Civil Rights - Revision history

imported>MarioMario456: Reverted edits by PaulRoberts (talk) to last revision by CrackRabbit

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	[[File:~~Worm_penis~~.~~gif~~\|thumb\|right\|~~Xi Jinping's cock after masturbating over some executions~~.]]		[[File:Fuckingtestfrogtranks.jpg\|thumb\|right\|China has a strong tradition of Civil Rights.]]
	If you live in the Western World, you may occasionally hear the term '''Civil Rights''' thrown about. Whether it is from a [[nigra]] getting the ever loving fuck beaten out of him by a cop, an annoying asshole receiving [[Don't Taze Me Bro\|a jolt of tazer joy]] or a [[redneck]] screaming about the government confiscating his missile launcher, you will hear this phrase A LOT. If you live in the [[Iran\|East]], these words are usually heard shortly before a bullet penetrates the speaker's head.		If you live in the Western World, you may occasionally hear the term '''Civil Rights''' thrown about. Whether it is from a [[nigra]] getting the ever loving fuck beaten out of him by a cop, an annoying asshole receiving [[Don't Taze Me Bro\|a jolt of tazer joy]] or a [[redneck]] screaming about the government confiscating his missile launcher, you will hear this phrase A LOT. If you live in the [[Iran\|East]], these words are usually heard shortly before a bullet penetrates the speaker's head.

imported>PaulRoberts at 20:13, 18 April 2023

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imported>PaulRoberts at 20:13, 18 April 2023

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	[[File:Worm_penis.gif\|thumb\|right\|~~China has a strong tradition of Civil Rights~~.]]		[[File:Worm_penis.gif\|thumb\|right\|Xi Jinping's cock after masturbating over some executions.]]
	If you live in the Western World, you may occasionally hear the term '''Civil Rights''' thrown about. Whether it is from a [[nigra]] getting the ever loving fuck beaten out of him by a cop, an annoying asshole receiving [[Don't Taze Me Bro\|a jolt of tazer joy]] or a [[redneck]] screaming about the government confiscating his missile launcher, you will hear this phrase A LOT. If you live in the [[Iran\|East]], these words are usually heard shortly before a bullet penetrates the speaker's head.		If you live in the Western World, you may occasionally hear the term '''Civil Rights''' thrown about. Whether it is from a [[nigra]] getting the ever loving fuck beaten out of him by a cop, an annoying asshole receiving [[Don't Taze Me Bro\|a jolt of tazer joy]] or a [[redneck]] screaming about the government confiscating his missile launcher, you will hear this phrase A LOT. If you live in the [[Iran\|East]], these words are usually heard shortly before a bullet penetrates the speaker's head.

imported>PaulRoberts at 20:12, 18 April 2023

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	[[File:~~Fuckingtestfrogtranks~~.~~jpg~~\|thumb\|right\|China has a strong tradition of Civil Rights.]]		[[File:Worm_penis.gif\|thumb\|right\|China has a strong tradition of Civil Rights.]]
	If you live in the Western World, you may occasionally hear the term '''Civil Rights''' thrown about. Whether it is from a [[nigra]] getting the ever loving fuck beaten out of him by a cop, an annoying asshole receiving [[Don't Taze Me Bro\|a jolt of tazer joy]] or a [[redneck]] screaming about the government confiscating his missile launcher, you will hear this phrase A LOT. If you live in the [[Iran\|East]], these words are usually heard shortly before a bullet penetrates the speaker's head.		If you live in the Western World, you may occasionally hear the term '''Civil Rights''' thrown about. Whether it is from a [[nigra]] getting the ever loving fuck beaten out of him by a cop, an annoying asshole receiving [[Don't Taze Me Bro\|a jolt of tazer joy]] or a [[redneck]] screaming about the government confiscating his missile launcher, you will hear this phrase A LOT. If you live in the [[Iran\|East]], these words are usually heard shortly before a bullet penetrates the speaker's head.

imported>CrackRabbit at 10:40, 17 April 2021

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	After someone has had their civil rights violated, their first impulse is to swear vengeance and file a nuisance [[lolsuit]]. We at ED have the sad duty of informing you that your chances of success are very slim. The key difference between a real lawyer and an e-lawyer is that a real lawyer understand the difference between written law and reality. Although you may technically be in the right so far as the placating lies in law texts tell you, the one rule of life is that no one in power is ever punished for anything, except when said punishment is advantageous for their opportunistic peers. [[You]] have far better odds of getting "justice" if you're a secretary whose ass is grabbed by a congressman in a swing district than if you're a [[fantasy\|hard-working]] black man who was beaten blind by the cops. The best an ordinary person can hope for is some BAAAWWW money paid at the taxpayers expense; ironically, this means that some of the money you got back was actually yours in the first place. It doesn't matter if you have footage of the crime; the police can beat you, your teachers can strip you, a paramedic can rape you and all that will happen is that they will be placed on paid leave until the ADD media sees a shinier object.		After someone has had their civil rights violated, their first impulse is to swear vengeance and file a nuisance [[lolsuit]]. We at ED have the sad duty of informing you that your chances of success are very slim. The key difference between a real lawyer and an e-lawyer is that a real lawyer understand the difference between written law and reality. Although you may technically be in the right so far as the placating lies in law texts tell you, the one rule of life is that no one in power is ever punished for anything, except when said punishment is advantageous for their opportunistic peers. [[You]] have far better odds of getting "justice" if you're a secretary whose ass is grabbed by a congressman in a swing district than if you're a [[fantasy\|hard-working]] black man who was beaten blind by the cops. The best an ordinary person can hope for is some BAAAWWW money paid at the taxpayers expense; ironically, this means that some of the money you got back was actually yours in the first place. It doesn't matter if you have footage of the crime; the police can beat you, your teachers can strip you, a paramedic can rape you and all that will happen is that they will be placed on paid leave until the ADD media sees a shinier object.

	If you truly want to get justice, ~~the ED legal department recommends~~ that you go on a violent shooting spree, killing your oppressor and their innocent children~~. Planning, training, and equipment are all essential~~. Remember, if you break [[Cho_Seung_Hui\|the record]] you can not be charged with a crime.		If you truly want to get justice, [[Not\|it is]] [[NO\|recommended]] that you go on a violent shooting spree, killing your oppressor and their innocent children. Remember, if you break [[Cho_Seung_Hui\|the record]] you can not be charged with a crime.

			==See Also==
			*[[Black Lives Matter]]
			*[[Internet Law\|Internet Lawyers]]
			*[[Martin Luther King, Jr.]]

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