Card Crusher - Revision history

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XxHellenicTrapstarxX at 13:54, 25 August 2024

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imported>Feverflow at 22:03, 4 October 2018

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	'''Card Crusher''', also known as the '''rude dude''' or '''Zoomjap''' is an old-as-the-internet-itself [[4chan]] /a/ [[meme]], consisting of a series of strips based on Professor Himonya (碑文谷教授 in [[moonspeak]]), a [[rude]] Professor of Linguistics from the University of Tokyo (who apparently is an expert on making people [[anal\|uncomfortable]]), who goes on Japanese TV and creates [[lulz]] by insulting various presenters. It began when a certain /a/sshole posted a [[YouTube]] link of him being interviewed.		'''Card Crusher''', also known as the '''rude dude''' or '''Zoomjap''' is an old-as-the-internet-itself [[4chan]] /a/ [[meme]], consisting of a series of strips based on Professor Himonya (碑文谷教授 in [[moonspeak]]), a [[rude]] Professor of Linguistics from the University of Tokyo (who apparently is an expert on making people [[anal\|uncomfortable]]), who goes on Japanese TV and creates [[lulz]] by insulting various presenters. It began when a certain /a/sshole posted a [[YouTube]] link of him being interviewed.

	The twist of the video happens when Professor Himonya gives the female interviewer a business card and asks her to pretend it's hers. She then presents the business card back to him; he looks at it, smiles, and then proceeds to crush it in his fist and hold it to her face, while maintaining a pose and goofy facial expression. In [[Japan]], business cards are [[serious business]], so doing this is the [[~~Code Geass\|eleven~~]] version of [[rape\|raping]] someone else's family pet in front of them.		The twist of the video happens when Professor Himonya gives the female interviewer a business card and asks her to pretend it's hers. She then presents the business card back to him; he looks at it, smiles, and then proceeds to crush it in his fist and hold it to her face, while maintaining a pose and goofy facial expression. In [[Japan]], business cards are [[serious business]], so doing this is the [[chink]] version of [[rape\|raping]] someone else's family pet in front of them.

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imported>While at 02:33, 19 October 2015

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	'''Card Crusher''', also known as the '''rude dude''' or '''Zoomjap''' is an old-as-the-internet-itself [[4chan]] /a/ [[meme]], consisting of a series of strips based on Professor Himonya (碑文谷教授 in [[moonspeak]]), a [[rude]] Professor of Linguistics from the University of Tokyo (who apparently is an expert on making people [[anal\|uncomfortable]]), who goes on Japanese TV and creates [[lulz]] by insulting various presenters. It began when a certain /a/sshole posted a [[YouTube]] link of him being interviewed.		'''Card Crusher''', also known as the '''rude dude''' or '''Zoomjap''' is an old-as-the-internet-itself [[4chan]] /a/ [[meme]], consisting of a series of strips based on Professor Himonya (碑文谷教授 in [[moonspeak]]), a [[rude]] Professor of Linguistics from the University of Tokyo (who apparently is an expert on making people [[anal\|uncomfortable]]), who goes on Japanese TV and creates [[lulz]] by insulting various presenters. It began when a certain /a/sshole posted a [[YouTube]] link of him being interviewed.

	The twist of the video happens when Professor Himonya gives the female interviewer a business card and asks her to pretend it's hers. She then presents the business card back to him; he looks at it, smiles, and then proceeds to crush it in his fist and hold it to her face, ~~whilst~~ maintaining a pose and goofy facial expression. In [[Japan]], business cards are [[serious business]], so doing this is the [[Code Geass\|eleven]] version of [[rape\|raping]] someone else's family pet in front of them.		The twist of the video happens when Professor Himonya gives the female interviewer a business card and asks her to pretend it's hers. She then presents the business card back to him; he looks at it, smiles, and then proceeds to crush it in his fist and hold it to her face, while maintaining a pose and goofy facial expression. In [[Japan]], business cards are [[serious business]], so doing this is the [[Code Geass\|eleven]] version of [[rape\|raping]] someone else's family pet in front of them.

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imported>Dmogg29 at 07:20, 3 May 2013

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	Image:ObamaCrusher.jpg		Image:ObamaCrusher.jpg
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imported>Gray: /* The comic version */

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The comic version

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	File:STARE CRUSHER2.jpg\|[[Stare cat\|Stare crusher]]		File:STARE CRUSHER2.jpg\|[[Stare cat\|Stare crusher]]
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imported>Mr Jonzz: /* The comic version */ Missing Gallery-Image idden

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	Image:EpicbeardmanCC.png\|[[Epic Beard Man\|EBM]]		Image:EpicbeardmanCC.png\|[[Epic Beard Man\|EBM]]
	Image:Troll_crusher.jpg\|[[World of Warcraft\|WoWfag]]		Image:Troll_crusher.jpg\|[[World of Warcraft\|WoWfag]]
	Image:EvolutionaryStoneCrusher.png\|[[Gardevoir\|NO EVOLVE INTO GALLADE]]		<!>Image:EvolutionaryStoneCrusher.png\|[[Gardevoir\|NO EVOLVE INTO GALLADE]]</!>
	File:DecanteringCardCrusher.png\|[[Decantering]].		File:DecanteringCardCrusher.png\|[[Decantering]].
	File:MarioBabyCrush.png		File:MarioBabyCrush.png

