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	'''''Devil May Cry''''' is a [[video game]] series by [[Capcom\|Crapcum]] in which you play as an faggy albino [[emo\|demon/human half-breed]] named Dante, dressed up as a [[goth\|gay vampire]], he has a huge ego, a small penis, [[Dying Alone\|girl problems]], the most buttrock cringe music ever, a fucking sword, [[WIN\|guns with infinite ammo]], and [[pretty cool guy\|is not afraid of demons and furries]] but sill can't get laid. So pretty much [[you\|you]] personified as a video game character. As a Considered [[Shit\|a masterpiece]], this series has spawned three sequels and one [[piece of shit]] reboot. It was the predecessor to [[Bayonetta]], because after [[Hideki Kamiya]] realized how shitty working for Capcum really was, he started his own game company called Platinum Games. However, Capcom being the [[faggots\|cool people]] that they are denied Kamiya the rights to his own game and sold his franchise to Ninja Theory, who trashed the series [[for the lulz]]. [[Image:DmG2.jpg\|thumb\|right\|350px]]		'''''Devil May Cry''''' is a [[video game]] series by [[Capcom\|Crapcum]] in which you play as an faggy albino [[emo\|demon/human half-breed]] named Dante, dressed up as a [[goth\|gay vampire]], he has a huge ego, a small penis, [[Dying Alone\|girl problems]], the most buttrock cringe music ever, a fucking sword, [[WIN\|guns with infinite ammo]], and [[pretty cool guy\|is not afraid of demons and furries]] but sill can't get laid. So pretty much [[you\|you]] personified as a video game character. As a Considered [[Shit\|a masterpiece]], this series has spawned three sequels and one [[piece of shit]] reboot. It was the predecessor to [[Bayonetta]], because after [[Hideki Kamiya]] realized how shitty working for Capcum really was, he started his own game company called Platinum Games. However, Capcom being the [[faggots\|cool people]] that they are denied Kamiya the rights to his own game and sold his franchise to Ninja Theory, who trashed the series [[for the lulz]]. [[Image:DmG2.jpg\|thumb\|right\|350px]]

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	'''''Devil May Cry''''' is a [[video game]] series by [[Capcom\|Crapcum]] in which you play as an faggy albino [[emo\|demon/human half-breed]] named Dante, dressed up as a [[goth\|gay vampire]], he has a huge ego, a small penis, [[Dying Alone\|girl problems]], ~~and~~ the most buttrock cringe music ever, a fucking sword, [[WIN\|guns with infinite ammo]], and [[pretty cool guy\|is not afraid of demons and furries]] but sill can't get laid. So pretty much [[you\|you]] personified as a video game character. as a Considered [[Shit\|a masterpiece]], this series has spawned three sequels and one [[piece of shit]] reboot. It was the predecessor to [[Bayonetta]], because after [[Hideki Kamiya]] realized how shitty working for Capcum really was, he started his own game company called Platinum Games. However, Capcom being the [[faggots\|cool people]] that they are denied Kamiya the rights to his own game and sold his franchise to Ninja Theory, who trashed the series [[for the lulz]]. [[Image:DmG2.jpg\|thumb\|right\|350px]]		'''''Devil May Cry''''' is a [[video game]] series by [[Capcom\|Crapcum]] in which you play as an faggy albino [[emo\|demon/human half-breed]] named Dante, dressed up as a [[goth\|gay vampire]], he has a huge ego, a small penis, [[Dying Alone\|girl problems]], the most buttrock cringe music ever, a fucking sword, [[WIN\|guns with infinite ammo]], and [[pretty cool guy\|is not afraid of demons and furries]] but sill can't get laid. So pretty much [[you\|you]] personified as a video game character. As a Considered [[Shit\|a masterpiece]], this series has spawned three sequels and one [[piece of shit]] reboot. It was the predecessor to [[Bayonetta]], because after [[Hideki Kamiya]] realized how shitty working for Capcum really was, he started his own game company called Platinum Games. However, Capcom being the [[faggots\|cool people]] that they are denied Kamiya the rights to his own game and sold his franchise to Ninja Theory, who trashed the series [[for the lulz]]. [[Image:DmG2.jpg\|thumb\|right\|350px]]

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	'''Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening''' - this game is everyone's favorite and considered the best in the franchise. You play as [[Internet Tough Guy\|younger Dante]], back when he was a faggot douchebag punk and breaks everything in sight with his [[My Tiny Dick\|sword]] because [[Fuck Da Police]] ([[The Legend of Zelda\|this rebelliousness is only rivaled by Link]]). His brother Vergil is in the game, playing the secondary [[douchebag\|antagonist]]. A nerdy [[wannabe]] who just wants his brother Dante to [[gay sex\|stick it in]] while he steals his other half of his father's [[Fleshlight\|pendant]]. Oh yeah, there's also a [[jailbait]] female lead named Lady who will make you feel like a [[pedo]] the entire game. In the third one you can also play as his [[Gay\|evil]] twin brother, so [[Truth\|it's the best out of all the three games]].		'''Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening''' - this game is everyone's favorite and considered the best in the franchise. You play as [[Internet Tough Guy\|younger Dante]], back when he was a faggot douchebag punk and breaks everything in sight with his [[My Tiny Dick\|sword]] because [[Fuck Da Police]] ([[The Legend of Zelda\|this rebelliousness is only rivaled by Link]]). His brother Vergil is in the game, playing the secondary [[douchebag\|antagonist]]. A nerdy [[wannabe]] who just wants his brother Dante to [[gay sex\|stick it in]] while he steals his other half of his father's [[Fleshlight\|pendant]]. Oh yeah, there's also a [[jailbait]] female lead named Lady who will make you feel like a [[pedo]] the entire game. In the third one you can also play as his [[Gay\|evil]] twin brother, so [[Truth\|it's the best out of all the three games]].

