Brisbane - Revision history

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	* Browns Stains Landfill, the best place to dump the Aboriginals that make the daring move to walk upon your property.		* Browns Stains Landfill, the best place to dump the Aboriginals that make the daring move to walk upon your property.

	Experience the beauty off Sharia law in Al-Woodridge and in the Islamic republic of Kuraby, where women are stoned to death on a daily bases. Many Pakis and Leb Muslims like to hangout in large groups break shit ~~for their~~ [[religion of peace]].		Experience the beauty off Sharia law in Al-Woodridge and in the Islamic republic of Kuraby, where women are stoned to death on a daily bases. Many Pakis and Leb Muslims like to hangout in large groups to break shit in the name of the [[religion of peace]].

	The suburb of Sunnybank and surrounding areas, are notorious for being a province of [[China]]. It is [[PLZ_ADVZ\|advisable]] that you stay away at all times as you will either get [[owned\|lynched]] or [[Buttsecks\|raped]] by the [[Azn\|azn]] gangs in the car park of [[McDonald's]], or you will be hit by cars [[Over_9000\|over 9,000]] times, since [[no one]] here can actually drive. Daily executions by Chairman mao happen at Sunnybank shopping centre square where Chinese take pictures with their families in the background, great for people who like multiculturalism.		The suburb of Sunnybank and surrounding areas, are notorious for being a province of [[China]]. It is [[PLZ_ADVZ\|advisable]] that you stay away at all times as you will either get [[owned\|lynched]] or [[Buttsecks\|raped]] by the [[Azn\|azn]] gangs in the car park of [[McDonald's]], or you will be hit by cars [[Over_9000\|over 9,000]] times, since [[no one]] here can actually drive. Daily executions by Chairman mao happen at Sunnybank shopping centre square where Chinese take pictures with their families in the background, great for people who like multiculturalism.

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	*'''Banyo''': "Curry Creek"		*'''Banyo''': "Curry Creek"
	*'''Runcorn''': "Creek of [[Multiculturalism]]."		*'''Runcorn''': "Creek of [[Multiculturalism]]."
			*'''Kuraby''': "Creek of Islamic republic"
	*'''Westlake''': "Creek of Richcunts and Jews"		*'''Westlake''': "Creek of Richcunts and Jews"
	*'''Darra''': "Creek of poor bogans and gooks"		*'''Darra''': "Creek of poor bogans and gooks"
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	* Logan Entertainment Centre is home to some of the worst shows and tribal performances since Bert Newton's "The Don Lane Show"		* Logan Entertainment Centre is home to some of the worst shows and tribal performances since Bert Newton's "The Don Lane Show"
	* Browns Stains Landfill, the best place to dump the Aboriginals that make the daring move to walk upon your property.		* Browns Stains Landfill, the best place to dump the Aboriginals that make the daring move to walk upon your property.
	* Experience the beauty off Sharia law in Al-Woodridge and in the Islamic republic of Kuraby, where women are stoned to death on a daily bases.
			Experience the beauty off Sharia law in Al-Woodridge and in the Islamic republic of Kuraby, where women are stoned to death on a daily bases. Many Pakis and Leb Muslims like to hangout in large groups break shit for their [[religion of peace]].

	The suburb of Sunnybank and surrounding areas, are notorious for being a province of [[China]]. It is [[PLZ_ADVZ\|advisable]] that you stay away at all times as you will either get [[owned\|lynched]] or [[Buttsecks\|raped]] by the [[Azn\|azn]] gangs in the car park of [[McDonald's]], or you will be hit by cars [[Over_9000\|over 9,000]] times, since [[no one]] here can actually drive. Daily executions by Chairman mao happen at Sunnybank shopping centre square where Chinese take pictures with their families in the background, great for people who like multiculturalism.		The suburb of Sunnybank and surrounding areas, are notorious for being a province of [[China]]. It is [[PLZ_ADVZ\|advisable]] that you stay away at all times as you will either get [[owned\|lynched]] or [[Buttsecks\|raped]] by the [[Azn\|azn]] gangs in the car park of [[McDonald's]], or you will be hit by cars [[Over_9000\|over 9,000]] times, since [[no one]] here can actually drive. Daily executions by Chairman mao happen at Sunnybank shopping centre square where Chinese take pictures with their families in the background, great for people who like multiculturalism.

