Crysis 3 - Revision history

imported>Mr Jonzz at 03:29, 17 July 2013

2013-07-17T03:29:34Z

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imported>Mr Jonzz at 03:29, 17 July 2013

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imported>Mr Jonzz at 03:29, 17 July 2013

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imported>Mr Jonzz at 03:29, 17 July 2013

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	[[Image:crysis3pc.jpg\|thumb\|The suck-ass PC version only rich white people can play.]]		[[Image:crysis3pc.jpg\|thumb\|The suck-ass PC version only rich white people can play.]]
	Crysis 3 is the follow-up to the ~~[[Shit\|~~masterpiece]] [[Crysis 2]]. ~~[[Obvious\|~~Surprisingly]], it is both superior and suckier than its predecessor~~. The~~ fags at [[Nazi\|Crytek]] thought it would be much better to piss on the only reason people bought Crysis 2 - because it could run on suck-ass computers with parts not made five minutes ago.		'''Crysis 3''' is the follow-up to the masterpiece of FPS gaming that was ''[[Crysis 2]]''. Surprisingly, it is both superior ''and'' suckier than its predecessor; the fags at [[Nazi\|Crytek]] seemingly thought it would be much better to piss on the only reason people bought ''[[Crysis 2]]'' - because it could run on suck-ass computers with parts not made five minutes ago.

	==Storyline==		==Storyline==

	The world has been taken over by the aliens, which are exactly the same as the ones from in the second game, and now you're going to rape their asses in [[Jew York City\|New York]]. You're playing as Prophet, the "Asshole in the Suit" who [[Boring\|gets orders he has to complete, kicking some ass and then gets more orders]]. The problem is that he has to do that with consolized controls and a shitty A.I. that stands in his way, making his journey to the [[I am disappoint\|shitty game ending]] a real pain in the ass.<br>		The world has been taken over by the [[aliens]], which are exactly the same as the ones from in the second game, and now you're going to rape their asses in [[Jew York City\|New York]]. You're playing as [[Mohammed\|Prophet]], the "Asshole in the Suit" who [[Boring\|gets orders he has to complete, kicking some ass and then gets more orders]]. The problem is that he has to do that with consolized controls and a shitty [[Bot\|A.I.]] that stands in his way, making his journey to the [[I am disappoint\|shitty game ending]] a real pain in the ass.<br>

	==Multiplayer==		==Multiplayer==
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	==The DX11 Drama==		==The DX11 Drama==
	For some reason, the DirectX11 drama with [[Crysis 2]] just wasn't enough for Fagtek. They concluded that in order to stop poor people and non-Aryans playing their game, they would prevent the PC version running on any videocard which didn't support DirectX11, better known as '''the shittiest API ever created'''. Fagtek announced this, then refused to answer why the suck-ass Xbox 360 version and the suck-ass PS3 version ran just fine without it.		For some reason, the DirectX11 drama with ''[[Crysis 2]]'' just wasn't enough for Fagtek. They concluded that in order to stop poor people and non-Aryans playing their game, they would prevent the PC version running on any videocard which didn't support DirectX11, better known as '''the shittiest API ever created'''. Fagtek announced this, then refused to answer why the suck-ass [[Xbox 360]] version and the suck-ass [[PS3]] version ran just fine without it.

	==Grafics Optimization==		==Grafics Optimization==
	This is actually a joke because ~~Crysis 3~~ has no optimization at all. To say that changing the graphics settings only has ~~menial~~ influence on the game is a complete overstatement of EA's technological capabilities.		This is actually a joke because the game has no optimization at all. To say that changing the graphics settings only has minimal influence on the game is a complete overstatement of EA's technological capabilities.

	==~~Related Articles~~==		==See also==
	*[[Halo\|Halo 2]] Another game with fake-ass DirectX restrictions.
	*[[Crysis]] ~~The only REAL Crysis game.~~		*[[Crysis]]
	*[[Crysis 2]]		*[[Crysis 2]]
	*[[Far Cry]] The last good thing Crytek ~~ever~~ made.		*[[Far Cry]] - The last good thing Crytek made.
			*[[Halo\|Halo 2]] - Another game with fake-ass DirectX restrictions.


	{{gaming}}		{{gaming}}

imported>Polyesterpeanut: helping

2013-02-25T22:19:42Z

helping

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	==The DX11 Drama==		==The DX11 Drama==
	For some reason, the DirectX11 drama with [[Crysis 2]] just wasn't enough for Fagtek. They concluded that in order to stop poor people and non-Aryans playing their game, they would prevent the PC version running on any videocard which didn't support DirectX11, better known as '''the shittiest API ever created'''. Fagtek announced this, then refused to answer why the suck-ass Xbox 360 version and the suck-ass PS3 version ran just fine without it.		For some reason, the DirectX11 drama with [[Crysis 2]] just wasn't enough for Fagtek. They concluded that in order to stop poor people and non-Aryans playing their game, they would prevent the PC version running on any videocard which didn't support DirectX11, better known as '''the shittiest API ever created'''. Fagtek announced this, then refused to answer why the suck-ass Xbox 360 version and the suck-ass PS3 version ran just fine without it.

			==Grafics Optimization==
			This is actually a joke because Crysis 3 has no optimization at all. To say that changing the graphics settings only has menial influence on the game is a complete overstatement of EA's technological capabilities.

