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	** {{twitter\|PizzaGamer531\|@PizzaGamer531}} - Twitter account. Currently ban evading.		** {{twitter\|PizzaGamer531\|@PizzaGamer531}} - Twitter account. Currently ban evading.
	* {{~~ytuser~~\|cyberdemon531\|Cyberdemon531}} - YouTube channel.		* {{yt\|u\|cyberdemon531\|Cyberdemon531}} - YouTube channel.
	* {{Patreon\|Cyberdemon531}} - Patreon account.		* {{Patreon\|Cyberdemon531}} - Patreon account.
	* CyberDemon531 - Imgur gallery showcasing Rovenski's extensive history of racism on Twitter.		* CyberDemon531 - Imgur gallery showcasing Rovenski's extensive history of racism on Twitter.

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	* {{Patreon\|Cyberdemon531}} - Patreon account.		* {{Patreon\|Cyberdemon531}} - Patreon account.
	* ~~{{Imgurgallery\|udxWU\|Neo-nazi~~ CyberDemon531}} - Imgur gallery showcasing Rovenski's extensive history of racism on Twitter.		* CyberDemon531 - Imgur gallery showcasing Rovenski's extensive history of racism on Twitter.
	* [https://www.speedrun.com/user/Cyberdemon531 Speedrun.com account]		* [https://www.speedrun.com/user/Cyberdemon531 Speedrun.com account]
	* [https://todon.nl/@cyberdemon531 @cyberdemon531] - Mastodon account.		* [https://todon.nl/@cyberdemon531 @cyberdemon531] - Mastodon account.

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<big>'''John A Rovenski'''</big>
{{ibrow|'''Given Name(s)'''|John A Rovenski (real name), Andrea Rovenski, CyberDemon531}}
{{Ibrow|'''State Of Being'''|[[Dick|Genetically stunted intellectually]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt|American]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Genus'''|[[Gay|Homo]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Species'''|[[Tranny]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Sub Species|[[Poland|Pollack]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''| 1996}}
{{ibrow|'''Classification'''| Rageaholic}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''| Maryland}}
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'''CyberDemon531''' aka '''[[Powerword|John A. Rovenski & Andrea Rovenski]]''' is a high school drop out, being a Pollack he probably couldn't get past tying his shoes. Like [[Doopie DoOver|most people trying to make a living on the internet]], CyberDemon531 focuses his time at being an inept and glory hounding speed runner that longs for attention from his betters and hopes to gain accolades by focusing on obscure baby games like the [[Sesame Street]] brand of games for children. What makes him of any interest is his obsessively searching his name to flip out and rage against anyone who would dare challenge his mediocre achievements as inconsequential, meaningless, insignificant, and literally [[racist]] because he doesn't have a pair big enough to go up against the big boys with NES games like [[Ninja Gaiden]] or [[Battletoads]].

His online drama, and lack of respect, has led him to be banned from almost every speed gaming forum on the internet.

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<center>'''1:19:28 "FUCK BLACK PEOPLE AND FUCK UNEDUCATED RETARDS"'''</center>

== Taking On The Internet ==
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Much like every deluded cunt on [[Twatter]] that believes that their cyber name is a intellectual property and must be protected because of future incoming profits in the values of billions - John searches the internet for anyone who would dare befoul his name.

One bit of drama in question had him being accused of ''[[Cheating|splicing]]'' his footage, a tactic used by cheating speed runners where they combine footage from multiple runs to improve their times.

Such suspicions emerged when he suddenly improved his time by over 40 seconds on Mega Man IV, which didn't include outright accusations of cheating but more along the lines that something didn't seem right in that no one improves that much overnight.

Many of these accusations and attacks against his presumed grandeur had him instantly chimping out like an [[Autistic|autistic]] shit slinger on a 3 liter Mountain Dew rush, which led to him being banned from forums. One such famous chimp out happened when the bitch was called out for racist behaviour when he was livestreaming '''Muppet Monster Adventure'''.

