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imported>Pigbaby: /* Dark Humor */ Added Some Memes

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Dark Humor: Added Some Memes

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	*Near the end of [[the game]], Kendra, the Jew [[bitch]] in the game, tries to get off of the planet. Instead she literally becomes a [[guro]] [[rape]] toy for a [[Tentacle rape\|tentacle-monster]].		*Near the end of [[the game]], Kendra, the Jew [[bitch]] in the game, tries to get off of the planet. Instead she literally becomes a [[guro]] [[rape]] toy for a [[Tentacle rape\|tentacle-monster]].
			===Stomp Everything, FTL===
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			\|rowspan="2"\| '''NECROS'''<br><br>[[File:DEAD_SPACE_MEME_04.png\|x300px \| link=File:DEAD_SPACE_MEME_04.png \| NECROMORPH / NIGGERMORPH]]<br>'''&'''<br>'''NEGROS'''
			\| [[File:DEAD_SPACE_MEME_01.png\|150px\| link=File:DEAD_SPACE_MEME_01.png \| CORPSE?? BETTER STOMP ON IT!]]
			\| [[File:DEAD_SPACE_MEME_02.png\|x141px\| link=File:DEAD_SPACE_MEME_02.png \| I'VE SEEN ENOUGH HENTAI TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING]]
			\| rowspan="2" \| <youtube width="300" height="300" caption="test">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKkPFDEiC6Q</youtube><br><br><center>"''Your Mom Hates Dead Space''", TV Commercial</center>
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			\| '''WHEN IN'''<br>'''DOUBT'''<br>[[File:DEAD_SPACE_MEME_03.png\|150px\| link=File:DEAD_SPACE_MEME_03.png \| SEES DEAD BODY, STOMPS]]<br>'''STOMP IT'''<br>'''OUT'''
			\| <center>[[File:DEAD_SPACE_MEME_05.png\|223px \| link=File:DEAD_SPACE_MEME_03.png \| WHY IS THERE AN APP FOR EVERYTHING /EXCEPT/ HOW TO RAPE A BABY??]]</center>
			\|}

	==The Ishimura==		==The Ishimura==

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	[[Image:Dead_Space_Huge_Monster.jpg\|thumb\|One of the delicious enemies you will find in ''Dead Space''.]]		[[Image:Dead_Space_Huge_Monster.jpg\|thumb\|One of the delicious enemies you will find in ''Dead Space''.]]

	'''''Dead Space''''' is a <s>survival</s> action-horror video game that requires the player to not only kill the enemies, but [[rip and tear\|literally rip the enemies to pieces]] creating beautiful bloodbaths. This game was a surprise to everyone since the game's developer, [[EA]], makes all of their games with no gore in them. EA was [[Derp\|clever]] enough to put some [[Lulz\|dark humor]] into the game, but most of the [[people]] that bought the game did not understand this type of humor. Therefore, the dark humor was ~~somewhat of a [[fail]]ure in the game~~. Some gamers were irritated at the fact that that the game was either [[Lol wut\|too short]], [[Retard\|the puzzles were too hard]], [[Left 4 Dead\|the gore was repetitive]], or too scary (even though it wasn't at all). Fortunately, there was always a troll on any review website that put them in their place.		'''''Dead Space''''' is a <s>survival</s> action-<s>horror</s>guro video game that requires the player to not only kill the enemies, but [[rip and tear\|literally rip the enemies to pieces]] creating beautiful bloodbaths. This game was a surprise to everyone since the game's developer, [[EA]], makes all of their games with no gore in them. EA was [[Derp\|clever]] enough to put some [[Lulz\|dark humor]] into the game, but most of the [[people]] that bought the game did not understand this type of humor. Therefore, the dark humor was completely lost on them. Some gamers were irritated at the fact that that the game was either [[Lol wut\|too short]], [[Retard\|the puzzles were too hard]], [[Left 4 Dead\|the gore was repetitive]], or [[pussy\|too scary]] (even though it wasn't at all). Fortunately, there was always a troll on any review website that put them in their place.

