that loves [[Internet drama]] is now pointing and laughing at this [[fucking idiot]], who thought he could deceive veteran [[Internet Detective]]s and [[dramacrats]]. However, the Djna/Dimitri The Lover drama is far from being over and [[Dramacrats]] can now enjoy the [[ad hominem]] attacks and the [[edit war]].

	==Dimitri may love [[TOW]] but TOW does not [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/James_N._Sears ~~win~~ love] Dimitri.==		==Dimitri may love [[TOW]] but TOW does not [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/James_N._Sears gay love] Dimitri.==
	Sometime in ~~September–October~~ 2009, Dimitri [[Vanity Page\|posted himself into his very own Wikipedia article]] expecting to cash in on his creeper fame and solidify his place forever. After all, he was mentioned once in an obscure Toronto Sun article, and besides, he was kinda a big deal. However those damn "Metrosexual-infested unscrupulous (Wikipedia) Wikipedians who folded to FEMINAZI CUNTS!" were being total JERKS and were trying to delete his [[Shit\|hard written]] article. Dimitri was convinced that it had to be for political reasons because being a paranoid lunatic with the social skills of a smoldering stool sample would conveniently point you in that direction.		Sometime in September-October 2009, Dimitri [[Vanity Page\|posted himself into his very own Wikipedia article]] expecting to cash in on his creeper fame and solidify his place forever. After all, he was mentioned once in an obscure Toronto Sun article, and besides, he was kinda a big deal. However those damn "Metrosexual-infested unscrupulous (Wikipedia) Wikipedians who folded to FEMINAZI CUNTS!" were being total JERKS and were trying to delete his [[Shit\|hard written]] article. Dimitri was convinced that it had to be for political reasons because being a paranoid lunatic with the social skills of a smoldering stool sample would conveniently point you in that direction.

	Dimitri furiously posted on his twitter because his 33 subscribers, mostly his sock puppets, were going to take this "viral" and show the rest of the world this outrage!!! The three people who bothered to add him to their friend's lists, so they could show who was really the leader of the Twitter sprinkles rainbow ~~winfag~~ train, didn't care. Dimitri quickly realized he could count on himself to be his ally, the only ally he needed.		Dimitri furiously posted on his twitter because his 33 subscribers, mostly his sock puppets, were going to take this "viral" and show the rest of the world this outrage!!! The three people who bothered to add him to their friend's lists, so they could show who was really the leader of the Twitter sprinkles rainbow gayfag train, didn't care. Dimitri quickly realized he could count on himself to be his ally, the only ally he needed.

	The stage was set...		The stage was set...
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	<center>Dimitri started off with the time tested defense of summoning an e-manager/lawyer to let everyone know that this was ''serious''.		<center>Dimitri started off with the time tested defense of summoning an e-manager/lawyer to let everyone know that this was <i>serious</i>.

