Colorado - Revision history

Paul in the Mall at 07:53, 19 February 2026

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	[[PROTIP]]: The far east side is being flooded by niggers from [[Detroit]] along with [[Rapefugees]]. [[ALL CAPS\|AVOID AT ALL COSTS!]]		[[PROTIP]]: The far east side is being flooded by niggers from [[Detroit]] along with [[Rapefugees]]. [[ALL CAPS\|AVOID AT ALL COSTS!]]

	==[[~~San Francisco~~\|Boulder]]==		==[[Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa\|Boulder]]==
	[[Image:Morkmindy-pamdawber.jpg\|thumb\|Boulder is also the home of an amazingly hairy coked-up alien and his hot retard girlfriend.]]		[[Image:Morkmindy-pamdawber.jpg\|thumb\|Boulder is also the home of an amazingly hairy coked-up alien and his hot retard girlfriend.]]

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	Such activities include, but are not limited to:		Such activities include, but are not limited to:

	*[[Columbine]]~~{{Jew}}~~		*[[Columbine]]
	*[[Aurora Theatre Shooting\|Hosting the most realistic Batman movie experience of your life]] (and probably the last)		*[[Aurora Theatre Shooting\|Hosting the most realistic Batman movie experience of your life]] (and probably the last)
	*[[JonBenet Ramsey]]		*[[JonBenet Ramsey]]

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	<div stlye="width:66%;">[[File:BestStateEver.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Infograph by [[phobos]] on the glorious state of Colorado]]</div>		<div stlye="width:66%;">[[File:BestStateEver.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Infograph by [[phobos]] on the glorious state of Colorado]]</div>
	'''Colorado''' is a mountainous rectangular area in the American Southwest, home to [[Columbine]], ADX, [[JonBenet Ramsey]], and countless other hilarious happenings. Because Colorado's population has around a 1:5 crazy to normal mentality, the state is much more entertaining and interesting than its rural neighbors. This often reveals its self via [[mass shootings]] as Colorado is home to several high-profile shooting sprees, such as Columbine, the [[Aurora Theatre Shooting]], [[Matthew Murray]]'s shooting at YWAM and New Life, Karl Pierson's [[2013]] school shooting, and even moar. There were even [[Noah Jacob Harpham\|two mass shootings]] within a month of each other in Colorado Springs. Additionally, Colorado is one of the greatest states of the [[America\|greatest nation ever]], and being from there makes you automatically better than everybody else. Colorado became the first state to legalize [[weed]], back in [[2012]] which has created a [[:File:Cannabis8ag.jpg\|massive tourism industry]], contributing to the mass migration of countless Americunts flocking to Colorado, only further driving up the already-skyrocketing real estate and accelerating the sea of [[suburbs]] taking over everywhere within a <s>20</s> 100 mile radius of Denver. Scientists predict that [[Columbine\|420.99%]] of the state will be a Denver suburb by the year 2025. The cheapest suburb, [[Ghetto\|Aurora]], has a median real estate price-range of of $260,000 fucking dollars. Colorado is for [[yuppie]] shitheads now.		'''Colorado''' is a mountainous rectangular area in the American Southwest, home to [[Columbine]], ADX, [[JonBenet Ramsey]], and countless other hilarious happenings. Because Colorado's population has around a 1:5 crazy to normal mentality, the state is much more entertaining and interesting than its rural neighbors. This often reveals its self via [[mass shootings]] as Colorado is home to several high-profile shooting sprees, such as Columbine, the [[Aurora Theatre Shooting]], [[Matthew Murray]]'s shooting at YWAM and New Life, Karl Pierson's [[2013]] school shooting, and even moar. There were even [[Noah Jacob Harpham\|two]] [[Robert Lewis Dear\|mass shootings]] within a month of each other in Colorado Springs. Additionally, Colorado is one of the greatest states of the [[America\|greatest nation ever]], and being from there makes you automatically better than everybody else. Colorado became the first state to legalize [[weed]], back in [[2012]] which has created a [[:File:Cannabis8ag.jpg\|massive tourism industry]], contributing to the mass migration of countless Americunts flocking to Colorado, only further driving up the already-skyrocketing real estate and accelerating the sea of [[suburbs]] taking over everywhere within a <s>20</s> 100 mile radius of Denver. Scientists predict that [[Columbine\|420.99%]] of the state will be a Denver suburb by the year 2025. The cheapest suburb, [[Ghetto\|Aurora]], has a median real estate price-range of of $260,000 fucking dollars. Colorado is for [[yuppie]] shitheads now.

