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	'''Brandon "DJ ICE" Crisp''' was a normal [[Catholic]] boy from [[Canada\|the great land of milk bags]]. He was an average boy at the age of 15 and attended a Catholic high school where he learned about God and fellatio. Brandon had a rather unhealthy relationship with his [[Xbox 360\|Xbox]], skipping school to play ''[[Call of Duty 4\|Call of Duty]]'' all day long. On October 13th, he had a fight with his parents and his parents decided to take his [[Xbox 360\|Ecksbawks]]. Suffering from immense amounts of [[butthurt]], he threatened to pack his bags and move in with his auntie and uncle in [[Bel-Air]]. His father played along with his son's sudden outburst of [[unwarranted self-importance]] and helped him pack his bags (though forgetting to throw in some medipacks). He was later quoted that, "[[Did it for the lulz\|He had done it for the lulz]]."		'''Brandon "DJ ICE" Crisp''' was a normal [[Catholic]] boy from [[Canada\|the great land of milk bags]]. He was an average boy at the age of 15 and attended a Catholic high school where he learned about God and [[fellatio]]. Brandon had a rather unhealthy relationship with his [[Xbox 360\|Xbox]], skipping school to play ''[[Call of Duty 4\|Call of Duty]]'' all day long. On October 13th, he had a fight with his parents and his parents decided to take his [[Xbox 360\|Ecksbawks]]. Suffering from immense amounts of [[butthurt]], he threatened to pack his bags and move in with his auntie and uncle in [[Bel-Air]]. His father played along with his son's sudden outburst of [[unwarranted self-importance]] and helped him pack his bags (though forgetting to throw in some medipacks). He was later quoted that, "[[Did it for the lulz\|He had done it for the lulz]]."

	Brandon's [[nigger]] tactics kept him alive briefly, until he joined forces with [[Jake Roberts]] and [[failed]] the final level in his favorite [[MMORPG]] called ''Fallout Tree'', by climbing up a tree and attempting to swan dive to the nearest branch. In a sudden realization that he was not fit nor had an ounce of parkour skills, Brandon plummeted to Final Stand and took the coward's way out. Before the Game Masters could find his body, [[Facebook]] [[fail\|campaigns]] with [[over 9,000]] people were formed. And with a lot of [[Christians\|moralfags]], comes [[b\|a lot of trolls]].		Brandon's [[nigger]] tactics kept him alive briefly, until he joined forces with [[Jake Roberts]] and [[failed]] the final level in his favorite [[MMORPG]] called ''Fallout Tree'', by climbing up a tree and attempting to swan dive to the nearest branch. In a sudden realization that he was not fit nor had an ounce of parkour skills, Brandon plummeted to Final Stand and took the coward's way out. Before the Game Masters could find his body, [[Facebook]] [[fail\|campaigns]] with [[over 9,000]] people were formed. And with a lot of [[Christians\|moralfags]], comes [[b\|a lot of trolls]].
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	Brandon Crisp was appointed [[An hero\|an Xbox hero]] on the [[V for Vendetta\|5th of November]] by [[Internet\|internet's]] super heroes, /b/. His death was almost as lulzy as [[An Wiiro]], but with the powers of online communities, moar lulz were had when /b/ started to leave their [[flame\|condolences]] on Facebook.		Brandon Crisp was appointed [[An hero\|an Xbox hero]] on the [[V for Vendetta\|5th of November]] by [[Internet\|internet's]] super heroes, /b/. His death was almost as lulzy as [[An Wiiro]], but with the powers of online communities, moar lulz were had when /b/ started to leave their [[flame\|condolences]] on Facebook.

