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Feverflow at 16:37, 26 November 2024

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	[[Image:Lastgeassepisode.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|The ending scene.]]		[[Image:Lastgeassepisode.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|The ending scene.]]

	'''Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion''' is a [[mechanophile\|yaoi mecha]] animu noted for its [[retarded\|clever and original]] plot. It became the [[the cancer]] of /a/ for the [[Last Thursday\|whole summer of 2008]].		'''Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion''' is a [[mechanophile\|yaoi mecha]] animu noted for its [[retarded\|wannabe clever and original]] plot. It became the [[the cancer]] of /a/ for the [[Last Thursday\|whole summer of 2008]].

	The show was created when [[pizza\|Pizza Hut]], thinking they could get a bigger piece of the Japanese global market, began writing and producing what would eventually become a new anime that would include [[Bullshit\|innovative and brand-new]] elements [[Old media\|never seen before]] in the genre: [[Gundam Wing\|giant robots]], [[Iraq\|large-scale military invasions]], heaps upon heaps of [[necrophilia\|still-attractive bishie corpses]] and [[Anna Nicole Smith\|more tits than a ''Playboy'' shoot]]. These were all included in an effort to attract [[13-year-old boys\|a wider audience]]. The show was largely subsidized by [[Japan]], so the show also features a staggering amount of the [[bullshit]] post-war [[conspiracy\|propaganda]] that Japan has so desperately tried to feed the world.		The show was created when [[pizza\|Pizza Hut]], thinking they could get a bigger piece of the Japanese global market, began writing and producing what would eventually become a new anime that would include [[Bullshit\|innovative and brand-new]] elements [[Old media\|never seen before]] in the genre: [[Gundam Wing\|giant robots]], [[Iraq\|large-scale military invasions]], heaps upon heaps of [[necrophilia\|still-attractive bishie corpses]] and [[Anna Nicole Smith\|more tits than a ''Playboy'' shoot]]. These were all included in an effort to attract [[13-year-old boys\|a wider audience]]. The show was largely subsidized by [[Japan]], so the show also features a staggering amount of the [[bullshit]] post-war [[conspiracy\|propaganda]] that Japan has so desperately tried to feed the world.

imported>Feverflow: If ya can't handle

2019-03-13T03:33:37Z

If ya can't handle

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	[[Image:Lastgeassepisode.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|The ending scene.]]		[[Image:Lastgeassepisode.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|The ending scene.]]

	'''Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion''' is a [[mechanophile\|yaoi mecha]] animu noted for its [[~~lie~~\|clever and original ~~plot~~]]. It became the [[the cancer]] of /a/ for the [[Last Thursday\|whole summer of 2008]].		'''Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion''' is a [[mechanophile\|yaoi mecha]] animu noted for its [[retarded\|clever and original]] plot. It became the [[the cancer]] of /a/ for the [[Last Thursday\|whole summer of 2008]].

	The show was created when [[pizza\|Pizza Hut]], thinking they could get a bigger piece of the Japanese global market, began writing and producing what would eventually become a new anime that would include [[Bullshit\|innovative and brand-new]] elements [[Old media\|never seen before]] in the genre: [[Gundam Wing\|giant robots]], [[Iraq\|large-scale military invasions]], heaps upon heaps of [[necrophilia\|still-attractive bishie corpses]] and [[Anna Nicole Smith\|more tits than a ''Playboy'' shoot]]. These were all included in an effort to attract [[13-year-old boys\|a wider audience]]. The show was largely subsidized by [[Japan]], so the show also features a staggering amount of the [[bullshit]] post-war [[conspiracy\|propaganda]] that Japan has so desperately tried to feed the world.		The show was created when [[pizza\|Pizza Hut]], thinking they could get a bigger piece of the Japanese global market, began writing and producing what would eventually become a new anime that would include [[Bullshit\|innovative and brand-new]] elements [[Old media\|never seen before]] in the genre: [[Gundam Wing\|giant robots]], [[Iraq\|large-scale military invasions]], heaps upon heaps of [[necrophilia\|still-attractive bishie corpses]] and [[Anna Nicole Smith\|more tits than a ''Playboy'' shoot]]. These were all included in an effort to attract [[13-year-old boys\|a wider audience]]. The show was largely subsidized by [[Japan]], so the show also features a staggering amount of the [[bullshit]] post-war [[conspiracy\|propaganda]] that Japan has so desperately tried to feed the world.

	The result~~, against all odds, [[Lie\|~~was ~~not an altogether bad show]], but then again one can only speak~~ [[One Piece\|~~purely~~]] [[Inuyasha\|in]] [[Naruto\|~~terms~~]] [[Yu-Gi-Oh\|of]] [[Bleach\|~~comparison~~]].		The result was [[One Piece\|yet]] [[Inuyasha\|another]] [[Naruto\|crappy,]] [[Yu-Gi-Oh\|unoriginal]] [[Bleach\|anime]].

