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	'''''Avatar''''' ({{colortext\|red\|pronounced Nig-a-tar}}) is a remake of the documentary [http://www.crudethemovie.com/about-2/ '''''Crude: The Real Price Of Oil''''']. It is the first of four [[Tl;dw\|three-hour long]] [[Acid\|3-D]] [[Greenpeace]] commercials from [[James Cameron]] (the guy who made ''[[Shit nobody cares about\|Titanic]]'', ''[[Terminator]]'' and ''[[Fail\|Piranha: Part Two]]''), a director so talented and visionary that he needed [[TARP\|€500,000,000]] ($620 million in [[Amerikkka\|'murican money]]) to make a "test movie" with some [[shit]]ty "digital 3D" equipment he made, with a story that rips off Fern Gully, Dancing with Wolves and Pocahontas. It is renowned by many of its [[13-year-old boy\|viewers]] for having the best visuals since [[Crysis]]. Millions of dollars and 6,103,493 metric tons of CO2 emissions later, we now have hundreds of [[furfags]] wanting to become [[Niggers\|10' tall colored folk who live in jungles]] and ride around on [[FYIAD\|pterodactyls]] while [[Trying too hard\|trying]] to fight against [[The Man]]. And all of this just to at a later point in James' life make some live action adaptation of a [[manga]] called "[[The Best\|Battle Angel Alita]]" by [[Fag\|Yukito Kishiro]], and with the same shitty "digital 3D" equipment he used for this movie. Fans of "Battle Angel Alita" raged everywhere when James Cameron announced he would make three more avatar movies before he'd begin to work on BAA, making BAA fanbois wonder if their promised trilogy will end up like another [[Atlas Shrugged\|famous movie trilogy]].		'''''Avatar''''' ({{colortext\|red\|[[Nigger\|pronounced Nig-a-tar]]}}) is a remake of the documentary [http://www.crudethemovie.com/about-2/ '''''Crude: The Real Price Of Oil''''']. It is the first of four [[Tl;dw\|three-hour long]] [[Acid\|3-D]] [[Greenpeace]] commercials from [[James Cameron]] (the guy who made ''[[Shit nobody cares about\|Titanic]]'', ''[[Terminator]]'' and ''[[Fail\|Piranha: Part Two]]''), a director so talented and visionary that he needed [[TARP\|€500,000,000]] ($620 million in [[Amerikkka\|'murican money]]) to make a "test movie" with some [[shit]]ty "digital 3D" equipment he made, with a story that rips off Fern Gully, Dancing with Wolves and Pocahontas. It is renowned by many of its [[13-year-old boy\|viewers]] for having the best visuals since [[Crysis]]. Millions of dollars and 6,103,493 metric tons of CO2 emissions later, we now have hundreds of [[furfags]] wanting to become [[Niggers\|10' tall colored folk who live in jungles]] and ride around on [[FYIAD\|pterodactyls]] while [[Trying too hard\|trying]] to fight against [[The Man]]. And all of this just to at a later point in James' life make some live action adaptation of a [[manga]] called "[[The Best\|Battle Angel Alita]]" by [[Fag\|Yukito Kishiro]], and with the same shitty "digital 3D" equipment he used for this movie. Fans of "Battle Angel Alita" raged everywhere when James Cameron announced he would make three more avatar movies before he'd begin to work on BAA, making BAA fanbois wonder if their promised trilogy will end up like another [[Atlas Shrugged\|famous movie trilogy]].

	The budget for Avatar is disputed but a [[deep throat]] from [[Tv\|/tv/]] states:		The budget for Avatar is disputed but a [[deep throat]] from [[Tv\|/tv/]] states:

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	*It will make over a billion dollars if it is ever released.		*It will make over a billion dollars if it is ever released.
	*Avatar 2 will be CGI overload. If you thought the original movie was CGI overload		*Avatar 2 will be CGI overload. If you thought the original movie was CGI overload
	just you wait till Avatar 2 keep in mind graphics have advanced since 2009.		just you wait till Avatar 2 keep in mind graphics cards have advanced since 2009.

