Crysis 2 - Revision history

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	==The DX11 Drama==		==The DX11 Drama==

	Shortly after ~~the~~ the game was released, many [[Fantards\|gamers]] were [[BAWWW\|pissed about]] the missing DX10 and DX11 support of Crysis 2. They all think that better [[graphics]] can make Crysis 2 a much better game, even though the game itself is already a steaming pile of [[shit]].<br>		Shortly after the game was released, many [[Fantards\|gamers]] were [[BAWWW\|pissed about]] the missing DX10 and DX11 support of Crysis 2. They all think that better [[graphics]] can make Crysis 2 a much better game, even though the game itself is already a steaming pile of [[shit]].<br>
	On the 27th March 2011, [http://pixelsmashers.com/?p=8830 rumors that a DX11 patch is coming] spread out and many threads that had to do with these were [[baleted]] instantly by the butthurted folks at Crytek.		On the 27th March 2011, [http://pixelsmashers.com/?p=8830 rumors that a DX11 patch is coming] spread out and many threads that had to do with these were [[baleted]] instantly by the butthurted folks at Crytek.

imported>TowerTowel: Crysis 3 linked; added small explanations for the related links; removed some random links

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imported>TowerTowel: Crysis 3 linked; added small explanations for the related links; removed some random links

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imported>TowerTowel: Crysis 3 linked; added small explanations for the related links; removed some random links

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imported>TowerTowel: Crysis 3 linked; added small explanations for the related links; removed some random links

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	The world has been taken over by the aliens, which look nothing like the ones in the first game, and now you're going to rape their asses in [[Jew York City\|New York]]. You're playing as Alcatraz, the "Asshole in the Suit" who [[Boring\|gets orders he has to complete, kicking some ass and then gets more orders]]. The problem is that he has to do that with consolized controls and a shitty A.I. that stands in his way, making his journey to the [[I am disappoint\|shitty game ending]] a real pain in the ass.<br>		The world has been taken over by the aliens, which look nothing like the ones in the first game, and now you're going to rape their asses in [[Jew York City\|New York]]. You're playing as Alcatraz, the "Asshole in the Suit" who [[Boring\|gets orders he has to complete, kicking some ass and then gets more orders]]. The problem is that he has to do that with consolized controls and a shitty A.I. that stands in his way, making his journey to the [[I am disappoint\|shitty game ending]] a real pain in the ass.<br>
	At the beginning [[Nigger\|Prophet]] dies to make sure there is nothing left that makes you think you're playing a sequel to Crysis and then you're killing aliens, killing aliens, swinging your cock and kill more aliens. There's some other bullshit happening but [[nobody gives a fuck]] about that. At the end you're confonted with a [[Over 9000\|spammed]] line of heavy alien soldiers to make the finale look harder than it really is and then you [[Winrar\|win]].<br>		At the beginning [[Nigger\|Prophet]] dies to make sure there is nothing left that makes you think you're playing a sequel to Crysis and then you're killing aliens, killing aliens, swinging your cock and kill more aliens. There's some other bullshit happening but [[nobody gives a fuck]] about that. At the end you're confonted with a [[Over 9000\|spammed]] line of heavy alien soldiers to make the finale look harder than it really is and then you [[Winrar\|win]].<br>
	After you've completed this painful trip you can now be happy that <s>[[There Will Be Blood\|there hopefully won't be a sequel]]</s> Crysis 3 is to be released [http://www.crysis.com/crysis3 February 2013!]		After you've completed this painful trip you can now be happy that <s>[[There Will Be Blood\|there hopefully won't be a sequel]]</s> [[Crysis 3]] is to be released [http://www.crysis.com/crysis3 February 2013!]

	==Multiplayer==		==Multiplayer==
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	==Related Articles==		==Related Articles==
	*[[~~Bullshit~~]]		*[[Crysis]], the [[First\|prequel]].
	*[[~~Crysis~~]]		*[[Crysis 3]], the sequel.
	*[[~~Gamer~~]]		*[[Bullshit]], what this game is.
	*[[~~Shit~~]]		*[[Butthurt]], what all the people are after buying this game.
	*[[Butthurt]]		*[[Nazi]], the developers.
	*[[Noob]]		*[[EA]], the publishers.
	*[[Nazi]]		*[[Lies]], required for a good marketing campaign.
	*[[EA]]
	*[[~~Lie]]~~
	*[[Gay]]

