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imported>Shapilier at 00:34, 22 February 2019

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	Whole [[Old Media\|television shows]], [[The Internet is serious business\|businesses]], and even [[Wicca\|curses]] have been created to explain this phenomena, but the plain fact of the matter is that the Chicago Cubs will never win a World Series ever again…because God hates them.		Whole [[Old Media\|television shows]], [[The Internet is serious business\|businesses]], and even [[Wicca\|curses]] have been created to explain this phenomena, but the plain fact of the matter is that the Chicago Cubs will never win a World Series ever again…because God hates them.

	==Things That Have Happened ~~Since The~~ Cubs ~~Have Won A~~ World ~~Series~~==		==Things That Have Happened in the 108 years between Cubs World series wins ==
	[[File:Cubs 19.jpg\|thumb\|Lou Piniella, coach of the Chicago Cubs.]]		[[File:Cubs 19.jpg\|thumb\|Lou Piniella, coach of the Chicago Cubs.]]
	* [[Radio]] was invented; Cub fans got to hear their team lose.		* [[Radio]] was invented; Cub fans got to hear their team lose.
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			==They Did It==

			Somehow the Cubs managed to pull together a decent team that beat the Indians in a World Series ending their 108 year drought. Unforunatley, in 2018 they managed to choke to the fucking Rockies in the NL Wild Card, so lets sit back and wacth this team become the laughing stock of the MLB in the next few years.



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			<youtube>tElCUhoEuYU</youtube><br><center>'' No Cubs No! By Steve Bartman and the Billy Goat Band'''</center>\|

	==Quotes==		==Quotes==

imported>Retedeh: /* Ways to Rip the Beating Heart From the Chest of a Cubs Fan */

2016-05-09T05:40:26Z

Ways to Rip the Beating Heart From the Chest of a Cubs Fan

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	*[http://www.baseball-reference.com/postseason/2007_NLDS1.shtml Or this year.]		*[http://www.baseball-reference.com/postseason/2007_NLDS1.shtml Or this year.]
	*[http://www.baseball-reference.com/postseason/2008_NLDS1.shtml Or this year.]		*[http://www.baseball-reference.com/postseason/2008_NLDS1.shtml Or this year.]
			*[http://www.baseball-reference.com/postseason/2015_NLCS.shtml Or this year.]
	*[http://www.foxnews.com/us/2009/10/12/chicago-cubs-file-bankruptcy-ahead-teams-sale/ File for bankruptcy]		*[http://www.foxnews.com/us/2009/10/12/chicago-cubs-file-bankruptcy-ahead-teams-sale/ File for bankruptcy]
	*[http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2978642 Give Carlos Zambrano 91 million dollars]		*[http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2978642 Give Carlos Zambrano 91 million dollars]
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	*Be ESPN or every baseball blog ever and predict them to win the awful NL Central, or if you're feeling especially [[trollface]], tell them they'll win a pennant.		*Be ESPN or every baseball blog ever and predict them to win the awful NL Central, or if you're feeling especially [[trollface]], tell them they'll win a pennant.
	*Remind them they're leading the MLB's road attendance because people got tired of seeing the [[Yankees]] beat their home team.		*Remind them they're leading the MLB's road attendance because people got tired of seeing the [[Yankees]] beat their home team.


	==How to Troll a Cubs Fan==		==How to Troll a Cubs Fan==

imported>Ziest: /* Jokes */

2014-07-03T05:45:53Z

Jokes

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	Q: What's the difference between Denny Neagle and a Cubs season ticket holder?<br />		Q: What's the difference between Denny Neagle and a Cubs season ticket holder?<br />
	A: Both walk away drunk and in handcuffs, but at least Denny didn't overpay.		A: Both walk away drunk and in handcuffs, but at least Denny didn't overpay.


	Q: How can you tell it's summer in Chicago?<br />		Q: How can you tell it's summer in Chicago?<br />
	A: The Cubs are in 4th place.		A: The Cubs are in 4th place.


			Q: What happens the second day of the baseball season?<br />
			A: The Cubs are mathematically eliminated from winning the World Series.

	==Milton Bradley==		==Milton Bradley==

imported>Ziest: /* Jokes */

2014-07-03T05:42:28Z

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	Q: What's the difference between Denny Neagle and a Cubs season ticket holder?<br />		Q: What's the difference between Denny Neagle and a Cubs season ticket holder?<br />
	A: Both walk away drunk and in handcuffs, but at least Denny didn't overpay.		A: Both walk away drunk and in handcuffs, but at least Denny didn't overpay.

			Q: How can you tell it's summer in Chicago?<br />
			A: The Cubs are in 4th place.

	==Milton Bradley==		==Milton Bradley==

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2013-11-21T05:38:53Z

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	[[File:Cubs player.jpg\|thumb\|Even the first result for "Cubs player" on google images is a man emotionally destroyed]]		[[File:Cubs player.jpg\|thumb\|Even the first result for "Cubs player" on google images is a man emotionally destroyed]]

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	==Jokes==		==Jokes==
	[[File:Cubs 16.jpg\|thumb\|This should qualify as [[child abuse]].]]		<!-- [[File:Cubs 16.jpg\|thumb\|This should qualify as [[child abuse]].]] -->
	Mark Prior and Frank Thomas both die. God shows Mark Prior around heaven. They finally get to Mark Prior's new house. Its a smaller one bedroom with faded cubs banners and a few hats. God looks at him and says, "Be happy, most people don't even get a house". Prior then looks over on a hill and sees a huge mansion with White Sox flags, banners, jerseys etc.... And Prior says "Why does Frank Thomas get such a nice house and mine is so bad!" God says, "That's not Frank Thomas' house. Its mine".		Mark Prior and Frank Thomas both die. God shows Mark Prior around heaven. They finally get to Mark Prior's new house. Its a smaller one bedroom with faded cubs banners and a few hats. God looks at him and says, "Be happy, most people don't even get a house". Prior then looks over on a hill and sees a huge mansion with White Sox flags, banners, jerseys etc.... And Prior says "Why does Frank Thomas get such a nice house and mine is so bad!" God says, "That's not Frank Thomas' house. Its mine".

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	==Cubs Video==		==Cubs Video==