	=== Avatards are invading [[YouTube\|JewTube]] ===		=== Avatards are invading [[YouTube\|JewTube]] ===

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	*There will be 4 more Avatar movies?		*There will be 4 more Avatar movies?
	*Is James Cameron trolling us?		*Is James Cameron trolling us?
	*Rumors about Avatar 2 have been going around since 2010.
	*Avatar 2 release has been delayed how many times now????		*Avatar 2 release has been delayed how many times now????
	Facts about Avatar 2		Facts about Avatar 2
	*This could all just be a publicity stunt.		*This could all just be a publicity stunt.
			*Rumors about Avatar 2 have been going around since 2010.
	*It will make over a billion dollars if it is ever released.		*It will make over a billion dollars if it is ever released.
	*Avatar 2 will be CGI overload. If you thought the original movie was CGI overload		*Avatar 2 will be CGI overload. If you thought the original movie was CGI overload

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	just you wait till Avatar 2 keep in mind graphics have advanced since 2009.		just you wait till Avatar 2 keep in mind graphics have advanced since 2009.
	*Many of original Avatar movie fans will be dead before Avatar 5 is released.

	=== Avatards are invading [[YouTube\|JewTube]] ===		=== Avatards are invading [[YouTube\|JewTube]] ===

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	*Rumors about Avatar 2 have been going around since 2010.		*Rumors about Avatar 2 have been going around since 2010.
	*Avatar 2 release has been delayed how many times now????		*Avatar 2 release has been delayed how many times now????
			Facts about Avatar 2
	*This could all just be a publicity stunt.		*This could all just be a publicity stunt.
	~~Facts about Avatar 2~~
	*It will make over a billion dollars if it is ever released.		*It will make over a billion dollars if it is ever released.
	*Avatar 2 will be CGI overload. If you thought the original movie was CGI overload		*Avatar 2 will be CGI overload. If you thought the original movie was CGI overload

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	just you wait till Avatar 2 keep in mind graphics have advanced since 2009.		just you wait till Avatar 2 keep in mind graphics have advanced since 2009.
	*Many of original Avatar movie fans will be dead before Avatar ~~2 gets~~ released.		*Many of original Avatar movie fans will be dead before Avatar 5 is released.

	=== Avatards are invading [[YouTube\|JewTube]] ===		=== Avatards are invading [[YouTube\|JewTube]] ===

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			=== AVATAR 2 3 4 5? ===
			*There will be 4 more Avatar movies?
			*Is James Cameron trolling us?
			*Rumors about Avatar 2 have been going around since 2010.
			*Avatar 2 release has been delayed how many times now????
			*This could all just be a publicity stunt.
			Facts about Avatar 2
			*It will make over a billion dollars if it is ever released.
			*Avatar 2 will be CGI overload. If you thought the original movie was CGI overload
			just you wait till Avatar 2 keep in mind graphics have advanced since 2009.
			*Many of original Avatar movie fans will be dead before Avatar 2 gets released.

	=== Avatards are invading [[YouTube\|JewTube]] ===		=== Avatards are invading [[YouTube\|JewTube]] ===

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	[[Image:LEAVE_MANHATTAN_ALONE.jpg\|thumb\|SCREW YOU FAGS, I'M THE FUCKING BLUE MEME AROUND HERE!]]		[[Image:LEAVE_MANHATTAN_ALONE.jpg\|thumb\|SCREW YOU FAGS, I'M THE FUCKING BLUE MEME AROUND HERE!]]