	Brandon was a tiny, [[Angry Homo Kid\|angry]], [[retarded]] Canadian kid, though some say he was a [[pretty cool guy]]. He enjoyed watching the movies ''Ice Age'', ''Out Cold'', ''Brain Freeze'', ''Encino Man'', ''In Cold Blood'', ''The Big Chill'', ''Jack Frost'', ''Cold Mountain'', ''Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero'', ''The Ice Storm'', and ''Frozen River''. Unfortunately, he was not a fan of ''Extreme Survival'' or that Canadian show ''Survivorman''. Brandon enjoyed listening to "Cold as Ice" by Foreigner, "North to [[Sarah Palin\|Alaska]]" by [[Old\|Johnny Horton]], "Ice Ice Baby" by [[wigger\|Vanilla Ice]], "Stone Cold Crazy" by [[Gay\|Queen]], "The Iceman Cometh" by Impelliterri, "So Cold" by [[Faggot\|Breaking Benjamin]], "World So Cold" by [[Screamo\|Mudvayne]], ~~The~~ album ''Alaska'' by Between The Buried And Me, anything with [[Rap\|Ice Cube]] or Ice T in it, and pretty much anything by [[emo\|Coldplay]], Cold War Kids, or [[Black Metal\|Imperial Crystalline Entombment]] (also known as I.C.E., lulz). When Brandon was feeling classy, he'd listen to Vivaldi's "Winter", Westlake's "Antarctica Suite" but he never listened to Stravinsky's "Danse Inferne". His favorite play was Eugene O'Neill's ''The Iceman Cometh''. Crisp disliked [[Rap\|Snoop Dogg's "Drop It Like It's Hot"]], [[Shit\|Nelly's "Hot In Here"]], and [[Aspie\|Jim Gaffigan's]] "Hot Pockets" routine. He also loved the wrestling antics of Stone Cold Steve Austin.		Brandon was a tiny, [[Angry Homo Kid\|angry]], [[retarded]] Canadian kid, though some say he was a [[pretty cool guy]]. He enjoyed watching the movies ''Ice Age'', ''Out Cold'', ''Brain Freeze'', ''Encino Man'', ''In Cold Blood'', ''The Big Chill'', ''Jack Frost'', ''Cold Mountain'', ''Polar Express'',''Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero'', ''The Ice Storm'', and ''Frozen River''. Unfortunately, he was not a fan of ''Extreme Survival'' or that Canadian show ''Survivorman''. Brandon enjoyed listening to "Cold as Ice" by Foreigner, "North to [[Sarah Palin\|Alaska]]" by [[Old\|Johnny Horton]], "Ice Ice Baby" by [[wigger\|Vanilla Ice]], "Stone Cold Crazy" by [[Gay\|Queen]], "Baby, It's Cold Outside" by Esther Williams{{jew}} and [[spic\|Ricardo Montalban]], "The Iceman Cometh" by Impelliterri, "Cold Hearted" by Paula Abdul{{jew}}, "So Cold" by [[Faggot\|Breaking Benjamin]], "World So Cold" by [[Screamo\|Mudvayne]], the album ''Alaska'' by Between The Buried And Me, the album "Cold Blooded" by Rick James, anything with [[Rap\|Ice Cube]] or Ice T in it, and pretty much anything by [[emo\|Coldplay]], Cold War Kids, or [[Black Metal\|Imperial Crystalline Entombment]] (also known as I.C.E., lulz). When Brandon was feeling classy, he'd listen to Vivaldi's "Winter", Westlake's "Antarctica Suite" but he never listened to Stravinsky's "Danse Inferne". His favorite play was Eugene O'Neill's ''The Iceman Cometh''. Crisp disliked [[Rap\|Snoop Dogg's "Drop It Like It's Hot"]], [[Shit\|Nelly's "Hot In Here"]], and [[Aspie\|Jim Gaffigan's]] "Hot Pockets" routine. He also loved the wrestling antics of Stone Cold Steve Austin.

