Comedy Central - Revision history

imported>The epic man: forgot a which crossed out a majority of the page

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	*9:00 AM: [[Torture\|3 solid hours of very bad amateur standup comedians.]]		*9:00 AM: [[Torture\|3 solid hours of very bad amateur standup comedians.]]
	*12:00 PM [[Shit nobody cares about\|That movie you thought about seeing, but then you realize it's not going to be good on cable because of the edits.]]		*12:00 PM [[Shit nobody cares about\|That movie you thought about seeing, but then you realize it's not going to be good on cable because of the edits.]]
	*4:00 PM: <s>''Workaholics'' (The same four episodes played everyday, all day. Like ''Always Sunny'', despite being moronic shit, it lasted for ''seven long seasons''.)		*4:00 PM: <s>''Workaholics'' (The same four episodes played everyday, all day. Like ''Always Sunny'', despite being moronic shit, it lasted for ''seven long seasons''.)</s>
	*5:00 PM: ''[[The Daily Show]]'' without Jon Stewart ([[Leftard]] jokes and a boring interview.)		*5:00 PM: ''[[The Daily Show]]'' without Jon Stewart ([[Leftard]] jokes and a boring interview.)
	*6:00 PM: <s>''[[The Colbert Report]]''</s> (Half-hour of the most lulzworthy, blatant satire on TV, which is not saying much, and canceled in 2014 anyway)		*6:00 PM: <s>''[[The Colbert Report]]''</s> (Half-hour of the most lulzworthy, blatant satire on TV, which is not saying much, and canceled in 2014 anyway)

imported>The epic man: /* Current Comedy Central Line-Up */

2021-05-29T14:05:07Z

Current Comedy Central Line-Up

imported>ElSegCunt: /* South Park fandom */

2018-08-10T13:53:23Z

South Park fandom

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	===South Park fandom===		===South Park fandom===

	The only time Comedy Central ever got post Gen X ~~conservatives~~ viewers was when they aired South Park (because it's one of the few shows that ~~actual~~ mocks liberals). Everything went smoothly until the geniuses that are Trey Parker and Matt Stone decided to go after their [[Donald Trump\|God]]. [http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/daily-ratings/wednesday-cable-ratings-sept-13-2017/ Now ~~they're rating~~ are failing].		The only time Comedy Central ever got post Gen X conservative viewers was when they aired South Park (because it's one of the few shows that actually mocks liberals). Everything went smoothly until the geniuses that are Trey Parker and Matt Stone decided to go after their [[Donald Trump\|God]]. [http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/daily-ratings/wednesday-cable-ratings-sept-13-2017/ Now their ratings are failing].

	== The Secret Stash ==		== The Secret Stash ==

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Femtards */

2018-08-10T13:51:47Z

Femtards

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	===[[Feminism\|Femtards]]===		===[[Feminism\|Femtards]]===

	Recently, after a decline in quality, Comedy Central figured since they're scraping the bottom of the barrel ~~the~~ might as well give [[Amy Schumer]] work. Thus, Inside Amy Schumer was born. Of course, no one outside of cult of misandry finds her funny and this isn't helping their quality. But CC got to pay the bills. And [[Capitalism\|customer's always right]].		Recently, after a decline in quality, Comedy Central figured since they're scraping the bottom of the barrel they might as well give [[Amy Schumer]] work. Thus, Inside Amy Schumer was born. Of course, no one outside of cult of misandry finds her funny and this isn't helping their quality. But CC got to pay the bills. And [[Capitalism\|the customer's always right]].