	The avatars are [[Mulatto Jesus\|genetic hybrids]] human and Na'vi DNA (science weeps at this point) specifically designed to [[Wetback\|infiltrate]] Pandora's native habitats to further the evil American mining corporation's pwnage of the planet's natural resources since [[Global Warming]] has pwned all of planet Earth's. Each avatar is a physical body that only comes to life when [[Mental illness\|mentally]] linked to its human counterpart ~~whilst~~ napping in coffins. An avatar cannot function if its human counterpart is awake [[IRL]]. For example, an avatar will lie around [[Diabeetus\|comatose]] in the Na'vi jungle about to be [[Queening\|crushed]] by a bulldozer by evil RDA contractors if he or she is fucking around [[Rimjob\|eating scrambled eggs in the avatar lab]]. In other words: [[Smurfs\|Human-Shaped Smurfs]]!!		The avatars are [[Mulatto Jesus\|genetic hybrids]] human and Na'vi DNA (science weeps at this point) specifically designed to [[Wetback\|infiltrate]] Pandora's native habitats to further the evil American mining corporation's pwnage of the planet's natural resources since [[Global Warming]] has pwned all of planet Earth's. Each avatar is a physical body that only comes to life when [[Mental illness\|mentally]] linked to its human counterpart while napping in coffins. An avatar cannot function if its human counterpart is awake [[IRL]]. For example, an avatar will lie around [[Diabeetus\|comatose]] in the Na'vi jungle about to be [[Queening\|crushed]] by a bulldozer by evil RDA contractors if he or she is fucking around [[Rimjob\|eating scrambled eggs in the avatar lab]]. In other words: [[Smurfs\|Human-Shaped Smurfs]]!!

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	[[Image:Tobias funke.jpg\|thumb\|Neytiri]]		[[Image:Tobias funke.jpg\|thumb\|Neytiri]]

	* '''[[Borderlands\|Pandora]]''' – The drug-induced hallucination of a planet director James Cameron dreamed up ~~whilst~~ naked in the Vegas desert high on peyote, LSD, and mead after seeing a Blue Man Group performance when he was a [[12-year-old boy]]. On Pandora, trees are conected like internets.		* '''[[Borderlands\|Pandora]]''' – The drug-induced hallucination of a planet director James Cameron dreamed up while naked in the Vegas desert high on peyote, LSD, and mead after seeing a Blue Man Group performance when he was a [[12-year-old boy]]. On Pandora, trees are conected like internets.

	* [[Red Indians\|The '''Na'vi''']] – The indigenous "people" of Pandora. They are 10' tall blue kitties who are profoundly [[Hippies\|linked to nature]] and are especially [[Tree hugger\|fond of trees]].		* [[Red Indians\|The '''Na'vi''']] – The indigenous "people" of Pandora. They are 10' tall blue kitties who are profoundly [[Hippies\|linked to nature]] and are especially [[Tree hugger\|fond of trees]].
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	* '''Ripley''' – The [[Environmentalist\|bleeding heart liberal]] scientist in charge of the Avatar program. Of course she had [[Derp\|no idea]] that the evil mining corporation (RDA) she's working with would use her avatars to rape the indigenous people who refuse to budge from their giant [[b\|tree fort]] which sits atop the motherload of all Unobtanium on Pandora. She also has an avatar and prior to the arrival of the [[XTREME\|gung ho]] crippled Marine, Jake, tried to set up a school for the Na'vi to promote cross-cultural understanding. The school was soon [[permab&]] since the Na'vi are no dummies - they didn't [[Manhattan\|get offered $12]], copious amounts of whiskey and venereal diseases so it was [[NO U\|no dice]].		* '''Ripley''' – The [[Environmentalist\|bleeding heart liberal]] scientist in charge of the Avatar program. Of course she had [[Derp\|no idea]] that the evil mining corporation (RDA) she's working with would use her avatars to rape the indigenous people who refuse to budge from their giant [[b\|tree fort]] which sits atop the motherload of all Unobtanium on Pandora. She also has an avatar and prior to the arrival of the [[XTREME\|gung ho]] crippled Marine, Jake, tried to set up a school for the Na'vi to promote cross-cultural understanding. The school was soon [[permab&]] since the Na'vi are no dummies - they didn't [[Manhattan\|get offered $12]], copious amounts of whiskey and venereal diseases so it was [[NO U\|no dice]].

