Dave Kelly - Revision history

Fleacollerindustry: /* Video */ added Stonetoss theory

2025-06-04T19:29:48Z

Video: added Stonetoss theory

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Fleacollerindustry: /* External Links */

2025-06-04T19:21:03Z

External Links

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	*[http://butthug.com Shmorky Kay's House of Buttsmut Tumblr]		*[http://butthug.com Shmorky Kay's House of Buttsmut Tumblr]
	*[https://www.patreon.com/shmorky Shmorky's Patreon.] Be sure to check out our [[Patreon]] article on how to troll him there.		*[https://www.patreon.com/shmorky Shmorky's Patreon.] Be sure to check out our [[Patreon]] article on how to troll him there.
	*[https://www.patreon.com/appl Shmorky's NSFW Patreon] (no longer being updated)		*[https://www.patreon.com/appl Shmorky's NSFW Patreon] (no longer being updated)
	*[https://twitter.com/sashmorky Shmorky's Twitter]		*[https://twitter.com/sashmorky Shmorky's Twitter]

Fleacollerindustry: /* Video */

2025-06-04T19:20:34Z

Video

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	==Video==		==Video==
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	\|<youtube>1UFOrLEofu0</youtube>}}		\|<youtube>1UFOrLEofu0</youtube>
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LordGrimThInvincible: Aadding turkey tom vidya

2025-04-14T14:18:01Z

Aadding turkey tom vidya

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			==Video==
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LordGrimThInvincible: Fix

2025-03-10T03:31:00Z

Fix

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	[[File:Shmorkytranny.jpg\|thumb\|Dave Kelly~~(Born 1980)~~ is now a disgusting tranny.]]		[[File:Shmorkytranny.jpg\|thumb\|Dave Kelly is now a disgusting tranny.]]
	'''Dave Kelly''', also known as "'''Cave Deli'''", "'''[[Truth\|The Unfunny Furfag]]'''", "'''Shmorky'''", or "'''Daisy'''" to his friends, is a [[babyfur]] and an internet [[webcomic]] artist best known for The Flash Tub on [[Something Awful]]. His flash movies are often bad attempts at satire, such as '''Furious Famicom Faggot''', a series which could have been a humorous sendup of [[Angry Nintendo Nerd]] but instead quickly decays into some kind of horrible quasi-surrealist mashup in which [[everyone dies]], the mother turns into a piece of bacon, and screaming pieces of fruit appear, betraying Kelly's quickness to resort to ZANY WACKINESS and inability to script actual comedy. Most of his animations take on an acid-trip quality, and, after a while of watching them, seem to blur into an infinitely long tirade of over-the-top murder, [[furries]], references to Nintendo, and [[Lowtax]]'s shitty electronic music. Shmorky's presence on the SA creative team marked an unofficial end to Something Awful's raids against furries; goons going after the furfag who happened to be on Lowtax's payroll were quickly banned and the ones that remained took another sullen step towards the [[hugbox\|catlady hugbox]] Something Awful is today.		'''Dave Kelly'''(Born 1980), also known as "'''Cave Deli'''", "'''[[Truth\|The Unfunny Furfag]]'''", "'''Shmorky'''", or "'''Daisy'''" to his friends, is a [[babyfur]] and an internet [[webcomic]] artist best known for The Flash Tub on [[Something Awful]]. His flash movies are often bad attempts at satire, such as '''Furious Famicom Faggot''', a series which could have been a humorous sendup of [[Angry Nintendo Nerd]] but instead quickly decays into some kind of horrible quasi-surrealist mashup in which [[everyone dies]], the mother turns into a piece of bacon, and screaming pieces of fruit appear, betraying Kelly's quickness to resort to ZANY WACKINESS and inability to script actual comedy. Most of his animations take on an acid-trip quality, and, after a while of watching them, seem to blur into an infinitely long tirade of over-the-top murder, [[furries]], references to Nintendo, and [[Lowtax]]'s shitty electronic music. Shmorky's presence on the SA creative team marked an unofficial end to Something Awful's raids against furries; goons going after the furfag who happened to be on Lowtax's payroll were quickly banned and the ones that remained took another sullen step towards the [[hugbox\|catlady hugbox]] Something Awful is today.

	[[Image:Glasses5.JPG\|thumb\|Dave Kelly <strike>is</strike> was a disgusting [[emo]] fuck]]		[[Image:Glasses5.JPG\|thumb\|Dave Kelly <strike>is</strike> was a disgusting [[emo]] fuck]]

LordGrimThInvincible: Adding birth year because he tries to obscure it.

2025-03-10T03:29:23Z

Adding birth year because he tries to obscure it.