	<s>General fps fags play deadspace</s> [[DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS]]		<s>General fps fags play deadspace</s> [[DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS]]
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	The story starts off with the player as Isaac, an engineer sent to investigate and [[Fixed\|repair]] the [[Japan\|''Ishimura'']], the ship that the player will be ~~running [[Metallica\|frantically]]~~ through ~~throughout [[The game\|~~the ~~whole~~ game]]. Isaac and his crew, Zach Hammond (who DIES) and Kendra Daniels (who ALSO DIES), Johnston and Chen (who DIE), exit the wormhole in their ship the "Kellion" and see how badly the ''Ishimura'' was raped. The [[Rape Clock\|rape meter]] detects high levels of [[rape]] on the ''Ishimura'' and, like fucktards, they decide to board the ship. Isaac is also there to find his [[Girlfriend\|bitch]], Nicole Brennan (who WAS ALREADY DEAD). While traveling into the [[butthole]] of the Ishimura, the Kellion goes out of control and crashes into the docking bay.		The story starts off with the player as Isaac, an engineer sent to investigate and [[Fixed\|repair]] the [[Japan\|''Ishimura'']], the ship that the player will be jogging very slowly through for the rest of the game. Isaac and his crew, Zach Hammond (who DIES) and Kendra Daniels (who ALSO DIES), Johnston and Chen (who DIE), exit the wormhole in their ship the "Kellion" and see how badly the ''Ishimura'' was raped. The [[Rape Clock\|rape meter]] detects high levels of [[rape]] on the ''Ishimura'' and, like fucktards, they decide to board the ship. Isaac is also there to find his [[Girlfriend\|bitch]], Nicole Brennan (who WAS ALREADY DEAD). While traveling into the [[butthole]] of the Ishimura, the Kellion goes out of control and crashes into the docking bay.

	[[File:Dead space plot summary comic.jpg\|thumb\|Plot summary.]]		[[File:Dead space plot summary comic.jpg\|thumb\|Plot summary.]]
	<!--[[Image:Markers_everywhere.jpg\|thumb\|plot summary.]]-->		<!--[[Image:Markers_everywhere.jpg\|thumb\|plot summary.]]-->

	After this event happens, Isaac, Zach, Kendra, Chen, and Johnston [[Lolwut\|miraculously]] get out of the ship without any wounds. As they run into the lounge of the ship, the whole place turns into a [[shithole]] (as if it wasn't already) and all hell breaks loose. Isaac stands and watches through a window as his crew is attacked by creatures and Chen and Johnston are killed. Isaac has to run his unarmed ass out of there and go into an unstable elevator, then acquires a ~~fucking~~ futuristic staple gun that ~~is horrible at killing~~ enemies. Later on, Isaac meets up with [[Scientology\|Unitologists]] who are [[Insane\|batshit insane]] over the [[Dianetics\|Marker]] which caused all of the shit on the ship to happen in the first place. One of the Unitologists, [[L. Ron Hubbard\|Dr. Challus Mercer]] (FUCKING DIES), releases his "[[Cockmongler\|prototype/hunter]]" to kill Isaac. This [[Moshzilla\|creature]] is a pain in the ass due to the fact that [[Superman\|IT CANNOT DIE]] unless you [[KILL IT WITH FIRE]]. It follows Isaac around throughout the rest of the game until he finally arrives at the ~~[[Penis\|~~shuttle]] where it can be burned. During all this, Isaac is constantly annoyed by Kendra, Zach, and his [[~~Imaginary~~\|girlfriend]], Nicole.		After this event happens, Isaac, Zach, Kendra, Chen, and Johnston [[Lolwut\|miraculously]] get out of the ship without any wounds. As they run into the lounge of the ship, the whole place turns into a [[shithole]] (as if it wasn't already) and all hell breaks loose. Isaac stands and watches through a window as his crew is attacked by creatures and Chen and Johnston are killed. Isaac has to run his unarmed ass out of there and go into an unstable elevator, then acquires a hideously overpowered futuristic staple gun that cuts most enemies into [[guro\|gory chunks]] in seconds. Later on, Isaac meets up with [[Scientology\|Unitologists]] who are [[Insane\|batshit insane]] over the [[Dianetics\|Marker]] which caused all of the shit on the ship to happen in the first place. One of the Unitologists, [[L. Ron Hubbard\|Dr. Challus Mercer]] (FUCKING DIES), releases his "[[Cockmongler\|prototype/hunter]]" to kill Isaac. This [[Moshzilla\|creature]] is a pain in the ass due to the fact that [[Superman\|IT CANNOT DIE]] unless you [[KILL IT WITH FIRE]]. It follows Isaac around throughout the rest of the game until he finally arrives at the shuttle where it can be burned. During all this, Isaac is constantly annoyed by Kendra, Zach, and his [[waifu\|imaginary girlfriend]], Nicole.