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	* Logan Entertainment Centre is home to some of the worst shows and tribal performances since Bert Newton's "The Don Lane Show"		* Logan Entertainment Centre is home to some of the worst shows and tribal performances since Bert Newton's "The Don Lane Show"
	* Browns Stains Landfill, the best place to dump the Aboriginals that make the daring move to walk upon your property.		* Browns Stains Landfill, the best place to dump the Aboriginals that make the daring move to walk upon your property.
	* Experience the beauty off Sharia law in Al-Woodridge and in the Islamic republic of Kuraby.		* Experience the beauty off Sharia law in Al-Woodridge and in the Islamic republic of Kuraby, where women are stoned to death on a daily bases.

	The suburb of Sunnybank and surrounding areas, are notorious for being a province of [[China]]. It is [[PLZ_ADVZ\|advisable]] that you stay away at all times as you will either get [[owned\|lynched]] or [[Buttsecks\|raped]] by the [[Azn\|azn]] gangs in the car park of [[McDonald's]], or you will be hit by cars [[Over_9000\|over 9,000]] times, since [[no one]] here can actually drive.		The suburb of Sunnybank and surrounding areas, are notorious for being a province of [[China]]. It is [[PLZ_ADVZ\|advisable]] that you stay away at all times as you will either get [[owned\|lynched]] or [[Buttsecks\|raped]] by the [[Azn\|azn]] gangs in the car park of [[McDonald's]], or you will be hit by cars [[Over_9000\|over 9,000]] times, since [[no one]] here can actually drive. Daily executions by Chairman mao happen at Sunnybank shopping centre square where Chinese take pictures with their families in the background, great for people who like multiculturalism.

	Should this happen, you will doubtlessly be a victim of [[rape]], as the most horrendous [[Chris Hansen\|social faux pas]] in Sunnybank is to damage the [[Azn\|azns']] [[Gay\|pimped]] [[Unwarranted_Self_Importance\|Nissan Skylines]].		Should this happen, you will doubtlessly be a victim of [[rape]], as the most horrendous [[Chris Hansen\|social faux pas]] in Sunnybank is to damage the [[Azn\|azns']] [[Gay\|pimped]] [[Unwarranted_Self_Importance\|Nissan Skylines]].

imported>DomNath at 12:48, 1 January 2017

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	* Logan Entertainment Centre is home to some of the worst shows and tribal performances since Bert Newton's "The Don Lane Show"		* Logan Entertainment Centre is home to some of the worst shows and tribal performances since Bert Newton's "The Don Lane Show"
	* Browns Stains Landfill, the best place to dump the Aboriginals that make the daring move to walk upon your property.		* Browns Stains Landfill, the best place to dump the Aboriginals that make the daring move to walk upon your property.
	* Experience the beauty off Sharia law in Al-Woodridge.		* Experience the beauty off Sharia law in Al-Woodridge and in the Islamic republic of Kuraby.
	* Get into fights with Minorities all because you walked into the ~~wrong neighborhood.~~
	* Getting your ass shot in Logan because Islanders weren't too happy with your presence.

	The suburb of Sunnybank and surrounding areas, are notorious for being a province of [[China]]. It is [[PLZ_ADVZ\|advisable]] that you stay away at all times as you will either get [[owned\|lynched]] or [[Buttsecks\|raped]] by the [[Azn\|azn]] gangs in the car park of [[McDonald's]], or you will be hit by cars [[Over_9000\|over 9,000]] times, since [[no one]] here can actually drive.		The suburb of Sunnybank and surrounding areas, are notorious for being a province of [[China]]. It is [[PLZ_ADVZ\|advisable]] that you stay away at all times as you will either get [[owned\|lynched]] or [[Buttsecks\|raped]] by the [[Azn\|azn]] gangs in the car park of [[McDonald's]], or you will be hit by cars [[Over_9000\|over 9,000]] times, since [[no one]] here can actually drive.

