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imported>Kamaloka at 05:09, 11 October 2022

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imported>Kamaloka at 05:09, 11 October 2022

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	In 2002, Tim Buckley was a poor artist struggling with his [[fag\|sexuality]], [[n00b\|poor gaming skills]], and [[DeviantART]], when he came across [[Penny Arcade]]. Realizing that ''Penny Arcade'' and ''VG Cats'' hadn't suckered everyone in yet there was a possible gap in the market for yet more atrocious gaming webcomics.		In 2002, Tim Buckley was a poor artist struggling with his [[fag\|sexuality]], [[n00b\|poor gaming skills]], and [[DeviantART]], when he came across [[Penny Arcade]]. Realizing that ''Penny Arcade'' and ''VG Cats'' hadn't suckered everyone in yet there was a possible gap in the market for yet more atrocious gaming webcomics.

	At first, ''Ctrl-Alt-Delete'''s [[idiot\|readers]] were easily amused by such [[old\|new and refreshing]] lame slapstick gags as people being shot by arrows and rude language. Sadly, Tim saw this low-level [[fail\|popularity]] as akin to [[unwarranted self-importance\|internet fame]], and everything started to go downhill from there.		At first, ''Ctrl-Alt-Delete'''s [[idiot\|readers]] were easily amused by such [[old\|new and refreshing]] lame slapstick gags as people being shot by arrows and rude language. Sadly, Tim saw this low-level [[fail\|popularity]] as akin to [[unwarranted self-importance\|internet fame]], and with the development of his newly burgeoning [[Narcissistic personality disorder\|god complex]], everything started to go downhill from there.

	=="Characters"==		=="Characters"==
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imported>Kamaloka at 01:19, 9 October 2022

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imported>Kamaloka at 01:19, 9 October 2022

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	[[File:CADCensorship.png\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Niggarz are loud lol]] '''''Ctrl-Alt-Delete''''' is a [[Redundant\|shitty webcomic]] named after how you get the endless stream of [[Unfunny\|unfunny]] off your poor computer screen. Being produced by renowned [[douchebag]], [[fail\|plagiarist]] and [[attention whore]] [[Tim Buckley]], it is known throughout the webcomics [[circlejerk\|community]] and the wider [[internet]] community for being amongst the [[gay]]est [[shit]] that was ever shat. [[Some argue\|It is widely regarded as]] a masturbatory wish-fulfillment fantasy for Tim. It is also renowned for having characters with exactly the same [[facial]] expression in every panel. Also known as B^U to /[[v/]]irgins and /[[co/]]mrades. A prime example of the tired formula for a gaming webcomic consisting of [[gamer\|gamer-guy]] who is [[stupid]], irresponsible, and should become [[an hero]] immediately, rooming with nice-guy who is responsible, and has every reason to murder the aforementioned character type, and [[bullshit\|hot-gamer-girl]] who always falls for gamer-guy despite his active neglect, stupidity, and neverending "lovable" idiocy that usually has a fairly high price tag cost.		[[File:CADCensorship.png\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Niggarz are loud lol]] '''''Ctrl-Alt-Delete''''' is a [[Redundant\|shitty webcomic]] named after how you get the endless stream of [[Unfunny\|unfunny]] off your poor computer screen. Being produced by renowned [[douchebag]], [[fail\|plagiarist]] and [[attention whore]] [[Tim Buckley]], it is known throughout the webcomics [[circlejerk\|community]] and the wider [[internet]] community for being amongst the [[gay]]est [[shit]] that was ever shat. [[Some argue\|It is widely regarded as]] a masturbatory wish-fulfillment fantasy for Tim. It is also renowned for having characters with exactly the same [[facial]] expression in every panel. Also known as B^U to /[[v/]]irgins and /[[co/]]mrades. A prime example of the tired formula for a gaming webcomic consisting of [[gamer\|gamer-guy]] who is [[stupid]], irresponsible, and should become [[an hero]] immediately, rooming with nice-guy who is responsible, and has every reason to murder the aforementioned character type, and [[bullshit\|hot-gamer-girl]] who always falls for gamer-guy despite his active neglect, stupidity, and neverending "lovable" idiocy that usually has a fairly high price tag cost.

