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	[[tl;dr]]: They die.		[[tl;dr]]: They die.

			===OMFG SPOILERS===
			As we all know it starts with a [[Party Hard\|party]] and shit goes downhill as the evil monster starts [[Buttsecks\|fucking]] NY without lube.

			The monster reeks of Zerg and in fact it zergrushes NY by dropping fuckloads of parasites. The acting is ok.

			The whole viral shit with Slusho and whatnot is just plain shit. You [[Retard\|don't learn anything]] about the monster and how it happened to exist. You don't even see the monster in total. You get some good aerial shots and when the camera dude gets eaten. The monster drops kind of small "parasites" that look like a mix of Starship trooper bugs and zerg and some other shit (ZERGRUSH!!!!!).

			Hud (The Camera guy) talks about setting homeless on fire in the subway tunnels. This [[Goth\|depressed]] chick gets [[Rape\|attacked]] and injured by one of the the [[Nigga\|parasites]] (they can walk on ceilings). As they reach a provisional military base/field hospital the chick starts feeling shit and her eye is bleeding and 2 guys in ABC suits grab her and you see her bursting apart through a tent wall. Personnel is yelling WE GOT A BITE or something like that as they see the chick. One can see a dead specimen of the parasites in a glass tank/storage container.

			They talk to some nigger and he explains where and when the last evacuation choppers leave. Rob, the black chick and the camera dude go to Beth's apartment where she is kinda impaled on a metal pole. They lift her off it and she seems to be fine rather quick, even though she spent some time impaled and bleeding (she's even able to run).

			They get the fuck out of there and some more parasites are around and someone kills a parasite with an axe.

			I think the black chick gets rescued at 6 am, when the last evacuation choppers are taking off. Beth and Rob take a separate chopper. After an unsuccessful bombing the monster retaliates and, as it seams, eats a part of the chopper. Rob, Beth and the camera dude, HUD, survive. The monster is around and eats/attacks HUD (it's kinda stupid that such a huge beast bothers to kill a single human after staring at it for a while). Parts of him fall to the ground and Rob picks up the camera.

			Beth and Rob seek cover and cry and shit like that.

			Beth and Rob die (at least I assume, coz they get covered with debris when hiding under a bridge at 6:42 am) at the end when Manhattan gets bombed.

			I farted a few times during the movie.

			I added a sketch with details I remembered. Boss Nigger had backwards elbows, walking on its feet and hands. I remember a weird upwards pointed lower jaw, a short head with a kind of very-light redish sacks on each side of the head. It seemed to have at least one pair of extra arms on its chest. It had at least one tail. The colour was gray/light brown. The claws were awkwardly long.

			(I have no fucking memory of how the hind legs look, but they may be longer)

			Sometimes it looked like a tripod, sometimes almost humanoid, and as you see a foot stomping a tank, the foot is kinda backwards, like the alien exoskeletons in ID4 back in days.

			Maybe the shot was just misleading or I didn't recognize it properly

			The movie leaves you with the expectation to see a sequel or something like that, because otherwise it doesn't make much sense.

			1. No explanation on what the monster is or where it comes from.

			2. <s>Missing connection to Slusho or anything else</s> Jason, the first fuck to get killed, is wearing a slusho shirt, it was the brand of the slushie company in J.J Abrahms' old show Alias. Plus, it's just the working title, as is the actual title, named after the street outside of the film studio.

			3. The 'tape' we get to see got recovered, so there must be some shit going on afterwards.

			4.'''At the end of the credits (after the fucking [[Epic\|epic]] score), there is a random whisper, rumored to say "It's still alive" when reversed, it's one resilient motherfucker.'''


			Watch it, it's kinda ok, but I must say I left the cinema a bit frustrated. Also, I am one of those faggots who scoffs at action movies for having no substance, which is totally unexpected and makes a bad movie.

	==Memorable Quotes==		==Memorable Quotes==

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	== External Links==		== External Links==
	* ~~[http://www.~~myspace~~.com/~~jamielascano Jamie Lascano's MySpace]		* {{myspace\|jamielascano\|Jamie Lascano's MySpace}}
	* ~~[http://www.~~myspace~~.com/~~robbyhawkins Rob Hawkins]		* {{myspace\|robbyhawkins\|Rob Hawkins}}
	* ~~[http://www.~~myspace~~.com/~~lily_ford Lily Ford]		* {{myspace\|lily_ford\|Lily Ford}}
	* ~~[http://www.~~myspace~~.com/~~beth_mcintyre Beth ~~Mcintyre]~~		* {{myspace\|beth_mcintyre\|Beth McIntyre}}
	* ~~[http://www.~~myspace~~.com/~~jj_hawkins JJ "Jason" "Hawk" Hawkins]		* {{myspace\|jj_hawkins\|JJ "Jason" "Hawk" Hawkins}}
	* ~~[http://www.~~myspace~~.com/~~marlenadiamond Marlena Diamond ~~aka~~ Lena Dia]		* {{myspace\|marlenadiamond\|Marlena Diamond AKA Lena Dia}}
	* ~~[http://www.~~myspace~~.com/~~hudsonplatt Hudson "Hud" Platt]		* {{myspace\|hudsonplatt\|Hudson "Hud" Platt}}
	* [http://www.slusho.jp/ Slusho! It's made of alien spunk!]		* [http://www.slusho.jp/ Slusho! It's made of alien spunk!]
	* [http://www.tagruato.jp [[tacgnol\|Tagruato]		* http://www.tagruato.jp - [[tacgnol\|Tagruato]]
	* [http://tidowave.com/ [[longcat\|The guys that hate Tagruato]		* http://tidowave.com/ - [[longcat\|The guys that hate Tagruato]]
	* [http://jamieandteddy.com Find Waldo! (Password:jamilovesth]		* [http://jamieandteddy.com Find Waldo! (Password:jamilovesth)]

	* [http://cloverfieldclues.blogspot.com/ A Cloverfag's breeding ground.]		* [http://cloverfieldclues.blogspot.com/ A Cloverfag's breeding ground.]
	* [http://Cloverfield's_Flaming_Hobo.on.nimp.org/forums Troll the Cloverfielders here.]		* [http://Cloverfield's_Flaming_Hobo.on.nimp.org/forums Troll the Cloverfielders here.]