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	[[File:Shmorkytranny.jpg\|thumb\|Dave Kelly is now a disgusting tranny.]]		[[File:Shmorkytranny.jpg\|thumb\|Dave Kelly(Born 1980) is now a disgusting tranny.]]
	'''Dave Kelly''', also known as "'''Cave Deli'''", "'''[[Truth\|The Unfunny Furfag]]'''", "'''Shmorky'''", or "'''Daisy'''" to his friends, is a [[babyfur]] and an internet [[webcomic]] artist best known for The Flash Tub on [[Something Awful]]. His flash movies are often bad attempts at satire, such as '''Furious Famicom Faggot''', a series which could have been a humorous sendup of [[Angry Nintendo Nerd]] but instead quickly decays into some kind of horrible quasi-surrealist mashup in which [[everyone dies]], the mother turns into a piece of bacon, and screaming pieces of fruit appear, betraying Kelly's quickness to resort to ZANY WACKINESS and inability to script actual comedy. Most of his animations take on an acid-trip quality, and, after a while of watching them, seem to blur into an infinitely long tirade of over-the-top murder, [[furries]], references to Nintendo, and [[Lowtax]]'s shitty electronic music. Shmorky's presence on the SA creative team marked an unofficial end to Something Awful's raids against furries; goons going after the furfag who happened to be on Lowtax's payroll were quickly banned and the ones that remained took another sullen step towards the [[hugbox\|catlady hugbox]] Something Awful is today.		'''Dave Kelly''', also known as "'''Cave Deli'''", "'''[[Truth\|The Unfunny Furfag]]'''", "'''Shmorky'''", or "'''Daisy'''" to his friends, is a [[babyfur]] and an internet [[webcomic]] artist best known for The Flash Tub on [[Something Awful]]. His flash movies are often bad attempts at satire, such as '''Furious Famicom Faggot''', a series which could have been a humorous sendup of [[Angry Nintendo Nerd]] but instead quickly decays into some kind of horrible quasi-surrealist mashup in which [[everyone dies]], the mother turns into a piece of bacon, and screaming pieces of fruit appear, betraying Kelly's quickness to resort to ZANY WACKINESS and inability to script actual comedy. Most of his animations take on an acid-trip quality, and, after a while of watching them, seem to blur into an infinitely long tirade of over-the-top murder, [[furries]], references to Nintendo, and [[Lowtax]]'s shitty electronic music. Shmorky's presence on the SA creative team marked an unofficial end to Something Awful's raids against furries; goons going after the furfag who happened to be on Lowtax's payroll were quickly banned and the ones that remained took another sullen step towards the [[hugbox\|catlady hugbox]] Something Awful is today.

imported>Disassemblyline: /* Dave Kelly Turns Out To Be Even More Of A Pedophile Than Anyone Knew */ good joke / word count ratio

2021-09-01T01:59:36Z

Dave Kelly Turns Out To Be Even More Of A Pedophile Than Anyone Knew: good joke / word count ratio

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	Dave, realizing he needed to gain some sympathy yet too pussy to do the world an actual service, decided to fake trying to kill himself on Facebook for asspats:		Dave, realizing he needed to gain some sympathy yet too pussy to do the world an actual service, [[Jeffrey Epstein\|decided to fake trying to kill himself on Facebook for asspats]]:

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imported>FBIAgent: I'm pretty sure this video is the one by Turk Tuesday or whatever. Don't promote that grifter fag.

2021-08-19T06:27:17Z

I'm pretty sure this video is the one by Turk Tuesday or whatever. Don't promote that grifter fag.

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	~~==Dave Kelly: The movie==~~

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imported>Oddguy: /* External Links */

2019-02-08T15:15:01Z

External Links

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			==Dave Kelly: The movie==

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imported>Cobaltcat: /* Closet Furry */

2018-07-21T12:06:44Z

Closet Furry

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	Dave is known to troll furries plenty with many of his works, particularly in "[http://smut.comicgenesis.com/d/20010228.html Cave Deli's SMUT!]". However, it seems that he does this a little ''too'' much, and his parody of furry [[yiff\|pr0n]] is suspiciously detailed and graphic. Recently, a [[B\|/b/tard]] posted a large amount of furry porn claimed to be Dave's from 2003. To everyone's horror, the art was undeniably Dave's style in every aspect, including a [[babyfur\|picture of him in a diaper]]. Although [http://davekellycentral.com/d/20040125.html Kelly claims that all of the porn he made was commission based], some of the porn is clearly of Dave himself ... as a bunny rabbit, in diapers, shitting himself, casting a doubtful light on this. Plus there's a photo of him wearing a diaper. All in all, a [[typical]] [[goon]]. Large amounts of people became [[an hero]]s.		Dave is known to troll furries plenty with many of his works, particularly in "[http://smut.comicgenesis.com/d/20010228.html Cave Deli's SMUT!]". However, it seems that he does this a little ''too'' much, and his parody of furry [[yiff\|pr0n]] is suspiciously detailed and graphic. Recently, a [[B\|/b/tard]] posted a large amount of furry porn claimed to be Dave's from 2003. To everyone's horror, the art was undeniably Dave's style in every aspect, including a [[babyfur\|picture of him in a diaper]]. Although [http://davekellycentral.com/d/20040125.html Kelly claims that all of the porn he made was commission based], some of the porn is clearly of Dave himself ... as a bunny rabbit, in diapers, shitting himself, casting a doubtful light on this. Plus there's a photo of him wearing a diaper. All in all, a [[typical]] [[goon]]. Large amounts of people became [[an hero]]s.

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	Image:Dave Kelly uh oh.gif\|Uh oh indeed		Image:Dave Kelly uh oh.gif\|Uh oh indeed
	Image:Dave_Kelly_is_seriously_creepy.gif\|For some reason this creeps me out more than the sexually explicit pictures		Image:Dave_Kelly_is_seriously_creepy.gif\|For some reason this creeps me out more than the sexually explicit pictures
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	Image:Dave_kelly_gay_furry_porn.png\|Nice		Image:Dave_kelly_gay_furry_porn.png\|Nice
	Image:Real_Dave_Kelly_in_Diaper.jpg\|Obviously Photoshopped		Image:Real_Dave_Kelly_in_Diaper.jpg\|Obviously Photoshopped
			File:Shmorky living in gaytown.gif
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