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	* Logan City Art Centre, home to many [[butthurt\|great]], cheap, toilet paper styles.		* Logan City Art Centre, home to many [[butthurt\|great]], cheap, toilet paper styles.
	* Logan Entertainment Centre is home to some of the worst shows and tribal performances since Bert Newton's "The Don Lane Show"		* Logan Entertainment Centre is home to some of the worst shows and tribal performances since Bert Newton's "The Don Lane Show"
	* Browns Stains Landfill, the best place to dump the Aboriginals that make the daring move to walk upon your property.		* Browns Stains Landfill, the best place to dump the Aboriginals that make the daring move to walk upon your property.
			* Experience the beauty off Sharia law in Al-Woodridge.
			* Get into fights with Minorities all because you walked into the wrong neighborhood.
			* Getting your ass shot in Logan because Islanders weren't too happy with your presence.

	The suburb of Sunnybank and surrounding areas, are notorious for being a province of [[China]]. It is [[PLZ_ADVZ\|advisable]] that you stay away at all times as you will either get [[owned\|lynched]] or [[Buttsecks\|raped]] by the [[Azn\|azn]] gangs in the car park of [[McDonald's]], or you will be hit by cars [[Over_9000\|over 9,000]] times, since [[no one]] here can actually drive.		The suburb of Sunnybank and surrounding areas, are notorious for being a province of [[China]]. It is [[PLZ_ADVZ\|advisable]] that you stay away at all times as you will either get [[owned\|lynched]] or [[Buttsecks\|raped]] by the [[Azn\|azn]] gangs in the car park of [[McDonald's]], or you will be hit by cars [[Over_9000\|over 9,000]] times, since [[no one]] here can actually drive.

imported>Mein Führer... I CAN WALK !!: it's Adolf, not Adolph

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it's Adolf, not Adolph

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	Believe it or not, [[Lie\|some talent has come out of Brisbane]], including Australia's <strike>current</strike> <b>LOL GILLARD-TINED</b> Prime Minister [[Kevin Rudd]]. he comes from the Sunshine Coast not Brisbane Cuntsniff. Some of Brisbane's more [[Lie\|notable]] exports are:		Believe it or not, [[Lie\|some talent has come out of Brisbane]], including Australia's <strike>current</strike> <b>LOL GILLARD-TINED</b> Prime Minister [[Kevin Rudd]]. he comes from the Sunshine Coast not Brisbane Cuntsniff. Some of Brisbane's more [[Lie\|notable]] exports are:
	*'''[[Hitler\|~~Adolph~~ Hitler:]]''' Humanitarian, circa 1938.		*'''[[Hitler\|Adolf Hitler:]]''' Humanitarian, circa 1938.
	*'''Air Supply:''' [[Shit no one cares about]].		*'''Air Supply:''' [[Shit no one cares about]].
	*'''[[Big Al]]'''		*'''[[Big Al]]'''