	==Bringing in the lols==		==Bringing in the lols==
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	*[[JonBenet Ramsey]]		*[[JonBenet Ramsey]]
	*[[Noah Jacob Harpham]]		*[[Noah Jacob Harpham]]
			*[[Robert Lewis Dear]]
	*[[Karl Pierson]]		*[[Karl Pierson]]
	*Sand Creek Massacre. [[Genocide\|Genocide!]].		*Sand Creek Massacre. [[Genocide\|Genocide!]].
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	[[File:Tumbleweed.jpg\|thumb\|[[Dicks Everywhere\|Tumbleweeds everywhere]]]]		[[File:Tumbleweed.jpg\|thumb\|[[Dicks Everywhere\|Tumbleweeds everywhere]]]]

	Colorado Springs is widely known as the epicenter of the [[God\|religious right]] with [[over 9000]] churches serving the community, all of which are led by [[Lie\|heterosexual and upstanding]] pastors who are motivated only by their love of God and not by [[Bullshit\|money, coke, and/or male hookers]]. In effect, Colorado Springs is sometimes refereed to as "The Christian Mecca". Anyone under the age of 21 can most likely be found cruising the streets in a [[VTEC_Just_Kicked_In_Yo\|riced-out]] Japanese vehicle, graciously purchased by their parents. The kids under 21 without vehicles are usually [[Juggalo]]s who spend their allowance on shitty weed. They usually hang out in Acacia Park and get fucked up with [[homeless]] people. As an aside, [[homeless]] people in Colorado are generally [[retard]]ed because you can be homeless ANYWHERE, so why not refrain from beer for a few days and panhandle up $80 to buy a Greyhound bus ticket to [[California]]? Everyone over the age of 21 spends the $200 they made that week at their shitty call center job in one of the various clubs downtown. 98% of the venues play abrasive, violent [[Rap\|hiphop]], and 98 times out of 100 a patron of the club will take the opportunity to spray the joint with bullets immediately after last call. Everyone in Colorado Springs does [[Drug\|methamphetamine]], no exceptions. Home of [[Ytcracker]]. Colorado Springs is also notable for having two massacres occur within a month of each other. (see: [[Noah Jacob Harpham]])		Colorado Springs is widely known as the epicenter of the [[God\|religious right]] with [[over 9000]] churches serving the community, all of which are led by [[Lie\|heterosexual and upstanding]] pastors who are motivated only by their love of God and not by [[Bullshit\|money, coke, and/or male hookers]]. In effect, Colorado Springs is sometimes refereed to as "The Christian Mecca". Anyone under the age of 21 can most likely be found cruising the streets in a [[VTEC_Just_Kicked_In_Yo\|riced-out]] Japanese vehicle, graciously purchased by their parents. The kids under 21 without vehicles are usually [[Juggalo]]s who spend their allowance on shitty weed. They usually hang out in Acacia Park and get fucked up with [[homeless]] people. As an aside, [[homeless]] people in Colorado are generally [[retard]]ed because you can be homeless ANYWHERE, so why not refrain from beer for a few days and panhandle up $80 to buy a Greyhound bus ticket to [[California]]? Everyone over the age of 21 spends the $200 they made that week at their shitty call center job in one of the various clubs downtown. 98% of the venues play abrasive, violent [[Rap\|hiphop]], and 98 times out of 100 a patron of the club will take the opportunity to spray the joint with bullets immediately after last call. Everyone in Colorado Springs does [[Drug\|methamphetamine]], no exceptions. Home of [[Ytcracker]]. Colorado Springs is also notable for having two massacres occur within a month of each other. (see: [[Noah Jacob Harpham]] and [[Robert Lewis Dear]])