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	==Characters==		==Characters==
	*'''[[Lyndon Larouche\|Lelouch]]''': Main character of the series. Watched ''[[Anonymous\|V For Vendetta]]'' one too many times and decided to go for it because, well, he has superpowers, after all. Nicknamed "Lulu". [[Srsly\|No, really]]. Also has a strange tendency to [[pwnt\|mercilessly kill]] people around him for no apparent reason, perhaps because of their knowledge of his [[gay\|true sexuality]] and the fact that his name sounds very much like "the douche." He was recently caught homosexually making out with his "theoretical enemy" Suzaku Kururugi. (Milly Ashford recently informed the media about this information.) He is also known as Zero, a super hero~~/villain/twig/kitteh~~ that wins his battles by weird hand gestures.		*'''[[Lyndon Larouche\|Lelouch]]''': Main character of the series. Watched ''[[Anonymous\|V For Vendetta]]'' one too many times and decided to go for it because, well, he has superpowers, after all. Nicknamed "Lulu". [[Srsly\|No, really]]. Also has a strange tendency to [[pwnt\|mercilessly kill]] people around him for no apparent reason, perhaps because of their knowledge of his [[gay\|true sexuality]] and the fact that his name sounds very much like "the douche." He was recently caught homosexually making out with his "theoretical enemy" Suzaku Kururugi. (Milly Ashford recently informed the media about this information.) He is also known as Zero, a super anti-hero that wins his battles by [[ADHD\|weird hand gestures]].

	[[Image:SuzakuAwesome.jpg‎\|thumb\|left\|Even Suzaku can be [[awesome]] sometimes.]]		[[Image:SuzakuAwesome.jpg‎\|thumb\|left\|Even Suzaku can be [[awesome]] sometimes.]]

	*'''[[Tom Cruise\|<s>Suzaku</s>]]''' Subaru: Lelouch's ~~<s>~~childhood friend~~</s> boyfriend~~. Had the bright idea that [[facepalm\|killing his dad would bring peace and joy, and stop Britannia from taking over Japan]]. Even after his anus was [[goatse\|made three times larger]] by his Britannian fellow soldiers, he still [[retard\|keeps on believing]] he does it all for a [[for great justice\|a righteous and worthy cause]]. He also has superpowers the show never bothers to explain, mostly because the writers were doing [[at least 100]] lines of coke.		*'''[[Tom Cruise\|<s>Suzaku</s>]]''' Subaru: Lelouch's [[boyfriend\|childhood friend]]. Had the bright idea that [[facepalm\|killing his dad would bring peace and joy, and stop Britannia from taking over Japan]]. Even after his anus was [[goatse\|made three times larger]] by his Britannian fellow soldiers, he still [[retard\|keeps on believing]] he does it all for a [[for great justice\|a righteous and worthy cause]]. He also has superpowers the show never bothers to explain, mostly because the writers were doing [[at least 100]] lines of coke.

	[[Image:Destroybritania.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|How Lelouch imagines it, using the same irritating chess metaphor every episode.]]		[[Image:Destroybritania.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|How Lelouch imagines it, using the same irritating chess metaphor every episode.]]
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	*'''[[Brandon Crisp\|Rolo]]''': An [[13 year old boy\|16 year old boy]] who is clearly [[asking for it]] like the demented [[fanboy]] that he is. He keeps humping <s>his brother's</s> Lelouch's leg with hopes to fulfill [[Buttsecks\|his dream]] of becoming [[fagolescence\|just like him]]. He can cast [[Za Warudo]], but because of his [[faggotry\|inherent weaknesses]], the results are always [[An Hero\|embarrassingly bad]].		*'''[[Brandon Crisp\|Rolo]]''': An [[13 year old boy\|16 year old boy]] who is clearly [[asking for it]] like the demented [[fanboy]] that he is. He keeps humping <s>his brother's</s> Lelouch's leg with hopes to fulfill [[Buttsecks\|his dream]] of becoming [[fagolescence\|just like him]]. He can cast [[Za Warudo]], but because of his [[faggotry\|inherent weaknesses]], the results are always [[An Hero\|embarrassingly bad]].

	*'''[[TITTY MONSTER\|C.C.]]''': Lelouch's [[~~BDSM\|mistress~~]] and the only thing that keeps his gay urges in line. Without her Lelouch would probably have died in a ditch a long time ago, but then again that might have been for the better. C.C. is a connoisseur of foods, [[~~Lie~~\|~~enjoying~~ some of the best pizza ever made, by one of the greatest pizza places ever created]]: [[Pizza Bomb\|Pizza Hut.]] C.C. is ~~a well known badass~~ ready to smack a bitch up when they don't listen to her, which often leaves Lelouch a major target for both physical and emotional abuse.		*'''[[TITTY MONSTER\|C.C.]]''': Lelouch's [[cumslut]] and the only thing that keeps his gay urges in line. Without her Lelouch would probably have died in a ditch a long time ago, but then again that might have been for the better. C.C. is a connoisseur of foods, enjoying [[Shit\|some of the best pizza ever made]], by [[Lie\|one of the greatest pizza places ever created]]: [[Pizza Bomb\|Pizza Hut.]] C.C. is always ready to smack a bitch up when they don't listen to her, which often leaves Lelouch a major target for both physical and emotional abuse.

	[[File:KallensFantasy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Kallen's biggest fantasy.]]		[[File:KallensFantasy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Kallen's biggest fantasy.]]

imported>Cobaltcat at 17:24, 1 November 2018

2018-11-01T17:24:42Z

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imported>Libelstillthere: REMOVE ALL REFERANCES TO DONNY LONG ON Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center OR I WONT STOP! EDWARD THE HOMO WITH AIDS POSTED THEM AND HE IS NOT A FUCKING PORN STAR YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. HE MAKES PHOTOSHOPS NOTHING MORE. NO VIDEO YOU FAGS! HE WA

2018-11-01T16:51:31Z

REMOVE ALL REFERANCES TO DONNY LONG ON Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center OR I WONT STOP! EDWARD THE HOMO WITH AIDS POSTED THEM AND HE IS NOT A FUCKING PORN STAR YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. HE MAKES PHOTOSHOPS NOTHING MORE. NO VIDEO YOU FAGS! HE WA

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imported>LONNY DONG at 16:49, 1 November 2018

2018-11-01T16:49:20Z

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imported>LONNY DONG: BLANKING IN PROGRESS

2018-11-01T16:49:09Z

BLANKING IN PROGRESS

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imported>Archivist: clean up, typos fixed: However → However,

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clean up, typos fixed: However → However,

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imported>Archivist: "the the" -> the

2016-06-18T02:07:56Z

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	[[File:KallensFantasy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Kallen's biggest fantasy.]]		[[File:KallensFantasy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Kallen's biggest fantasy.]]