	'''Devil May Cry 4'''- Dante is in his early 30's in this game, even though he looks like[[old\|Richard Gere]]. Too bad you can't play him until after you have done all the levels with Nero(hahaha disregard that i suck cocks, nero is far more fun to play than glitch lord dante), Vergil's emotional and edgy [[wigger\|bastard child]]. After you beat all the bosses with Nero, Dante kills each one of them [[for the lulz]] like the complete cheesy troll he is. Also, according to fangirl speculation, Nero and Dante are [[gay\|ghey]] together, which is completely sick since Nero is Dante's fucking nephew. There's also a new [[cunt\|female]] character named [[jailbait\|Kyrie]], who is completely useless and gets stolen away like motherfucking Princess Peach. How original. Got a special edition that allowed fanboys to jerk off over Vergil again, and that also allowed players to play as Lady and Trish, but made their fappable alt costumes DLC. Thanks, Capcom.		'''Devil May Cry 4'''- Dante is in his early 30's in this game, even though he looks like [[old\|Richard Gere]]. Too bad you can't play him until after you have done all the levels with Nero(hahaha disregard that i suck cocks, nero is far more fun to play than glitch lord dante), Vergil's emotional and edgy [[wigger\|bastard child]]. After you beat all the bosses with Nero, Dante kills each one of them [[for the lulz]] like the complete cheesy troll he is. Also, according to fangirl speculation, Nero and Dante are [[gay\|ghey]] together, which is completely sick since Nero is Dante's fucking nephew. There's also a new [[cunt\|female]] character named [[jailbait\|Kyrie]], who is completely useless and gets stolen away like motherfucking Princess Peach. How original. Got a special edition that allowed fanboys to jerk off over Vergil again, and that also allowed players to play as Lady and Trish, but made their fappable alt costumes DLC. Thanks, Capcom.

	'''[[shit\|DmC: Devil may Cry]]'''- We don't talk about this one.		'''[[shit\|DmC: Devil may Cry]]'''- We don't talk about this one.
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	[[Image:ThisIsWhereTheMagicHappens.jpg\|thumb\|Where Dante would fuck his fangirls... If he wasn't so raging gay for Vergil and Nero.]]		[[Image:ThisIsWhereTheMagicHappens.jpg\|thumb\|Where Dante would fuck his fangirls... If he wasn't so raging gay for Vergil and Nero.]]
	*'''[[Faggot\|Dante]]''' - Our SSStylish [[Homo\|hero]] is a [[twilight\|gay vampire]] born from a [[whore\|human woman]] and a demon father named Sparda, not to be confused with [[Sparta]] and he wants you to know just how [[fail\|cool]] he is every time he has a chance to. He is what you get if you combine every overglorified edgy [[white people\|white man]] with mary sue powers and every action anime ever made. So in simple terms a weeaboo version of Silver Age Superman and hot topic, His father Spartacus gave him the huge sword Rebellion to compensate for his small penis. Had a [[sex change\|magical girl transformation]] into [[Edward Cullen]] in the Reboot series because [[fuck you]]. He has a love of pizza, bitches(All of them shoot his lame ass down) and his own [[incest\|twin brother's sweet ass]].		*'''[[Faggot\|Dante]]''' - Our SSStylish [[Homo\|hero]] is a [[twilight\|gay vampire]] born from a [[whore\|human woman]] and a demon father named Sparda, not to be confused with [[Sparta]] and in order to cover up his blatant fail in everything he does, he wants you to know just how [[fail\|cool]] he is every time he has a chance to. He is what you get if you combine every overglorified edgy [[white people\|white man]] with mary sue powers and every action anime ever made. So in simple terms a weeaboo version of Silver Age Superman and hot topic, His father Spartacus gave him the huge sword Rebellion to compensate for his small penis. Had a [[sex change\|magical girl transformation]] into [[Edward Cullen]] in the Reboot series because [[fuck you]]. He has a love of pizza, bitches(All of them shoot his lame ass down) and his own [[incest\|twin brother's sweet ass]].

	*'''[[Homo\|Vergil aka Nelo Angelo]]''' - Dante's [[gay]] angsty, edgy weeaboo twin brother [[incest\|who sucks his twin brother's cock]]. [[Yaoi\|They have violent gay sex all the time, it's a fact. Fangirls love it]]. Despite being gayer than [[anal\|liberace]] and [[inuyasha\|sesshomaru]] ~~combine~~, he's actually a much more likeable than his edgier punk ass wannabe brother, by a long shot.		*'''[[Homo\|Vergil aka Nelo Angelo]]''' - Dante's [[gay]] angsty, edgy weeaboo twin brother [[incest\|who sucks his twin brother's cock]]. [[Yaoi\|They have violent gay sex all the time, it's a fact. Fangirls love it]]. Despite being gayer than [[anal\|liberace]] and [[inuyasha\|sesshomaru]] combined, he's actually a much more likeable than his edgier punk ass wannabe brother, by a long shot.

