Chick tracts - Revision history

GirlOnInternet at 18:50, 11 August 2024

2024-08-11T18:50:42Z

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	[[Image:Jackchick34.jpg\|thumb\|Silly Jack. Girls don't play D&D]]		[[Image:Jackchick34.jpg\|thumb\|Silly Jack. Girls don't play D&D]]

	'''Jack Chick''' is what happens when a comic book artist becomes a Christian [[fundamentalist]]. A typical Chick tract (also called [[Shit]] Tract) will usually feature a person who has yet to be "saved" or will be tricked by another character, who is usually the [[Satan\|Devil]] in disguise. The character will eventually return to [[Jesus]], after realizing the error of their ways. Everyone who isn't a Jesus freak goes directly to Hell, or is actively working for the Devil, or just goes to hell for very poorly justified reasons. They're often full of hilarious misinformation about just about fucking everything. Jack Chick tracts are a [[The Sandwich Chef\|popular target]] for [[Photoshop]]pers, in part because they are so [[Crazy\|batshit insane]]. The inherent problem with [[shoop\|shooping]] a Chick Tract is that the original untouched comics are usually the pinnacle of lulz and therefore cannot be improved upon.		'''Jack Thomas Chick'''{{Christian}} is what happens when a comic book artist becomes a Christian [[fundamentalist]]. A typical Chick tract (also called [[Shit]] Tract) will usually feature a person who has yet to be "saved" or will be tricked by another character, who is usually the [[Satan\|Devil]] in disguise. The character will eventually return to [[Jesus]], after realizing the error of their ways. Everyone who isn't a Jesus freak goes directly to Hell, or is actively working for the Devil, or just goes to hell for very poorly justified reasons. They're often full of hilarious misinformation about just about fucking everything. Jack Chick tracts are a [[The Sandwich Chef\|popular target]] for [[Photoshop]]pers, in part because they are so [[Crazy\|batshit insane]]. The inherent problem with [[shoop\|shooping]] a Chick Tract is that the original untouched comics are usually the pinnacle of lulz and therefore cannot be improved upon.

	==Things Chick Hates==		==Things Chick Hates==

imported>Cobaltcat: /* Gallery */

2023-05-13T04:16:12Z

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imported>Cobaltcat: /* Gallery */

2023-05-13T04:16:12Z

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	Image:Chick oh exploited.gif\|[[Terrorist\|أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمد رسول الله]]		Image:Chick oh exploited.gif\|[[Terrorist\|أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمد رسول الله]]
	Image:chicktractscriptures.jpg\|[[Jew\|Oy Vey!!!]]		Image:chicktractscriptures.jpg\|[[Jew\|Oy Vey!!!]]
			File:Jackchick34.gif
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imported>Moshe Finkberg: /* Gallery */

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	Image:Chick original.gif\|[[Come]] into our [[In the ass\|hearts]].		Image:Chick original.gif\|[[Come]] into our [[In the ass\|hearts]].
	Image:Chick oh exploited.gif\|[[Terrorist\|أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمد رسول الله]]		Image:Chick oh exploited.gif\|[[Terrorist\|أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمد رسول الله]]
			Image:chicktractscriptures.jpg\|[[Jew\|Oy Vey!!!]]
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imported>AbominableIntelligence: /* Things Chick Hates */domain change, replaced: dramatica.se → dramatica.rs

2017-03-24T00:04:40Z

Things Chick Hates: domain change, replaced: dramatica.se → dramatica.rs

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	*[[The Sandwich Chef\|Atheists!]] [http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0076/0076_01.asp] (Duhhhhhh)		*[[The Sandwich Chef\|Atheists!]] [http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0076/0076_01.asp] (Duhhhhhh)
	*[[Family Guy]] [http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1069/1069_01.asp]		*[[Family Guy]] [http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1069/1069_01.asp]
	*[[Space Moose]]! [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Space_Moose_Chick_Tract.gif]		*[[Space Moose]]! [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/File:Space_Moose_Chick_Tract.gif]
	*[[You]]		*[[You]]

imported>Oddguy: /* Important Facts */ this video is dead so I'm shamelessly self promoting

2016-10-31T11:03:32Z

Important Facts: this video is dead so I'm shamelessly self promoting

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imported>Cobaltcat: lol ded

2016-10-24T21:32:07Z

lol ded

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			{{Breakingnews\|'''[https://newrepublic.com/minutes/138111/jack-chick-soul-winner-catholic-hater-dead Jack has died and gone to Hell]'''}}

	''Not to be confused with the [[vagina\|other kind]] of Chick Tract.''		''Not to be confused with the [[vagina\|other kind]] of Chick Tract.''

imported>Anonymousih: added ths shit tract phrase

2016-02-11T21:24:24Z

added ths shit tract phrase

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	[[Image:Jackchick34.jpg\|thumb\|Silly Jack. Girls don't play D&D]]		[[Image:Jackchick34.jpg\|thumb\|Silly Jack. Girls don't play D&D]]

	'''Jack Chick''' is what happens when a comic book artist becomes a Christian [[fundamentalist]]. A typical Chick tract will usually feature a person who has yet to be "saved" or will be tricked by another character, who is usually the [[Satan\|Devil]] in disguise. The character will eventually return to [[Jesus]], after realizing the error of their ways. Everyone who isn't a Jesus freak goes directly to Hell, or is actively working for the Devil, or just goes to hell for very poorly justified reasons. They're often full of hilarious misinformation about just about fucking everything. Jack Chick tracts are a [[The Sandwich Chef\|popular target]] for [[Photoshop]]pers, in part because they are so [[Crazy\|batshit insane]]. The inherent problem with [[shoop\|shooping]] a Chick Tract is that the original untouched comics are usually the pinnacle of lulz and therefore cannot be improved upon.		'''Jack Chick''' is what happens when a comic book artist becomes a Christian [[fundamentalist]]. A typical Chick tract (also called [[Shit]] Tract) will usually feature a person who has yet to be "saved" or will be tricked by another character, who is usually the [[Satan\|Devil]] in disguise. The character will eventually return to [[Jesus]], after realizing the error of their ways. Everyone who isn't a Jesus freak goes directly to Hell, or is actively working for the Devil, or just goes to hell for very poorly justified reasons. They're often full of hilarious misinformation about just about fucking everything. Jack Chick tracts are a [[The Sandwich Chef\|popular target]] for [[Photoshop]]pers, in part because they are so [[Crazy\|batshit insane]]. The inherent problem with [[shoop\|shooping]] a Chick Tract is that the original untouched comics are usually the pinnacle of lulz and therefore cannot be improved upon.

	==Things Chick Hates==		==Things Chick Hates==

imported>Oddguy: /* See Also */

2015-06-07T11:32:08Z

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