	Eventually, Kendra becomes a Jew and runs off with the marker so she can sell it to some other colony. Fortunately, you pull that [[slut]] back into the ship and fly down to the planet that the ship is orbiting. Isaac then plants the marker on the planet because his (DEAD DEAD DEAD) girlfriend told him to. Being the bitch that she is, Kendra reveals to Isaac that Nicole had [[An hero\|killed herself]] and all this time he's been [[Batshit insane\|hallucinating]], as the Marker used her image to control him and bring itself back to the planet, where it turns out Isaac made a [[Rosie O'Donnell\|giant vagina monster]] wake up. Kendra gets [[Vore\|eaten]] by it, the player kills it and escapes from the planet, the planet explodes, and Isaac is <s>killed by his [[zombie]] girlfriend who inexplicably boarded the ship</s> '''IT WAS A HALLUCINATION'''.		Eventually, Kendra becomes a Jew and runs off with the marker so she can sell it to some other colony. Fortunately, you pull that slut back into the ship and fly down to the planet that the ship is orbiting. Isaac then plants the marker on the planet because his (DEAD DEAD DEAD) girlfriend told him to. Being the bitch that she is, Kendra reveals to Isaac that Nicole had [[An hero\|killed herself]] and all this time he's been [[Batshit insane\|hallucinating]], as the Marker used her image to control him and bring itself back to the planet, where it turns out Isaac made a [[Rosie O'Donnell\|giant vagina monster]] wake up. Kendra gets [[Vore\|eaten]] by it, the player kills it and escapes from the planet, the planet explodes, and Isaac is <s>killed by his [[zombie]] girlfriend who inexplicably boarded the ship</s> '''IT WAS A HALLUCINATION'''.

	All in all, the entire fucking thing is pointless. You did not save a single soul, the monsters would have died of [[AIDS]] eventually, no one will know anything of what happened on that damned ship, and Isaac is <s>still a tool who does whatever the shit people tell him to do '''DEAD'''</s> '''ALIVE''', '''SEQUEL ANNOUNCED'''.		All in all, the entire fucking thing is pointless. You did not save a single soul, the monsters would have died of [[AIDS]] eventually, no one will know anything of what happened on that damned ship, and Isaac is <s>still a tool who does whatever the shit people tell him to do '''DEAD'''</s> '''ALIVE''', '''SEQUEL ANNOUNCED'''.

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	{{spoiler\|EVERYONE DIES EXCEPT ISAAC WHO HAS TO FIGHT A [[PENIS]] SHAPED MONSTER CALLED THE [[HIV]]EMIND! KENDRA BETRAYS YOU AND KILLS DR. KYNE! Also, NICOLE WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME! THE FINAL BOSS OF DEAD SPACE 2 IS ACTUALLY A BAD ACID TRIP! CARVER'S WIFE AND SON GET KILLED BY UNITOLOGISTS! AND ISAAC AND CARVER LIVE!!!!11}}		{{spoiler\|EVERYONE DIES EXCEPT ISAAC WHO HAS TO FIGHT A [[PENIS]] SHAPED MONSTER CALLED THE [[HIV]]EMIND! KENDRA BETRAYS YOU AND KILLS DR. KYNE! Also, NICOLE WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME! THE FINAL BOSS OF DEAD SPACE 2 IS ACTUALLY A BAD ACID TRIP! CARVER'S WIFE AND SON GET KILLED BY UNITOLOGISTS! AND ISAAC AND CARVER LIVE! AND THE GAME ISN'T ACTUALLY SCARY!!!11}}