	[[Some argue\|There is speculation]] that Brandon was just following his Dad's orders when he was told to [[Pun\|"go chill out"]]. [[Some argue\|It has also been reported]] that Brandon enjoyed [[Cosplay\|dressing as Mr. Freeze]] [[I did it for the lulz\|for Halloween]]. It is also speculated that if Brandon Crisp and [[Codey Porter]] combine their powers, Captain Planet will return. We have also gotten word that his favorite Bing Crosby movie was ''White Christmas''. It is also possible that he got auto-balanced and is now somewhere in [[Russia]].		[[Some argue\|There is speculation]] that Brandon was just following his Dad's orders when he was told to [[Pun\|"go chill out"]]. [[Some argue\|It has also been reported]] that Brandon enjoyed [[Cosplay\|dressing as Mr. Freeze]] [[I did it for the lulz\|for Halloween]]. It is also speculated that if Brandon Crisp and [[Codey Porter]] combine their powers, Captain Planet will return. We have also gotten word that his favorite Bing Crosby movie was ''White Christmas''. It is also possible that he got auto-balanced and is now somewhere in [[Russia]].

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	\|WOW takes REAL [[retard]]ed talent to fall out of a tree and run away IN CANDA.......IN THE WINTER!!!!!!! i think all he was doing was demanding attention...(the wrong way the very STUPID wrong way) does he get any award for this type of neuron-disabled-shenanigan!? id like to know		\|WOW takes REAL [[retard]]ed talent to fall out of a tree and run away IN CANDA.......IN THE WINTER!!!!!!! i think all he was doing was demanding attention...(the wrong way the very STUPID wrong way) does he get any award for this type of neuron-disabled-shenanigan!? id like to know
	and all of you ppl who feel sorry for him ....well tough luck i ~~dont~~ but i do feel a bit sorry for his parents (WAIT SCRATCH THAT) it takes alot of guts to raise an hero such as this		and all of you ppl who feel sorry for him ....well tough luck i don't but i do feel a bit sorry for his parents (WAIT SCRATCH THAT) it takes alot of guts to raise an hero such as this
	i hope there is COD4 where ever he iz O.O\|LOL		i hope there is COD4 where ever he iz O.O\|LOL

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	[[Image:WHERE IS BRANDON CRISP.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|The Brandon Crisp Before...]]		[[Image:WHERE IS BRANDON CRISP.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|The Brandon Crisp Before...]]

	'''Brandon "DJ ICE" Crisp''' was a normal [[Catholic]] boy from [[Canada\|the great land of milk bags]]. He was an average boy at the age of ~~fifteen~~ and attended a Catholic high school where he learned about God and fellatio. Brandon had a rather unhealthy relationship with his [[Xbox 360\|Xbox]], skipping school to play ''[[Call of Duty 4\|Call of Duty]]'' all day long. On October 13th, he had a fight with his parents and his parents decided to take his [[Xbox 360\|Ecksbawks]]. Suffering from immense amounts of [[butthurt]], he threatened to pack his bags and move in with his auntie and uncle in [[Bel-Air]]. His father played along with his son's sudden outburst of [[unwarranted self-importance]] and helped him pack his bags (though forgetting to throw in some medipacks). He was later quoted that, "[[Did it for the lulz\|He had done it for the lulz]]."		'''Brandon "DJ ICE" Crisp''' was a normal [[Catholic]] boy from [[Canada\|the great land of milk bags]]. He was an average boy at the age of 15 and attended a Catholic high school where he learned about God and fellatio. Brandon had a rather unhealthy relationship with his [[Xbox 360\|Xbox]], skipping school to play ''[[Call of Duty 4\|Call of Duty]]'' all day long. On October 13th, he had a fight with his parents and his parents decided to take his [[Xbox 360\|Ecksbawks]]. Suffering from immense amounts of [[butthurt]], he threatened to pack his bags and move in with his auntie and uncle in [[Bel-Air]]. His father played along with his son's sudden outburst of [[unwarranted self-importance]] and helped him pack his bags (though forgetting to throw in some medipacks). He was later quoted that, "[[Did it for the lulz\|He had done it for the lulz]]."