[[Sarcasm|Through no fault of his own]], John ultimately got himself banned from every streaming site on the [[interwebs]]. Much like a 2 dollar whore losing her cardboard home on trash day, he even got himself banned from his last and final refuge, stream.me after a chimpped out flame war with fellow refugee '''[[Cunt|Britbong]]'''

 
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== For $1,000 You Can Buy The Dignity He Doesn't Have==
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== Chimping on Twitter ==
Like most [[millennial]]s, CyberDemon hasn't gotten the clue that [[Twatter]] should only be used to post [[Porn]] and what you had for dinner. Filled with [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]], he believes that he has an audience that wants to hear the musings of a pre-trans he/she on politics and hormones, or how female hormones, for some reason, make you want to [[masturbate]] less and sees it as a [[Safe Space|safe place where no one can touch him or question what he says]].

Hilariously, he wants people to believe that despite not having a high school education or a job, his internet Empire is capable of supporting a household consisting of him and his mother.

 
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== Racism ==
 
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== CyberDemon Pays People To Post About Him ==
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== Cries For Attention ==
 
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File:Attention getting techs.jpg|[http://archive.is/ccMyP Archive]

File:Cry boo hoot hoo.jpg|[http://archive.is/XzSha Archive]

File:Fukmeplz.jpg|[http://archive.is/ZvKoQ archive] some one fuck me please

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== CyberDemon Despises Anti-Semitism ==
 
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File:20181217 211951.jpg|[http://archive.is/mlrUA Archive]

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File:20181218 152402.jpg|[http://archive.is/Ts0q8 archive] he compares the tranny issue to the systematic genocide of over 6 million jews.

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== The Ironic [[SJW]] ==
Despite Racism, Nazism and all a-round hate mongering - Cyber Demon sees himself as an Anti-Fascist and a SJW.

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== Banned Again ==
 
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== CyberDemon531 Has Schizophrenic Meltdown ==
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== How To Troll CyberDemon531 ==
* Remind him of his hateful past where he was and still is a racist.
* Remind him that a female has two X chromosomes.
* Disprove what he says with facts or wikipedia.
* Tell him he's another [[Chris Chan]] that thinks he'll get laid with a pair of pill bottle boobs.
* Remind him that he's a Pollack and how Hitler put to death 2 million Polish Catholics.
* Remind him that a Pollack is not Aryan.
* Remind him that gays were the first to die along with the crazies and work shy.
* Use only Male pronouns in reference to him.
* [[Truth|Two genders]].

== External Links ==
* {{kf|cyberdemon531-john-m-rovenski-andrea-rovenski-pizzaparty531.44236|CyberDemon531}} - Kiwi Farms thread. {{archive|jVaQB|(archive)}}
* {{twitter|pizzaparty531|@pizzaparty531}} - <s>Twitter account.</s> BALEETED
** {{twitter|PizzaGamer531|@PizzaGamer531}} - Twitter account. Currently ban evading.
* {{ytuser|cyberdemon531|Cyberdemon531}} - YouTube channel.
* {{Patreon|Cyberdemon531}} - Patreon account.
* {{Imgurgallery|udxWU|Neo-nazi CyberDemon531}} - Imgur gallery showcasing Rovenski's extensive history of racism on Twitter.
* [https://www.speedrun.com/user/Cyberdemon531 Speedrun.com account]
* [https://todon.nl/@cyberdemon531 @cyberdemon531] - Mastodon account.

== See Also ==
* [[Autistic]]
* [[Chris Chan]]
* [[Doopie DoOver]]
* [[Gay]]
* [[E-Whore]]
* [[Nazi]]
* [[Retard]]
* [[Speedrun]]
* [[Tranny]]

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{{timeline|Featured article December 21 and 22, 2018|[[Jakelin Caal]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Doomsday Clock]]}}

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