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	{{quote\|I like to think I adhere to the same Judeo-Christian values that most of religious America does. It's an understanding of and a respect for these values that keeps me moral.{{archive\|ktKEd#selection-1011.81-1015.83\|SE Cupp}}}}		{{quote\|I like to think I adhere to the same Judeo-Christian values that most of religious America does. It's an understanding of and a respect for these values that keeps me moral.{{archive\|ktKEd#selection-1011.81-1015.83\|SE Cupp}}}}
	{{quote\|(I) would never vote for an atheist president.\|{{archive\|2rMn4\|SE Cupp}}}}		{{quote\|(I) would never vote for an atheist president.\|{{archive\|2rMn4\|SE Cupp}}}}
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	'''Fake news and a fake atheist'''<br />		'''Fake news and a fake atheist'''<br />
	<youtube>UehZ1FZLGGs</youtube><br />		<youtube>UehZ1FZLGGs</youtube><br />

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	*[https://edition.cnn.com/2018/01/25/health/cuckolding-sex-kerner/index.html '''CNN lets Jew psychotherapist promote cuckoldry'''] (Archived: {{archive\|KSUcY\|1}} {{wayback\|https://edition.cnn.com/2018/01/25/health/cuckolding-sex-kerner/index.html\|title=2}}; proof of his kikery: {{archive\|aGYTI\|1}} {{wayback\|http://jettandjahn.com/2013/04/cosmopolitan-magazine-how-modern-feminism-controls-men/\|title=2}})		*[https://edition.cnn.com/2018/01/25/health/cuckolding-sex-kerner/index.html '''CNN lets Jew psychotherapist promote cuckoldry'''] (Archived: {{archive\|KSUcY\|1}} {{wayback\|https://edition.cnn.com/2018/01/25/health/cuckolding-sex-kerner/index.html\|title=2}}; proof of his kikery: {{archive\|aGYTI\|1}} {{wayback\|http://jettandjahn.com/2013/04/cosmopolitan-magazine-how-modern-feminism-controls-men/\|title=2}})

	{{~~foxnews~~}}		{{FakeNews}}
	{{jews}}		{{jews}}


	{{timeline\|Featured article July 9 & 10, [[2017]]\|[[HanAssholeSolo]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Thizzlehat Junction Center\|ED Recruitment Drive 2017]]}}		{{timeline\|Featured article July 9 & 10, [[2017]]\|[[HanAssholeSolo]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Thizzlehat Junction Center\|ED Recruitment Drive 2017]]}}
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imported>CrackRabbit at 11:47, 21 December 2020

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	[[Image:CNN_-_Fake_News_-_05.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Thanks, [[Russia]]!]]		[[Image:CNN_-_Fake_News_-_05.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Thanks, [[Russia]]!]]
	{{corner\|br\|[[File:Cnn_logo_animated.gif\|link=]]}}CNN or '''[[Powerword\|Clinton News Network]]''', or [[shit\|Crap News Network]] and also known as '''[[cuckold\|Cuckold's News Network]]''', is a [[fake news]] cable station brought to you by the Wonskolaser{{jew}} (They changed their names to Warner) brothers. It started out in 1980 as a 24 hour news channel and in {{CURRENTYEAR}} it is just a fucking joke of a news station, becoming more and more irrelevant every day. In the [[90s\|past]] CNN used to be ~~favoured~~ among many [[American]] private citizens due to the station's involvement in politics and their honest (sort of) coverage. But things are different now as many people could differentiate between real news & lies of (we hate [[Donald Trump\|this guy]], and so you do, we tell you to believe this, because you are watching us).		{{corner\|br\|[[File:Cnn_logo_animated.gif\|link=]]}}CNN or '''[[Powerword\|Clinton News Network]]''', or [[shit\|Crap News Network]] and also known as '''[[cuckold\|Cuckold's News Network]]''', is a [[fake news]] cable station brought to you by the Wonskolaser{{jew}} (They changed their names to Warner) brothers. It started out in 1980 as a 24 hour news channel and in {{CURRENTYEAR}} it is just a fucking joke of a news station, becoming more and more irrelevant every day. In the [[90s\|past]] CNN used to be favored among many [[American]] private citizens due to the station's involvement in politics and their honest (sort of) coverage. But things are different now as many people could differentiate between real news & lies of (we hate [[Donald Trump\|this guy]], and so you do, we tell you to believe this, because you are watching us).

