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'''Breath of Fire II''' ([[Moonspeak|Weebspeak]]: '''ブレスオブファイアII 使命の子'''; [[Literally]]: '''Breath of Fire II: Destiny's Child''') is a shitty turn-based [[Jap|J]][[RPG]] by [[Capcom]] for the [[SNES]] that was originally released in [[Japan]] on December 2, 1994, and was then translated and brought to [[America|North America]] a little over a year later on December 10, 1995. Unlike the original ''[[Breath of Fire]]'' which was given a proper translation by the fine folks over at [[Squaresoft]], the cocky bastards over at Capcom decided to cut out the middleman this time and [[Jewgolds|reap all teh profits for themselves]] by attempting to translate the sequel on their own – a plan that led to one of the most [[Zero Wing|hilariously botched translation jobs]] of the entire 16-bit era.

Aside from having some of the most notorious [[Engrish]] and [[typo]]s on the [[SNES]], ''Breath of Fire II'' is also widely remembered for being that game that made you want to [[waifu]] a [[catgirl]] and a goddamn [[mushroom]] and for featuring an [[epic]] plot about [[Genocide|destroying all the]] [[Christians]] before they can convert the entire world into members of their dumb [[religious]] [[cult]].

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== Playable Characters ==

;[[File:BoF2 Ryu Sprite.png|12px]] <big>Ryu Bateson</big>

:[[File:BoF2 Ryu Portrait.png|right|32px]] A descendant of the Ryu from [[Breath of Fire|the first game]] or some shit. He's the motherfucking destined child and it's his destiny to save the world and shit because of course it is. He can also turn into a fucking dragon. He lost his memories because of [[Alzheimers]] but it doesn't even matter since he can't fucking talk.

;[[File:BoF2 Bow Sprite.png|14px]] <big>Bow (Bosch Doggy)</big>

:[[File:BoF2 Bow Portrait.png|right|32px]] A [[fat]] fucking [[dog]] who's a member of the Grassrunner Clan. He's a [[thief]] who becomes Ryu's [[BFF]] after shit hits the fan in the prologue. His thievery then sets up the game's entire plot as he's framed for stealing the Magic Hood (which he was [[ironically]] planning on stealing anyways) and he's forced to hide in a trash can for a third of the game. He uses bows as his weapon because he's too goddamn fat for [[Metal Gear Solid|CQC]].

;[[File:BoF2 Nina Sprite.png|14px]] <big>Nina Wyndia</big>

:[[File:BoF2 Nina Portrait.png|right|32px]] A [[princess]] of Wyndia who's hated by everyone because she was born with [[black]] wings and [[Elizabeth Warren|Wyndians]] are notoriously [[racist]] against [[Fried chicken|nigger-wings]]. She's a descendant of the Nina from [[Breath of Fire|the first game]].

;[[File:BoF2 Sten Sprite.png|14px]] <big>Sten Legacy</big>

:[[File:BoF2 Sten Portrait.png|right|32px]] A [[monkey]] who joins your party after [[sexual harassment|sexually harassing]] Nina and Katt.

;[[File:BoF2 Jean Sprite.png|16px]] <big>Jean (Ekaru Hoppe de pe Tapeta)</big>

:[[File:BoF2 Jean Portrait.png|right|32px]] A frog prince who, hilariously, was given an over-the-top [[French]] accent in the English translation of the game. Fuck the French.

;[[File:BoF2 Sparshroom Sprite.png|12px]] <big>Spar ([[Assburgers|Aspara Gus]])</big>

:[[File:BoF2 Sparshroom Portrait.png|right|32px]] An ancient and wise [[Pothead|Grass Man]] who has [[LSD|the power to talk to the fucking trees and shit]]. You'll initially think that you won't use this [[hermaphrodite|hermaphroditic]] [[tree hugger]] much since he's the last party member you'll get and he looks like a [[fugly]] [[anthropomorphic]] [[onion]], but you'll eventually learn that you can fuse him with some of the shamans to turn him into a pink-haired [[anime]] mushroom girl – after which, this [[trap]] will undoubtedly become your favourite character in the entire game.

== See Also ==

[[File:WaifuShroom.png|thumb|150px|That game that made you want to [[fuck]] a mushroom.]]

* [[Breath of Fire]] - The darker and edgier prequel.
* [[Phantasy Star II]] - An RPG that shares [[Climatrol|some odd similarities]] with this one.
* [[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!]]
* [[Capcom]]
* [[Skyrim]]
* [[Final Fantasy]]

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