imported>Morris at 15:01, 2 October 2016

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	Believe it or not, [[Lie\|some talent has come out of Brisbane]], including Australia's <strike>current</strike> <b>LOL GILLARD-TINED</b> Prime Minister [[Kevin Rudd]]. he comes from the Sunshine Coast not Brisbane Cuntsniff. Some of Brisbane's more [[Lie\|notable]] exports are:		Believe it or not, [[Lie\|some talent has come out of Brisbane]], including Australia's <strike>current</strike> <b>LOL GILLARD-TINED</b> Prime Minister [[Kevin Rudd]]. he comes from the Sunshine Coast not Brisbane Cuntsniff. Some of Brisbane's more [[Lie\|notable]] exports are:
	*'''~~PowderFinger~~:''' [[~~Old~~]] ~~emos hailing from the Southbank area who sing songs about~~ [[~~Penis\|happiness~~]].		*'''[[Hitler\|Adolph Hitler:]]''' Humanitarian, circa 1938.
			*'''Air Supply:''' [[Shit no one cares about]].
			*'''[[Big Al]]'''
	*'''The BeeGees:''' Even [[Old\|Older]] emos who sold their testicles to the devil for fame.		*'''The BeeGees:''' Even [[Old\|Older]] emos who sold their testicles to the devil for fame.
	*'''~~Savage Garden~~:''' ~~A pair of homosexuals from Logan~~.		*'''[[Dennis Ferguson]]:''' Everyone's favourite kiddy-fiddler.
	*~~'''Air Supply:~~''' [[~~Shit no one cares about~~]].		*'''[[Dianne Thorley]]'''
	*'''~~The Veronicas:~~''' ~~Twin~~ [[~~Guido\|wog~~]] ~~skanks from the Northside, they attended Wavell High and anyone that knew them knows they~~'~~re cum dribbling whores. Daddy got them famous, now they sing songs about being [[rape\|taken]] on the floor. Jess, the hotter of the two, is also a [[lesbian]]. Go figure.~~		*'''[[Grace Note]]'''
	*'''John Birmingham:''' Originally from Liverpool, [[England]], this batshit insane and engimatic author was brought up in Ipswich. He has written several books but most relevantly, ''He Died With A Felafel In His Hand'' and ''The Tasmanian Babes Fiasco'', both of which tell the tales of his sharehousing experiences in Brisbane, such as nailing a [[Goatse\|goat's]] head to a wall. He wishes he was Hunter S. Thompson.		*'''John Birmingham:''' Originally from Liverpool, [[England]], this batshit insane and engimatic author was brought up in Ipswich. He has written several books but most relevantly, ''He Died With A Felafel In His Hand'' and ''The Tasmanian Babes Fiasco'', both of which tell the tales of his sharehousing experiences in Brisbane, such as nailing a [[Goatse\|goat's]] head to a wall. He wishes he was Hunter S. Thompson.
	*'''[[~~Dennis Ferguson~~]]:''' ~~Everyone~~'~~s favourite kiddy-fiddler~~.		*'''[[Joseph_Fritzl\|Joseph Fritzl:]]''' The worlds greatest Dad, 2008.
	*'''[[Kevin Rudd]] (Ruddkipz):''' Everyone's favourite communist leader. -see above.		*'''[[Kevin Rudd]] (Ruddkipz):''' Everyone's favourite communist leader. -see above.
	*'''[[~~Joseph_Fritzl\|Joseph Fritzl:~~]]''' ~~The worlds greatest Dad, 2008.~~		*'''[[Lenny Prank Calls]]'''
	*'''[[~~Hitler~~\|~~Adolph Hitler:~~]]~~''' Humanitarian, circa 1938~~.		*'''PowderFinger:''' [[Old]] emos hailing from the Southbank area who sing songs about [[Penis\|happiness]].
	*'''S3RL:''' Happy Hardcore DJ. Responsible for providing the backing music for [[over 9000]] MDMA related deaths.		*'''S3RL:''' Happy Hardcore DJ. Responsible for providing the backing music for [[over 9000]] MDMA related deaths.
			*'''Savage Garden:''' A pair of homosexuals from Logan.
			*'''The Veronicas:''' Twin [[Guido\|wog]] skanks from the Northside, they attended Wavell High and anyone that knew them knows they're cum dribbling whores. Daddy got them famous, now they sing songs about being [[rape\|taken]] on the floor. Jess, the hotter of the two, is also a [[lesbian]]. Go figure.

	== The Brisbane Lesbian Vampires' Killings ==		== The Brisbane Lesbian Vampires' Killings ==

imported>AlGore: /* The Northside */

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The Northside

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	* A [[barrel roll]].		* A [[barrel roll]].
	* Make moonshine.		* Make moonshine.
	* Sit on the bus looking moody listening to Eminem and writing your own [[hardcore]] rap lyrics to show up that cocky nigger at the next PCYC rap battle.		* Sit on the bus looking moody listening to [[Eminem]] and writing your own [[hardcore]] rap lyrics to show up that cocky nigger at the next PCYC rap battle.
	* [[An hero]].		* [[An hero]].
	* Murder an entire family of [[Arab\|Dotheads]].		* Murder an entire family of [[Arab\|Dotheads]].

imported>Archivist: "the the" -> the

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"the the" -> the

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	'''Brisbane City''' is a post-modern [[terrorist]] target located on the eastern coast of [[Australia]]. Brisbane was designed by [[Michael J. Fox]] with an etch-a-sketch, resulting in ~~the~~ the most confusing labryinth of one-way roads, roundabouts and traffic congestion since the [[Internet]]. Just like the Internet, Brisbane is full of [[Emos]], [[Fags]], [[Trolls]], [[Retards]], [[Pedophiles\|Pedobear]], shit Musicians, pretentious [[Hipster]] kids and [[rape\|overly forceful]] [[FBI\|Police]], while lacking completely in girls.		'''Brisbane City''' is a post-modern [[terrorist]] target located on the eastern coast of [[Australia]]. Brisbane was designed by [[Michael J. Fox]] with an etch-a-sketch, resulting in the most confusing labryinth of one-way roads, roundabouts and traffic congestion since the [[Internet]]. Just like the Internet, Brisbane is full of [[Emos]], [[Fags]], [[Trolls]], [[Retards]], [[Pedophiles\|Pedobear]], shit Musicians, pretentious [[Hipster]] kids and [[rape\|overly forceful]] [[FBI\|Police]], while lacking completely in girls.