	===South Park fandom===		===South Park fandom===

imported>ElSegCunt: /* SJWs/Millennials/or basically any white middle class brat that got Trump in office */

2018-08-10T13:50:52Z

SJWs/Millennials/or basically any white middle class brat that got Trump in office

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	===[[Social Justice\|SJWs]]/Millennials/or basically any white middle class brat that got [[The Donald\|Trump]] in office===		===[[Social Justice\|SJWs]]/Millennials/or basically any white middle class brat that got [[The Donald\|Trump]] in office===

	If you're wondering why Gen Y has such a death boner with [[Fox News\|Faux News]] or any right wing figure for that matter~~. Look~~ no further. As stated earlier when those middle school kids went to high school they started believing every word Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, or any late night cable show host said. Sooner or later they got to the point where started to believe they were actual political commentators and started giving Don Quixote a run for his money. Similar to what was said earlier (about how anyone who says swear words or sex origins gets their own show) is gotten to the point where pretty much anyone who says Trump's worse than Hitler for 22 minutes gets their own show. This however will slowly be coming to a close because more [https://www.ac2news.com/2017/10/cable-continues-to-die-cord-cutters-sap-atts-tv-business/ Americans (a.k.a the viewers parents and breadwinners) are getting rid of cable.]		If you're wondering why Gen Y has such a death boner with [[Fox News\|Faux News]] or any right wing figure for that matter, look no further. As stated earlier, when those middle school kids went to high school they started believing every word Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, or any late night cable show host said. Sooner or later they got to the point where they started to believe they were actual political commentators and started giving Don Quixote a run for his money. Similar to what was said earlier (about how anyone who says swear words or sex origins gets their own show) it's gotten to the point where pretty much anyone who says Trump's worse than Hitler for 22 minutes gets their own show. This however will slowly be coming to a close because more [https://www.ac2news.com/2017/10/cable-continues-to-die-cord-cutters-sap-atts-tv-business/ Americans (a.k.a the viewers parents and breadwinners) are getting rid of cable.]

	===[[Feminism\|Femtards]]===		===[[Feminism\|Femtards]]===

imported>Dinohunter: /* Current Comedy Central Line-Up */

2017-12-01T05:41:18Z

Current Comedy Central Line-Up

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	*9:30 PM: ''[[South Park]]'' (Either one of the fart-joke ridden episodes or the preachy episodes. Wait a minute, isn't that all South Park is?)		*9:30 PM: ''[[South Park]]'' (Either one of the fart-joke ridden episodes or the preachy episodes. Wait a minute, isn't that all South Park is?)
	*10:00 PM: ''[[tosh.0]]'' / ''Reno 911!'' / moar reruns of ''[[South Park]]'' (an unfunny look at Internets/Police/Childhood).		*10:00 PM: ''[[tosh.0]]'' / ''Reno 911!'' / moar reruns of ''[[South Park]]'' (an unfunny look at Internets/Police/Childhood).
	*2:00 AM: [[Scam\|Nothing but 5 solid hours of ''Girls Gone Wild'' commercials]]. (''The Colbert Report'' likes to claim they have cooking product ads on, but it's always ''Girls Gone Wild''. No other network airs these, either.)		*2:00 AM: <s>[[Scam\|Nothing but 5 solid hours of ''Girls Gone Wild'' commercials]]. (''The Colbert Report'' likes to claim they have cooking product ads on, but it's always ''Girls Gone Wild''. No other network airs these, either.) </s> It's not 2009 anymore idiot.

	==Targeted Demographic==		==Targeted Demographic==

imported>Dinohunter: /* Targeted Demographic */

2017-12-01T05:35:39Z

Targeted Demographic

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	Recently, after a decline in quality, Comedy Central figured since they're scraping the bottom of the barrel the might as well give [[Amy Schumer]] work. Thus, Inside Amy Schumer was born. Of course, no one outside of cult of misandry finds her funny and this isn't helping their quality. But CC got to pay the bills. And [[Capitalism\|customer's always right]].		Recently, after a decline in quality, Comedy Central figured since they're scraping the bottom of the barrel the might as well give [[Amy Schumer]] work. Thus, Inside Amy Schumer was born. Of course, no one outside of cult of misandry finds her funny and this isn't helping their quality. But CC got to pay the bills. And [[Capitalism\|customer's always right]].