	[[Image:Dead_Space_Huge_Monster.jpg\|thumb\|One of the delicious enemies you will find in ''Dead Space''.]]		[[Image:Dead_Space_Huge_Monster.jpg\|thumb\|One of the delicious enemies you will find in ''Dead Space''.]]

imported>Brad674: /* Necromorphs */

2013-02-27T14:44:55Z

Necromorphs

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	[[Image:DeadSpace_FlyingVag.jpg\|thumb\|A vagina monster in the background with a slasher.]]		[[Image:DeadSpace_FlyingVag.jpg\|thumb\|A vagina monster in the background with a slasher.]]

	~~[[Image:\|thumb\|[[Shit brix\|When you see it...]]]]~~

	Necromorphs are the [[Zombie\|living dead]] that Isaac fights off throughout the whole game. Most of the necromorphs originate from humans infected with space AIDS. In order for a person to turn into a necromorph, the person has to be <s>dead</s> gay. Then, a [[DaHaloChick\|piece of flesh]] [[Necrophilia\|fucks the dead body]] of the person, [[Goatse\|stretching the flesh]] and making all of his or her limbs blades. There are multiple types of necromorphs in the game. All are extremely annoying.		Necromorphs are the [[Zombie\|living dead]] that Isaac fights off throughout the whole game. Most of the necromorphs originate from humans infected with space AIDS. In order for a person to turn into a necromorph, the person has to be <s>dead</s> gay. Then, a [[DaHaloChick\|piece of flesh]] [[Necrophilia\|fucks the dead body]] of the person, [[Goatse\|stretching the flesh]] and making all of his or her limbs blades. There are multiple types of necromorphs in the game. All are extremely annoying.

imported>Brad674: /* Necromorphs */

2013-02-27T14:38:58Z

Necromorphs

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	[[Image:DeadSpace_FlyingVag.jpg\|thumb\|A vagina monster in the background with a slasher.]]		[[Image:DeadSpace_FlyingVag.jpg\|thumb\|A vagina monster in the background with a slasher.]]

	[[Image:~~http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120728194710/deadspace/images/thumb/3/37/DS3_screenshot_Fodder_01.jpg/640px-DS3_screenshot_Fodder_01.jpg~~\|thumb\|[[Shit brix\|When you see it...]]]]		[[Image:\|thumb\|[[Shit brix\|When you see it...]]]]

	Necromorphs are the [[Zombie\|living dead]] that Isaac fights off throughout the whole game. Most of the necromorphs originate from humans infected with space AIDS. In order for a person to turn into a necromorph, the person has to be <s>dead</s> gay. Then, a [[DaHaloChick\|piece of flesh]] [[Necrophilia\|fucks the dead body]] of the person, [[Goatse\|stretching the flesh]] and making all of his or her limbs blades. There are multiple types of necromorphs in the game. All are extremely annoying.		Necromorphs are the [[Zombie\|living dead]] that Isaac fights off throughout the whole game. Most of the necromorphs originate from humans infected with space AIDS. In order for a person to turn into a necromorph, the person has to be <s>dead</s> gay. Then, a [[DaHaloChick\|piece of flesh]] [[Necrophilia\|fucks the dead body]] of the person, [[Goatse\|stretching the flesh]] and making all of his or her limbs blades. There are multiple types of necromorphs in the game. All are extremely annoying.

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Necromorphs

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	[[Image:DeadSpace_FlyingVag.jpg\|thumb\|A vagina monster in the background with a slasher.]]		[[Image:DeadSpace_FlyingVag.jpg\|thumb\|A vagina monster in the background with a slasher.]]

			[[Image:http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120728194710/deadspace/images/thumb/3/37/DS3_screenshot_Fodder_01.jpg/640px-DS3_screenshot_Fodder_01.jpg\|thumb\|[[Shit brix\|When you see it...]]]]

