Derrick Bird - Revision history

Paul in the Mall at 19:48, 15 December 2025

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	'''Derrick "Travis Bickle" Bird''' was a sporting superstar famous for taking the traditional English [[Soccer]] riot to a new level. This [[ODB\|humble 52 year old]] taxi driver rose to international fame after a litter-bug incident in which he dropped more filth than usual onto Coronation Street by shooting them with a shot gun out the window of his car. This [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075314/ "Taxi Driver"] like outburst is rumored to be a [[~~Ronald Reagan\|~~John Hinckley]] style attempt to impress [[Jodie Foster]].		'''Derrick "Travis Bickle" Bird''' was a sporting superstar famous for taking the traditional English [[Soccer]] riot to a new level. This [[ODB\|humble 52 year old]] taxi driver rose to international fame after a litter-bug incident in which he dropped more filth than usual onto Coronation Street by shooting them with a shot gun out the window of his car. This [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075314/ "Taxi Driver"] like outburst is rumored to be a [[John Hinckley]] style attempt to impress [[Jodie Foster]].

	The massacre was rumored to have started after Birdy's twin brother tried to whore all their mother's inheritance to himself at the advice of his solicitor like a dirty [[Jew]]. Terrified that his brother was converting to Zionism, the only rational response was to shoot him and his Solicitor in the face.		The massacre was rumored to have started after Birdy's twin brother tried to whore all their mother's inheritance to himself at the advice of his solicitor like a dirty [[Jew]]. Terrified that his brother was converting to Zionism, the only rational response was to shoot him and his Solicitor in the face.

Paul in the Mall at 03:05, 8 December 2024

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	== Graded Score ==		== Graded Score ==
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	*[http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/family-row-may-have-sparked-british-tax-drivers-shooting-rampage-in-cumbria/story-e6frg6so-1225874886490 Blame his family]		*[http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/family-row-may-have-sparked-british-tax-drivers-shooting-rampage-in-cumbria/story-e6frg6so-1225874886490 Blame his family]

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	Aware that his life was now over, Birdy decided to [[shotgun mouthwash\|go out with a bang]] and proceeded to drive across the cunt-tree shooting everyone he saw. This caused mass lol-steria making police warn thousands of people to lock themselves in their homes.		Aware that his life was now over, Birdy decided to [[shotgun mouthwash\|go out with a bang]] and proceeded to drive across the cunt-tree shooting everyone he saw. This caused mass lol-steria making police warn thousands of people to lock themselves in their homes.

	So far, 13 people are rotting corpses who got what they deserved and 25 people got away with only injuries for being a part of the mammal species that most resembles bacteria. Derrick also contributed to disrupting [[fail\|British television]] as a episode of [[gay\|Coronation Street]] got cancelled due to it containing a violent storyline and a gun siege.		So far, 13 people are rotting corpses who got what they deserved and 11 people got away with only injuries for being a part of the mammal species that most resembles bacteria. Derrick also contributed to disrupting [[fail\|British television]] as a episode of [[gay\|Coronation Street]] got cancelled due to it containing a violent storyline and a gun siege.

	Recent news reports have come out stating what made Derrick "for the [[Lulz\|lulz]]" Bird rampage across Cuntria shooting every cum bucket who crossed him, it turns out the Hero/Lulz contributor Birdy had a thing for [[Prostitute\|Thai Lady]] boys and didn't have the money to return to suck one off which caused him major [[Butthurt\|butthurt]]. English tabloids tracked down some of the yellow cum dumpsters Derrick had ploughed on his travels and after giving them some noodles and a bit of cash (to afford the surgery so that their [[Vagoo\|punanis]] no longer look like a wizard's sleeve) they have a stack load of pictures of our hero posing with and wanking off Thai [[tranny\|lady boys]]. It turns out his plans for the inheritance money he believed he was getting would be going on these [[Whores\|whores]] to nosh him off so when he found out he had jack shit to his name, it of course caused major [[Butthurt\|butthurt]] which in return meant the retarded citizens off Cuntria would have to receive a major pwnage and always remember never to jump in a taxi again and call shotgun.		Recent news reports have come out stating what made Derrick "for the [[Lulz\|lulz]]" Bird rampage across Cuntria shooting every cum bucket who crossed him, it turns out the Hero/Lulz contributor Birdy had a thing for [[Prostitute\|Thai Lady]] boys and didn't have the money to return to suck one off which caused him major [[Butthurt\|butthurt]]. English tabloids tracked down some of the yellow cum dumpsters Derrick had ploughed on his travels and after giving them some noodles and a bit of cash (to afford the surgery so that their [[Vagoo\|punanis]] no longer look like a wizard's sleeve) they have a stack load of pictures of our hero posing with and wanking off Thai [[tranny\|lady boys]]. It turns out his plans for the inheritance money he believed he was getting would be going on these [[Whores\|whores]] to nosh him off so when he found out he had jack shit to his name, it of course caused major [[Butthurt\|butthurt]] which in return meant the retarded citizens off Cuntria would have to receive a major pwnage and always remember never to jump in a taxi again and call shotgun.
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	==See Also==		==See Also==

imported>ElSegCunt at 15:31, 13 October 2018

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	Aware that his life was now over, Birdy decided to [[shotgun mouthwash\|go out with a bang]] and proceeded to drive across the cunt-tree shooting everyone he saw. This caused mass lol-steria making police warn thousands of people to lock themselves in their homes.		Aware that his life was now over, Birdy decided to [[shotgun mouthwash\|go out with a bang]] and proceeded to drive across the cunt-tree shooting everyone he saw. This caused mass lol-steria making police warn thousands of people to lock themselves in their homes.