	==Related Articles==		==Related Articles==

imported>Ambient Malice at 09:48, 21 February 2013

2013-02-21T09:48:57Z

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	[[Image:crysis3pc.jpg\|thumb\|The suck-ass PC version only rich white people can play.]]		[[Image:crysis3pc.jpg\|thumb\|The suck-ass PC version only rich white people can play.]]
	Crysis 3 is the follow-up to the [[Shit\|masterpiece]] [[Crysis 2]].[[Obvious\|Surprisingly]], it is both superior and suckier than its predecessor. The fags at [[Nazi\|Crytek]] thought it would be much better to piss on the only reason people bought Crysis 2 - because it could run on suck-ass computers with parts not made five minutes ago.		Crysis 3 is the follow-up to the [[Shit\|masterpiece]] [[Crysis 2]]. [[Obvious\|Surprisingly]], it is both superior and suckier than its predecessor. The fags at [[Nazi\|Crytek]] thought it would be much better to piss on the only reason people bought Crysis 2 - because it could run on suck-ass computers with parts not made five minutes ago.

	==Storyline==		==Storyline==

imported>Ambient Malice at 09:48, 21 February 2013

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	[[Image:crysis3pc.jpg\|thumb\|The suck-ass PC version only rich white people can play.]]		[[Image:crysis3pc.jpg\|thumb\|The suck-ass PC version only rich white people can play.]]
	Crysis 3 is the follow-up to the [[Shit\|masterpiece]] [[Crysis 2]]~~, which~~ [[Obvious\|~~surprisingly~~]] is ~~much worse~~ than ~~that~~. The fags at [[Nazi\|Crytek]] thought it would be much better to piss on the only reason people bought Crysis 2 - because it could run on suck-ass computers with parts not made five minutes ago.		Crysis 3 is the follow-up to the [[Shit\|masterpiece]] [[Crysis 2]].[[Obvious\|Surprisingly]], it is both superior and suckier than its predecessor. The fags at [[Nazi\|Crytek]] thought it would be much better to piss on the only reason people bought Crysis 2 - because it could run on suck-ass computers with parts not made five minutes ago.

	==Storyline==		==Storyline==

imported>Ambient Malice: /* Related Articles */

2013-02-21T09:45:36Z

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	==Related Articles==		==Related Articles==
	*[[Halo]] Another game with fake-ass DirectX restrictions.		*[[Halo\|Halo 2]] Another game with fake-ass DirectX restrictions.
	*[[Crysis]] The only REAL Crysis game.		*[[Crysis]] The only REAL Crysis game.
	*[[Crysis 2]]		*[[Crysis 2]]

imported>Ambient Malice: /* The DX11 Drama */

2013-02-21T09:45:02Z

The DX11 Drama

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	==The DX11 Drama==		==The DX11 Drama==
	For some reason, the DirectX11 drama with Crysis 2 just wasn't enough for Fagtek. They concluded that in order to stop poor people and non-Aryans playing their game, they would prevent the PC version running on any videocard which didn't support DirectX11, better known as '''the shittiest API ever created'''. Fagtek announced this, then refused to answer why the suck-ass Xbox 360 version and the suck-ass PS3 version ran just fine without it.		For some reason, the DirectX11 drama with [[Crysis 2]] just wasn't enough for Fagtek. They concluded that in order to stop poor people and non-Aryans playing their game, they would prevent the PC version running on any videocard which didn't support DirectX11, better known as '''the shittiest API ever created'''. Fagtek announced this, then refused to answer why the suck-ass Xbox 360 version and the suck-ass PS3 version ran just fine without it.

	==Related Articles==		==Related Articles==

imported>Ambient Malice: added Crysis 3 page, just for completion. Mostly copied from Crysis 2 page, but with relevant details.

2013-02-21T09:44:11Z

added Crysis 3 page, just for completion. Mostly copied from Crysis 2 page, but with relevant details.

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[[Image:crysis3pc.jpg|thumb|The suck-ass PC version only rich white people can play.]]
Crysis 3 is the follow-up to the [[Shit|masterpiece]] [[Crysis 2]], which [[Obvious|surprisingly]] is much worse than that. The fags at [[Nazi|Crytek]] thought it would be much better to piss on the only reason people bought Crysis 2 - because it could run on suck-ass computers with parts not made five minutes ago.

==Storyline==

The world has been taken over by the aliens, which are exactly the same as the ones from in the second game, and now you're going to rape their asses in [[Jew York City|New York]]. You're playing as Prophet, the "Asshole in the Suit" who [[Boring|gets orders he has to complete, kicking some ass and then gets more orders]]. The problem is that he has to do that with consolized controls and a shitty A.I. that stands in his way, making his journey to the [[I am disappoint|shitty game ending]] a real pain in the ass.<br>

==Multiplayer==

This is the thing which allows reviewers to excuse how shit the rest of the game is, by claiming that the game is most fun when played with a bunch of screaming, 12 year old, [[Americunts|Amerifags]].

==The DX11 Drama==
For some reason, the DirectX11 drama with Crysis 2 just wasn't enough for Fagtek. They concluded that in order to stop poor people and non-Aryans playing their game, they would prevent the PC version running on any videocard which didn't support DirectX11, better known as '''the shittiest API ever created'''. Fagtek announced this, then refused to answer why the suck-ass Xbox 360 version and the suck-ass PS3 version ran just fine without it.

==Related Articles==
*[[Halo]] Another game with fake-ass DirectX restrictions.
*[[Crysis]] The only REAL Crysis game.
*[[Crysis 2]]
*[[Far Cry]] The last good thing Crytek ever made.

{{gaming}}