			===South Park fandom===

			The only time Comedy Central ever got post Gen X conservatives viewers was when they aired South Park (because it's one of the few shows that actual mocks liberals). Everything went smoothly until the geniuses that are Trey Parker and Matt Stone decided to go after their [[Donald Trump\|God]]. [http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/daily-ratings/wednesday-cable-ratings-sept-13-2017/ Now they're rating are failing].

	== The Secret Stash ==		== The Secret Stash ==

imported>Dinohunter: /* SJWs/Millennials/or basically any white middle class brat that got Trump in office */

2017-12-01T05:13:51Z

SJWs/Millennials/or basically any white middle class brat that got Trump in office

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	===[[Social Justice\|SJWs]]/Millennials/or basically any white middle class brat that got [[The Donald\|Trump]] in office===		===[[Social Justice\|SJWs]]/Millennials/or basically any white middle class brat that got [[The Donald\|Trump]] in office===

	If you're wondering why Gen Y has such a death boner with [[Fox News\|Faux News]] or any right wing figure for that matter. Look no further. As stated earlier when those middle school kids went to high school they started believing every word Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, or any late night cable show host said. Sooner or later they got to the point where started to believe they were actual political commentators and started giving Don Quixote a run for his money. Similar to what was said earlier (about how anyone who says swear words or sex ~~origin~~ gets their own show) is gotten to the point where pretty much anyone who says Trump's worse than Hitler for 22 minutes gets their own show. This however will slowly be coming to a close because more [https://www.ac2news.com/2017/10/cable-continues-to-die-cord-cutters-sap-atts-tv-business/ Americans (a.k.a the viewers parents and breadwinners) are getting rid of cable.]		If you're wondering why Gen Y has such a death boner with [[Fox News\|Faux News]] or any right wing figure for that matter. Look no further. As stated earlier when those middle school kids went to high school they started believing every word Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, or any late night cable show host said. Sooner or later they got to the point where started to believe they were actual political commentators and started giving Don Quixote a run for his money. Similar to what was said earlier (about how anyone who says swear words or sex origins gets their own show) is gotten to the point where pretty much anyone who says Trump's worse than Hitler for 22 minutes gets their own show. This however will slowly be coming to a close because more [https://www.ac2news.com/2017/10/cable-continues-to-die-cord-cutters-sap-atts-tv-business/ Americans (a.k.a the viewers parents and breadwinners) are getting rid of cable.]

	===[[Feminism\|Femtards]]===		===[[Feminism\|Femtards]]===

imported>Dinohunter: /* Middle Schoolers */

2017-12-01T05:12:42Z

Middle Schoolers

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	===[[13-year-old boy\|Middle Schoolers]]===		===[[13-year-old boy\|Middle Schoolers]]===

	As everyone knows, middle school kids find curse words and the human reproduction cycle hilarious. Since simply saying them would make anyone under the age of 16 laugh it's an easy win for CC. That's pretty much why ~~that's all~~ the "comedians" really do anymore.		As everyone knows, middle school kids find curse words and the human reproduction cycle hilarious. Since simply saying them would make anyone under the age of 16 laugh it's an easy win for CC. That's pretty much why using shock value is really the only thing the "comedians" really do anymore.

	===[[Social Justice\|SJWs]]/Millennials/or basically any white middle class brat that got [[The Donald\|Trump]] in office===		===[[Social Justice\|SJWs]]/Millennials/or basically any white middle class brat that got [[The Donald\|Trump]] in office===

imported>Dinohunter: /* Femtards */

2017-12-01T05:09:16Z

Femtards

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	===[[Feminism\|Femtards]]===		===[[Feminism\|Femtards]]===

	Recently after a decline in quality, Comedy Central figured since they're scraping the bottom of the barrel the might as well give [[Amy Schumer]] work. Thus, Inside Amy Schumer was born. Of course, no one outside of cult of misandry finds her funny and this isn't helping their quality. But CC got to pay the bills. And [[Capitalism\|customer's always right]].		Recently, after a decline in quality, Comedy Central figured since they're scraping the bottom of the barrel the might as well give [[Amy Schumer]] work. Thus, Inside Amy Schumer was born. Of course, no one outside of cult of misandry finds her funny and this isn't helping their quality. But CC got to pay the bills. And [[Capitalism\|customer's always right]].