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	Can I get some help here instead of messaging dreamhost the hosting provider?. Delete this article please! the "lolz" - or whatever terminology a pathetic fucking loser would use isn't here. no one cares, I'm not known in livejournal circles, in-fact, I don't even have an active live journal account. Any help greatly appreciated. - Dimitri the Lover		Can I get some help here instead of messaging dreamhost the hosting provider?. Delete this article please! the "lolz" - or whatever terminology a pathetic fucking loser would use isn't here. no one cares, I'm not known in livejournal circles, in-fact, I don't even have an active live journal account. Any help greatly appreciated. - Dimitri the Lover
	*If [[Amalea]]'s harrasment of Dreamhost didn't work, what makes you think your requests will? Give up now before some really mean people catch wind of your repeated whinings.--[[User:Riboflavin\|Riboflavin]] 17:22, 6 April 2006 (UTC)		*If [[Amalea]]'s harrasment of Dreamhost didn't work, what makes you think your requests will? Give up now before some really mean people catch wind of your repeated whinings.--[[User:Riboflavin\|Riboflavin]] 17:22, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
	*Please do contact Dreamhost. I'm sure they'd be happy with getting a complaint over a web site that they do not host. ~ ~ [[User:Krade]] <sup>[[~~User talk~~:Krade\|hi yo~]]</sup> 17:25, 6 April 2006 (UTC)		*Please do contact Dreamhost. I'm sure they'd be happy with getting a complaint over a web site that they do not host. ~ ~ [[User:Krade]] <sup>[[User_talk:Krade\|hi yo~]]</sup> 17:25, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
	**Well, I have my own special ways of persuading people. I'm petrified though, but not online much but only to try to get this article removed - it serves no purpose, I'm sure it gets no hits so please remove it. - Dimitri the Lover		**Well, I have my own special ways of persuading people. I'm petrified though, but not online much but only to try to get this article removed - it serves no purpose, I'm sure it gets no hits so please remove it. - Dimitri the Lover
	*[[DreamHost Does Not Obey The Law]]!!!--[[User:Riboflavin\|Riboflavin]] 17:29, 6 April 2006 (UTC)		*[[DreamHost Does Not Obey The Law]]!!!--[[User:Riboflavin\|Riboflavin]] 17:29, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
	*If it gets no hits, why do you want it to be removed? I'm not even going to block you right now, since you're such a great [[lol-cow]]. ~ [[User:Krade]] <sup>[[~~User talk~~:Krade\|hi yo~]]</sup> 17:33, 6 April 2006 (UTC)		*If it gets no hits, why do you want it to be removed? I'm not even going to block you right now, since you're such a great [[lol-cow]]. ~ [[User:Krade]] <sup>[[User_talk:Krade\|hi yo~]]</sup> 17:33, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
	*This page has been accessed 2,710 times. --[[User:Killhamster\|kh]]/ [[~~User talk~~:Killhamster\|what]] 23:40, 6 April 2006 (UTC)		*This page has been accessed 2,710 times. --[[User:Killhamster\|kh]]/ [[User_talk:Killhamster\|what]] 23:40, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
	**see above. Ban me, I'll just have to crack open the proxy. It's a matter of principal, seeing I deleted all traces of those journals and this is the only thing remaining. just delete it and you'll never hear from me again...anywhere online. please the article has been up for over a year, dummy. Only recently have I shown interest in having it removed. Are you sure about that? making a mockery or harassing one individual when there's no one to witness it except a couple other sad losers dosent deserve to be here. Please remove it- Dimitri the Lover		**see above. Ban me, I'll just have to crack open the proxy. It's a matter of principal, seeing I deleted all traces of those journals and this is the only thing remaining. just delete it and you'll never hear from me again...anywhere online. please the article has been up for over a year, dummy. Only recently have I shown interest in having it removed. Are you sure about that? making a mockery or harassing one individual when there's no one to witness it except a couple other sad losers dosent deserve to be here. Please remove it- Dimitri the Lover

	Just letting you know the message has been sent out...I also forwarded that nice page about "deamhost dosen't obay the law" Today's job is now finding out all the places I can repot dreamhost to - Dimitri the Lover		Just letting you know the message has been sent out...I also forwarded that nice page about "deamhost dosen't obay the law" Today's job is now finding out all the places I can repot dreamhost to - Dimitri the Lover
	*Sorry, [[lol-cow]]. If you read the disclaimer, and the article I linked, DreamHost is not responsible for whatever is said or done on this site.		*Sorry, [[lol-cow]]. If you read the disclaimer, and the article I linked, DreamHost is not responsible for whatever is said or done on this site.
	*Umh... Should I tell him that ED isn't hosted on Dreamhost once again? Nah, why ruin the fun. Please post the emails! ~ [[User:Krade]] <sup>[[~~User talk~~:Krade\|hi yo~]]</sup> 19:41, 7 April 2006 (UTC)		*Umh... Should I tell him that ED isn't hosted on Dreamhost once again? Nah, why ruin the fun. Please post the emails! ~ [[User:Krade]] <sup>[[User_talk:Krade\|hi yo~]]</sup> 19:41, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
	**It isn't anymore? Woops. Oh well, more [[lmaonade]], Krade?--[[User:Riboflavin\|Riboflavin]] 19:42, 7 April 2006 (UTC)		**It isn't anymore? Woops. Oh well, more [[lmaonade]], Krade?--[[User:Riboflavin\|Riboflavin]] 19:42, 7 April 2006 (UTC)