	Necromorphs are the [[Zombie\|living dead]] that Isaac fights off throughout the whole game. Most of the necromorphs originate from humans infected with space AIDS. In order for a person to turn into a necromorph, the person has to be <s>dead</s> gay. Then, a [[DaHaloChick\|piece of flesh]] [[Necrophilia\|fucks the dead body]] of the person, [[Goatse\|stretching the flesh]] and making all of his or her limbs blades. There are multiple types of necromorphs in the game. All are extremely annoying.		Necromorphs are the [[Zombie\|living dead]] that Isaac fights off throughout the whole game. Most of the necromorphs originate from humans infected with space AIDS. In order for a person to turn into a necromorph, the person has to be <s>dead</s> gay. Then, a [[DaHaloChick\|piece of flesh]] [[Necrophilia\|fucks the dead body]] of the person, [[Goatse\|stretching the flesh]] and making all of his or her limbs blades. There are multiple types of necromorphs in the game. All are extremely annoying.

imported>Brad674: /* Characters */

2013-02-27T14:24:53Z

Characters

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	*<i><b>[[Jailbait\|Nicole Brennan]]</b></i> - Isaac's dead girlfriend. Isaac sees her throughout the whole game and at the end of the game has [[zombie]] sex with her.		*<i><b>[[Jailbait\|Nicole Brennan]]</b></i> - Isaac's dead girlfriend. Isaac sees her throughout the whole game and at the end of the game has [[zombie]] sex with her.

	*<i><b>[[Spic\|John Carver]]</b></i> - A [[internet tough guy\|badass]] who is Isaac's butt buddy throughout Dead Space 3. Has crazy acid trips like Isaac did in the last one, but he's seeing his family, which includes his wife [[~~gb2~~ kitchen\|who doesn't know her fucking place,]] and his son who misses his father's cock up his ass. All the while they tell him to [[rape\|MAKE THEM WHOLE.]]		*<i><b>[[Spic\|John Carver]]</b></i> - A [[internet tough guy\|badass]] who is Isaac's butt buddy throughout Dead Space 3. Has crazy acid trips like Isaac did in the last one, but he's seeing his family, which includes his wife [[kitchen\|who doesn't know her fucking place,]] and his son who misses his father's cock up his ass. All the while they tell him to [[rape\|MAKE THEM WHOLE.]]

	==Bosses==		==Bosses==

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	[[Image:Dead_Space_Huge_Monster.jpg\|thumb\|One of the delicious enemies you will find in ''Dead Space''.]]		[[Image:Dead_Space_Huge_Monster.jpg\|thumb\|One of the delicious enemies you will find in ''Dead Space''.]]

	'''''Dead Space''''' is a <s>survival</s> action-horror video game that requires the player to not only kill the enemies, but [[rip and tear\|literally rip the enemies to pieces]] creating beautiful bloodbaths. This game was a surprise to everyone since the game's developer, [[EA]], makes all of their games with no gore in them. EA was [[Derp\|clever]] enough to put some [[Lulz\|dark humor]] into the game, but most of the [[people]] that bought the game did not understand this type of humor. Therefore, the dark humor was ~~somewhat of a [[fail]]ure in the game~~. Some gamers were irritated at the fact that that the game was either [[Lol wut\|too short]], [[Retard\|the puzzles were too hard]], [[Left 4 Dead\|the gore was repetitive]], or too scary (even though it wasn't at all). Fortunately, there was always a troll on any review website that put them in their place.		'''''Dead Space''''' is a <s>survival</s> action-<s>horror</s>guro video game that requires the player to not only kill the enemies, but [[rip and tear\|literally rip the enemies to pieces]] creating beautiful bloodbaths. This game was a surprise to everyone since the game's developer, [[EA]], makes all of their games with no gore in them. EA was [[Derp\|clever]] enough to put some [[Lulz\|dark humor]] into the game, but most of the [[people]] that bought the game did not understand this type of humor. Therefore, the dark humor was completely lost on them. Some gamers were irritated at the fact that that the game was either [[Lol wut\|too short]], [[Retard\|the puzzles were too hard]], [[Left 4 Dead\|the gore was repetitive]], or [[pussy\|too scary]] (even though it wasn't at all). Fortunately, there was always a troll on any review website that put them in their place.