	== The Secret Stash ==		== The Secret Stash ==

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	===[[Social Justice\|SJWs]]/Millennials/or basically any white middle class brat that got [[The Donald\|Trump]] in office===		===[[Social Justice\|SJWs]]/Millennials/or basically any white middle class brat that got [[The Donald\|Trump]] in office===

	If you're wondering why Gen Y has such a death boner with [[Fox News\|Faux News]] or any right wing figure for that matter~~. Look~~ no further. As stated earlier when those middle school kids went to high school they started believing every word Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, or any late night cable show host said. Sooner or later they got to the point where started to believe they were actual political commentators and started giving Don Quixote a run for his money. Similar to what was said earlier (about how anyone who says swear words or sex origins gets their own show) is gotten to the point where pretty much anyone who says Trump's worse than Hitler for 22 minutes gets their own show. This however will slowly be coming to a close because more [https://www.ac2news.com/2017/10/cable-continues-to-die-cord-cutters-sap-atts-tv-business/ Americans (a.k.a the viewers parents and breadwinners) are getting rid of cable.]		If you're wondering why Gen Y has such a death boner with [[Fox News\|Faux News]] or any right wing figure for that matter, look no further. As stated earlier, when those middle school kids went to high school they started believing every word Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, or any late night cable show host said. Sooner or later they got to the point where they started to believe they were actual political commentators and started giving Don Quixote a run for his money. Similar to what was said earlier (about how anyone who says swear words or sex origins gets their own show) it's gotten to the point where pretty much anyone who says Trump's worse than Hitler for 22 minutes gets their own show. This however will slowly be coming to a close because more [https://www.ac2news.com/2017/10/cable-continues-to-die-cord-cutters-sap-atts-tv-business/ Americans (a.k.a the viewers parents and breadwinners) are getting rid of cable.]

	===[[Feminism\|Femtards]]===		===[[Feminism\|Femtards]]===

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	===[[Social Justice\|SJWs]]/Millennials/or basically any white middle class brat that got [[The Donald\|Trump]] in office===		===[[Social Justice\|SJWs]]/Millennials/or basically any white middle class brat that got [[The Donald\|Trump]] in office===

	If you're wondering why Gen Y has such a death boner with [[Fox News\|Faux News]] or any right wing figure for that matter. Look no further. As stated earlier when those middle school kids went to high school they started believing every word Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, or any late night cable show host said. Sooner or later they got to the point where started to believe they were actual political commentators and started giving Don Quixote a run for his money. Similar to what was said earlier (about how anyone who says swear words or sex ~~origin~~ gets their own show) is gotten to the point where pretty much anyone who says Trump's worse than Hitler for 22 minutes gets their own show. This however will slowly be coming to a close because more [https://www.ac2news.com/2017/10/cable-continues-to-die-cord-cutters-sap-atts-tv-business/ Americans (a.k.a the viewers parents and breadwinners) are getting rid of cable.]		If you're wondering why Gen Y has such a death boner with [[Fox News\|Faux News]] or any right wing figure for that matter. Look no further. As stated earlier when those middle school kids went to high school they started believing every word Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, or any late night cable show host said. Sooner or later they got to the point where started to believe they were actual political commentators and started giving Don Quixote a run for his money. Similar to what was said earlier (about how anyone who says swear words or sex origins gets their own show) is gotten to the point where pretty much anyone who says Trump's worse than Hitler for 22 minutes gets their own show. This however will slowly be coming to a close because more [https://www.ac2news.com/2017/10/cable-continues-to-die-cord-cutters-sap-atts-tv-business/ Americans (a.k.a the viewers parents and breadwinners) are getting rid of cable.]

