Colombia - Revision history

Paul in the Mall at 03:01, 23 March 2026

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	== Politics ==		== Politics ==
	[[Image:escobar.jpg\|thumb\|For over 9,000 dollars.]]		[[Image:escobar.jpg\|thumb\|For over 9,000 dollars.]]
	Badass motherfucker and typical <s>Mexican</s> Columbian drug lord, Pablo Escobar, and his gang ruled Columbia for many years before America shot him with a 9mm and then installed its own personal army of CIA-trained niggers to keep tabs on the rest of the continent. Ever grateful for the help, Colombia agreed to [[buttsex\|recompense]] America with whatever it could. Which is nothing.		Badass motherfucker and typical <s>Mexican</s> Columbian drug lord, [[Pablo Escobar]], and his gang ruled Columbia for many years before America shot him with a 9mm and then installed its own personal army of CIA-trained niggers to keep tabs on the rest of the continent. Ever grateful for the help, Colombia agreed to [[buttsex\|recompense]] America with whatever it could. Which is nothing.

	The country is currently run by Juan Manuel Santos, who spends his time doing nothing, srsly [[RAGE\|angering]] Hugo Chavez, and frightening little children.		The country is currently run by Juan Manuel Santos, who spends his time doing nothing, srsly [[RAGE\|angering]] Hugo Chavez, and frightening little children.
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	These people have spread Colombian culture throughout the world.		These people have spread Colombian culture throughout the world.

	* [[~~dealer\|~~Pablo Escobar]]		* [[Pablo Escobar]]
	* [[moniez\|The Santo Domingo family]]		* [[moniez\|The Santo Domingo family]]
	* [[caffeine\|Juan Valdez]]		* [[caffeine\|Juan Valdez]]

Paul in the Mall at 03:00, 23 March 2026

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	<s>'''Columbia'''</s> '''Colombia''' or '''[[ass\|Culo]]mbia''' is another third-world country more in the northern jungle of [[Mexico\|South America]]. It used to belong to Spain but Spain got tired of putting up with all the niggers so it moved out.		<s>'''Columbia'''</s> '''Colombia''' or '''[[ass\|Culo]]<nowiki/>mbia''' is another third-world country more in the northern jungle of [[Mexico\|South America]]. It used to belong to Spain but Spain got tired of putting up with all the niggers so it moved out.

	Columbia is famous for its [[communism\|democracy]] as well as its [[murder\|coffee]], [[marijuana\|tropical plants]], and [[cocaine\|precious stones]] such as [[prostitutes\|emeralds]]. Recently, a [[sexual\|social]] and economic split was made with Venezuela, prompted by the [[batshit insane\|ever tactful]] Venezuelan dictator [[Hugo Chavez]]. Some argue it was because of the newly elected president Juan Manuel Santos, who continued the [[rape\|regime]] of the previous right-wing president. Colombia [[love\|hates]] commies.		Columbia is famous for its [[communism\|democracy]] as well as its [[murder\|coffee]], [[marijuana\|tropical plants]], and [[cocaine\|precious stones]] such as [[prostitutes\|emeralds]]. Recently, a [[sexual\|social]] and economic split was made with Venezuela, prompted by the [[batshit insane\|ever tactful]] Venezuelan dictator [[Hugo Chavez]]. Some argue it was because of the newly elected president Juan Manuel Santos, who continued the [[rape\|regime]] of the previous right-wing president. Colombia [[love\|hates]] commies.

Paul in the Mall at 22:40, 24 February 2025

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	{{commonwealth}}		{{commonwealth}}
			{{Spanish}}
	[[Category:Locations]]		[[Category:Locations]]

imported>Pancreation: /* See also */

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imported>Pancreation: /* See also */

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imported>KingWewuz: /* Famous Columbians */

2018-11-27T21:54:45Z

Famous Columbians

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	<center>'''Fucking donkeys is [[Awwright\|normal]] in Columbia'''</center>		<center>'''Fucking donkeys is [[Awwright\|normal]] in Columbia'''</center>
	<center><youtube>_VKWLC87Uzw</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>_VKWLC87Uzw</youtube></center>
	==Famous ~~Columbians~~==		==Famous Colombians==
	[[Image:sofiavergara.jpg\|thumb\|Sofia Vergara, whom [[you]] will never have.]]		[[Image:sofiavergara.jpg\|thumb\|Sofia Vergara, whom [[you]] will never have.]]