	~~Due to recent stupidity,~~ B^Uckley ~~may be instilling~~ a series reboot, starting with the separation of Ethan and Lilah, Lucas and whoever his [[Your Mom\|girlfriend]] was, and the decapitation of that Xbox robot thing. ~~Details~~ to ~~follow~~.		B^Uckley has recently instilled a series reboot, starting with the separation of Ethan and Lilah, Lucas and whoever his [[Your Mom\|girlfriend]] was, and the decapitation of that Xbox robot thing. And no, B^Uckley has not learned how to make a decent comic in the twenty odd years of writing one. [[Autism\|This doesn't stop over 1,000 people giving him money monthly]] on [[Patreon]] as of [[2022]]. Maybe one day, you too could be a talentless hack racking in the [[jewgolds]].

	==History==		==History==
	In 2002, Tim Buckley was a poor artist struggling with his [[fag\|sexuality]], [[n00b\|poor gaming skills]], [[DeviantART]], when he came across [[Penny Arcade]]. Realizing that ''Penny Arcade'' and ''VG Cats'' hadn't suckered everyone in yet there was a possible gap in the market for yet more atrocious gaming webcomics.		In 2002, Tim Buckley was a poor artist struggling with his [[fag\|sexuality]], [[n00b\|poor gaming skills]], and [[DeviantART]], when he came across [[Penny Arcade]]. Realizing that ''Penny Arcade'' and ''VG Cats'' hadn't suckered everyone in yet there was a possible gap in the market for yet more atrocious gaming webcomics.

	At first, ''Ctrl-Alt-Delete'''s [[idiot\|readers]] were easily amused by such [[old\|new and refreshing]] lame slapstick gags as people being shot by arrows and rude language. Sadly, Tim saw this low-level [[fail\|popularity]] as akin to [[unwarranted self-importance\|internet fame]], and everything started to go downhill from there.		At first, ''Ctrl-Alt-Delete'''s [[idiot\|readers]] were easily amused by such [[old\|new and refreshing]] lame slapstick gags as people being shot by arrows and rude language. Sadly, Tim saw this low-level [[fail\|popularity]] as akin to [[unwarranted self-importance\|internet fame]], and everything started to go downhill from there.
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	[[Category: Fandom Stuff]]		[[Category: Fandom Stuff]]
			{{Timeline\|Article of the Now October 9 & 10, [[2022]]\|[[Halloween]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Spirit Halloween]]}}

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imported>Morris: YouTube URL Fix.

2015-12-13T14:48:41Z

YouTube URL Fix.

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	\|<center>'''Episode 3'''</center>		\|<center>'''Episode 3'''</center>
	<youtube>DED-~~1UXXsg~~</youtube>		<youtube>DED-1UXXsgE</youtube>
	\|<center>'''Episode 4'''</center>		\|<center>'''Episode 4'''</center>
	<youtube>IjnozEUrmek</youtube>		<youtube>IjnozEUrmek</youtube>

imported>While at 02:28, 19 October 2015

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	== The RoM Incident ==		== The RoM Incident ==
	~~Whilst~~ CAD had been watching its reading on the failure-o-meter increase for several years, there remained one element about it that did not follow this pattern. Rantings of Madmen was the closest the CAD forums had to worthwhile content. It was an island in which the odd funny post could be found amongst a sea of [[emo\|emo kids]], [[otaku]], [[fags\|Tim's groupies]], [[Basement-dweller\|basement-dwelling nerds]] and [[furry\|furries]].		While CAD had been watching its reading on the failure-o-meter increase for several years, there remained one element about it that did not follow this pattern. Rantings of Madmen was the closest the CAD forums had to worthwhile content. It was an island in which the odd funny post could be found amongst a sea of [[emo\|emo kids]], [[otaku]], [[fags\|Tim's groupies]], [[Basement-dweller\|basement-dwelling nerds]] and [[furry\|furries]].