	===[[Feminism\|Femtards]]===		===[[Feminism\|Femtards]]===

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	== Current Comedy Central Line-Up ==		== Current Comedy Central Line-Up ==
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	*7:00 AM: [[Unfunny\|Hours and hours of ''Always Sunny in Philadelphia'' reruns.]]		*7:00 AM: <s>[[Unfunny\|Hours and hours of ''Always Sunny in Philadelphia'' reruns.]]</s>
	*9:00 AM: [[Torture\|3 solid hours of very bad amateur standup comedians.]]		*9:00 AM: [[Torture\|3 solid hours of very bad amateur standup comedians.]]
	*12:00 PM [[Shit nobody cares about\|That movie you thought about seeing, but then you realize it's not going to be good on cable because of the edits.]]		*12:00 PM [[Shit nobody cares about\|That movie you thought about seeing, but then you realize it's not going to be good on cable because of the edits.]]
	*4:00 PM: ''Workaholics'' (The same four episodes played everyday, all day. Like ''Always Sunny'', despite being moronic shit, it lasted for ''seven long seasons''.)		*4:00 PM: <s>''Workaholics'' (The same four episodes played everyday, all day. Like ''Always Sunny'', despite being moronic shit, it lasted for ''seven long seasons''.)
	*5:00 PM: ''[[The Daily Show]]'' without Jon Stewart ([[Leftard]] jokes and a boring interview.)		*5:00 PM: ''[[The Daily Show]]'' without Jon Stewart ([[Leftard]] jokes and a boring interview.)
	*6:00 PM: <s>''[[The Colbert Report]]''</s> (Half-hour of the most lulzworthy, blatant satire on TV, which is not saying much, and canceled in 2014 anyway)		*6:00 PM: <s>''[[The Colbert Report]]''</s> (Half-hour of the most lulzworthy, blatant satire on TV, which is not saying much, and canceled in 2014 anyway)
	*6:00 PM: <s>''[[Bix Nood\|The Nightly Show]]''</s> (lel, Who wants to watch a show with an unfunny nigger? Canceled.)		*6:00 PM: <s>''[[Bix Nood\|The Nightly Show]]''</s> (lel, Who wants to watch a show with an unfunny nigger? Canceled.)
	*7:00 PM: ''[[Scrubs]]'' (Another half-hour of ancient reruns of the same unfunny forced memes and [[gay\|butt secks]] seen a few hours earlier)		*7:00 PM: <s>''[[Scrubs]]'' (Another half-hour of ancient reruns of the same unfunny forced memes and [[gay\|butt secks]] seen a few hours earlier)</s>
	*7:30 PM: <s>''Drawn Together''</s> (lol canceled)		*7:30 PM: <s>''Drawn Together''</s> (lol canceled)
	*8:00 PM: <s>''[[Monster\|Ugly Americans]]''</s> (Like every other shitcom wannabe except with monsters. Bad [[dong\|dick]] jokes gone awry. Canceled.)		*8:00 PM: <s>''[[Monster\|Ugly Americans]]''</s> (Like every other shitcom wannabe except with monsters. Bad [[dong\|dick]] jokes gone awry. Canceled.)
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	*10:00 PM: ''[[tosh.0]]'' / ''Reno 911!'' / moar reruns of ''[[South Park]]'' (an unfunny look at Internets/Police/Childhood).		*10:00 PM: ''[[tosh.0]]'' / ''Reno 911!'' / moar reruns of ''[[South Park]]'' (an unfunny look at Internets/Police/Childhood).
	*2:00 AM: <s>[[Scam\|Nothing but 5 solid hours of ''Girls Gone Wild'' commercials]]. (''The Colbert Report'' likes to claim they have cooking product ads on, but it's always ''Girls Gone Wild''. No other network airs these, either.) </s> It's not 2009 anymore idiot.		*2:00 AM: <s>[[Scam\|Nothing but 5 solid hours of ''Girls Gone Wild'' commercials]]. (''The Colbert Report'' likes to claim they have cooking product ads on, but it's always ''Girls Gone Wild''. No other network airs these, either.) </s> It's not 2009 anymore idiot.

			Notice how most of these are crossed out.

	==Targeted Demographic==		==Targeted Demographic==