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	* [[FAT\|Fernando Botero]], sculpts/draws only fatties		* [[FAT\|Fernando Botero]], sculpts/draws only fatties
	* [[tits\|Sofia Vergara]]		* [[tits\|Sofia Vergara]]
			* [[Campo Elías Delgado]], the most notable Colombian [[High Score\|high scorer]]
	* [[bitch\|Nina Garcia]], resident bitch of the TV show Project Runway.		* [[bitch\|Nina Garcia]], resident bitch of the TV show Project Runway.
	* [[pwn\|Andres Escobar]], football player, <s>NOT</s> related to Pablo, who was murdered after scoring for the opposing team in '94		* [[pwn\|Andres Escobar]], football player, <s>NOT</s> related to Pablo, who was murdered after scoring for the opposing team in '94

imported>Sveracrux: /* Fifa World Cup 2014 */

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Fifa World Cup 2014

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	\|<youtube>pxwaN7YLIkA</youtube><br /><center>'''Aussie Comedians about Colombian important		\|<youtube>pxwaN7YLIkA</youtube><br /><center>'''Aussie Comedians about'''
	contributions to the world'''</center>		;'''Colombian important contributions to the world'''</center>
	\|<youtube>DXFNrcsXPCQ</youtube><br /><center>'''Triumph the insulting dog trolling colombian soccer fans'''</center>}}\|border=#2F74D0\|background=#2F74D0}}		\|<youtube>DXFNrcsXPCQ</youtube><br /><center>'''Triumph the insulting dog trolling colombian soccer fans'''</center>}}\|border=#2F74D0\|background=#2F74D0}}
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imported>Oddguy: /* The 2012 Secret-Service Prostitute Scandal */

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The 2012 Secret-Service Prostitute Scandal

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	==The 2012 Secret-Service Prostitute Scandal==		==The 2012 Secret-Service Prostitute Scandal==
	[[Image:dania.jpg\|thumb\|Dania, whom [[you]] will also never have (unless you have $800).]]		[[Image:dania.jpg\|thumb\|Dania, whom [[you]] will also never have (unless you have $800).]]
			[[File:Miss colombia.jpg\|left\|300px]]
	In 2012 Obama and his crew hit Colombia's infamous Cartagena for a [[lemon party\|political meeting]] with South and Central American [[mafia\|leaders]]. One night (while Hillary Clinton was busy getting drunk in some bar, like, literally) an expensive whore managed to trick a dumbfuck American Secret-Service agent into paying her $800 cash for a night of Latin sex. He didn't know what the hell she was saying. When the moron awoke the next morning, hungover, the hooker demanded her $$. He threw her thirty fucking dollars.		In 2012 Obama and his crew hit Colombia's infamous Cartagena for a [[lemon party\|political meeting]] with South and Central American [[mafia\|leaders]]. One night (while Hillary Clinton was busy getting drunk in some bar, like, literally) an expensive whore managed to trick a dumbfuck American Secret-Service agent into paying her $800 cash for a night of Latin sex. He didn't know what the hell she was saying. When the moron awoke the next morning, hungover, the hooker demanded her $$. He threw her thirty fucking dollars.

imported>Oddguy: /* Gallery */

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Gallery

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	Anyway, their participation was an [[epic fail]] as they were eventually [[surprise sex\|defeated]] by the local team, who won because they already bribed [[The Man\|FIFA]] for hosting and winning the cup. Unfortunately for them, the [[Germany\|Germans]] did not get along with the ruse, and the brazilians were raped in a lulzy game by a 7-1 score.		Anyway, their participation was an [[epic fail]] as they were eventually [[surprise sex\|defeated]] by the local team, who won because they already bribed [[The Man\|FIFA]] for hosting and winning the cup. Unfortunately for them, the [[Germany\|Germans]] did not get along with the ruse, and the brazilians were raped in a lulzy game by a 7-1 score.