	{{gaming}}		{{gaming}}

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	[[Image:Crysis2Cover01.jpg\|thumb\|The scrapped Beta Box Cover]]		[[Image:Crysis2Cover01.jpg\|thumb\|The scrapped Beta Box Cover]]
			[[File:Atari Lynx 1.jpg\|thumb\|The best version.]]
	Crysis 2 is the follow-up to the [[Shit\|masterpiece]] [[Crysis]], which [[Obvious\|surprisingly]] is much worse than that. The fags at [[Nazi\|Crytek]] thought it would be much better to remove everything that made the first game somewhat tolerable, like [[Lie\|awesome controls, awesome graphics, quicksave/load function and great A.I]].		Crysis 2 is the follow-up to the [[Shit\|masterpiece]] [[Crysis]], which [[Obvious\|surprisingly]] is much worse than that. The fags at [[Nazi\|Crytek]] thought it would be much better to remove everything that made the first game somewhat tolerable, like [[Lie\|awesome controls, awesome graphics, quicksave/load function and great A.I]].

imported>DekoMan91: Some MP info; removed painfully unfunny image texts; non-expandable gallery

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Some MP info; removed painfully unfunny image texts; non-expandable gallery

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	==Multiplayer==		==Multiplayer==

	[[Image:C2_CODRippoff.jpg\|thumb\|Haven't I seen this already?]]		[[Image:C2_CODRippoff.jpg\|thumb\|Haven't we seen this already?]]
	Because [[everyone]] else did, Crytek also decided to make the multiplayer for Crysis 2 a [[Call of Duty]] rip-off by stealing its system of killstreaks and [[Shit nobody cares about\|other shit]]. However, their plan to get most of the [[12 year old]] COD players to play Crysis 2 failed because even those retards have the ability to differentiate between [[bullshit]] and [[Twilight\|extreme bullshit]].<br>		Because [[everyone]] else did, Crytek also decided to make the multiplayer for Crysis 2 a [[Call of Duty]] rip-off by stealing its system of killstreaks and [[Shit nobody cares about\|other shit]]. However, their plan to get most of the [[12 year old]] COD players to play Crysis 2 failed because even those retards have the ability to differentiate between [[bullshit]] and [[Twilight\|extreme bullshit]].<br>
	The Crysis 2 multiplayer servers are only allowed for a maximum player count of 16 players, which is [[fail]] because every [[No life\|no life expert]] knows that a multiplayer is only fun on [[At least 100\|128 player servers]].<br>		The Crysis 2 multiplayer servers are only allowed for a maximum player count of 16 players, which is [[fail]] because every [[No life\|no life expert]] knows that a multiplayer is only fun on [[At least 100\|128 player servers]].<br>
	Till the patch to the 1.2 version of Crysis 2 everyone was able to play on the servers, even people who were clever enough to [[BitTorrent\|download]] the game illegally, showing the massive fail [[EA]] and Crytek are made of.		Till the patch to the 1.2 version of Crysis 2 everyone was able to play on the servers, even people who were clever enough to [[BitTorrent\|download]] the game illegally, showing the massive fail [[EA]] and Crytek are made of.<br>
			In [[2012]], the only ones that are still playing the multiplayer of this game are [[cheat]]ers that can't get banned because of missing anti-cheat systems and admin kick functions, [[12 year old]]s that are raging about the hackers, ear raping you to death, and [[Santa Claus]].

	==The DX11 Drama==		==The DX11 Drama==
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	~~{{cg\|Gallery of Butthurt\|crysis2gallery\|~~center\|<gallery>		<center><gallery>
	Image:crysis2dxcomment.jpg~~\|That won't make the game any better asstard.~~		Image:crysis2dxcomment.jpg
	Image:crysis2dxcomment2.jpg~~\|Yes we don't care about your [[faggotry]], too.~~		Image:crysis2dxcomment2.jpg
	Image:crysis2dxcomment3.jpg~~\|Beware of the [[fanbois]].~~		Image:crysis2dxcomment3.jpg
	Image:crysis2dxcomment4.jpg\|How everyone should have done it in the first place.		Image:crysis2dxcomment4.jpg\|How everyone should have done it in the first place.
	</gallery>}}		</gallery></center>

imported>Sirkillsalot: /* The DX11 Drama */

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The DX11 Drama

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	==The DX11 Drama==		==The DX11 Drama==

	Shortly after the the game was released, many [[Fantards\|gamers]] were [[BAWWW\|pissed about]] the missing DX10 and DX11 support of Crysis 2. They all think that better [[graphics]] can make Crysis 2 a much better game, even ~~tho'~~ the game itself is already a steaming pile of [[shit]].<br>		Shortly after the the game was released, many [[Fantards\|gamers]] were [[BAWWW\|pissed about]] the missing DX10 and DX11 support of Crysis 2. They all think that better [[graphics]] can make Crysis 2 a much better game, even though the game itself is already a steaming pile of [[shit]].<br>
	On the 27th March 2011, [http://pixelsmashers.com/?p=8830 rumors that a DX11 patch is coming] spread out and many threads that had to do with these were [[baleted]] instantly by the butthurted folks at Crytek.		On the 27th March 2011, [http://pixelsmashers.com/?p=8830 rumors that a DX11 patch is coming] spread out and many threads that had to do with these were [[baleted]] instantly by the butthurted folks at Crytek.

