Col Kink - Revision history

imported>2006dramatician: not sure he deserves such a distinction...

2016-05-28T02:39:02Z

not sure he deserves such a distinction...

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	[[Image:col_kink_portrait.jpg\|thumb\|right\|The only known photo of Kink.]]		[[Image:col_kink_portrait.jpg\|thumb\|right\|The only known photo of Kink.]]
	'''Col. Kink''' ('''Colonel Kink''') is the most depraved ~~man~~ on the interwebs. He is best known for his art on WWOEC promoting things such as degradation of women, sexual enslavement, incest, pedophilia, lesbianism, water sports, cannibalism, scat, etc. Kink is also a former animator from Disney, and his art almost exclusively features Disney Princesses(especially The Little Mermaid).		'''Col. Kink''' (short for '''Colonel Kink''') is one of the most depraved men on the interwebs. He is best known for his art on [[WWOEC]] promoting things such as degradation of women, sexual enslavement, incest, pedophilia, lesbianism, water sports, cannibalism, scat, etc. Kink is also a former animator from Disney, and his art almost exclusively features Disney Princesses (especially The Little Mermaid).

	==History==		==History==
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	==Kink's Rule 34 Formula==		==Kink's Rule 34 Formula==
			*'''Step 1''': Pick any Disney princess. Usually Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, Pocahontas, Cinderella, etc.
	'''Step 1''': Pick any Disney princess. Usually Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, Pocahontas, Cinderella, etc.		*'''Step 2''': Decide whether or not you want her to be pregnant.
			*'''Step 3''': Draw her on her knees with no clothes on and a steel collar around her neck.
	'''Step 2''': Decide whether or not you want her to be pregnant.		*'''Step 4''': Add her pissing on herself while shitting, and eating the corpse of another Disney female.
			*'''Step 5''': Color things in with primary colors and use Photoshop to add some distracting gradients.
	'''Step 3''': Draw her on her knees with no clothes on and a steel collar around her neck.		*'''Step 6''': Finally, add a quote from Edgar Allen Poe about how great slavery/incest/urination/cannibalism/lesbianism/murder/pregnancy is.

	'''Step 4''': Add her pissing on herself while shitting, and eating the corpse of another Disney female.

	'''Step 5''': Color things in with primary colors and use Photoshop to add some distracting gradients.

	'''Step 6''': Finally, add a quote from Edgar Allen Poe about how great slavery/incest/urination/cannibalism/lesbianism/murder/pregnancy is.

	==Homelessness==		==Homelessness==

imported>Gray at 09:20, 26 October 2012

2012-10-26T09:20:48Z

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imported>Gray at 09:20, 26 October 2012

2012-10-26T09:20:48Z

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imported>Gray at 09:20, 26 October 2012

2012-10-26T09:20:48Z

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imported>Gray at 09:20, 26 October 2012

2012-10-26T09:20:48Z

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			[[Image:col_kink_portrait.jpg\|thumb\|right\|The only known photo of Kink.]]
	'''Col. Kink''' ('''Colonel Kink''') is the most depraved man on the interwebs. He is best known for his art on WWOEC promoting things such as degradation of women, sexual enslavement, incest, pedophilia, lesbianism, water sports, cannibalism, scat, etc. Kink is also a former animator from Disney, and his art almost exclusively features Disney Princesses(especially The Little Mermaid).		'''Col. Kink''' ('''Colonel Kink''') is the most depraved man on the interwebs. He is best known for his art on WWOEC promoting things such as degradation of women, sexual enslavement, incest, pedophilia, lesbianism, water sports, cannibalism, scat, etc. Kink is also a former animator from Disney, and his art almost exclusively features Disney Princesses(especially The Little Mermaid).
	~~[[Image:col_kink_portrait.jpg\|thumb\|right\|The only known photo of Kink.]]~~

	==History==		==History==
			[[image:Col Kink's talent.jpg\|250px\|right]]
	At around 1989, his mother began to refuse sex to him and kicked him out on his ass. Kink spent the following month going to the theater to see The Little Mermaid while drinking cheap gin. It was in that drunken state that his sexual fixation transferred from his mom to the mermaid named Ariel, and the character who we know as Col. Kink was born.		At around 1989, his mother began to refuse sex to him and kicked him out on his ass. Kink spent the following month going to the theater to see The Little Mermaid while drinking cheap gin. It was in that drunken state that his sexual fixation transferred from his mom to the mermaid named Ariel, and the character who we know as Col. Kink was born.