	*'''[[Nevada-tan\|Kallen]]''': A pink-haired half-Azn who joins the Black Knights, despite being half-Azn she has [[No\|red hair and blue eyes and can pass as white]]. Absolutely ~~the~~ the biggest whore in the series, she would seemingly do anything for her [[stalker\|boyfriend]] Zero. However because of Zero's lack of interest in fucking her loose cunt, she contemplates the possibility of death and nearly succeeds in killing herself. She spends the majority of the time mounting a Knightmare while fantasizing of it being Lelouch. It should be noted that Kallen doesn't get a whole lot of screen-time, [[Fanservice\|because in fact her ass is more famous than she is, taking up most of the screen-time of the entire show.]]		*'''[[Nevada-tan\|Kallen]]''': A pink-haired half-Azn who joins the Black Knights, despite being half-Azn she has [[No\|red hair and blue eyes and can pass as white]]. Absolutely the biggest whore in the series, she would seemingly do anything for her [[stalker\|boyfriend]] Zero. However because of Zero's lack of interest in fucking her loose cunt, she contemplates the possibility of death and nearly succeeds in killing herself. She spends the majority of the time mounting a Knightmare while fantasizing of it being Lelouch. It should be noted that Kallen doesn't get a whole lot of screen-time, [[Fanservice\|because in fact her ass is more famous than she is, taking up most of the screen-time of the entire show.]]
	[[Image:euphie.gif\|left]]		[[Image:euphie.gif\|left]]

imported>Ultimate Paragon at 15:12, 30 April 2016

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	*'''[[Brandon Crisp\|Rolo]]''': An [[13 year old boy\|16 year old boy]] who is clearly [[asking for it]] like the demented [[fanboy]] that he is. He keeps humping <s>his brother's</s> Lelouch's leg with hopes to fulfill [[Buttsecks\|his dream]] of becoming [[fagolescence\|just like him]]. He can cast [[Za Warudo]], but because of his [[faggotry\|inherent weaknesses]], the results are always [[An Hero\|embarrassingly bad]].		*'''[[Brandon Crisp\|Rolo]]''': An [[13 year old boy\|16 year old boy]] who is clearly [[asking for it]] like the demented [[fanboy]] that he is. He keeps humping <s>his brother's</s> Lelouch's leg with hopes to fulfill [[Buttsecks\|his dream]] of becoming [[fagolescence\|just like him]]. He can cast [[Za Warudo]], but because of his [[faggotry\|inherent weaknesses]], the results are always [[An Hero\|embarrassingly bad]].

	*'''[[TITTY MONSTER\|C.C.]]''': Lelouch's [[BDSM\|mistress]] and the only thing that keeps his gay urges in line. Without her Lelouch would probably have died in a ditch a long time ago, but then again that might have been for the better. C.C. is a connoisseur of foods, [[Lie\|enjoying some of the best pizza ever made, by one of the greatest pizza places ever created]]: [[~~Product Placement~~\|Pizza Hut.]] C.C. is a well known badass ready to smack a bitch up when they don't listen to her, which often leaves Lelouch a major target for both physical and emotional abuse.		*'''[[TITTY MONSTER\|C.C.]]''': Lelouch's [[BDSM\|mistress]] and the only thing that keeps his gay urges in line. Without her Lelouch would probably have died in a ditch a long time ago, but then again that might have been for the better. C.C. is a connoisseur of foods, [[Lie\|enjoying some of the best pizza ever made, by one of the greatest pizza places ever created]]: [[Pizza Bomb\|Pizza Hut.]] C.C. is a well known badass ready to smack a bitch up when they don't listen to her, which often leaves Lelouch a major target for both physical and emotional abuse.

	[[File:KallensFantasy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Kallen's biggest fantasy.]]		[[File:KallensFantasy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Kallen's biggest fantasy.]]

imported>Ultimate Paragon: /* Characters */

2016-04-30T15:11:15Z

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	*'''[[Brandon Crisp\|Rolo]]''': An [[13 year old boy\|16 year old boy]] who is clearly [[asking for it]] like the demented [[fanboy]] that he is. He keeps humping <s>his brother's</s> Lelouch's leg with hopes to fulfill [[Buttsecks\|his dream]] of becoming [[fagolescence\|just like him]]. He can cast [[Za Warudo]], but because of his [[faggotry\|inherent weaknesses]], the results are always [[An Hero\|embarrassingly bad]].		*'''[[Brandon Crisp\|Rolo]]''': An [[13 year old boy\|16 year old boy]] who is clearly [[asking for it]] like the demented [[fanboy]] that he is. He keeps humping <s>his brother's</s> Lelouch's leg with hopes to fulfill [[Buttsecks\|his dream]] of becoming [[fagolescence\|just like him]]. He can cast [[Za Warudo]], but because of his [[faggotry\|inherent weaknesses]], the results are always [[An Hero\|embarrassingly bad]].