	*'''[[Slut\|Eva]]''' - Dante's demon-[[cocksucking]] human/angel/whatever mom.		*'''[[Slut\|Eva]]''' - Dante's demon-[[cocksucking]] human/angel/whatever mom.

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	'''''Devil May Cry''''' is a [[video game]] series by [[Capcom\|Crapcum]] in which you play as an faggy albino [[emo\|demon/human half-breed]] named Dante, dressed up as a [[goth\|gay vampire]], he has a huge ego and the most buttrock cringe music ever, a fucking sword, [[WIN\|guns with infinite ammo]], and [[pretty cool guy\|is not afraid of demons and furries]]. Considered [[Shit\|a masterpiece]], this series has spawned three sequels and one [[piece of shit]] reboot. It was the predecessor to [[Bayonetta]], because after [[Hideki Kamiya]] realized how shitty working for Capcum really was, he started his own game company called Platinum Games. However, Capcom being the [[faggots\|cool people]] that they are denied Kamiya the rights to his own game and sold his franchise to Ninja Theory, who trashed the series [[for the lulz]]. [[Image:DmG2.jpg\|thumb\|right\|350px]]		'''''Devil May Cry''''' is a [[video game]] series by [[Capcom\|Crapcum]] in which you play as an faggy albino [[emo\|demon/human half-breed]] named Dante, dressed up as a [[goth\|gay vampire]], he has a huge ego, a small penis, [[Dying Alone\|girl problems]], and the most buttrock cringe music ever, a fucking sword, [[WIN\|guns with infinite ammo]], and [[pretty cool guy\|is not afraid of demons and furries]] but sill can't get laid. So pretty much [[you\|you]] personified as a video game character. as a Considered [[Shit\|a masterpiece]], this series has spawned three sequels and one [[piece of shit]] reboot. It was the predecessor to [[Bayonetta]], because after [[Hideki Kamiya]] realized how shitty working for Capcum really was, he started his own game company called Platinum Games. However, Capcom being the [[faggots\|cool people]] that they are denied Kamiya the rights to his own game and sold his franchise to Ninja Theory, who trashed the series [[for the lulz]]. [[Image:DmG2.jpg\|thumb\|right\|350px]]

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	'''Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening''' - this game is everyone's favorite and considered the best in the franchise. You play as [[punk\|younger Dante]], back when he was [[too cool for the internet]] and breaks everything in sight with his [[penis\|sword]] because [[Fuck Da Police]] ([[The Legend of Zelda\|this rebelliousness is only rivaled by Link]]). His brother Vergil is in the game, playing the secondary [[douchebag\|antagonist]]. A nerdy [[wannabe]] who just wants his brother Dante to [[gay sex\|stick it in]] while he steals his other half of his father's [[Fleshlight\|pendant]]. Oh yeah, there's also a [[jailbait]] female lead named Lady who will make you feel like a [[pedo]] the entire game. In the third one you can also play as his [[Gay\|evil]] twin brother, so [[Truth\|it's the best out of all the three games]].		'''Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening''' - this game is everyone's favorite and considered the best in the franchise. You play as [[punk\|younger Dante]], back when he was [[too cool for the internet]] and breaks everything in sight with his [[penis\|sword]] because [[Fuck Da Police]] ([[The Legend of Zelda\|this rebelliousness is only rivaled by Link]]). His brother Vergil is in the game, playing the secondary [[douchebag\|antagonist]]. A nerdy [[wannabe]] who just wants his brother Dante to [[gay sex\|stick it in]] while he steals his other half of his father's [[Fleshlight\|pendant]]. Oh yeah, there's also a [[jailbait]] female lead named Lady who will make you feel like a [[pedo]] the entire game. In the third one you can also play as his [[Gay\|evil]] twin brother, so [[Truth\|it's the best out of all the three games]].

	'''Devil May Cry 4'''- Dante is in his early 30's in this game, even though he looks like one old [[motherfucker]]. Too bad you can't play him until after you have done all the levels with Nero, Vergil's emotional and edgy [[wigger\|bastard child]]. After you beat all the bosses with Nero, Dante kills each one of them [[for the lulz]] like the complete troll he is. Also, according to fangirl speculation, Nero and Dante are [[gay\|ghey]] together, which is completely sick since Nero is Dante's fucking nephew. There's also a new [[cunt\|female]] character named [[jailbait\|Kyrie]], who is completely useless and gets stolen away like motherfucking Princess Peach. How original.		'''Devil May Cry 4'''- Dante is in his early 30's in this game, even though he looks like one old [[motherfucker]]. Too bad you can't play him until after you have done all the levels with Nero, Vergil's emotional and edgy [[wigger\|bastard child]]. After you beat all the bosses with Nero, Dante kills each one of them [[for the lulz]] like the complete troll he is. Also, according to fangirl speculation, Nero and Dante are [[gay\|ghey]] together, which is completely sick since Nero is Dante's fucking nephew. There's also a new [[cunt\|female]] character named [[jailbait\|Kyrie]], who is completely useless and gets stolen away like motherfucking Princess Peach. How original. Got a special edition that allowed fanboys to jerk off over Vergil again, and that also allowed players to play as Lady and Trish, but made their fappable alt costumes DLC. Thanks, Capcom.