	They became sort of (not really) relevant when they became the Anti-~~trump~~ news network , resulting in being branded (rightly) "[[Fake News]]" by everyone, and then getting [[butthurt]] at a ~~gif~~ and threatening to [[dox]] a 15-~~yearoldboy~~.		They became sort of (not really) relevant when they became the Anti-Trump news network, resulting in being branded (rightly) "[[Fake News]]" by everyone, and then getting [[butthurt]] at a GIF and threatening to [[dox]] a 15-year-old boy.

	Communist Reporter Jim Acosta ~~gets~~ [[b&]] from the White House after brutally assault-raping a woman when he refused to hand over over the microphone when he was whining about the 2018 midterms. The media defends him with the insane conspiracy theory that the video of Acosta was "doctored" with no evidence whatsoever along with a mad-lad going by the name Jayrulo (there are many people with such names everywhere but we think that [http://web.archive.org/web/20181207022040/https://www.reddit.com/user/jayrulo this is likeliest responsible above all]) who [https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/i-reward-anyone-who-can-dox-and-hack-agente-provocatrice-causes-acosta-be-booted offered ten thousand bucks to dox the woman Acosta had assaulted]. LOL!		Communist Reporter Jim Acosta got [[b&]] from the White House after brutally assault-raping a woman when he refused to hand over over the microphone when he was whining about the 2018 midterms. The media defends him with the insane conspiracy theory that the video of Acosta was "doctored" with no evidence whatsoever, along with a mad-lad going by the name Jayrulo (there are many people with such names everywhere but we think that [http://web.archive.org/web/20181207022040/https://www.reddit.com/user/jayrulo this is likeliest responsible above all]) who [https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/i-reward-anyone-who-can-dox-and-hack-agente-provocatrice-causes-acosta-be-booted offered ten thousand bucks to dox the woman Acosta had assaulted]. LOL!

	==Hosts==		==Hosts==
	===Anderson Cooper===		===Anderson Cooper===
	A literal faggot with a program called 360, which probably should be called 180 considering how often he ~~change~~ his position and how much he likes to [[69]]. Born a literal millionaire this balding man bought his way into a career in television. <br />		A literal faggot with a program called 360, which probably should be called 180 considering how often he changes his position and how much he likes to [[69]]. Born a literal millionaire, this balding man bought his way into a career in television. <br />
	<center><youtube>6hRG2WHFFm8</youtube><br />		<center><youtube>6hRG2WHFFm8</youtube><br />
	'''A true professional'''<br />		'''A true professional'''<br />
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	If you have been watching CNN recently as of NOVEMBER 2017		If you have been watching CNN recently as of NOVEMBER 2017

	CNN has been talking about rape non stop!		CNN has been talking about rape non-stop!

	Rape is one of the worst crimes anyone can commit the lowest of the low.		Rape is one of the worst crimes anyone can commit the lowest of the low.

	So why is CNN ~~obsess~~ with Rape when Fox news actually reports on real news.		So why is CNN obsessed with Rape when Fox news actually reports on real news?

	Conclusion CNN loves rape.		Conclusion: CNN loves rape.