	*'''[[TITTY MONSTER\|C.C.]]''': Lelouch's [[BDSM\|mistress]] and the only thing that keeps his gay urges in line. Without her Lelouch would probably have died in a ditch a long time ago, but then again that might have been for the better. C.C. is a connoisseur of foods, [[Lie\|enjoying some of the best pizza ever made, by one of the greatest pizza places ever created Pizza Hut.]] C.C. is a well known badass ready to smack a bitch up when they don't listen to her, which often leaves Lelouch a major target for both physical and emotional abuse.		*'''[[TITTY MONSTER\|C.C.]]''': Lelouch's [[BDSM\|mistress]] and the only thing that keeps his gay urges in line. Without her Lelouch would probably have died in a ditch a long time ago, but then again that might have been for the better. C.C. is a connoisseur of foods, [[Lie\|enjoying some of the best pizza ever made, by one of the greatest pizza places ever created]]: [[Product Placement\|Pizza Hut.]] C.C. is a well known badass ready to smack a bitch up when they don't listen to her, which often leaves Lelouch a major target for both physical and emotional abuse.

	[[File:KallensFantasy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Kallen's biggest fantasy.]]		[[File:KallensFantasy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Kallen's biggest fantasy.]]

	*'''[[Nevada-tan\|Kallen]]''': A pink-haired half-Azn who joins the Black Knights, despite being half-Azn she has [[No\|blue eyes and can pass as white]]. Absolutely the the biggest whore in the series, she would seemingly do anything for her [[stalker\|boyfriend]] Zero. However because of Zero's lack of interest in fucking her loose cunt, she contemplates the possibility of death and nearly succeeds in killing herself. She spends the majority of the time mounting a Knightmare while fantasizing of it being Lelouch. It should be noted that Kallen doesn't get a whole lot of screen-time, [[Fanservice\|because in fact her ass is more famous than she is, taking up most of the screen-time of the entire show.]]		*'''[[Nevada-tan\|Kallen]]''': A pink-haired half-Azn who joins the Black Knights, despite being half-Azn she has [[No\|red hair and blue eyes and can pass as white]]. Absolutely the the biggest whore in the series, she would seemingly do anything for her [[stalker\|boyfriend]] Zero. However because of Zero's lack of interest in fucking her loose cunt, she contemplates the possibility of death and nearly succeeds in killing herself. She spends the majority of the time mounting a Knightmare while fantasizing of it being Lelouch. It should be noted that Kallen doesn't get a whole lot of screen-time, [[Fanservice\|because in fact her ass is more famous than she is, taking up most of the screen-time of the entire show.]]
	[[Image:euphie.gif\|left]]		[[Image:euphie.gif\|left]]

	*'''[[Hillary Clinton\|Princess Euphemia]]''': She's a homicidal freak continuously pretending to be in love with Suzaku when she actually wishes to be a porn star at playboy. Eventually she has kills many because she didn't get the lead for playboy. ~~Eventually~~ Euphemia (aka Euphie) gets killed by her brother because she flirted with Suzaku. ((yay for her death!))		*'''[[Hillary Clinton\|Princess Euphemia]]''': She's a homicidal freak continuously pretending to be in love with Suzaku when she actually wishes to be a porn star at playboy. Eventually she has kills many because she didn't get the lead for playboy. Shortly afterwards, Euphemia (aka Euphie) gets killed by her brother because she flirted with Suzaku. ((yay for her death!))

	*'''[[Kike\|Ohgi]]''': While he pretends to be a Jap, his [[African\|curly hair]] and the [[Holocaust\|yellow badge]] from the [[Hitler\|Third Reich]] on his jacket all reveal that he is in fact a Jew. He was one of the original terrorists, which should surprise nobody, as it is well-known that Jews [[Jews did WTC\|delight in doing terrible things to the world]].		*'''[[Kike\|Ohgi]]''': While he pretends to be a Jap, his [[African\|curly hair]] and the [[Holocaust\|yellow badge]] from the [[Hitler\|Third Reich]] on his jacket all reveal that he is in fact a Jew. He was one of the original terrorists, which should surprise nobody, as it is well-known that Jews [[Jews did WTC\|delight in doing terrible things to the world]].
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	*'''[[Bikerfox\|Diethard]]''': [[Sarcasm\|Supercool]] news reporter with equally [[sarcasm\|supercool]] news reporter hair. He is only good for two things: [[an hero\|getting shot]] and crying like [[Your Mom\|a bitch]] in the final episodes, and the fact that his name [[LOL WUT\|forms an exact rhyme]] with "[[retard]]".		*'''[[Bikerfox\|Diethard]]''': [[Sarcasm\|Supercool]] news reporter with equally [[sarcasm\|supercool]] news reporter hair. He is only good for two things: [[an hero\|getting shot]] and crying like [[Your Mom\|a bitch]] in the final episodes, and the fact that his name [[LOL WUT\|forms an exact rhyme]] with "[[retard]]".

	*'''[[Bitch\|Nina]]''': A [[fugly]] xenophobic failure both at life [[an hero\|and death]], only good for being useless, acting racist against Japanese people, [[WTF\|raping tables]], and having the inexplicable surname [[Wikipedia:List_of_Code_Geass_characters#Nina_Einstein\|"Einstein"]]. Oh, and she also invents a [[Internets\|nuke]], not that anyone cares. She has a one-sided, [[rape\|obsessive lesbian love affair]] with [[Hillary Clinton\|Princess Euphemia]], and has an epic freakout when Lelouche kills her. See the [[Jewtube]] vid on how she rapes the table.		*'''[[Bitch\|Nina]]''': A [[fugly]] xenophobic failure both at life [[an hero\|and death]], only good for being useless, acting racist against Japanese people, [[WTF\|raping tables]], and having the inexplicable surname [[Wikipedia:List_of_Code_Geass_characters#Nina_Einstein\|"Einstein"]]. Oh, and she also invents a [[Internets\|nuke]], not that anyone cares. She has a one-sided, [[rape\|obsessive lesbian love affair]] with [[Hillary Clinton\|Princess Euphemia]], and has an epic freakout when Lelouche kills her. See the [[Jewtube]] vid on how she rapes the table. Judging by the sound effects, her vagina has the texture of sandpaper.