	'''[[shit\|DmC: Devil may Cry]]'''- We don't talk about this one.		'''[[shit\|DmC: Devil may Cry]]'''- We don't talk about this one.

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	*'''Arkham aka Jester''' - [[pedophile]] father of Lady. He's going to spank you for whatever reason. He also murdered his wife because he wanted to [[Satan\|become the devil]] and tricked Lady more than once into believing him.		*'''Arkham aka Jester''' - [[pedophile]] father of Lady. He's going to spank you for whatever reason. He also murdered his wife because he wanted to [[Satan\|become the devil]] and tricked Lady more than once into believing him.

	*'''[[MILF\|Trish]]''' - Trish is a [[MILF\|clone of Dante's mom]], and Dante wants to [[Smex\|fuck her brains out at the end of the first game]] since he has an Oedipus Complex. She has lightning that comes out of her [[cunt\|pussy]] and hands.		*'''[[MILF\|Trish]]''' - Trish is a [[MILF\|clone of Dante's mom]], and Dante wants to [[Smex\|fuck her brains out at the end of the first game]] since he has an Oedipus Complex. She has lightning that comes out of her [[cunt\|pussy]] and hands. Dressed up as [[Lady Gaga]] in DMC4 for no real reason.

	*'''[[faggot\|Nero]]''' - Nero is an emo [[Mary-Sue]] who whined his way into taking Dante's role as main character in DMC4. He's also Dante and Vergil's [[twincest]] butt spawn. He may, or may not be related to [[gay\|Raiden]] from [[Metal Gear Solid]].		*'''[[faggot\|Nero]]''' - Nero is an emo [[Mary-Sue]] who whined his way into taking Dante's role as main character in DMC4. He's also Dante and Vergil's [[twincest]] butt spawn. He may, or may not be related to [[gay\|Raiden]] from [[Metal Gear Solid]].

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	'''Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening''' - this game is everyone's favorite and considered the best in the franchise. You play as [[Internet Tough Guy\|younger Dante]], back when he was a faggot douchebag punk and breaks everything in sight with his [[My Tiny Dick\|sword]] because [[Fuck Da Police]] ([[The Legend of Zelda\|this rebelliousness is only rivaled by Link]]). His brother Vergil is in the game, playing the secondary [[douchebag\|antagonist]]. A nerdy [[wannabe]] who just wants his brother Dante to [[gay sex\|stick it in]] while he steals his other half of his father's [[Fleshlight\|pendant]]. Oh yeah, there's also a [[jailbait]] female lead named Lady who will make you feel like a [[pedo]] the entire game. In the third one you can also play as his [[Gay\|evil]] twin brother, so [[Truth\|it's the best out of all the three games]].		'''Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening''' - this game is everyone's favorite and considered the best in the franchise. You play as [[Internet Tough Guy\|younger Dante]], back when he was a faggot douchebag punk and breaks everything in sight with his [[My Tiny Dick\|sword]] because [[Fuck Da Police]] ([[The Legend of Zelda\|this rebelliousness is only rivaled by Link]]). His brother Vergil is in the game, playing the secondary [[douchebag\|antagonist]]. A nerdy [[wannabe]] who just wants his brother Dante to [[gay sex\|stick it in]] while he steals his other half of his father's [[Fleshlight\|pendant]]. Oh yeah, there's also a [[jailbait]] female lead named Lady who will make you feel like a [[pedo]] the entire game. In the third one you can also play as his [[Gay\|evil]] twin brother, so [[Truth\|it's the best out of all the three games]].

	'''Devil May Cry 4'''- Dante is in his early 30's in this game, even though he looks like[[old\|Richard Gere]]. Too bad you can't play him until after you have done all the levels with Nero(hahaha disregard that i suck cocks, nero is far more fun to play than glitch lord dante), Vergil's emotional and edgy [[wigger\|bastard child]]. After you beat all the bosses with Nero, Dante kills each one of them [[for the lulz]] like the complete cheesy troll he is. Also, according to fangirl speculation, Nero and Dante are [[gay\|ghey]] together, which is completely sick since Nero is Dante's fucking nephew. There's also a new [[cunt\|female]] character named [[jailbait\|Kyrie]], who is completely useless and gets stolen away like motherfucking Princess Peach. How original. Got a special edition that allowed fanboys to jerk off over Vergil again, and that also allowed players to play as Lady and Trish, but made their fappable alt costumes DLC. Thanks, Capcom.		'''Devil May Cry 4'''- Dante is in his early 30's in this game, even though he looks like [[old\|Richard Gere]]. Too bad you can't play him until after you have done all the levels with Nero(hahaha disregard that i suck cocks, nero is far more fun to play than glitch lord dante), Vergil's emotional and edgy [[wigger\|bastard child]]. After you beat all the bosses with Nero, Dante kills each one of them [[for the lulz]] like the complete cheesy troll he is. Also, according to fangirl speculation, Nero and Dante are [[gay\|ghey]] together, which is completely sick since Nero is Dante's fucking nephew. There's also a new [[cunt\|female]] character named [[jailbait\|Kyrie]], who is completely useless and gets stolen away like motherfucking Princess Peach. How original. Got a special edition that allowed fanboys to jerk off over Vergil again, and that also allowed players to play as Lady and Trish, but made their fappable alt costumes DLC. Thanks, Capcom.