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	*You're so hot when you whine like a little girl. Would you have any objection to wearing a raccoon suit on a date? --[[User:Foodlebunny\|Foodlebunny]] 20:43, 7 April 2006 (UTC)		*You're so hot when you whine like a little girl. Would you have any objection to wearing a raccoon suit on a date? --[[User:Foodlebunny\|Foodlebunny]] 20:43, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
	*"I don't wanna hear/ I don't wanna know/ Please don't say you're sorry/ I've heard it all before, and I/ Can take care of myself/ I don't wanna hear/ I don't wanna know/ Please don't say forgive me/ I've seen it all before, and I/ Can't take it anymore/ You're not half the man you think you are/ Save your words because you've gone too far/ I've listened to all your lies and your stories/ You're not half the man you'd like to be."--[[Madonna]] "Sorry" --[[User:Riboflavin\|Riboflavin]] 20:49, 7 April 2006 (UTC)		*"I don't wanna hear/ I don't wanna know/ Please don't say you're sorry/ I've heard it all before, and I/ Can take care of myself/ I don't wanna hear/ I don't wanna know/ Please don't say forgive me/ I've seen it all before, and I/ Can't take it anymore/ You're not half the man you think you are/ Save your words because you've gone too far/ I've listened to all your lies and your stories/ You're not half the man you'd like to be."--[[Madonna]] "Sorry" --[[User:Riboflavin\|Riboflavin]] 20:49, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
	*What a funny little man. I bet you also have a small, cute cock. --[[User:~~winus~~\|~~winus~~]] 16:09, 8 April 2006 (UTC)		*What a funny little man. I bet you also have a small, cute cock. --[[User:Gayus\|Gayus]] 16:09, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
	*Your [[Internet Detective]] skills fail. Did you know Dreamhost is also a registrar? ~ [[User:Krade]] <sup>[[~~User talk~~:Krade\|hi yo~]]</sup> 16:53, 8 April 2006 (UTC)		*Your [[Internet Detective]] skills fail. Did you know Dreamhost is also a registrar? ~ [[User:Krade]] <sup>[[User_talk:Krade\|hi yo~]]</sup> 16:53, 8 April 2006 (UTC)

	This site solely exists to harass people huh? I cannot see the satire or what would be funny about that article or this discussion page. How pathetic does a person have to be to see any humour in harassing people online? My messages to dreamhost should pay off eventually. Also, I expanded it to "Raytheon" - I let them know what one of there employees do in their spare time. - Dimitri the Lover		This site solely exists to harass people huh? I cannot see the satire or what would be funny about that article or this discussion page. How pathetic does a person have to be to see any humour in harassing people online? My messages to dreamhost should pay off eventually. Also, I expanded it to "Raytheon" - I let them know what one of there employees do in their spare time. - Dimitri the Lover
	*You still don't get it. '''DREAMHOST DOES NOT HOST ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA'''. You lose 1 level of [[Internet Detective]] skill. ~ [[User:Krade]] <sup>[[~~User talk~~:Krade\|hi yo~]]</sup> 17:05, 14 April 2006 (UTC)		*You still don't get it. '''DREAMHOST DOES NOT HOST ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA'''. You lose 1 level of [[Internet Detective]] skill. ~ [[User:Krade]] <sup>[[User_talk:Krade\|hi yo~]]</sup> 17:05, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
	Please also note that harassment of someone involves some attempt to interact with them. We make fun of people, but we don't go to that person and interact with them via our articles, which are parody, and therefore given lots of legal room in the US. Anyone offended by what they see is invited, without malice, to change the channel. Or the current URL that their browser points at, followed by a single striking of the 'Enter' key. [[User:J3ph 42\|J3ph 42]] 17:17, 14 April 2006 (UTC)		Please also note that harassment of someone involves some attempt to interact with them. We make fun of people, but we don't go to that person and interact with them via our articles, which are parody, and therefore given lots of legal room in the US. Anyone offended by what they see is invited, without malice, to change the channel. Or the current URL that their browser points at, followed by a single striking of the 'Enter' key. [[User:J3ph 42\|J3ph 42]] 17:17, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
	**<big>Cool! Sherrod works for the company that invented the microwave and the Tomahawk missles[[oneoneone\|!!!]]</big>. Sorry [[lol-cow]] your milk is old and sour compared to what [[Dwarlinggirlxcore]] pumped out. From now on, it's just song lyric responses for you. "I've listened to all your lies and your stories/ You're not half the man you'd like to be."--[[Madonna]] "Sorry". --[[User:Riboflavin\|Riboflavin]] 17:16, 14 April 2006 (UTC)		**<big>Cool! Sherrod works for the company that invented the microwave and the Tomahawk missles[[oneoneone\|!!!]]</big>. Sorry [[lol-cow]] your milk is old and sour compared to what [[Dwarlinggirlxcore]] pumped out. From now on, it's just song lyric responses for you. "I've listened to all your lies and your stories/ You're not half the man you'd like to be."--[[Madonna]] "Sorry". --[[User:Riboflavin\|Riboflavin]] 17:16, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
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	*<s>[http://theinamorato.livejournal.com theinamorato]</s>		*<s>[http://theinamorato.livejournal.com theinamorato]</s>