	Brandon's [[nigger]] tactics kept him alive briefly, until he joined forces with [[Jake Roberts]] and [[failed]] the final level in his favorite [[MMORPG]] called ''Fallout Tree'', by climbing up a tree and attempting to swan dive to the nearest branch. In a sudden realization that he was not fit nor had an ounce of parkour skills, Brandon plummeted to Final Stand and took the coward's way out. Before the Game Masters could find his body, [[Facebook]] [[fail\|campaigns]] with [[over 9,000]] people were formed. And with a lot of [[Christians\|moralfags]], comes [[b\|a lot of trolls]].		Brandon's [[nigger]] tactics kept him alive briefly, until he joined forces with [[Jake Roberts]] and [[failed]] the final level in his favorite [[MMORPG]] called ''Fallout Tree'', by climbing up a tree and attempting to swan dive to the nearest branch. In a sudden realization that he was not fit nor had an ounce of parkour skills, Brandon plummeted to Final Stand and took the coward's way out. Before the Game Masters could find his body, [[Facebook]] [[fail\|campaigns]] with [[over 9,000]] people were formed. And with a lot of [[Christians\|moralfags]], comes [[b\|a lot of trolls]].
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	[[Image:Crisp_SP.PNG\|thumb\|The Brandon Crisp story, in ''[[South Park]]'' style.]]		[[Image:Crisp_SP.PNG\|thumb\|The Brandon Crisp story, in ''[[South Park]]'' style.]]

	Brandon, like any [[13 year old boy]] got exceedingly [[butthurt\|upset]] when he was told by his father that his [[Xbox 360]] was being confiscated due to his [[School\|schoolwork]] suffering, and as with all teen arguments, this resulted in a [[IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!\|large amount]] of [[drama]] and he told his parents he was [[Bel-Air\|moving with his Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air]], Brandon's dad being the [[Dumbass\|responsible parent]] he even [[gtfo\|helped his son to pack his bags]] in a true gesture of [[Josef Fritzl\|fatherly love]]. Having never played ''[[Oregon Trail]]'' as a child, Brandon [[Fail\|failed]] to know what to do when confronted with the choice of leaving. Thus, he bought [[om nom\|no oxen, bacon, meat, dried fruits and vegetables, whiskey]], or winter coats but rather ~~twelve~~ grandfather clocks. Pity.		Brandon, like any [[13 year old boy]] got exceedingly [[butthurt\|upset]] when he was told by his father that his [[Xbox 360]] was being confiscated due to his [[School\|schoolwork]] suffering, and as with all teen arguments, this resulted in a [[IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!\|large amount]] of [[drama]] and he told his parents he was [[Bel-Air\|moving with his Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air]], Brandon's dad being the [[Dumbass\|responsible parent]] he even [[gtfo\|helped his son to pack his bags]] in a true gesture of [[Josef Fritzl\|fatherly love]]. Having never played ''[[Oregon Trail]]'' as a child, Brandon [[Fail\|failed]] to know what to do when confronted with the choice of leaving. Thus, he bought [[om nom\|no oxen, bacon, meat, dried fruits and vegetables, whiskey]], or winter coats but rather 12 grandfather clocks. Pity.

			As hockey season had not yet started, the Canadian news covered Brandon's disappearance 24-7. Microsoft knows when a good promo opportunity presents itself, so Bill Gates offered to donate 25,000<strike>Confederate</strike> Canadian moneys to the reward fund, plus an extra dollar for every time you forwarded Bill's email.

	Mr. Crisp told [[Faux News\|journalists]] he expected to see him back within a few hours, or at worst, the next day. Upon receiving news of his son's [[An hero\|death]], Mr. Crisp organized a huge [[Party girl\|party]] and invited all his friends and neighbors round for some [[pizza and beer\|nibbles and fine wine]], then returned Brandon's birthday gift, ironically a new coat. After all, no longer having to put up with Brandon's [[faggotry\|attitude]] was cause to [[Party Hard\|celebrate]], [[amirite\|right]]?		Mr. Crisp told [[Faux News\|journalists]] he expected to see him back within a few hours, or at worst, the next day. Upon receiving news of his son's [[An hero\|death]], Mr. Crisp organized a huge [[Party girl\|party]] and invited all his friends and neighbors round for some [[pizza and beer\|nibbles and fine wine]], then returned Brandon's birthday gift, ironically a new coat. After all, no longer having to put up with Brandon's [[faggotry\|attitude]] was cause to [[Party Hard\|celebrate]], [[amirite\|right]]?
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	== Facebook ==		== Facebook ==

