Dilbert - Revision history

Paul in the Mall at 14:53, 17 January 2026

2026-01-17T14:53:16Z

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LordGrimThInvincible: Last like, lore peieces.

2026-01-14T22:44:00Z

Last like, lore peieces.

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	During COVID, Clott decided to shill for the (((vaccine))), thus causing the entire Right-wing cult to hate him and call him "Clott Adams" for the remainder of his life.		During COVID, Clott decided to shill for the (((vaccine))), thus causing the entire Right-wing cult to hate him and call him "Clott Adams" for the remainder of his life.

	The boomer was later slain by a huge, circumcised dragon cock obliterating his prostate in January 2026.		The boomer was later slain by a huge, circumcised dragon cock obliterating his prostate in January 2026. Left-cult laughed as his hearse went by due to him being a [[trump\|ZOGald]] shill, Right-cult laughed as his hearse went by due to him being a vaccine shill, even though he changed his opinion on vaccines.

	NEVER join a political cult, kids!		NEVER join a political cult, kids!

Slots at 22:41, 14 January 2026

2026-01-14T22:41:50Z

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	[[image:Dilbertwebisode.PNG\|thumb\|left\|Typical web episode.]]		[[image:Dilbertwebisode.PNG\|thumb\|left\|Typical web episode.]]

	[[dildo\|'''''Dilbert''''']] is a [[anime\|comic strip]] by [[hippie\|pot-addled]] [[aspie\|high-IQ]] [[troll\|puppeteer]] [[Dilbert\|Scott Adams]]. The strip is highly [[unfunny\|successful]] because it [[fail\|attempts]] to satirize every possible scenario in the [[EA\|business world]].		[[dildo\|'''''Dilbert''''']] <strike>is</strike> was a [[anime\|comic strip]] by [[hippie\|pot-addled]] [[aspie\|high-IQ]] [[troll\|puppeteer]] [[Dilbert\|Scott Adams]]. The strip is highly [[unfunny\|successful]] because it [[fail\|attempts]] to satirize every possible scenario in the [[EA\|business world]].

	''Dilbert'' is popular among [[basement-dweller\|cubicle dwellers]] because they can identify with being a worthless wage slave at the bottom rung of the corporate ladder. Ironically, they are worthless wage slaves at the bottom rung of the corporate ladder because they waste all their time reading ''Dilbert'' instead of advancing their careers by getting shit done, taking it up the ass from superiors and helping people in senior management bury dead hookers every now and then.		''Dilbert'' is popular among [[basement-dweller\|cubicle dwellers]] because they can identify with being a worthless wage slave at the bottom rung of the corporate ladder. Ironically, they are worthless wage slaves at the bottom rung of the corporate ladder because they waste all their time reading ''Dilbert'' instead of advancing their careers by getting shit done, taking it up the ass from superiors and helping people in senior management bury dead hookers every now and then.

LordGrimThInvincible: Feminine and passsive agressive

2026-01-14T15:43:46Z

Feminine and passsive agressive

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	No refunds, Clott!		No refunds, Clott!

			We like to joke on this website a lot, but here is the truth: Scott Adams was terminally ill and could have spent his last years with his family but instead he wasted the last years of his life being feminine and passive-aggressive on a meaningless repository of false opinions for midwitted nerds, which is probably one of the most useless endeavors a man could dedicate himself to.

	== [[Moar]] Dilbert Strips ==		== [[Moar]] Dilbert Strips ==

LordGrimThInvincible: Stuff

2026-01-14T15:14:34Z

Stuff

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	[[Unwarranted self importance\|Right, because every human really needs to broadcast every obnoxious opinion they have.]]		[[Unwarranted self importance\|Right, because every human really needs to broadcast every obnoxious opinion they have.]]

	He wanted to impress the right-wing cult, thus causing the left-wing cult to hate his guts.		He wanted to impress the right-wing cult, thus causing the left-wing cult to hate his guts. This led to his strip getting canceled in the newspaper.

	Alas, you should never attempt to join a cult if you do meet 100% of the requirements of being perceived as a standard issue member of said cult.		Alas, you should never attempt to join a cult if you do meet 100% of the requirements of being perceived as a standard issue member of said cult.
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	During COVID, Clott decided to shill for the (((vaccine))), thus causing the entire Right-wing cult to hate him and call him "Clott Adams" for the remainder of his life.		During COVID, Clott decided to shill for the (((vaccine))), thus causing the entire Right-wing cult to hate him and call him "Clott Adams" for the remainder of his life.

	The boomer was later slain by a huge, circumcised dragon cock ~~going up~~ his prostate in January 2026.		The boomer was later slain by a huge, circumcised dragon cock obliterating his prostate in January 2026.

	NEVER join a political cult, kids!		NEVER join a political cult, kids!