	So far 13 people are rotting corpses who got what they deserved and 25 people got away with only injuries for being a part of the mammal species that most resembles bacteria. Derrick also contributed to disrupting [[fail\|British television]] as a episode of [[gay\|Coronation Street]] got cancelled due to it containing a violent storyline and a gun siege.		So far, 13 people are rotting corpses who got what they deserved and 25 people got away with only injuries for being a part of the mammal species that most resembles bacteria. Derrick also contributed to disrupting [[fail\|British television]] as a episode of [[gay\|Coronation Street]] got cancelled due to it containing a violent storyline and a gun siege.

	Recent news reports have come out stating what made Derrick "for the [[Lulz\|lulz]]" Bird rampage across Cuntria shooting every cum bucket who crossed him, it turns out the Hero/Lulz contributor Birdy had a thing for [[Prostitute\|Thai Lady]] boys and didn't have the money to return to suck one off which caused him major [[Butthurt\|butthurt]]. English tabloids tracked down some of the yellow cum dumpsters Derrick had ploughed on his travels and after giving them some noodles and a bit of cash (to afford the surgery so that ~~there~~ [[Vagoo\|punanis]] no longer look like a ~~wizards sleeves~~) they have a stack load of pictures of our hero posing with and wanking off Thai lady boys. It turns out his plans for the inheritance money he believed he was getting would be going on these [[Whores\|whores]] to nosh him off so when he found out he had jack shit it of course caused major [[Butthurt\|butthurt]] which in return meant the retarded citizens off Cuntria would have to receive a major ~~pawnage~~ and always remember never to jump in a taxi again and call shotgun.		Recent news reports have come out stating what made Derrick "for the [[Lulz\|lulz]]" Bird rampage across Cuntria shooting every cum bucket who crossed him, it turns out the Hero/Lulz contributor Birdy had a thing for [[Prostitute\|Thai Lady]] boys and didn't have the money to return to suck one off which caused him major [[Butthurt\|butthurt]]. English tabloids tracked down some of the yellow cum dumpsters Derrick had ploughed on his travels and after giving them some noodles and a bit of cash (to afford the surgery so that their [[Vagoo\|punanis]] no longer look like a wizard's sleeve) they have a stack load of pictures of our hero posing with and wanking off Thai [[tranny\|lady boys]]. It turns out his plans for the inheritance money he believed he was getting would be going on these [[Whores\|whores]] to nosh him off so when he found out he had jack shit to his name, it of course caused major [[Butthurt\|butthurt]] which in return meant the retarded citizens off Cuntria would have to receive a major pwnage and always remember never to jump in a taxi again and call shotgun.

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	Aware that his life was now over, Birdy decided to [[shotgun mouthwash\|go out with a bang]] and proceeded to drive across the cunt-tree shooting everyone he saw. This caused mass lol-steria making police warn thousands of people to lock themselves in their homes.		Aware that his life was now over, Birdy decided to [[shotgun mouthwash\|go out with a bang]] and proceeded to drive across the cunt-tree shooting everyone he saw. This caused mass lol-steria making police warn thousands of people to lock themselves in their homes.

	So far 13 people are rotting corpses who got what they deserved and 25 people got away with only injuries for being a part of the mammal species that most resembles bacteria. Derrick also contributed to disrupting [[fail\|British television]] as a episode of [[gay\|Coronation Street]] got cancelled due to it containing a violent storyline and a gun siege.		So far, 13 people are rotting corpses who got what they deserved and 25 people got away with only injuries for being a part of the mammal species that most resembles bacteria. Derrick also contributed to disrupting [[fail\|British television]] as a episode of [[gay\|Coronation Street]] got cancelled due to it containing a violent storyline and a gun siege.

	Recent news reports have come out stating what made Derrick "for the [[Lulz\|lulz]]" Bird rampage across Cuntria shooting every cum bucket who crossed him, it turns out the Hero/Lulz contributor Birdy had a thing for [[Prostitute\|Thai Lady]] boys and didn't have the money to return to suck one off which caused him major [[Butthurt\|butthurt]]. English tabloids tracked down some of the yellow cum dumpsters Derrick had ploughed on his travels and after giving them some noodles and a bit of cash (to afford the surgery so that ~~there~~ [[Vagoo\|punanis]] no longer look like a ~~wizards sleeves~~) they have a stack load of pictures of our hero posing with and wanking off Thai lady boys. It turns out his plans for the inheritance money he believed he was getting would be going on these [[Whores\|whores]] to nosh him off so when he found out he had jack shit it of course caused major [[Butthurt\|butthurt]] which in return meant the retarded citizens off Cuntria would have to receive a major ~~pawnage~~ and always remember never to jump in a taxi again and call shotgun.		Recent news reports have come out stating what made Derrick "for the [[Lulz\|lulz]]" Bird rampage across Cuntria shooting every cum bucket who crossed him, it turns out the Hero/Lulz contributor Birdy had a thing for [[Prostitute\|Thai Lady]] boys and didn't have the money to return to suck one off which caused him major [[Butthurt\|butthurt]]. English tabloids tracked down some of the yellow cum dumpsters Derrick had ploughed on his travels and after giving them some noodles and a bit of cash (to afford the surgery so that their [[Vagoo\|punanis]] no longer look like a wizard's sleeve) they have a stack load of pictures of our hero posing with and wanking off Thai [[tranny\|lady boys]]. It turns out his plans for the inheritance money he believed he was getting would be going on these [[Whores\|whores]] to nosh him off so when he found out he had jack shit to his name, it of course caused major [[Butthurt\|butthurt]] which in return meant the retarded citizens off Cuntria would have to receive a major pwnage and always remember never to jump in a taxi again and call shotgun.