	The Facebook group called [[capslock\|WHERE IS BRANDON CRISP]] has [[over 9000\|around 22,000]] members, and was created by Natasha Crisp and Samantha Crisp. This, and the fact that ~~new~~ [[~~facebook~~]] ~~sends~~ you ~~an email~~ each time someone posts in a thread you posted in created a huge shitflow of trolls vs. moralfags.		The Facebook group called [[capslock\|WHERE IS BRANDON CRISP]] has [[over 9000\|around 22,000]] members, and was created by Natasha Crisp and Samantha Crisp. This (and the fact that [[Facebook]] notifies you each and every single time someone posts in a thread you posted in) created a huge shitflow of trolls vs. moralfags.

	[[Image:CrispFacebookTroll.PNG\|thumb\|left\|''Beyond the Call of Duty.'' LOLOL cold-blooded LOLOL accounts get frozen LOLOL]]		[[Image:CrispFacebookTroll.PNG\|thumb\|left\|''Beyond the Call of Duty.'' LOLOL cold-blooded LOLOL accounts get frozen LOLOL]]
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	==Death==		==Death==
	Hunters found his body in teh woods. Let's examine the fucking facts here: His bike was found not far from his house, there are no strangers in that area and he has [[Sad\|no friends]]; how the FUCK could you be that much of a failure as to die just as you get 2 blocks from your [[house]]? His parents are obviously [[Murder\|The Killers]]. They reported the incident so as not to attract suspicion. The only other possibility is that he An Hero'd via hanging on a branch, trying to evade [[Shotacat]].		Hunters found his body in teh woods. Let's examine the fucking facts here: His bike was found not far from his house, there are no strangers in that area and he has [[Sad\|no friends]]; how the FUCK could you be that much of a failure as to die just as you get two blocks from your [[house]]? His parents are obviously [[Murder\|The Killers]]. They reported the incident so as not to attract suspicion. The only other possibility is that he An Hero'd via hanging on a branch, trying to evade [[Shotacat]].

	'''Possibilities''':		'''Possibilities''':
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	* '''FROZEN TO A CRISP'''		* '''FROZEN TO A CRISP'''


	Recent investigation shows that it is possible Brandon was in fact [http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20081108.wcrisp1108/BNStory/National/home\| pwnd by a tree while <s>camping</s> completing his Goodbye challenge for 250 XP].		Recent investigation shows that it is possible Brandon was in fact [http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20081108.wcrisp1108/BNStory/National/home\| pwnd by a tree while <s>camping</s> completing his Goodbye challenge for 250 XP].

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	[[Image:WHERE IS BRANDON CRISP.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|The Brandon Crisp Before...]]		[[Image:WHERE IS BRANDON CRISP.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|The Brandon Crisp Before...]]