	For decades, Brisbane was mocked as being a "[[redneck\|big country town]]" by the parasites living in [[Sydney]] and [[Melbourne]]. This was until word reached them down south by carrier pidgeon that Brisbane was as economically viable as both Sydney and Melbourne. and the residents of Australia could enjoy a peaceful life without paying [[Prostitute\|through the ass]] to rent a shit house in Regents Park. Also, the lack of murderous motorcycle gangs and Lebanese street wars was a draw card.		For decades, Brisbane was mocked as being a "[[redneck\|big country town]]" by the parasites living in [[Sydney]] and [[Melbourne]]. This was until word reached them down south by carrier pidgeon that Brisbane was as economically viable as both Sydney and Melbourne. and the residents of Australia could enjoy a peaceful life without paying [[Prostitute\|through the ass]] to rent a shit house in Regents Park. Also, the lack of murderous motorcycle gangs and Lebanese street wars was a draw card.
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	To increase economic [[fail \| growth]], the new draft city plan proposes that it becomes a "Special Economic Zone" and protectorate of [[China]]. This of course is very popular with the [[leftards]] and Aboriginals who think that they will get better human rights under a [[Communist]] regime.		To increase economic [[fail \| growth]], the new draft city plan proposes that it becomes a "Special Economic Zone" and protectorate of [[China]]. This of course is very popular with the [[leftards]] and Aboriginals who think that they will get better human rights under a [[Communist]] regime.

	Brisbane is also the capital of the state [[Queening\|Queensland]], which is currently run by the ~~The~~ Liberal National Party who are Australia's answer to [[Republicans]]. The LNP has in less than 3 months of being in power made [[Faggot\|same-sex]] [[Marriage\|unions]] and same-sex surrogacy [[Civil Rights\|rights]] much to the [[Butthurt]] of the LGBT community. The current Premier of Queensland, and therefore the [[hitler\|overlord]] of Brisbane, is a [[hitler\|Campbell "Can-Do" Newman]].		Brisbane is also the capital of the state [[Queening\|Queensland]], which is currently run by the Liberal National Party who are Australia's answer to [[Republicans]]. The LNP has in less than 3 months of being in power made [[Faggot\|same-sex]] [[Marriage\|unions]] and same-sex surrogacy [[Civil Rights\|rights]] much to the [[Butthurt]] of the LGBT community. The current Premier of Queensland, and therefore the [[hitler\|overlord]] of Brisbane, is a [[hitler\|Campbell "Can-Do" Newman]].

	Anna was brought into power after [[fat]]-ass, [[pedophile]] and terrible cricket player Peter Beattie left office to eat moar. Since then Anna Blighs' government has been known for giving power to [[lesbian]] single mothers and [[So cash\|drunk drivers]]. The state of Queensland went to the polls on March 21st and did the right thing, choosing to keep the current Premier, Anna Bligh, in charge.		Anna was brought into power after [[fat]]-ass, [[pedophile]] and terrible cricket player Peter Beattie left office to eat moar. Since then Anna Blighs' government has been known for giving power to [[lesbian]] single mothers and [[So cash\|drunk drivers]]. The state of Queensland went to the polls on March 21st and did the right thing, choosing to keep the current Premier, Anna Bligh, in charge.