	'''[[shit\|DmC: Devil may Cry]]'''- We don't talk about this one.		'''[[shit\|DmC: Devil may Cry]]'''- We don't talk about this one.
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	[[Image:ThisIsWhereTheMagicHappens.jpg\|thumb\|Where Dante would fuck his fangirls... If he wasn't so raging gay for Vergil and Nero.]]		[[Image:ThisIsWhereTheMagicHappens.jpg\|thumb\|Where Dante would fuck his fangirls... If he wasn't so raging gay for Vergil and Nero.]]
	*'''[[Faggot\|Dante]]''' - Our SSStylish [[Homo\|hero]] is a [[twilight\|gay vampire]] born from a [[whore\|human woman]] and a demon father named Sparda, not to be confused with [[Sparta]] and he wants you to know just how [[fail\|cool]] he is every time he has a chance to. He is what you get if you combine every overglorified edgy [[white people\|white man]] with mary sue powers and every action anime ever made. So in simple terms a weeaboo version of Silver Age Superman and hot topic, His father Spartacus gave him the huge sword Rebellion to compensate for his small penis. Had a [[sex change\|magical girl transformation]] into [[Edward Cullen]] in the Reboot series because [[fuck you]]. He has a love of pizza, bitches(All of them shoot his lame ass down) and his own [[incest\|twin brother's sweet ass]].		*'''[[Faggot\|Dante]]''' - Our SSStylish [[Homo\|hero]] is a [[twilight\|gay vampire]] born from a [[whore\|human woman]] and a demon father named Sparda, not to be confused with [[Sparta]] and in order to cover up his blatant fail in everything he does, he wants you to know just how [[fail\|cool]] he is every time he has a chance to. He is what you get if you combine every overglorified edgy [[white people\|white man]] with mary sue powers and every action anime ever made. So in simple terms a weeaboo version of Silver Age Superman and hot topic, His father Spartacus gave him the huge sword Rebellion to compensate for his small penis. Had a [[sex change\|magical girl transformation]] into [[Edward Cullen]] in the Reboot series because [[fuck you]]. He has a love of pizza, bitches(All of them shoot his lame ass down) and his own [[incest\|twin brother's sweet ass]].

	*'''[[Homo\|Vergil aka Nelo Angelo]]''' - Dante's [[gay]] angsty, edgy weeaboo twin brother [[incest\|who sucks his twin brother's cock]]. [[Yaoi\|They have violent gay sex all the time, it's a fact. Fangirls love it]]. Despite being gayer than [[anal\|liberace]] and [[inuyasha\|sesshomaru]] ~~combine~~, he's actually a much more likeable than his edgier punk ass wannabe brother, by a long shot.		*'''[[Homo\|Vergil aka Nelo Angelo]]''' - Dante's [[gay]] angsty, edgy weeaboo twin brother [[incest\|who sucks his twin brother's cock]]. [[Yaoi\|They have violent gay sex all the time, it's a fact. Fangirls love it]]. Despite being gayer than [[anal\|liberace]] and [[inuyasha\|sesshomaru]] combined, he's actually a much more likeable than his edgier punk ass wannabe brother, by a long shot.

	*'''[[Slut\|Eva]]''' - Dante's demon-[[cocksucking]] human/angel/whatever mom.		*'''[[Slut\|Eva]]''' - Dante's demon-[[cocksucking]] human/angel/whatever mom.

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	'''Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening''' - this game is everyone's favorite and considered the best in the franchise. You play as [[punk\|younger Dante]], back when he was [[too cool for the internet]] and breaks everything in sight with his [[penis\|sword]] because [[Fuck Da Police]] ([[The Legend of Zelda\|this rebelliousness is only rivaled by Link]]). His brother Vergil is in the game, playing the secondary [[douchebag\|antagonist]]. A nerdy [[wannabe]] who just wants his brother Dante to [[gay sex\|stick it in]] while he steals his other half of his father's [[Fleshlight\|pendant]]. Oh yeah, there's also a [[jailbait]] female lead named Lady who will make you feel like a [[pedo]] the entire game. In the third one you can also play as his [[Gay\|evil]] twin brother, so [[Truth\|it's the best out of all the three games]].		'''Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening''' - this game is everyone's favorite and considered the best in the franchise. You play as [[punk\|younger Dante]], back when he was [[too cool for the internet]] and breaks everything in sight with his [[penis\|sword]] because [[Fuck Da Police]] ([[The Legend of Zelda\|this rebelliousness is only rivaled by Link]]). His brother Vergil is in the game, playing the secondary [[douchebag\|antagonist]]. A nerdy [[wannabe]] who just wants his brother Dante to [[gay sex\|stick it in]] while he steals his other half of his father's [[Fleshlight\|pendant]]. Oh yeah, there's also a [[jailbait]] female lead named Lady who will make you feel like a [[pedo]] the entire game. In the third one you can also play as his [[Gay\|evil]] twin brother, so [[Truth\|it's the best out of all the three games]].