	On [[9/11\|September the 11th, 2005]], a post was made in RoM called "This thread contains a motherfucking forum revelation". The thread alleged what many had long suspected: Tim was a closet [[pedo]], who had sent pictures of his shriveled and malformed [[cock]] to under-age forum members. Some lol'd, some refused to believe it, some maintained they knew it all along.		On [[9/11\|September the 11th, 2005]], a post was made in RoM called "This thread contains a motherfucking forum revelation". The thread alleged what many had long suspected: Tim was a closet [[pedo]], who had sent pictures of his shriveled and malformed [[cock]] to under-age forum members. Some lol'd, some refused to believe it, some maintained they knew it all along.
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	At this point several mods rebelled and unbanned all of the [[Banhammer\|banned]] users, provoking a massive shitstorm in which RoM posters [[spam]]med the entire [[forum]] with [[guro]] and [[goatse]] [[image]]s (Oh and week-old [[4chan]] macros). Using IRC, all banned users and banned mods were unbanned just as fast as Tim could ban them and handle the spam problem. Eventually, he gave up, deleting the Rantings of Madmen section and eventually locking the entire forum for five days with the message "forums are down ~~whilst~~ we take out the trash". At the end of the battle [[Over 9000\|9,002]] users had been removed from the forum database, but the entire [[internet]] saw how much of a batshit insane [[faggot]] Tim was, marking a mass exodus of readers and the elimination of any respect he may have once had.		At this point several mods rebelled and unbanned all of the [[Banhammer\|banned]] users, provoking a massive shitstorm in which RoM posters [[spam]]med the entire [[forum]] with [[guro]] and [[goatse]] [[image]]s (Oh and week-old [[4chan]] macros). Using IRC, all banned users and banned mods were unbanned just as fast as Tim could ban them and handle the spam problem. Eventually, he gave up, deleting the Rantings of Madmen section and eventually locking the entire forum for five days with the message "forums are down while we take out the trash". At the end of the battle [[Over 9000\|9,002]] users had been removed from the forum database, but the entire [[internet]] saw how much of a batshit insane [[faggot]] Tim was, marking a mass exodus of readers and the elimination of any respect he may have once had.

	After it was all said and done, several weak faggots who had previously been sucking up to everyone in RoM decided to kiss Tim's [[ass]] instead, resulting in the modship of such faggots as Cyanide, Abbadon and Sidnaceous, and the introduction of a [[Nazi]] [[police]] state on the CAD forums.		After it was all said and done, several weak faggots who had previously been sucking up to everyone in RoM decided to kiss Tim's [[ass]] instead, resulting in the modship of such faggots as Cyanide, Abbadon and Sidnaceous, and the introduction of a [[Nazi]] [[police]] state on the CAD forums.

imported>JuniusThaddeus: ImageShack deleted the image.

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	*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCO4wQ4w8M The animated series]. Warning: May cause you to kill yourself. That's how bad it is.		*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCO4wQ4w8M The animated series]. Warning: May cause you to kill yourself. That's how bad it is.
	*[http://web.archive.org/web/20060206233945/http://forums.rantingsofmadmen.com/viewtopic.php?t=119 More evidence]		*[http://web.archive.org/web/20060206233945/http://forums.rantingsofmadmen.com/viewtopic.php?t=119 More evidence]
	*[~~http~~://~~img387~~.~~imageshack.us/img387/7269~~/~~bujz3.gif~~ The secret of CAD lies within]		*[https://archive.is/O2br1 The secret of CAD lies within]
	*[http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Ctrl%2BAlt%2BDel Bad Webcomic Review]		*[http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Ctrl%2BAlt%2BDel Bad Webcomic Review]

imported>BlackGhost94: /* CADbortion Comic Code */

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CADbortion Comic Code

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	File:Seriousmiscarry.png\|SERIOUS MISCARRY		File:Seriousmiscarry.png\|SERIOUS MISCARRY
	File:Ctrl+alt+del-indie.jpg\|This belongs in a museum		File:Ctrl+alt+del-indie.jpg\|This belongs in a museum
			File:Steven universe loss.jpg\|''[[Steven Universe]]'' gets in on the fun, too
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	===The Internet Says Fuck You===		===The Internet Says Fuck You===

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