	'''Brandon "DJ ICE" Crisp''' was a normal [[Catholic]] boy from [[Canada\|the great land of milk bags]]. He was an average boy at the age of 15 and attended a Catholic high school where he learned about God and fellatio. Brandon had a rather unhealthy relationship with his [[Xbox 360\|Xbox]], skipping school to play ''[[Call of Duty 4\|Call of Duty]]'' all day long. On October 13th, he had a fight with his parents and his parents decided to take his [[Xbox 360\|Ecksbawks]]. Suffering from immense amounts of [[butthurt]], he threatened to pack his bags and move in with his auntie and uncle in [[Bel-Air]]. His father played along with his son's sudden outburst of [[unwarranted self-importance]] and helped him pack his bags (though forgetting to throw in some medipacks). He was later quoted that, "[[Did it for the lulz\|He had done it for the lulz]]."		'''Brandon "DJ ICE" Crisp''' was a normal [[Catholic]] boy from [[Canada\|the great land of milk bags]]. He was an average boy at the age of 15 and attended a Catholic high school where he learned about God and [[fellatio]]. Brandon had a rather unhealthy relationship with his [[Xbox 360\|Xbox]], skipping school to play ''[[Call of Duty 4\|Call of Duty]]'' all day long. On October 13th, he had a fight with his parents and his parents decided to take his [[Xbox 360\|Ecksbawks]]. Suffering from immense amounts of [[butthurt]], he threatened to pack his bags and move in with his auntie and uncle in [[Bel-Air]]. His father played along with his son's sudden outburst of [[unwarranted self-importance]] and helped him pack his bags (though forgetting to throw in some medipacks). He was later quoted that, "[[Did it for the lulz\|He had done it for the lulz]]."

	Brandon's [[nigger]] tactics kept him alive briefly, until he joined forces with [[Jake Roberts]] and [[failed]] the final level in his favorite [[MMORPG]] called ''Fallout Tree'', by climbing up a tree and attempting to swan dive to the nearest branch. In a sudden realization that he was not fit nor had an ounce of parkour skills, Brandon plummeted to Final Stand and took the coward's way out. Before the Game Masters could find his body, [[Facebook]] [[fail\|campaigns]] with [[over 9,000]] people were formed. And with a lot of [[Christians\|moralfags]], comes [[b\|a lot of trolls]].		Brandon's [[nigger]] tactics kept him alive briefly, until he joined forces with [[Jake Roberts]] and [[failed]] the final level in his favorite [[MMORPG]] called ''Fallout Tree'', by climbing up a tree and attempting to swan dive to the nearest branch. In a sudden realization that he was not fit nor had an ounce of parkour skills, Brandon plummeted to Final Stand and took the coward's way out. Before the Game Masters could find his body, [[Facebook]] [[fail\|campaigns]] with [[over 9,000]] people were formed. And with a lot of [[Christians\|moralfags]], comes [[b\|a lot of trolls]].
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	Brandon Crisp was appointed [[An hero\|an Xbox hero]] on the [[V for Vendetta\|5th of November]] by [[Internet\|internet's]] super heroes, /b/. His death was almost as lulzy as [[An Wiiro]], but with the powers of online communities, moar lulz were had when /b/ started to leave their [[flame\|condolences]] on Facebook.		Brandon Crisp was appointed [[An hero\|an Xbox hero]] on the [[V for Vendetta\|5th of November]] by [[Internet\|internet's]] super heroes, /b/. His death was almost as lulzy as [[An Wiiro]], but with the powers of online communities, moar lulz were had when /b/ started to leave their [[flame\|condolences]] on Facebook.