	*'''[[Rapist\|Gino]]''': A [[fugly]] homicidal [[rapist]] who is sexually attracted to Lelouch until one day Suzaku buries him alive. He serves no point to the story other than to try to seduce Kallen, but his moves fail on her, because he is clearly a dirty Mexican Jew.		*'''[[Rapist\|Gino]]''': A [[fugly]] homicidal [[rapist]] who is sexually attracted to Lelouch until one day Suzaku buries him alive. He serves no point to the story other than to try to seduce Kallen, but his moves fail on her, because he is clearly a dirty Mexican Jew.

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	'''Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion''' is a [[mechanophile\|yaoi mecha]] animu noted for its [[retarded\|clever and original]] plot. It became the [[the cancer]] of /a/ for the [[Last Thursday\|whole summer of 2008]].		'''Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion''' is a [[mechanophile\|yaoi mecha]] animu noted for its [[retarded\|wannabe clever and original]] plot. It became the [[the cancer]] of /a/ for the [[Last Thursday\|whole summer of 2008]].

	The show was created when [[pizza\|Pizza Hut]], thinking they could get a bigger piece of the Japanese global market, began writing and producing what would eventually become a new anime that would include [[Bullshit\|innovative and brand-new]] elements [[Old media\|never seen before]] in the genre: [[Gundam Wing\|giant robots]], [[Iraq\|large-scale military invasions]], heaps upon heaps of [[necrophilia\|still-attractive bishie corpses]] and [[Anna Nicole Smith\|more tits than a ''Playboy'' shoot]]. These were all included in an effort to attract [[13-year-old boys\|a wider audience]]. The show was largely subsidized by [[Japan]], so the show also features a staggering amount of the [[bullshit]] post-war [[conspiracy\|propaganda]] that Japan has so desperately tried to feed the world.		The show was created when [[pizza\|Pizza Hut]], thinking they could get a bigger piece of the Japanese global market, began writing and producing what would eventually become a new anime that would include [[Bullshit\|innovative and brand-new]] elements [[Old media\|never seen before]] in the genre: [[Gundam Wing\|giant robots]], [[Iraq\|large-scale military invasions]], heaps upon heaps of [[necrophilia\|still-attractive bishie corpses]] and [[Anna Nicole Smith\|more tits than a ''Playboy'' shoot]]. These were all included in an effort to attract [[13-year-old boys\|a wider audience]]. The show was largely subsidized by [[Japan]], so the show also features a staggering amount of the [[bullshit]] post-war [[conspiracy\|propaganda]] that Japan has so desperately tried to feed the world.

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	'''Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion''' is a [[mechanophile\|yaoi mecha]] animu noted for its [[~~lie~~\|clever and original ~~plot~~]]. It became the [[the cancer]] of /a/ for the [[Last Thursday\|whole summer of 2008]].		'''Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion''' is a [[mechanophile\|yaoi mecha]] animu noted for its [[retarded\|clever and original]] plot. It became the [[the cancer]] of /a/ for the [[Last Thursday\|whole summer of 2008]].

	The show was created when [[pizza\|Pizza Hut]], thinking they could get a bigger piece of the Japanese global market, began writing and producing what would eventually become a new anime that would include [[Bullshit\|innovative and brand-new]] elements [[Old media\|never seen before]] in the genre: [[Gundam Wing\|giant robots]], [[Iraq\|large-scale military invasions]], heaps upon heaps of [[necrophilia\|still-attractive bishie corpses]] and [[Anna Nicole Smith\|more tits than a ''Playboy'' shoot]]. These were all included in an effort to attract [[13-year-old boys\|a wider audience]]. The show was largely subsidized by [[Japan]], so the show also features a staggering amount of the [[bullshit]] post-war [[conspiracy\|propaganda]] that Japan has so desperately tried to feed the world.		The show was created when [[pizza\|Pizza Hut]], thinking they could get a bigger piece of the Japanese global market, began writing and producing what would eventually become a new anime that would include [[Bullshit\|innovative and brand-new]] elements [[Old media\|never seen before]] in the genre: [[Gundam Wing\|giant robots]], [[Iraq\|large-scale military invasions]], heaps upon heaps of [[necrophilia\|still-attractive bishie corpses]] and [[Anna Nicole Smith\|more tits than a ''Playboy'' shoot]]. These were all included in an effort to attract [[13-year-old boys\|a wider audience]]. The show was largely subsidized by [[Japan]], so the show also features a staggering amount of the [[bullshit]] post-war [[conspiracy\|propaganda]] that Japan has so desperately tried to feed the world.

	The result~~, against all odds, [[Lie\|~~was ~~not an altogether bad show]], but then again one can only speak~~ [[One Piece\|~~purely~~]] [[Inuyasha\|in]] [[Naruto\|~~terms~~]] [[Yu-Gi-Oh\|of]] [[Bleach\|~~comparison~~]].		The result was [[One Piece\|yet]] [[Inuyasha\|another]] [[Naruto\|crappy,]] [[Yu-Gi-Oh\|unoriginal]] [[Bleach\|anime]].