	== Glenwood Springs ==		== Glenwood Springs ==

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	<div stlye="width:66%;">[[File:BestStateEver.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Infograph by phobos on the glorious state of Colorado]]</div>		<div stlye="width:66%;">[[File:BestStateEver.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Infograph by [[phobos]] on the glorious state of Colorado]]</div>
	'''Colorado''' is a mountainous rectangular area in the American Southwest, home to [[Columbine]], ADX, [[JonBenet Ramsey]], and countless other hilarious happenings. Because Colorado's population has around a 1:5 crazy to normal mentality, the state is much more entertaining and interesting than its rural neighbors. This often reveals its self via [[mass shootings]] as Colorado is home to several high-profile shooting sprees, such as Columbine, the [[Aurora Theatre Shooting]], [[Matthew Murray]]'s shooting at YWAM and New Life, Karl Pierson's [[2013]] school shooting, and even moar. There were even [[Noah Jacob Harpham\|two mass shootings]] within a month of each other in Colorado Springs. Additionally, Colorado is one of the greatest states of the [[America\|greatest nation ever]], and being from there makes you automatically better than everybody else. Colorado became the first state to legalize [[weed]], back in [[2012]] which has created a [[:File:Cannabis8ag.jpg\|massive tourism industry]], contributing to the mass migration of countless Americunts flocking to Colorado, only further driving up the already-skyrocketing real estate and accelerating the sea of [[suburbs]] taking over everywhere within a <s>20</s> 100 mile radius of Denver. Scientists predict that [[Columbine\|420.99%]] of the state will be a Denver suburb by the year 2025. The cheapest suburb, [[Ghetto\|Aurora]], has a median real estate price-range of of $260,000 fucking dollars. Colorado is for [[yuppie]] shitheads now.		'''Colorado''' is a mountainous rectangular area in the American Southwest, home to [[Columbine]], ADX, [[JonBenet Ramsey]], and countless other hilarious happenings. Because Colorado's population has around a 1:5 crazy to normal mentality, the state is much more entertaining and interesting than its rural neighbors. This often reveals its self via [[mass shootings]] as Colorado is home to several high-profile shooting sprees, such as Columbine, the [[Aurora Theatre Shooting]], [[Matthew Murray]]'s shooting at YWAM and New Life, Karl Pierson's [[2013]] school shooting, and even moar. There were even [[Noah Jacob Harpham\|two mass shootings]] within a month of each other in Colorado Springs. Additionally, Colorado is one of the greatest states of the [[America\|greatest nation ever]], and being from there makes you automatically better than everybody else. Colorado became the first state to legalize [[weed]], back in [[2012]] which has created a [[:File:Cannabis8ag.jpg\|massive tourism industry]], contributing to the mass migration of countless Americunts flocking to Colorado, only further driving up the already-skyrocketing real estate and accelerating the sea of [[suburbs]] taking over everywhere within a <s>20</s> 100 mile radius of Denver. Scientists predict that [[Columbine\|420.99%]] of the state will be a Denver suburb by the year 2025. The cheapest suburb, [[Ghetto\|Aurora]], has a median real estate price-range of of $260,000 fucking dollars. Colorado is for [[yuppie]] shitheads now.

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	*If above is true, go "shop" till you drop.		*If above is true, go "shop" till you drop.
	*Look for a way to get out of here.		*Look for a way to get out of here.
	*Visit the Various tourist traps throughout the state and get [[Covid\|coughed]] on by [[India\|Indians]] (both dot and feather)		*Visit the Various tourist traps throughout the state and get [[Covid\|coughed]] on by [[India\|Indians]] (both dot and [[Injuns\|feather]])

	==Tourist attractions==		==Tourist attractions==

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	*'''[[Poor\|Pagosa Springs]]''': a rundown small town in the center part of southern Colorado. All that it holds are some hot springs...		*'''[[Poor\|Pagosa Springs]]''': a rundown small town in the center part of southern Colorado. All that it holds are some hot springs...