	===S.E.Cupp===		===S.E.Cupp===
	[[File:SE CUPP.jpg\|thumb\|SE Cupp getting ready for another day]]		[[File:SE CUPP.jpg\|thumb\|SE Cupp getting ready for another day]]
	With nowhere an S or E or even a B cup, the name is as authentic as her supposed atheism.		With nowhere an S or E or even a B cup, the name is as authentic as her supposed atheism.
	{{quote\|I like to think I adhere to the same Judeo-Christian values that most of religious America does. It's an understanding of and a respect for these values that keeps me moral.{{archive\|~~http://archive.is/~~ktKEd#selection-1011.81-1015.83\|SE Cupp}}}}		{{quote\|I like to think I adhere to the same Judeo-Christian values that most of religious America does. It's an understanding of and a respect for these values that keeps me moral.{{archive\|ktKEd#selection-1011.81-1015.83\|SE Cupp}}}}
	{{quote\|(I) would never vote for an atheist president.\|{{archive\|2rMn4\|SE Cupp}}}}		{{quote\|(I) would never vote for an atheist president.\|{{archive\|2rMn4\|SE Cupp}}}}
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	==CNN Gets A Scoop of Brainfreeze==		==CNN Gets A Scoop of Brainfreeze==
	On May 11th, CNN showed that there is no level they will not stoop to. In a segment as utterly retarded as it is irrelevant CNN showcased how much they are the old [[Fox News]] of the ~~new left~~. President Emperor Donald Trump invited ~~over~~ some journalists for a meal. As dessert for a chocolate [[cream pie]], The Donald had the audacity to actually have two whole scoops of ice cream, instead of the poor journalists who only had one. But were they the same size? The public needs to know. In order to find just one single person that actually gave a shit, they had to scour the entirety of [[Twitter]], where they finally found one person, with a whopping 22 followers. He responded to a verified left-wing journalist's tweet, who despite having nearly 200k followers, only {{archive\|3sFVF\|got 4 replies, 13 likes and 33 retweets.}} Thus proving the law of {{hover\|Sickboy\|Everything Donald tweets or does is immediately followed by a chain of sperg replies from a verified journalist}}.		On May 11th, CNN showed that there is no level they will not stoop to. In a segment as utterly retarded as it is irrelevant, CNN showcased how much they are the old [[Fox News]] of the New Left. President/Emperor Donald Trump invited some journalists over for a meal. As dessert for a chocolate [[cream pie]], The Donald had the audacity to actually have two whole scoops of ice cream, instead of the poor journalists who only had one. But were they the same size? The public needs to know. In order to find just one single person that actually gave a shit, they had to scour the entirety of [[Twitter]], where they finally found one person, with a whopping 22 followers. He responded to a verified left-wing journalist's tweet, who despite having nearly 200k followers, only {{archive\|3sFVF\|got 4 replies, 13 likes and 33 retweets.}} Thus proving the law of {{hover\|Sickboy\|Everything Donald tweets or does is immediately followed by a chain of sperg replies from a verified journalist}}.
	Having been watched by more than 70000 people, (that's just online), you'd think the featured tweet perhaps had gotten some traction. But you would be wrong. Despite being on the News, it only got a measly 3 retweets. <br />		Having been watched by more than 70000 people, (that's just online), you'd think the featured tweet perhaps had gotten some traction. But you would be wrong. Despite being on the News, it only got a measly 3 retweets. <br />
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	~~Image:CNN_-_Fake_News_-_03.jpg\|Uh oh, backpedal,<br>look out!~~
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	~~Image:CNN_-_Fake_News_-_06.png~~
	Image:CNN_-_More_Flip_Flops_Than_A_John_Kerry_Campaign.jpg\|More flip flops than a<br>[[John Kerry]] campaign!		Image:CNN_-_More_Flip_Flops_Than_A_John_Kerry_Campaign.jpg\|More flip flops than a<br>[[John Kerry]] campaign!
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	{{jews}}		{{jews}}
	~~{{FakeNews}}~~

	{{timeline\|Featured article July 9 & 10, [[2017]]\|[[HanAssholeSolo]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Thizzlehat Junction Center\|ED Recruitment Drive 2017]]}}		{{timeline\|Featured article July 9 & 10, [[2017]]\|[[HanAssholeSolo]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Thizzlehat Junction Center\|ED Recruitment Drive 2017]]}}
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	They became sort of (not really) relevant when they became the Anti-trump news network , resulting in being branded (rightly) "[[Fake News]]" by everyone, and then getting [[butthurt]] at a gif and threatening to [[dox]] a 15-yearoldboy.		They became sort of (not really) relevant when they became the Anti-trump news network , resulting in being branded (rightly) "[[Fake News]]" by everyone, and then getting [[butthurt]] at a gif and threatening to [[dox]] a 15-yearoldboy.

			Communist Reporter Jim Acosta gets [[b&]] from the White House after brutally assault-raping a woman when he refused to hand over over the microphone when he was whining about the 2018 midterms. The media defends him with the insane conspiracy theory that the video of Acosta was "doctored" with no evidence whatsoever along with a mad-lad going by the name Jayrulo (there are many people with such names everywhere but we think that [http://web.archive.org/web/20181207022040/https://www.reddit.com/user/jayrulo this is likeliest responsible above all]) who [https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/i-reward-anyone-who-can-dox-and-hack-agente-provocatrice-causes-acosta-be-booted offered ten thousand bucks to dox the woman Acosta had assaulted]. LOL!