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	'''Card Crusher''', also known as the '''rude dude''' or '''Zoomjap''' is an old-as-the-internet-itself [[4chan]] /a/ [[meme]], consisting of a series of strips based on Professor Himonya (碑文谷教授 in [[moonspeak]]), a [[rude]] Professor of Linguistics from the University of Tokyo (who apparently is an expert on making people [[anal\|uncomfortable]]), who goes on Japanese TV and creates [[lulz]] by insulting various presenters. It began when a certain /a/sshole posted a [[YouTube]] link of him being interviewed.		'''Card Crusher''', also known as the '''rude dude''' or '''Zoomjap''' is an old-as-the-internet-itself [[4chan]] /a/ [[meme]], consisting of a series of strips based on Professor Himonya (碑文谷教授 in [[moonspeak]]), a [[rude]] Professor of Linguistics from the University of Tokyo (who apparently is an expert on making people [[anal\|uncomfortable]]), who goes on Japanese TV and creates [[lulz]] by insulting various presenters. It began when a certain /a/sshole posted a [[YouTube]] link of him being interviewed.

	The twist of the video happens when Professor Himonya gives the female interviewer a business card and asks her to pretend it's hers. She then presents the business card back to him; he looks at it, smiles, and then proceeds to crush it in his fist and hold it to her face, while maintaining a pose and goofy facial expression. In [[Japan]], business cards are [[serious business]], so doing this is the [[~~Code Geass\|eleven~~]] version of [[rape\|raping]] someone else's family pet in front of them.		The twist of the video happens when Professor Himonya gives the female interviewer a business card and asks her to pretend it's hers. She then presents the business card back to him; he looks at it, smiles, and then proceeds to crush it in his fist and hold it to her face, while maintaining a pose and goofy facial expression. In [[Japan]], business cards are [[serious business]], so doing this is the [[chink]] version of [[rape\|raping]] someone else's family pet in front of them.

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	'''Card Crusher''', also known as the '''rude dude''' or '''Zoomjap''' is an old-as-the-internet-itself [[4chan]] /a/ [[meme]], consisting of a series of strips based on Professor Himonya (碑文谷教授 in [[moonspeak]]), a [[rude]] Professor of Linguistics from the University of Tokyo (who apparently is an expert on making people [[anal\|uncomfortable]]), who goes on Japanese TV and creates [[lulz]] by insulting various presenters. It began when a certain /a/sshole posted a [[YouTube]] link of him being interviewed.		'''Card Crusher''', also known as the '''rude dude''' or '''Zoomjap''' is an old-as-the-internet-itself [[4chan]] /a/ [[meme]], consisting of a series of strips based on Professor Himonya (碑文谷教授 in [[moonspeak]]), a [[rude]] Professor of Linguistics from the University of Tokyo (who apparently is an expert on making people [[anal\|uncomfortable]]), who goes on Japanese TV and creates [[lulz]] by insulting various presenters. It began when a certain /a/sshole posted a [[YouTube]] link of him being interviewed.

	The twist of the video happens when Professor Himonya gives the female interviewer a business card and asks her to pretend it's hers. She then presents the business card back to him; he looks at it, smiles, and then proceeds to crush it in his fist and hold it to her face, ~~whilst~~ maintaining a pose and goofy facial expression. In [[Japan]], business cards are [[serious business]], so doing this is the [[Code Geass\|eleven]] version of [[rape\|raping]] someone else's family pet in front of them.		The twist of the video happens when Professor Himonya gives the female interviewer a business card and asks her to pretend it's hers. She then presents the business card back to him; he looks at it, smiles, and then proceeds to crush it in his fist and hold it to her face, while maintaining a pose and goofy facial expression. In [[Japan]], business cards are [[serious business]], so doing this is the [[Code Geass\|eleven]] version of [[rape\|raping]] someone else's family pet in front of them.

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	Image:EpicbeardmanCC.png\|[[Epic Beard Man\|EBM]]		Image:EpicbeardmanCC.png\|[[Epic Beard Man\|EBM]]
	Image:Troll_crusher.jpg\|[[World of Warcraft\|WoWfag]]		Image:Troll_crusher.jpg\|[[World of Warcraft\|WoWfag]]
	Image:EvolutionaryStoneCrusher.png\|[[Gardevoir\|NO EVOLVE INTO GALLADE]]		<!>Image:EvolutionaryStoneCrusher.png\|[[Gardevoir\|NO EVOLVE INTO GALLADE]]</!>
	File:DecanteringCardCrusher.png\|[[Decantering]].		File:DecanteringCardCrusher.png\|[[Decantering]].
	File:MarioBabyCrush.png		File:MarioBabyCrush.png