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	'''Brisbane City''' is a post-modern [[terrorist]] target located on the eastern coast of [[Australia]]. Brisbane was designed by [[Michael J. Fox]] with an etch-a-sketch, resulting in the the most confusing labryinth of one-way roads, roundabouts and traffic congestion since the [[Internet]]. Just like the Internet, Brisbane is full of [[Emos]], [[Fags]], [[Trolls]], [[Retards]], [[Pedophiles\|Pedobear]], shit Musicians, pretentious [[Hipster]] kids and [[rape\|overly forceful]] [[FBI\|Police]], ~~whilst~~ lacking completely in girls.		'''Brisbane City''' is a post-modern [[terrorist]] target located on the eastern coast of [[Australia]]. Brisbane was designed by [[Michael J. Fox]] with an etch-a-sketch, resulting in the the most confusing labryinth of one-way roads, roundabouts and traffic congestion since the [[Internet]]. Just like the Internet, Brisbane is full of [[Emos]], [[Fags]], [[Trolls]], [[Retards]], [[Pedophiles\|Pedobear]], shit Musicians, pretentious [[Hipster]] kids and [[rape\|overly forceful]] [[FBI\|Police]], while lacking completely in girls.

	For decades, Brisbane was mocked as being a "[[redneck\|big country town]]" by the parasites living in [[Sydney]] and [[Melbourne]]. This was until word reached them down south by carrier pidgeon that Brisbane was as economically viable as both Sydney and Melbourne. and the residents of Australia could enjoy a peaceful life without paying [[Prostitute\|through the ass]] to rent a shit house in Regents Park. Also, the lack of murderous motorcycle gangs and Lebanese street wars was a draw card.		For decades, Brisbane was mocked as being a "[[redneck\|big country town]]" by the parasites living in [[Sydney]] and [[Melbourne]]. This was until word reached them down south by carrier pidgeon that Brisbane was as economically viable as both Sydney and Melbourne. and the residents of Australia could enjoy a peaceful life without paying [[Prostitute\|through the ass]] to rent a shit house in Regents Park. Also, the lack of murderous motorcycle gangs and Lebanese street wars was a draw card.
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	Brisbaneites enjoy live music, many bands hail from the inner city region of The Valley. Here are some of the more or less notable ones:		Brisbaneites enjoy live music, many bands hail from the inner city region of The Valley. Here are some of the more or less notable ones:

	*'''Powderfinger''' - Softcock emo played by 50 year old hipsters. Powderfinger got their name ~~whilst~~ snorting cocaine off each others balls with an index finger firmly planted inside each members asshole, ~~whilst~~ listening to Bob Dylan or Neil Young or some shit. Their [[Shit noone cares about\|first albums]] sucked, and so did anything they wrote after Vulture Street. Vulture Street was a good album in the way that getting stabbed in the face is preferable to getting shot in the face.		*'''Powderfinger''' - Softcock emo played by 50 year old hipsters. Powderfinger got their name while snorting cocaine off each others balls with an index finger firmly planted inside each members asshole, while listening to Bob Dylan or Neil Young or some shit. Their [[Shit noone cares about\|first albums]] sucked, and so did anything they wrote after Vulture Street. Vulture Street was a good album in the way that getting stabbed in the face is preferable to getting shot in the face.

	{{quote\|My hap[[Penis\|piness]] is slowly creeping back\|Powderfinger discusses STI's}}		{{quote\|My hap[[Penis\|piness]] is slowly creeping back\|Powderfinger discusses STI's}}
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	There has been a fair share of [[OL]] drama resulting from the Zombie walks. Responsible for most of it is mouth frothing nerds talking general [[bullshit]] about ''Dawn of the Dead''. However one notable [[flame war]] involving the walks was about the vocabulary of the Zombie (which, ironically is much more complex than that of the adverage Zombie Walker).		There has been a fair share of [[OL]] drama resulting from the Zombie walks. Responsible for most of it is mouth frothing nerds talking general [[bullshit]] about ''Dawn of the Dead''. However one notable [[flame war]] involving the walks was about the vocabulary of the Zombie (which, ironically is much more complex than that of the adverage Zombie Walker).