	<s>General fps fags play deadspace</s> [[DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS]]		<s>General fps fags play deadspace</s> [[DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS]]
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	The story starts off with the player as Isaac, an engineer sent to investigate and [[Fixed\|repair]] the [[Japan\|''Ishimura'']], the ship that the player will be ~~running [[Metallica\|frantically]]~~ through ~~throughout [[The game\|~~the ~~whole~~ game]]. Isaac and his crew, Zach Hammond (who DIES) and Kendra Daniels (who ALSO DIES), Johnston and Chen (who DIE), exit the wormhole in their ship the "Kellion" and see how badly the ''Ishimura'' was raped. The [[Rape Clock\|rape meter]] detects high levels of [[rape]] on the ''Ishimura'' and, like fucktards, they decide to board the ship. Isaac is also there to find his [[Girlfriend\|bitch]], Nicole Brennan (who WAS ALREADY DEAD). While traveling into the [[butthole]] of the Ishimura, the Kellion goes out of control and crashes into the docking bay.		The story starts off with the player as Isaac, an engineer sent to investigate and [[Fixed\|repair]] the [[Japan\|''Ishimura'']], the ship that the player will be jogging very slowly through for the rest of the game. Isaac and his crew, Zach Hammond (who DIES) and Kendra Daniels (who ALSO DIES), Johnston and Chen (who DIE), exit the wormhole in their ship the "Kellion" and see how badly the ''Ishimura'' was raped. The [[Rape Clock\|rape meter]] detects high levels of [[rape]] on the ''Ishimura'' and, like fucktards, they decide to board the ship. Isaac is also there to find his [[Girlfriend\|bitch]], Nicole Brennan (who WAS ALREADY DEAD). While traveling into the [[butthole]] of the Ishimura, the Kellion goes out of control and crashes into the docking bay.

	[[File:Dead space plot summary comic.jpg\|thumb\|Plot summary.]]		[[File:Dead space plot summary comic.jpg\|thumb\|Plot summary.]]
	<!--[[Image:Markers_everywhere.jpg\|thumb\|plot summary.]]-->		<!--[[Image:Markers_everywhere.jpg\|thumb\|plot summary.]]-->

	After this event happens, Isaac, Zach, Kendra, Chen, and Johnston [[Lolwut\|miraculously]] get out of the ship without any wounds. As they run into the lounge of the ship, the whole place turns into a [[shithole]] (as if it wasn't already) and all hell breaks loose. Isaac stands and watches through a window as his crew is attacked by creatures and Chen and Johnston are killed. Isaac has to run his unarmed ass out of there and go into an unstable elevator, then acquires a ~~fucking~~ futuristic staple gun that ~~is horrible at killing~~ enemies. Later on, Isaac meets up with [[Scientology\|Unitologists]] who are [[Insane\|batshit insane]] over the [[Dianetics\|Marker]] which caused all of the shit on the ship to happen in the first place. One of the Unitologists, [[L. Ron Hubbard\|Dr. Challus Mercer]] (FUCKING DIES), releases his "[[Cockmongler\|prototype/hunter]]" to kill Isaac. This [[Moshzilla\|creature]] is a pain in the ass due to the fact that [[Superman\|IT CANNOT DIE]] unless you [[KILL IT WITH FIRE]]. It follows Isaac around throughout the rest of the game until he finally arrives at the ~~[[Penis\|~~shuttle]] where it can be burned. During all this, Isaac is constantly annoyed by Kendra, Zach, and his [[~~Imaginary~~\|girlfriend]], Nicole.		After this event happens, Isaac, Zach, Kendra, Chen, and Johnston [[Lolwut\|miraculously]] get out of the ship without any wounds. As they run into the lounge of the ship, the whole place turns into a [[shithole]] (as if it wasn't already) and all hell breaks loose. Isaac stands and watches through a window as his crew is attacked by creatures and Chen and Johnston are killed. Isaac has to run his unarmed ass out of there and go into an unstable elevator, then acquires a hideously overpowered futuristic staple gun that cuts most enemies into [[guro\|gory chunks]] in seconds. Later on, Isaac meets up with [[Scientology\|Unitologists]] who are [[Insane\|batshit insane]] over the [[Dianetics\|Marker]] which caused all of the shit on the ship to happen in the first place. One of the Unitologists, [[L. Ron Hubbard\|Dr. Challus Mercer]] (FUCKING DIES), releases his "[[Cockmongler\|prototype/hunter]]" to kill Isaac. This [[Moshzilla\|creature]] is a pain in the ass due to the fact that [[Superman\|IT CANNOT DIE]] unless you [[KILL IT WITH FIRE]]. It follows Isaac around throughout the rest of the game until he finally arrives at the shuttle where it can be burned. During all this, Isaac is constantly annoyed by Kendra, Zach, and his [[waifu\|imaginary girlfriend]], Nicole.