	Brandon was a tiny, [[Angry Homo Kid\|angry]], [[retarded]] Canadian kid, though some say he was a [[pretty cool guy]]. He enjoyed watching the movies ''Ice Age'', ''Out Cold'', ''Brain Freeze'', ''Encino Man'', ''In Cold Blood'', ''The Big Chill'', ''Jack Frost'', ''Cold Mountain'', ''Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero'', ''The Ice Storm'', and ''Frozen River''. Unfortunately, he was not a fan of ''Extreme Survival'' or that Canadian show ''Survivorman''. Brandon enjoyed listening to "Cold as Ice" by Foreigner, "North to [[Sarah Palin\|Alaska]]" by [[Old\|Johnny Horton]], "Ice Ice Baby" by [[wigger\|Vanilla Ice]], "Stone Cold Crazy" by [[Gay\|Queen]], "The Iceman Cometh" by Impelliterri, "So Cold" by [[Faggot\|Breaking Benjamin]], "World So Cold" by [[Screamo\|Mudvayne]], ~~The~~ album ''Alaska'' by Between The Buried And Me, anything with [[Rap\|Ice Cube]] or Ice T in it, and pretty much anything by [[emo\|Coldplay]], Cold War Kids, or [[Black Metal\|Imperial Crystalline Entombment]] (also known as I.C.E., lulz). When Brandon was feeling classy, he'd listen to Vivaldi's "Winter", Westlake's "Antarctica Suite" but he never listened to Stravinsky's "Danse Inferne". His favorite play was Eugene O'Neill's ''The Iceman Cometh''. Crisp disliked [[Rap\|Snoop Dogg's "Drop It Like It's Hot"]], [[Shit\|Nelly's "Hot In Here"]], and [[Aspie\|Jim Gaffigan's]] "Hot Pockets" routine. He also loved the wrestling antics of Stone Cold Steve Austin.		Brandon was a tiny, [[Angry Homo Kid\|angry]], [[retarded]] Canadian kid, though some say he was a [[pretty cool guy]]. He enjoyed watching the movies ''Ice Age'', ''Out Cold'', ''Brain Freeze'', ''Encino Man'', ''In Cold Blood'', ''The Big Chill'', ''Jack Frost'', ''Cold Mountain'', ''Polar Express'',''Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero'', ''The Ice Storm'', and ''Frozen River''. Unfortunately, he was not a fan of ''Extreme Survival'' or that Canadian show ''Survivorman''. Brandon enjoyed listening to "Cold as Ice" by Foreigner, "North to [[Sarah Palin\|Alaska]]" by [[Old\|Johnny Horton]], "Ice Ice Baby" by [[wigger\|Vanilla Ice]], "Stone Cold Crazy" by [[Gay\|Queen]], "Baby, It's Cold Outside" by Esther Williams{{jew}} and [[spic\|Ricardo Montalban]], "The Iceman Cometh" by Impelliterri, "Cold Hearted" by Paula Abdul{{jew}}, "So Cold" by [[Faggot\|Breaking Benjamin]], "World So Cold" by [[Screamo\|Mudvayne]], the album ''Alaska'' by Between The Buried And Me, the album "Cold Blooded" by Rick James, anything with [[Rap\|Ice Cube]] or Ice T in it, and pretty much anything by [[emo\|Coldplay]], Cold War Kids, or [[Black Metal\|Imperial Crystalline Entombment]] (also known as I.C.E., lulz). When Brandon was feeling classy, he'd listen to Vivaldi's "Winter", Westlake's "Antarctica Suite" but he never listened to Stravinsky's "Danse Inferne". His favorite play was Eugene O'Neill's ''The Iceman Cometh''. Crisp disliked [[Rap\|Snoop Dogg's "Drop It Like It's Hot"]], [[Shit\|Nelly's "Hot In Here"]], and [[Aspie\|Jim Gaffigan's]] "Hot Pockets" routine. He also loved the wrestling antics of Stone Cold Steve Austin.

	[[Some argue\|There is speculation]] that Brandon was just following his Dad's orders when he was told to [[Pun\|"go chill out"]]. [[Some argue\|It has also been reported]] that Brandon enjoyed [[Cosplay\|dressing as Mr. Freeze]] [[I did it for the lulz\|for Halloween]]. It is also speculated that if Brandon Crisp and [[Codey Porter]] combine their powers, Captain Planet will return. We have also gotten word that his favorite Bing Crosby movie was ''White Christmas''. It is also possible that he got auto-balanced and is now somewhere in [[Russia]].		[[Some argue\|There is speculation]] that Brandon was just following his Dad's orders when he was told to [[Pun\|"go chill out"]]. [[Some argue\|It has also been reported]] that Brandon enjoyed [[Cosplay\|dressing as Mr. Freeze]] [[I did it for the lulz\|for Halloween]]. It is also speculated that if Brandon Crisp and [[Codey Porter]] combine their powers, Captain Planet will return. We have also gotten word that his favorite Bing Crosby movie was ''White Christmas''. It is also possible that he got auto-balanced and is now somewhere in [[Russia]].