	'''Devil May Cry 4'''- Dante is in his early 30's in this game, even though he looks like one old [[motherfucker]]. Too bad you can't play him until after you have done all the levels with Nero, Vergil's emotional and edgy [[wigger\|bastard child]]. After you beat all the bosses with Nero, Dante kills each one of them [[for the lulz]] like the complete troll he is. Also, according to fangirl speculation, Nero and Dante are [[gay\|ghey]] together, which is completely sick since Nero is Dante's fucking nephew. There's also a new [[cunt\|female]] character named [[jailbait\|Kyrie]], who is completely useless and gets stolen away like motherfucking Princess Peach. How original.		'''Devil May Cry 4'''- Dante is in his early 30's in this game, even though he looks like one old [[motherfucker]]. Too bad you can't play him until after you have done all the levels with Nero, Vergil's emotional and edgy [[wigger\|bastard child]]. After you beat all the bosses with Nero, Dante kills each one of them [[for the lulz]] like the complete troll he is. Also, according to fangirl speculation, Nero and Dante are [[gay\|ghey]] together, which is completely sick since Nero is Dante's fucking nephew. There's also a new [[cunt\|female]] character named [[jailbait\|Kyrie]], who is completely useless and gets stolen away like motherfucking Princess Peach. How original. Got a special edition that allowed fanboys to jerk off over Vergil again, and that also allowed players to play as Lady and Trish, but made their fappable alt costumes DLC. Thanks, Capcom.

	'''[[shit\|DmC: Devil may Cry]]'''- We don't talk about this one.		'''[[shit\|DmC: Devil may Cry]]'''- We don't talk about this one.

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	*'''Arkham aka Jester''' - [[pedophile]] father of Lady. He's going to spank you for whatever reason. He also murdered his wife because he wanted to [[Satan\|become the devil]] and tricked Lady more than once into believing him.		*'''Arkham aka Jester''' - [[pedophile]] father of Lady. He's going to spank you for whatever reason. He also murdered his wife because he wanted to [[Satan\|become the devil]] and tricked Lady more than once into believing him.

	*'''[[MILF\|Trish]]''' - Trish is a [[MILF\|clone of Dante's mom]], and Dante wants to [[Smex\|fuck her brains out at the end of the first game]] since he has an Oedipus Complex. She has lightning that comes out of her [[cunt\|pussy]] and hands.		*'''[[MILF\|Trish]]''' - Trish is a [[MILF\|clone of Dante's mom]], and Dante wants to [[Smex\|fuck her brains out at the end of the first game]] since he has an Oedipus Complex. She has lightning that comes out of her [[cunt\|pussy]] and hands. Dressed up as [[Lady Gaga]] in DMC4 for no real reason.

	*'''[[faggot\|Nero]]''' - Nero is an emo [[Mary-Sue]] who whined his way into taking Dante's role as main character in DMC4. He's also Dante and Vergil's [[twincest]] butt spawn. He may, or may not be related to [[gay\|Raiden]] from [[Metal Gear Solid]].		*'''[[faggot\|Nero]]''' - Nero is an emo [[Mary-Sue]] who whined his way into taking Dante's role as main character in DMC4. He's also Dante and Vergil's [[twincest]] butt spawn. He may, or may not be related to [[gay\|Raiden]] from [[Metal Gear Solid]].

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	'''''Devil May Cry''''' is a [[video game]] series by [[Capcom\|Crapcum]] in which you play as an albino [[emo\|demon/human half-breed]] named Dante, dressed up as a [[goth\|gay vampire]], he has a huge ego, a fucking sword, [[WIN\|guns with infinite ammo]], and [[pretty cool guy\|is not afraid of demons and furries]]. Considered [[Shit\|a masterpiece]], this series has spawned three sequels and one [[piece of shit]] reboot. It was the predecessor to [[Bayonetta]], because after [[Hideki Kamiya]] realized how shitty working for Capcum really was, he started his own game company called Platinum Games. However, Capcom being the [[faggots\|cool people]] that they are denied Kamiya the rights to his own game and sold his franchise to Ninja Theory, who trashed the series [[for the lulz]]. [[Image:DmG2.jpg\|thumb\|right\|350px]]		'''''Devil May Cry''''' is a [[video game]] series by [[Capcom\|Crapcum]] in which you play as an faggy albino [[emo\|demon/human half-breed]] named Dante, dressed up as a [[goth\|gay vampire]], he has a huge ego and the most buttrock cringe music ever, a fucking sword, [[WIN\|guns with infinite ammo]], and [[pretty cool guy\|is not afraid of demons and furries]]. Considered [[Shit\|a masterpiece]], this series has spawned three sequels and one [[piece of shit]] reboot. It was the predecessor to [[Bayonetta]], because after [[Hideki Kamiya]] realized how shitty working for Capcum really was, he started his own game company called Platinum Games. However, Capcom being the [[faggots\|cool people]] that they are denied Kamiya the rights to his own game and sold his franchise to Ninja Theory, who trashed the series [[for the lulz]]. [[Image:DmG2.jpg\|thumb\|right\|350px]]