	==External ~~links~~==		==External Links==
	*[http://www.dimitrithelover.com THE OFFICIAL WEBPAGE OF DIMITRI THE LOVER]		*[http://www.dimitrithelover.com THE OFFICIAL WEBPAGE OF DIMITRI THE LOVER]
	:*[http://twitter.com/dimitrithelover DIMITRI THE LOVER'S TWITTER]		:*[http://twitter.com/dimitrithelover DIMITRI THE LOVER'S TWITTER]

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	However, Dimitri The Lover's cunning plan was foiled by the [[dramacrat]]s at [[ED]], who ruined his whole life by pointing out his lame attacks against Djna. [[GNAA\|Professional trolls]], [[Internet Detective]]s and just about everyone else that loves [[Internet drama]] is now pointing and laughing at this [[fucking idiot]], who thought he could deceive veteran [[Internet Detective]]s and [[dramacrats]]. However, the Djna/Dimitri The Lover drama is far from being over and [[Dramacrats]] can now enjoy the [[ad hominem]] attacks and the [[edit war]].		However, Dimitri The Lover's cunning plan was foiled by the [[dramacrat]]s at [[ED]], who ruined his whole life by pointing out his lame attacks against Djna. [[GNAA\|Professional trolls]], [[Internet Detective]]s and just about everyone else that loves [[Internet drama]] is now pointing and laughing at this [[fucking idiot]], who thought he could deceive veteran [[Internet Detective]]s and [[dramacrats]]. However, the Djna/Dimitri The Lover drama is far from being over and [[Dramacrats]] can now enjoy the [[ad hominem]] attacks and the [[edit war]].

	==Dimitri may love [[TOW]] but TOW does not [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/James_N._Sears ~~gay~~ love] Dimitri.==		==Dimitri may love [[TOW]] but TOW does not [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/James_N._Sears win love] Dimitri.==
	Sometime in ~~September-October~~ 2009, Dimitri [[Vanity Page\|posted himself into his very own Wikipedia article]] expecting to cash in on his creeper fame and solidify his place forever. After all, he was mentioned once in an obscure Toronto Sun article, and besides, he was kinda a big deal. However those damn "Metrosexual-infested unscrupulous (Wikipedia) Wikipedians who folded to FEMINAZI CUNTS!" were being total JERKS and were trying to delete his [[Shit\|hard written]] article. Dimitri was convinced that it had to be for political reasons because being a paranoid lunatic with the social skills of a smoldering stool sample would conveniently point you in that direction.		Sometime in September–October 2009, Dimitri [[Vanity Page\|posted himself into his very own Wikipedia article]] expecting to cash in on his creeper fame and solidify his place forever. After all, he was mentioned once in an obscure Toronto Sun article, and besides, he was kinda a big deal. However those damn "Metrosexual-infested unscrupulous (Wikipedia) Wikipedians who folded to FEMINAZI CUNTS!" were being total JERKS and were trying to delete his [[Shit\|hard written]] article. Dimitri was convinced that it had to be for political reasons because being a paranoid lunatic with the social skills of a smoldering stool sample would conveniently point you in that direction.

