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{{quote|It's me again. Your friendly neighborhood dildo lover.| Dildo Lover about to tell the world his dog became [[an_hero|an hero]].}}

'''DILDOlover''' is the [[YouTube]] name used by an as-of-yet unnamed (although he claims to have had his [[MySpace]] hacked by [[anon]] so someone must know who he is) kid on the [[internet|internets]] and a source of much [[internet_drama|internet drama]]. This kid has the biggest case of [[Unwarranted_self-importance|unwarranted self-importance]] ever seen in a human being. Upon watching people post their lives [[internet|online]] he began to [[masturbate|masturbate]] with his own video diary. Only this time nobody cared about poor Dildo Lover. Eventually some people happened across his videos and for some [[faggotry|reason]] subscribed to this kid. Upon seeing that someone was watching him rather than waiting for [[9000|over 9000]], [[DILDOlover|Dildo Lover]] seized the moment and created a shout out video to his lone fan. Oh Dildo Lover.

== Gay Videos ==

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Dildo Lover is tired of being called a [[fag|fag]] due to the fact that it is unoriginal. Dildo Lover is seeking [[Original_Content|original content]].

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Dildo Lover is very excited somebody noticed him, he must be [[lonely]].

{{quote|People are actually watching me!!!| Dildo Lover}}

<del>I have some new videos that need to be put up and scrutinized. So whoever made this page... get on that.</del> Nothx.

== Jihad ==

Dildo Lover has taken it upon himself to resist [[anon|anonymous]].

{{quote|I am watching you. Hope you are watching me, because I am bringing down your empire. And I won't be doing it alone.| Dildo Lover on [[Anon|Anonymous]]}}

{{quote|Come and get me!| Dildo Lover directed towards [[Anon|Anonymous]]}}

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Dildo Lover starts his [[jihad|Jihad]] with [[anon|Anon]] while wearing a [[retard|retarded]] mask.

{{quote|Dear Anonymous, it is I your friendly neighborhood leather face, or dildo lover!.| Dildo Lover}}

== His Dog ==

Ossie a German Shepherd, [[9000|age 9]] decided to get cancer to escape from the clutches of [[DILDOlover|Dildo Lover]]. He cultivated a large tumor on his left leg. He refused radiation in an attempt to [[AnHero|die faster]]. The dog requested a special [[drugs|marijuana injection]] to [[an hero]] peacefully. Upon hearing what the nurse was injecting him with, [[DILDOlover|Dildo Lover]] said the following while still hoping that his dogs death was not really a [[AnHero|suicide]].

*A conversation with Ossie's savior.

{{quote|What is that like?| Extrapolation about what Dildo Lover said to the nurse when she started injecting Ossie}}

{{quote|Oh it's just like he's smoking a joint.| Nurse}}

{{quote|Bitch your fucking killing my dog, don't you dare joke with me!| Dildo Lover in denial}}

Dildo Lover's video announcement of his dogs death including an explanation of the aforementioned conversation.

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== Other Nonsense ==

Dildo Lover believes that he knows how to [[Shot_web|shot web]].

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Dildo lover tries to explain the concept of memory with misinformation.

{{quote|Favinninnin Butt finning venin-syphonin vinage DAMN! I can't pronounce it. I don't understand ar, I don't understand how you misunderstood what... God was trying to say there; um; yeah.| Dildo Lover discussing bio-chemistry}}

[[facepalm|When will they learn]]?

== External links ==

*[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=DILDOlover Youtube Account]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEKi6ntoyBQ Dog Becomes An Hero]
*[http://videos.emule.com/videos/dildolover/ emule Account]

== Gallery ==
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DILDOlover - Revision history

imported>Unknown: Created page with " {{quote|It's me again. Your friendly neighborhood dildo lover.| Dildo Lover about to tell the world his dog became an hero.}} '''DILDOlover''' is the YouTube na..."

imported>Unknown: Created page with " {{quote|It's me again. Your friendly neighborhood dildo lover.| Dildo Lover about to tell the world his dog became an hero.}} '''DILDOlover''' is the YouTube na..."

imported>Unknown: Created page with " {{quote|It's me again. Your friendly neighborhood dildo lover.| Dildo Lover about to tell the world his dog became an hero.}} '''DILDOlover''' is the YouTube na..."

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