Crunkcore - Revision history

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Culture */

2018-10-03T13:10:03Z

Culture

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	{{quote\|Oh God. I've suddenly come to my fucking senses. What was I thinking? Crunkcore is the worst thing to happen to music since [[~~Azn~~\|Katie Melua's]] [[BIKECAT\|"Nine Million Bicycles"]] in [[China\|Beijing]].\|John McDonnell, [http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2008/jul/22/screamomeetscrunkwelcometo The Guardian]}}		{{quote\|Oh God. I've suddenly come to my fucking senses. What was I thinking? Crunkcore is the worst thing to happen to music since [[commie\|Katie Melua's]] [[BIKECAT\|"Nine Million Bicycles"]] in [[China\|Beijing]].\|John McDonnell, [http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2008/jul/22/screamomeetscrunkwelcometo The Guardian]}}

	The best way to describe it? Anyone ever see that lame ~~teem~~ movie [[Virgin\|''The New Guy'']]? Where the nerdy kid completely changed his looks and personality to be an IRL [[ITG]]? It's kind of like that, except these pitiful fucks are by now mostly [[old\|grown-ass adults]] who apparently weren't beat up enough in high school to get the [[aspie]] and [[ADD]] out of their systems, or they're [[loli\|"bi-polar" preteen girls]] who [[Jessi Slaughter\|want to pop Glocks off in your mouth and make brain slushies]] ([[Fail\|or assume they have the ability to do so]]). These are probably the types who were bullied a lot in high school, or in the case of some of the girls, were getting [[incest\|too much love from daddy]] and not enough love from their peers. Chess team, [[CSIII]] students, [[weeaboo\|Pokefags]], you name it - these kids couldn't get laid and into a [[Nightclub]] then, and they probably still couldn't now unless they pay for a ticket to see one of the shitty bands that have spread this [[AIDS]]. The major issue with this is that while some of the lyrics could be considered sad or lulzy to [[NORP\|average folks]], this culture takes them as a proclamation of prophets and engage in [[Ghost Riding]], [[Alcohol\|getting fucked up]] [[DXM\|on]] [[Ecstasy\|anything]] [[Opioids\|they heard was]] [[Weed\|cool]], [[Internet Disease\|taking bad pictures]], and name themselves something lame using the first letter of their first name (hurr "Danny [[Drama\|Dramawhore]]" durr). Plus, any naysayers to their [[stupid\|cause]] and their [[Epic Fail\|culture]] is immediately a [[Haters Make Me Famous\|"hater," and will make them famous with their hatred]] because that's all the hater talks about. In reality, the hater in question is probably just looking to gather a bigger crowd to showcase how retarded these people are, but the average Crunkfag will take it because [[Attention Whore\|any attention is good attention to them]].		The best way to describe it? Anyone ever see that lame teen movie [[Virgin\|''The New Guy'']]? Where the nerdy kid completely changed his looks and personality to be an IRL [[ITG]]? It's kind of like that, except these pitiful fucks are by now mostly [[old\|grown-ass adults]] who apparently weren't beat up enough in high school to get the [[aspie]] and [[ADD]] out of their systems, or they're [[loli\|"bi-polar" preteen girls]] who [[Jessi Slaughter\|want to pop Glocks off in your mouth and make brain slushies]] ([[Fail\|or assume they have the ability to do so]]). These are probably the types who were bullied a lot in high school, or in the case of some of the girls, were getting [[incest\|too much love from daddy]] and not enough love from their peers. Chess team, [[CSIII]] students, [[weeaboo\|Pokefags]], you name it - these kids couldn't get laid and into a [[Nightclub]] then, and they probably still couldn't now unless they pay for a ticket to see one of the shitty bands that have spread this [[AIDS]]. The major issue with this is that while some of the lyrics could be considered sad or lulzy to [[NORP\|average folks]], this culture takes them as a proclamation of prophets and engage in [[Ghost Riding]], [[Alcohol\|getting fucked up]] [[DXM\|on]] [[Ecstasy\|anything]] [[Opioids\|they heard was]] [[Weed\|cool]], [[Internet Disease\|taking bad pictures]], and name themselves something lame using the first letter of their first name (hurr "Danny [[Drama\|Dramawhore]]" durr). Plus, any naysayers to their [[stupid\|cause]] and their [[Epic Fail\|culture]] is immediately a [[Haters Make Me Famous\|"hater," and will make them famous with their hatred]] because that's all the hater talks about. In reality, the hater in question is probably just looking to gather a bigger crowd to showcase how retarded these people are, but the average Crunkfag will take it because [[Attention Whore\|any attention is good attention to them]].

	===Style===		===Style===

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imported>Schnookums: /* External Links */ redundant

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	*[http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/crunk/index.htm Your Scene Sucks hits the nail on the head]		*[http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/crunk/index.htm Your Scene Sucks hits the nail on the head]

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imported>Terrance and Phillip: /* External Links */ scene, not emo

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External Links: scene, not emo

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imported>NKO: /* What They Are */

2012-11-09T18:46:02Z

What They Are

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	*[[Azn]]		*[[Azn]]
	*Mexican		*[[Mexican]]
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imported>Sirkillsalot: /* External Links */

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External Links

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	*[http://www.last.fm/tag/crunkcore CxC on last.fm]		*[http://www.last.fm/tag/crunkcore CxC on last.fm]
	*[http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2008/jul/22/screamomeetscrunkwelcometo John McDonnell's article/troll on Crunkcore and BrokeNCYDE]		*[http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2008/jul/22/screamomeetscrunkwelcometo John McDonnell's article/troll on Crunkcore and BrokeNCYDE]
	*[http://www.revolvermag-digital.com/revolver/200905/?pm=2&z=fw&pvieww=992&zin=172&u1=texterity&pg=62&fm=1 Revolver interview with Hollywood Undead and a blurb about Crunkcore bands]		*<s>[http://www.revolvermag-digital.com/revolver/200905/?pm=2&z=fw&pvieww=992&zin=172&u1=texterity&pg=62&fm=1 Revolver interview with Hollywood Undead and a blurb about Crunkcore bands]</s> '''Broken Link'''
	*[http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/crunk/index.htm Your Scene Sucks hits the nail on the head]		*[http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/crunk/index.htm Your Scene Sucks hits the nail on the head]

imported>AlexDeck95: /* Kamikaze Lovers */

2011-11-03T23:35:05Z

Kamikaze Lovers

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	===[[Kamikaze Lovers]]===		===[[Kamikaze Lovers]]===
	The worst of the worst, 5 Canadafags decided it would be a good idea to jack each other off with a microphone and this band was the result.		The worst of the worst, 5 Canadafags decided it would be a good idea to jack each other off with a microphone and this band was the result.
	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDFMPuvGLBI&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL Also possible they could be trolling.		http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDFMPuvGLBI&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL Also possible they could be trolling. Everyone rate their albums nice and high http://www.sputnikmusic.com/bands/Kamikaze-Lovers/25588/
			Realizing that crunkcore is shit, they moved on to bigger and better things. Namely death metal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=c-ttYRTIEiQ

	===[[Hawt Rawk Robawt]]===		===[[Hawt Rawk Robawt]]===