	Dimitri furiously posted on his twitter because his 33 subscribers, mostly his sock puppets, were going to take this "viral" and show the rest of the world this outrage!!! The three people who bothered to add him to their friend's lists, so they could show who was really the leader of the Twitter sprinkles rainbow ~~gayfag~~ train, didn't care. Dimitri quickly realized he could count on himself to be his ally, the only ally he needed.		Dimitri furiously posted on his twitter because his 33 subscribers, mostly his sock puppets, were going to take this "viral" and show the rest of the world this outrage!!! The three people who bothered to add him to their friend's lists, so they could show who was really the leader of the Twitter sprinkles rainbow winfag train, didn't care. Dimitri quickly realized he could count on himself to be his ally, the only ally he needed.

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	<center>Dimitri started off with the time tested defense of summoning an e-manager/lawyer to let everyone know that this was ~~<i>~~serious~~</i>~~.		<center>Dimitri started off with the time tested defense of summoning an e-manager/lawyer to let everyone know that this was ''serious''.

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	Can I get some help here instead of messaging dreamhost the hosting provider?. Delete this article please! the "lolz" - or whatever terminology a pathetic fucking loser would use isn't here. no one cares, I'm not known in livejournal circles, in-fact, I don't even have an active live journal account. Any help greatly appreciated. - Dimitri the Lover		Can I get some help here instead of messaging dreamhost the hosting provider?. Delete this article please! the "lolz" - or whatever terminology a pathetic fucking loser would use isn't here. no one cares, I'm not known in livejournal circles, in-fact, I don't even have an active live journal account. Any help greatly appreciated. - Dimitri the Lover
	*If [[Amalea]]'s harrasment of Dreamhost didn't work, what makes you think your requests will? Give up now before some really mean people catch wind of your repeated whinings.--[[User:Riboflavin\|Riboflavin]] 17:22, 6 April 2006 (UTC)		*If [[Amalea]]'s harrasment of Dreamhost didn't work, what makes you think your requests will? Give up now before some really mean people catch wind of your repeated whinings.--[[User:Riboflavin\|Riboflavin]] 17:22, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
	*Please do contact Dreamhost. I'm sure they'd be happy with getting a complaint over a web site that they do not host. ~ ~ [[User:Krade]] <sup>[[~~User_talk~~:Krade\|hi yo~]]</sup> 17:25, 6 April 2006 (UTC)		*Please do contact Dreamhost. I'm sure they'd be happy with getting a complaint over a web site that they do not host. ~ ~ [[User:Krade]] <sup>[[User talk:Krade\|hi yo~]]</sup> 17:25, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
	**Well, I have my own special ways of persuading people. I'm petrified though, but not online much but only to try to get this article removed - it serves no purpose, I'm sure it gets no hits so please remove it. - Dimitri the Lover		**Well, I have my own special ways of persuading people. I'm petrified though, but not online much but only to try to get this article removed - it serves no purpose, I'm sure it gets no hits so please remove it. - Dimitri the Lover
	*[[DreamHost Does Not Obey The Law]]!!!--[[User:Riboflavin\|Riboflavin]] 17:29, 6 April 2006 (UTC)		*[[DreamHost Does Not Obey The Law]]!!!--[[User:Riboflavin\|Riboflavin]] 17:29, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
	*If it gets no hits, why do you want it to be removed? I'm not even going to block you right now, since you're such a great [[lol-cow]]. ~ [[User:Krade]] <sup>[[~~User_talk~~:Krade\|hi yo~]]</sup> 17:33, 6 April 2006 (UTC)		*If it gets no hits, why do you want it to be removed? I'm not even going to block you right now, since you're such a great [[lol-cow]]. ~ [[User:Krade]] <sup>[[User talk:Krade\|hi yo~]]</sup> 17:33, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
	*This page has been accessed 2,710 times. --[[User:Killhamster\|kh]]/ [[~~User_talk~~:Killhamster\|what]] 23:40, 6 April 2006 (UTC)		*This page has been accessed 2,710 times. --[[User:Killhamster\|kh]]/ [[User talk:Killhamster\|what]] 23:40, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
	**see above. Ban me, I'll just have to crack open the proxy. It's a matter of principal, seeing I deleted all traces of those journals and this is the only thing remaining. just delete it and you'll never hear from me again...anywhere online. please the article has been up for over a year, dummy. Only recently have I shown interest in having it removed. Are you sure about that? making a mockery or harassing one individual when there's no one to witness it except a couple other sad losers dosent deserve to be here. Please remove it- Dimitri the Lover		**see above. Ban me, I'll just have to crack open the proxy. It's a matter of principal, seeing I deleted all traces of those journals and this is the only thing remaining. just delete it and you'll never hear from me again...anywhere online. please the article has been up for over a year, dummy. Only recently have I shown interest in having it removed. Are you sure about that? making a mockery or harassing one individual when there's no one to witness it except a couple other sad losers dosent deserve to be here. Please remove it- Dimitri the Lover

