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2022-03-20T23:52:57Z

How To Do Stand Up Like Dane Cook

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	*Nod your head and say "Yeeeeeeah, that's right!" to the crowd as they give you the first of numerous standing ovations that will follow each and every subsequent "joke".		*Nod your head and say "Yeeeeeeah, that's right!" to the crowd as they give you the first of numerous standing ovations that will follow each and every subsequent "joke".
	*Never forget at desperate times to say shit as fast as possible, giving the illusion of being funny.		*Never forget at desperate times to say shit as fast as possible, giving the illusion of being funny.
			*Say that your dick feels like corn.

	== Dane Cook on the YouTubes ==		== Dane Cook on the YouTubes ==

2018-08-19T23:04:34Z

The Fans

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	{{quote\|[[Truth\|Dane Cook is as funny as being force to watch two and half man marathon.]]\|[[Truth]]}}		{{quote\|[[Truth\|Dane Cook is as funny as being force to watch two and half man marathon.]]\|[[Truth]]}}

	(Predictably enough, 98[[%]] of these virulently defensive [[fanboy\|hero-worshiping]] [[luser\|comedy groupies]] have never even had the opportunity to exchange a few brief words with the [[Rich and beautiful\|disinterested]] [[unfunny\|hack]] at one of his shows.)		(Predictably enough, 98[[%]] of these virulently defensive [[fanboy\|hero-worshiping]] [[luser\|comedy groupies]] have never even had the opportunity to exchange a few brief words with the [[Rich and beautiful\|disinterested]] [[unfunny\|hack]] at one of his shows. Also, he is [https://www.scarymommy.com/dane-cook-girlfriend-creepy/ pretty much a pedobear].)

	== How To Do Stand Up Like Dane Cook ==		== How To Do Stand Up Like Dane Cook ==

2018-01-14T00:43:49Z

Also See:

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	*[[Failcyclopedia]]		*[[Failcyclopedia]]
	*[[Larry the Cable Guy]]		*[[Larry the Cable Guy]]
			*[[Amy Schumer]]
			*[[Lena Dunham]]
	*[[GRIDS]]		*[[GRIDS]]
	*[[unfunny\|The cancer that is killing '''humanity''']]		*[[unfunny\|The cancer that is killing '''humanity''']]
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	*[[Metrosexual]]		*[[Metrosexual]]
	*[[Jeff Dunham]]		*[[Jeff Dunham]]
			*[[Leslie Jones]]
	*[[Tosh.0]]		*[[Tosh.0]]
	*[[David Tanny]]		*[[David Tanny]]

2016-08-02T14:59:19Z

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	[[Image:Doncok.jpg\|thumb\|[[Woll Smoth\|His eyes are now smaller than his pee hole]] ( his dick is mostly pee hole)]]		[[Image:Doncok.jpg\|thumb\|[[Woll Smoth\|His eyes are now smaller than his pee hole]] ( his dick is mostly pee hole)]]
			[[Image:DaneCookFatSex.PNG\|thumb\|right\|180px\|Dane loves his landwhale sex.]]

	Dane Cook was created by Hollywood [[Jews]] for the purpose of a mass-produced, non-offensive puppet of a man to [[rape\|please]] frat boys and sorority girls.		Dane Cook was created by Hollywood [[Jews]] for the purpose of a mass-produced, non-offensive puppet of a man to [[rape\|please]] frat boys and sorority girls.

2015-05-08T22:39:05Z

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	==Why is Dane Cook?==		==Why is Dane Cook?==

	[[Image:Doncok.jpg\|thumb\|[[Woll Smoth\|~~Don Cock~~]] *fixed]]		[[Image:Doncok.jpg\|thumb\|[[Woll Smoth\|His eyes are now smaller than his pee hole]] ( his dick is mostly pee hole)]]

	Dane Cook was created by Hollywood [[Jews]] for the purpose of a mass-produced, non-offensive puppet of a man to [[rape\|please]] frat boys and sorority girls.		Dane Cook was created by Hollywood [[Jews]] for the purpose of a mass-produced, non-offensive puppet of a man to [[rape\|please]] frat boys and sorority girls.

2014-06-21T01:50:24Z

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	[[Image:DaneCookwithaMonkey.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Dane Cook, left, being a [[retarded]] [[faggot]]. He probably [[bestiality\|fucked that monkey that he's standing with]], that [[sick fuck]].]]		[[Image:DaneCookwithaMonkey.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Dane Cook, left, being a [[retarded]] [[faggot]]. He probably [[bestiality\|fucked that monkey that he's standing with]], that [[sick fuck]].]]
	'''Dane Cook''' is God's gift to both mankind and comedy. No, just kidding, he's actually an unfunny fucking cunt. I mean, absolutely asshole-suckingly awful. He is an [[unfunny]] hack who must have sold his [[virginity\|soul]] to the Dark Lord [[Satan]] himself to become famous. It is a known scientific fact that at any given time, wherever funny is, Dane Cunt is no less than [[over 9,000\|several thousand]] miles away from it.		'''Dane Cook''' is God's gift to both mankind and comedy. No, just kidding, he's actually an unfunny fucking cunt. We mean, absolutely asshole-suckingly awful. He is an [[unfunny]] hack who must have sold his [[virginity\|soul]] to the Dark Lord [[Satan]] himself to become famous. It is a known scientific fact that at any given time, wherever funny is, Dane Cunt is no less than [[over 9,000\|several thousand]] miles away from it.

	==Why is Dane Cook?==		==Why is Dane Cook?==

2013-05-01T07:01:31Z

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	*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO9t20ZWsYM A youtuber talks about how unfunny Dane Cook is.]		*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO9t20ZWsYM A youtuber talks about how unfunny Dane Cook is.]
	*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMpsYnHl1nQ&feature=related Family Guy's take on Dane Cook]		*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMpsYnHl1nQ&feature=related Family Guy's take on Dane Cook]
	{{TV}}		{{Television}}
	[[Category: People\|Cook, Dane]]		[[Category: People\|Cook, Dane]]
	~~[[Category:TV Shows]]~~

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	[[Image:Doncok.jpg\|thumb\|[[Woll Smoth\|His eyes are now smaller than his pee hole]] ( his dick is mostly pee hole)]]		[[Image:Doncok.jpg\|thumb\|[[Woll Smoth\|His eyes are now smaller than his pee hole]] ( his dick is mostly pee hole)]]
			[[Image:DaneCookFatSex.PNG\|thumb\|right\|180px\|Dane loves his landwhale sex.]]

	Dane Cook was created by Hollywood [[Jews]] for the purpose of a mass-produced, non-offensive puppet of a man to [[rape\|please]] frat boys and sorority girls.		Dane Cook was created by Hollywood [[Jews]] for the purpose of a mass-produced, non-offensive puppet of a man to [[rape\|please]] frat boys and sorority girls.