	Eventually, Kendra becomes a Jew and runs off with the marker so she can sell it to some other colony. Fortunately, you pull that [[slut]] back into the ship and fly down to the planet that the ship is orbiting. Isaac then plants the marker on the planet because his (DEAD DEAD DEAD) girlfriend told him to. Being the bitch that she is, Kendra reveals to Isaac that Nicole had [[An hero\|killed herself]] and all this time he's been [[Batshit insane\|hallucinating]], as the Marker used her image to control him and bring itself back to the planet, where it turns out Isaac made a [[Rosie O'Donnell\|giant vagina monster]] wake up. Kendra gets [[Vore\|eaten]] by it, the player kills it and escapes from the planet, the planet explodes, and Isaac is <s>killed by his [[zombie]] girlfriend who inexplicably boarded the ship</s> '''IT WAS A HALLUCINATION'''.		Eventually, Kendra becomes a Jew and runs off with the marker so she can sell it to some other colony. Fortunately, you pull that slut back into the ship and fly down to the planet that the ship is orbiting. Isaac then plants the marker on the planet because his (DEAD DEAD DEAD) girlfriend told him to. Being the bitch that she is, Kendra reveals to Isaac that Nicole had [[An hero\|killed herself]] and all this time he's been [[Batshit insane\|hallucinating]], as the Marker used her image to control him and bring itself back to the planet, where it turns out Isaac made a [[Rosie O'Donnell\|giant vagina monster]] wake up. Kendra gets [[Vore\|eaten]] by it, the player kills it and escapes from the planet, the planet explodes, and Isaac is <s>killed by his [[zombie]] girlfriend who inexplicably boarded the ship</s> '''IT WAS A HALLUCINATION'''.

	All in all, the entire fucking thing is pointless. You did not save a single soul, the monsters would have died of [[AIDS]] eventually, no one will know anything of what happened on that damned ship, and Isaac is <s>still a tool who does whatever the shit people tell him to do '''DEAD'''</s> '''ALIVE''', '''SEQUEL ANNOUNCED'''.		All in all, the entire fucking thing is pointless. You did not save a single soul, the monsters would have died of [[AIDS]] eventually, no one will know anything of what happened on that damned ship, and Isaac is <s>still a tool who does whatever the shit people tell him to do '''DEAD'''</s> '''ALIVE''', '''SEQUEL ANNOUNCED'''.

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	{{spoiler\|EVERYONE DIES EXCEPT ISAAC WHO HAS TO FIGHT A [[PENIS]] SHAPED MONSTER CALLED THE [[HIV]]EMIND! KENDRA BETRAYS YOU AND KILLS DR. KYNE! Also, NICOLE WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME! THE FINAL BOSS OF DEAD SPACE 2 IS ACTUALLY A BAD ACID TRIP! CARVER'S WIFE AND SON GET KILLED BY UNITOLOGISTS! AND ISAAC AND CARVER LIVE!!!!11}}		{{spoiler\|EVERYONE DIES EXCEPT ISAAC WHO HAS TO FIGHT A [[PENIS]] SHAPED MONSTER CALLED THE [[HIV]]EMIND! KENDRA BETRAYS YOU AND KILLS DR. KYNE! Also, NICOLE WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME! THE FINAL BOSS OF DEAD SPACE 2 IS ACTUALLY A BAD ACID TRIP! CARVER'S WIFE AND SON GET KILLED BY UNITOLOGISTS! AND ISAAC AND CARVER LIVE! AND THE GAME ISN'T ACTUALLY SCARY!!!11}}

	[[Image:Dead_Space_Huge_Monster.jpg\|thumb\|One of the delicious enemies you will find in ''Dead Space''.]]		[[Image:Dead_Space_Huge_Monster.jpg\|thumb\|One of the delicious enemies you will find in ''Dead Space''.]]