	* '''[[Colonel Quaritch does not give a fuck\|Colonel Quaritch]]''' – The generic [[Bad Vlad\|IRL tough guy]] leader of the U.S. Marine battalion who are charged with protecting RDA's mining operation and pwning the pissed off natives. ~~Whilst~~ his civilian bosses attempt to avoid bad press back on Earth by negotiating with the black person in an attempt to peaceably relocate them from their beloved tree house to get at the massive load of [[Oil\|Unobtainium]] underneath it, the Colonel would like nothing more than to [[Genocide\|bomb them and their tree back to the Stone Age]]; something he attempts to do near the end of the film, and comes disappointingly close to doing. His flying doom-fortress crashes when it's revealed that the same guy who decided the Death Star needed an exposed exhaust port built the flying fortress o' death...and put FOUR massively exposed weak points on it. He's the film's protagonist, when put alongside the tree-fucking Ripley and the furry race-traitor Jake, giving the movie the most tragic ending since Hamlet.		* '''[[Colonel Quaritch does not give a fuck\|Colonel Quaritch]]''' – The generic [[Bad Vlad\|IRL tough guy]] leader of the U.S. Marine battalion who are charged with protecting RDA's mining operation and pwning the pissed off natives. While his civilian bosses attempt to avoid bad press back on Earth by negotiating with the black person in an attempt to peaceably relocate them from their beloved tree house to get at the massive load of [[Oil\|Unobtainium]] underneath it, the Colonel would like nothing more than to [[Genocide\|bomb them and their tree back to the Stone Age]]; something he attempts to do near the end of the film, and comes disappointingly close to doing. His flying doom-fortress crashes when it's revealed that the same guy who decided the Death Star needed an exposed exhaust port built the flying fortress o' death...and put FOUR massively exposed weak points on it. He's the film's protagonist, when put alongside the tree-fucking Ripley and the furry race-traitor Jake, giving the movie the most tragic ending since Hamlet.

	* '''[[Oil\|Unobtanium]]''' – The [[Gollum\|precious]] mystery mineral that the RDA wants to get at to pay for the production, marketing and promotion of Avatar. Unobtanium is a combination of crack, oil and Viagra and goes for 20,000,000 Quatloos a kilo.		* '''[[Oil\|Unobtanium]]''' – The [[Gollum\|precious]] mystery mineral that the RDA wants to get at to pay for the production, marketing and promotion of Avatar. Unobtanium is a combination of crack, oil and Viagra and goes for 20,000,000 Quatloos a kilo.

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	'''''Avatar''''' ({{colortext\|red\|pronounced Nig-a-tar}}) is a remake of the documentary [http://www.crudethemovie.com/about-2/ '''''Crude: The Real Price Of Oil''''']. It is the first of four [[Tl;dw\|three-hour long]] [[Acid\|3-D]] [[Greenpeace]] commercials from [[James Cameron]] (the guy who made ''[[Shit nobody cares about\|Titanic]]'', ''[[Terminator]]'' and ''[[Fail\|Piranha: Part Two]]''), a director so talented and visionary that he needed [[TARP\|€500,000,000]] ($620 million in [[Amerikkka\|'murican money]]) to make a "test movie" with some [[shit]]ty "digital 3D" equipment he made, with a story that rips off Fern Gully, Dancing with Wolves and Pocahontas. It is renowned by many of its [[13-year-old boy\|viewers]] for having the best visuals since [[Crysis]]. Millions of dollars and 6,103,493 metric tons of CO2 emissions later, we now have hundreds of [[furfags]] wanting to become [[Niggers\|10' tall colored folk who live in jungles]] and ride around on [[FYIAD\|pterodactyls]] while [[Trying too hard\|trying]] to fight against [[The Man]]. And all of this just to at a later point in James' life make some live action adaptation of a [[manga]] called "[[The Best\|Battle Angel Alita]]" by [[Fag\|Yukito Kishiro]], and with the same shitty "digital 3D" equipment he used for this movie. Fans of "Battle Angel Alita" raged everywhere when James Cameron announced he would make three more avatar movies before he'd begin to work on BAA, making BAA fanbois wonder if their promised trilogy will end up like another [[Atlas Shrugged\|famous movie trilogy]].		'''''Avatar''''' ({{colortext\|red\|[[Nigger\|pronounced Nig-a-tar]]}}) is a remake of the documentary [http://www.crudethemovie.com/about-2/ '''''Crude: The Real Price Of Oil''''']. It is the first of four [[Tl;dw\|three-hour long]] [[Acid\|3-D]] [[Greenpeace]] commercials from [[James Cameron]] (the guy who made ''[[Shit nobody cares about\|Titanic]]'', ''[[Terminator]]'' and ''[[Fail\|Piranha: Part Two]]''), a director so talented and visionary that he needed [[TARP\|€500,000,000]] ($620 million in [[Amerikkka\|'murican money]]) to make a "test movie" with some [[shit]]ty "digital 3D" equipment he made, with a story that rips off Fern Gully, Dancing with Wolves and Pocahontas. It is renowned by many of its [[13-year-old boy\|viewers]] for having the best visuals since [[Crysis]]. Millions of dollars and 6,103,493 metric tons of CO2 emissions later, we now have hundreds of [[furfags]] wanting to become [[Niggers\|10' tall colored folk who live in jungles]] and ride around on [[FYIAD\|pterodactyls]] while [[Trying too hard\|trying]] to fight against [[The Man]]. And all of this just to at a later point in James' life make some live action adaptation of a [[manga]] called "[[The Best\|Battle Angel Alita]]" by [[Fag\|Yukito Kishiro]], and with the same shitty "digital 3D" equipment he used for this movie. Fans of "Battle Angel Alita" raged everywhere when James Cameron announced he would make three more avatar movies before he'd begin to work on BAA, making BAA fanbois wonder if their promised trilogy will end up like another [[Atlas Shrugged\|famous movie trilogy]].