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	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==
	{{cg\|Gallery of Kink\|~~Col Kink~~\|center\|<gallery>		{{cg\|Gallery of Kink\|\|center\|<gallery>
	Image:608837_-_Ariel_Col_Kink_The_Little_Mermaid.jpg\|Based on a wet dream.		Image:608837_-_Ariel_Col_Kink_The_Little_Mermaid.jpg\|Based on a wet dream.
	Image:Before_mermaid.jpg\|This is not creepy at all.		Image:Before_mermaid.jpg\|This is not creepy at all.
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	Image:Kink_freshmeat.jpg\|Cannibalism is good.		Image:Kink_freshmeat.jpg\|Cannibalism is good.
	Image:Sweetsourmulan.jpg\|Kink's message about what actually goes on behind the scenes at Chinese restaurants.		Image:Sweetsourmulan.jpg\|Kink's message about what actually goes on behind the scenes at Chinese restaurants.
			</gallery>\|<gallery></gallery>}}

	</gallery>\|0}}

	==See Also==		==See Also==

imported>Andrés: /* See Also */

2012-10-19T01:05:16Z

imported>Mutant Funk Drink: /* Club 33 */

2012-09-11T03:49:28Z

Club 33

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	==Club 33==		==Club 33==
	After Kink made his fortune, he opened a gentlemen's club on Disneyland property called Club 33. Only the sickest(and richest) fucks are allowed in.		After Kink made his fortune, he opened a gentlemen's club on Disneyland property called Club 33. Only the sickest(and richest) fucks are allowed in.
	[[Image:club_33.jpg\|thumb\|~~left~~\|Advertisement as seen near Downtown Disney. Notice Kink's shitty photo chop skills.]]		[[Image:club_33.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Advertisement as seen near Downtown Disney. Notice Kink's shitty photo chop skills.]]

	==Things We Have Learned from Col. Kink==		==Things We Have Learned from Col. Kink==

imported>Mutant Funk Drink at 03:49, 11 September 2012

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	A lot of the woes of the world could be cured if men would stop being afraid to be MEN, take the reins of their families and lay the law down instead of trying to make everybody happy and not upset their wives / girlfriends / etc. \|A 53 year-old unmarried/girlfriendless Col. Kink}}		A lot of the woes of the world could be cured if men would stop being afraid to be MEN, take the reins of their families and lay the law down instead of trying to make everybody happy and not upset their wives / girlfriends / etc. \|A 53 year-old unmarried/girlfriendless Col. Kink}}

			==Club 33==
			After Kink made his fortune, he opened a gentlemen's club on Disneyland property called Club 33. Only the sickest(and richest) fucks are allowed in.
			[[Image:club_33.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Advertisement as seen near Downtown Disney. Notice Kink's shitty photo chop skills.]]

	==Things We Have Learned from Col. Kink==		==Things We Have Learned from Col. Kink==

imported>Mutant Funk Drink at 03:45, 11 September 2012

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	* Beheading are hawt.		* Beheading are hawt.
	* Women want to die.		* Women want to die.

			== Gallery ==
			{{cg\|Gallery of Kink\|Col Kink\|center\|<gallery>
			Image:608837_-_Ariel_Col_Kink_The_Little_Mermaid.jpg\|Based on a wet dream.
			Image:Before_mermaid.jpg\|This is not creepy at all.
			Image:Ariel_cock.jpg\|It's a dinglehopper!
			Image:Kink_first_contact.jpg\|Proof that Kink is a Trekkie.
			Image:kink_chamber.jpg\|Women love torture.
			Image:jasdeath2.gif\|Beheadings are good.
			Image:Kink_freshmeat.jpg\|Cannibalism is good.
			Image:Sweetsourmulan.jpg\|Kink's message about what actually goes on behind the scenes at Chinese restaurants.


			</gallery>\|0}}

			==See Also==
			*[[Rule 34]]
			*[[Disney]]

imported>Mutant Funk Drink at 03:27, 11 September 2012

2012-09-11T03:27:54Z

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	'''Col. Kink''' ('''Colonel Kink''') is the most depraved man on the interwebs. He is best known for his art on WWOEC promoting things such as degradation of women, sexual enslavement, incest, pedophilia, lesbianism, water sports, cannibalism, scat, etc. Kink is also a former animator from Disney, and his art almost exclusively features Disney Princesses(especially The Little Mermaid).		'''Col. Kink''' ('''Colonel Kink''') is the most depraved man on the interwebs. He is best known for his art on WWOEC promoting things such as degradation of women, sexual enslavement, incest, pedophilia, lesbianism, water sports, cannibalism, scat, etc. Kink is also a former animator from Disney, and his art almost exclusively features Disney Princesses(especially The Little Mermaid).
			[[Image:col_kink_portrait.jpg\|thumb\|right\|The only known photo of Kink.]]

	==History==		==History==

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	*[[Rule 34]]		*[[Rule 34]]
	*[[Disney]]		*[[Disney]]

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