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	Necromorphs are the [[Zombie\|living dead]] that Isaac fights off throughout the whole game. Most of the necromorphs originate from humans infected with space AIDS. In order for a person to turn into a necromorph, the person has to be <s>dead</s> gay. Then, a [[DaHaloChick\|piece of flesh]] [[Necrophilia\|fucks the dead body]] of the person, [[Goatse\|stretching the flesh]] and making all of his or her limbs blades. There are multiple types of necromorphs in the game. All are extremely annoying.		Necromorphs are the [[Zombie\|living dead]] that Isaac fights off throughout the whole game. Most of the necromorphs originate from humans infected with space AIDS. In order for a person to turn into a necromorph, the person has to be <s>dead</s> gay. Then, a [[DaHaloChick\|piece of flesh]] [[Necrophilia\|fucks the dead body]] of the person, [[Goatse\|stretching the flesh]] and making all of his or her limbs blades. There are multiple types of necromorphs in the game. All are extremely annoying.

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	[[Image:~~http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120728194710/deadspace/images/thumb/3/37/DS3_screenshot_Fodder_01.jpg/640px-DS3_screenshot_Fodder_01.jpg~~\|thumb\|[[Shit brix\|When you see it...]]]]		[[Image:\|thumb\|[[Shit brix\|When you see it...]]]]

	Necromorphs are the [[Zombie\|living dead]] that Isaac fights off throughout the whole game. Most of the necromorphs originate from humans infected with space AIDS. In order for a person to turn into a necromorph, the person has to be <s>dead</s> gay. Then, a [[DaHaloChick\|piece of flesh]] [[Necrophilia\|fucks the dead body]] of the person, [[Goatse\|stretching the flesh]] and making all of his or her limbs blades. There are multiple types of necromorphs in the game. All are extremely annoying.		Necromorphs are the [[Zombie\|living dead]] that Isaac fights off throughout the whole game. Most of the necromorphs originate from humans infected with space AIDS. In order for a person to turn into a necromorph, the person has to be <s>dead</s> gay. Then, a [[DaHaloChick\|piece of flesh]] [[Necrophilia\|fucks the dead body]] of the person, [[Goatse\|stretching the flesh]] and making all of his or her limbs blades. There are multiple types of necromorphs in the game. All are extremely annoying.

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	[[Image:DeadSpace_FlyingVag.jpg\|thumb\|A vagina monster in the background with a slasher.]]		[[Image:DeadSpace_FlyingVag.jpg\|thumb\|A vagina monster in the background with a slasher.]]

			[[Image:http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120728194710/deadspace/images/thumb/3/37/DS3_screenshot_Fodder_01.jpg/640px-DS3_screenshot_Fodder_01.jpg\|thumb\|[[Shit brix\|When you see it...]]]]

	Necromorphs are the [[Zombie\|living dead]] that Isaac fights off throughout the whole game. Most of the necromorphs originate from humans infected with space AIDS. In order for a person to turn into a necromorph, the person has to be <s>dead</s> gay. Then, a [[DaHaloChick\|piece of flesh]] [[Necrophilia\|fucks the dead body]] of the person, [[Goatse\|stretching the flesh]] and making all of his or her limbs blades. There are multiple types of necromorphs in the game. All are extremely annoying.		Necromorphs are the [[Zombie\|living dead]] that Isaac fights off throughout the whole game. Most of the necromorphs originate from humans infected with space AIDS. In order for a person to turn into a necromorph, the person has to be <s>dead</s> gay. Then, a [[DaHaloChick\|piece of flesh]] [[Necrophilia\|fucks the dead body]] of the person, [[Goatse\|stretching the flesh]] and making all of his or her limbs blades. There are multiple types of necromorphs in the game. All are extremely annoying.