	The [[Serious Business\|rules]] of the Zombie walk state that ~~whilst~~ a Zombie walker is in character, he or [[trap\|she]] must remain true to the Zombie way of doing things. This included:		The [[Serious Business\|rules]] of the Zombie walk state that while a Zombie walker is in character, he or [[trap\|she]] must remain true to the Zombie way of doing things. This included:

	*No cellphones		*No cellphones

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	'''Brisbane City''' is a post-modern [[terrorist]] target located on the eastern coast of [[Australia]]. Brisbane was designed by [[Michael J. Fox]] with an etch-a-sketch, resulting in ~~the~~ the most confusing labryinth of one-way roads, roundabouts and traffic congestion since the [[Internet]]. Just like the Internet, Brisbane is full of [[Emos]], [[Fags]], [[Trolls]], [[Retards]], [[Pedophiles\|Pedobear]], shit Musicians, pretentious [[Hipster]] kids and [[rape\|overly forceful]] [[FBI\|Police]], while lacking completely in girls.		'''Brisbane City''' is a post-modern [[terrorist]] target located on the eastern coast of [[Australia]]. Brisbane was designed by [[Michael J. Fox]] with an etch-a-sketch, resulting in the most confusing labryinth of one-way roads, roundabouts and traffic congestion since the [[Internet]]. Just like the Internet, Brisbane is full of [[Emos]], [[Fags]], [[Trolls]], [[Retards]], [[Pedophiles\|Pedobear]], shit Musicians, pretentious [[Hipster]] kids and [[rape\|overly forceful]] [[FBI\|Police]], while lacking completely in girls.

	For decades, Brisbane was mocked as being a "[[redneck\|big country town]]" by the parasites living in [[Sydney]] and [[Melbourne]]. This was until word reached them down south by carrier pidgeon that Brisbane was as economically viable as both Sydney and Melbourne. and the residents of Australia could enjoy a peaceful life without paying [[Prostitute\|through the ass]] to rent a shit house in Regents Park. Also, the lack of murderous motorcycle gangs and Lebanese street wars was a draw card.		For decades, Brisbane was mocked as being a "[[redneck\|big country town]]" by the parasites living in [[Sydney]] and [[Melbourne]]. This was until word reached them down south by carrier pidgeon that Brisbane was as economically viable as both Sydney and Melbourne. and the residents of Australia could enjoy a peaceful life without paying [[Prostitute\|through the ass]] to rent a shit house in Regents Park. Also, the lack of murderous motorcycle gangs and Lebanese street wars was a draw card.
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	To increase economic [[fail \| growth]], the new draft city plan proposes that it becomes a "Special Economic Zone" and protectorate of [[China]]. This of course is very popular with the [[leftards]] and Aboriginals who think that they will get better human rights under a [[Communist]] regime.		To increase economic [[fail \| growth]], the new draft city plan proposes that it becomes a "Special Economic Zone" and protectorate of [[China]]. This of course is very popular with the [[leftards]] and Aboriginals who think that they will get better human rights under a [[Communist]] regime.

	Brisbane is also the capital of the state [[Queening\|Queensland]], which is currently run by the ~~The~~ Liberal National Party who are Australia's answer to [[Republicans]]. The LNP has in less than 3 months of being in power made [[Faggot\|same-sex]] [[Marriage\|unions]] and same-sex surrogacy [[Civil Rights\|rights]] much to the [[Butthurt]] of the LGBT community. The current Premier of Queensland, and therefore the [[hitler\|overlord]] of Brisbane, is a [[hitler\|Campbell "Can-Do" Newman]].		Brisbane is also the capital of the state [[Queening\|Queensland]], which is currently run by the Liberal National Party who are Australia's answer to [[Republicans]]. The LNP has in less than 3 months of being in power made [[Faggot\|same-sex]] [[Marriage\|unions]] and same-sex surrogacy [[Civil Rights\|rights]] much to the [[Butthurt]] of the LGBT community. The current Premier of Queensland, and therefore the [[hitler\|overlord]] of Brisbane, is a [[hitler\|Campbell "Can-Do" Newman]].

	Anna was brought into power after [[fat]]-ass, [[pedophile]] and terrible cricket player Peter Beattie left office to eat moar. Since then Anna Blighs' government has been known for giving power to [[lesbian]] single mothers and [[So cash\|drunk drivers]]. The state of Queensland went to the polls on March 21st and did the right thing, choosing to keep the current Premier, Anna Bligh, in charge.		Anna was brought into power after [[fat]]-ass, [[pedophile]] and terrible cricket player Peter Beattie left office to eat moar. Since then Anna Blighs' government has been known for giving power to [[lesbian]] single mothers and [[So cash\|drunk drivers]]. The state of Queensland went to the polls on March 21st and did the right thing, choosing to keep the current Premier, Anna Bligh, in charge.