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	* Insist that it's an alien, or not an alien or Cthulu - SOMEONE will get pissed off that you doubt their pet theory.		* Insist that it's an alien, or not an alien or Cthulu - SOMEONE will get pissed off that you doubt their pet theory.

	==~~=Related Sites=~~==		== External Links==
	* [http://www.myspace.com/jamielascano Jamie Lascano's MySpace]		* [http://www.myspace.com/jamielascano Jamie Lascano's MySpace]
	* [http://www.myspace.com/robbyhawkins Rob Hawkins]		* [http://www.myspace.com/robbyhawkins Rob Hawkins]

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	* [http://www.myspace.com/hudsonplatt Hudson "Hud" Platt]		* [http://www.myspace.com/hudsonplatt Hudson "Hud" Platt]
	* [http://www.slusho.jp/ Slusho! It's made of alien spunk!]		* [http://www.slusho.jp/ Slusho! It's made of alien spunk!]
	* [http://www.tagruato.jp [[tacgnol\|Tagruato]]		* [http://www.tagruato.jp [[tacgnol\|Tagruato]
	* [http://tidowave.com/ [[longcat\|The guys that hate Tagruato]]		* [http://tidowave.com/ [[longcat\|The guys that hate Tagruato]
	* [http://jamieandteddy.com Find Waldo! (Password:jamilovesth]		* [http://jamieandteddy.com Find Waldo! (Password:jamilovesth]

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	{{spoilers\|[[Chris-Chan\|The Cloverfield monster]] kills [[douche\|Jason]] with his tail, its pubic lice bites [[bitch\|Marlena]] [[guro\|who then blows up]], and [[idiot\|Hud]] gets eaten! The black person [[win\|lives!]] [[Yuppie\|Rob]] and [[Whore\|Whatshertits]] also die, [[shit no one cares about\|but it is left ambiguous!]] But where did this monster come from, [[you]] ask? Why, from the bottom of the sea. You see, the satellite that you see at the end of the movie actually woke the monster up on April 27th. [[Deepwater Horizon\|It became angry and struck the drilling station above it and then swam to New York and attacked.]] At that point in time, which was May 22nd, black person threw a party because Rob was moving to [[Japan]] for a new career. He was going to work for Slusho!, a subsidiary of Tagruato, a mysterious company with questionable intentions. Slusho! uses a mysterious ingredient in their drinks that makes the buyer [[drugs\|euphoric.]] It's the monster's [[sperm]]. There are several theories on how exactly Tagruato found said Monster. Did they create it somehow, and they're hiding it from the rest of the world as a sort of weapon, or are they blissfully unaware of what exactly they're messing with? Why did the Monster decide to go all the way to New York? Was it in West Philadelphia born and raised, the playground is where I spent most of my days...Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school? [[Pretentious\|Or was it always alone?]] Why is it looking for its mother? In fact, how big is it's mother and where exactly is she hiding? What is the Cloverfield monster's gender? Is there something that can be done, or are we indeed too late? Perhaps it is related to Godzilla or the Old Ones? Did the Monster really die in the end? Or did it swim back in the water}}		{{spoilers\|[[Chris-Chan\|The Cloverfield monster]] kills [[douche\|Jason]] with his tail, its pubic lice bites [[bitch\|Marlena]] [[guro\|who then blows up]], and [[idiot\|Hud]] gets [[Vore\|eaten]]! The black person [[win\|lives!]] [[Yuppie\|Rob]] and [[Whore\|Whatshertits]] also die, [[shit no one cares about\|but it is left ambiguous!]] But where did this monster come from, [[you]] ask? Why, from the bottom of the sea. You see, the satellite that you see at the end of the movie actually woke the monster up on April 27th. [[Deepwater Horizon\|It became angry and struck the drilling station above it and then swam to New York and attacked.]] At that point in time, which was May 22nd, black person threw a party because Rob was moving to [[Japan]] for a new career. He was going to work for Slusho!, a subsidiary of Tagruato, a mysterious company with questionable intentions. Slusho! uses a mysterious ingredient in their drinks that makes the buyer [[drugs\|euphoric.]] It's the monster's [[sperm]]. There are several theories on how exactly Tagruato found said Monster. Did they create it somehow, and they're hiding it from the rest of the world as a sort of weapon, or are they blissfully unaware of what exactly they're messing with? Why did the Monster decide to go all the way to New York? Was it in West Philadelphia born and raised, the playground is where I spent most of my days...Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school? [[Pretentious\|Or was it always alone?]] Why is it looking for its mother? In fact, how big is it's mother and where exactly is she hiding? What is the Cloverfield monster's gender? Is there something that can be done, or are we indeed too late? Perhaps it is related to Godzilla or the Old Ones? Did the Monster really die in the end? Or did it swim back in the water}}

	[[tl;dr]]: Cloverfield sucks.		[[tl;dr]]: Cloverfield sucks.