	The budget for Avatar is disputed but a [[deep throat]] from [[Tv\|/tv/]] states:		The budget for Avatar is disputed but a [[deep throat]] from [[Tv\|/tv/]] states:

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	The avatars are [[Mulatto Jesus\|genetic hybrids]] human and Na'vi DNA (science weeps at this point) specifically designed to [[Wetback\|infiltrate]] Pandora's native habitats to further the evil American mining corporation's pwnage of the planet's natural resources since [[Global Warming]] has pwned all of planet Earth's. Each avatar is a physical body that only comes to life when [[Mental illness\|mentally]] linked to its human counterpart ~~whilst~~ napping in coffins. An avatar cannot function if its human counterpart is awake [[IRL]]. For example, an avatar will lie around [[Diabeetus\|comatose]] in the Na'vi jungle about to be [[Queening\|crushed]] by a bulldozer by evil RDA contractors if he or she is fucking around [[Rimjob\|eating scrambled eggs in the avatar lab]]. In other words: [[Smurfs\|Human-Shaped Smurfs]]!!		The avatars are [[Mulatto Jesus\|genetic hybrids]] human and Na'vi DNA (science weeps at this point) specifically designed to [[Wetback\|infiltrate]] Pandora's native habitats to further the evil American mining corporation's pwnage of the planet's natural resources since [[Global Warming]] has pwned all of planet Earth's. Each avatar is a physical body that only comes to life when [[Mental illness\|mentally]] linked to its human counterpart while napping in coffins. An avatar cannot function if its human counterpart is awake [[IRL]]. For example, an avatar will lie around [[Diabeetus\|comatose]] in the Na'vi jungle about to be [[Queening\|crushed]] by a bulldozer by evil RDA contractors if he or she is fucking around [[Rimjob\|eating scrambled eggs in the avatar lab]]. In other words: [[Smurfs\|Human-Shaped Smurfs]]!!

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	[[Image:Tobias funke.jpg\|thumb\|Neytiri]]		[[Image:Tobias funke.jpg\|thumb\|Neytiri]]

	* '''[[Borderlands\|Pandora]]''' – The drug-induced hallucination of a planet director James Cameron dreamed up ~~whilst~~ naked in the Vegas desert high on peyote, LSD, and mead after seeing a Blue Man Group performance when he was a [[12-year-old boy]]. On Pandora, trees are conected like internets.		* '''[[Borderlands\|Pandora]]''' – The drug-induced hallucination of a planet director James Cameron dreamed up while naked in the Vegas desert high on peyote, LSD, and mead after seeing a Blue Man Group performance when he was a [[12-year-old boy]]. On Pandora, trees are conected like internets.