	==Hosts==		==Hosts==

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Gallery

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	[[Image:CNN_-_Fake_News_-_05.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Thanks, [[Russia]]!]]		[[Image:CNN_-_Fake_News_-_05.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Thanks, [[Russia]]!]]
	{{corner\|br\|[[File:Cnn_logo_animated.gif\|link=]]}}CNN or '''[[Powerword\|Clinton News Network]]''', also known as '''[[cuckold\|Cuckold's News Network]]''', is a [[fake news]] cable station brought to you by the Wonskolaser{{jew}} (They changed their names to Warner) brothers. It started out in 1980 as a 24 hour news channel and in {{CURRENTYEAR}} it is just a fucking joke of a news station, becoming more and more irrelevant every day. In the [[90s\|past]] CNN used to be favoured among many [[American]] private citizens due to the station's involvement in politics and their honest (sort of) coverage. But things are different now as many people could differentiate between real news & lies of (we hate [[Donald Trump\|this guy]], and so you do, we tell you to believe this, because you are watching us).		{{corner\|br\|[[File:Cnn_logo_animated.gif\|link=]]}}CNN or '''[[Powerword\|Clinton News Network]]''', or [[shit\|Crap News Network]] and also known as '''[[cuckold\|Cuckold's News Network]]''', is a [[fake news]] cable station brought to you by the Wonskolaser{{jew}} (They changed their names to Warner) brothers. It started out in 1980 as a 24 hour news channel and in {{CURRENTYEAR}} it is just a fucking joke of a news station, becoming more and more irrelevant every day. In the [[90s\|past]] CNN used to be favoured among many [[American]] private citizens due to the station's involvement in politics and their honest (sort of) coverage. But things are different now as many people could differentiate between real news & lies of (we hate [[Donald Trump\|this guy]], and so you do, we tell you to believe this, because you are watching us).

	They became sort of (not really) relevant when they became the Anti-trump news network , resulting in being branded (rightly) "[[Fake News]]" by everyone, and then getting [[butthurt]] at a gif and threatening to [[dox]] a 15-yearoldboy.		They became sort of (not really) relevant when they became the Anti-trump news network , resulting in being branded (rightly) "[[Fake News]]" by everyone, and then getting [[butthurt]] at a gif and threatening to [[dox]] a 15-yearoldboy.

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Article doesn't exist so I deleted that shit

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	===Glenn Beck===		===Glenn Beck===
	{{main\|Glenn Beck}}		{{main\|Glenn Beck}}
	~~===Reza Aslan===~~
	~~{{Main\|Reza Aslan}}~~

	==Cutting off people when mentioning [[Wikileaks]]==		==Cutting off people when mentioning [[Wikileaks]]==

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	==Fact-checking CNN==		==Fact-checking CNN==

	If CNN can keep a straight face when it ~~tells you stuff this, which~~ anyone can check, how reliable do you think the rest of CNN's reporting is?		If CNN can keep a straight face when it contradicts reality in ways that absolutely anyone can check, how reliable do you think the rest of CNN's reporting is?
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	File:CNN relocates slovenia to australia.jpg		File:CNN relocates slovenia to australia.jpg
	File:CNN relocates iraq to central europe.jpg\|[[Rapefugees\|Ironic]]		File:CNN relocates iraq to central europe.jpg\|[[Rapefugees\|{{colortext\|WHITE\|Ironic}}]]
	File:CNN relocates greece to africa.jpg\|[[Rapefugees\|~~Very~~ ironic]]		File:CNN relocates greece to africa.jpg\|[[Rapefugees\|{{colortext\|WHITE\|Also ironic}}]]
	File:CNN relocates ukraine to pakistan.jpg		File:CNN relocates ukraine to pakistan.jpg
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	==Literally Fake News==		==Literally Fake News==
	When [[London Bridge Attack 2017]] happened CNN needed to try to convince the good people of the earth that [[Islam]] is actually a religion of peace. But as we all know, it isn't. So CNN had to stage a protest (with 6 whole people) so it at least looked like some Mudslimes are against terrorism.		When [[London Bridge Attack 2017]] happened CNN needed to try to convince the good people of the earth that [[Islam]] is actually a religion of peace. But as we all know, it isn't. So CNN had to stage a protest (with 6 whole people) so it at least looked like some Mudslimes are against terrorism.

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	*[[Fake news]]		*[[Fake news]]
			*[[Fox News]]
	*[[Glenn Beck]]		*[[Glenn Beck]]
	*[[HanAssholeSolo]]		*[[HanAssholeSolo]]
	*[[Fox News]]
	*[[Jews]]		*[[Jews]]
			*[[No Kings]]

	==External links==		==External links==