	*'''[[Mexico\|Pueblo]]''': Medium sized city about 40 min south of Colorado Springs; well-known throughout Colorado as being the ~~single~~ most ghetto ~~place~~ in the entire state, including Aurora. The majority of the population is Latino, which means drive-bys and gang activity are about as big here as football is in Texas. I mean, what else did you expect out of a place called "Pueblo"?		*'''[[Mexico\|Pueblo]]''': Medium sized city about 40 min south of Colorado Springs; well-known throughout Colorado as being the most ghetto shithole in the entire state, including Aurora. The majority of the population is Latino, which means drive-bys and gang activity are about as big here as football is in Texas. I mean, what else did you expect out of a place called "Pueblo"?

	*'''[[Dirty\|Rocky Ford]]''' Shitty fucking beaner town north of [[Mexico\|La Junta]] with nothing interesting in it, just drive through it and don't get out of your car to avoid getting raped by spics.		*'''[[Dirty\|Rocky Ford]]''' Shitty fucking beaner town north of [[Mexico\|La Junta]] with nothing interesting in it, just drive through it and don't get out of your car to avoid getting raped by spics.

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	*'''[[Poor\|Pagosa Springs]]''': a rundown small town in the center part of southern Colorado. All that it holds are some hot springs...		*'''[[Poor\|Pagosa Springs]]''': a rundown small town in the center part of southern Colorado. All that it holds are some hot springs...

	*'''[[~~Injun~~\|Pueblo]]''': ~~Some shitty~~ city ~~north~~ of ~~Trinidad~~. ~~Pretty much~~ the ~~Denver area~~, ~~for the lower class~~. ~~Again~~, in ~~the literal fucking middle~~ of ~~nowhere~~.		*'''[[Mexico\|Pueblo]]''': Medium sized city about 40 min south of Colorado Springs; well-known throughout Colorado as being the single most ghetto place in the entire state, including Aurora. The majority of the population is Latino, which means drive-bys and gang activity are about as big here as football is in Texas. I mean, what else did you expect out of a place called "Pueblo"?

			*'''[[Dirty\|Rocky Ford]]''' Shitty fucking beaner town north of [[Mexico\|La Junta]] with nothing interesting in it, just drive through it and don't get out of your car to avoid getting raped by spics.

	*'''[[Tourism\|Silverton]]''': A small town in the middle of the San Juan Mountains, far to the north of Durango. This town literally only survives off of tourism, as the mines that supplied this shithole have nigh run out, ages ago.		*'''[[Tourism\|Silverton]]''': A small town in the middle of the San Juan Mountains, far to the north of Durango. This town literally only survives off of tourism, as the mines that supplied this shithole have nigh run out, ages ago.
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	*'''[[Iraq\|Trinidad]]''': Lower middle class shithole in the middle of fuckin' nowhere, a few miles north of [[New Mexico]].		*'''[[Iraq\|Trinidad]]''': Lower middle class shithole in the middle of fuckin' nowhere, a few miles north of [[New Mexico]].
	*'''[[Dirty\|Rocky ford]]''' Shitty fucking beaner town north of [[Mexico\|La Junta]] with nothing interesting in it, just drive through it and don't get out of your car to avoid getting raped by spics.

	== Activities ==		== Activities ==

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	[[PROTIP]]: The far east side is being flooded by niggers from [[Detroit]] along with [[Rapefugees]]. [[ALL CAPS\|AVOID AT ALL COSTS!]]		[[PROTIP]]: The far east side is being flooded by niggers from [[Detroit]] along with [[Rapefugees]]. [[ALL CAPS\|AVOID AT ALL COSTS!]]