	* [[Red Indians\|The '''Na'vi''']] – The indigenous "people" of Pandora. They are 10' tall blue kitties who are profoundly [[Hippies\|linked to nature]] and are especially [[Tree hugger\|fond of trees]].		* [[Red Indians\|The '''Na'vi''']] – The indigenous "people" of Pandora. They are 10' tall blue kitties who are profoundly [[Hippies\|linked to nature]] and are especially [[Tree hugger\|fond of trees]].
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	* '''Ripley''' – The [[Environmentalist\|bleeding heart liberal]] scientist in charge of the Avatar program. Of course she had [[Derp\|no idea]] that the evil mining corporation (RDA) she's working with would use her avatars to rape the indigenous people who refuse to budge from their giant [[b\|tree fort]] which sits atop the motherload of all Unobtanium on Pandora. She also has an avatar and prior to the arrival of the [[XTREME\|gung ho]] crippled Marine, Jake, tried to set up a school for the Na'vi to promote cross-cultural understanding. The school was soon [[permab&]] since the Na'vi are no dummies - they didn't [[Manhattan\|get offered $12]], copious amounts of whiskey and venereal diseases so it was [[NO U\|no dice]].		* '''Ripley''' – The [[Environmentalist\|bleeding heart liberal]] scientist in charge of the Avatar program. Of course she had [[Derp\|no idea]] that the evil mining corporation (RDA) she's working with would use her avatars to rape the indigenous people who refuse to budge from their giant [[b\|tree fort]] which sits atop the motherload of all Unobtanium on Pandora. She also has an avatar and prior to the arrival of the [[XTREME\|gung ho]] crippled Marine, Jake, tried to set up a school for the Na'vi to promote cross-cultural understanding. The school was soon [[permab&]] since the Na'vi are no dummies - they didn't [[Manhattan\|get offered $12]], copious amounts of whiskey and venereal diseases so it was [[NO U\|no dice]].

	* '''[[Colonel Quaritch does not give a fuck\|Colonel Quaritch]]''' – The generic [[Bad Vlad\|IRL tough guy]] leader of the U.S. Marine battalion who are charged with protecting RDA's mining operation and pwning the pissed off natives. ~~Whilst~~ his civilian bosses attempt to avoid bad press back on Earth by negotiating with the black person in an attempt to peaceably relocate them from their beloved tree house to get at the massive load of [[Oil\|Unobtainium]] underneath it, the Colonel would like nothing more than to [[Genocide\|bomb them and their tree back to the Stone Age]]; something he attempts to do near the end of the film, and comes disappointingly close to doing. His flying doom-fortress crashes when it's revealed that the same guy who decided the Death Star needed an exposed exhaust port built the flying fortress o' death...and put FOUR massively exposed weak points on it. He's the film's protagonist, when put alongside the tree-fucking Ripley and the furry race-traitor Jake, giving the movie the most tragic ending since Hamlet.		* '''[[Colonel Quaritch does not give a fuck\|Colonel Quaritch]]''' – The generic [[Bad Vlad\|IRL tough guy]] leader of the U.S. Marine battalion who are charged with protecting RDA's mining operation and pwning the pissed off natives. While his civilian bosses attempt to avoid bad press back on Earth by negotiating with the black person in an attempt to peaceably relocate them from their beloved tree house to get at the massive load of [[Oil\|Unobtainium]] underneath it, the Colonel would like nothing more than to [[Genocide\|bomb them and their tree back to the Stone Age]]; something he attempts to do near the end of the film, and comes disappointingly close to doing. His flying doom-fortress crashes when it's revealed that the same guy who decided the Death Star needed an exposed exhaust port built the flying fortress o' death...and put FOUR massively exposed weak points on it. He's the film's protagonist, when put alongside the tree-fucking Ripley and the furry race-traitor Jake, giving the movie the most tragic ending since Hamlet.

	* '''[[Oil\|Unobtanium]]''' – The [[Gollum\|precious]] mystery mineral that the RDA wants to get at to pay for the production, marketing and promotion of Avatar. Unobtanium is a combination of crack, oil and Viagra and goes for 20,000,000 Quatloos a kilo.		* '''[[Oil\|Unobtanium]]''' – The [[Gollum\|precious]] mystery mineral that the RDA wants to get at to pay for the production, marketing and promotion of Avatar. Unobtanium is a combination of crack, oil and Viagra and goes for 20,000,000 Quatloos a kilo.