	==The Show==		==The Show==
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	==Characters==		==Characters==
	*'''[[Lyndon Larouche\|Lelouch]]''': Main character of the series. Watched ''[[Anonymous\|V For Vendetta]]'' one too many times and decided to go for it because, well, he has superpowers, after all. Nicknamed "Lulu". [[Srsly\|No, really]]. Also has a strange tendency to [[pwnt\|mercilessly kill]] people around him for no apparent reason, perhaps because of their knowledge of his [[gay\|true sexuality]] and the fact that his name sounds very much like "the douche." He was recently caught homosexually making out with his "theoretical enemy" Suzaku Kururugi. (Milly Ashford recently informed the media about this information.) He is also known as Zero, a super hero~~/villain/twig/kitteh~~ that wins his battles by weird hand gestures.		*'''[[Lyndon Larouche\|Lelouch]]''': Main character of the series. Watched ''[[Anonymous\|V For Vendetta]]'' one too many times and decided to go for it because, well, he has superpowers, after all. Nicknamed "Lulu". [[Srsly\|No, really]]. Also has a strange tendency to [[pwnt\|mercilessly kill]] people around him for no apparent reason, perhaps because of their knowledge of his [[gay\|true sexuality]] and the fact that his name sounds very much like "the douche." He was recently caught homosexually making out with his "theoretical enemy" Suzaku Kururugi. (Milly Ashford recently informed the media about this information.) He is also known as Zero, a super anti-hero that wins his battles by [[ADHD\|weird hand gestures]].

	[[Image:SuzakuAwesome.jpg‎\|thumb\|left\|Even Suzaku can be [[awesome]] sometimes.]]		[[Image:SuzakuAwesome.jpg‎\|thumb\|left\|Even Suzaku can be [[awesome]] sometimes.]]

	*'''[[Tom Cruise\|<s>Suzaku</s>]]''' Subaru: Lelouch's ~~<s>~~childhood friend~~</s> boyfriend~~. Had the bright idea that [[facepalm\|killing his dad would bring peace and joy, and stop Britannia from taking over Japan]]. Even after his anus was [[goatse\|made three times larger]] by his Britannian fellow soldiers, he still [[retard\|keeps on believing]] he does it all for a [[for great justice\|a righteous and worthy cause]]. He also has superpowers the show never bothers to explain, mostly because the writers were doing [[at least 100]] lines of coke.		*'''[[Tom Cruise\|<s>Suzaku</s>]]''' Subaru: Lelouch's [[boyfriend\|childhood friend]]. Had the bright idea that [[facepalm\|killing his dad would bring peace and joy, and stop Britannia from taking over Japan]]. Even after his anus was [[goatse\|made three times larger]] by his Britannian fellow soldiers, he still [[retard\|keeps on believing]] he does it all for a [[for great justice\|a righteous and worthy cause]]. He also has superpowers the show never bothers to explain, mostly because the writers were doing [[at least 100]] lines of coke.

	[[Image:Destroybritania.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|How Lelouch imagines it, using the same irritating chess metaphor every episode.]]		[[Image:Destroybritania.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|How Lelouch imagines it, using the same irritating chess metaphor every episode.]]
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	*'''[[Brandon Crisp\|Rolo]]''': An [[13 year old boy\|16 year old boy]] who is clearly [[asking for it]] like the demented [[fanboy]] that he is. He keeps humping <s>his brother's</s> Lelouch's leg with hopes to fulfill [[Buttsecks\|his dream]] of becoming [[fagolescence\|just like him]]. He can cast [[Za Warudo]], but because of his [[faggotry\|inherent weaknesses]], the results are always [[An Hero\|embarrassingly bad]].		*'''[[Brandon Crisp\|Rolo]]''': An [[13 year old boy\|16 year old boy]] who is clearly [[asking for it]] like the demented [[fanboy]] that he is. He keeps humping <s>his brother's</s> Lelouch's leg with hopes to fulfill [[Buttsecks\|his dream]] of becoming [[fagolescence\|just like him]]. He can cast [[Za Warudo]], but because of his [[faggotry\|inherent weaknesses]], the results are always [[An Hero\|embarrassingly bad]].

	*'''[[TITTY MONSTER\|C.C.]]''': Lelouch's [[~~BDSM\|mistress~~]] and the only thing that keeps his gay urges in line. Without her Lelouch would probably have died in a ditch a long time ago, but then again that might have been for the better. C.C. is a connoisseur of foods, [[~~Lie~~\|~~enjoying~~ some of the best pizza ever made, by one of the greatest pizza places ever created]]: [[Pizza Bomb\|Pizza Hut.]] C.C. is ~~a well known badass~~ ready to smack a bitch up when they don't listen to her, which often leaves Lelouch a major target for both physical and emotional abuse.		*'''[[TITTY MONSTER\|C.C.]]''': Lelouch's [[cumslut]] and the only thing that keeps his gay urges in line. Without her Lelouch would probably have died in a ditch a long time ago, but then again that might have been for the better. C.C. is a connoisseur of foods, enjoying [[Shit\|some of the best pizza ever made]], by [[Lie\|one of the greatest pizza places ever created]]: [[Pizza Bomb\|Pizza Hut.]] C.C. is always ready to smack a bitch up when they don't listen to her, which often leaves Lelouch a major target for both physical and emotional abuse.

	[[File:KallensFantasy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Kallen's biggest fantasy.]]		[[File:KallensFantasy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Kallen's biggest fantasy.]]

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	[[File:KallensFantasy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Kallen's biggest fantasy.]]		[[File:KallensFantasy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Kallen's biggest fantasy.]]

