Christopher Reeve - Revision history

imported>Truth4all: /* Links */

2022-02-06T14:26:19Z

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	*[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1297076/Gay-porn-star-Cal-Culver-claims-affair-Superman-star-Christopher-Reeve.html Chris may have fucked a dude.]		*[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1297076/Gay-porn-star-Cal-Culver-claims-affair-Superman-star-Christopher-Reeve.html Chris may have fucked a dude.]
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	[[Category:People\|Reeve, Christopher]]		[[Category:People\|Reeve, Christopher]]

imported>While at 03:21, 19 October 2015

2015-10-19T03:21:39Z

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	==Moar Irony==		==Moar Irony==

	During his recovery Reeve was in the hospital, [[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air\|chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool]] ~~whilst~~ his horse waited in the building opposite, biding its time and getting ready to finish the job. The horse's deep manic staring eyes distracted Reeve from his episodes of [[Jerry Seinfeld\|Seinfeld]], and slowly turned him bat shit insane. [[File:Window horse.jpg\|thumb\| Photograph taken from Reeve's hospital window.]]		During his recovery Reeve was in the hospital, [[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air\|chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool]] while his horse waited in the building opposite, biding its time and getting ready to finish the job. The horse's deep manic staring eyes distracted Reeve from his episodes of [[Jerry Seinfeld\|Seinfeld]], and slowly turned him bat shit insane. [[File:Window horse.jpg\|thumb\| Photograph taken from Reeve's hospital window.]]

	{{quote\|We kept his deposit and had no problem filling his usual time slot. I tried to send flowers but apparently sent them to someone called Christopher Keeve."\|Quote from the owner of the stables where Christopher had his accident.}}		{{quote\|We kept his deposit and had no problem filling his usual time slot. I tried to send flowers but apparently sent them to someone called Christopher Keeve."\|Quote from the owner of the stables where Christopher had his accident.}}

imported>Deadpriest: there is something here about a live journal user so this page is very important, so shhh

2015-07-05T17:55:01Z

there is something here about a live journal user so this page is very important, so shhh

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	Christopher Reeve was buried on 11 October 2004 less than 24 hours after his death, in accordance with Sharia law.		Christopher Reeve was buried on 11 October 2004 less than 24 hours after his death, in accordance with Sharia law.

			{{Quote\|Wanna hear me queef the National anthem?\|Final words to his son}}

	He was survived by an obese wife, 2 retarded sons, a nymphomaniac daughter and Stephen Hawkins.		He was survived by an obese wife, 2 retarded sons, a nymphomaniac daughter and Stephen Hawkins.


	~~{{Quote\|Wanna hear me queef the National anthem?\|Final words to his son}}~~

imported>Deadpriest: better representation of his mindset.

2015-07-05T17:06:55Z

better representation of his mindset.

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	{{Quote\|If I thought it would ~~wipe every single nigger off the face of the Earth~~, I'd ~~kill you~~ in a second.\|~~Druken~~ comment to his wife shortly after the release of Superman II}}		{{Quote\|If I thought it would kill 2 niggers, I'd slit your throat in a second.\|Drunken comment to his wife shortly after the release of Superman II}}

imported>Deadpriest: pichah chah

2015-07-05T13:34:53Z

pichah chah

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	Throwing a custard pie in his face would also be pretty cool!!		Throwing a custard pie in his face would also be pretty cool!!

			[[File:Just hangin' around 325.jpg\|thumb\|left\|[[A challenger appears]]]]
	[[File:Chrisreevelovinit.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Soup through a straw.]]		[[File:Chrisreevelovinit.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Soup through a straw.]]

imported>Deadpriest: Some day all of this will be mine!! (right?)

2015-07-05T09:57:25Z

Some day all of this will be mine!! (right?)

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	{{Quote\|If I ~~knew~~ it would wipe every single nigger off the face of the Earth, I'd kill you in a second.\|Druken comment to his wife shortly after the release of Superman II}}		{{Quote\|If I thought it would wipe every single nigger off the face of the Earth, I'd kill you in a second.\|Druken comment to his wife shortly after the release of Superman II}}


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	Throwing a custard pie in his face would also be pretty cool!!		Throwing a custard pie in his face would also be pretty cool!!

	[[File:Chrisreevelovinit.jpg\|thumb\|left]]		[[File:Chrisreevelovinit.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Soup through a straw.]]