	Just letting you know the message has been sent out...I also forwarded that nice page about "deamhost dosen't obay the law" Today's job is now finding out all the places I can repot dreamhost to - Dimitri the Lover		Just letting you know the message has been sent out...I also forwarded that nice page about "deamhost dosen't obay the law" Today's job is now finding out all the places I can repot dreamhost to - Dimitri the Lover
	*Sorry, [[lol-cow]]. If you read the disclaimer, and the article I linked, DreamHost is not responsible for whatever is said or done on this site.		*Sorry, [[lol-cow]]. If you read the disclaimer, and the article I linked, DreamHost is not responsible for whatever is said or done on this site.
	*Umh... Should I tell him that ED isn't hosted on Dreamhost once again? Nah, why ruin the fun. Please post the emails! ~ [[User:Krade]] <sup>[[~~User_talk~~:Krade\|hi yo~]]</sup> 19:41, 7 April 2006 (UTC)		*Umh... Should I tell him that ED isn't hosted on Dreamhost once again? Nah, why ruin the fun. Please post the emails! ~ [[User:Krade]] <sup>[[User talk:Krade\|hi yo~]]</sup> 19:41, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
	**It isn't anymore? Woops. Oh well, more [[lmaonade]], Krade?--[[User:Riboflavin\|Riboflavin]] 19:42, 7 April 2006 (UTC)		**It isn't anymore? Woops. Oh well, more [[lmaonade]], Krade?--[[User:Riboflavin\|Riboflavin]] 19:42, 7 April 2006 (UTC)

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	*You're so hot when you whine like a little girl. Would you have any objection to wearing a raccoon suit on a date? --[[User:Foodlebunny\|Foodlebunny]] 20:43, 7 April 2006 (UTC)		*You're so hot when you whine like a little girl. Would you have any objection to wearing a raccoon suit on a date? --[[User:Foodlebunny\|Foodlebunny]] 20:43, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
	*"I don't wanna hear/ I don't wanna know/ Please don't say you're sorry/ I've heard it all before, and I/ Can take care of myself/ I don't wanna hear/ I don't wanna know/ Please don't say forgive me/ I've seen it all before, and I/ Can't take it anymore/ You're not half the man you think you are/ Save your words because you've gone too far/ I've listened to all your lies and your stories/ You're not half the man you'd like to be."--[[Madonna]] "Sorry" --[[User:Riboflavin\|Riboflavin]] 20:49, 7 April 2006 (UTC)		*"I don't wanna hear/ I don't wanna know/ Please don't say you're sorry/ I've heard it all before, and I/ Can take care of myself/ I don't wanna hear/ I don't wanna know/ Please don't say forgive me/ I've seen it all before, and I/ Can't take it anymore/ You're not half the man you think you are/ Save your words because you've gone too far/ I've listened to all your lies and your stories/ You're not half the man you'd like to be."--[[Madonna]] "Sorry" --[[User:Riboflavin\|Riboflavin]] 20:49, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
	*What a funny little man. I bet you also have a small, cute cock. --[[User:~~Gayus~~\|~~Gayus~~]] 16:09, 8 April 2006 (UTC)		*What a funny little man. I bet you also have a small, cute cock. --[[User:winus\|winus]] 16:09, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
	*Your [[Internet Detective]] skills fail. Did you know Dreamhost is also a registrar? ~ [[User:Krade]] <sup>[[~~User_talk~~:Krade\|hi yo~]]</sup> 16:53, 8 April 2006 (UTC)		*Your [[Internet Detective]] skills fail. Did you know Dreamhost is also a registrar? ~ [[User:Krade]] <sup>[[User talk:Krade\|hi yo~]]</sup> 16:53, 8 April 2006 (UTC)