	However the community won and on the 29th June 2011 a DX11 patch was released making changes only [[You\|fags]] would care about. The game still sucks ~~afterall~~.		However the community won and on the 29th June 2011 a DX11 patch was released making changes only [[You\|fags]] would care about. The game still sucks balls after all.

imported>Sirkillsalot: /* Storyline */February 2013 February 2013 February 2013

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Storyline: February 2013 February 2013 February 2013

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	The world has been taken over by the aliens, which look nothing like the ones in the first game, and now you're going to rape their asses in [[Jew York City\|New York]]. You're playing as Alcatraz, the "Asshole in the Suit" who [[Boring\|gets orders he has to complete, kicking some ass and then gets more orders]]. The problem is that he has to do that with consolized controls and a shitty A.I. that stands in his way, making his journey to the [[I am disappoint\|shitty game ending]] a real pain in the ass.<br>		The world has been taken over by the aliens, which look nothing like the ones in the first game, and now you're going to rape their asses in [[Jew York City\|New York]]. You're playing as Alcatraz, the "Asshole in the Suit" who [[Boring\|gets orders he has to complete, kicking some ass and then gets more orders]]. The problem is that he has to do that with consolized controls and a shitty A.I. that stands in his way, making his journey to the [[I am disappoint\|shitty game ending]] a real pain in the ass.<br>
	At the beginning [[Nigger\|Prophet]] dies to make sure there is nothing left that makes you think you're playing a sequel to Crysis and then you're killing aliens, killing aliens, swinging your cock and kill more aliens. There's some other bullshit happening but [[nobody gives a fuck]] about that. At the end you're confonted with a [[Over 9000\|spammed]] line of heavy alien soldiers to make the finale look harder than it really is and then you [[Winrar\|win]].<br>		At the beginning [[Nigger\|Prophet]] dies to make sure there is nothing left that makes you think you're playing a sequel to Crysis and then you're killing aliens, killing aliens, swinging your cock and kill more aliens. There's some other bullshit happening but [[nobody gives a fuck]] about that. At the end you're confonted with a [[Over 9000\|spammed]] line of heavy alien soldiers to make the finale look harder than it really is and then you [[Winrar\|win]].<br>
	After you've completed this painful trip you can now be happy that [[There Will Be Blood\|there hopefully won't be a sequel]].		After you've completed this painful trip you can now be happy that <s>[[There Will Be Blood\|there hopefully won't be a sequel]]</s> Crysis 3 is to be released [http://www.crysis.com/crysis3 February 2013!]

	==Multiplayer==		==Multiplayer==

imported>DekoMan91: /* Videos */ Fix'd

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Videos: Fix'd

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	==Videos==		==Videos==

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	The new engine can determine how [[lonely]] you are.~~<br><youtube>-_IKqjb9TRY~~</~~youtube~~>\|		\|<youtube>-_IKqjb9TRY</youtube><center>'''The new engine can determine how [[lonely]] you are.'''</center>
	<youtube>WaPAm31bISw</youtube>\|		\|<youtube>WaPAm31bISw</youtube>
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	[[Image:Crysis2Cover01.jpg\|thumb\|The scrapped Beta Box Cover]]		[[Image:Crysis2Cover01.jpg\|thumb\|The scrapped Beta Box Cover]]
			[[File:Atari Lynx 1.jpg\|thumb\|The best version.]]
	Crysis 2 is the follow-up to the [[Shit\|masterpiece]] [[Crysis]], which [[Obvious\|surprisingly]] is much worse than that. The fags at [[Nazi\|Crytek]] thought it would be much better to remove everything that made the first game somewhat tolerable, like [[Lie\|awesome controls, awesome graphics, quicksave/load function and great A.I]].		Crysis 2 is the follow-up to the [[Shit\|masterpiece]] [[Crysis]], which [[Obvious\|surprisingly]] is much worse than that. The fags at [[Nazi\|Crytek]] thought it would be much better to remove everything that made the first game somewhat tolerable, like [[Lie\|awesome controls, awesome graphics, quicksave/load function and great A.I]].