LordGrimThInvincible: format

2026-01-14T15:11:52Z

format

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	==What being a political cultist gets you.==		==What being a political cultist gets you.==

	[[File:ClottNiggerTreeTwitter.jpeg\|thumb]]		[[File:ClottNiggerTreeTwitter.jpeg\|center\|thumb]]

	Like all "content creators" nowadays, Clott Adams became a loudmouth political commentator around 2018.		Like all "content creators" nowadays, Clott Adams became a loudmouth political commentator around 2018.

LordGrimThInvincible: N.

2026-01-14T15:11:06Z

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	==What being a political cultist gets you.==		==What being a political cultist gets you.==

			[[File:ClottNiggerTreeTwitter.jpeg\|thumb]]

	Like all "content creators" nowadays, Clott Adams became a loudmouth political commentator around 2018.		Like all "content creators" nowadays, Clott Adams became a loudmouth political commentator around 2018.

LordGrimThInvincible: /* What being a political cultist gets you. */

2026-01-14T05:47:17Z

What being a political cultist gets you.

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	Like all "content creators" nowadays, Clott Adams became a loudmouth political commentator around 2018.		Like all "content creators" nowadays, Clott Adams became a loudmouth political commentator around 2018.

	He wanted to impress the right-wing cult, thus causing the left-cult to hate his guts.		[[Unwarranted self importance\|Right, because every human really needs to broadcast every obnoxious opinion they have.]]

			He wanted to impress the right-wing cult, thus causing the left-wing cult to hate his guts.

	Alas, you should never attempt to join a cult if you do meet 100% of the requirements of being perceived as a standard issue member of said cult.		Alas, you should never attempt to join a cult if you do meet 100% of the requirements of being perceived as a standard issue member of said cult.

LordGrimThInvincible: Grammar

2026-01-14T05:44:40Z

Grammar

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	During COVID, Clott decided to shill for the (((vaccine))), thus causing the entire Right-wing cult to hate him and call him "Clott Adams" for the remainder of his life.		During COVID, Clott decided to shill for the (((vaccine))), thus causing the entire Right-wing cult to hate him and call him "Clott Adams" for the remainder of his life.

	The was slain by a huge, circumcised dragon cock going up his prostate in January 2026.		The boomer was later slain by a huge, circumcised dragon cock going up his prostate in January 2026.

	NEVER join a political cult, kids!		NEVER join a political cult, kids!

LordGrimThInvincible: Fuck cultists.

2026-01-14T05:43:46Z

Fuck cultists.

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	[[Image:Haventadilberttogive.gif\|thumb\|right\|I'm Dilbert as fuck.]]		[[Image:Haventadilberttogive.gif\|thumb\|right\|I'm Dilbert as fuck.]]

			==What being a political cultist gets you.==

			Like all "content creators" nowadays, Clott Adams became a loudmouth political commentator around 2018.

			He wanted to impress the right-wing cult, thus causing the left-cult to hate his guts.

			Alas, you should never attempt to join a cult if you do meet 100% of the requirements of being perceived as a standard issue member of said cult.

			During COVID, Clott decided to shill for the (((vaccine))), thus causing the entire Right-wing cult to hate him and call him "Clott Adams" for the remainder of his life.

			The was slain by a huge, circumcised dragon cock going up his prostate in January 2026.

			NEVER join a political cult, kids!

			No refunds, Clott!

	== [[Moar]] Dilbert Strips ==		== [[Moar]] Dilbert Strips ==

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	[[image:Dilbertwebisode.PNG\|thumb\|left\|Typical web episode.]]		[[image:Dilbertwebisode.PNG\|thumb\|left\|Typical web episode.]]

	[[dildo\|'''''Dilbert''''']] is a [[anime\|comic strip]] by [[hippie\|pot-addled]] [[aspie\|high-IQ]] [[troll\|puppeteer]] [[Dilbert\|Scott Adams]]. The strip is highly [[unfunny\|successful]] because it [[fail\|attempts]] to satirize every possible scenario in the [[EA\|business world]].		[[dildo\|'''''Dilbert''''']] <strike>is</strike> was a [[anime\|comic strip]] by [[hippie\|pot-addled]] [[aspie\|high-IQ]] [[troll\|puppeteer]] [[Dilbert\|Scott Adams]]. The strip is highly [[unfunny\|successful]] because it [[fail\|attempts]] to satirize every possible scenario in the [[EA\|business world]].

	''Dilbert'' is popular among [[basement-dweller\|cubicle dwellers]] because they can identify with being a worthless wage slave at the bottom rung of the corporate ladder. Ironically, they are worthless wage slaves at the bottom rung of the corporate ladder because they waste all their time reading ''Dilbert'' instead of advancing their careers by getting shit done, taking it up the ass from superiors and helping people in senior management bury dead hookers every now and then.		''Dilbert'' is popular among [[basement-dweller\|cubicle dwellers]] because they can identify with being a worthless wage slave at the bottom rung of the corporate ladder. Ironically, they are worthless wage slaves at the bottom rung of the corporate ladder because they waste all their time reading ''Dilbert'' instead of advancing their careers by getting shit done, taking it up the ass from superiors and helping people in senior management bury dead hookers every now and then.