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	'''Devil May Cry 2''' - everyone hated this game when it came out. Funny, because it sold better than the [[shit\|reboot]]. Dante is super [[emo]] and barely talks in this game. At least it is filled with DIESEL shit, so don't bother even watching it on JewTube. He meets a ginger [[lesbian]] named [[Lucifer\|Lucia]], who he gets [[cockblocked]] and [[friendzoned]] by the entire game. She isn't even that hot and looks like [[Rihanna]].		'''Devil May Cry 2''' - everyone hated this game when it came out. Funny, because it sold better than the [[shit\|reboot]]. Dante is super [[emo]] and barely talks in this game. At least it is filled with DIESEL shit, so don't bother even watching it on JewTube. He meets a ginger [[lesbian]] named [[Lucifer\|Lucia]], who he gets [[cockblocked]] and [[friendzoned]] by the entire game. She isn't even that hot and looks like [[Rihanna]].

	'''Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening''' - this game is everyone's favorite and considered the best in the franchise. You play as [[~~punk~~\|younger Dante]], back when he was ~~[[too cool for the internet]]~~ and breaks everything in sight with his [[~~penis~~\|sword]] because [[Fuck Da Police]] ([[The Legend of Zelda\|this rebelliousness is only rivaled by Link]]). His brother Vergil is in the game, playing the secondary [[douchebag\|antagonist]]. A nerdy [[wannabe]] who just wants his brother Dante to [[gay sex\|stick it in]] while he steals his other half of his father's [[Fleshlight\|pendant]]. Oh yeah, there's also a [[jailbait]] female lead named Lady who will make you feel like a [[pedo]] the entire game. In the third one you can also play as his [[Gay\|evil]] twin brother, so [[Truth\|it's the best out of all the three games]].		'''Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening''' - this game is everyone's favorite and considered the best in the franchise. You play as [[Internet Tough Guy\|younger Dante]], back when he was a faggot douchebag punk and breaks everything in sight with his [[My Tiny Dick\|sword]] because [[Fuck Da Police]] ([[The Legend of Zelda\|this rebelliousness is only rivaled by Link]]). His brother Vergil is in the game, playing the secondary [[douchebag\|antagonist]]. A nerdy [[wannabe]] who just wants his brother Dante to [[gay sex\|stick it in]] while he steals his other half of his father's [[Fleshlight\|pendant]]. Oh yeah, there's also a [[jailbait]] female lead named Lady who will make you feel like a [[pedo]] the entire game. In the third one you can also play as his [[Gay\|evil]] twin brother, so [[Truth\|it's the best out of all the three games]].

	'''Devil May Cry 4'''- Dante is in his early 30's in this game, even though he looks like ~~one old~~ [[~~motherfucker~~]]. Too bad you can't play him until after you have done all the levels with Nero, Vergil's emotional and edgy [[wigger\|bastard child]]. After you beat all the bosses with Nero, Dante kills each one of them [[for the lulz]] like the complete troll he is. Also, according to fangirl speculation, Nero and Dante are [[gay\|ghey]] together, which is completely sick since Nero is Dante's fucking nephew. There's also a new [[cunt\|female]] character named [[jailbait\|Kyrie]], who is completely useless and gets stolen away like motherfucking Princess Peach. How original. Got a special edition that allowed fanboys to jerk off over Vergil again, and that also allowed players to play as Lady and Trish, but made their fappable alt costumes DLC. Thanks, Capcom.		'''Devil May Cry 4'''- Dante is in his early 30's in this game, even though he looks like[[old\|Richard Gere]]. Too bad you can't play him until after you have done all the levels with Nero(hahaha disregard that i suck cocks, nero is far more fun to play than glitch lord dante), Vergil's emotional and edgy [[wigger\|bastard child]]. After you beat all the bosses with Nero, Dante kills each one of them [[for the lulz]] like the complete cheesy troll he is. Also, according to fangirl speculation, Nero and Dante are [[gay\|ghey]] together, which is completely sick since Nero is Dante's fucking nephew. There's also a new [[cunt\|female]] character named [[jailbait\|Kyrie]], who is completely useless and gets stolen away like motherfucking Princess Peach. How original. Got a special edition that allowed fanboys to jerk off over Vergil again, and that also allowed players to play as Lady and Trish, but made their fappable alt costumes DLC. Thanks, Capcom.