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imported>Deadpriest: buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

2015-07-05T09:03:46Z

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

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	==Un mot sur sa mort et de sa causes.==		==Un mot sur sa mort et de sa causes.==

	Christopher Reeve eventually [[dead\|expired]] when he was given an antibiotic to treat a pressure ulcer (caused by his fat fuck wife not turning him for a whole week as she recovered from a head cold) -blah blah blah- coma causes heart attack... Is it possible to 'die too young' if you can't do or feel anything bellow your neck?		Christopher Reeve eventually [[dead\|expired]] when he was given an antibiotic to treat a pressure ulcer (caused by his fat fuck wife not turning him for a whole week as she recovered from a head cold) -blah blah blah- coma causes heart attack... Is it possible to 'die too young' if you can't do or feel anything bellow your neck?[[File:Kickin it454.gif\|thumb\|right\|Gunther Von Hagens mocks Christopher Reeve's wife]]

	Christopher Reeve was buried on 11 October 2004 less than 24 hours after his death, in accordance with Sharia law.		Christopher Reeve was buried on 11 October 2004 less than 24 hours after his death, in accordance with Sharia law.

			He was survived by an obese wife, 2 retarded sons, a nymphomaniac daughter and Stephen Hawkins.


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	==LULZY Things You Could Have Asked/Said To Him If You Chanced Upon Him When He Was Still Living==		==LULZY Things You Could Have Asked/Said To Him If You Chanced Upon Him When He Was Still Living==
			[[File:Actin' tough.png \|thumb\|right]]‎
	[[File:Chrisreevebook.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[lol\|giggle]]]]		[[File:Chrisreevebook.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[lol\|giggle]]]]
	[[File:Reeverug.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Nice hair dick]]		[[File:Reeverug.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Nice hair dick]]
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	Throwing a custard pie in his face would also be pretty cool!!		Throwing a custard pie in his face would also be pretty cool!!

	[[File:Chrisreevelovinit.jpg\|thumb\|left]]		[[File:Chrisreevelovinit.jpg\|thumb\|left]]

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imported>Deadpriest: right right

2015-07-04T19:33:01Z

right right

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	*When was the last time you held your son?		*When was the last time you held your son?

			*I know you couldn't feel them, but do you still get hard-ons?

	*Can you still fly?		*Can you still fly?
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	*Can I fuck your armpit?		*Can I fuck your armpit?

			*You'll still have hormones swirling round in your head, I'd bet you get horny as fuck.

	*What's the weather like down there?		*What's the weather like down there?

imported>Deadpriest: like i said move the quotes around, I want to rewrite this and be 3 pages aay from being a psyon (I think that's the correct spelling)

2015-07-04T19:09:16Z

like i said move the quotes around, I want to rewrite this and be 3 pages aay from being a psyon (I think that's the correct spelling)

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	{{Quote\|~~Wanna hear me queef~~ the ~~National anthem?~~\|~~Final words~~ to his wife}}		{{Quote\|If I knew it would wipe every single nigger off the face of the Earth, I'd kill you in a second.\|Druken comment to his wife shortly after the release of Superman II}}


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	Christopher Reeve was buried on 11 October 2004 less than 24 hours after his death, in accordance with Sharia law.		Christopher Reeve was buried on 11 October 2004 less than 24 hours after his death, in accordance with Sharia law.


			{{Quote\|Wanna hear me queef the National anthem?\|Final words to his son}}

imported>Deadpriest: seems ironic giving that a classy sounding header

2015-07-04T14:48:08Z

seems ironic giving that a classy sounding header

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	{{quote\|I couldn't stop laughing.\|First paramedic to arrive at the scene of the accident.}}		{{quote\|I couldn't stop laughing.\|First paramedic to arrive at the scene of the accident.}}

			==Un mot sur sa mort et de sa causes.==

	Christopher Reeve eventually [[dead\|expired]] when he was given an antibiotic to treat a pressure ulcer (caused by his fat fuck wife not turning him for a whole week as she recovered from a head cold) -blah blah blah- coma causes heart attack... Is it possible to 'die too young' if you can't do or feel anything bellow your neck?		Christopher Reeve eventually [[dead\|expired]] when he was given an antibiotic to treat a pressure ulcer (caused by his fat fuck wife not turning him for a whole week as she recovered from a head cold) -blah blah blah- coma causes heart attack... Is it possible to 'die too young' if you can't do or feel anything bellow your neck?