	*'''[[Nevada-tan\|Kallen]]''': A pink-haired half-Azn who joins the Black Knights, despite being half-Azn she has [[No\|red hair and blue eyes and can pass as white]]. Absolutely ~~the~~ the biggest whore in the series, she would seemingly do anything for her [[stalker\|boyfriend]] Zero. However because of Zero's lack of interest in fucking her loose cunt, she contemplates the possibility of death and nearly succeeds in killing herself. She spends the majority of the time mounting a Knightmare while fantasizing of it being Lelouch. It should be noted that Kallen doesn't get a whole lot of screen-time, [[Fanservice\|because in fact her ass is more famous than she is, taking up most of the screen-time of the entire show.]]		*'''[[Nevada-tan\|Kallen]]''': A pink-haired half-Azn who joins the Black Knights, despite being half-Azn she has [[No\|red hair and blue eyes and can pass as white]]. Absolutely the biggest whore in the series, she would seemingly do anything for her [[stalker\|boyfriend]] Zero. However because of Zero's lack of interest in fucking her loose cunt, she contemplates the possibility of death and nearly succeeds in killing herself. She spends the majority of the time mounting a Knightmare while fantasizing of it being Lelouch. It should be noted that Kallen doesn't get a whole lot of screen-time, [[Fanservice\|because in fact her ass is more famous than she is, taking up most of the screen-time of the entire show.]]
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	*'''[[Brandon Crisp\|Rolo]]''': An [[13 year old boy\|16 year old boy]] who is clearly [[asking for it]] like the demented [[fanboy]] that he is. He keeps humping <s>his brother's</s> Lelouch's leg with hopes to fulfill [[Buttsecks\|his dream]] of becoming [[fagolescence\|just like him]]. He can cast [[Za Warudo]], but because of his [[faggotry\|inherent weaknesses]], the results are always [[An Hero\|embarrassingly bad]].		*'''[[Brandon Crisp\|Rolo]]''': An [[13 year old boy\|16 year old boy]] who is clearly [[asking for it]] like the demented [[fanboy]] that he is. He keeps humping <s>his brother's</s> Lelouch's leg with hopes to fulfill [[Buttsecks\|his dream]] of becoming [[fagolescence\|just like him]]. He can cast [[Za Warudo]], but because of his [[faggotry\|inherent weaknesses]], the results are always [[An Hero\|embarrassingly bad]].

	*'''[[TITTY MONSTER\|C.C.]]''': Lelouch's [[BDSM\|mistress]] and the only thing that keeps his gay urges in line. Without her Lelouch would probably have died in a ditch a long time ago, but then again that might have been for the better. C.C. is a connoisseur of foods, [[Lie\|enjoying some of the best pizza ever made, by one of the greatest pizza places ever created]]: [[~~Product Placement~~\|Pizza Hut.]] C.C. is a well known badass ready to smack a bitch up when they don't listen to her, which often leaves Lelouch a major target for both physical and emotional abuse.		*'''[[TITTY MONSTER\|C.C.]]''': Lelouch's [[BDSM\|mistress]] and the only thing that keeps his gay urges in line. Without her Lelouch would probably have died in a ditch a long time ago, but then again that might have been for the better. C.C. is a connoisseur of foods, [[Lie\|enjoying some of the best pizza ever made, by one of the greatest pizza places ever created]]: [[Pizza Bomb\|Pizza Hut.]] C.C. is a well known badass ready to smack a bitch up when they don't listen to her, which often leaves Lelouch a major target for both physical and emotional abuse.

	[[File:KallensFantasy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Kallen's biggest fantasy.]]		[[File:KallensFantasy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Kallen's biggest fantasy.]]

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	*'''[[Brandon Crisp\|Rolo]]''': An [[13 year old boy\|16 year old boy]] who is clearly [[asking for it]] like the demented [[fanboy]] that he is. He keeps humping <s>his brother's</s> Lelouch's leg with hopes to fulfill [[Buttsecks\|his dream]] of becoming [[fagolescence\|just like him]]. He can cast [[Za Warudo]], but because of his [[faggotry\|inherent weaknesses]], the results are always [[An Hero\|embarrassingly bad]].		*'''[[Brandon Crisp\|Rolo]]''': An [[13 year old boy\|16 year old boy]] who is clearly [[asking for it]] like the demented [[fanboy]] that he is. He keeps humping <s>his brother's</s> Lelouch's leg with hopes to fulfill [[Buttsecks\|his dream]] of becoming [[fagolescence\|just like him]]. He can cast [[Za Warudo]], but because of his [[faggotry\|inherent weaknesses]], the results are always [[An Hero\|embarrassingly bad]].

	*'''[[TITTY MONSTER\|C.C.]]''': Lelouch's [[BDSM\|mistress]] and the only thing that keeps his gay urges in line. Without her Lelouch would probably have died in a ditch a long time ago, but then again that might have been for the better. C.C. is a connoisseur of foods, [[Lie\|enjoying some of the best pizza ever made, by one of the greatest pizza places ever created Pizza Hut.]] C.C. is a well known badass ready to smack a bitch up when they don't listen to her, which often leaves Lelouch a major target for both physical and emotional abuse.		*'''[[TITTY MONSTER\|C.C.]]''': Lelouch's [[BDSM\|mistress]] and the only thing that keeps his gay urges in line. Without her Lelouch would probably have died in a ditch a long time ago, but then again that might have been for the better. C.C. is a connoisseur of foods, [[Lie\|enjoying some of the best pizza ever made, by one of the greatest pizza places ever created]]: [[Product Placement\|Pizza Hut.]] C.C. is a well known badass ready to smack a bitch up when they don't listen to her, which often leaves Lelouch a major target for both physical and emotional abuse.