	==[[~~San Francisco~~\|Boulder]]==		==[[Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa\|Boulder]]==
	[[Image:Morkmindy-pamdawber.jpg\|thumb\|Boulder is also the home of an amazingly hairy coked-up alien and his hot retard girlfriend.]]		[[Image:Morkmindy-pamdawber.jpg\|thumb\|Boulder is also the home of an amazingly hairy coked-up alien and his hot retard girlfriend.]]

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	*'''[[Poor\|Pagosa Springs]]''': a rundown small town in the center part of southern Colorado. All that it holds are some hot springs...		*'''[[Poor\|Pagosa Springs]]''': a rundown small town in the center part of southern Colorado. All that it holds are some hot springs...

	*'''[[Mexico\|Pueblo]]''': Medium sized city about 40 min south of Colorado Springs; well-known throughout Colorado as being the ~~single~~ most ghetto ~~place~~ in the entire state, including Aurora. The majority of the population is Latino, which means drive-bys and gang activity are about as big here as football is in Texas. I mean, what else did you expect out of a place called "Pueblo"?		*'''[[Mexico\|Pueblo]]''': Medium sized city about 40 min south of Colorado Springs; well-known throughout Colorado as being the most ghetto shithole in the entire state, including Aurora. The majority of the population is Latino, which means drive-bys and gang activity are about as big here as football is in Texas. I mean, what else did you expect out of a place called "Pueblo"?

	*'''[[Dirty\|Rocky Ford]]''' Shitty fucking beaner town north of [[Mexico\|La Junta]] with nothing interesting in it, just drive through it and don't get out of your car to avoid getting raped by spics.		*'''[[Dirty\|Rocky Ford]]''' Shitty fucking beaner town north of [[Mexico\|La Junta]] with nothing interesting in it, just drive through it and don't get out of your car to avoid getting raped by spics.

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	*'''[[Poor\|Pagosa Springs]]''': a rundown small town in the center part of southern Colorado. All that it holds are some hot springs...		*'''[[Poor\|Pagosa Springs]]''': a rundown small town in the center part of southern Colorado. All that it holds are some hot springs...

	*'''[[~~Injun~~\|Pueblo]]''': ~~Some shitty~~ city ~~north~~ of ~~Trinidad~~. ~~Pretty much~~ the ~~Denver area~~, ~~for the lower class~~. ~~Again~~, in ~~the literal fucking middle~~ of ~~nowhere~~.		*'''[[Mexico\|Pueblo]]''': Medium sized city about 40 min south of Colorado Springs; well-known throughout Colorado as being the single most ghetto place in the entire state, including Aurora. The majority of the population is Latino, which means drive-bys and gang activity are about as big here as football is in Texas. I mean, what else did you expect out of a place called "Pueblo"?

			*'''[[Dirty\|Rocky Ford]]''' Shitty fucking beaner town north of [[Mexico\|La Junta]] with nothing interesting in it, just drive through it and don't get out of your car to avoid getting raped by spics.

	*'''[[Tourism\|Silverton]]''': A small town in the middle of the San Juan Mountains, far to the north of Durango. This town literally only survives off of tourism, as the mines that supplied this shithole have nigh run out, ages ago.		*'''[[Tourism\|Silverton]]''': A small town in the middle of the San Juan Mountains, far to the north of Durango. This town literally only survives off of tourism, as the mines that supplied this shithole have nigh run out, ages ago.
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	*'''[[Iraq\|Trinidad]]''': Lower middle class shithole in the middle of fuckin' nowhere, a few miles north of [[New Mexico]].		*'''[[Iraq\|Trinidad]]''': Lower middle class shithole in the middle of fuckin' nowhere, a few miles north of [[New Mexico]].
	*'''[[Dirty\|Rocky ford]]''' Shitty fucking beaner town north of [[Mexico\|La Junta]] with nothing interesting in it, just drive through it and don't get out of your car to avoid getting raped by spics.

	== Activities ==		== Activities ==