	This site solely exists to harass people huh? I cannot see the satire or what would be funny about that article or this discussion page. How pathetic does a person have to be to see any humour in harassing people online? My messages to dreamhost should pay off eventually. Also, I expanded it to "Raytheon" - I let them know what one of there employees do in their spare time. - Dimitri the Lover		This site solely exists to harass people huh? I cannot see the satire or what would be funny about that article or this discussion page. How pathetic does a person have to be to see any humour in harassing people online? My messages to dreamhost should pay off eventually. Also, I expanded it to "Raytheon" - I let them know what one of there employees do in their spare time. - Dimitri the Lover
	*You still don't get it. '''DREAMHOST DOES NOT HOST ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA'''. You lose 1 level of [[Internet Detective]] skill. ~ [[User:Krade]] <sup>[[~~User_talk~~:Krade\|hi yo~]]</sup> 17:05, 14 April 2006 (UTC)		*You still don't get it. '''DREAMHOST DOES NOT HOST ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA'''. You lose 1 level of [[Internet Detective]] skill. ~ [[User:Krade]] <sup>[[User talk:Krade\|hi yo~]]</sup> 17:05, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
	Please also note that harassment of someone involves some attempt to interact with them. We make fun of people, but we don't go to that person and interact with them via our articles, which are parody, and therefore given lots of legal room in the US. Anyone offended by what they see is invited, without malice, to change the channel. Or the current URL that their browser points at, followed by a single striking of the 'Enter' key. [[User:J3ph 42\|J3ph 42]] 17:17, 14 April 2006 (UTC)		Please also note that harassment of someone involves some attempt to interact with them. We make fun of people, but we don't go to that person and interact with them via our articles, which are parody, and therefore given lots of legal room in the US. Anyone offended by what they see is invited, without malice, to change the channel. Or the current URL that their browser points at, followed by a single striking of the 'Enter' key. [[User:J3ph 42\|J3ph 42]] 17:17, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
	**<big>Cool! Sherrod works for the company that invented the microwave and the Tomahawk missles[[oneoneone\|!!!]]</big>. Sorry [[lol-cow]] your milk is old and sour compared to what [[Dwarlinggirlxcore]] pumped out. From now on, it's just song lyric responses for you. "I've listened to all your lies and your stories/ You're not half the man you'd like to be."--[[Madonna]] "Sorry". --[[User:Riboflavin\|Riboflavin]] 17:16, 14 April 2006 (UTC)		**<big>Cool! Sherrod works for the company that invented the microwave and the Tomahawk missles[[oneoneone\|!!!]]</big>. Sorry [[lol-cow]] your milk is old and sour compared to what [[Dwarlinggirlxcore]] pumped out. From now on, it's just song lyric responses for you. "I've listened to all your lies and your stories/ You're not half the man you'd like to be."--[[Madonna]] "Sorry". --[[User:Riboflavin\|Riboflavin]] 17:16, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
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	==External ~~Links~~==		==External links==
	*[http://www.dimitrithelover.com THE OFFICIAL WEBPAGE OF DIMITRI THE LOVER]		*[http://www.dimitrithelover.com THE OFFICIAL WEBPAGE OF DIMITRI THE LOVER]
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