	[[File:KallensFantasy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Kallen's biggest fantasy.]]		[[File:KallensFantasy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Kallen's biggest fantasy.]]

	*'''[[Nevada-tan\|Kallen]]''': A pink-haired half-Azn who joins the Black Knights, despite being half-Azn she has [[No\|blue eyes and can pass as white]]. Absolutely the the biggest whore in the series, she would seemingly do anything for her [[stalker\|boyfriend]] Zero. However because of Zero's lack of interest in fucking her loose cunt, she contemplates the possibility of death and nearly succeeds in killing herself. She spends the majority of the time mounting a Knightmare while fantasizing of it being Lelouch. It should be noted that Kallen doesn't get a whole lot of screen-time, [[Fanservice\|because in fact her ass is more famous than she is, taking up most of the screen-time of the entire show.]]		*'''[[Nevada-tan\|Kallen]]''': A pink-haired half-Azn who joins the Black Knights, despite being half-Azn she has [[No\|red hair and blue eyes and can pass as white]]. Absolutely the the biggest whore in the series, she would seemingly do anything for her [[stalker\|boyfriend]] Zero. However because of Zero's lack of interest in fucking her loose cunt, she contemplates the possibility of death and nearly succeeds in killing herself. She spends the majority of the time mounting a Knightmare while fantasizing of it being Lelouch. It should be noted that Kallen doesn't get a whole lot of screen-time, [[Fanservice\|because in fact her ass is more famous than she is, taking up most of the screen-time of the entire show.]]
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	*'''[[Hillary Clinton\|Princess Euphemia]]''': She's a homicidal freak continuously pretending to be in love with Suzaku when she actually wishes to be a porn star at playboy. Eventually she has kills many because she didn't get the lead for playboy. ~~Eventually~~ Euphemia (aka Euphie) gets killed by her brother because she flirted with Suzaku. ((yay for her death!))		*'''[[Hillary Clinton\|Princess Euphemia]]''': She's a homicidal freak continuously pretending to be in love with Suzaku when she actually wishes to be a porn star at playboy. Eventually she has kills many because she didn't get the lead for playboy. Shortly afterwards, Euphemia (aka Euphie) gets killed by her brother because she flirted with Suzaku. ((yay for her death!))

	*'''[[Kike\|Ohgi]]''': While he pretends to be a Jap, his [[African\|curly hair]] and the [[Holocaust\|yellow badge]] from the [[Hitler\|Third Reich]] on his jacket all reveal that he is in fact a Jew. He was one of the original terrorists, which should surprise nobody, as it is well-known that Jews [[Jews did WTC\|delight in doing terrible things to the world]].		*'''[[Kike\|Ohgi]]''': While he pretends to be a Jap, his [[African\|curly hair]] and the [[Holocaust\|yellow badge]] from the [[Hitler\|Third Reich]] on his jacket all reveal that he is in fact a Jew. He was one of the original terrorists, which should surprise nobody, as it is well-known that Jews [[Jews did WTC\|delight in doing terrible things to the world]].
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	*'''[[Bikerfox\|Diethard]]''': [[Sarcasm\|Supercool]] news reporter with equally [[sarcasm\|supercool]] news reporter hair. He is only good for two things: [[an hero\|getting shot]] and crying like [[Your Mom\|a bitch]] in the final episodes, and the fact that his name [[LOL WUT\|forms an exact rhyme]] with "[[retard]]".		*'''[[Bikerfox\|Diethard]]''': [[Sarcasm\|Supercool]] news reporter with equally [[sarcasm\|supercool]] news reporter hair. He is only good for two things: [[an hero\|getting shot]] and crying like [[Your Mom\|a bitch]] in the final episodes, and the fact that his name [[LOL WUT\|forms an exact rhyme]] with "[[retard]]".

	*'''[[Bitch\|Nina]]''': A [[fugly]] xenophobic failure both at life [[an hero\|and death]], only good for being useless, acting racist against Japanese people, [[WTF\|raping tables]], and having the inexplicable surname [[Wikipedia:List_of_Code_Geass_characters#Nina_Einstein\|"Einstein"]]. Oh, and she also invents a [[Internets\|nuke]], not that anyone cares. She has a one-sided, [[rape\|obsessive lesbian love affair]] with [[Hillary Clinton\|Princess Euphemia]], and has an epic freakout when Lelouche kills her. See the [[Jewtube]] vid on how she rapes the table.		*'''[[Bitch\|Nina]]''': A [[fugly]] xenophobic failure both at life [[an hero\|and death]], only good for being useless, acting racist against Japanese people, [[WTF\|raping tables]], and having the inexplicable surname [[Wikipedia:List_of_Code_Geass_characters#Nina_Einstein\|"Einstein"]]. Oh, and she also invents a [[Internets\|nuke]], not that anyone cares. She has a one-sided, [[rape\|obsessive lesbian love affair]] with [[Hillary Clinton\|Princess Euphemia]], and has an epic freakout when Lelouche kills her. See the [[Jewtube]] vid on how she rapes the table. Judging by the sound effects, her vagina has the texture of sandpaper.

	*'''[[Rapist\|Gino]]''': A [[fugly]] homicidal [[rapist]] who is sexually attracted to Lelouch until one day Suzaku buries him alive. He serves no point to the story other than to try to seduce Kallen, but his moves fail on her, because he is clearly a dirty Mexican Jew.		*'''[[Rapist\|Gino]]''': A [[fugly]] homicidal [[rapist]] who is sexually attracted to Lelouch until one day Suzaku buries him alive. He serves no point to the story other than to try to seduce Kallen, but his moves fail on her, because he is clearly a dirty Mexican Jew.