	~~==Gallery==~~
	~~<center>~~
	~~<gallery>~~
	~~File:Miss colombia.jpg~~
	~~</gallery>~~
	~~</center>~~

	== See also ==		== See also ==

imported>Cobaltcat at 07:34, 16 June 2015

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	[[Image:juanmanuel2.jpg\|thumb\|OH SHI-]]		[[Image:juanmanuel2.jpg\|thumb\|OH SHI-]]

	<s>'''Columbia'''</s> '''Colombia''' or '''[[ass\|Culo]]mbia''' is another third-world country more in the northern jungle of [[Mexico\|South America]]. It used to belong to Spain but Spain got tired of putting up with all the niggers so it moved out.		<s>'''Columbia'''</s> '''Colombia''' or '''[[ass\|Culo]]<nowiki/>mbia''' is another third-world country more in the northern jungle of [[Mexico\|South America]]. It used to belong to Spain but Spain got tired of putting up with all the niggers so it moved out.

	Columbia is famous for its [[communism\|democracy]] as well as its [[murder\|coffee]], [[marijuana\|tropical plants]], and [[cocaine\|precious stones]] such as [[prostitutes\|emeralds]]. Recently, a [[sexual\|social]] and economic split was made with Venezuela, prompted by the [[batshit insane\|ever tactful]] Venezuelan dictator [[Hugo Chavez]]. Some argue it was because of the newly elected president Juan Manuel Santos, who continued the [[rape\|regime]] of the previous right-wing president. Colombia [[love\|hates]] commies.		Columbia is famous for its [[communism\|democracy]] as well as its [[murder\|coffee]], [[marijuana\|tropical plants]], and [[cocaine\|precious stones]] such as [[prostitutes\|emeralds]]. Recently, a [[sexual\|social]] and economic split was made with Venezuela, prompted by the [[batshit insane\|ever tactful]] Venezuelan dictator [[Hugo Chavez]]. Some argue it was because of the newly elected president Juan Manuel Santos, who continued the [[rape\|regime]] of the previous right-wing president. Colombia [[love\|hates]] commies.

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	* [[Leftard]]		* [[Leftard]]
	* [[Venezuela]]		* [[Venezuela]]
			* [[Ecuador]]
	* [[Argentina]]		* [[Argentina]]
	* [[Brazil]]		* [[Brazil]]

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	<center>'''Fucking donkeys is [[Awwright\|normal]] in Columbia'''</center>		<center>'''Fucking donkeys is [[Awwright\|normal]] in Columbia'''</center>
	<center><youtube>_VKWLC87Uzw</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>_VKWLC87Uzw</youtube></center>
	==Famous ~~Columbians~~==		==Famous Colombians==
	[[Image:sofiavergara.jpg\|thumb\|Sofia Vergara, whom [[you]] will never have.]]		[[Image:sofiavergara.jpg\|thumb\|Sofia Vergara, whom [[you]] will never have.]]

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	* [[FAT\|Fernando Botero]], sculpts/draws only fatties		* [[FAT\|Fernando Botero]], sculpts/draws only fatties
	* [[tits\|Sofia Vergara]]		* [[tits\|Sofia Vergara]]
			* [[Campo Elías Delgado]], the most notable Colombian [[High Score\|high scorer]]
	* [[bitch\|Nina Garcia]], resident bitch of the TV show Project Runway.		* [[bitch\|Nina Garcia]], resident bitch of the TV show Project Runway.
	* [[pwn\|Andres Escobar]], football player, <s>NOT</s> related to Pablo, who was murdered after scoring for the opposing team in '94		* [[pwn\|Andres Escobar]], football player, <s>NOT</s> related to Pablo, who was murdered after scoring for the opposing team in '94