	'''[[shit\|DmC: Devil may Cry]]'''- We don't talk about this one.		'''[[shit\|DmC: Devil may Cry]]'''- We don't talk about this one.
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	==Characters==		==Characters==
	[[Image:ThisIsWhereTheMagicHappens.jpg\|thumb\|Where Dante would fuck his fangirls... If he wasn't so raging gay for Vergil and Nero.]]		[[Image:ThisIsWhereTheMagicHappens.jpg\|thumb\|Where Dante would fuck his fangirls... If he wasn't so raging gay for Vergil and Nero.]]
	*'''[[~~Cool Guy~~\|Dante]]''' - Our SSStylish [[Homo\|hero]] is a [[twilight\|gay vampire]] born from a [[whore\|human woman]] and a demon father named Sparda, not to be confused with [[Sparta]] and he wants you to know just how cool he is every time he has a chance to. His father Spartacus gave him the huge sword Rebellion to compensate for his small penis. Had a [[sex change\|magical girl transformation]] into [[Edward Cullen]] in the Reboot series because [[fuck you]]. He has a love of pizza, bitches and his own [[incest\|twin brother's sweet ass]].		*'''[[Faggot\|Dante]]''' - Our SSStylish [[Homo\|hero]] is a [[twilight\|gay vampire]] born from a [[whore\|human woman]] and a demon father named Sparda, not to be confused with [[Sparta]] and he wants you to know just how [[fail\|cool]] he is every time he has a chance to. He is what you get if you combine every overglorified edgy [[white people\|white man]] with mary sue powers and every action anime ever made. So in simple terms a weeaboo version of Silver Age Superman and hot topic, His father Spartacus gave him the huge sword Rebellion to compensate for his small penis. Had a [[sex change\|magical girl transformation]] into [[Edward Cullen]] in the Reboot series because [[fuck you]]. He has a love of pizza, bitches(All of them shoot his lame ass down) and his own [[incest\|twin brother's sweet ass]].

	*'''[[Homo\|Vergil aka Nelo Angelo]]''' - Dante's [[gay]] angsty, edgy twin brother [[incest\|who sucks his twin brother's cock]]. [[Yaoi\|They have violent gay sex all the time, it's a fact. Fangirls love it]].		*'''[[Homo\|Vergil aka Nelo Angelo]]''' - Dante's [[gay]] angsty, edgy weeaboo twin brother [[incest\|who sucks his twin brother's cock]]. [[Yaoi\|They have violent gay sex all the time, it's a fact. Fangirls love it]]. Despite being gayer than [[anal\|liberace]] and [[inuyasha\|sesshomaru]] combine, he's actually a much more likeable than his edgier punk ass wannabe brother, by a long shot.

	*'''[[Slut\|Eva]]''' - Dante's demon-[[cocksucking]] human/angel/whatever mom.		*'''[[Slut\|Eva]]''' - Dante's demon-[[cocksucking]] human/angel/whatever mom.
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	*'''Lucia''' - [[ginger]] bitch from Devil May Cry 2 [[nobody gives a fuck]] about.		*'''Lucia''' - [[ginger]] bitch from Devil May Cry 2 [[nobody gives a fuck]] about.

	*'''[[Bitch\|Lady aka Mary]]''' - A young bitch with a huge ass [[dildo\|rocket launcher]] titled Kalina Ann. She obviously has [[daddy issues]] as her father, Arkham obviously wants to sacrifice her. Went through puberty in Devil May Cry 4 and achieved [[boobies\|huge titties]] so the [[basement dwellers]] playing the [[vidya\|game]] can stare at her chest and realize [[virgin\|that they will never get any]].		*'''[[Bitch\|Lady aka Mary]]''' - A young ugly bitch with a huge ass [[dildo\|rocket launcher]] titled Kalina Ann. She obviously has [[daddy issues]] as her father, Arkham obviously wants to sacrifice her. Went through puberty in Devil May Cry 4 and achieved [[boobies\|huge titties]] so the [[basement dwellers]] playing the [[vidya\|game]] can stare at her chest and realize [[virgin\|that they will never get any]].

	*'''Arkham aka Jester''' - [[pedophile]] father of Lady. He's going to spank you for whatever reason. He also murdered his wife because he wanted to [[Satan\|become the devil]] and tricked Lady more than once into believing him.		*'''Arkham aka Jester''' - [[pedophile]] father of Lady. He's going to spank you for whatever reason. He also murdered his wife because he wanted to [[Satan\|become the devil]] and tricked Lady more than once into believing him.
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	*'''[[MILF\|Trish]]''' - Trish is a [[MILF\|clone of Dante's mom]], and Dante wants to [[Smex\|fuck her brains out at the end of the first game]] since he has an Oedipus Complex. She has lightning that comes out of her [[cunt\|pussy]] and hands. Dressed up as [[Lady Gaga]] in DMC4 for no real reason.		*'''[[MILF\|Trish]]''' - Trish is a [[MILF\|clone of Dante's mom]], and Dante wants to [[Smex\|fuck her brains out at the end of the first game]] since he has an Oedipus Complex. She has lightning that comes out of her [[cunt\|pussy]] and hands. Dressed up as [[Lady Gaga]] in DMC4 for no real reason.

	*'''[[~~faggot~~\|Nero]]''' - Nero is an emo [[Mary-Sue]] who whined his way into taking Dante's role as main character in DMC4. He's also Dante and Vergil's [[twincest]] butt spawn. He may, or may not be related to [[gay\|Raiden]] from [[Metal Gear Solid]].		*'''[[13-year old boy\|Nero]]''' - Nero is an emo [[Mary-Sue]] Scrappy who whined his way into taking Dante's role as main character in DMC4. He's also Dante and Vergil's [[twincest]] butt spawn. He may, or may not be related to [[gay\|Raiden]] from [[Metal Gear Solid]].

	*'''[[Mary-Sue\|Kyrie]]''' - Nero's annoying [[whore\|girlfriend]] who doesn't do jack shit.		*'''[[Mary-Sue\|Kyrie]]''' - Nero's annoying [[whore\|girlfriend]] who doesn't do jack shit.