Colton Harris Moore - Revision history

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	[[last_thursday\|Last Thursday Colton's [[at_least_100_years\|two year]] crime spree finally ended after he was caught [[pwn\|robbing a bunch of niggers cars and boats in the Bahamas]].		[[last_thursday\|Last Thursday]] Colton's [[at_least_100_years\|two year]] crime spree finally ended after he was caught [[pwn\|robbing a bunch of niggers cars and boats in the Bahamas]].

	==Accomplishments==		==Accomplishments==

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	[[Image:ColtonHarrisMoore.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Yeah, you're cool!]]		[[Image:ColtonHarrisMoore.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Yeah, you're cool!]]

	'''Colton Harris Moore''' (also known as ''Colt'' and ''The Barefoot Bandit'') is a [[IRL]] troll and tough guy. Perpetrator of countless crimes and thefts he has even stolen half a dozen plus [[aeroplanes]] and [[9/11\|crashed each one for his own amusement]]. He even managed to steal a $450,000 yacht. He also managed to rob over 100 private residences all over the country before the FBI got involved.		'''Colton Harris Moore''' (also known as ''Colt'' and ''The Barefoot Bandit'') is a [[IRL]] troll and tough guy. Perpetrator of countless crimes and thefts he has even stolen half a dozen plus [[aeroplanes]] and [[9/11\|crashed each one for his own amusement]]. He even managed to steal a $450,000 yacht. He also managed to rob [[over_9000\|over 100]] private residences all over the country before the FBI got involved.

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	==Arrested==		==Arrested==
	Colton's two year crime spree ~~has~~ finally after he ~~had been~~ caught robbing a bunch of niggers cars and boats in the Bahamas.		[[last_thursday\|Last Thursday Colton's [[at_least_100_years\|two year]] crime spree finally ended after he was caught [[pwn\|robbing a bunch of niggers cars and boats in the Bahamas]].

	==Accomplishments==		==Accomplishments==

imported>Sirkillsalot at 00:27, 1 March 2012

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	==Excuse to turn life into a video game==		==Excuse to turn life into a video game==
	[[Image:~~coltonfanfag~~.jpg\|thumb\|right\|The bald guys love him.]]		[[Image:ColtonFan.jpg\|thumb\|right\|The bald guys love him.]]
	Before Colt turned 18, everytime he stole his neighbors bike or Mercedes, he received no more than a month in Juvie. But when he turned 18, shit done changed for young Colt. After getting handed a 4 year bitch slap from a judge for most likely stealing a nigger's bike, Colt "escaped" from the halfway house where he was being held prisoner... by NAMBLA. He knew that because he was really a fucking pussy faggot bitch, he couldn't do real time and decided to instead go Grand Theft Auto on the world IRL. Colt was in God-mode for most of his run until he crashed a $150,000 plane he flew from Indiana into the ocean near the Bahamas. From there he was spotted in several areas which reported shit was stolen. Finally multiple reports of "a tall white teenager" spotted bathing in a lake sealed his fate. The cops proceeded to catch his ass throw him in a real jail for once. Now the Man is going to be sticking it to him very hard and very deep for acting out in such epic fashion. As of right now, some crazy Nazi cop is beating this kid into shape.		Before Colt turned 18, everytime he stole his neighbors bike or Mercedes, he received no more than a month in Juvie. But when he turned 18, shit done changed for young Colt. After getting handed a 4 year bitch slap from a judge for most likely stealing a nigger's bike, Colt "escaped" from the halfway house where he was being held prisoner... by NAMBLA. He knew that because he was really a fucking pussy faggot bitch, he couldn't do real time and decided to instead go Grand Theft Auto on the world IRL. Colt was in God-mode for most of his run until he crashed a $150,000 plane he flew from Indiana into the ocean near the Bahamas. From there he was spotted in several areas which reported shit was stolen. Finally multiple reports of "a tall white teenager" spotted bathing in a lake sealed his fate. The cops proceeded to catch his ass throw him in a real jail for once. Now the Man is going to be sticking it to him very hard and very deep for acting out in such epic fashion. As of right now, some crazy Nazi cop is beating this kid into shape.

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	[[Image:~~coltonharrismoore~~.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Yeah, you're cool!]]		[[Image:ColtonHarrisMoore.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Yeah, you're cool!]]

	'''Colton Harris Moore''' (also known as ''Colt'' and ''The Barefoot Bandit'') is a [[IRL]] troll and tough guy. Perpetrator of countless crimes and thefts he has even stolen half a dozen plus [[aeroplanes]] and [[9/11\|crashed each one for his own amusement]]. He even managed to steal a $450,000 yacht. He also managed to rob over 100 private residences all over the country before the FBI got involved.		'''Colton Harris Moore''' (also known as ''Colt'' and ''The Barefoot Bandit'') is a [[IRL]] troll and tough guy. Perpetrator of countless crimes and thefts he has even stolen half a dozen plus [[aeroplanes]] and [[9/11\|crashed each one for his own amusement]]. He even managed to steal a $450,000 yacht. He also managed to rob over 100 private residences all over the country before the FBI got involved.

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Linking.

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	[[Image:coltonharrismoore.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Yeah, you're cool!]]		[[Image:coltonharrismoore.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Yeah, you're cool!]]

	'''Colton Harris Moore''' (also known as ''Colt'' and ''The Barefoot Bandit'') is a [[IRL]] troll and tough guy. Perpetrator of countless crimes and thefts he has even stolen half a dozen plus aeroplanes and [[9/11\|crashed each one for his own amusement]]. He even managed to steal a $450,000 yacht. He also managed to rob over 100 private residences all over the country before the FBI got involved.		'''Colton Harris Moore''' (also known as ''Colt'' and ''The Barefoot Bandit'') is a [[IRL]] troll and tough guy. Perpetrator of countless crimes and thefts he has even stolen half a dozen plus [[aeroplanes]] and [[9/11\|crashed each one for his own amusement]]. He even managed to steal a $450,000 yacht. He also managed to rob over 100 private residences all over the country before the FBI got involved.

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	*[http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Society/2010/0712/Barefoot-Bandit-fans-flock-to-Facebook-to-offer-support Colten's many fans has "written sadly about not being able to live vicariously through Harris-Moore anymore" on failbook]		*[http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Society/2010/0712/Barefoot-Bandit-fans-flock-to-Facebook-to-offer-support Colten's many fans has "written sadly about not being able to live vicariously through Harris-Moore anymore" on failbook]

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	*[http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Society/2010/0712/Barefoot-Bandit-fans-flock-to-Facebook-to-offer-support Colten's many fans has "written sadly about not being able to live vicariously through Harris-Moore anymore" on failbook]		*[http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Society/2010/0712/Barefoot-Bandit-fans-flock-to-Facebook-to-offer-support Colten's many fans has "written sadly about not being able to live vicariously through Harris-Moore anymore" on failbook]

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